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>>340579039
Consensus: We feel remorse at sandals and black socks, Shepard
ey b0ss
>>340579923
>Jack Daniels
interest level : 0
>>340579897
THERE WILL NEVER BE A SEQUEL
>>340580363
Why do Americans try to cosplay
>>340580038
Hell Nintendo will never do anything with it at all
>>340580512
She's actually british.
Got you covered
>>340581680
Yeah. Of course she's gonna cosplay as slutty Samus instead of Powersuit Samus.
how do you defeat the hungry skeleton
I've been going to the gym but I don't know these terminologys /fit/ speaks of. I've been going on that elliptical machine for 3 days and been doing adobminal crunches in between
and i want to cosplay as Joseph Joestarbut im small
>>340578871
>>340578915
>>340579039
>>340579803
>>340579897
>>340579997
>>340580042
>>340580121
>>340580363
>>340581464
Kek. Best cosplay thread in a while.
More fun or stupid looking cosplays please
>>340582057
You're gonna have to do some major strength training to be Jojo
>>340582120
dude what the fuck
>>340582057
You need to bench to get swole, machines don't really help with increasing strength.
Does anyone have the fat shirtless dudes as mega man characters?
>>340582057
what the fuck are you doing using elliptical
lift weights
>>340582120
Im ashamed to be even remotely associated with this culture
>>340578915
Welcome to the coalition, JC
How do I achieve a body like Ryu from SF?
>>340582057
Eat big, lift heavy.
>>340583268
the answer lies in the heart of battle
>>340581680
>happy trail
lods of emone
>>340583506
More like the mole on her lip
>>340583663
>mole
>>340583617
Doesn't even seem out of character. I like it.
>>340582120
every time i see this shit it just makes me wanna hate airgear
fucking tuna melt
>>340582057
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Try eat more than 2500 kcal, lift heavy things, and avoid cardio as much as possible lad.
Oh, and you don't need to chug on protein shakes all the time. Its rough for your kidney too.
>>340581579
muh diiiiiick
sauce?
>>340581269
No she's not.
>>340580042
that hulk makes me laugh every goddamn time.
>>340581680
Lol that pube trail.
>>340582057
>elliptical
>crunches
>trying to get big
Good bait, lad
>>340585347
I like this one
>>340585631
>the fucking boohbah in the background
why can no one ever do pokemon costumes right.
>>340585882
Delicious
>>340582057
Go read the sticky on /fit/
SS + GOMAD
>>340585882
>>340583506
Literally nothing wrong.
>>340578871
But this is pretty good cosplay. People being hot or not is irrelevant.
>>340580038
It wasn't even good.
>>340582057
>elliptical and crunches for GAINZ
Haha what the fuck am I even reading?
How do you delude yourself into believing this shit will get you buff?
>>340586104
I don't
>>340578871
UHHHHHHHHHH
THICKER
Test
ehhgg real life girls are so disgusting.
>>340589348
Now shes fucking DELICIOUS
>>340589348
Source on this bad boy?yes I already tried image search
>>340589348
>>340589940
who is she?????
>>340589598
your gonna have a bad time!
>>340590059I have no idea
>>340589598
beginner's guide to having heatstrokes
>>340590167
I need this.
>>340590181
last one I got
>>340579039
>What's wrong wit-
>>340582057
Be a twinkier Jojo.
>>340590448
Please just give me a name
>>340590640
I wish I could anon, because I'd be looking up more too.
>>340589348
>>340589940
>>340590181
>>340590448
Isn't she an Arab cosplayer? I think she did Mei, too.
>>340590780
NAME???
>>340590927
https://twitter.com/mariahmallad
Is this her?
someone post the hulk picture, you know the one
>>340590167
Please sir, may I have some code?
>>340591025
ITS NOT FUCKING MOMOKUN
>>340591025
doesn't look like her to me in the face, but still nice, thanks.
>>340591157
prove it
I want to fuck Purblind while she's dressed as Tharja. I'll cut through the body stocking with my dick and slide it all over her cute pale skin, then stick it in her cute butthole.I want her to cosplay as Tharja and give me the cutest crosseyed blowjob so I can see the cute face she makes as she swallows my semen.
>>340591192
Her face is different. Speaking of that fat whore though, we need more pics of her ass in that mei outfit
>>340580042
4 retards who watched Avengers on shrooms and were compelled to reenact the movie
>>340591261
LEFT
E
F
T
>>340591261
Need more
>>340591140
i wish i had it to give out, its all i have
>>340591261
depends on the faces. i'd take left if she had a pretty face.
>>340591407
>>340591457
I promise you, you don't want it
>>340591261
Koko's delicious flat is alluring but she lacks hips. I want to cuddle up to Makoto.
>>340586107
>boohbah
Don't you ever bring those fucking creatures of the night back up ever again.
>>340591261
i wanna see left's face for confirmation
>>340590106
You have to be at least 18 years old to post on this site.
>>340591737
I know I do, I have a weird fetish for thick butterfaces.
>>340592180
Fuck off
>>340592274
my nigger
what's so hot about butterfaces anyways? it's weird
>>340582120
What did they mean by this?
>>340592496
>that's butterface
she's cute fampai
does everyone here have super high standards? like I don't think you guys can really afford that
>>340592826
you post some butterface then
>>340592897
No one is butterface. Everyone is cute in the eyes of God (me).
>>340592180
Spotted the newfag.
>>340578915
Nachooooo
>>340591140
i can't read it. It's machine code.
>>340592180
>posts an undertale cosplay
>make a undertale reference
>u-underaged!!
fuck off kid
>>340592496
My negro. I dont know, butterfaces with thick thighs and fat asses make me diamonds INSTANTLY. I dont even know why
>>340585347
She just looks too greasy to me.
>>340589598
>OP will surely deliver. We'll wait.
>>340579923
I could go for some kahlua right now
>>340582057
Unless you're 6'5'', You'll never cosplay Joseph and look good. You're better off cosplaying fucc boi Giorno Giovanni
>>340590167
Where the FUCK can I see the rest of this???
>>340594271
Apparently you can't.
>>340591902
Those flash games were tight
>>340584084
>those shorts
GET TAE FUCK OOT
>>340594369
Well, I guess I'll go kill myself then.
>>340589598
That's real Nito
>>340582120
Fuck the VR shit, I can actually smell this image.
>>340591458
That's actually really good.
>>340580109
LOW TEST
>>340594710
You could stand slightly to the left of her and you would be completely invisible to her.Or you could just be yourself and she still wouldn't notice you.
>>340582057
are you 6'2"?
>>340594863
>tfw this is all a tumblr conspiracy to get 4chan faggots to start liking whales.
>>340582120
>anime fans
ANIME WATCHING FAGGOTS BTFO
>>340582120
>tuna-melt
>air gear
>all these thirsty weebs
comedy
o
m
e
d
y
>>340594801
Those crossed eyes are kind of cute. Who is she?
>>340594969
next you're going to tell me hitomi tanaka is a whale
>>340585837
This is the winner of the thread.
>>340587005
everything wrong.
>>340595121
It's Purblind. She is the cutest girl to ever exist.
>>340595283
>Hitomi
She's fucking disgusting
>>340595121
pureblind and at cons she looks ugly as fuck one of those girls that looks better online
>>340593495
Try to make your b8 a little less wordy. Otherwise it's a good premise.
>>340595489
I wouldn't be sure exactly which eye I should be looking at during missionary desu.
>>340579923
Who is this penis machinist and where are her nudes?
>>340595558
>looks ugly as fuck
Bullshit anon. She is perfect.
>>340595489
>Slut.
>Cute.
Yeah no.
>>340595920
That eye tho I'm gettin distracted by it.
>>340584084
'Mom, I wish you wouldn't cosplay at my cons'
>>340578871
pic not related?
>>340595920
Ok Anon when is the last time you left your room let alone talk to a girl?
>>340584203
Is that fucking black face or is he supposed to be dirty from working in a coal mine.
CUTE
>>340596082
Still too good for you.
>>340594416
...gunbuster what?
>>340596302
Not him but I haven't held a decent conversation with a grill for the past 6 years. I think they say that there is a cutoff point between close and too far gone
>>340593439
Dem squidy tiddies
>>340591261
GIMME PIC
>>340596009
>purblind a slut
She is pure anon.Even if she's a slut that's a slightly higher chance of me and some anon spitroasting her before, after, and during a con.
>>340596365
Calm down there boy I wasn't directly insulting your wife I'm just saying that eye is a feature that cannot be simply ignored.
>>340578871
If Isabelle was real, she'd totally look like that.
>>340593592
Same. I know a girl who's ugly but she has the fattest ass on a white girl I know and her hips are banging.
>>340596467
I'm still trying to think of some eye related puns for this girl but I seem to be fresh out at the moment.
>>340596145
Yes.
>>340596145
This is shooped to hell and back right? Regardless, my dick still likes it...
>>340596667
I will help you look for some anon.
>>340582120
Do they not know that's a man on hormones? Even if it was really a girl, gross.
>>340596717
she looks like a man without all the makeup and she's poo in loo so hairy as fuck
>>340596798
Well thanks I would appreciate some insight on this matter.
>>340595489
Dat amblyopia
>>340596145
for anyone who wants more of the girl
https://swimsuitsuccubus.tumblr.com/archive
>>340596798
>>340596884
I don't see what you guys find so funny.
>>340596302
Yesterday I had a short conversation with some girl in my English Class about current politics. It was horrible.
>>340597040
but why
>>340582057
just cosplay johnny, giorno, or jo2uke
ya know, non-meme jojos
>>340596145
Purblind did a cute Raven recently.
>>340596535
Still too good for you.
>>340596984
Some lines are definitely being crossed, here.
>>340581680
>that herp she tried to cover with makeup
>>340594831
what's the story behind her smelling??
>>340597258
i guess we dont see eye to eye on humor
>>340596984
It's so unsightly to make fun of someone.
>>340597172
>>340597258
I'd say that there is more to her then meets the eye.
>>340597112
She was asking who I voted for and how I should've voted for Clinton because America needs a female president.
She wasn't very smart.
>>340578915
Dios mio JC, una bomba!!
>>340596610
Jesus christ I knew someone the same. She had a massive, fat ass and she always wore tight fucking spats and yoga pants and shit like the slut she was. I wish I had pics tbqh. Whats wrong with us?
>>340595920
>Lazy eye as fuck.
>You will never be able to tell if she's screen-watching in split screen.
>You will never be able to tell if she's checking out other guys to cuck you with.
>She obviously wants attention so she dresses up.
Sorry anon, your "perfect" is very flawed.
Eye simply cannot see how anyone coudl find such an unsightly creature to be something to behold. Perhaps my vision is blurry, but to her credit, her body is something to draw insight from.Her eye is distracting as fuck dude.
>>340597341
>>340597537This is all in jest, creepy Purblind waifu anon.
>>340597556
>She wasn't very smart.
nigga thats the flag to show you shes easy peasy spread them legs then squeezy
>>340582120
I watch this every time it's posted just for the Brain Age guy.
>>340597335
Like many convention goers, she has hygiene issues. She smells like an old tuna sandwich that several men came into that has been left in the arizona heat long enough to rot, but not long enough to dry out.
She's like someone took a dog turd and reheated it to make it stink again.
Image someone walked into your home and smelled of cat urine, dog shit, and a fisherman's tackle box at once.
>>340596667
You just need to focus.
>>340595917
>tfw image search turns nothing up
>>340593068
>You will never have wild sex with some kinky as fuck Jinx cosplayer
why live?
>>340597883
>>340597335
It is said she got into some trouble for staining convention chairs she sat in.
>>340597883
how do u know this
>>340597665
Purblind is so fucking cute though
>>340597680
She was hard to listen to, doesn't seem worth it
>>340594369
>We will never see thick Marie dominating stick Marie
When will thick fags and thin fags unite under one banner and bring peace to the boards for a thousand years?
>>340598065
Because I made the mistake of going to that convention and I did encounter her at a distance.
It was really bad.
>>340598156
>It was really bad.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad?
>>340598070
Looks like Sakura took one to many Hyper Atomic Busters, if yousee what I mean.
>>340598070
She's kawaii, I'll give her that, but at the same time she gives off a very mild retard vibe that I just can't shake, and it isn't because of her eye.
>>340598087
I know who this person is IRL
>>340598156
and you didnt tap it?
>>340598220
easily an 8, if not a weak 9.
In the top 5 things I've smelled that make me regret having a nose.
>>340591458
>fashion_souls2.jpg
>>340598225
wow
i cannot take this
word play on multiple levels
>>340598070
>she will never give you a blowjob with one eye staring at you and the other one staring off into space
Feelsprettybadman
>>340598287
I don't want to fuck a dumpster full of rotting fish.
>>340598383
fucking casual
>>340598286
you say "person" because its a dude right
>>340598314
So you could honestly say that her smell would be comparable to that of walking trash bag full of rotten tuna? God damn man thats just wrong.
>>340598286
I used to date him once
>>340579897
>The Cesar has marked you for death smoothskin
>>340585347
>Nose ring
>>340598459
>>340598435
https://www.instagram.com/marynumair/
>>340598452
I've never met someone who thought it was okay to go into a public place smelling that bad. Literally walking bio hazard.
>>340598383
>not proving yourself to the vile sex gods
stay a mere metaphysical virgin peasant
>>340598383
I wouldn't be suprised if your boy didn't just drop off in your hand after being stuck into something as funky as Tuna-Melt's pus.
>>340582120
Fucking girating tribal virgins
>>340598556
You're mistaken, Anon.
>>340596323
it's mr. resetti, he's a mole, moles are brown, and cosplayers are shortsighted
>>340579897
isnt this the dude from eternal darkness
>>340598664
I'm fairly certain that it would appease Nurgle and Slaanesh at the same time.
>>340597852
I have seen this image for years and have always been too mesmerized by fat asian to ever notice brain age guy
What the fuck
>>340598729
Yep
>>340598703
Something very unnerving about that picture.
Boner just lost 50% power.
Reminds of a Hollow from Darksouls
>>340598702
tfw Yoko cosplays are always so disappointing
>>340597172
no.
>>340596145
this one is waaaay better.
friendly reminder that female cosplayers have been pumped by at least 30 different men and drink cum like its water
they are all without exception, dirty diseased mentally ill sluts
>>340594801
She's a better fit to cosplay Skullomania instead of Dinothighsmcgee.
>>340598986
>not jerking off to this
Legit all they're good for is jerking off too.
>>340590514
>tfw you're small in height and weigh and you want to cosplay any pre-part 5 Jojo characters
I could do Giorno, but he's my least favorite JohnJohn.
>>340598905
I've got a thing for odd faces, so I'm in a constant state of bananas for her.
>>340597754
Would slide my tuna into her steamed buns
>>340582057
>elliptical and crunches for mass gain
the fuck are you doing ya idiot. Bench press and curl
>>340597665
desu senpai id hit her over these THIC meme girls who are gunna bloat into tumblr planetoids in a few days.
>>340598924
>Tfw I once saw a Yoko cosplayer at a con after literally bumping into her
>Tfw it was a great costumeby that, i mean her tits were huge and spilling out of the damn top
>Tfw didn't get a photo because I was so fucking preoccupied with taking this one
>Never saw her again
fuck me dead, anon
>>340599117
I like to think she only cosplayed Pearl because of her fucked up nose.
You know it definitely swayed her judgement in some way.
>>340599117
>Now this is a character that fits her though. I actually think this one looks right. The other one just feels off.
>Inb4 empty picture
>>340599117
Not too bad
>>340599215
The nose makes good decisions.
I loved the mechanics this guy put into his arm. Shit moved and everything
>>340599249
holy shit, it's carmen sandiego!can't find the damn video now, pls help anons
I know this isnt' /co/ but what are /v/'s requirements for a decent combat suit wolverine cosplay? Yellow and brown if we had to be specific.
>>340599249
What picture?
>>340599392
Short
Hairy
Claws
>>340596395
Literally nothing wrong.
>>340599117
wow, she's fucking built for porl cosplay
>>340599350
She looks like a severely aged Shawn Chatfield
>>340599392
Be short, Canadian, look angry, have claws
>>340597946
>>340595917
Mariposa de la luz
Nudes at gehentai
>Tfw I'll finish my Geoffrey Librom cosplay never ever
>>340599504
>gender binary bathroom symbols in the background
How picturesque.
>>340599484
Oops, I just realized this picture was already posted. Anyways, she has nice legs.
>>340599578
Do not insult Shawn!
>>340599703
why does she use a spanish handle when she's jap
>>340599610
Dat belly.
Ok guys, I need Ideas for a cosplay.
I'm 6'4 and 275 with only minimal amount of flab, like if I were to stand up you would see abit of stomach.
Ridicule me, but at least give me a few ideas
>>340597597
iLos Bomba!
>>340599841
>those tiny legs
topkek
>>340599792
GRR Brown Convention Center wants you to KNOW what fucking bathroom and use and where they are at all times. Because we don't fuck around with that lgbt bullshit here in texas
>>340599841
GODDAMN IT
FUCKING LOSS
IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING THERE
>>340599886
Roadhog
>>340599803
SLUT
>>340599886
Kaiser.
>>340579629
I mean, really, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?
>>340599902
To be fair, its fairly accurate. Logan is a fucking manlet
>>340582583
>black hole tank
>spraypaint bathtub gray
>put little wheels on bottom
>wear gray bodysuit
>hold small, cylindric trashcan facing forward
Do it, /v/
>>340599886
>>340599964
Fuck, I meant Krauser.
>>340588206
>>340589348
>>340589940
>>340590181
>>340590448
>>340599803
>She's just under six feet tall
>sweating man wiping face with towel.webm
>>340599967
>not judging how other people dress
>in the year of our lord twenty sixteen
>>340586358
>Filename
>>340600082
It's allright anon, It seems like a good Idea!
>>340599836
You got me, she might be a filipina or halfbreed living in Japan.
>>340599886
Konata from Lucky Star
>>340599703
Thanks.
>>340599902
>Anyone over 5'4" cosplaying Logan
>>340599484
Just not used to seeing cosplay from 30 years ago
Life is a lonely nightmare and cosplay girls only make it worse.
>>340599803
Holy shit. Reika Kitami, Bible Black. My first futanari crush. I really hope that's a trap cause that would be perfect.
>Used to work for a shitty local newspaper
>Get em to pay me to "cover" local gaming/anime events
>Even got em to spend me to Pax East 2 times
>Always had a regular badge at these events, was mostly ignored
>My paper gets bought out
>Now I gotta go through the company for my tickets/badges instead of getting them myself and then just submitting the costs to payroll
>New badges say Press/CBS interactive on it
>With the new badge have cosplayers tripping over themselves to get me to take pictures of them
>All of them have shitty business cards they keep giving me
>Ended up getting fucked by a few of them
>They were thinking I has some sort of contact to get them famous or something
>I've never had anything published in my entire career at the news paper
I miss that gig
>>340600354
i swear to god I will kidnap a cosplay girl outside of a con one day.
tie her up in my trunk with a curly moustache and everything
How do I have sex at a convention?
>>340600279
Why is she squatting like that?
>>340600354
>Tfw slept with three Elizabeth cosplayers
>Tfw they all had daddy issues, called me daddy in bed and wanted to be raped
why are they all so fucking crazy, /v/?
>>340600409
Derp I just reverse searched the image. Oh well, close enough.
>>340600480
Why would you put a curly mustache on her?
Currently working on two cosplay's /v/.
Gundam Heavy Arms (Endless Waltz version) and Geoffrey Librom from Soul Sacrifice.
Which should I finish first? I know Heavy Arms will be more recognizable, but it would be nice to do something different
>>340600504
Girls wanting to be raped is not an issue. It's extremely common.
>>340600306
IT WAS MADE FOR MEI'm 5'6 and 140lbs. I can't do shit.
>>340600409
dude what
that's ritsuko from evangelion
>>340600482
1.Dress up like a slut.
2.Put out.
>>340600582
Too tall. Wolverine is 5'3"
>>340600482
>Be good looking.
>Be respectful
>Look for the obvious crazies
That's what it takes.
>>340600482
Be gay
>>340600562
Armor my nigga.
I say that cuz I make armored cosplays too
>>340600576
Most girls enjoy being dominated but straight up rape fantasies are not common, anon.
Surprising lack of butterfaces with big asses in this thread, Im sad but also impressed
>>340600546
so she can kiss me with mine and we would touchstaches.
>>340600630
>I'm finally too tall for something
Thank you, Wolverine
>>340600482
First time I cosplayed, it was as Larva from Vampire Princess Miyu at an anime con. Was 20 years old. Some 16 year olds saw my outfit and suddenly wanted all over my dick. If only they had been 2 years older, if only.
>>340600482
Hang around at the yaoi booths.
>>340600648
>>340600482
Had an asami and a korra come up to me and compliment me on my cosplay
I complimented them on theirs and we started talkin
Wouldve asked if they wanted to get dinner at the con and chill at the hotelbut I already have a cosplaying gf.
>>340600706
I wouldn't really call her a butterface, but it is an odd face.
>>340600717
Goddamn it, anon, you got me chuckling
>>340600691
Women go as far as you push them.
>>340579923
SOURFCEC
>>340600482
Have a room available that you can have to yourself, at least for a while.
Have alcohol. Have a wingman if the girl is with a friend. Make bullshit small talk with them and talk about their cosplay. After they've gotten a little warmed up to you tell them your having a little 'party' later on in your hotel with some of your friends.
Be indifferent about it like you don't really care if they show up or not. Tell them the room number and what time you'll be there. See how it goes.
If they flake, just keep trying with different girls. Chances are, you'll probably get one eventually if you play it cool.
>>340600807
>Not fucking a Korra cosplayer
Obligated post.
Reminder
There's no single girls at any convention. All cosplaying girls, even the ugly ones, go with their boyfriends into those events.
Don't get your hopes up. Don't do what I did. There's no "special" connection.
>>340600279
>she might be a filipina
Bingo
>>340600817
Shes alright, yeah. Her face isn't butterface standards.I'd still ruin that big ass
>>340578871
I thought Isabelle was a Shih Tzu, not a Sausage Dog.
>>340601009
Actually, thats only true of comic cons and scifi/game cons. Anime cons often have single girls there. Unfortunately 90% of them are underaged
>>340601009
Anon, they didn't have boyfriends, they just wanted you gone.
>>340601009
>being this salty and thirsty
damn son what i tell you about drinking from the dead sea
>can't be confident enough to pick up girls anywhere because 5.8" dick
>>340601009
You'll be able to find a boyfriend-free girl some day, Chris.
>>340601341
Become the girl
>>340601338
I started drinking since that day
>>340599249
forgot pic?
>>340601341
>5.8" dick
That is nothing to worry about, friend. I can assure you that any problems you have will be much the same as everyone else within the 5.0 - 7.0" dick range, which is don't be horrendously fat and ugly.
I was at NYCC15 and saw the cutest Korra I had ever seen, but I was also in line for the SFV booth. I regret not leaving the line to ask for a picture.
>>340601474
You need to know how to sell yourself to girls and they'll suck whatever you pull out of your pants.
>>340598703
>see her yoko pics
>"you know, without that eye thing she wouldn't be too b-
>see a side profile of her face
she looks like a grave hag
>>340582057
>tfw I have the perfect heigh and facial shape to cosplay Jotaro
>tfw I'm wasting it by not getting swole and going for it
I'm just not motivated enough for that shit.
>>340601341
My dick is the same size and I get called huge so I don't know what you're complaining about.
>>340594801
PIPE IT UP
>>340601419
>tfw you will never crossplay as a girl character in a skimpy outfit
>you will never flirt with guys and get free drinks
>you will never get drunk at a con rave and act slutty
>you will never get railed in a hentai booth
>>340601009
get a load of this guy
>>340601705
Her look is an acquired taste, anon.
>>340601998
Why the long face?
>>340601998
I want to taste her ass
>>340598556
>>340599117
>>340601998
She is cute.
>>340601998
I want to slap my dick on her face, but it would take all day.
Thread doesn't have enough Purblind.
There's never enough Purblind
>>340601998
top images looks cute, those eye bags will grow insanely huge when she gets older.
>>340601998
more like an acquired sniff
>>340599703
>"Gochuumon wa nandesuka?"
>>340599886
>275
>minimal flab
Are you just also muscly or something? 'Cause there's no way in hell 275 would be "minimal" flab at your height.
I'm at less than 200 at 6'3, and I have more flab than "minimal".
>>340601998
>look up her Twitter
>it's 98% shilling clothes and brands
So she just given costumes to wear to every convention, right?
>>340602402
Why has no one taken more creepshots of Purblind?
>>340602406
I was so hype for that shit but there were only like two butt shots. I hate how often she does that, I wanna see more of her fat ass
>>340602454
She makes her own costumes and wears them in between doing the business stuff at conventions.
>>340601998
To be fair she's cosplaying a character who is literally a jewlord
>>340601031
>>340600279
>>340599836
>>340599703
Because that's the publisher name dipshit.
chouzuki maryou
>>340601341
>"Oh no, I'm average!"
>>340602619
good to know faggot
>>340602672
Women who are trying for one-night-stands aren't looking for or satisfied by average.
>>340602619
Doesn't change the fact that she's Filipina dipshit.
>>340602602
Purblind is a cuter more perfect Tharja
>>340579923
How hard would it be to get a woman like this?
>>340602914
Keep your eyes in your own lane.
>>340602420
it's weird, I have a stomach that pokes out abit and small mantits, theyre less than a handful. I think I probally have muscle due to swimming and Lifting heavy objects around
>>340582120
this thread got a bit fishy.
>>340602782
Sucks for them.
I think it was less than 1 in 5 men with a significantly larger than average dick.
80% or so were in that 7 inches or less category.
>>340602949
Depends on what kind of equipment you use.
>>340578915
He's actually a pretty good Columbine cosplayer.
>>340584285
Black rosalina completely nailed that Cory costume.
>>340599841
Is it just the suit or are his legs abnormally short?
>>340603116
Would my penis work?
>>340580512
Spot on. Cry some more Japanese.
>>340601341
Mine is the exact same size. I can never decide if it's on the smaller side or if it's just normal. And it doesn't help that I'm a full-on grower. My dick will literally be 1 inch when relaxed in normal or cold temperatures.
>that one cunt who keeps posting the bung eyed bitch
So this is what they call a stalker aye?
>>340603495
>this will never be vidya
>>340603624
>implying she isn't shilling herself
She shilled herself pretty hard on /cgl/ a while back, but /cgl/ is relentless.
>>340582963
Literally my first thought top jej.
>>340602180
>[durr intensifies]
>>340601341
>tfw 8" dick but u a uggo
>>340603845
>not just cosplaying as something that shows off your large bulge and working off that
You'll nab at least one huge slut's attention.
>>340603845
Is that cat cosplaying brittanyventi?
>>340602274
all of my kek.png
>>340603845
i know that feel all too well.
no matter how big my dick is, no matter how much confidence, no matter how fit an muscular, still rocking a Quasimodo face
>>340585837
How everyone overlooked this one I'll have no idea.
>>340603624
>he doesn't like Purblind
Faggot
>>340583506
>happy trail
didnt knew what was that, but apparently, i have it, and girls find it sexy, apparently, further research needed to confirm that.
>>340603845
>tfw you just play it off by being as physically repulsive and unapproachable as humanly possible
I just roll with it now mate hell my old boy gets a twinkle every time someone looks in my general direction with noting but contempt and disgust and I smile back in kind.
>>340604391
Well to be honest Fetal Alcohol is an up and coming fetish.
>>340604534
>bottom middle
That's some nice Code Lyoko cosplay.
>>340604391
close, just throw in a dash of steve bucimi eyes and thats pretty much me.
>>340604209
I'm surprised you have managed to keep all of your posts coherent and understandable Purb's considering your little ahh "problem". Still at least this is among the first of your pics where your eyes actually manage to stay on the same page instead of going off into their own little adventures.
What should someone over 6'6" and with broad shoulders cosplay?
I can't really do some people that are simply "tall" because I don't look right
>>340604534
>there are /tv/ threads dedicated to the goblin in the bottom right
I'm so glad I'm surrounded by normal level-headed people here on /v/.
>>340598702
Shit I thought this was a figure at first.
>>340604876
Anything really at least you can safely say that you are above the king of manlets tier
>>340604534
>bottom middle
I think that one is an actual alien.
>>340604876
/cgl/ will hook you up
>>340582057
>tfw followed /fit/'s advice
>lifted like twice a week
>after 4 months there was no real visible progression
>still a skeleton but with tard strength now
>>340604826
>I'm surprised you have managed to keep all of your posts coherent and understandable Purb's considering your little ahh "problem".
Nigga what? Use commas and proofread before you post, that post doesn't make sense.
>>340599841
Daily reminder that Tom Cruise could had done a better wolverine than Hugh Jackman.
>>340605026
Oh shit, I forgot that board existed
>>340605184
Good to see that you attention to detail is impeccable as ever, Purb's
>>340605350
why
>>340596395
more like nutbuster lmoa
>>340600279
filipinos dont speak spanish, she doesnt look halfbreed either.
Japanese love mexican stuff.
>>340599898
>Los Bomba
I don't see how that makes any grammatical sense. Explain yourself.
>>340605476
>I don't see how that makes any grammatical sense.
Funny because the same can be said about the Spanish language desu.
>>340605476
Para bailar Los Bomba. Duh.
>>340600482
just walk to a girl, ask her if she wants to have dirty and messy sex with you.you need to be handsome for this to work, otherwise you will be put on jail for rape attemp
>>340603845
>tfw 8" but a bottom
>>340579923
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THICKER
>>340578871
anyone got a pic of a IDF cosplay from cs go?
>>340603845
>tfw 8" but a girl
>>340602873
Source or gtfo.
>>340605618
Pretty much this just be yourself and it will be all smooth sailing from here on out.
>>340578915
Whys frank javec in a school shootet coat?
>>340602617
she got an horrible nose by plastic surgery just to cosplay?
wow, thats dedication.would bang, seriously, she seems to be a nice person
>>340605564
>>340605582
No, I mean, "Los" is used for multiple "male" words, and words ending in "-a" are usually female. There's also usually an "-s" if there are multiple.
So it should "La Bomba", shouldn't it?
>>340602530
haven't put my eye on her.
>>340600482
MUISTAKAA NAUHAT!!!!
>>340605959
How can you tell?
>>340605959
>that spoiler
Are you just going purely off cosplay photos? Because they have a tendency to lie and/or exaggerate the traits of a person.
>>340589348
http://danganropedup.tumblr.com/
>>340602672
>average
thats the american average?
no wonder why your women turn feminists.
>>340606045
How the heck should I know I don't speak sour cream and nacho
there is a HIGHLY concerning lack of thicc ITT
>>340606230
what's thicc
>>340606230
Haven't you heard? Thin is in.Some day both thin and thick will be accepted on /v/ without anons crying about either existing.
>>340606324
babbys new fetish
>>340606324
Nothing much, what's thicc with you?
>>340606324
Slang for fat fetish.
>>340606371
>Some day both thin and thick will be accepted on /v/ without anons crying about either existing.
Thats kinda bullshit because its already happened before just blame newfags for learning new words and abusing the hell out of them until they lose all meaning.
>>340606324
a girl that has fat in the right places.
>>340605339
Purblind is so cute!
>>340606557
Even with glasses her vision is still fucked beyond repair.
>>340597040
don't tell lies on the internet
>>340606557
stop posting this girl
>>340606812
this, if it's not thicc, it can fuck right off
>>340606557
My elders used to say that if you kept your eyes crossed for too long as part of a practical joke and the wind changes its direction they will stay like that for good. This girl is the end result to that.
>>340606812
Ok
>>340606871
Skinny >>> Thick. /fit/ has successfully memed you into thinking "Thick" is good
>>340607125
Yeah, well my grandpa used to say that if I threw up in his car again he'd beat my ass. Wise words from an aged generation.
>>340604209
No he just has taste unlike you
>>340600482
What anime is this? I've seen some gifs and it looks interesting.
>>340606557
she should wear an eyepatch while playing vidya, heard it works, even for adults, it just takes waaay longer than kids.
>>340607271
how hard did you get hit?
>>340605350
Sweet Toriningen cosplay
>>340607321
Oh come on now anon leave him alone, its probably the only thing that brings him the slightest amount of joy in his life on a friday night.
>>340607393
Cromartie High School.
>>340607247
>not liking a cute thin, slightly curvy girl with a fat ass
>>340607393
Cromartie High. There's also a live action movie. Both are hilarious.
>>340607519
>vagina zipper
>>340598383
low test beta
>>340607393
cromarty high school
>>340607565
>unzips vagina
>>340607271
Good to see that he instilled some good sense into that head of yours anon because yakking up in your granpapi's car deserves at least a good through beating or two. Teaches you some respect in regards to other peoples possessions.
>>340606201
Lo siento, pendejo.
>>340606157
It's the world average.
>>340607669
Idk why the fuck it uploaded this way but whatever I can't be assed to change it.
>>340607659
>zips roast beef
>>340599249
Where in the world is that?
>>340602180
This bitch is fucking gone in the face. My god. Kill it with whatever is nearby, just put it out of its misery before it gains awareness of its being.
>>340607668
Yeah well he's dead now so I win. I can throw up in his car whenever I want.During a random conversation, I was told out of the blue that he died five years ago and nobody bothered to tell me.
>>340607720
Oh sorry sorry me no speki Old El Paso
>>340607669
Have a jojo too
>>340607529
>implying THICC on /v/ means a cute thin, slightly curvy girl with a fat ass
Thick around here means giant fat girl.
>>340608042
Thats because anything else wouldn't be real thick anon.
>>340608125
Fat people are gross.
>>340608193
Yes
>bump limit
Well last Purblind for tonight.
>>340600623
arin hanson?
>>340608301
Goodnight my sweet cock eyed princess, may we meet again in heaven where the angels fly.
>>340608301
Thanks for posting, I think she's cute.
>>340607247
Didnt read any of the posts related to this girl or her pics. I just instantly opened it, scrolled down a bit secretly hoping there was a penis
>>340601998
I'm calling a witcher to kill that beast and that's that.
>>340579923
I.. I'm NOT a thickfag but she's.. nice... is this how it starts?
>>340608556
Yes get out now while you still can.
>>340600496
character she's cosplaying as is a giant
>>340601998
kind if looks like Cosmo
>>340609097
Cosmo wishes he had teeth as straight as hers.
>>340600970
old as fuck that one.
>>340601341
get drunk and high on cocaine helps.
