BWA-HAHAHAHAHA!
YOU ARE ALL IN FOR IT NOW!
I have obtained a previously unknown yet amazing powerful STAR POWER! Now that I have taken this power, which can only be reversed by another star power that is broken up into several pieces, I have taken the Princess hostage!
THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING THE KOOPA KING'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL PLAN!!
>>340230164
Did I mention that I surrounded myself in lots of BURNING HOT LAVA?!? How you gonna stop that shit?
YOU WON'T! BWA-HAHAHAHA!!!
>>340230164
Easy, I already dressed myself up as Peach. And I have stealthily covered your kingdom in strings I can pour hamon into, you are done Bowser. The Next thing you'll say is "Curses, Joseph Joestar
>>340230530
Huh? I don't get half of what you're saying. Not that it matters, cuz my kingdom is now in THE SKY!!!
Lots of walking bombs and huge bullets, too! Not to mention, somehow, still lots of LAVA!
Would asking nicely work? Please stop with the rehashes.
>>340230748
I kidnapped your son.
Daddy Bowser ;P
Whatever you say shellhead!
>>340230748
Tch, I knew you had stolen the princess and so I took her spot and let her get to the bottom of your castle. I was distracting you while rudolph von stroheim saved the princess, and now for my secret planRUN!
>>340230748
YOU GOING DOWN BAD MAN
>>340231097
I got plenty! They ain't so weak as to get caught by a wimp like you, anyhow!
>>340230965
Maybe if you ask nicely AND HAND OVER ALL OF YOUR COINS! BWA-HAHAHA!!
>>340231123
What're you, some blue mouse? I ain't got any cheese, so squeak on out of here!
>>340231386
You fool! You thought you took her to a safe spot, but look again! IT WAS MERELY ANOTHER TOAD! The princess is ALWAYS in another castle!
>>340231402
Are you with that blue mouse? A big brown baby? You're like a hairy Midbus, that chump!
>>340231586
Heh look again, I was at that other castle the entire time. This whole time, you've been talking with a copy of me that I created using a Double Cherry.
>>340231586
Why dont you and peach get together and form a treaty to solve all issues between our kingdoms? Why don't you take her on a date instead of kidnapping her?
>>340231793
Too bad my amazing new star power made an illusionary kingdom that you thought was real! You got 8 more to go, chump!
>>340231937
THE TIME FOR TALK HAS PAST! NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION!
>>340231586
Somebody is a grouchy gus.
hey bowser wanna play koopa kart
>>340232073
Well why dont you go in the room with peach are release all of your sexual frustration with her? I bet she'd like you then.
>>340232073
So uh...You wanna go golfing? Or maybe race go karts?
goddd i want to rub my lusty cock all over bowser's rough shell
uhgh i want him to step on me with his heavy clawed feetttt
>>340232073
Well King Koopa, I used Hermit Purple to find her. She was actually in world 1-1 the whole time, and you were hoping to buy time in a vain attempt to hold the princess hostage.
>>340232448
Jokes on you, Joseph, you senile fuck. That was a hologram
>>340232119
I'm the original MEAN MACHINE! Ain't nobody meaner than the Koopa King himself, BOWSER!
>>340232181
Gotta call Wario first; he's my go-to mechanic.
>>340232221
Sexual Frustration? Is that some kinda food? Ain't had any.
>>340232298
Lemme call Birdo, xhe is my back-up doubles partner.
>>340232387
Yeah, it's a tough and sturdy shell! A real pointy hide!!
>>340232448
Without going into each world, you get trapped in minus world. You fool! You are forever trapped in the glitched Hell! The Princess you find there is merely corrupt imagery, forever taunting you in the endless expanse of almost not-nothing!
>>340232538
here's your 「you」
I'm in the mood for turtle soup
>>340231586
Fuck you too Dad
>>340232857
I could go for some flash-fried chump, myself.
>>340232971
WATCH YOUR TONGUE, YOU LOUSY BRAT!
>>340232792
Well Bowser, I don't need to go back. All I'd have to do is call Ceaser Zeppelli over and save her. Now taste my Clacker Boomerang
>>340233114
Did you finish those adoption papers yet?
Lemme guess. The star pieces are guarded by some combination of: a large Koopa and/or Goomba, a giant Blooper, Petey Piranha, and Kamek.
>>340233114
.......
If I push this button will you die?
ALL THESE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET BY USING TRICKS! YA DON'T EVEN NEED TO PLAY THE GAME ANYMORE WITH THE DANG SUPER GUIDE! I'VE GOT BAD BACK AND KNEES AND I COULD SAVE THE PRINCESS IF I GAVE A CRAP!
>>340230164
Star Power?
No no no no no no
You get the power of magical stickers and paint Bowser
We also need you to quiet things down
Your voice and dialouge are so non threatening
>>340230164
Please stop pretending to be me. I got married and I left the evil life to live with my beautiful wife.
>>340233238
Good thing Lakitu is there to blast your little pal to smitherines!
Your boomer-toy ain't a match for my flame!
>>340233261
The Goomba down in HR said that your agency has to submit a document 444 to provide final authorization.
Who was your mom again? WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU HAVE A MOM?!?
>>340233390
DON'T YOU DARE!
>>340233432
Shopp'd
>>340233332
Shut your ugly mug, punk!
>>340233465
You're older than poop! Weren't you the one that got trapped by the red mustache way back when? BWA-HAHAHAHA!!
Wah!
>>340230164
>>340230510
>>340230748
>>340231586
>>340232073
>>340232792
>>340233114
>>340233734
King of Koopas?
More like KING OF STUPID
FINKRAT!!!!Chorltes
>>340233717
>>340233717
YOU AIN'T ME, CHUMP!
Is it Tru you fartd on mario?
>>340233734
........
>>340233857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GizzkQXlMgc
>>340233857
http://d.facdn.net/art/getskunked/1346987684/1346987684.getskunked_bowser_bomb_2.jpg
>>340232792
You're a machine? I thought you were some kind of turtle thing
>>340233819
>>340233819
OH NO! You ain't showing your ugly mug around these parts, coke-face bean-head! Take your weird talking and stupid wuss-bots and get outta here!
>>340233734
Well Lisa Lisa would be there to use the Stone of Raja on his witchy butt. Trust me, nothing you can think of hasn't already been thought by me.
this is a pretty entertaining thread
keep going
is it gay if you kiss bowser?
getting tired of this shit shellman
>>340234062
What a primitive individual you are
>>340234062
Am I detecting the false confidence only comparable to a frightened cat on prom night?
I will bring you to your knees, like a cup of gelatin in a microwave!
>>340234108
No now post more
>>340233834
"I RULE!!!!!!"
You lose Turtle
>>340234545
D'awww...
>>340234006
Not a turtle THING, turtle KING! King of the Koopas, the original bad boy!
>>340234072
Except granny Lakitu is pretty protective of her sonny boy, so her witchy butt already took out that girly girl!
BETCHA DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! BWA-HAHAHA!
>>340234195
I wished I never signed that licensing agreement...
>>340234108
I... don't get it. That'd just be weird, mostly because I breath fire.
>>340234306
I whooped your stupid, mushroom-slinging can outta my place before, and I didn't even break HALF a sweat! Your stupid plans and extra-stupid face only make you look DOUBLE stupid!
And keep outta my kitchen! You better not touch any of my gelatin, or I'll beat the sprout outta your little weird, green head!
>>340234134
BRING IT ON!!!
>>340234545
NONSENSE! My security has improved greatly!
Bowser are you hiring? I'm looking for a paid internship, but a regular part time job would also be nice
>>340234756
Explain this
>>340234756
>""""""""""""""""""""""King"""""""""""""""""""""
I'm a Chuckster!
>>340234756
Come on Bowser, your not autistic. Tell the homo to fuck off.
>>340234949
Bowser can you just annex Isle Delfino already?
>>340234756
I'm coming for you Koopa
>>340234756
Your hair is cute!
Say Bowser, can I have an autograph? You're my favorite vidya villain.
The Beanbean Kingdom shall now cancel all trade with the Koopa Troop.
No more Chuckola Cola for you
>>340234756
But Bowser, She's all yours. This was a photo one of your goomba's captured two weeks ago
>>340234756
LETS A GO!!!
>>340234756
OH NO, Granny Lakitu is gonna die from the fight with Lisa Lisa and Ceaser Zeppeli. How could you send the eldery to their death, you dirty koopa king!
Summer truly is here.
Yay
Revolution
Down with the monarchy
Proletariat of the world unite!
what a odd bowser thread
>>340235807
>newfag doesnt know about fun threads we used to have
suck it autist
>>340236125
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZA!
Someone's gotta screencap this thread
ITT: The Koopa king vs Everyone
post Bowja
>>340236383
>That ancient porn I used to fap to so many years ago
jesus what a relic
BOWSER PLEASE DONT GO
THIS THREAD WAS AMAZING
>>340234949
fucking delfino fag, just get out
>>340234492
Not this anon, but still waiting.
>>340238006Bowser was dunked in a pool of lava by Mario. RIP.
