>If you don't buy it, don't expect to see your family ever again
>>340671610
Tod?
what happen
>>340671610
Tod stop, you're playing with forces you can't control
Spooky Todd...........
>>340671610
portraying Tod as some bully is wrong, he is a soft-spoken well meaning guy
>>340671610
You say that as if I consider it a bad thing.
>>340671750
they took her
thanks for the free copy of fallout 4
>>340671610
so nothing changes
>>340672191
They took my mom? I better go around the wasteland looking for her!
I saw Todd Howard at a grocery store in Maryland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>340671610
It's cool, pham, my family didn't buy it either
>>340672462
what the fuck?
>>340672462
I missed this pasta thanks anon
>>340672462
What a fucking dick. I thought he was a cool guy.
>>340672462
I thought this was all just bullshit until I ran into him in London and he did the exact same thing to me.
why would I buy a remastered version of skyrim when it already looks better with only 230 mods installed?
>>340672462
I saw the Sole Survivor at the market in Diamond City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff at the weapon vendor I saw him trying to walk away from Power Noodles with like fifteen noodle cups in his hands without paying.
The robot at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Nan-ni shimasu-ka?” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear it, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When it took one of the cups and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped it and told it to scan them each individually “to prevent any radiation infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After it scanned each cup and put them in a bag and started to say "Nan-ni shimasu-ka?" he kept interrupting it by yawning really loudly.
>>340671610
H- how about Fallout 4 m-mister?
I hope they announce a Skyrim remaster solely so I can witness the return of Toddposting
>>340672462
Who was this pasta originally about
>>340676609
Me.
Skyrim 2.
Literally Skyrim 2.
What a time to be alive.
>>340671610
>FO4 is boring and nobody wants to replay it, not even casuals
>I know! Let's remaster a boring game that doesn't have much replay value
>>340676847
1.5 anon.
2 would be a new game.
>>340676609
Ryan Gosling
>be depressed
>about to kill myself
>remember I'm not Todd Howard
>mfw
>>340677602
>mfw I'll never be Todd Howard
>you will never be that 6'4" hunk of a game dev
>>340672462
I wish I had saved the pastas about MikeZ begging for kikestarter money
I like the extremely hella MAD Todd pictures
they always get me laughing
>>340671610
Is this confirmed?
>>340677602
>>340677792
>you will never earn 10 million a year just from going to E3 and telling lies
>you will never be a literal ideas guy who just loiters around a game studio telling everyone what to do and getting to decide on a whim that half of the game's budget should go to hiring one of your childhood heroes as a voice actor
>you will never bully your employees and ruin their lives for coming up with ideas that your casual audience wouldn't care about
>you will never be rude as hell to strangers and get away with it because you're a minor celebrity
>you will never be worshiped by a whole imageboard even as they try their best to hate you
>you will never be Todd Howard
>>340672191
well. I'm sorry to hear that
>>340678739
>telling lies
Todd never told a lie
i downloaded fallout 4 yesterday for free, I'm 2 hours in and I keep falling asleep, I played skyrim for about 1 hour as well, how do people enjoy this slow shit, Imean I can play final fantasy tactics and xcom but goddamn this is like playing goldeneye, I don't wanna play that in 2016
>>340679127
Go back to playing call of duty, fagggggggggit.
>>340679269
I don't play that shit either you ignored the part where I said I played fft and xcom which are 30 minute matches slower than fallout, in fact I got 300 hours on fft
>>340679127
It's all about immersion and atmosphere, really.
>>340679476
meaning mods
>>340678959
Birthday
