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>Game tries to be sexy >It isn't
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>Game tries to be sexy
>It isn't
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>>340052034
>game tries to be family friendly
>r34 everywhere
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>>340052034
Name at least few games that done this.
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>>340052034
>Games is family friendly
>Implants fetishes into impressionable children
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>>340053080
70% of this.
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>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it is
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>>340053289
Sonic?
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>>340053292

Sorry to break this to you but son you're gay.
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>>340052034
>game tries too hard to be sexy
>people fall for shit tier waifubait anyway because they have no taste
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>your favourite series has next to no good drawn porn
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>>340056264
>3d rendered moeblob
Disgusting.
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>>340056152
>game has anything remotely sexual
>faggots like this get triggered and whine about it on neo-/v/ when they hail from reddit
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Bioware games
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>>340056324
>board has open discussion
>muh sekrit klub virgins complain about people who use two different sites at once
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>>340053080
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>Character from the game tries to be funny
>It isn't.
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>>340056152
Let's see if /v/ can pick up on this.
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>>340055987
>thin anime girls with no hips, thighs or ass
>sexy

Nah, fuck you.
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>>340056385
reminder that getting rid of the sekrit club mentality literally ruined 4chan.
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>>340056558
>muh booty booty booty muhfuggin bix nood

>>>/worldstar/
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>>340056152
Fire Emblem: Fates___
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>>340056264
It's a sign that your favorite series might be shit anon.
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>>340056485
>Character is unintentionally funny because the voice acting is so bad
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>>340056393
What kind of warped psyche does one need to have to think that this looks even remotely appealing.
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>>340052034
Bayonetta the post
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>>340056393
>The adventures of Scrotum Hair and the Donut Steels
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>>340052034
>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it is
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>>340053080
Anything Bioware. Have you seen the fucking sex scenes?
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>>340052034
>Sakura Dungeon
Copy pasted same bodies not even animated. How can be people attracted to this shit.
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>>340056152
>>340056502
what is mass effect
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>>340056690
The warped mind of crazy tranny black hole Brianna Wu
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>>340053080
Huniecam studio
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>>340052034

What is Bayonetta?
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>>340056264
In regards to Xenoblade, I don't get it either. Isn't Xenoblade Chronicles a cult classic with die-hard fans? With a titty monster like Sharla and a 10/10 like Melia, where the absolute fuck is the porn? It's just not fair.

Xenoblade Chronicles X is more understandable to be lacking in that department, though it does also make me sad.
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>>340053080
anything from lab zero
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>>340056637
>She cant have women qualities otherwise she's a nigger attracting niggers.

Numales everyone.
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>>340056934
FUCK YOU
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>>340052034
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>>340056920
mostly because people who actually played it are really dedicated gamers but even that number range is niched at best. Very few artists actually play the series and therefore the lack of art.

You'll honestly get nothing but Kos-mos porn in the xeno series
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>>340052034

>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it is
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>game story tries to be deep and cool
>it's shallow and retarded
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>>340056637
t. Seamus
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>>340052034
"fanservice" in WRPGs
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>>340056806
>Bioware actually thought these characters were sexy
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>>340057302
I can't believe people got off on this. It's terrible.
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>>340057302
Put a bag over their heads and they're pretty sexy.
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>>340057302
They are probably the best looking characters in video game history
the SFM is fucking insane, I probably looked at normal porn like 4 years ago last time
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>>340057229
The setting and story probably would have been so poorly received had it not read like it was ripped straight from a middle school textbook.
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>>340057302
>legit hot actress
>snaggle-toothed fatass with a big head

How did they fuck up so bad?
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>>340057302

>mfw the best part of the Tali sex-line was Mordrin giving you advice and viewing materials on the proper way to mate with a Quarian
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>>340056934
Kill yourself.
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>>340056934
>skullgirls
>not sexy

u wot
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>>340057284

More like "fanservice" period. It's always awkward, out of place, and annoying. Yes, women have asses. I don't need a camera closeup on some cleaveage or ass crack during story exposition. I'm not 13 anymore, I can look at porn, focus on the fucking story.
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>>340056823
More like Sakura anything. The only people who like it are the same kind of wannabe-weebs that play Neptunia.
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>>340052034
Sex scenes in videogames are so fucking cringeworthy, Bioware is the worst offender.
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>>340052034
I really don't know what the overwatch people were thinking. Tracer isn't fucking sexy her voice is annoying. Worse she looks like the sort of shithead leftist you see on any college campus, who says she has preffered pronouns and is "feeling the bern". She is literally a fucking glorified SJW.
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>Sex in video games

Why?
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>>340057302
Miranda's alt costume makes me diamonds. I'm not even that big on latex.
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>>340056934

This
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>>340057634
Jesus, anon, take a breath. Not everyone is an SJW.
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>>340052034
Panda link please.
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>>340057302
why do people find that side cut shit appealing

20 years ago people would think you got a bad haircut
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>>340057653
Why not? Sex is and has always been one of the main acts in human life since ever. Why shouldn't it be portrayed in games?
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>>340057823
>why do people find that side cut shit appealing

I've personally never met anyone who said it was appealing.
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>>340057820
>not recognizing the biggest fucking cropped porn meme artist
Just cut off your dick, you don't deserve it.
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>>340057875
Fuck off normie.
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>>340057751
>looks 20-30
>tits sagging so bad that they're probably an inch above her belly button, but still have enough coherency for the ski slope
>what is anatomy
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>>340057823
If done correctly it can look good. It doesn't look good in videogames because they're fucking awful at it.

Even then, by 'good' I just mean 'Not bad', not actually better than a regular haircut. In reality most girls that do that sidecut thing are just not interested in men.
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>fan content is better than the official content
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>>340057949
Panda link please.
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>>340056779
>atelier
>not pedo fap bait
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>>340058034
Every elder scrolls and fallout.
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>>340057823

Yeah which is why people who were at the height of their popularity 20 years ago wore fades, right? Will Smith, Vanilla Ice, etc?
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>>340058109
>Totori is 14
>pedo
When will this meme end?
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>game is family friendly rated E
>has surprises for people who know where to look
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>>340056920

most nips didn't actually like XC or XCX
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>>340056779

Doesn't look sexy. Looks like sick skeletons trying way too hard to be cute and melt the hearts of desperate pedophiles.

Forced cuteness isn't cute.
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>>340058264
>Doesn't look sexy
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>>340057634
Tracer is meant to be sexy?
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>>340058264
You're absolutely right, anon. All these girls are not sexy at all, they're all just pedobait.
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>>340057634
Imagine having this train of thought, fucking terrible
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>>340058363

Yeah sorry not into starving skeletons and flatchested boys, faggot. I'm also not into retards, and moe girls are always retarded children.
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>>340053080

Heavy Rain
Indigo Prophecy
Beyond Two Souls
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>>340058602
ayy lmao that sameface
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>>340052034

>Very lewd characters in a game
>No R34 of them

REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>340053080
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>>340058109
>>340058363
I want to defile her innocence
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>>340058768
(you)
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>>340058602
They look good, except the far left one
>thanks ms skeletal
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>>340058485
>>340058681
Yes, I am assuming they made it for college guys who maybe liked one of the qt SJW girls only she hates white men therefore gaming companies can capitalise upon it
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/182147007744?lpid=122&chn=ps&googleloc=9045163&poi=&campaignid=207297426&device=c&adgroupid=13585920426&rlsatarget=pla-142405568706&adtype=pla&crdt=0
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>>340058239
famitsu had japan rate xenoblade chronicles as their #1 for the wii in a recent "top 10 for each console" poll
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>>340053080
catwoman
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>>340058749
maybe the game is just shit and you have shit taste
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>>340058602

Sickly wilting skeletons, yep. They all have thin ribbon hair like a fucking decayed corpse and sickly looking frail bodies. How the fuck do you even get a boner over this garbage? Is it because they're retards and their retarded nature makes them feel approachable and cute to you?
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>>340058696
I'm sorry, Anon, but you might be legitimately gay. And for fat dudes only, no less.
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>>340052034
What is Senran Kagura

A bunch of same-face moeblobs all with the exact same body type, except for the token loli
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>>340058890

Go home amerifat you're going to have a heart attack if you get any more stressed.
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>>340058890
spotted the overweight insecure land whale
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>>340058617
>Manyakis does the animated shorts for Katawa Shoujo
>Goes on to make Gumball porn videos

Okay.jpg
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>>340058890
>amerifats in charge of sexual taste
>UGH SHE'S UNDER 300 POUNDS? HOW PROBLEMATIC
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>>340056502
obervatch
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>>340059004
>>340059004

Not stressed, just not into thin retarded sickly children like the desperate fat pedophile faggots on this board.

I'm a guy, I just prefer women. Not boys and half dead retarded children. Not my fault you guys have terrible taste and jerk off to literal corpses.
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>>340058890
You might like this more senpai
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>>340056152

I do not understand Tracer's appeal
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>>340059004
>>340059005
>>340059092
Stop replying to him. He's just shit posting this thread for attention.
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>>340058860
>>>/pol/
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>>340053289
I know totally spies is a fetish fuel cartoon, can't think of a game thqb
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>>340057823
>things were different 20 years ago
woah WOAH stop the presses
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>>340059092
>that webm
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>>340056393
They dont even try to hide it
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>>340056324
>Someone on /v/ criticizes shallow waifu-bait
>MUH REDDIT
>MUH NEO-/v/
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>>340059163

No, I prefer women that have actual breasts and hips. Not flat chested boys and ditzy clumsy retarded children like you faggots do.

>>340059223

I'm not shitposting any more than dumb faggots that insist that skeletons are sexy. I just think you guys have awful taste. What kind of faggot likes moe? It's literally just girls acting like dumb children. You'd be annoyed at someone acting that retarded in person, so why does it turn you on when it's in softcore porn? Makes no sense.

The fact that you guys have such a fetish for undeveloped flat girls just makes me think you have latent homosexual urges.
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>>340059564

>/v/
>latent homosexual urges
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>>340058874

That was rude, why did you say that to me?
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>>340059564
>flat chested
As a flatfag I'm offended. Those girls have fucking B or C cups.
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>>340059564
>fat acceptance got out of hand
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>>340058696
Yeah!
cowtits boys are way better
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>>340059564
I'd fuck a guy that was as cute as Totori desu, but even then I much prefer women.

Not all women require a stupid meme hourglass figure to be sexy, retard. I bet you're legitimately autistic.
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>>340059564

You sound like a tryhard 16 year old.

Also;
>/v/ homosexual urges
>latent
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>>340057229
This game is great if you've never read a book or watched a movie with big plot twists before.
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>>340053080
Like 90% of games that try to be sexy.

Mass Effect immediately comes to mind.
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>>340058232
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>>340056485
>tfw you're that character IRL
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>>340053564
Haha

I wonder how the eggs smell.
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>>340060118
>"you're not funny"
>"stop trying so hard"
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>>340060024
How is it not sexy? It started sfm era.
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>>340059564
I work at in retail and the hottest girls who come in are 13-14 year olds desu.
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>>340053289
Yoshi.
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>>340059975
I disagree.

The combat was a fucking chore each and every time and the music accompanying it is etched in to my mind as one of the most irritating sounds I've had to deal with.

The story is passable, although Elizabeth becomes an unlikeable cunt and yet is treated like a saint (marketing/fandom's fault , not the devs I realize), but the gameplay is the absolute worst part.
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>>340060220
>It started sfm era.
Devil May Cry introduced multidirectional shooting to the series, that doesn't make it suddenly a good game
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>>340057302
Best not be talking shit about my perfect waifu anon.
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>>340058709
>Heavy Rain tries to be sexy
I can only think of that scene where Madison does the pole dancing.
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>>340060220
I don't care. It's corny Barbie doll softcore. Poorly animated too. Maybe sexy to 13-year-olds, but an atual Barbie without clothes on is sexy to those fellas.
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>>340058953
And a smattering of generic moe attributes like heterochromia or eye patches or snaggle tooths.
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>>340060235
haha
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>>340056264
>tfw no Eaggra porn
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>>340056264
I prefer it that way.
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He's right you know
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>>340053080
Bioware games,Indigo,Heavy Rain and Beyond Two Souls.
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>no games made by Trinity Fate
>no games made by pixiv artists Miton or Vic Thick
>no games made by Mejiro
>only two games by SquareWave

Fucking why. These would be the best lewd games.
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>>340060243
>not the devs I realize
nigga she's the author's pet
Ken literally admit she's like his daughter
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>>340053080

Skullgirls.
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>>340056823
guess what, every single fucking game from that 'studio' has the same thing.
every single one.
then you tack on fucking garbage writing and a sub-par general style and you get the sakura 'games'.
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>the only character that interests you blueballs you

Fuck you BioWare
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>>340060398
Post your ideal girl, well, whale in your case.

This is mine.
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>>340061383
she actually kill you...
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>>340052034

Overwatch.

Tracer is fucking disgusting. Widowmaker's ass is too fucking uncanny round. D.Va is cute at best. Symmetra is disgusting. Only Pharah is attractive.
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>>340057302
I see so many characters like Left girl in video games. They're just ugly, who gets off to this?

Just look at Fetch from Infamous SS, not even tumblr dresses like that.
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>>340061548
What do you think about Mercy?
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>>340053080
BMX XXX
Seven Sins
Playboy: The Mansion
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude

All for PS2
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Post cute skellies.
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>>340060538
>heterochromia

I want this meme to end

Has there ever been any good character design utilizing it?
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>>340062009
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>>340058602
I really like these games but this is actually my least favourite thing about the games
i like cute anime shit but i dont need to see pictures of 14 year olds in swim suits
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>>340062009
My dog had it and she had some really good character design.

Now I'm sad.
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>>340057634
>that horrifying obsession
Does /pol/ literally only think of the either side of their coin? It's honestly unnerving at this point.
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>>340062009
Yes.
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>>340062084
Over half of those characters are in their 20's.
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>>340062125
/pol/ is tumblr for boys, tumblr is /pol/ for girls.

It's the exact same shit through and through. The identity politics shit is never good no matter how you look at it and which side you agree with.
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>>340059403
Well Miranda is the poster child for trannies everywhere.
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>>340058123
>Will Smith and Vanilla Ice were 20 years ago
Thanks for making me feel old, asshole.
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>>340058890

Sounds more like you have a necrophilia fetish, anon.
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>>340062076
This is good because... well spoilers.
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>>340052034
Bayonetta in a nutshell. Who the fuck thinks cinematic close ups of her nasty old woman cunt could be considered even remotely sexy is out of his mind.
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>>340062009
I want to do a character with heterochromia that lost an eye and is super fucking pissed they can't be a special snowflake anymore.
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>>340058602
>calling them "girls"
>not "characters"

You're done. Your life is destined for shit.
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>>340063404
>>340058890
I have an anorexia fetish and that description gave me a boner.
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The story of Street Fighter V
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>game tries to be sexy
>the whole thing is just a big cringey weeb cliche
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>>340063919
Go f*ck yourself, normie!
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>>340063816
Japan go home
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>>340064391
>not being a weeb
>posting on 4chan

time for you to go, friend
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>>340057302
i´ve seen worse, but your point is extremly valid considering its tripple A

>AAA companys make potato waifus
>tfw hobby modders make God tier waifus
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>>340065217
Hope you weren't trying to use that picture as example buddy, because that looks awful.
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>>340065217
>pic unrelated
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>>340065217
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>>340065535
>>340065543
>>340065653
Stay fucking jelly.
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>>340061430
Looks like a less cute Lain to me desu
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>>340065907
No girl is cuter than Lain tbqh.
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>>340066201
>>340065907
Lain is pretty ugly desu
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>>340059869
Because the only body types that exist are anorexic and kim kardashian.
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>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it actually is
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>>340056393
What is this? It looks like a 3D rendered porno.
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>>340065535
>>340065543
>>340065653
cant lewd, so you get what you get
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>>340067198
This is an improvement
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>>340067198
Little better, though those hands are still creeping me the fuck out. Looks like her wrists have no bones in them.
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>>340053292
>im-fucking-plying
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>tries to be sexy
>has weeb art style
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>>340068164
>weeb art style isn't sexy
come on now
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Every Bioware game
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>>340068465
Weeb art style can be sexy, but that sure as fuck isn't.
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>>340068612
No need to lie, anon.
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>>340066637
this desu
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>new IP has a uniquely hot girl that gets lots of fanart
>series is still ongoing, but said character doesn't get fanart anymore because of (both dev and fan) preference for female characters that have been introduced since the first game
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>>340069110
Sorry, not a pedo. Also animu faces on realistic bodies are retarded.
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>>340068465
not weeb or sexy
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>>340068073
>not imp-fucking-lying
You had ONE fucking job
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>>340069580
>not a pedo
obviously this is a full grown woman anon, stop shitposting already
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>game with character creation has literal "sex appeal" slider
>it only changes breast size and does nothing for ass/hips/thighs

Why are 14 year olds allowed to design these games?
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>>340069781
>obviously this is a full grown woman
that's exactly what a pedo would say
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>>340058109
>>340058363
>>340058602
>>340056779
>>340058894
>>340059869
STOP

Don't stop.
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>>340052034
>game doesn't try to be sexy
>it is
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>>340057302
I would pump miranda full of my big boi juice DESU
I also fap to D.Va
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>>340057302
>>340056806

>For some fucking reason SFM animators flock to Mass Effect shit like crazy

For what fucking purpose. None of the characters are attractive. NONE of them.
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>>340071203
You gay son
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>>340070491
>Game doesn't try to be sexy
>It isn't sexy
>But it's a great mod vessel
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>>340071248

It's not my fault that a game from fucking 2005 had more attractive female characters than the ones in Bioshock
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>>340058894
>B-but I'm not a pedophile I just want to defile the innocence of something that resembles a 14 year old
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>>340071516

>Bioshock

I meant Mass Effect

Fuck me
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>>340071516
You gay son.
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>>340053289
Nintendo knew what they were doing.
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>le thikk

good thing you guys will die of diabetes in your 30s so people around you wont have to suffer your shit taste for very long
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>>340064009
I mean I've seen some fucked stuff but sick, wilting skeletons. Really?
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>>340071838
Skinny > Chubby
Fit > Thick
Wii-Fit Trainer is a goddess.
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>>340069580
>ass like that on a <16 your old girl
I wish
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>>340072187
true
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>>340053080
Ride to Hell
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>Game tries to be sexy
>It is at first, but you end up paying more attention to the story and characters
Name a game like this
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>>340072187
Pale skin superior.
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>>340061430
Dick status: muh
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>>340072776
MGQ XDD
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>>340072187
> as if fit chicks have boobies that big
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>>340057751
I was going to comment on the shoulder padding, but then I saw the neck and collar. The fuck is going on with this torso
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>>340073175
I said game, you faggot
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>>340072776
Most good Eroge. Sometimes the sex almost feels like it's obligatory.
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>>340073007
That's another big bonus. Who wouldn't want a flexible, healthy, pale hot babe of a woman?
>>340073193
Just depends on the level of fit. WFT is more of a yoga girl, so she's very flexible and lithe, but I could see her working up some muscles for when she needs to settle it in Smash.
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>>340057634
>Tracer's voice is annoying -> Tracer looks like a leftist -> Tracer cares about pronouns -> Tracer supports Bernie Sanders -> Tracer is an SJW
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>>340072776
Bunny Black
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>>340073271
itai!
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>game allows homosexuality
>faggots start to think its okay to be gay
I blame the media for letting you faggots think its okay to be so fucking gay. You should be ashamed. Ashamed.
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>>340073948
Stop talking about faggots you queer, this isn't your blog
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>>340059403
That yellow thing she's wearing on her head looks like a reaper.
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>>340074116
Use your fucking skull, you fucking faggot.
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>>340073948
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>340073948
It'll be easier on you if you just came out.
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OMG IF YOU HATE GAYS THEN THAT MEANS YOU ARE GAY OKAY I'M SO GAAAAYYYY EVERYONE HAS TO ACCEPT ME OR ELSE THEY ARE ALSO GAAAAAAYYYYYYY
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>>340071834
Or your mother drank when you were in the womb
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>>340057751
I agree, but only about that exact example. She don't do shit for my teacher/ office lady fetish.
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>>340057302
Miranda's OK, but Bioware knew this so they had to make her the most unappealing bitch possible. Maybe focus groups thought the decision between her fine ass and that trash goblin next to her was just too obvious.
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>>340061164
Holy shit this. Those designs are horrendous
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>>340059564
Say all that to my face and not online you fucking bitch. I'll fuck you up then fuck your mum's fucking nasty twat. Ready to be a stepbrother bitch?
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>>340062009
When one eye is a lighter shade of the other eye.
Its kinda appealing to look at without going full on retarded red and green, or something like that
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>>340052034
>OP tries to make bayonetta thread
>people post irrelevant shit
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>>340053080
Most of them, it's just that most are Japanese games I don't care about with long ass titles, so I can't remember them. I find Oneechanbara incredibly unsexy.
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>>340056623
It really didnt. 4chan was never good.
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>>340059564
Gotta love the children who think anything less than DD tits = flat
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>>340076806
>Oneechanbara
I agree with this one.
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>>340077012
Especially when D is pretty big when you're actually interacting with them IRL
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>>340053080
Ride to Hell.
>Clothed "sex"
Why.
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>>340052034
Bayonetta
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>>340068073
Way better than dyke snake bitch lilim
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>>340068465
I'd let that cat use rough tongue on me.
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>>340053080
bayonetta
her face is fine, the rest of her freakish proportions put me off
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>>340072187
But that's wrong.
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