OFFICIAL TOP GAY VIDYA CHARACTERS
1. Kung Jin (Mortal Kombat X)
2. Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2)
3. Ellie (The Last of Us)
4. Sam (Gone Home)
5. Steve Cortez (Mass Effect 3)
6. Dorian (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
7. Juhani (Knights of the Old Republic)
8. Dr. Jessica Kandel (The Division)
9.You - in games where you can choose to have gay relationships
Thoughts on this, lads?
>>340625156
>best
More like the only they could find.
>>340625156
>Tiny Tina
>gay
Um, isn't she like 10 years old?
>tiny tina
what
I never finished bl2 because of the shit drop systema shame since the rest of the game was such a step up from 1, so I probably just didn't get that far, but she's like fucking 12, how does that even come up
>Ellie
>not Sam, the the literally only subtle gay character in existence in the same game
I've seen some bait, but this bait takes the cake.
>>340625156
I like Sera in DAI because she's a cunt and I like cunt characters.
>>340625234
Same with Ellie, isn't she like 13?
>5. Steve Cortez (Mass Effect 3)
If that's the best they can come up with then fucking lol
>>340625234
and ellie is like 14 or something.
what the fuck is wrong with these people calling underages gay.
>>340625268
>Has to be subtle
Why cause you're homophobic?
>>340625156
Where's the best male?
Or best female?
Or best straight couple?
Or best son?
Or best daughter?
STEEEEEVE
>I've never played any of those games
As straight as it gets
>>340625268
>not Sam, the the literally only subtle gay character in existence in the same game
you mean Bill?
>>340625234
>>340625297
>>340625309
welcome to the regressive mindset, enjoy your stay
>>340625156
>3. Ellie (The Last of Us)
>not Bill
Ellie isn't a fucking lesbian. Just a confused kid, holy fuck.
>You
Describes this tumblr generation perfectly.
>>340625156
>Ellie
>gay
Remains to be seen.
where is arcade?
>>340625234
>>340625297
>>340625309
People know their sexuality and what they're attracted to at a young age.
Bet you guys knew you liked girls or whatever when you were 10.
>>340625339
No because fags should be executed. There are no "good" gay characters because faggotry is a fetish caused by lack of a strong male parental figure, same with transfaggotry.
>>340625156
>top 9 gays
Couldnt they find 1 more gay just to make it a top 10? its just 9 gay characters that some hack writer could think of.
>>340625156
>no arcade ganon
Nigger what
>>340625309
A good chunk of kids are fucking by 14, they're going to know what they like.
>>340625352
This. Although I did play the division beta for about 5 minutes before uninstalling it.
>>340625351
You okay?
>Arcade isn't even on the list
More proof that these niggers don't play video games
>4. Sam (Gone Home)
>5. Steve Cortez (Mass Effect 3)
>You - in games where you can choose to have gay relationships
>>340625156
>no Arcade
>no Veronica
>no Christine
>>340625429
> lists should always be 10 items long
Nice autism, buddy
>>340625443
they might try it out, bi curious or something like that.
>>340625374
Which basically confrims that the person who wrote this didn't even played the game. Especially when you have an actual gay character who isn't obnoxious about his homosexuality.
>>340625156
>no Trevor from Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle Of Flesh
right why the fuck would I expect any games from more than a decade ago
Never played The Divison but was that the woman who was all "it's not easy...being a lesbian...a woman who licks pussy...it's just not simple bumping front bottoms with my wife who is a girl and who I kiss because I...am a lesbian.."
>>340625156
>all western cuck games
hehehe
>>340625156
>Not a single Metal Gear character
Come on
>>340625156
>every game is from the west
>all of them are shit except for kotor
>>340625156
>read thumbnail
>see best guy characters
>now disappointed
This faggot hasn't played a game before 2012.
>>340625443
>A good chunk of kids are fucking by 14
Bullshit. No one had like 5 people out of 1,200 at my high school had sex before graduating
>No komaeda
>Just a bunch of boring niggers, some from extremely shit games.
wew
>>340625563
You'll note more subtle gay characters are absent from the list, such as Arcade Gannon.
The writer is a fucking retard.
feels kind of stupid to write Ellie as gay because she shared one goddamn kiss with one girl who died shortly afterwards.
not only is she experimenting age, but we never saw her act like she was even the slightest bit interested in any other character, male or female.
maybe she was confused. Maybe she was Bi. Seems way too fucking early to call it, especially since TLOU didn't need to push the typical tumblr play of "every character is gay" since Bill actually was gay and he was one of the best-written characters in the game.
>>340625156
>Borderlands 2
Fuck off
>>340625156
HONORABLE MENTION
OP
10. OP (/v/: Video Games)
>>340625256
It doesn't. It's some idiot who doesn't know the difference between being interested sexually/romantically, and how a pimp talks about his bitches.
By the same logic she was put on the list as being gay, you could also rightly say she wants to fuck insects, since she treats a male bug in a jar as a date.
>>340625609
cmon anon, you expect people behind these lists to have any intelligence at all and play any of the old MGS games let alone watch the cutscenes?
>>340625406
Yeah, I bet you think they're ripe for breeding, too, you fucking pedophile.
>>340625406
>People know their sexuality and what they're attracted to at a young age.
People don't even know their sexuality when they are messing around in their 20s. People can believe one thing and have their whole world rocked by one person they meet later in their life.
>>340625156
There was a better gay character than Ellie in the same fucking game
>>340625635
Unless you graduated yesterday, or aren't American, times change. Thd average age people lose their virginity in America has gone down like 2 years in the past 5.
>no Arcade Gannon
Wew
>>340625635
Just because you went to nerd school doesn't mean we all did.
>>340625635
at my school everyone was already fucked by the time they hit 14
>almost everyone started fucking at 12-13
>>340625156
>Kung Jin at 1
Fine.
But only because it was done in a relatively subtle way, does stupid things/is flawed, just looks like a regular guy face wise, has a cool arrow+staff moveset and also he's kind of a jerkass in intros which I do like about him.
His main costume still looks dopey though.
>>340625156
>3. Ellie (The Last of Us)
I don't get it. That kiss didn't count either.
>Also
>All western shit
Okay. Let's ignore legit gay characters like Venom.
>>340625635
You went to a lame school
when did this board turn into neogaf?
They've just named a few gay characters. What the fuck was good about Cortez?
>comfort him cos his family got killed
>LOL YOU ARE NOW GAY WITH CORTEZ U MAD?
>>340625617
this nice board.
>>340625443
>they're going to know what they like.
Switching sexual preferences when social pressure becomes weaker is still extremely common. My ex was a lesbian in high school until her girlfriend at the time convinced her to try some dick to make sure. Suddenly she wasn't a lesbian anymore.
>>340625156
>Steve Cortez
That's grasping at straws if I've ever seen it, Bioware legit added him just to be gay, he has absolutely nothing else in terms of character par from sucking dick if you're a gaylord who fucked up and failed to romance any of the other player-sexual characters.
>>340625156
What a shitty list. It mostly has very blatantly gay characters, and that's not how you do them well
>>340625156
What the fuck, why would some make a list of this?
That's like making a list of best women or best children or best niggers or best straight people.
Are these people the best at being gay?
I don't understand anything.
>>340625156
>Best gay characters
>Leaves out Arcade and Bill, probably the best written gay characters in games
This writer is retarded.
Kissing a chick one time makes you a dyke now? Wouldn't that make literally every female a lesbian to some degree?
>Ellie (where it was really blatantly and awkwardly forced onto the character after the fact in a DLC mission) instead of Bill
>No Arcade Gannon
I've either never played those other games or don't recognize those characters at all but that's some garbage right there.
Let me tell you /v/ I played the Division, I liked the game. Even got to max level and enjoyed some end game.
But the gay "female nurse" in that game is VERY out of place, everyone playing at the time noticed it when she is like "I'm waiting for my wife." or "I really love her" "she" it became a meme in the general division chat for the town hub for like a week at launch because it was so farfetched and poorly presented.
Yet these faggots think it's a win, a big win, just to have that in the game, which made more people uncomfortable instead of 0.05% minority gay women who maybe liked it.
This is the effect of SJWs/Gay people have on video games.
>>340625860
When they say gay, they mean blatantly or openly gay.
>no Fang/Vanille
>>340625807
>comfort him
>no arcade gannon
Disgraceful, OP
>>340625869
All girls are lesbians to some degree, their sexuality is much more malleable than males
>>340625156
>Steve Cortez
He was a shit character. Making him gay changes nothing
>Jessica Candel
Really scratching the bottom of the barrel there
>>340625406
Nuh uh. Girls are icky.
>>340625156
I don't think Ellie is gay per say
Ellie doesn't like girls, but she loved Riley as a role model and as a symbol of motivation to want to keep moving forward in the shit world they lived in
If Riley was a dude nothing would change, so I don't Ellie is actually gay because she never shows any sort of attraction to any other females other than Riley
>>340625156
>top anything list
>entries are from the last few years
>>340625302
They have a gay Turian in Omega
He's only in ME2, is a random Aria Mook in Omega, has very few lines and is barely prominent in Omega.
The only way we know he's gay is due to the Shadow Broker's video file on him.
And he's still a better gay character than Crybaby Cortez.
>>340625234
Faggots are sexual deviants
they dont fucking care
>>340625156
>all cuck games except MK and Kotor
>several underage characters
wow
>>340625914
>Ellie
>blatantly or openly gay
>>340625980
All men are gay to some degree, they're just much more insecure about their sexuality than females
>>340625609
I've always wondered if it's actually canon that Ocelot is gay as fuck for Big Boss or if it's just Kojima being Kojima.
Love how no one commented on their use of "Mainstream". Blatant excuse to just display their vanilla taste because they don't play anything that isn't AAA shit.
>"omg, this game's cast is so great and so well written!"
>so tell me about this character
>"oh that character, they're gay!"
>what else?
>"they're a leading character in the game, and they're gay!"
>isn't this game about killing zombies?
>"yeah, but GAY CHARACTER; this writing is so good"
Video games.
>>340625745
Did you go to school in south America? They for sure fuck before they're pre-teens.
Also yeah, 14-17 is a really average age gap to lose your virginity in. I think most of my friends lost their virginity late in highschool or early in college.I lost mine at 27
>no tatsuki midoriya
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>340625156
>this guy called you gay
>and the worst of the gays too at the bottom of the list
>>340625609
I think ocelot wasn't gay
He was just flamboyant
>>340626109
What do you fucking think?
>>340626024
People have a hard time understanding deep bonds without sex powering it. It's like that old war buddy cliche of "you wouldn't understand, you weren't there".
>5. Steve Cortez (Mass Effect 3)
What the fuck? How is this a good character??
This faggot just cries throuh the whole game mourning his dead husband (nothing else) while every fucking day millions of others die
>>340625156
>Steve is that low
>A bisexual Ellie is that high.
It is like this people just make a list of "gay" characters.
>no Strangelove
>>340625156
>Kung Jin
>Gay
Any proof ?
>>340626109
I think it's left up to interpretation but personally I think Ocelot really passed the line where it's beyond idealism and just straight up fucking gay. He outright said he loved the guy in V and let's not forget the "Russian taunt" in 4.
>>340625763
The problem with Japs are they are a pretty regressive society in general and that their "gay" characters are kinda gay and kinda not gay. They are only hinted to be gay. Like is Venom gay? It's only hinted in winning dialogues of some characters like Elphelt
>>340626208
To these people, all straight people should be killed.
>>340625156
Delete this
>>340625914
If Kung Jin is there than Arcade should be there too.
And Bill should take Ellie's place.
>all those western nogameplay realism simulator movies
>>340626249
This isn't a problem.
You're the problem.
You fucking cocksucking faggot.
That showed you ;)
>>340626229
>Raiden: The monks do not care that you're gay
>Mileena being flirty
>"YOU'RE BARKING UP THW RONG TREE"
>being a fag in general
post gay characters
>>340626145
>I lost mine at 27
How fucking incredibly awkward was that and how pathetic did she think you were?I'm 26 and I self sabotage my chances because at this age I'd rather die a virgin than deal with that level of embarassment.
Gone Home is mainstream?
Gone Home has characters?
>>340625453
Im allright
>>340625406
No, thats fetish. You know your perversion at young age, not sexuality.
>>340625156
>no bridget
Fuck this gay earth
>>340626409
>Hurr durr how is the game that won multiple GOTY awards mainstream?
:/
>>340625745
My sister is 10 years younger than me and shes turning 13 this year. I can't see her fucking a boy at that age. Shes pure! Pure! I tell you!
>>340626249
Isn't Japan kinda lax about sexuality? I've heard a lot of mixed things there.
Also Venom is a fighting game character so it's hard to make him gay and make it obvious.
>>340626357
Dude who gives a shit when you have sex? You're on /v/ so your social standing is hardly stellar yet all you can think about is your fear of what would happen if you actually got some tail?
I see everyone bitching about this list and I don't blame you but why don't you put together your own list of gay characters that aren't shit or poorly shoehorned in? I'll start.
1. Arcade Gannon
2.
>>340626149
>this guy called you gay
Top fucking Laughs
>>340626357
>level of embarrassment
What are you even talking about, just fuck someone. They don't need to know that you're a virgin.
>>340625156
>You
Spot on, OP is my favourite gay vidya character of all time.
>>340626497
>mfw literal oldfag with 4 and 6 year old daughters
They still sell chastity belts, right?
>>340626357
Just have sex you gay
>>340626471
He's straight though
>>340626249
I'll give you that Japs don't place much thought on gay characters besides "He's gay" But I think that's a good thing.
I could have just used Jun from Persona 2 as well. He's flat out gay. Even though he's really only attracted to Tatsuya.
And It's canon Venom is pretty gay he only has eyes for Zato. He isn't attracted to females at all.
>>340626548
They don't need to know that you're a virgin.
Hahahahahahahaha
She knows before your clothes are even off.
>>340625156
>no mention of Arcade Gannon or Christine & Veronica
gay
>No Drake from Uncharted
>had to include AND YOU
>didn't even round out list to Top 10
Jej, you can see how hard they struggled to even get this list
>>340626602
Probably in sex shops.
>>340626354
He was bisexual shitlord.
>>340626357
Met her on tinderafter a while I told her straight up I was a virgin, she was surprised as she thought I was hot and pretty down to earth. We ended up fucking and it was alright. Helped my confidence a lot though, and 25s really not that big of a deal.
>>340626489
It's mainstream to SJWs, not mainstream to normies or most casual game players.
>>340626224
>got pregnant and had a kid
>gay
>>340626625
DELETE THIS
Games "journalists" aren't just bad at what they do, they also have very shit taste.
>>340626643
who says she's conscious?
>>340625156
These are all fucking terrible.
Especially the mass effect one. I don't think any gay person likes that character.
>top gay characters
>9. You
>>340626702
>also tried to rape Paz
I think she's bi, like everyone in Metal Gear
>>340626510
The number one on the list is from Mortal Kombat X. You find out he's gay in a really short segment.
GG has lots of story moments and in Revelator Venom plays an important role for his Subplot
>you're either 100% straight or 100% gay
Stop this meme. I'm a transwoman and fuck both guys and girls.
Kung Jin are you fucking serious? that guy sucked arse.
>>340625156
>They're all characters who at some point in the game were basically hooting from the rooftops "LOOK HOW GAY I AM!"
>Not a single one of the numerous actually decently written, subtly gay characters who didn't make a big deal of it (because you know, sexuality is kind of usually a rather private thing)
Seriously, they aren't the best gay characters, they are the loudest and most pandering gay characters.
Also
>Ellie is number 3 despite just making out with a girl once when she's a kid
She's fucking 13 years old! She could grow up to be gay, straight, bi or whatever. Seriously, one fucking kiss as a pre-teen does not decide your life-long sexuality. Fucking weird pedo fuckers.
>>340625156
>Kung Jin
>doing anything other than fucking things up
Nope. Never should be #1.
>>340626542
1. Arcade
2. Bill
3. Kung Jin
4. Strangelove
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
I think Kung Jin is at least top 5.
>>340625156
What about bottom gay characters?
>>340626818
>I'm a transwoman
While it's true that someone isn't either 100% gay or 100% straight; it's also true that any one person is 100% a male or 100% a female.
You're not a woman. You're a dude in women's clothing. At best, your lifestyle is a fetish.
Do what you want with your life, but you haven't magicked some new sex into existence by wearing women's clothing and slathering on some make-up.
>and YOU
TRIGERRED
>>340626794
holy shit
>>340625156
>This article calls the reader gay
kek
>>340625156
>Tiny Tina
>Ellie
>gay
Jumping to conclusions
>>340626229
Raiden dances around it without stating it out right but you pretty much can tell he's talking about Kung Jin's sexuality.
>>340626542
The list isn't complete shit. My personal criteria would be "gay (and mentioned/heavily implied that they're gay) but it doesn't take up their whole story"
So for that in no particular order
Arcade Gannon
Bill
Juhani
Liara
Jun
Komaeda
Strangelove
Granted I couldn't think of as many as I would have liked to but I think the ones I listed have more of a quality of character than any they really posted.
>>340625156
I don't know, I didn't play any of it.
RPGs are meh.
>>340626864
Kung Jin was just alluded to in a very subtle way by Raiden and they don't bring it up after that
But yeah, Ellie and Tina make no fucking sense
>>340626602
picssiriously though teach em good values, and try to be the best dad you can and it will work out.
>>340626817
Yeah, I know the whole connection with Venom and Zato 1 but it's hard to get that across in traditional arcadey fighting games.
>>340626529
>>340626548
>>340626605
Shit, I was nervous as fuck being a virgin at 18, but a lot of chicks won't give a fuck. Just don't try to hook up with an atypical cunt and she'll probably be okay.
>>340626643
Most won't.
>>340626941
I'm legally a woman: birth certificate, driver's license, everything.
But don't be mad, you can still suck my dick ;)
>>340626702
>only got pregnant for the kid
>went right back to her crush on The Boss afterwards
Doesn't she say some weird bs about how Hal is her and The Boss' kid or something?
>>340626093
>All men are gay to some degree
Haha, no!
>>340625156
Reminder that homosexuality it degeneracy and the implication of it in youths will one day be the siren song that legalizes pedophilia.
>post yfw it will happen in our lifetimes
>>340627117
I had sex at 19 and she didn't care.
My friends debuted at ages ranging from 15 to 25.
Most women I know don't care.
>>340627124
Yup. That she would raise Hal as if The Boss was the other parent and Huey wouldn't be in the equation.
>>340626917
Cliche, but Gay Tony was alright. He was just a coked up idiot in a bad relationship, the homosex only made it more fabulous.
>Playing any of these games at all
Literal Homos
>>340625406
I actually didn't start liking girls til about 12
>they actually listed something from gono homo
>>340627071
Put Jun from Persona 2 in there, and Venom.
Also, Aura Blackquill was heavily implied to be mad gay for Athena's mom, but it was never outright stated so I don't know if you'd count it.
>>340627071
Liara from where?
>>340626864
Kung Jin was subtle and Sam from Gone Home I would argue was very well executed.
Gone Home unironicly is a good game.
>>340625156
>no Arcade
>no Ocelot
Do these fucks even play video games?
>>340627118
You're legally a woman, but you're not literally a woman. There's nothing you can do to change it either; even if you chop off your cock and get a hole installed.
That's what you'll have to live with for the rest of your life; coming home everyday after a day of playing dress up and pretend, you lay your head down on your pillow and it all sinks in as you stare at your ceiling. You're a man, a man who spends everyday pretending to be a woman, a man who spends everyday trying to convince himself as much as he's trying to convince the people around him that he's a woman. This will be the rest of your life; trying to sleep while the massive lie that is your life eats away at your thoughts.
Have you checked the tranny suicide rate lately?
>>340627281
Jun was in there and I've never played the game Venom is from. I didn't think all that much of Aura either since she just sort of showed up for the last trial but I see your point.
>>340627282
Mass Effect. Granted I found her development between 1 and 2 dodgy at best but at least there was more to her character than that she liked to boink both guys and girls.
>>340625156
Thankfully I only played one of those games and that was when that company wasn't a shell of it's former self.Can you guess the game /v/?
>>340627248
I'd put Gay Tony on the list too. While even his nickname is Gay Tony, but the way he's written is believable, and most people can probably name at least 3 comparable real life celebrities. He also had much more personality traits than being gay and had flaws while being likable.
And only Rockstar could have gotten him right.
No but really Kung Jin's default outfit looks so stupid.
Thank god he has two better outfits which are more or less the same costume.
They should have gone with the bald monk look.
>>340625156
>You - in games where you can choose to have gay relationships
>mfw I'm gay in real life but hate gay relationships in videogames because they look and feel tacked on to be political correct
About as dumb as when you can tell they've added token black people.
>>340626510
It's not really. But to them everything goes when it comes to fiction.
>>340625156
> Gone Home
where's Arcade? where's Glory? oh right, not mainstream video games......
>>340626249
>pretty regressive
>in homosex
Yeah, let's ignore the thousands of homo eroges and bara over the years. They are fucking better with gayness than the west, they have an entire market of it unlike the west who just gay it up for brownie points
>>340625156
>4. Sam (Gone Home)
She is literally written like a character from a bad 90s teen romance movie just with lesbians
>>340627189
I am from the future and I can assure you that pedophilia will never be legal in the sense of having sex with actual children.
However there will be a movement and some legislation in the early 2050s that will legalize and normalize sex with "Objects, images or peoples resembling minors". In simple terms this legislation will legalize pedos for having sex with child sized sex bots, VR children and adults modded into children.
That said, by 2050 it was considered okay in our society to have sex with almost anything as long as it could consent. Furries got acceptance in 2036 and robot sex became mainstream in 2043.
Real kids are still off limits though, that said, there aren't many of those any more since the birth rates started to plummet in the 2030s. There probably won't be any more true children after 2130 since immortality and cloning technology has taken off and having kids is just too inefficient nowadays.
>>340627618
they gay it up for fetishes. it's not much better.
>>340627450
>mass effect liara
Opinion discarded. She was a writer's pet through and through plus she's not even gay really especially when her whole race is basically bi-sexual and Manshep can fuck her.
>>340625156
Why isn't revolver ocelot in this list?
>no GTA, JRPG or MGS characters
>only normies games
droped
>>340627697
I count bisexual as gay. Also I literally just criticized her development, there's just more to her than being gay which puts her above Steve fucking Cortez.
>>340627694
Nah, you can find also find Homo VNs without sex. Like that bara serializing to normal publication about a single dad with his daughter taking care of his dead brother's gay lover. It was pretty comfy,almost got me
>>340627792
>GTA has a fucking ton of minority and gay characters
>MGS is full of bisexual characters, Snake even scolds Raiden for not being accepting of a gay relationship.
>no mention of this
>>340627237
Sounds about right.
>>340627450
She comes from a single gendered race that can mate with almost any other creature, it is literally impossible for her to be gay, female body or not.
>>340627647
She is written like a 17 year old stupid girl which is normal considering she is supposed to be a 17 year old stupid girl.
Gone Home is good, go cry about it.
>>340627189
Reminder that homophobia is sandnigger degeneracy.
If you hate gays simply because they're gay, you're no better than the lobotomized apes who chant AllahuAckbar while killing people.
>>340628093
I'm pushing human culture onto her race.
>>340627839
Oh of course it puts her above Cortez
Like I said Gavorn the Vorcha Exterminator is above Cortez and he does fuck all in the one game he's in.
Fuck Steve. And not in the good way.
>>340627618
They're not out of the closet though. Japs are definitely open to that sort of stuff in fiction, just like they don't mind things like loli sexualization. They understand it's just cartoons/games, they don't have the mentality that people will suddenly want to have buttsex with another male if they see a gay character like many westerners.
>>340627264
Nice projecting, sodomite
>>340627694
Homosexuality is mostly a fetish either way.
>>340625339
He means it should be a part of their character rather than the focal point you hypersensitive sperg
Well I'm gay and personally I thinkyou can fuck off with this goddamn nonsense
>>340625807
It's like one of my gay Japanese doujins.
>>340627450
Oops, my bad. I basically skimmed through the thread, so I didn't notice Jun there.
Now I can't for the life of me remember any others because every time I try, the only thing that comes up is Dragon's Dogma stupid matchmaking sistem and how I ended up withMASTERWORKS ALLon my first run
>>340628245
This. Only retards, identify themselves to sexual references and try to be a special snowflake.
Just say you like men and don't give a fuck.
>>340627528
I can't imagine a lot of people in any kind of minority group like being pandered to with obnoxiously forced characters. And it isn't like it's hard to tell the difference between obnoxiously forced and natural ones, just look at Bill in TLOU and Ellie in Left Behind.
I mean I'm a straight white guy, the closest thing to any kind of minority group I could even fall into would be "fat people" but I mean my favorite fat characters in vidya are things like Donut Drake or the Metal Slug crew when they get big. Shit's hilarious. I don't wanna see a gigantor lardass in a game that's meant to be treated as some kind of symbol of equality that would be really fucking retarded.
>>340628287
Faggot just because you take it up the ass doesn't mean your opinion has any more weight than the others in this argument.
>>340625156
>Ellie
>Not Bill
Surprise surprise a little dyke totally not Ellen Page is picked over a gay man and a better character
>"This won’t be a perfect list, and the gay game characters on it may have their own problems with tropes or stereotypes, but I like them all for different reasons."
Fair enough but I still think your list is shit.
What? No Lara Croft? Actually, did TLOU devs confirm Ellie's sexual preference or are they assuming because she kissed a girl one time?
Also, I didn't play much BL2 but is Tiny Tina gay? Is she really or is this another desperate assumption? Also, that number 1 shows they are grabbing at any straws they can. OP, why did you post this? Are you gay too?
>>340628463
The argument itself is retarded. Who's the best straight character guys? Who's the best black character? Who's the best Communist character? Who's the best orthodontist character? This is so fucking important guys really.
>>340628392
What about the chubby guy from Overwatch?
>>340628375
Grigori Dating Service is best dating service.
>>340625156
>No Max or Chloe from Life is Strange on the list.
Fucking gay.
Okay. Only one of those I know is Ellie from The Last of Us and I don't remember her sexuality ever coming up.
> make straight character
>simply call them gay
When will this meme end?
>>340626149
>at the bottom
Maybe he likes it there
>Tiny Tina
I don't recall them ever saying she was gay.
>>340625156
>A teenage girl kissed another teenage girl
>This means she's a lesbian
This is fucking embarrassing
>>340628592
Yeah but this is /v/ and we want to talk shit 95% of the time.Also this discussion plays into representation of minoritys in vidya, sexuality, writing in videogames and politikz which are all things that garner the interest of the general public and /v/ alike. If you read the Thread carefully you will see some actual good discussions between the shit and by my standards this is a good thread because of that
>>340625156
>4. Sam (Gone Home)
>Gone Home
>The Best Gay Characters In Mainstream VIDEO GAMES
It's hilarious how fags think they "deserve" more representation.
They deserve less honestly.
They're a vocal minority.
America is 2% gay people
2 fucking %
who are the top ten straight characters in videogames
>>340628749
She kissed a black girl once in the DLC.
>>340625406
When I was 10 I didn't think about sex but looking back on it, wow I was a gay little kid.
>Dorian (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
>A character who has nothing going for him besides being gay
And that's "Top"?
>>340628132
fuck off richard spencer
>>340628739
Are they even gay?
>>340628976
I dunno but I tell you it is the same list as the top ten best characters.
>>340628986
Then why isn't Riley on the list? She's black AND gay.
>>340625156
That list is pure fucking cancer. It reeks of
>lol I'm so gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy~ and such a nerd! XD I -totally- got so into video gaymes after watching Big Bang Theory! lol what a great show right? BAZINGA XDDD
Suicide now
>>340628089
>>MGS is full of bisexual characters, Snake even scolds Raiden for not being accepting of a gay relationship.
When was that again?
>>340625156
>Steve "AAAAAAAAAH-im okay" Cortez
>not based Arcade
Fuck this list. They're just naming the first faggots that come to mind without actually giving consideration to the characters
>>340625156
lol @ not including the gay hunter from Witcher 3 for example
This list was made by a clueless retard
>>340629064
Because while SJW's look out for the smallest minority to put on a pedestal, they do not have the mental facilitys neccesary to retain information about a sidecharacter that wasn't even in the main game.
>>340626249
So much more tastefully written then and not prancing lala homo men like Western gay characters?
>>340625697
Se hay pelito no hay delito
What aboot top 10 trans characters? Would Samus be #1?
>>340625156
>none of the gay characters from Fallout New Vegas
>The sister from Gone Home as number 4
I don't want to live in a world where people think that Sam was a realistic and well written character.
>>340625156
>Cortez
>good gay character
His introductory scene is him blubbering over his dead husband letting you know that he's gay and available on the rebound before dialogue even begins
>>340629264
>tfw Birdo wouldn't be on the list.
That would make me so mad.
>>340625541
Because they only know about characters security based on a combination of watching get youtubers let's plays and press releases of AAA games in the last few years. Anything before 2008 is forgotten and even 2008 is being forgotten by some
>>340629029
>A character who has nothing going for him besides being gay
That's what a well written gay character is, anon. Personality and backstory distract you from what is truly important.
>>340628973
That's still a lot of people.
>>340629339
What do you think is wrong with Sam?
>>340626249
I prefer Japan's approach to gay characters. They don't give a fuck about appeasing anyone. There's a fucking gay rapist comedy character in One Punch Man. Try that shit in the West and you'll become a pariah.
>>340629264
She had girlwood for her commander, remember? Also, what about the best gay, that fucker from Enchanted Arm or Seth from Lost Odyssey(if we're just throwing assumptions around).
>>340626024
>I don't think Ellie is gay
She's not. It's pretty clear she likes boys but people are retarded.
>That character that was never hinted to be gay at all but the was said to be gay much later by one of the writers/staff/devs/whatever.
What's their names, /v/?
>>340629264
This world needs to fucking die already.
>>340628986
Haven't played it.
>>340625638
Komaeda is not gay you tumblrina shitlord
>>340626059
>The only way we know he's gay is due to the Shadow Broker's video file on him.
But we can have gays "hidding" their sexuality, it won't be progressive.
They need to scream to the four winds they take 20 dicks in the ass daily or their gay-card will be revoked
>>340626024
I think the real question is whether NG considers her gay.
>>340629527
Don't.
>>340629518
Dumbledore. Also Hermione is black.
>>340625156
>>340625156
>>340625156
>>340625156
>no Ocelot aka the only gay character who is written well.
Fucking stupidity.
>>340629526
Cool pic. Mind if I have it?
>>340629427
>gay rapist comedy character
Yeah we've got that over here, too
>No Japanese characters
More proof SJWs are racist as fuck.
>>340629406
It's been a while since I've played Gone Home, but something always felt somewhat off about her, but since it's been so long I can't quite remember why.Maybe that was the point.I just think that there are better written gay characters from games that are actually.. well actual games.
>>340629627
No it's mine.
>>340626249
Japs do it best because they're likable.
>>340629156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpx5TW1A68I
It's a hidden conversation, but it's still funny.
>>340629175
The gay hunter doesn't stand out as just there to pander to progressive people, he and his orientation actually have roles in the games background story.
>>340629427
That guy is just a prison rape joke, it's been done to death in American culture. Sponge Bob had a fucking prison rape joke in it.
>Tfw Niles is best manwaifu without acting like a huge faggot
Murica needs to give their gay characters more personality beyond "sucks dick" and backstory beyond "People didn't like me when I was a kid because I was gay"
>>340625339
The boss on Brooklyn nine nine is a great example of a gay character it was written perfectly in season one. It showed that he was a fucking person first as opposed to the world we live in where being gay has to be the whole of your personality
>>340629607
Ocelot was an antagonist though. Gay people cannot be bad guys.
>>340629607
>the only gay character who is written well.
Is not the only character, and is easy as fuck to write gay characters well
All you have to do is not making them gay their only personality trait.
>>340629723
>Murica needs to give their gay characters more personality beyond "sucks dick" and backstory beyond "People didn't like me when I was a kid because I was gay"
But they wouldn't be realistic.
>>340629607
>Ocelot
>well written
>>340629427
west had comedy rapist superheroes before Japan, and they are better too, you're just talking out of your ass
fucking weeb.
>>340629637
Was Bueno Excellente gay? I thought he was just a "pervert" and would fuck pretty much anything and anyone.
>>340625406
>>340625443
A friend of mine was into girls when he was 13 and later he turned out to be into a raging homo at like 19
Not everyone knows what they like at that age
>>340629723
I would let Nils suck my dick in a non-homo way.
>>340629660
I mean I definitly wouldn't call Sam a sympathetic character but I thought she worked well as a teenager who acted reckless. Also alot of the story telling in Gone Home is done by the enviroment which I think is what Gone Home turned from a borish walkingsim to something quite special.
Arcade is tops in my book sure, simply because he is well written AND in a really entertaining game but that doesn't invalidate Gone Home in my book.
>>340625156
>OFFICIAL TOP GAY VIDYA CHARACTERS
Fine
Bill from Last of Us
Arcade Gannon
That hunter from Witcher 3
That's it
I never played anything else but overhyped AAA trash in my entire life : The List.
>>340629919
he went into a consensual marriage with a man, you tell me, pal.
You guys noticed that most of the list is full of females?
>>340625406
That's because of pure childlike interest, you mongoloid
Remember playing doctor with other kids?
>>340630149
What about Strelok?
>>340625156
>Steve Cortez over Dorian
Aside from "daddy issues" Dorian is one and only Bioware gay, who doesn`t look like token character.
>>340629668
fuck you i took it anyway
ill give it back later
>>340630269
>who doesn`t look like token character.
You might wanna rephrase that.
>>340630273
I'm calling the police
>>340625156
> nothing but recent games
Lol.
Who would pay any attention to faggots who don't know what the original xbox looks like?
>>340630241
No, I only played with Lego and girls didn't like Lego.
And there's no way I'd associate with people who have such shit taste.
>Defining and ranking characters because they are homosexual. Remembering only for being homosexual.
How do people not realize that this is what they're doing with this kind of shit.
>>340626161
There's still Volgin, Raikov and Strangelove.
>no Arcade Gannon
Literally the only good gay guy in vidya wtf
>>340625156
And these characters have little to no character development.
>>340630269
>who doesn`t look like token character.
Nigger are you fucking serious right now
>>340630402
And Vamp and Scott Dolph, right off the top of my head.
>>340630402
Volgin fucks everything.
>>340630334
They have no jurisdiction where I live.
Good luck finding me
>>340630269
you're fucking me, he has the Freddie Mercury stache and everything.
>>340630402
>Russia is the most homophobic country in the world
>meanwhile in MGS
>>340627246
Damn, Huey is a cuck on so many levels.
>>340630475
You mean Salvador Dali stache. Please don't insult Freddie like that.
>>340630452
>that fucking mustache
I don't think I'll ever get over how bad it looks.
>>340630402
All villains, so they don't count.
Doomguy, Duke Nukem, Kratos and Scorpion are also gay.
>>340630507
Russia is the most homophobic country but ironically enough it also has the most homos
>>340629405
Only when you take the figure as 6 million on its own. When you compare that to the 294 million straight people in the country they're just a bunch of whiners.
>>340630582
>Doomguy
Explain.
>>340625609
I think he confirmed it at one point.
>>340625156
>Steve Cortez
This character was bland, boring and utterly pointless.
I just struggled remembering who he actually was in that shit show of a game.
>>340629887
>implying the west can top Rape Man
>>340630582
Nukem and Kratos fuck women in their games. Scorpion was married.
Doomguy is a possibility
>>340630736
you're telling me you didn't remember downer bus driver man?
>>340625406
>implying my balls dropped before I turned 16
>>340630662
only fags go to hell
OP is the best gay thread maker.
>>340630582
Zangief, Cloud Strife, Pac-Man, and Parappa the Rapper are also gay too.
>>340630613
i don't get this homophobic meme, there is literally nothing stopping anyone from being gay in russia, you can go to gay clubs in russia, you can say you're gay at your work, you can go home and fuck your buttbuddy, you can live your life.
the only thing you can't do is spread homosexual propaganda, and this is somehow enough to make Russia the most homophobic country, over places that murder faggots in the streets.
gay people don't deserve to be listened to, they are stupid as hell, and this proves it.
>>340630662
He had a pet rabbit no straight guy likes rabbits.
>>340625156
I forgot Kung Jin is gay. Probably because he's so boring. All of the Next Generation characters in MKX are pretty dull.
>>340630774
>I chew ass
Duke Nukem
he's clearly in a closet
>Scorpion was married
so were plenty of other homos before they came out of the closet
>>340630557
And insulting Dali is any better?
>>340630924
>the only thing you can't do is spread homosexual propaganda, and this is somehow enough to make Russia the most homophobic country, over places that murder faggots in the streets.
Literally speaking against the gay in any way makes you a raging homophobe who wants to burn faggots.
>>340631021
You stop being silly right now
>>340625156
Holy shit, now i feel bad for the homos.
>>340631190
What do you mean? They love this. More exposure and propaganda to spread.
>>340625156
Where's muh Arcade
>>340627189
reminder that american females and divorce courts are so insufferable that they're turning men gay
>>340626249
Ignore the .hack where you could literally marry a man.
Any of these lists that don't have endrance or haseo on them are fucking stupid.
>>340625156
>literally all made by western studios
western culture is degenerate.
>there are more lesbians than gays in media
fuck this, there's no "equality", just women wanting more lesbian shit
Pretty sure I can score Ellie desu
>>340629723
There is also Heather form Radiant Dawn
>>340631369
>women wanting more lesbian shit
>not straight males fetishizing yuri
>>340625156
>Paul Tassi
Not that fucking faggot again
>>340630402
Volgin was bi
Raikov was gay, yes, but he's a throwaway character
Where does it imply that strangelove was gay? Didn't she have a child with huey?
>>340631181
>It's time to suck balls of steel and fuck ass and I'm all out of ass
Duke Nukem
actual quote from the second map of first episode
>>340631369
It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't boring.
More of this though.
>>340625156
oh my god
who
the hell
cares
>>340631506
you call women with dyed hair and ugly mug making out disgustingly yuri fantasy?
also thanks for proving Japs can do lesbians so much well than westerners
>>340631624
yeah Nip yuri is delicious
>>340631564
>Where does it imply that strangelove was gay? Didn't she have a child with huey?
did you play Peace Walker at all?
>>340631254
Calm down buttbuddy. There's other propaganda besides yours.
>>340631564
>Where does it imply that strangelove was gay?
Strangelove was in love with the Boss, was rumored a lesbian between MSF staff and had her way with Paz. Though it is weird as fuck how she ended up with Huey, how did that even happen?
Can we have best of /v/ gay characters?
1. OP
2. (You)
3. Me
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
?
>>340625156
>no Arcade Gannon
>Sam (Gone Home)
fucking bullshit
>>340631624
I wouldn't mind if If yuri was more like that either.
>>340631684
>>340631624
When have nips ever disappoint?
>>340631773
pity
>>340625234
Old enough for the dick desu
>>340631190
Don't pity them, the people who write these kinds of articles barely play video games. There are gay characters that are leagues better than anyone listed in that retarded list.
>>340631846
This was a silly read.
>>340625156
>the best, 9 entries
>They couldn't even find a 10th
>>340631564
>Didn't she have a child with huey?
Initially it seemed she was attracted to Huey but wanted him to be more confident and get over his self-esteem issues. So she was presumably bisexual.
But then MGSV decided that wasn't soapy enough, so she actually just had his baby for the sake of having a metaphorical baby with the Boss, hoping to pass on the Boss's ideals to her son.
>>340632027
>they were so short on entries that they made number 9 'the player'
>>340632027
The 9th one shouldn't even count.
>ctrl+f "amane nishiki"
>0 results
Screw you, /v/.
>>340630241
Anon, i was wathcing porn by 11, some people just discover sex earlier, and almost 100% of the times they discover it, they get interested, shure they might not know exactly their sexuality, but it doesnt take long until they do
>>340625156
>gone home
>video game
Pick one
>>340626168
That's just manly respect.
>>340631773
Strangelove would never love again after The Boss so she tried to find happiness by starting a family. Huey had super genius genes and he was a doormat so she figured she'd have a kid with him and still lez it up on the side.
>>340629009
Man I was fucking thinking about gay sex at like five, I just didn't know that putting penises in butts was actually something people did. I do remember telling my dad I was going to marry a man in kindergarten though.
>>340629434
Thank you. Makoto from enchanted arms is number 1.
>>340630557
Freddy is a fucking faggot hack frontman of 9gag: the band dont pretend he is not insultable
>>340625438
>thinks this is a list of good gay characters
>not a list of PROGRESSIVE gay characters
The only good gay characters are the one in Fallout New Vegas. Most of the time they only tell you they're gay if you ask them about it. In some cases YOU have to be gay also.
>No Venom from Guilty Gear
Get that shit out of here
I'm pretty sure he takes the dick.
>>340632459
>Freddy is a fucking faggot
Correct
>hack frontman of 9gag: the band
Incorrect.
>>340625156
Where's Lillet Blan from GrimGrimoire?
She was so thirsty for the homunculus pussy
>>340625156
Homosexuality needs to a part of the character's personality, making a gay character for the sake of having one is bad writing
>>340625156
No Japanese games?
Racist faggots.
Just saw the Mojo thing and now this thread?
Anyways, I love how these list put Ellie in there from TLoU when Bill is the superior gay.
>>340625309
My best friend had her first lesbian sex with 14
>>340630951
Almost all mk chars are dull, you just dont think the others are due to nostalgia
>generic ninja man #523
>bruce li man
>guys with chinese hats
>generic robot #124
>big monster with many arms
>generic film star
>>340630909
>>340630582
Reptile is a homo lizard.
It's the only reason why he never gives female Reptile the dick.
>>340632643
Marissa is a better homo than not-marissa Blan.
>>340630613
>Russia
That's not Jamaica
>>340632723
But game was centered around him being gay, plus the guy he liked hated his guts.
>>340625414
Do you have any scientific sources to back up that claim?
>>340625156
>Not a single MGS character
>the gayest vidya series out there
Shit list
>>340632814
Has nothing to do with nostalgia since until MKX I never cared for Mortal Kombat. I just think most of the new characters are somewhat redundant. Cassie and Jacqui are the most guilty of this.
>>340625635
>Bullshit. No one had like 5 people out of 1,200 at my high school had sex before graduating
I think we only had two virgins left when graduating
Why are US-Americans so immature?
>>340625156
>Tiny Tina
how?
>>340633113
Actually it was 3
One religious woman
One woman that /wanted the first time to be special and be with the one/
and one neckbeard that everyone hated(/v/)
>>340625156
If gameplay is good gender doesnt matter
>>340625958
200% MAD
>>340625156
>no Bridget (guilty gear)
newfag pleb
>>340631369
Nah, lesbians are just easy way to get sjw-points and attention from male audience.
>>340633304
She's a fag?
>ctrl+f:sjw
>1 of 5
I'm proud of you /v/, you're finally growing up.
>/v/ vacillates between extreme faggotry and homophobia
I just don't understand
Ok, serious question:
How the hell is Tiny Tina gay?
She doesn't do anything gay during the game.
>>340633192
She has quite a few vaguely gay lines in the two games she's in, in addition to pick related.
>>340625156
>8. Dr. Jessica Kandel (The Division)
>Playing Division for the first time
>"yeah yeah yeah skip all the shit let me do some shooting"
>This bitch starts to talk about how things are and tells me a bit about herself
>Suddenly tells that her wife died
>That's right she just openly told be she is gay
>All I want is to shoot some looters and get some nice weapons
>They just HAVE to forcefeed me this bullshit
I don't have anything against gay people or characters but seriously Dorian from DA:I is the only one that was written decently and not just going "HEY THERE I'M FUCKING GAY SO NOW YOU KNOW" when I meet the for the first time.
>>340633642
Self-hatred is a helluva drug
>>340633586
sjw
>>340633707
Everyone's gay for Maya.
>>340625406
someone forget about the existence of cooties at those ages.
before you start going through puberty sex is something you simply don't care about or laugh at. asses are funny, not sexual.
etc.
>>340625406
Remember when you started masturbating? Were you jacking it off to nude pics of 12 y/o girls? No, you were jacking it out of curiosity.
>>340625156
>no Arcade Gannon
Shit list tbqh. All these games did gay characters horribly.
>>340632929
OR that she's pretty much Nintendo exclusive and don't want her to actually affect the "real" games.
>>340634213
Something you guys aren't factoring in is childhood experimentation
>>340625156
>SJW tumblr pandering list that is so minimal effort and inaccurate
lol even real fags hate that list. Paul should do like they do in the LGBT community and kill himself.
>>340625156
>2. Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2)
Since when? I don't even remember her hitting on anyone, completely disregarding the fact that she is 11 or so.
>>340631784
I think you've got them all covered.
>>340633462
She's a boy.
>>340625156
>Steve "oh great I cant stop crying infront of the commander, know he knows Im single AND gay!" Cortez
>Dr. Jessica "Did you know that a virus can mutate to-IM A LESBIAN" Kandel
>good gay characters
>even remotely good characters
never played any of those fag games because i am not a homosexual sodomite
>>340634710
>a homosexual sodomite
So you admit to enjoying sodomy when it's performed on you by a woman
>>340634360
Not Nintendo Exclusive
Can't really imagine Nintando caring about her otherwise they would advertise her.
Midway probably just forgot about her in console versions of MK7 (he finds a female in his ending but its some rando)
Besides in the old games Reptile turns her down to keep on serving Shao Kahn and find some other way to get his race back.
And all but one ending where he gets that involve some other means instead of procreation.
Reptile be gay and into musclemen like Shao and Kotal Kahn.
>>340625156
>2. Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2)
Tiny Tina wasn't gay, she spent all her time taking fat bandit cock.
>>340633462
He and no
>in mainstream videogames
So he's basically just dismissing examples of gay characters in vidya because they're not "mainstream"?
>>340632272
Didn't her kill her by locking her in a pod until she died of starvation?
>>340635207
We've come to the point where games not made by western AAA publishers are unworthy of attention or recognition
just kidding, we came to that point like 8 years ago
>>340635207
He pretty much doesn't like vidya enough to do more than a simple Google search/list well known mainstream gay characters
I'm sure all those characters will be remembered and celebrated for ages to come.
>>340635207
No he's admitting he doesn't play anything but mainstream shit because he's one of those LOL SUCH A NERD XD faggots.
>>340625156
>no arcade
>no eikichi
>not bill but instead ellie
What a shitty list.
>>340635543
That or he recoils at the idea of calling anything from Japan good
>>340634943
>Not Nintendo Exclusive
Not exclusive as in Nintendo owns her, exclusive as in Khameleon has only ever appeared in Nintendo ports of MK.
>Besides in the old games Reptile turns her down to keep on serving Shao Kahn and find some other way to get his race back.
That makes sense though. Just him and her making kids is a bad solution, it end up making the kids with bad recessive genes that could be very harmful to the race as a whole. Reptile is essentially starscream, he only serves to bide his time.
>>340625156
>Dorian
fucking choosing Dorian over Iron Bull, being this pleb
>Gay Tony
>Ocelot
>Volgin
>Kanji-kun
I see they don't play good games.
>Juhani
>gay
What the fuck? Is this bullshit, or did I somehow miss something in the million fucking times I played KotOR?
>>340626093
No they're not you're just a closet faggot
>>340629767
The Flash has a gay police commissioner who is done very well. They also have Piper, who is hilariously gay and cheesy but still well written
>>340630909
I get that reference
>>340635612
Maybe in the old games but now that there's a leader who kind of gives a shit about him, I doubt he'll stab him in the back for Muh race.
That being said I still think they're oddly cute together.
>>340636280
fucking love Pied Piper, dude needs to team up with the Flash more often
>>340625156
>6. Dorian (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
Zevran would BTFO this lame faggot.
>>340625234
How was Tiny Tina gay? I never played the DLC with her but are they referring to her commenting on her imaginary characters tits?
>>340625156
>my Fable character who would marry men, fuck them and beat them to death is gay of the year all year
>my psychopath from Sims games who paints images of his boyfriend or husband pissing himself and starving to death is also gotyay
What a fun list
>>340629434
I can hear that fuckers queer ass yell as he does his special attack all these years later. Makoto was possibly the gayest character in vidya at the time
>>340636519
They're just grasping at straws
People on tumblr are already spamming that Overwatch characters are trans and autistic
>>340636626
I blame the Internet exposing too many people to fanfiction
>>340625156
Tiny Tina is gay now?
That is just a fucking trainwreck of a character, isn't it?
>>340625156
>Steve Cortez
>a good character
Just about every conversation you have with him involves or centers around him being gay. It's fucking shameful. Cortez might be the worst written gay token character I've ever run into in a video game. You know, other than the side quest NPCs written by Burch.
>>340636024
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>>340636626
I'm curious though. I wanna know what their logic was in determining this cause I know lots of straight girls that comment on other women's physical features. Other than her saying that she shows absolutely no signs of her being gay. Hell she doesn't even show any signs of being straight with a typical "no homo" line.
>>340636626
This is sadly very true, I mean how hard is it to just let the developers/creators let us know if the character is gay or not.
If we let passing fans make that decision, it starts to become a debacle and feels forced, especially when it doesn't fit the narrative
>>340625374
the creator stated that she is gay, like it or not Ellie loves to muff dive.
>>340635947
>Kanji
WHEN WILL THEY UNDERSTAND THE SUBTEXT
WHY DO PEOPLE TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE WHEN THE ENTIRE POINT WAS THAT ONLY IGNORANT PEOPLE WOULD THINK HE'S GAY BECAUSE OF A COUPLE OF HOBBIES OR INTERESTS AND HE'S INSECURE FOR NO REAL REASON. FUCK.
HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS DENSE
>>340628392
>Bland straight white guy
>Play Anarchy Reigns
>Favorite characters are Baron, Ai Rin, and Oinkie
>>340637181
I'm pretty sure he meant that as a joke.
>>340637026
Most of them don't play the games, or only try the game for a slight period of time.
They then think what if this character was gay?
Why can't they be gay?
They are gay
Then they run with the narrative of them being gay.
The problem happens when the creators/designers didn't original intend for that but decide to run with it because of some tumblr posts. It can potentially ruin a good narrative and lead into uncharacteristic attributes in future sequels because they want to blatantly speak to the new narrative
>>340637056
Oh good. Welp she better get ready for a lifetime of rape. Because she doesn't get to not reproduce, it's not her choice at this point.
>>340637181
Pretty sure he was being sarcastic anon.
>>340636409
The new Khan isn't a dick but Reptile's still all about muh race. That being said, I'm sure the new Khan would gladly help in any way if he could.
Although if you just want to enforce your headcanon that Reptile is into bara, that's fine too. But, at least be mindful that it isn't the reality.
My favorite would be Wendy from Rule of Rose.
What a weird character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jig_BSvn8wE
>>340625156
where's Gwyndolin on that list?
>>340625156
heh, good one OP, you made me think joel was gay due to thinking that gay is a defacto word for MALE gays, not ALL gays
>>340629350
He only "blunders" about it if you prod him with one of the investigate options, you jerk
>>340632390
d-did you?
>>340625958
>Game Journalists
>expecting them to actually play games to find out
Oh you sweet summer child
>>340627189
Just like how their going to legalize coke since weeds become more legal by the year?
>>340636626
Well symmetra had autism. The tran thing though is bs.
>>340625156
>No Arcade/Veronica
>No Ocelot
>No Kanji
>No Gay Tony
>But we do have Jim FUCKING Cortez, a character with less personality than the ship he lives in because he only exists to give Shepard a boi hole to fuck.
>>340625156
What a shitty list.
>top gay
>9. YOU
HAHAHAHAHHAHA oh god!
>>340635846
Iron Bull fucks married ladies all the time
>>340625234
Um, shut the fuck up faggot?
>>340625156
Kung jin isn't gay
>>340625256
Even then, at that age it isn't like girls don't ever question. There's a difference between dead set on taco vs exploring the menu.
>>340625156
tiny tina is a child
a child has not aged enough to understand sexuality yet
>>340635947
>Spoiler
I see you don't even played the game
>>340625156
>5. Steve Cortez (Mass Effect 3)
>I'm so sad over the death of my HUSBAND. I can't stop thinking about my HUSBAND. You want to hear this recording from my HUSBAND? I'm the procurement officer on this ship and by the way, Shepard, did I mention I used to have a HUSBAND?
Yeah, wow, such a well written gay character. Totally never came off as forced how every conversation you have with him was about how he was gay and had a husband. The grief angle isn't a good excuse either seeing as how he's not the first grieving character to be in a video game and none of them spoke exclusively about their dead loved ones prior to him.
>>340636626
Apparently Symmetra was legit autistic though. Something about the comics where she kept getting asked where she was on the spectrum or something. I couldn't confirm that though because I never read the comics and don't really care to.
>>340637465
Enforce? Nah.
It's not reality, I just like that better.
The problem with headcanon and shipping is that people take it way too seriously.
All that aside I think Kotal is probably the closest thing to a friend/ally he has and that's good enough.
>>340639391
Kanji is gay. Deal with it Naoto shipper.
>>340626161
The entire plot of every MGS except 3 is directly caused by Ocelot's uncontrollable homolust for Big Boss.
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>>340628089
BUT GTA IS SEXIST AND ENCOURAGES VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN
Kung Jin is the only good character on this list. And he's also the only one where the game never outright said he was gay.
>>340625406
Nuh uh! I only liked boys as a kid, girls were dumb.
>>340625406
I thought girls had penises until I was 14 because my uncle used to have a bunch of tranny magazines when I was little
Found one when I was 4
Always thought girls were icky and had cooties
>>340626249
This is literally the best way too tell people
Venom is cool as shit because he isn't all up in your face about it with the "LOL IM HOMO XD LOOK HOW FLAMBOIANT I AM!" i didn't stop thinking Veno was cool when i found out he was gay
And he isn't showed into the game because the developers had an angenda, they just thoght it would be fun if he was.
>>340638607
Um,kill yourself
>>340625156
>No volgin
trash
Best gay couple in vidya
thanks japan.
>>340634037
Girls go through puberty before boys though so really that doesn't help your argument
>>340625156
>Not a single saints row character
its shit
None of those characters are good though.
Juhani's bisexuality was a glitch in the game.
>>340641364
kek
>>340627189
There is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia, as long as they aren't molesting children, it's just a feeling that some people have and can't remove.
Child molesters bad, pedophiles neutral.
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>>340625667
Now kiss
>>340625156
Every single one of those games are cancerous trash. Coincidence?
>>340625156
>9. You - in games where you can choose to have gay relationships
d'awwww how FUCKING darling
>>340639847
Ugh. That character made me feel like gay people weren't allowed to be fruity. They had to make a statement that you had to be buff and tough. Fuck it, most gay guys have a little bit of flair at least. It seemed like they were embarrassed to put in a gay man that wasn't 100% macho. Not that those don't exist either, but if you're going to make a gay guy, why not make him gay?
>>340625156
Wait, since when is Tina gay?
>>340625156
His hair is literally his fire emblem.
That's... that's just sad.
>>340625156
>almost at the bump limit
You guys really are faggots.
>Not Kanji in 1st place
>>340643409
She compliments her imaginary friends tits once, so shes gay apprently
Elle is gay because she's modeled after Ellen Page. She even got her DLC shortly after Ellen Page's coming out
>>340643727
>weeb games
>ever
>>340627647
Never actually played Gone Home, because... y'know... I don't need a simulator to help me walk around an empty house in the 80s. Is Sam actually in the game, or does she just appear in the form of notes and audio recordings? Because if she isn't actually in the game, then I think that's some BS.
>>340625156
>3. Ellie (The Last of Us)
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN THE FAG FROM THE BASE GAME. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO RETARDED?
>>340625438
normalfags probably didn't even play long enough to meet arcade t b h
you gotta keep in mind these people have like, five hour attention spans, at most
like, they think elie's gay because they probably didn't finish the main game, but the DLC is basically a lesbian short-story so you KNOW they finished that.
>>340625309
When I was 14 my sexuality was very clear to me
>>340625339
>Your character has to be a walking pride parade float.
faggot.
>>340625797
I wonder. Last time I lurked, which was like an year ago, such thread would be full of shit flinging instead of civil discussion about faggot characters, with occasional hate.
>>340625406
when I was like 8 I used to french kiss two of the girls on my street and got naked in my bunkbed with one of them
I didn't know what I was doing at the time, I know my sexuality now and it'sliving alone for the rest of my life because I'm too scared to approach girls
>>340639004
No even the devs confirmed this for people too dense to understand it from the game.
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>>340633113
i'm suddenly reminded of how disgusted i was seeing teens no older than me in high school absently pushing strollers back and forth in the school foyer as they texted on their phones
>>340630246
No Mizlav or something like that. He helps you find where the griffin attacked the soldiers at the beginning of the game. If you press him for information, he'll tell you that he was in a relationship with the son of the mayor or summat like that. They got caught in the stables, the hunter was exiled and the son hung himself. Pretty sad.
>>340641156
Jesus christ..
You're uncle is sick
>>340637831
Yeah I was a really fucking gay kid. Then middle school happened and I spent like 6 years pretending I was straight. I still ended up taking a guy to my high-school prom though.
>>340644723
It's weird enough to see ex-classmates with kids, but I'm really glad that nothing like that happened during high school.
>>340644723
There is a difference between having sex and having children
>>340644909
>I still ended up taking a guy to my high-school prom though.
Did he buttfuck you in the bathroom just like in my japanese anime?
>>340644983
if you are actually responsible and self-aware then yeah sure, unfortunately teens tend be neither
>>340644723
All the girls when I was about 14 were alcoholics and slutting around, few of them got pregnant
Scotland is a fun place
>>340625563
>it's not easy...being a lesbian...a woman who licks pussy...it's just not simple bumping front bottoms with my wife who is a girl and who I kiss because I...am a lesbian..
>>340645168
jesus christ. that's not my idea of a 'fun place' but all the power to what sounds like a fucking shit country.
>>340645123
Not a single person at my high school got pregnant
>>340625156
>No Arcade
>No Veronica
Fuck this list.
>>340625563
DID I MENTION THAT I LIKE WOMEN???
>>340645303
It is pretty shit, but hey weve got nice hills and old casltes
>>340645332
they must have some mad potent birth control and super-strong condoms then
or all the dudes were wearing 2 condoms every time
>this many replies
>no one has said Ciri yet
Actually a pretty well done gay/bisexual character in vidya. Has a story, feelings, and things that aren't her being gay but when prompted does admit to being gay/has homosexual love interests.
The issues with gay characters is either they're like Dorian from DA:I or the only way you find out about their sexuality is some oblique reference given by some random person in something that doesn't matter at all. It's either too much or too little with no in between. I feel like Ciri is a good balance
>>340645424
Your country doesn't have birth control for women?
Because I'm pretty sure a lot were on the pill here.
>>340645424
2 condoms increase the risk of pregnancyYou might be joking I can't tell because I am autistic
>>340645535
there is no such thing as infallible birth control of any sort in any country. like i said, the only "guaranteed" thing i can think of would be wearing 2 condoms.
>>340645042
Nah we just made out. There wasnt really any chance to go do anything fun since there were chaperones everywhere after some kids got hospitalized for doing too many shots the year before.
>>340645476
The Witcher and GTA were probably too triggering for him to play
>>340645649
No, it's not infallible, but it's certainly better than nothing.
Sex-ed has always been fairly thorough here, so that probably helps.
And don't use two condoms at the same time, it actually increases the chance that they'll break due to friction between the rubber.
>>340645796
>birth control
>99.7-99.9% effectiveness
>condoms
>88% effectiveness
idk dude it works most of the time if you use it properly.
>>340645168
Fellow bagpipe reporting, can confirm this
There was a small outbreak of syphilis at my school because some girl got bareback gangbanged at a party
>>340645476
Bill from TLoU - Doesn't say anything about being gay besides a passing remark when he sees his lover's dead body.
Arcade from New Vegas: Can only really find out if he's gay if you are and press him about it. People can easily play for many hours with him and never know.
Ocelot from MGS: Subtle, never said in game. You have to think like Kojima to undertandu.
Mislav from TW3 - Only says something if he feels you can relate to him being different.
>>340646108
Ocelot wasn't even gay. He was just Big Boss-sexual.
>>340646040
Well if you fucked up there is always the morning after pill
>>340646243
As we all are
>>340641037
Nigga you wot?
>They won't accept...
>The shaolin care only about what is in your heart, not whom your heart desires
Speaking with Tanya
>You face a shaolin
>And a handsome one at that
>Barking up the wrong tree sister
>>340646108
I could see that most of these characters (except Bill) would have to hide their sexuality due to the situation they live in but I, dunno, I think that male homosexuality is often portrayed as like "dark curse tier" character trait because of the scrutiny and female homosexuality is portrayed as a fucked up regressive "nympho" type status. I don't know why people don't just treat gay characters like actual characters and not like they have to write around them being gay. There's a lot of homophobia in how gay characters are written.
>>340646621
But people need to immediately know that they're dealing with someone who's gay.
Otherwise they won't know that they're dealing with something progressive.
>>340646779
Is it even progressive anymore?
>>340646621
I got the feeling that in New Vegas, it was more about keeping it to yourself and not being in everyone's faces about being gay. Mislav didn't HAVE to hide it, he just chose to because of the shame from the death of his lover. For the most part Mislav, Arcade, Bill, and Tony from BoGT ARE characters written who are gay instead of gay characters who are written.
>>340647008
Yes because cis white men are constantly oppressing everybody else
>>340647008
It's not really universally accepted, so I guess it is?
Fuck if I know.
>>340631564
>Where does it imply that strangelove was gay
