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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
what's in the box, lads?
Something possibly video game related!
>>339602583
French vanilla pudding?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat
Hololens you poo in loo
>>339602583
weebshit/overwatch origin edition/dildo
dragon dildo
>>339602583
Ops dignity
well that looks interesting
>>339602583
Yo momma's ass
niggers
>>339602780
Oh nigger you didn't actually pay money for that. Did you?
>>339602780
oh what that isnt weebshit
>>339602780
I knew it! Gay feral wolves.
>>339602780
>[Return]
>>339602780
2nd post in and already I no longer give a flying fuck
have fun with your microshill thread, faggot
>>339602780
wait this is already out? is it as promising and futuristic as the video?
>>339602780
>gwyneth paltrow's head isn't in the box
you blew it
>>339602780
I want this thing so bad, but it's such a shame that it apparently has a tiny view.
>pajeet reposting from last night to get more attention
I don't see any purple paper...
>>339603008
Yo hold up: is that an open-faced sandwich?
>>339603008
>>339602780
>>339602583
shill detected, do you know how to do a fucking unboxing thread on /v/?
you don't reveal what it is until like 8 posts in you fucker
>>339602780
All of a sudden this thread has potential
>>339603008
FUCK THIS VR SHIT
POST SANDWHICH
The question is: can you make a holographic dragon dildo with it?
>>339602583
I saw (You) post this in /g/ this morning, (You) infidel!
>>339603358
OP confirmed for shill
>>339603327
anything you want
>>339603195
It's AR actually
Is it the future yet?
>>339603158
>waaaahhhhhh
>>339603605
if its crating that much geometry for flat walls this thing is fucked.
>>339603605
holy shit thats actually pretty damn cool. so much potential for this thing
>>339603780
what a time to be alive
>>339603605
how does goatse.cx look on it?
>>339603358
girls wearing foot jewelry turns me on, post more
>>339604093
so i can have ar 4chan windows all over my room?
neat
>>339604093
Computer, load up Celeryman please.
>>339603979
yeah good catch. Let me contact microsoft and tell them an anon on 4chan says theres a big problem with the hololense. They'll be glad to know you think their product is fucked.
It's a shilling pajeet, there is already a thread on /g/ where he shilled all webms already.
Also watch this faggot avoid all negative things about, like the abysmal fov window.
>>339604093
amazing, you can now shitpost in the matrix.
money well spent. buy more VR shit, goyim.
>>339603158
>muh fuckin ebin /v/ee culture
>>339604574
>muh newfaggotry entitlement
I saw your thread on /g/ last night. Fuck off.
>>339604647
>u will only get this meme if youve been here for 10 years xD
Okay.
>>339604483
why are you so incredibly butthurt? if it doesn't interest you, go away, it's very simple
but of course you can't, mental illness is a bitch
>>339603358
>>339604672
You have my full attention
>>339604093
>>339603605
>i have a thousand bucks in my pocket
>see this
>mfw
I'm tempted, this looks way better than VR gaming
>>339604791
It's 3000US Dollaridoos, buddy.
>>339604791
It's 3000 bucks though anon
I would wait a couple years until its blossomed a lot.
>>339604791
FoV is even worse than the GearVR and it costs 3000 buckaroos.
>>339604741
Obvious newfag detected
>>339604093
OK. Its a little bit cool
>>339604983
Okay.
>>339604889
>>339604927
>>339604980
>$3000
>much more expensive than VR
Okay did not expect this price.
welp, that was a turn off
Now that's what I call shilling. This guy deserves every penny.
>>339605112
Holy hell this shit has potential
>>339604927
Holy fuck. I could buy it but I don't flush money down the toilet. I'm curious as to were this will go.
>>339604791
Go to somewhere where you can witness it live first and only after that make up your mind. It's really not that overwhelming
>>339605112
Nice cock
>>339605112
the future
is
NOW
O
W
>>339604772
Pajeet pls, you just admitted you're actual shill with this very post.
>G-go away goym! Don't tell t-them I am shilling, i want my poo points!
How about you fuck off with your shilling and stop shitting ring up /v/ rajeev? You have streets for that.
I mean you people who get into ms as some prideful job then proceed to be cucked and shill for rupees are even more pathetic then designated your designated shitting streets.
>>339605112
kek
>>339605110
Just wait a year or two. Just look at the ass hats that jumped on Google glass right away.
>>339605112
Now this is going places
>>339605110
Keep in mind that it's a dev kit (you need to be approved by Microsoft before you can order one).
iirc, the consumer release is still a couple of years (and price drops) away
>>339605271
thanks for the confirmation
>>339605440
Why are you mentioning this? Go away faggot.
>>339605112
I will get one of these when I can get my waifu to walk in my room and lay on bed, etc..
>>339605440
Nobody cares, you fucking faggot.
>>339605112
I bet there's porn apps for that shit,right? i mean,it would be pretty cool to have your favorite pornstar in your room and shit.
>>339605440
Good, the knot is something you've gotta work hard to obtain, it's all the more satisfying once you do. It kinda loose its purposepun intendedonce you can easily take it in and out.
>>339605340
>>339605217
>Go to somewhere where you can witness it live first
>Keep in mind that it's a dev kit
So wait, the OP that have this, could it bean actual Microsoft marketeer? i mean look at the webms
Oh man, I can't wait to pay $3000 for something my 3DS can do. This shit actually looks promising! the future is here!
Finally I can look at web-pages through a tiny rectangle in the centre of my vision.
>>339605440
anal sex with edna!!!!
>>339605659
my guess is a dev who just wants to show it off while staying anonymous
>>339605641
Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?
>>339605774
if you can't envision the possible applications of this technology you're fucking retarded. this shit is much more advanced than the crappy AR on the 3DS.
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339605880
Not today
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
stop hating, it actually got a lot more potential than VR.
>>339605995
Add sequence:OYSTER
>>339605845
well it might be easy, by the looks of the webm its a black guy (he revealed his hand seconds before the webm closes) so go and check the ones that worked on it and see who it is
Let's reveal a shill today like we did with watch_dogs
>>339605880
>>339606028
>>339605880
nah
>>339605659
I'm not convinced microsoft would actually spend money/resources on shilling Hololens on 4chan of all places.
My guess is it's an eager dev from an external company that wants demo/brag about it.
Microsoft started shipping them recently, so it could very well be they just received the package and want to play with it.
>>339606163
>hurting immunity cat
Fuck you.
>>339606074
>black guy
I don't know, he looks more like a shitskinned Indian to me.
DESIGNATED shill on /v/ confirmed.
>>339605440
wings right up the butthole!
>>339606074
Guess who's in the thread?
>go to developers in the hololens website
>this pops up
Screenshot this, we have an actual marketeer
>>339606329
Your guess was right see>>339606349
>>339606301
Give me a print of OYSTER smiling.
>>339604093
I need that for porn... porn all over the walls... all over the desk... all over the ceiling and floor... everywhere....
>>339606349
Holy shit get Fucked OP
>>339606241
The first few webms on /g/ thread were from a white male(you can see hand) and the last ones are from pajeet hands, who was claiming to be op. I'd stay sceptical tb.h
>>339606241
4chan is one of the largest and most influential websites on the internet.
>>339606074
>>339606329
>>339606349
This. Marketers need to fuck off, especially if they're third-world subhumans like OP.
>>339606241
>I'm not convinced microsoft would actually spend money/resources on shilling Hololens on 4chan of all places.
holy fuck, we have a Sherlock here
>>339606543
stay delusional
>>339605112
it's all fine and dandy until you move your arms into your view and see your arms behind what you're looking at breaking your immersion and reminding you you're just a cunt with a screen on his face.
>>339606349
D E S I G N A T E D
>>339603979
>Thinks the camera would know whether things are flat if they are to have geometry generated within a second.
I'm sure they're better off with depth based dynamic tesselation, anon-kun.
Poly-count in this league is hardly the real issue in modern graphics anyway.
>>339606749
Computer do we have any new squences?
>>339606349
WE NEED A NAME
IM PILING UP THE EVIDENCE FOR A SCREENSHOT
>>339606612
>4chan is not huge and somewhat influential
You are the one who is delusional, Pajeet.
Also, don't forget, hiding as a marketer in 4chan is a piece of cake, as everyone can hide under our veil of anonymity. Literally free and immediate advertising.
>>339604791
You can do the same thing with a cheaper VR, just instead of being in your room you can be in whatever virtual environment you desire.
>>339606543
Hahaha.
>>339603008
I care more about the sandwich
>>339606850
>Paraphrasing with backpedaling
Oh wow, it's been a while since I've seen it done this obviously.
>>339604983
We know, we just weren't trying to draw attention to you.
>shill
>marketer
This cancerous meme needs to die as soon as possible.
>>339605112
>>339605659
>>339605845
>>339606074
>>339606349
>OP revealed to be a microsoft dev
>indian
>screwed up by revealing his hand
YOU
CANT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
>>339606349
That guy in the picture is probably just a model
>>339606820
Pajeet
>>339605112
MY SIDES FUCKING HURT
>>339606905
Now Tayne i can get into.
.
.
.
Could i see a HAT WOBBLE and a FLARHGUNNSTOW
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339606820
WE GOT A NAME
THIS IS YOUR SHILL
https://developer.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/holographic/meet_the_team
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339605491
>>339605616
>unboxing thread
>people don't want to talk about dragon dildos
Really, though. Be polite.
>>339606612
Oh right, I forgot that 4chan hasn't in any way shaped internet culture. Nobody knows what a "meme" is. Nobody can recognize a "rare pepe", or a "feelsbad man", or a "big guy". My mistake.
>>339607165
holy shit
>>339607165
Jesus we went too far
Shills BTFO
>>339607165
Dear god
Rip OP's job
GUYS, THERE IS LITERALLY JUST ONE INDIAN IN THE WORLD.
>>339605880
BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>339607165
>it's actually real
OP BTFO
>>339607397
Fuck off, Neeraj
>>339605845
>>339606074
>>339606349
>>339606820
>>339607165
Are you all fucking stupid?
DESIGNATED SHILLING STREET
>>339605880
sabe me ed-san
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlE9KCKiNo
thread theme
>>339607165
>"Works on building Windows Holographic on HoloLens"
>marketeer on this degenerate website
jesus you fucking retards are retarded
>>339607165
POO IN THE LOO NEERAJ.
TELL YOUR DISGUSTING POOHANDED FRIENDS TO NEVER SHILL ON THIS SITE AGAIN.
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339607471
They're trying hard to be as retarded as they can
>>339607491
>shitskin
Go back to work, Neeraj.
>>339607471
Damage control
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>339607571
>>339607471
10 Rupees have been added in your account
MORE LIKE POOLOOLENS
>>339607471
kill yourself OP. your shady ways were found out and you will soon be unemployed. it's too late for damage control, Apu
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339607471
Are you? There are like 7 indian guys in the whole world, the chance that OP is that one in the photo is huge.
Fuck you Microsoft.
>>339607491
DESIGNATED
I'm sending this whole thread to microsoft
let's see if i can get one of them fired
>>339607526
there were plenty of blizzard marketeers asking if we pre-ordered overwatch
>>339607724
for what?
At least he was funny for some time.
>>339607594He is already at work, shilling 4chan.
>Come on /v/ to market your VR shit
>Now everyone on /v/ will only ever associate the hololens with shitting in streets
Great job OP.
>>339605880
I'm not really the one to respond to this type of shit but I want to have some sick banter with mah nigger eggy.
SAVE ME EGGMAN
You people are idiots. OP isn't on the team actually making the device, he's some random programmer who applied to get a HoloLens and they gave it to him.
>>339607730
This.
this whole thread is full proof that /v/ is littered with viral marketing
if microsoft can do it, so can others.
>>339607576
Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?
Why would people complain about a marketer for this?
Its 3000 bucks and still in the developer stage. Less than 1% of people here would have one in the first place. I think it's cool to see it.
>>339606163
GTFO
Screencap this thread; we can use it for future reference regarding marketers on /v/
>>339602780
OH SHIT NIGGER
>>339607840
Fuck off Neeraj go rape a woman or something.
this is how it looks through the camera
>>339607840
>implying someone would even want this shit
>>339607864
we have like 5 marketeers screenshotted in the past and none convinced the overfaggots
maybe this one will since its recent
>>339607937
>I can't afford it so nobody would want it!
>>339607932
POOPIE FOR RUPEE
>>339607724
What if he is a dark skinned person who doesn't work for Microsoft?
I've heard these exist.
>>339607730
>>339607845
>implying people can't just enjoy something bad
man those transformers movies sure were great i mean people liked them so that must mean its good
or its just shill :^)
>>339607964
The more the merrier.
>>339607932
so you get to look like a party clown while wearing it? I see
just as bad as regular VR
>>339607851
>Why would people complain about a marketer for this?
how fucking stupid are you? this thread is full of tryhard trolls
>>339608001
>Being a retard with your money
>>339607165
>He does not care how his hair looks.
Neither does Neeraj "Hot a WHAT Babhaabhiat!" Wadha care that the quality of his shilling is as shitty as the streets of his hometown.
FUCK OF NEERAJ
>>339608048
you're really new
>>339607964
post em, please
>>339607932
Are you trying to make me blind?
>>339608054
Who cares how you look while you are in your apartment using the PC? Do you wear pants too, fag?
>>339608054
read again, anon
>>339607932
Are you on development or what? It looks neat as fuck, but windows as a whole is garbage, so I'm not really considering it unless there is an open source alternative.
>>339608028
OH SHIT
.
.
.
I'm okay.
>>339603979
They're there to make it look cooler. I think it's actually just a texture, check how it fucks up near the top right corner. If it were actual geometry those seams wouldn't be fucked like that.
>>339607491
>Hello 4chan
What is this, a TED talk?
>HELLO WORLD
Only detached software developers and engineers still do that shit, fuck off neraj
anyone working on a thread screencap?
Anyone got a screenshot yet?
>>339608157
No need, half are people pretending to be marketers, half are people liking something, and thus being branded shills.
/v/ is garbage like that.
>>339608350
>being this denial
>in a thread with lots of proof on marketeers on /v/
yea sure pajeet
DONG DING
C'mon guys let's not get all excited and jump to conclusions.
All we saw was his hand.
>>339608282
>>339608334
>>339608335
Go back to redit, you meme loving fucks.
Can someone tldr time what happens in the thread?
>>339608458
Fuck off Neeraj and tell your bosses they can shove Windows 10 up their fucking kike asses.
>>339608438
>proof
Where is this mythical proof?
>>339608502
OP is brown. There is a picture of a brown man on Microsoft's website.
Thus OP works for Microsoft.
>>339608502
>be excited about a video game
>post any product you bought
>le shill meme incoming
>>339608502
>developer shows off his new microsoft toy
>people yell shill
>pretend to discover who the developer is by matching the skin color of his hand with an advertisement model
rubber dick
>>339608460
I'll get it later.We have important work to do.
>posts on /g/
>posts identical thread on /v/
>doesn't follow the usual "guidelines" of an unboxing thread
>his hands are brown
>find out there's a picture of an Indian on the "developers" page of the HoloLens
>find out that there's an actual Indian shitskin on the developers team called Neeraj Wadhwa
>OP doesn't even try to post any proof that he is not him or in any way a marketer
Confirmed shill. Fuck off, street shitter
I'm glad /v/ can still detect bullshit, even if half the board is retarded.
Just get a trip shillfag and make it easier on yourself.
>>339604093
It's the goddamn future
>>339608502
OP posted an unpacking thread, acting as a consumer who got a dev kit and immediately posted webms in minutes so it ticked off suspicion
Anons checked the hand (which is brown) and figured if it could be a marketeer they'd go check the website itself. and they got both a picture and a name, revealing that OP is a microsoft shill.
Lots of proof is already posted and there were marketing in /v/ many times.
>>339608668
Regardless of whether or not he's the exact poo in loo in the pictures, it's extremely likely he's a software dev that got sent a unit by Microsoft, ergo he's fucking shilling either way.
>>339608830
There are billions of brown people in the world, you imbecile.
Especially many in tech.
>>339608918
not a coincidence that there's only one indian working on the Hololens and OP posted webms immediately after the "unpacking".
Try not to deny it. see it for yourself
>>339608918
Yeah and how many of those shitskins have hololens dev units, you imebile?
>>339608830
As someone who was literally tasked with posting threads here about No Mans Sky, I can confirm people come here to spread awareness about products.
>fags on /v/ will continue to say we don't get shills and marketers here
ALL OF YOU
SIMULTANEOUSLY BTFO
lovely
>>339609075
I fucking know right?
5 Times already, now its a 6th
>>339602583
If you werent a fucking.faggot, it would have been a nice pony pussy from bad-dragon.like mine
>pic related
>>339604983
who cares.
>>339608830
>this whole post
pathetic
>>339609071
No where is safe from the shills, not even an anonymous Korean image site
>>339609171
are their pussies worth the ridiculous amount of money they charge?
>>339609107
>He's still going
The jig is up Pajeet, go help potty train your countrymen instead of posting on fucking /v/.
>>339609171
>bad dragon penetrables
>nice
>>339609241
absolutely not
>>339607225
>Making up meme gags for young people to spam and laugh about
>Influential
Anon, no.
I fucked up with the early post sorry anon.It was fun though.
>>339609171
>paying money to fuck an artificial pumpkin
You know you can grow your own fuckable pumpkins, right?
>>339609107
>he is still posting without acknowledging the claims of his shilling
The definite proof that he is a marketer. He doesn't even care. He just buries his head in the sand and desperately uploads his webms like a robot. Fuck off Neeraj
>>339608204
>open sores
>>339609107
Okay Pajeet the jig is up.
Since we all know your a marketer and can go free reign on Microsoft plans tell us what they have in store for E3 and what exactly is Xbox Scorpio?
Okay, wait a second.
I acknowledge that there are probably, definitely, shills on /v/
but for fuck's sake
you guys know that people hire actors for photo ops like that, right?
You know they don't just take people from the dev team, right?
>inb4 SHILL SHILL BTFO DAMAGE CONTROL
>>339606163
Immunity cat is immune to death.
Goddamn, this entire thread has me in tears.
>>339609449
LO LFUCKIGN REKT PAJEET
>>339609490
how old are you? 12?
>>339609590
OH SHIT
>>339609590
and even if it's not the same exact computer, MS would probably use a spare in the photo shoot whilst using the same make in their offices.
>>339609590
The front wall looks different though, I think he has it at the other bench in the webms posted here.
>>339609319
didn't figure they would be, but never got the chance to ask an owner, thanks for the heads up
>>339609590
IT GETS BETTER
>>339609449
GTFO SHILL FAG THIS BOARD IS TOO HOLY FOR YOUR POO
>>339609590
OH MY GOD I have the X on my window in the same spot too.
Am I a Microsoft shill without knowing?
>>339608054
Anon, only cameras can spot those violet spots. Not eyes.
>>339609590
>THEYRE SIMILAR!!!
Holy shit
https://careers.microsoft.com/jobdetails.aspx?ss=&pg=0&so=&rw=4&jid=207994&jlang=EN&pp=SS
tl;dr Microsoft is openly hiring shills and social engineers to work on a personal level on social media.
>>339609885
Yes you are shill.
Now give us the details on Scorpio or GTFO.
>>339606163
where'sPunishedinmunity cat at?
>>339606163
Not so fast anon
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
So... how do we use holograms for videogames?
With rubber pussy and dick I mean. Along with other sorts of tactile feedback.
>>339609972
do I get a free Hololens for shillposting on /v/ for them? if so, sign me up
>>339609107
Serious question here.
How does it feel in terms of perception. How does popping 3d objects without them having material state feel?
>>339609972
>• Data mining and analytics
I wonder if this means that the shills are datamining us, but that would mean that Hiroyuki is onto this but that's impossible right?
Oh wait
http://pastebin.com/y7X7nWeh
>>339609972
>Online Advertising is one of the fastest growing businesses on the Internet today
And people keep denying this
Face it shills, it's over
>>339609972
>"shills are not real" /v/ said
>>339609972
Skills & Qualificactions:
6. PhD degree in CS/EE or related areas is required.
we're getting shilled on by a doctor
>>339609997
This. Get on with it.
>>339607148
Is there anyway to generate a nude tayne?
>>339610117
>expecting a response from Neeraj
>>339610146
GookMoot is known to be datamining and selling information. That's pretty much why he was forced to leave 2ch in the first place, when he was found out.
>>339610317
Yes, but you have to delete system 32 first.
>People post proof
>"i-it could be someone else"
>they post more proof
>"i-its shitposting"
>even more proof with details
>"i-its just coincidence"
>much more marketing proof posted, even a job opening at microsoft.
STOP THE BLOODY BTFO MATCH, CALL THE REFEREE, THOSE SHILLS HAVE A FAMILY
>>339609107
What's the point of hand controls like that? Haven't you learned anything with how big Kinect failed? People don't want to wave their arms all around to control a goddamn computer. Keep that bullshit to the two-idiots-one-keyboard tier of television and design your UIs to be used with normal devices.
>>339610430
>"i-its just coincidence"
Gas the shills!
Marketing war now!
>>339603358
DELETE THIS
>>339608830
>this person is brown
>I hold a baseless belief that they work at Microsoft
>there is a brown person working at Microsoft
>therefore shill
Never become a lawyer.
>>339610430
>proof
ok now I'm not sure anymore if you people are actually retarded or just pretending
>>339609769
>>339609727
>>339609659
you faggots realize that's the OS running the headset, right?
jesus christ you fucking autists.
>>339610370
I've read a bit about that ordeal and the events seem to be more aligned with,
>jim bails out hiroyuki financially
>they datamine the users to recoup costs and make shekels since Jim's old porn sites got shut down and now they can both profit
>Jim gets greedy and wants the whole pie
>fucks Hiro over and covers his tracks
>hiro tries to use the .sc to keep making money off the site
>fails
And now we're up to here where Hiro buys 4chan off moot for cheap so moot can go dance with those cunts from Google and Jim in retaliation forces control of 8ch to compete.
>>339610593
>they found me out, i better call them retarded, that will shut them up!
>>339609972
Do you think they would hire me? I have a high school education.
>>339605880
save me eggman
>>339604093
ARI comment. OP might not be a complete faggot.
>>339610730
a PhD is a requirement
>oh my god shilling is real!
>there's no one left from 2007 when Bobby Kotick flooded /v/ with borderlands
JUST
>>339610593
seriously though why hasnt the OP responded to anyone
>>339610850
I don't need a PHD to shill to you guys
>OP is nigger
>wait a minute, that skintone
>look, theres someone who works for microsoft who is also brown
>>339610851
That was horrible.Don't even mention it.
>>339609972
4chan isn't social media retard.
>>339610370
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/life/2013/09/17/digital/accidental-leak-ids-over-30000-anonymous-2channel-users/#.V08RTPT3aJK
>>339608502
So let's sum this up
>OP creates unboxing thread
>It's the Microsoft Hololens, a product that hasn't been publicly released yet
>/v/ suspects OP is a Microsoft employee
>there is a glimpse of a semi-dark-skinned hand in one of the webms that were (presumably) posted by OP.
>/v/ finds an Indian Microsoft employee with similar complexion
>/v/ concludes this person must be OP
>>339610117
I'm surprised, actually. it's hard to explain but it looks convincing, very clear
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339611064
>4chan isn't social media retard.
>>339610851
>check the catalog
>every single thread
>the entirity of /v/
>the same image
>>339611118
cant you make her bigger or is the active space meme for hololens true?
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339611064
>4chan isn't social media retard
>"Social media are computer-mediated tools that allow people or companies to create, share, or exchange information, career interests, ideas, and pictures/videos in virtual communities and networks."
We share information between users so this is social media dumbass, we just don't add a moniker unless your a tripfag in which you should probably kill yourself.
>>339611108
whilst the hand thing is a quite a stretch, it doesn't change the fact that someone is trying to show us the Hololens in order to benefit themselves or whoever paid them.
>>339611108
People have been framed and fired for less.
>>339611064
>4chan isn't social media retard.
>>339609241
ive spent like $1000 on toys from bad-dragon.
they satisfy me pretty well, memers like this fucking faggot >>339609319 say how shit and overprices bad-dragon is, but dont give examples of what is a good hole, or if they do they say nip jap shit where the hole is so small only a micro penis could fit in comfortably. i doubt this queer has even ever felt a bad-dragon penetrable.
i have tried a cheap $20-30 stroker, and ive tried an $80 fleshlight STU, and they were both fucking shit compared to my bad-dragon products.
>>339609396
>not getting to fuck your pony waifu's pussy
what a sad life.
Reminder to newfags and shill deniers
>>339611064
you are even blogging by definition by posting on 4chan
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339611118
Do things feel weightless and out of air or do you get the illusion they are material like? Keep posting, I'm interrested.
I heard 8bitdo makes good Retro Controllers
Is the NES one worth the money? Are the sticks cheap shit or good?
I can't decide whether to buy the SNES or NES one. I would buy one for the Retro Feelings with my Emulators but is the NES one good for PC gaming?
>>339611221
much bigger, yes
>>339611501
They're pretty good
Gonna wait for Apple to put out a similar product Tbh.
>realize shills are pretty rampant on the site
>gookmoot has a history of data mining
>you really are not anonymous
I'm done with this site.
So we can shitpost on /v/ for 3k dollarydoos?
Sign me up senpai.
>>339611751
Shitpost in 3d*
Fuck me
>>339611693
kill yourself
I appreciate being shown the hololens, shill or not.
Just don't get hyped like an idiot to avoid being disappointed if you get the real product. It's basically a free early demo. Keep expectations reasonable and it won't hurt.
>>339611501
get a buffalo
>>339611396
Here's the thing. If I select all the bunnies but also select 1 tiger, captcha will know if I'm wrong and ask me to try again.
If I tried to upload copyrighted material and google allows me to upload it and doesn't block me (but does know it is copyrighted) they are accomplices to the crime. They are complacent.
>>339610851
>2007 was 85 years ago
>>339611396
I'm glad I don't live in USA or use the new captcha
>>339611396
I don't get what's this has to do with shill deniers. This is fun to show to Win10 tinfoil hatters who generally have no clue that by posting on 4chan they're telling Google a shitload of stuff about themselves.
Infact, in general Microsoft is extremely slow to catch up to this kind of thing compared to other companies, see for example Windows Store vs Apple and Steam.
>>339611751
Nah he makes poonies on the dollar m8
>:^)
>>339611721
Honestly I'd say the era of big imageboards are basically done. You can't even go on a site with more then a thousand users without a shit ton of data collecting tools because site owners will never do it for good purposes, always for any financial compensation.
>>339611064
You're right, it's "Anti-Social Media"
>>339612007
>I don't get what's this has to do with shill deniers.
It shows them that datamining is a real thing, even in anonymous Bhutanese break-dancing forums.
>>339611751
>paid /sug/ shitposters
jesus christ, that was legit autism.
>>339604093
holy fuck if they use this for vidya sony is fucking finished
The goyim know
>>339607165
>he loves wearing fake glasses
>>339607165
>he loves wearing fake glasses
Literally the definition of pretentious faggot.
And I've been to New York and LA.
>>339610851
Is there anywhere where i can see this? I got to 4chan in 2008
>>339612536
>>339612671
Gotta keep up with the BAZINGA crowd
They are after all the number one commercial target group for the HoloShit
>>339611887
Get mad pajeet.
>D E S I G N A T E D
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>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339602583
THE BOX THE BOX!!!!
>>339606349
>any company
>using actual devs in marketing photos
>fucking EVER
it's a fucking model you idiots, I worked 3 months for a company that LITERALLY does this shit, pull off your autistm tinfoil hats for fuck's sake you are children
Hololens? More like HOLOCAUST A LOT!
Get it?Jews are frugal and the hololens is expensive
>>339613149
>I worked 3 months for a company that LITERALLY does this shit
I believe you
>>339613149
>for fuck's sake you are children
Try harder Pajeet.
>>339607165
>>339607330
IT'S NOT EVEN THE SAME GUY
>>339605880
save me eggman!
>>339604093
FINALLY I CAN BE MULTIDIMENSIONAL RETARD !
>>339605440
i have a small razor and a minivibe cockatrice, ive never been able to take the razor knot, but i did take the cockatrice to the hilt once,
im more of a penetrable guy myself
>>339611153
>>339611324
>>339611382
>>339611409
>people LITERALLY saying this place is facebook
HOLY FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339613542
>the only social media site in the world is facebook
found the 12 year old. open a dictionary once in a while, will ya?
>>339613542
I never said it was facebook dumbass.Although /soc/ and similar boards cut it closebut under the definition of social media 4chan and other imageboards would be included in that definition since we are using a media for social purposes i.e.: discussion and sharing image files.
>>339613542
Social media refers to more than just facebook. It's to differentiate modern user-focused media from traditional websites (new media) and print (old media)
>>339613757
Ronnie is getting really good.
>>339613542
you are here
talking with other guys
on the internet
SOCIAL
MEDIA
>>339613757
MODS PLEASE BAN
>>339602583
Your sisters' hand
>>339613757
bozinga
>win10 only
Nope. I'll never upgrade.
>>339613698
>dictionary
>>339614397
k.y.s. t.b.h. f.a.m.
>>339614256
It's a computer you dope, you don't need to upgrade
>>339611108
that's a beautiful snek
>>339613757
fuck you
>>339605880
SAVE ME EGGMAN
>>339614747
Looked like an accessory and I saw the windows store so I assumed it was win10 only.
>>339615127
It is it's own computer running 10
>>339613757
blizzaga
>>339614801
Bitch, all sneks are beautiful and comfy, except when they poop on you.
>>339616043
wot the fuqqwhen I was younger I thought that only mammals had penises and vaginas, and I never conceived how other species procreated
>>339614397
Hard to believe that someone not only wrote all this out but drew a comic just to say "Dictionaries are bullshit because they're written by old white men."
>>339607864
>>339606820
COME ON
>>339616043
I don't know what I expected from just looking at the thumbnail, but damn.
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyRK2GI_T7I
>>339616464
You can also tell when your snek is about to poop since the area around the cloaca will be inflatedI teached mine to only take a dump in my bathroom, she's smarter than OP
FYI the snake didn't even poop in that video, that's all just piss, the white stuff is calcium or something. They poop is colored like ours, albeit more rat-shaped.
>>339617141
do snakes even have feelings?
>>339604093
REMINDER THAT THIS LITTLE RECTANGLE IS 25% OF YOUR FIELD OF VIEW. HOLO LENS IS A FUCKING JOKE
NOT SOON ENOUGH
>>339602780
Posted yesterday on /g/
Kill yourself
>>339617495Wyvern phallus?
>>339613757
Mazionga
>>339617360
sure, you can tell when they are in an exploratory mood, stressed or calm,but you never know when they are sleeping, since they don't have eye lids
If you were asking about affection towards their owner, not really. They know to not bite you, since you are the warm thing they use to rest on your lap, I assume they also recognize your odor, and if you interact with them enough after some time they don't give a shit if you're holding them, putting them around your neck, etc. They get used to it. it's more of a live-and-let-live thing. As a stupid comparison, mammals are like dogs, sneks are like cats.
You can see some youtube videos where house iguanas come to their owner when called, or even seek their warmth (climb on to them and rest) or for some scrubbin' time. But I doubt it's similar to mammals. Through repetition they get to learn your mannerisms and you learn theirs, that's it.
>>339617751
YesAlso a headset because I'm tired of my voice being too quiet for people to hear me over my air conditioner over my current microphone that picks up everything on the other side of the room. And if just speaking louder was possible I would.
Niggers.
Literally didn't even know Microsoft was coming out with a VR set lol. That shit is gonna fail so hard lol.
>>339604574
>>339604741
>>339609179
Hellloooo, reddddiiiitttt
>>339618546
It's not VR, it's AR
>>339618854
haha omg that's so fucking stupid
>>339618042
cute
>>339614397
But people use dictionaries in arguments as a standard for the argument.
If you don't have a standard in the argument then it's fucking worthless because without standards nothing makes sense.
>>339609347
>Politicians use memes to get a reach to younger audience in their campaigns nowadays https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2016/02/23/how-bernie-sanders-became-the-lord-of-dank-memes/
>Not influential
>>339607932
Is this that pokemon episode
>the one that made 900 kids throw up cause they couldn't handle their pajeets
>>339621027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raZkWL2mndY
>>339604093
okay this is actually really fucking exciting
>>339617524
This
>>339606820
>>339607165
HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>339623696
Do it yourself
>>339622870
have a reply
Is this a shitposting thread?
>>339624501
There are other kinds of threads?
>>339609171
>apple horse
Not blue fast
>3rd world shills
>>339606074
>by the looks of the webm its a black guy
What webm?
link?
>>339615673
>>339614801
you wouldn't a snek
>>339604093
I want to have this so I can have a room full of dicks from dicksucking pov cumming on me
>>339625830
You don't know me, anon
>>339625830
Mine's too small anyway
Who's weirder, snake owners or horse owners?
>>339611396
>ever upload a screenshot from a movie or sporting event?
>that violates US copyright law
What is "Fair Use", you fucking tard.
>>339626084
*slap* *slap* *slap*
>>339622870
Not taking any chances. It's family, guys.
can you play the weeb animu cat grills thingy on it?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/469990/
>>339609972
>PhD degree in CS/EE or related areas is required
>>339604791
if you have thousand fucking dollars sitting in your pocket you better make sure no one is behind you when you go deposit that shit in
>>339604406
no, only in a A4 paper sized area floating about a meter in front of you, everything around that area does not display anything
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