E3 in TWO DAYS?!?
>>340636930
So, which conferences will be on Sunday? I'll have to see whether sneaking a laptop into work will be viable enough.
>>340636930
>FFXII HD is already announced
>>340637131
EA and Bethesda
![[Doki] Denpa teki na Kanojo - 02 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [569A6F1F].mkv_snapshot_40.43_[2014.12.23_01.08.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MLBQ63R.jpg "[Doki] Denpa teki na Kanojo - 02 (1280x720 Hi10P BD AAC) [569A6F1F].mkv_snapshot_40.43_[2014.12.23_01.08.26].jpg")
>>340637369
Don't think you can just slip that shit by nigga
I know where you got that cleavage from
>>340637832
Kinda want to see what Battlefield 1 will look and play like, guess it's worth sneaking in. Thanks
>>340637131
What time's in start on Sunday. EST.
>>340638981
Gonna stock up on pic related.
>>340637956
please sauce
>>340638981
I'll be drinking lots of beer, and I'll probably have some chocolate or pizza. It's only once a year, I can be a fat fuck for 3 days.
>>340639251
hurrdurr
>>340638981
>>340639269
I don't think you want it
http://exhentai.org/g/753050/0772bc0841/
>>340636930
Why will no one take my edit into the collage
>>340636930
It's going to be such a huge shitshow
Consolewars on /v/ have never been this strong before
/v/ is going to fucking explode after E3
>MASS FUCKING EFFECT ANDROMEDA
>BATTEFIELD 1
>STAR WARS GAMES
>UNRAVEL 2
>MANY OTHER THINGS
OH YES C'MON BABE YOU CAN DELIVER THESE
>>340639456
fuck I'm so hungry
Last E3 only feels like a few months ago
>tfw I won't be able to tune in because of exams
i thought it wasn't until the 14th
>>340639456
>suffering
>actual food
Stay deluded my goyim
>>340639456
I know this shit will taste good, but holy fuck that is the least appetizing looking food I have ever seen
>>340639557
Same here man i'm fucking starving. and a nice glass of coke.
This for 2016 when?
>>340639682
Starts on Sunday, famalam.
>>340639742
Shut the fuck up.
>>340639682
EA and Bethesda starts at 12th.
14th is the last day I think.
>>340639862
Here fampai
>>340639625
>Taking summer courses
>Have to finish them within 13 days because I didn't want to pay Pearson this time
I can always record E3, I'm never going to get back the time I spent not working on those classes.
>>340639862
Little off but
PC Gaming Show is at 2pm ET
Square's Final Fantasy XV thing is at 11pm
>>340639865
Now that's a full english breakfast m8.
>>340639913
wew thanks senpai desu baka
>starts at 11PM
Neat. My NEETschedule fits perfectly.
>>340639808
w-what?
![[laughing intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/pMfMAN3.png "[laughing intensifies].png")
>>340639913
>>340639979
Thank you, famitsus!
>>340640079
please don't be a faggot.
>>340640079
No problem, anime. Enjoy the show!
>>340638981
Popcorn and biscuits
>E3 will be on finals week
>it's on my finals week every fucking year
when will this meme end
>>340639865
>>340640024
fucking gross what the fuck is wrong with british people
>>340640763
Just Duus Ex gameplay trailers I believe.
>>340639865
>eating fucking beans and tomatoes for breakfast
>eating eggs without solid yolks
Goddammit the English are embarassing
>>340640763
Yeah, they had a roughly half-hour pre-E3 show on Deus Ex. In it they showed Deus Ex Go (for mobile shit), Deus Ex Breach (new gameplay mode), a lot of gameplay on the Deus Ex: Mankind Divided & then some Deus Ex inspired real-life augmentations.
>>340640763
I think it was only Deus ex.
How many hours exactly?
>>340640987
>>340640997
>>340640998
Oh, well fuck. When's the real Square Enix show? It's not even listed on http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340641173
They don't have a real main conference, here's their full schedule:
http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule
>>340640604
Fuck off full english is great
>>340640991
Americans eat candy for breakfast so they're not any better.
>>340641430
retarded islander alert
>>340640247
try finishing high school before posting here, underagefriend :^)
>>340639865
Just eat a bowl of cereal you twats.
>>340641318
>Nier not until day 3
>>340641438
actually i eat ur sisters puss puss for breakfast but thnx for asking
>>340639913
>Sony conference at 3AM CEST
Sleep is for the weak I guess.
>>340641879
My sister has dogs, not cats.
i got my snacks ready
>>340639448
>amputee
.bondage
>torture
>piercing
>guro
>snuff
>urethra insertion
It's time to post those report cards again everyone.
Chicken tendies!!!
>>340639456
That always makes me sick, looks so fucking gross, and I love meat.
I thought e3 was 14-16??? how is that in two days
>>340641935
I don't mind Chinese food
>>340638981
Got 9 bags of takis for the price of 6, celery, green tea bags and beef jerkey.
Anyone know if they got cheese flavored takis at their grocery? I can't find them anywhere anymore, just the regular and nitro ones.
>>340642120
Kadokawa owns Dark Souls now right? Any chance of something Souls related coming out soon?
>>340642296
ya, bloodborne 2
WHO /TRYINGTOGETFIREDBEFORESUNDAY/ HERE
>>340642120
>Kadokawa
What the shit? Is this being streamed somewhere?
>>340639456
What does that normally go for, $5 or something? I would so eat it.
>>340639363
Enjoy your shits
>>340638981
I have some pringles and cookies, near the conferences I'll get some chocolate and other sweets and some fizzy drinks (zero sugar ones, watching my weight).
>>340642397
Don't be a faggot just make some excuse like medical appointment and don't go to work
>>340638206
ANSWER ME
>>340642107
>he doesn't want to get snuffed by a busty nee-san
You got a better way to die in mind?
>>340642296
Yeah, they own From Software. No idea if you should expect anything Souls related though since I don't follow it.
>>340642402
Don't know, I just know they're having a conference in Japan during E3, it kind of came out of no where.
>>340642532
e3countdown.com
just so you knowit's happening
>>340638206
>>340642532
Piss off you tard, lrn2google
>>340642532
Read >>340639913 and/or >>340639979
>>340642469
If E3 is shit this year too, I'm going to kill myself
But first, I'm going to plat Odin Sphere
>>340638981
I wasted all my money on dumb shit, and I'm already getting fat so water, tea and cheese
Woo
>>340639448
I already had a wank
>>340639913
>Get off of work at 5
>Gonna miss EA
SIGH
>>340639475
Bootleg. Doesn't count.
>>340642847
>Gonna miss EA
Oh the horror, think of all the good games that they'll announce that you'll miss.
How many hours until it starts?
>>340642847
All those sports games, the horror
>>340642120
I still need to do this.
Being on Ramadan makes me so fucking lazy though.
HEY LOOK OVER HERE
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Keep in mind though, this stream isn't perfect, if you watch I recommend keeping another stream to watch on the side just in case.
Reply if you're interested and plan on coming, so I know what to expect:
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Come early, there will be movies. Also to grab your spot in the stream.
I want a new life-sized meme.
>>340643057
Read the fucking thread you nigger
>>340642949
>>340643073
It's not that. Shitposting with /v/ in some chatango room is fun as fuck. I await this moment every year.
>>340643057
about 52
>>340643140
Ah, I see, yes, you will be missed. I'll drink one to you when it all starts, comrade
So is anyone planning on having a stream where we look at all the past e3 conferences like last year?
https://youtu.be/WY1p8ZgvqYM?t=5m45s
It will never live up to last years
>E3
>Skipping over E1 and E2
I would say that the event originally started in 2014, but there's evidence that it's been going on for at least a decade, so obviously the 3 in E3 is not an annual indication.
What's wrong with them? Why do they feel the need to skip over E1 and E2? Were they both merely prototypes to the current E3? Or were they so terrible that they were scrapped completely from future events?
Where's the strategic value in just throwing numbers in out of nowhere?
>>340642418
More like 25 negris
>>340643386
>getting that excited over a kickstarter
>it didn't even get properly funded
>>340643432
1/10
>4 days until Nintendo presentation
That's all I really care about. Too bad it's on a Tuesday.
>>340643432
(You)
>>340638981
sour cream and onion chips
>>340643432
You idiot, e1 and e2 made an agreement with e3 to merge, they're gonna announce it once e3 starts and from then on it'll be called e6
>>340643386
>the girl just sits there looking around confused like she doesn't know why she should be excited
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>340643265
;_;7
>>340639456
>the pathetic smoke ring on the brisket
The brisket is trash, so I will assume the rest of it is too
>>340643386
>You will never face fuck elyse
>>340639787
Looks delish af 2me.
Will this saemon daemon be back?!
>>340639865
Swap the mushroom & black pudding out for fried banana and toast and it's perfect
>>340638981
Popcorn and Beef Jerky
>>340641509
Continents are just big islands you fucking colonial.
>>340641524
>high school
dis guy retarded?
post your face when time just fucking flies
>>340644660
>>340644379
Will Satan's right hand be making a presence this year?
>Chick who agreed to a date this week randomly disappeared and blocked me
Well at least I have this to look forward to.
>>340639865
I'm sorry, but what are the first two things he puts on it? I honestly can't tell, is it like cheese or something?
>>340644869
>agreed
If she's not the one asking you, you're just another fucking cuck.
>>340638981
I may go with this guys idea >>340639456 and make some katsudon and then maybe go out and get some kola champagne and whatever else comes to mind. For the Sunday shows I'll probably get some Somersby and whatever cheap lager is on sale and have some microwave kettle corn with it.
>>340644869
I've heard a lot of these stories but it never happened to me, not even something remotely close. What's the cause of shit like this anyway?
>>340641925
>implying it won't be delayed at least half an hour
>>340642397
Never take a whole week off for E3. Monday's all you needand you really don't even need that
>>340640604
how is that triggering you?
>>340642120
So which day is Capcom going to be on?
arth thouest readiest for the bitter death
>>340643831
>that look
Are there any good E3 drinking games?
>>340645005
It happens because autists can't understand subtle signs that someone isn't interested in them.
>we're... friends? OMG DATE BLZ WE KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL
>uhh I don't really have ti-
>DATE PLZ NAO
>i can't-
>DATE DATE BLZ
>ugh ok fine
>[delete fucking everything]
>PuddleOfMudd.mp3 plays
>>340639865
I will forever not understand how some people can eat a heavy breakfast. I went from light to nothing. I'll throw up. Earliest I'll get an appetite is 3 hours after waking up, sometimes it takes way longer.
>>340645549
>why are these fags getting hype for a fucking remake and a kikestarter?
>>340639913
>start work at Wednesday
>EST
fuck yes I can shoot the shit
>>340637369
>it looks like the laziest remaster since FF7 on PS4
>>340636930
E3 is 14-16 of this month you idiot, it's in four days.
>>340644282
Elyse is fucking racist
>married a blue eyed aryan
>makes fun of black like it ain't no theng
https://youtu.be/zpn3mRPIlHY?t=10m
>>340638981
Shit. I still need to buy snacks. I'll buy them then have my girlfriend hide them so I don't eat them before. Will probably buy a bunch of Slim Jims and pork rinds. I think
I want some good beer this time too. What does /v/ recommend?
What conference are you all looking forward to the most? Pretty much everyone has something I'm looking forward to.
What are you playing while you wait? I'm replaying Kingdom Hearts 1.5 HD myself. The recent II.8 trailer has me pretty excited. Going to replay the entire series before it's released.
Collage guy, no rush, but how's progress comin along m8? I'm curious to see which of Squilliams have been added.
>>340641594
>breakfast-ing cold food
Yeah, If I really felt like having a shitty rest of the day.
>>340638981
Nothing cause I'll be fasting
>>340645771
But that's wrong you retard
Thing I like about E3 threads that they are so fast I can post as many loli as I want and nobody will know
>E3 in two days
>jeff gerstmann's drive to e3 tomorrow
>euro 2016 tonight
somebody help me
>>340642920
The fuck are you talking about. I only upload high quality squidward edits.
>>340645919
I'm here. It's basically done besides adding in squilliams by anons who weren't in the last thread/weren't done drawing them. I was waiting till the US was more awake to continue.
Should I start a new thread for it or do it here?
>>340645005
Girls suck at confrontation so just avoid it.
>>340643386
The day people get excited over a fucking kickstarter announcement, not even a game announcement, is the day I knew video games were well and truly dead.
>>340646128
Start a new thread with the progress you have as the thumbnail
>>340646064
I just want my national team to drop out fast so we can all go back to "football fucking sucks"
Which we probably will
>>340646128
You're probably going to need more Squilliam's, there's a lot more from previous threads that you might have missed, and if that's the case you need to ask people for them.
>>340646317
which qualified european country hates football? ireland?
>You shouldn't post, threads are too fast nobody will see or reply to you!
>Just watch the stream!
>Must.... keep.... posting....
>Nobody sees it or replies
>Miss half the stream
>Repeat every year
>>340646204
But it's not just for any old game nigga it's for motherfucking shenmue III desu
>>340645668
I can't eat early either, despite the whole "It's supposed to be the biggest meal i.e. energy for the day ahead and all that shit."
I've seen people eat steak, sausage and freshly cooked fries at ~5am before going to work, fucking weird man
I only have a heavy breakfast on a sunday around 10am, about 3-4 hours after I get out of bed.
Also, who says it has to be eaten solely in the morning? its great as a lunch too
>>340639475
Because it's nothigh qualityenough.
>>340645549
>>340646503
Hungary
We used to love football until it all went to shit, now everyone is pretending we always believed in victory
>>340646128
How many hours left?
I need to colour both of my squidliams and Im slow at that
>>340646023
I don't know what disgusts me more, Todd Jr. and that shirt or the dank maymays
>>340646486
I went through some older threads and grabbed everything I could find but yeah there's probably a lot I missed.
>>340646774
Until I'm about to drop, I guess. Maybe six more hours at most.
Honestly, while EA and Bethesda is Sunday I don't really see it starting until Monday.
>>340646023
Please explain this fucking meme to an old fat faggot.
>>340639865
Who /watchingforthefuckups/ here
And by fuckups I mean mostly Ubisoft and EA.
>>340647168
The frog or posting loli during E3? for the loli, it's because threads go so fast no one will ever see you posted it on a blue board. If you mean dat boi, thenOH SHIT WADDUPit's a forced meme, it's funny now but will be boring later.
>>340642397
/v/ keeps surprising me with their retardation
Anime faggot too, how appropriate
>>340638981
Probably a 50 pack of timbits
I like that every year the report card keeps improving in quality
>>340647825
And the opposite happens for the actual event.
>tfw I made the templates both this year and last year
>I never fill them in because I know I will end up disappointed
Feels bad man.
>>340646251
This desu
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to E3 tomorrow.
>>340647471
>it's funny now
It was never funny
>>340639865
Where the fuck has this been all my life?
How old are you people?
I haven't been excited for E3 since 05-06. You guys were probably in elementary back then.
>Scalebound PC confirmed
>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Official Mother 4 / 3 localized
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>PS4 online multiplayer free
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>Final Fantasy XV proven to not suck
>TimeSplitters 4
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>2D Castlevania
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Summoner reboot
>F-Zero sequel
>WoW vanilla servers
>Okami 2
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to directing Ninja Gaiden for 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Banjo Threeie
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>Another Souls-like spinoff by Miyazaki
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Backlog of Treasure developed games get localized
>Dark Cloud 3
>Digimon Re:Digitize localization announced
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Creative Assembly promises to stop sucking
>Red Dead sequel
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage
>>340639456
>actually eating bbq
enjoy your cancer
>>340648223
I won't because it's the day after tomorrow
>>340644887
Hash Browns, It's made with onions(more for flavour) and potatoes.
>>340643582
top lad
>>340645959
rasheed
>>340646540
ohhh one of those game series that everyone pretended they played gotchaaa
>>340644973
>if she's not the one asking
You sir, are clearly a basement dwelling virgin
>>340638981
Water
>>340643831
she was right. There's no reason to jump around like a retarded 8 year old
>>340638981
Drinkan sum vodka+dew as an offering to dorito pope, mite get sum doritioes
>eating non meme foods for E3
>have work Sunday
>off Monnday
Only missing EA and Bethesda, Monday is going to be the big day right?
>>340644887
Have you never seen a hash brown nigger?
>>340647471
Oh yeah? You better not say that infront of my new dank
What time is it in the UK Sunday?
>>340650403
Read the thread, dumbass.
>>340636930
Games suck nowdays, i don't know why you post this every day.
Also, the few good games released aren't even advertised or announced in the E3.
>>340638981
Unhealthy.
>>340650738
>Nier: Automata
>Persona 5
>Wild Guns: Reloaded
I dunno what you're talking about, anon, I'm fairly hype.
>>340651340
>Persona 5
you fatlus make my butt sweat
>>340644379
need to find out who she was. which presentation was this?
>>340639481
It's gonna be glorious. I believe we can bring back the same level of fanboy fights of the PS3 360 days. Pc is literally out of the picture and so is Nintendo. Pc conference L I T E R A L LY has no games so all they'll be able to talk about is fps, just look at that Civ 6they have no credibility to talk graphics if that gets shown. And nintendos not even showing up this year. With both out of the picture it'll just be Microsoft and Sony fighting, the greatest gladiator match in the history of the world.
>>340652184
Almost forgot.
>>340639495
unravel 2 really?
>>340639913
>have to miss the nintendo confress
>>340636930
DRINKING GAMES WHERE
>>340639865
8/10 Full English, would order down the cafe again.
>>340648739
It's only tuesday, the conferences are before e3 actually
Was the psychicpebbles + rockcock stream good last year?
>>340655385
The what?
>>340655406
AYO SENPAI i gotchu
>>340655406
>>340657020
>>340655406
>>340657020
>>340657181
>>340657308
ANON YOU SAVED MY E3 EXPERIENCE
THANKS
>>340657374
no problemo familia
also, heres an alt for general conferences
>>340639865
>dips sausage in yolk
Wtf why
Who does that? He didn't even get that much yolk on it
>>340658287
Are you sure they overlap?
Been working on my Bingo card for this year. Any suggestions? Was thinking of replacing Assassins Creed with memes.
>>340636930
finally a squidward thread, I was fucking sweeting, thinking this board was becoming Overwatch General.
>>340639456
looks fucking delicious
>>340639979
>tfw no work Monday
>>340658982
>token vita mention
come on anon, be realistic
>>340641594
>there are people on /v/ who have breakfast as their smallest meal of the day
>>340658982
something involving facebook
>>340658982
bruh there are like 5 bingos there guaranteed you need to dive a little deeper and be more creative bingo just needs one line not the whole damn card
>>340638981
>go to the grocery store
>WAR HEADS
>CHEESE CHOCOLATE
>SUGAR
> BEEF JERKY
>But Baked chips 'cause regular is too greasy
>and peanuts so that i don't cheat on my diet
>>340639456
one heart attack, coming right up senpai.
>>340639456
Why does this look so bad outside, but so good inside?
>>340660664
it's just like you're mum
>>340660292
Sometimes you've gotta go the whole way.
So what pre-E3 stuff has been announced? I haven't followed at all.
All I know about now is FF12HD.
>>340638981
>Warheads
My god, I haven't had those in ages.
>>340660189
Social media integration?
>>340643510
shit nigga, that's cheaper than a bucket of KFC
>>340639456
Is that fucking pickled ginger on a brisket sandwich
>>340660292
He's playing blackout
>>340648476
>aisha has a heart attack on stage
>everyone thinks its part of the act and starts laughing and cheering
>someone makes a girlwood joke in the crowd as paramedics rush the stage
if only
>>340657308
They already confirmed that they are talking about Pokemon.
>>340636930
I expect nothing and I am still dissapointed...
>tfw i'm a lardass doing the keto diet
>tfw i won't get to gorge myself on all those sugary drinks and high carb junk food i did every year
>tfw only come off keto for special occasions like a family birthday
>tfw gonna be eating deviled eggs during e3 instead
>>340645858
>Shit. I still need to buy snacks. I'll buy them then have my girlfriend
Stopped reading right there cucklord :^)
>>340643386
>that dude on the right, hiding behind his chair, then standing on it during the VII Remake announcement
>>340648476
>Lily bergamo
It's something else now, something completely different.
>>340664842
>12xxx
>derp
Damn gramps, pack that shit in
I am only looking forward to see some cringe, I am not hyped at all for any games though all i expect is plain garbage or garbage that has been wrapped up in social justice pandering.
>>340639913
I'am out of College right know so i can watch this all day LONG
>>340643386
there's almost literally no way any announcement could top it, ff7 had people crying and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVmEzNZv4Ds
go to any moment in this video and tell me that person doesn't look like that day was christmas, their birthday and losing their virginity all at the same time
>>340638981
oh man i want some warheads
HERES A SHORT LIST OF GAMES THAT WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT E3 AND WILL ACTUALLY BE GOOD: EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT IN THIS LIST WILL BE GARBAGE:
PREY 2
FORZA HORIZON 3
>>340667426
why would you cry about a remake?
there are so many fucking options to just play the fucking game today. they even released a hd rerelease. so it's not like this is THE opportunity to relive your childhood when nothing is stopping you doing it today.
retards like this are why square enix can get away with carving the game up into seperate parts.
>>340667227
>tfw when I have finals next week so I won't be able to watch everything
>>340667792
because peer pressure
>>340638981
Don't know which flavor of pic related I'm going with yet. That and beer for the drinking game.
>>340642397
>He doesn't save his vacation and sick days specifically for E3
>>340644384
fuck you hipster
>thought I'd miss a lot of this year's E3 because I'd be working
>still haven't managed to find a job
>family is disappointed in me
>no money for vidya
A-at least I can watch E3?
>>340638981
I'll probably be drinking coffee and a homemade ham sandwich, not because I want to, but because since I'm a wageslave I'll be watching the E3 from my office pc. That is if I manage to get some free time to actually watch it
>>340648476
I recognize this copypasta.
>>340638981
Wiener sausagesI have IBS so I can't eat anything sweet
VECTOR SQUILLIAM FOR COLLAGE
COLLAGEFAG WHERE ARE YOU
>>340639865
>not flipping your eggs
>>340670175
That one is already in the collage and is blocking the shit out of my drawing
>>340671695
Really? Can i see?
