Let's design an adventure videogame party, /v/
We'll start with the protagonist
they wear their dad's belt around their forehead
>>339678639
their entire outfit is made out of their dad's prized belt collection
He a Succubus (male) who wears lederhosen
>>339678717
They use a belt as a weapon
A sidekick catgirl with headbands all over her
over the summer they developed massive gains
He's an Indian Canadian mix.
>>339678717
But is it a boi or a gal
a squidward nose
>>339678838
It's a belt
>>339678838
tanned gal
>>339678760
Their weapon of choice is a belt buckle made into brass knuckles
>>339678838
It's genderfluid
>>339678838
Make it a gal, with a belt conveniently covering the tits
the gender is gains
>>339678838
Give them a mask with only one eyehole because that's cool.
>>339678838
Its a xir demi other kin phoenix
>>339678838
It's a trans gender Donald trump
>>339678838
They sexually identify as a belt buckle.
>>339678838
Hermaphrodite.
>>339678876
>>339678876
It's a belt.
What kind of hairstyle?
>>339679174
Yugi hair
>>339679174
Shaven. Not bald, shaven.
>>339679174
Shonen spiky hair
>>339679174
Belts.
>>339679239
What's belt's weapon?
>>339679174
Add the belt cladden catgirl sidekick you fuck
I want him/her to have fox ears.
>>339679402
A BELT
>>339679174
Dark brown Mullet
>>339679402
A ladder, like Jackie Chan.
>>339679402
Belts yo
>>339679402
a belt gunblade covered in more belts
>>339679402
Belt whip
>>339679402
A belt feed gun that shoots dildos
>>339679430
>>339679512
A belt covered in more belts.
And last, what's belt's name?
Add a fat guy in a wheelchair.
>>339679627
pornboy peter
all lowercase
>>339679627
Lt. Ben
>>339679627
Beltaria
>>339679627
Belt
>>339679406
Belte/Beltim/Beltself
>>339679627
Simon Beltmont
>>339679627
Beltmont
>>339679627
Oh jeebus, fox ears do not work with YuGiOh hair. I've fucking ruined him. I'm sorry, everyone.
Give him a sash. Make his appearance scream that of "nigga, I am the hall monitor. I will report you to the principle's office".
I'm still waiting for the catbelt girl, OP. There's lots of room on that template of yours
>>339679627
「WHIP IT」
>>339679659
Here we go. Going with biggest number in within first 10 replies or first 9 from now on.
Now to design the second party member.
>>339679873
Shoe for a head
>>339679873
It's a princess dressed as a black knight
>>339679873
a picture of a dog
>>339679873
Underwear
>>339679873
Can we still have a hall-monitor sash?
>>339679873
A cleric with down syndrome
>>339679873
It's Motherfucker Mike
A rich bitch with drill hair.
Everyone loves rich bitches with drill hair.
>>339679989
What is his name?
>>339680163
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>339680163
dog
>>339680163
Good boy
>>339680163
Give him a horn.
>>339680163
Correa
>>339680163
Jasper the degenerative NEETective.
>>339680239
Well done, boy.
Time for the third party member.
>>339680338
Favorite food is pie
>>339680338
double helix
>>339680163
AEIOU AEIOU
>>339680338
a retarded loli with clothes too big for her
>>339680338
It's the black best friend
>>339680338
Jay Leno Chinned teenage psychic
>>339680338
An edgy rival. A girdle.
>>339680338
Petite cat girl in paladin armor
>>339680338
>>339680338
Underpants
>>339680338
A talking F-16 whose hobby is magic tricks
>>339680338
Dicksuckula the almost cleric
>>339680338
A black Tornado with a storm of everyone's stolen TVs swirling within it.
>>339680485
With downs
>>339678553
fuck off back to >>>/qst/
>>339680359
Its body is a Double Helix, but what is it?
>>339680563
Not a quest thread 'tard
>>>/out/
>>339680624
A ghost
>>339680624
Two cocks
>>339680624
an anime double helix that forgets to brush his teeth
>>339680624
Robot Samurai with a giant Dildo Katana
>>339680624
a cute loli butt
>>339680624
One giant eye on each head, the left one has a cute hat and the right one has an eyepatch
>>339680624
demiplatonic
>>339680709
Its head is an ass, but what about its body?
>>339680709
Assy mcgee's daughter
>>339680873
shirt that says "its in my genes" and then the realplayer gui that has a frame of the big bang theory
>>339680873
Soggy fruitloops
>>339680873
gnarled roots
>>339680873
It's a cat
>>339680873
booby
>>339680873
Leave it just like that
>>339680939
God has come to purge the sinners.
And what's its name?
>>339681231
dog
>>339681231
meme
>>339681231
Kitty McButtFace
>>339681231
OMG WTF
>>339681231
hey what are the controls to this ga
all lowercae
>>339681231
Tushy Mcgee
>>339681231
Pussy
>>339681269
Welp
>>339681231
Q.T. Imeowto
>>339681269
What a pussy name.
Now everybody knows Parties have 4 members, so its time for the last member.
>>339681415
He wears sunglasses at night
>>339681415
Jew
>>339681415
Seymour Asses
>>339681415
Big Daddy Sexy
>>339681415
Am umbrella.
>>339681415
A rainbow colored t-rex
>>339681415
It's the father of the main character
>>339681415
m1911 gun
but not loaded
>>339681415
Succubus (male)
>>339681415
My own oc, Edery slice with his two katanas and trenchcoat
>>339681415
a fish in a suit
>>339681569
Fuck
>>339681589
>>339681569
Damn these are out the 10 reply limit but we have a tie here: >>339681538
>>339681528
First reply chooses.
>>339681415
He wears one of those little jewish hats
>>339681681
m1911
>>339681415
a wiener dog.
>>339681681
Trex
>>339681681
>>339681735
This but he hates the 2nd amendment
>>339681735
>>339681772
>>339681818
He's a T-rex m1911 that hates the second amendment.
What's his name?
>>339682094
xXxMetallicaFan98xXx
Yoko Romeo
>>339682094
carry on my wayward son
>>339682094
「Killing machine」
>>339682094
Guns n Rexes
>>339682094
Jesus
>>339682094
Dinomyte
>>339682094
dun stp un mi xD
>>339682094
pornboy pietro
>>339682094
thelonegunboy
>>339682094
G-Rex
>>339682094
Gunmon
>>339682094
carl
>>339682187
He will never forgive his parents for giving him such a conflicting name.
Now before they set onward to adventure, what's the group's name?
>>339682476
Killer Instincts
>>339682476
Bernie Bros
>>339682476
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police
>>339682476
Special ops
>>339682476
HomoSquad4000
>>339682476
Peter and the pornboys
>>339682476
trash
>>339682476
Sex Team 4-2-0-6-9
>>339682476
FuckCluck
>>339682476
Flim flam the Zimmerman Senpai
>>339682476
Straight outta the trash
>>339682476
Cockmongling Assfaggots
>>339682476
Powerful Ultimate Monster Party
>>339682587
>>339682537
Tie breaker. First reply decides.
>>339682476
Black Steve and the Black Attack Squadron with Special Guest Star: Blackie Blackerson
>>339682689
Pornboys
>>339682689
Pornboys
>>339682689
>not choosing the first 7
Woooow scripted
>>339682725
>>339682740
Now we'll design 3 dungeons, each with a particular boss.
First off, what is the locale of Dungeon 1?
>>339682849
>not settling tie by using highest number in 2nd digit
>>339682912
underwater level
>>339682912
A Dive Bar just outside of Las Vegas
>>339682912
sewer level
>>339682912
Forest of Piss Trees
>>339682912
In a cardboard box
>>339682912
The Moon
>>339682912
the belt shop, obviously.
>>339682912
Frozen Volcano with blood rain
>>339682912
Auschwitz themed theme park
>>339682912
meme themed
>>339682912
An iron castle nestled in a volcano floating atop a windmill
>>339682912
a sexual playground
>>339682912
Magic nuclear wasteland
>>339682912
OoT water temple
>>339682912
Good old GRASS dungeon taking place in a FOREST
>>339683028
Spooky.
What's the boss of AuschwitzLand?
>>339683369
a crazy buff jew
BIG DADDY SEXY is the first boss.
>>339683369
My fathers neverending disapproval
>>339683369
FDR
>>339683369
Anne Frankenstein
>>339683369
Stalin
>>339683369
Adolf ELIZABETH Hitler
>>339683369
Goebbels the turkey
>>339683369
The janitor
>>339683369
Mecha Angel Hitler
>>339683369
The Allied Powers
>>339683369
ovenman
>>339683369
/pol/
>>339683448
>>339683468
TIE BREAKER
>>339683369
A hydra/nazi bizzaro world of peter
>>339683519
Mecha angel hitler
>>339683519
Mecha angel Hitler/Stalin
>>339683369
this 3
>>339683519
Mecha Angel Hitler
>>339683369
BIG DADDY SEXY FOR BOSS.
MMMMMMMMMAMAMAMAMMAMECHA ANGEL HITLERRRRR
>>339683598
>originally wrote 8
>changed to 3 because THE PLANETS WOULD ALIGN
UNIVERSE COME ON, YOU ALIGNED THE WRONG WAY
>>339683683
You need to hone your meme magic anon, GETs don't just happen.
>>339683369
Anne Frank
>>339683769
Completely true, It'd be like If I predicted a 6 right now. The meme magic has to choose me, I can't force it
>>339683570
>>339683581
>>339683617
Beep.
Now moving on to the second dungeon.
>>339683929
titty club
>>339683929
A field of flowers
>>339683929
sjw themed
>>339683929
captchaland
>>339683929
An underwater dolphin rape cave
>>339683929
"9/11 in the background"
>>339683929
/co/
>>339683929
Obama Island
>>339683929
Detroit
>>339683929
Frozen Technology Volcano with blood rain surrounding it
>>339683929
Not a lot of cheese
>>339683929
A museum.
>>339683929
The center of the planet
>>339683929
An abstract concept representing the emotion of despair
>>339678553
Shouldn't you be starting with the GAMEPLAY?
>>339683929
Belt's Grandmother's basement.
>>339683929
Happy world/candyworld
>>339684028
What did he mean by this?
>>339683929
gay cowboy bar
>>339683929
Bizzaroworld/mirror world
>>339683929
Kitty McButtface's Dreamworld.
>>339683929
A world made of sapient diamond
>>339684028
I suppose.
What could be the boss of such barren place?
>>339684338
El Rato
>>339684338
A wheel of cheese
>>339684338
black woman in the default T pose
>>339684338
a cow
>>339684338
A slightly bigger cheese
>>339684338
Eldritch cow
>>339684338
a guy named "slick"
>>339684338
A gigantic winged mouse made of various crystals, alloys, and metals.
It also shoots multicolored rainbows.
>>339684338
Hope
>>339684338
Cheetus.
>>339684338
Angel MechaHitler 2, Electric Boogaloo
>>339684338
BIG DADDY SEXY
>>339683769
But I almost had it
Maybe if I become a Wizard, but that's a few years from now.
>>339684409
A regular old cow?
>>339684338
moon man with a keytar
>>339684438
* i meant multicolored rainbow lasers
>>339684491
a cow really good a guitar hero
>>339684491
a regular old cow
>>339684491
a tiny cow
>>339684491
A big fat cow with 3 udders
>>339684491
cow with dog face
>>339684491
Eldritch cow of 1 quintillion souls, it shapeshifts
>>339684491
Nah, OP's mum
>>339684491
A cow that has a pretty rad skateboard.
>>339684491
Mutated eldritch Ghost cow
>>339684491
A man dressed as a cow
Metacowknight
>>339684539
Moosic.
Now time for the last dungeon.
>>339684881
A planet made of sentient diamond
>>339684881
a perfumery with very annoying CLERKS
>>339684881
/v/ mansion
>>339684881
discount furniture store
>>339684881
4chan itself
>>339684881
underwater timed escort level
>>339684881
Santa's Workshop
>>339684881
A library of magic books owned by CIA
>>339684881
Putin's Crimean Resort
>>339684928
This
>>339684881
a bathroom in a greasy wendys restaurant
>>339684881
A one-room apartment
>>339684881
Your own mind
>>339684963
Holy shit this
>>339684881
Microworld
>>339684881
cuckworld
>>339684881
The world's end
>>339678553
Isn't there a board for this called >>>/quest/?
>>339684949
What a shitty last dungeon.
And who's the boss?
NOTE this is not the game's last boss
>>339685136
the reddit mascot
>>339685136
Dark Gud boi
>>339685136
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>339685136
Gook Moot
>>339685136
m00t
>>339685136
The cast of Cheaper by the dozen 2
>>339685136
Moot as an owl named Hoot
>>339685136
Gook moot
>>339685136
philosopher moot and his lackey hiroyuki
>>339685136
Belt's father
>>339685136
9gag
>>339685136
Pepe
>>339685136
a stern looking man with thinning hair a clipboard of tasks you were supposed to finish days earlier
>>339685136
Mr fug XDDD
>>339685136
The summation of 4chanculture/all memes
>>339685189
Actually saw this in theaters. Fucking shitty
>>339685136
4chan itself
>>339685136
A fat black man dressed up as knuckles the echidna on the brink of an orgasm
>>339685136
Frankenstein monster of memes
>>339685136
HYPER MECHA ELDRITCH ANGEL HITLER 2.7: DEMONIC BOOGALOO
>>339685189
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Now time for the Final boss!
Every final boss has a lair. What's his/her/it?
>>339685427
at 9gag
You guys are making some PRIME shit here, boys.
I'm fairly certain that if you follow a certain route you can make a game more autistic than Undertale, at best forming its own cancerous fanbase
>>339685427
the fucking moon
>>339685427
A flea market
>>339685427
on the cheese level.
make the cheese smaller, that looks like a lot of cheese.
>>339685427
wearing ties
>>339685427
this thread
>>339685427
Your psyche
>>339685345
doesn't the dog sexually assault Carmen Elektra?
>>339685427
MC's shadow
>>339685427
Gud boi turns on the party
>>339685427
reddit.com/r/funny
>>339685427
Constantinople
>>339685427
Kim Jong Un's Pantsuit Pocket
>>339685427
Cum filled bathtub
>>339685427
my house
>>339685489
I hate you people. What the hell did he even mean by this?
>>339685427
A sex dungeon
>>339685427
All of the previous levels over, but they're more XTREME, complete with the bosses in the previous levels as minions,except they're upgraded to 2.0 electric boogalo version
>>339685427
a general on /vg/
>>339685584
It's pretty straightforward.
>>339685427
a local KFC franchise that has fallen into a state of disrepair
>>339685584
wearing ties
>>339685628
HOLY SHIT YES
>>339685584
wearing ties
>>339685427
the stroma of a plant cell
>>339685427
blacked.com
>>339685584
wearing ties
>>339685584
ah, with ties worn
>>339685427
Some guy named Billy
>>339685427
Todd Howard
>>339685628
Nah just call them EX bosses...
Final boss lair
A hospice care ward
>>339685628
>>339685489
Auschwitz 4chanland wearing ties with not a lot of cheese mini-bosses wearing ties electric boogaloo
And now time for the final boss.
>>339686045
72 cents
2 quarters, 1 dimes, 2 nickels and 2 pennies
>>339686045
Roman Reigns
>>339686045
The Pest from The Pest
>>339686045
A human incarnation of Two Babies One Fox
>>339686045
Gud boi turns on the party
>>339686045
the arthritic mailman
>>339686045
A bag of ramen noodles
>>339686045
HYPER JESUSMODE COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEGOD
>>339686045
make the cheese smaller you DUMB NIGGER
>>339686045
Gay sex with hats on
>>339686045
Fred Durst!
>>339686045
john kruk
>>339686045
Punished Moot
>>339686119
Why must we suffer so?
>>339686045
Todd Howard
>>339686045
a group of ventriloquists who have their hands in real people who are into bdsm
>>339686119
/thread
>>339686119
what does that even mean
>>339686045
The Spirit of evil itself
>>339686221
Nigga you don't wanna know.
>>339686045
Fucking.
Kellogg's.
Cornflakes.
>>339686045
JULIUS CAESAR
HIS ATTACK IS DAGGERS
>>339686045
father of pornboy peter, The Zipperining
>>339686045
Frank West wearing a bloody tie
>>339686221
Rape incarnated
>>339686045
A fish out of water
>>339686045
The Heebie Jeebies
>>339686221
I would assume the events and characters of the aforementioned comic shackled to the form of a man. As it moves, it re-enacts scenes. When it clenches its fist, five fox penises thrust towards a baby bunny's asshole, now manifest in the palm of the hand.
DSPgaming with his pants around his ankles
the trick to beating him is he tries to but cant dodge your attacks then spends time complaining about it
>>339686119
Fucking hell...
>>339686045
Kirk, Knight of Thorns
>>339686559
Yes
>>339686119
Help, I literally cant upload the image.
>>339686831
It was not meant for human eyes
It's a LEATHER BELT
>>339686831
I got you senpai
>>339686831
imgur
>>339686958
NO
GOD
NO
GOD
PLEASE
NO
>>339686119
Shit.
It was so shit I literally couldn't upload it as part of the whole thing.
Even this shitty ass final boss is bound to have a final form.
Show me your true power.
>>339687090
He becomes anime
>>339687090
diaper transformation
>>339687090
KIRK, KNIGHT OF THORNS
>>339686831
What fresh hell have we sewn?
>>339687090
the buddha
>>339687090
Its final form is 2 foxes, 1 baby
>>339687090
An attack helicopter
>>339687090
He becomes enfused with Nanomachines, son
>>339687090
A combined evil mecha ghost version of all 4 pornboys
>>339687152
werediaper transformation
>>339687169
Seconding this.
>>339687090
Howard the Scamma
>>339687149
How?
>>339687090
Fucking anything
>>339687090
He gathers all the baby sonic friends and becomes 7 babies 1 fox.
>>339687090
Christopher robin
>>339687229
>>339687179
>>339687169
>>339687090
All of the above
>>339687090
Angry Todd Howard with a freezing flamethrower
>>339687090
He finds his guiding moonlight
>>339687090
A timed bomb made of diamonds
>>339687090
Bane?
>>339687271
By going Super Saiyan of course
>>339687090
jizzus
>>339687090
It becomes the collective mass of Sonic '06
>>339687090
Hodd Toward
>>339687090
Chen
>>339687149
My little baby can't be this poo.
Which is also a nice allegory for shit on what it is based on.
Now to see if this putrid shit will upload altogether.
>>339687597
fucking hell
>>339687597
Beautiful.
Testing if this shit uploads.
Now we're just missing a name for the game.
>>339687902
Team Fortress 3
>>339687902
sins of eternity
>>339687902
pornboy peter poyos poke poop parade
>>339687902
The Beginning of Creation: The prequel
>>339687902
Pornboys of Fagulon: Indefatigable Romp
>>339687902
Sonic '16
>>339687902
Legend of /v/: the search for vidya: reloaded
>>339687902
Wake me up
>>339687902
Persona 6: The Untold Story
>>339687902
Jesus christ what the fuck have we done
>>339687902
Final Phallusy
>>339687902
Swag Gangstas
>>339687902
BBC Quest
>>339687902
Half-Life 3
>>339687597
holy hell
>>339687902
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
>>339687902
Indi3 Gam3 3: Nigshit
>>339687902
Big, Fat Mistake (feat. You! The Player!)
>>339687902The Game
>>339687902
Ad Hominem Part III, A Tale of Shitposting
>>339688105
I second this
>>339688059
seconded
Cucktales
>>339687943
seconded
>>339688105
This
>>339688209
Seconded
Call the game This
And then the second one will be This, Seconded
>>339687902
Crawling in My Skin
>>339687597
OP, what the fuck is this even suppose to be?!
>>339687902
Wow this looks like the sort of artwork I'd draw for my own video games when I was a kid. Well done for capturing nostalgia in a jar and using it effectively.
I would play this game.
I can't upload it for some reason so here: http://i.imgur.com/Igc4pe3.jpg
You know what, /v/? This is actually the first thread without a lewd get of any kind I've ever done. That's quite the fucking achievement I think. Props to theliteralshitposters.
Oh yeah, what's the genre of this game?
>>339688656
A first person shooter
>>339688656
Jarpeg
>>339688656
Dadrock
>>339688656
Rpg with a dash of rhythm
>>339688656
Bejeweled Clone
>>339688656
"8/10 A real dick-grabber"
-IGN
>>339688656
First Person Shooter VR racing.
>>339688656
Train Simulator
>>339688620
A piece of shit.
>>339688656
BBC Simulator
>>339688656
Simulator
>>339688656
Can't forget the PEGI/ESRB rating
>>339688656
It's a boss-rush Action-adventure rpg
>>339688656
City Builder
>>339688656
>kitty mcbuttface
>not lewd
>>339688656
A rhythm game
>>339688656
>Let's design an adventure videogame party
>Oh yeah, what's the genre of this game?
>>339688769
Well isn't that a fine howdoyado
>>339688656
It's a creation-myth bosh-rush bullet hell JRPG
>>339688769
And there we have it.
>>339688857
Train Simulation is quite the adventure.
Just one more post before we go.
>>339689031
Who else /get/ here?
>>339689031
Love it. Can't wait to preorder on Origin.
>>339689031
But what about theexpansion pack
>>339689218
NEVER EVER
mfw pcucks will never EVER play The beginning of creation
Peter X Good Boy OTP and I will shit fucking fury on anyone who disagrees
>>339689031
That is obviously a book or light novel, not a videogame.
>>339689031
BUT OP
WHAT PLATFORMS WILL IT BE AVAILABLE ON?
>>339689031
I was pretty disappointed with the ending. The romance subplot just gets left at the door after the second cheaper by the dozen 2 cast fight.
>>339688656
RPG with meta writing and mechanics
>>339689350
Fucking retard, they already have that. Just like how that got ported to PC so will the prequel after a while.
Enjoy your game, /v/.
>>339689531
A game like this? A ps4 exclusive of course.
May we create more garbage together another day.
cow fight was overrated
>>339689627
>garbage
Shit taste confirmed
>>339689627
read the entire thread just in time for the last post
thank you drawfriend you had me in tears
>>339689627
ill preorder it if i get the flat as a board amiibo with it
>>339689031
>mfw out of the 100 posters in the thread i got to >design 20% of the game (3 items out of 14)
>I did the title
>I did the first boss
>I did the final level
>>339689612
not this one though
>The beginning of creation sold 30k units
They'll have to be stupid as hell to want another flop
also >>339689627
BTFO
>>339689627
OH SHIT
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
>>339689627
After 10 years, how many units did it sell?
>>339689909
Over 9000
This thread shall be remembered throughout time
good job /v/
So, now we have to make "the beginning of creation", right?
I would legitimately play this
It sounds like an Anonymous Agony-tier trainwreck.
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