Shall we play some Gwent /v/?You go first

NO MORE NEW FACTIONS

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Let me just get some extra cards first

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>>339808543
>the only reason why Scoia'tael and Monster decks are not viable is because they have no spies
Man gwent would be even better if not for this broken piece of shit spy mechanic

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>>339808543
Yoink

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>>339808672
Sucker, thats not even my lowest spy card

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>>339808745
Yoink

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>>339808883
S-stop it

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>>339808883
go fuck yourself

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Gaunter, I choose you!

Dice poker > gwent

>>339809338
This.
Asymetrical card games invented by jews are cancer.
>buy those powerful crads so you have the slightest chance to win my dear goy

>>339809338
>>339809415
pretty pathetic bait

>>339808497
>finish game
>quest log only filled with shitty gwent quests and broken horse races

Fuck card games, I want dice poker and proper fight clubs back.
I loved gambling like a mad man.

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>>339809212
Boom

>>339809508
Its not bait. Go play hearthstone you drone

>Skellige deck
>play Cerys
>instant 48 points
>opponent passes
>next round
>play ranged berserkers
>lay down mushroom or Ermion
>opponent desperately tries to overtake my score
Even with the gwent difficulty slider to hard, no one can beat this except for spamming the shit out of smite cards which means fuck all when I can just play more zerg rush cards

>>339808672
>>339808883
>implying I don't have counter decoys and a hero spy

>>339809005
this is the best card in game
Followed by the 10-power Nilfgaardian hero medic

>>339809802
>Implying i dont have my own faction spies and ressurection cards ready

>Spy
>Decoy
>Res
>Spy
>Decoy
>Res

I dont think I ever lost a game of Gwent, once I got enough spie cards.

>>339809910
Cerys has the best card in the game
>10 power hero card with Horde
>summons 3 Tight Bond 4 power cards
In one move you get 46 power.

>>339810080
Yeah, I was talking about the main game, haven't played through any DLC yet

>>339810000
North is just too fun.

>Spies
>Tight Bond
>Foltest aka "Fuck your weather cards"

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>>339808497
>it's a you're forced to use the shitty new faction deck in a quest episode

>>339808647
They are not viable because their gimmicks are terrible.

>>339808497
Is it ever revealed who makes Gwent cards?

Uhh, guys, I'm about to get really deep here, but stick with me

>Gaunter O'Dimm
>Gaunter
>O'
>Dimm
>G.O.D.

It all makes sense, truly my mind is blown. What a masterpiece. Bravo CDPR

>>339812091
But that makes no sense. Gods are good, Gaunter is evil.

>>339812208
>Gods are good
Kek

>>339812272
Commonly, yes.