What was his fucking problem?
END
OF
Manlet
>>339426607
DING DONG BANNU
>>339426607
Jews of mass effect
>>339426607
>Huuuuuuuuuuh Credit huuuuuuuuuuh Chit
>>339426607
I have no idea which specific Volus that is since they all look the same
END OF RINE
>>339426607
END OF RINE
-------------------------------- <-- RINE ENDS HERE
RINE HAS ENDED
>>339426607
Honestly the whole tortanic fiasco was one of the funniest few months of /v/ banter I have ever witnessed in my life.
>>339429484
It was quite a time. Glad I was there for it's infancy.
>>339426607
He was a biotic god. He could crush you without breaking a sweat.
>>339426607
DING DONG BANNU
>>339429484
>That spooky WoW undersea thread
Pure gold.
People danced in non-dancing areas.
rine of bantar nerer end ;_;
>>339430029
For those who want context...
When SW:ToR released EA took away the unsubscribe button from the account settings.
People had to post workarounds to cancel their subscriptions.
Those people got warnings and bans.
>>339430774
>>339426607
Which one? They all look the same.
>>339429484
>Tortanic threads
>Donte the demon killer threads
>EA wins the Golden Poo twice
Banter can cure cancer.
>>339430953
I suppose I should have provided context, thanks anon for the cover.
>tfw 5 years have passed since those times
>>339429484
It was, but now it seems like people try to conflate everything that comes out to TOR proportions. Things'll come, and things'll fail, they always have and they always will. I just don't think anything will match the scale of a fiasco the whole thing was.
Swtor has been turning a profit since it switched to F2P
END OF RINE
>>339431146
>>339431146
>6 years since Harmony
>4 years since the Shazbowl
>I don't even remember how many years since the Bub&Bob shitstorm
DING DONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng
>>339429484
>>339430029
I love this shit
>>339431401
>>6 years since Harmony
What the fuck
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SCREENCAP OF HIM DOING SAFETY DANCE?
So fucking funny.
>>339431792
>>339430029
please more tortanic and related fucking of players
by companies. God i love this shit.
Never forget
8GB of RAM POWER.
>>339431146
>December 2011
Holy shit, it's been that long already?
>>339429484
It was bad for /v/ overall
Post the BANNU collage
>>339432001
Sure, I still have these saved from 5 years ago
>>339432040
You glorious mother fucker
>>339432040
Good, they'll be branded for fucking ever and game devs will know not to hire them
>>339432165
based, thanks friend.
>>339432165
>>339432064
>>339432336
>Including monitor, mouse, and disc players as specs
The cutest part imho
>>339432336
I still say this one has to be some sort of joke. Who the hell would pay half the cost of the computer for a warranty?
>>339432451
I'm a fan of it being set up by a geek squad expert.
It was the last pre-G*mer G*te shitstorm.
Nothing like it will ever happen again.
OH YOU BETTAR BERIEVE THATS A BANNU
>>339432336
>I got the BestBuy Geek Squad warranty and my game is still laggy!
>>339432336
>>339432336
>GE Force GT 520 video card
>$1500 gaming computer
>Best Buy
Whelp
>>339429749
holy fucking fuck nostalgia is real
gigglesequee
he had some rines to end, and some ding dongs to bannu
>>339432165
>Sure, I still have these saved from 5 years ago
>>339431914
>>339432336
>$2100 for that
I mean how, what the fuck that's not even a good rig.
>>339432650
>$150 an hour massage
nigger what the fuck, a very good massage is at the most $80 and hour, and that includes a happy ending
>>339432650
>I'm not vulnerable
>Proceeds to list off how much money he spends in a week
Whether he was lying or not about how much money he pisses away, he's definitely lying about not being vulnerable.
Does anyone have that post by a biodrone where he says he's glad Sith characters are op because it captures the Jedi philosophy of self-sacrifice?
That's the biggest example of ITS A FEATURE I have ever seen.
>>339432650
>>339432891
I don't think I have the safety dance one. I would have sworn I saved more stuff but I'm unorganized as fuck.
Get me up to speed here please, so what the fuck is the state of this shipwreck and its associates aforementioned in this thread as of we speak??
>>339429484
>>339429749
Reminder that TOR is now one of the most successful MMOs on the market.
Someone please post the one where the guy is scared shitless of telling his wife she was right and he wasted his money on this shit
>>339433063
>>339433004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vun5geNHA5M
>>339433037
>MMO
>Not seeing other players
What the fuck?
>>339432040
>Lobos
Holy shit, he's a cool guy, he didn't deserve this.
>>339432040
Nostalgic, almost. Back when everyone thought their MMO would be the next big thing and have millions of people playing it for years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZMUud4S18U
F
>Hey I got banned for a bullshit reason
>No you didn't you're fucking lying, enjoy your forum ban
>....
>o wait no nevermind you were right sorry about that
I miss TOR
>Dragon Age 2 shitstorm
>Mass Effect 3 ending shitstorm
>Tortanic shitstorm
During 2011-2012 /v/ basically declared war on Bioware.
>>339433004
>>339433440
I know there was one where a guy joked and said "I'm 12 and what is this?" and he got banned. I thought I saved that one, its bothering me.
>>339433572
Here's the last one I have found that is worth posting, my shit is a mess.
>>339433572
Yeah, that's a good one.
>>339432040
I find it sad that only one of them wasn't a pussy and actually picked a side
>>339433374
Well you know they did sell out to EA and then produce 3 massive piles of shit in a row. They pretty much deserved it.
>>339433374
To be fair, it was kind of hard not to shit on them when they made themselves such an easy target over a prolonged period of time.
>>339433572
You mean this? Shit, the things I keep.
>>339431146
>5 years
Time flies doesn't it? 2011 was one hell of a year.
>shazbowl
>vgas
>tortanic
>/vg/ split
>Reddit menace
This board went through some serious changes. I'm glad things have calmed down though.
>>339434654
Noice
Never forget.
![[heavy breathing].gif](https://i.imgur.com/GyikRhA.gif "[heavy breathing].gif")
>>339431146
here's a better version
>>339431934
Priceless.
Which one, /v/?
>>339435425
Blue.
Baldur's Gate is great and all, but having every game with a TOR shitstorm surrounding it is too good to pass up.
>>339431934
Sound like my wife. Not that wives are different.
>>339435425
Blue.
Bioware releasing good games is nice, but it only mentions the games being good and says nothing of their development team or their release from EA.
>>339435425
Blue
The last thing I need in my life are good games with EA's DLC practices.
>no shazbowl
>no tortanic
>no harmony
v is shit now
>>339435425
Red because i actually like videogames more than shitposting.
>>339426607
>>339436065
Dont worry, Star Citizen will release, some day. Not exactly EA quality, but still.
>>339434714
>things have calmed down
Nigger have you looked around? The the board is in bad shape. Fucking zoe quinn horse shit was the straw that broke this camels back.
>>339436065
>Try to make harmony thread on the anniversary\
>people think it's ponyshit
>>339436230
I enjoy watching trainwrecks as much as the next person, but you've got to admit v isnt really what it used to be. Hard to enjoy a trainwreck when you're surrounded by shitters.
>>339435425
BLUE.
Tortanic, Dragon age 2 and Mass Effect 3 were the most entertaining games Bioware made and you didn't even need to play them. God knows I didn't.
>>339436270
No tripfags either. I would kill to have tripfags and dubs back.
>No toady to troll retards
Feels batman
>>339431146
Wasn't Tortanic 4 years ago? I remember most of the stuff going on during early 2012.Then again, my memory is a piece of shit, so I could be wrong.
I still play SWTOR every once in a while. Don't think I'll subscribe again though, the sub benefits are pretty mediocre.
>>339436651
Are there any boards that still have board-wide tripfags? Seems like they're always confined to generals on every board.
>>339434714
Let's not forget how a single post caused the entire board to shit itself for months over the definition of "fun".
>>339437052
>2011
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. 5 years.
Anyone have that cap of the guy saying that 2d games couldnt have frames per second?
>>339426607
Can someone post the entire image/what this character looks like
From the image, I keep seeing some sort of walrus
>>339426607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng
>>339437330
They're space jews.
>>339436985/a/
>>339436065
So, she stopped taking his messages for a while, and then later told him she was bi and had a girlfriend, and as far as we know they never met in person? What kind of ending is that?
>>339433374
everyone declared war on bio shit even fucking reddit it
FUCKING PUSSY WHIPPED REDDIT DID
STANRY ROO
GRORIUS READA OF BIOWARU FORUM
>>339437115
>2d games couldnt have frames per second
This is the first I've heard of this holy shit
>>339437052
but this is literally true though
fun is like the result of a good game, not the reason it's good
it's more of just a cop out for when people dont feel like saying why a game is fun and instead just say "its fun" with no other comment
>>339437694
>>339437115
Actually, I just realized I did save that one.
>>339436985
There's still Boco. That's about it isn't it. I can't remember if Boobanon has a trip or just namefags.
>>339430774
these armors though
>>339437810
Hey thanks man. I love collecting that old shit.
>>339437560
I just realized i hadnt updated that picture. Here's the latest.
>>339431914
WE CAN DANC IF WE WANNU
WE CAN REAVE YOU FRIEND BEHIND
CAUSE IF YO FRIEND DON DANCE AND IF DEY DON DANCE DEN DING DONG BANNU
END OF RINE
>>339438064
Don't know if you have this one for threads like this.
>>339438064
>maybe I will meet up with her soon
>1 year ago
Fucking killing me here
>>339438471
I asked for an update but I dont know when he'll reply. I'd add them on skype but only the chick has a unique name
>>339437810
The dumb thing is that FZero is a 3D game. That's what makes it so retarded, anon.
>>339430031
>biotic god
This
Was he "Be excellent to each other." as well?
What's great about TOR is even in the /vg/ thread people will complain about the game and mention how [other contenporary MMO] is better
>>339432106
>those fucking snarky ass posts in response
Why are account based forums so no fun allowed and gay?
>>339432040
>brand_of_sacrifice.jpg
>>339439430
http://i.4cdn.org/v/1464662200121.png
Gotta make that post number rise so you can shit all over the peasantry with post numbers still in the thousands. And you have a name to make for yourself, too! It's just like high school all over again, right?
>>339427256
>>339432040
>"And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name." - Relevation 13:17
>>339439430
What bothers me is that so many defended Stanry Roo even though he was an ass and the moderation was 1984 tier.
Even the most rabid biodrones threw a fit with the ME3 ending though, and I think Bioware had to lock the forum for a while.
>>339432040
Kinda sad considering the story of that one anon who met some devs at the community cantina event. They were apparently absolutely frustrated by the state of the game and desperately trying to turn the whole thibg around oy to be met with insane budget cuts and only a skeleton crew to work on the game after release
>>339437052
>months
More like years.
>>339432336
>520
Jesus christ he got fucked hard
>>339432336
>$600 for an extended warranty and "Geeksquad protection"
Holy shit.
>>339432336
There's a lot of good shit here, but my favorite is how he wrote TERABYTE in all caps.
>>339429484
>you will never have as much fun on /v/ as you did with Tortanic and Donte
WHEN IS THERE GOING TO BE SUCH A MASSIVE OBVIOUS FAILURE WHERE THE DEV TEAM HAS THE SAME SELF AWARENESS OF REHEATED SPAGHETTI AND THE JOURNALISTS EAT THE SHIT UP AGAIN?
>>339432336
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive
Every time
>>339432173
tatoos can be removed
its painful but can be done
What year was the Tortanic?
What fucking year did all this shit start and stop?
>>339440526
>>339440551
Was it a big thing in 2012? I think that by then it was alreay pretty common.
I could get the TERABYTE!!!!! in 2002.
>>339432336
>Nice job Star Wars, you fail at making an MMO
Nothing interesting has happened on /v/ in years
>>339441151
Gamergate, while pure cancer, was interesting.
Anyone have the image of the guy trying to say everything was fine during the start of the end?
It was something along the lines of "if 25% of players are leaving thats room for 25% new players times nothing is wrong so a 400% increase by X"
>>339440892
Yeah I bought a 2TB barracuda for like $70 around that time, and the next day micro center had a sale on the 3TB for $80.
You prolly couldn't buy a 1TB for cheap in 2002, but it wasnt a huge deal in 2012.
>>339441307
>Pure cancer
Nah
>>339431401
no more harmony on /v, i miss it my nigga
>>339436985
They're all fuckinn small time now m8
>Tfw GG attracted shitters and SJWs to 4/v/ and fuIIchan didn't last
Nostalgia thread?Nostalgia thread.
>TORtanic and the ME3 shitstorms ultimately were about the game
>Now everything is about gender
I know there was a bit of that with Hamburger Helper but it was very minor, the center of everything was how shit the games were and how Bioware was ruined.
I miss those innocent times.
>>339438151
Holy fuck kek
>>339437052
>implying he isn't right
>>339441405
It definitely was
>>339442087
Never 5get
>>339442192
Nope. To have such a black and white mindset just shows you're immature. I'm not even a fan of GG, but taking it to an extreme is childish.
>>339442192
>>339441405
>>339441307
Pure cancer for sure, and it ended up basically killing /v/ and leaving it in the sorry state its in today. But before you knew any better following Gamergate and getting on Twitter was fucking hilarious.
>>339442194
>>339442525
Someone let me know if these are being appreciated
>>339442423
>and it ended up basically killing /v/ and leaving it in the sorry state its in today
How new are you? /v/ was shit long before GG.
>>339442623
It was bad (but still had good night threads) but it got elevated to a highly advanced tier of shit after GG
>>339442890
How?
>>339443050
So bad. So very, very bad.
>>339442087
Remember when /v/ spammed galo sengen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>>339433374
>Mass Effect 3 still exists
>>339443134
The media exposure on /v/ because of GamerGate had the same effect as other media coverage, it brings a ton of shitty traffic to 4chan and the site never fully recovers quality wise whenever it happens.
The gaming media coverage specifically brought attention to this board. And it was specifically seen and distributed among reddit shitters, normies, and SJWs looking to take advantage of the anonymity to astroturf.
Are you retarded? This is all common sense nigger.
>>339435425
Everybody who says Blue is literally everything wrong with this board.
>>339436985
Lucifer's still annoying on /vg/, but he generally sticks to /dsg/ and /bbg/.
>>339443594
>Still playing video games
What are you, a toddler? A video game financially flopping sparks discussion among peers.
>>339443483
Evidence that traffic went up?
>>339443739
Moot said as much in his farewell speech.
>>339443050
Wow! Just like in the movies!
TORtanic was fun when it happened, but lets face it, this shit was responsible for why /v/ sucks now.
Any single game that comes out has the pleasant gift of threads spamming and shitposting about how the game is bad and attempting to derail any thread about the game, and when you tell them why they're wrong you just get called "SHILL" or "MARKETEER". Specifically, shit like this during the nuDoom threads
>>339443483
>GG
I don't get why people said this increased activity.
When Moot banned Gamergate literally all of those faggots fucked off to 8ch. Why would someone come for a movement, and still stay when its banned?
>>339443719
>What are you, a toddler?
>still watches anime
Irony
>>339444040
But nudoom is a meme game
>>339435585
>>339435805
>>339436606
>/v/ enjoys shitposting and talking about why gaming sucks more than it does playing games
Never change
Never fucking forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9C9OKMyZng
Never.
>>339443050
What's funny is this has better animations than DA:IWhich isn't saying much.
>>339435585
>>339435805
>>339436024
>>339436606
Literally retarded.
>>339436065
/v/ is only shit because there isn't anything that can spark phenomena, and if it ever did show up the it would probably get shitposted and casted off for more consolewars and ecelebs
>>339435425
>dated
>plodding
>corny
>riddled with bugs
>recommended by assholes and children who cheated their way through the game, if they even played past the tutorial at all.
Dude fuck yeah s-sign me up for Boulder Gate!
>>339435425
Red, the amusement will die away but the shit games will keep coming
>>339426607
WOW WAY TO MIS-GENDER SOMEONE. OP IS A FAG
>>339439845
>Looking for a chao editor for SA2 to get the rare chao
>"You must register to download the link"
>"You must leave a comment to get the Link"
>xXMcFaggot_SuxDicksXx with 1000 and so post labeled ad "Hero"
>Leave post, I'm labeled as "leecher"
>"You must wait until moderation approves the post"
>5 min later
>"For the way of your post we determined you are just posting to get the link , you don't care about the forum. Banned'"
>Mfw
>>339436985
/tv/ has Mr Eko
>>339445846
this didn't happen
>>339446636
The page was xboxheaven or xboxsaves don't remember well, you should try make an account there.
Shit happened years ago tho, who knows if shit still works like that.
tfw the rine finally ended
>>339436985
>we will never have another Lanced Jack
I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
DESIGNATED
DANCING
ZONES
>>339431401
>4 years since the shazbowl
kill me
>>339432336
>One TERABYTE Hard Drive
>TORtanic was already like 3 years ago
>even though it was hilarious at the time all it damaged /v/ irreversibly and now every game has threads about how it's a flop, the worst piece of shit ever, etc
>/v/ is now the Twitter and forum screencap board because of it
Never thought I'd be nostalgic for 2013 /v/ but dear lord has this place gone down the shitter in such a short amount of time.
Oh, wait, it was 2011...
>>339433705
Fuck forums, they're all just circlejerks over how that gayme is the best and greatest of all.
>>339436065
The shitting on Battleborn is pretty good right now.
>>339448193
>you will never fuck up coding a game so badly that dancing makes you immune to damage
>>339448849
We've been calling everything that comes out shit since like 06 or 07, after sonic 06 was such a hysterical disaster.
>>339433440
>more vette
yes please!!!
>TOR
>>339433134
Kek he looks like he hasn't even hit puberty yet. Fuck that was funny.
>>339435425
blue its to good
![1407509953024[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YFxPW3e.png "1407509953024[1].png")
>>339443594
well this is a blue board
>>339427432
FUCKING RACIST!!!
>>339426607
HOL UP
>>339432040
i didn't know costanza worked for bioware
>>339442616
They are, I heard about the ass raping but I never went on /v/ back then. Still a /pol/itician to this day, even though normies are shitting it up because MAGA or FEELTHEBERN
>>339450430
Boy, do I have something for you.
http://forums.eu.square-enix.com/showthread.php?t=189375
>>339431401
Holy fuck has it really been 4 years since the Shazbowl?
>A rag-tag group of /v/irgins led by a BR with 140 ping beats a highly trained and coordinate reddit squad
I miss old /v/. Kill me
>>339426607
>mfw this was originally supposed to be the credits song for Mass Effect 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPY7-6h0k8g
>>339442194
>won by one(1) point
>mocks the other team for not even trying
Look, I hate reddit as much as the next guy but wow.
Oh yeah, they don't even bother to readjust animations for new items.
>>339453956
Why don't you try reading the actual context?
>>339453956
You don't know the circumstances.
I remember the reddit team was actually an assembled team they had tryouts for, and the /v/ team was put together an hour before the match.
The /v/ team was lead by a BR with 150 ping named Sephiroth who pulled off a ridiculous play to tie the series and force a tiebreaker for the win.
It was insane.
>>339426607
>disriking grorious bioware morderator
>>339426607
legit thought that this was the fat secondary villain from the second bionicle movie
>>339454153
Sith warrior
Double blade
????????????
>>339453956
This was during the time that reddit was trying to actually compete with /v/ for LE COOLNESS FACTOR
reddit ended up getting BTFO in every game they played against /v/ and even cheated in BF3 vs /v/ and still lost because they were all shit.
They always organised groups weeks in advanced and had rigorous standards and training for their teams, while /v/ assembled randoms 30mins before the matches and still beat reddit so bad that they'd have no choice but to cheat to stand a chance.
>tfw actually genuinely enjoy TOR
It's a fun game. What can I say?
>>339442194
VGTG
>>339435425
Red because I'm not a fucking autist and actually want to enjoy video games again
>>339454773
okay
>>339454773
Sorry about your autism.
>2016
>/v/ still hasn't moved on from tortanic and tries to make every game release into tortanic 2.0
>>339453956
>Reddit has try outs and peliminaries for who makes it onto their team while practicing for weeks
>/v/'s team is assembled 30 minutes before the match of randoms people who were on.
>Reddit blows /v/ out in the first 2 matches
>/v/ switches up strategies and manages to force a tie at the last minute and win in overtime in the third round.
>/v/ wins the 4th round and then blows reddit the fuck out in the 5th round.
I shouldn't be spoonfeeding newfaggots who also post on Reddit. But hopefully now you know better. Also kill yourself.
>>339433195
That's kinda still true. As much as we shit on WoW for its development decisions, it still has the biggest MMO subscriber base by quite a large margin and nothing we say can really change that.
>>339454773
I enjoy it too, but it's not an MMO. It's a decent Star Wars single player game that lets you sometimes group up with other people to do stuff. If I wasn't such a gigantic SW fan that I have read almost every novel Legacy has ever produced, I wouldn't like it nearly as much.
>>339435425
Both of those buttons mean that BioWare's future games will be awful.
Where's the button to make all of their games KotOR1 or ME1 quality?
>>339456252
>there will never be a Total War: Thrawn game tasks you with building up the Imperial Remnant
>there will never be a VN dating sim that takes place in Luke's new Jedi temple
>there will never be a sniper elite/hitman hybrid where you play as Boba Fett taking down marks
Suffering.
>>339432650
>paying for a man to touch your wife
KEK
>>339456986
Yeah but on the other hand
>the Beldorian will never be mentioned ever again
>no more games of people trying to shove in the Vong
>>339456429
Give me the fun combat of Jade Empire with the sense of exploration from ME1 and the characterization/dialog from DA:O.
>>339456986
>there will never be a Total War: Thrawn game tasks you with building up the Imperial Remnant
Look into the Thrawn's Revenge 2 mod for Sins of a Solar Empire Rebellion, it's fucking perfect and you will absolutely love it, it completely revamps the game, UI and all.
>>339457094
Oh, man, the vong books were such a godawful series. It was torture to get through them. Even the obi-wan/anakin series was better.
>>339457186
o fuk
How did I never hear about this?
>>339457059
Trumpfags this is your mindset
>>339457287
Literally everything involving the Vong was bad. I can't think of a single good thing in Legacy that came out of its inclusion.
>>339457361
Probably because it's a mod for a semi-niche game.
Really hope you enjoy it as much as I did, it's a great experience to build up Remnant fleets and take on the galaxy with Thrawn.
>>339455636
Grow up
So what's with the massive hateboner for the Vong?
I only ever read the Thrawn and Hand of Thrawn stuff, so I have no idea.
>>339458103
You have no idea man. The Yuuzhan Vong are like the epitome of everything that was wrong with legacy. You genuinely can't understand it until you read it yourself.
>>339454238
>>339454772
People always say /v/ is shit at games too
>>339457480
The gay mandalorians maybe? It was neat I guess to see more of how they live.
>>339458103
It brings in a new shitty race, totally shits on JJK/YJK by killing off pretty much everyone, kills off Chewbacca and Anakin Solo for no real purpose, and worst, the plot is incredibly boring with severely ham fisted morality garbage.
>>339454398
Clearly a Sith Assassin
>>339458278
>>339458496
Well, since I'm not sure I want to know, any recommended reading? Enjoyed Thrawn, obviously.
>>339429484
>OF
Too bad it was the beginning to shitpost every upcomming bigger and smaller AAA game in the ground months before release
>>339429484
the forums also gave so much comedy gold like this
>>339458997
Bounty Hunter trilogy, JJK/YJK if you don't mind the simplicity, X-wing series, Shadows of the Empire if you like comics.
>>339436985
/vg/ is still apretty big Tripfaggot circle jerk tbqh
>>339459294
>having to pay for quickbars and the ability to run
Ah man, it really was incredible
