John Wick is after you, the protagonist of the last game you played will protect you.
How fucked are you?
Shit, Sawatari from Starless. Maybe he can drink johns piss long enough to distract him or something?
>>339171234
I have Nu-Doomguy
Literally fuck off Wick
>Overwatch
So Tracer?
She'd wipe the floor with John. He's not equipped to deal with her time travel bullshit.
Doom Guy. Doom Guy wins.
>>339171378
Same. Wrong time for any of these how fucked are you scenarios.
>>339171234
Your meme is old and this film was shit. Fuck off.
>>339171575
>this film was shit
No, you fuck off!
>>339171234
Hmm.
Last game I played was TMNT: mutants in Manhattan. Needless to say, it's not looking good for the turtle brothers.
i have the protagonist from call of duty black ops 3, maybe i can kill wick by having us constantly ask him WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THE FUCKING FROZEN FUCKING FORREST?
Some fucking normie from This War Of Mine.
gg
>Sam Fisher.
I might be okay.
>My New Vegas courier
Haha kill yourself John
Norman Reedus in PT.
Fuck.
>>339171234
True hero maxed out Delsin Rowe
SAVE ME DELSIN!
Pointman from FEAR
I win
>>339171234
Me and Tony Hawk are going to fucking die
>>339171234
Trickster on path of exile, good luck john.
>>339171234
last game i touched was a replay of FF7.
So, cloud, i guess? or casn i get the whole team?
Cloud should suffice though
>>339171234
Geralt of Rivia.
He'd probably just use the axii sign to convince Wick to leave me alone.
>>339171902
>the fight consists of nothing but jump cuts to each character performing a center-axis relock
>>339171234
My Courier 6 with 100 gunskill and 100 unarmed. It will be a good fight.
My character on ARK who's only equipped with hide clothing, a bow, and a pike.
>max payne
fug
>>339172337
cloud would fuck most niggers up
he has borderline dragon ball z disorder
>My Dragon Age: Inquisition character
He'd probably explain to Wick that he's a genderfluid pansexual otherkin and that attacking him would be discrimination.
Warframe
He'd be dead before he knew what happened
>>339172476
good fight
>>339172251
Kek
>>339172564
kek
>YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
i can see sera saying it
>>339171234
>John Wick
the pen-and-paper RPG designer?
>Pokémon character
I have multiple E.v trained Arceus's. I'm good.
>Mercy
Ha haaaa, get fucked Wick.
>>339171234
>CARL FRANZ, EMPEROR AND PRINCE
vs
>Man with gun
I'm alright.
>>339171575
i bet you also hate pacific rim.
>>339171234
I'll be okay.
>>339171234
>NewDoom
I think I'm fine.
>>339172617
are you gonna distract him with some lewds?
>>339171234
Grimgor Ironhide, I guess he's gonne get fucking chopped in half
>>339171234
A John Wick vs. a Spartan from Halo.
Let´s be honest here, John Wick is too normal to be match for most vidy protagonists, you don´t even have to pick any kind of powerful characters to roflstomp him.
>>339171749
Their shells are bulletproof, afaik, and they can also cut them in two, or deflect them, iirc.
>>339171234
Did I kill his dog?
>>339172669
Isn't Keanu Asian or something though? He might have an edge there.
Pic related. I think I will survive.
>inb4 weeb
>>339171234
what if i last played payday 2 as john wick?
Highly skilled generic Battlefield 4 soldier
So pretty fucked
>Kronos WoW
I haven't seen JW, could he handle a well-armed Dwarf (with Eng) and his trained pet bear?
>>339172824
i think so, like half asian. But we both know how powerfull the agenda's twists can be if it needs to fit the narrative. One day asians are a cwool minority, the next they are overpriviledged "white" cis scum
>>339172820
Yes and you stole his car and in a drunken stupor you pissed on his wife's grave for good measure.
>>339172809
Their shells are bulletproof
Their skulls aren't
>>339172807
Except Grimgor is probably gonna cave my skull in right afterward
>>339172827
weeb
>>339171234
>Alette from The Banner Saga 2
I'm fucked
and she's fucked too if John sees her
>>339172824
I think he's hawaiian, so whatever the fuck hawaiians are.
>>339171234
>My EvE Online main.
I don't think Wick can shoot my Supercarrier out of the sky.
Niko Bellic
Would be interesting
morrowind character, i'll be fine
in this case,
>how Fucked is John wick?
Does using a demifiend custom character in soul calibur count as demifiend or devil jin?
>>339171234
>Metal gear solid 3
You better remember your fucking basics of cqc boss
Bismarck, at least the Kaiser has the entire German empire protecting me.
>>339172925
>>339172824
He is a canadian, Native Hawaiian, Portuguese, English, Scottish, more distant Chinese, remote Dutch born in beirut, grown up in new york.
I´m not even joking.
>>339173064
According to wiki he was born in Lebanon and is Chinese, Native Hawaiian, Portugese and English. So basically he's an evil white male.
>>339173107
JC is just going to stun lock him with a submachine or some shit cause it has no poise nigga
>>339173258
Not nearly enough.
>>339171615
/v/ where we argue about movies
>>339173181
>keanu reeves never made it into a metal gear game.
>no epic CQC bossfight against keanu reeves
man Keanu reeves can't be that expensive, and i bet Kojima loves the matrix.
missed opportunity.
>>339172961
He's protecting you though. Like maybe you showed him some Deviantart shit of Gork and Mork and now he thinks you're a humie profet of the godz.
>>339172959
They won´t get hit, since they have the speed to cut them out of the air, also, lets be realistic, the head of a humanoid turtle of that size is most likely impervious to smaller calibers as well.
>>339171234
I'm fucked.
Fuck.
>>339173289
>>339173275
no wonders he's a fucking immortal
>>339173440
Nah m8 he'll never fucking catch you now.
The generic tournament character from One Must Fall 2097. Full stats, full upgrades and Jaguar with two enhancements.
I think I'm pretty safe
>Karl Franz, the emperor of the empire of man
Yeah, I'm dead in 5 turns. Agent actions are too strong.
>>339173419
But kojima needs to use all the budget so we can take pics of dinner with his waifu and then tweet them
>>339173440
hop in the car, now you are 2 fast to be caught, you're saved
>picrelated
Well, I'll be totally fine.
>>339172743
its better than another overwatch thread
>>339173457
retard strength though
I think I'm fine desu
>Heroes of the Storm
There's no real main character, so my last played hero.
>Tassadar
John is kinda fucked. Tassadar shields me then goes Archon on his ass.
>>339173385
>Hunter has sanic dodging speeds
>has a Big ass pizza cutter
>Hunter aslo use spells
>>339171234
>47
Shit, I don't know, two perfect killing machines. Maybe 47's genetics will give him an edge? They probably would end up killing each other in spectacular way.
>>339171234
PAYDAY 2 as John Wick
Jebediah Kerman
>hello darkness my old friend
>>339173865
>they fight in narrow corridor
>hunter spend the first half not bouncing on the wall
>John gets one hit
>Hunter spends all the time trying to heal
>Hunter gets heal parry
>Connection was lost
Today was a bad day to play my old childhood games
>>339174105
I doubt he will give much fucks about trying to protect you and instead will use you as bait. But then again Absolution happened and turned 47 into a softie.
>>339174207
>Hunter aslo has sheilds
>Hunter could gank him
Who is the protagonist if street fighter?
God damn it, I'm gonna die huh?
I might be okay?
>>339174413
Well he's an assassin for hire so I'm sure he'd do it for the right price
As long as hes sober i'm fine.
>>339174434
>shields in bb
>gank
if he needs to turtle it and summon instead of getting good you're fucked
>>339171378
this.
As much acrobatic shit Wick can pull off, all his victims are hired thugs that combined would be slaughtered by a single Revenant.
I can only imagine how Doomguy would glory kill Theon and Wicks' dog.
>protagonist
Not sure so I'll go with last character played, Triborg.I'm safe only to become cyberized myself once he's done with Wick. Yay?
>>339173547
I was gonna say, I'd have Thorgrim Grudgebearer. Maybe I can just hide behind the throne...?
>>339174564
Fug. I don't think assassin services expenses will fit into my annual budget.
>>339174493
Ryu.
So if john tries stealth youre fucked.
Did I kill his fucking dog, or was it my son?or am I russian?
Either way I have commander Shepherd
Glitch is a One Droid Army even without hacking into any Mils, I should be fine.
>>339171234
Captain Titus of the Ultramarines.
I'm good.
>>339174663
>Hunter V John wick
>Hunter spends whole time dodging
>when John wick tries to get a him on him
>Hunter Uses Moonlight holy blade
>>339171234
That should do... seriously outgunned but well, you don't need state of the art weaponry when you can fuck with time and space.
Plus I played him high chaos, so he won't go non-lethal.
>>339175069
>Shepard sex up JC
>now they're both for you
>Shepard now sex you up
>Glorious Threesome
You won sempai
>>339172402
Not the way I play Geralt.
John Wick is getting dismembered.
>>339175114
>glitch
My fucking nigga.
All of glitches weapons were designed to kill robots and he can fake death, john wick would eventually die if he failed to dodge once.
TL;DR
Film protags are much weaker than most vidya protags due to muh realism faggots.
>Unreal Tournament
My guy gets to respawn, so I'm ok.
>>339175623
(but you dont)
>>339175339
Is Geralt immune to bullets and explosives? Quen won't hold for long. Sure, Witchers can deflect arrows and bolts with swords, but what about 7.62?
Sam Fisher. I guess it's a draw
That club scene
>>339171234
>The Dragon of Dojima
I'm fucking invincible
I'm fucked but at least I get to see this asshole die.
>>339171234
Who is the prot of overwatch ? 76?
>Keanu getting into guns so he can do even better in John Wick 2
Hype.
>tfw John Wick 2 soon
Unless John wick turns into a fish I'm beyond fucked.
The real question is, how fucked is John Wick?
>>339176394
Forgot to post pick
i hope they use blanks and squibs in john wick 2.
>>339171234
I think I'm gonna be just fine.
>"I GOT A BULLET WITH YOUR NAME ON IT JOHN WICK"
I'm safe.
>>339171234
>>339176350
gawdamn
>Raiden
LET ER RIP!
>>339172737
As much as I liked pacific rim because it was giant robots, it wasn't a good movie man.
>>339176814
the middle part was a little slow but overall it was pretty good.
>Kleese
He'd be likely to fall asleep or stop breathing momentarily just when he was supposed to defend me, being the old fart he is.
>>339171234
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
you don't play as one character but have 4 playable characters in your squad
Thor,Wolverine,Spiderman,Captain America
>john Wick is going to get fucked
>>339171234
Republic Commando
He's fucked if they're all together but apart is a different story,
>>339177078
>not maining Rath
>>339172940
There is a Punisher villan who actually pisses on the Castle family's grave.
>>339171234
Is there a single medium of entertainment farther in the shitter than movies and TV?
>>339177364
Nicky Cavella.He did not die well.
>>339171234
Big Boss, would be a pretty good fight tbf, but Boss would fuck him up big time
>>339176174
Reminded me of a direct telephone number in one of Florida's popular cities.
>>339177519
How'd he kill him?
>>339171234
dat tactical turtleneck
What a great day to have gotten back to Bayo 2!
>>339171234
Bearer of the Curse it'll be interesting at least
>>339177646
Venom and BB could both work.
Max Payne motherfucker, basically Punisher with perfect ZA WARUDO.
>>339177498
Videogames you cocksucker
>>339177720
Frank, after destroying everything in his path, took him out to the wilderness and shot him in the stomach. Then he left him there until his "guts filled up with shit" and he died of infection/exposure. He was found with no eyes as crows had eaten them.
>>339177808
What?
>>339177924
>>339172476
this
bad things tend to happen to those he's supposed to defend...
real good at killing though
>>339178453
>You are me and I am you
>imperial guard
who the fuck is john wick?
>>339171575
Its 2016. Being contrarian doesnt make you look cool anymore.
>>339178698
Fuck that's awesome, can't wait for his solo series. I'm not watching DD for him and I already looked up clips on YouTube.
OP8 Melee build Krieg
I think Im good
>>339179083
Sorry, this is Ennis's MAX run (undisputed best Punisher run ever). Frank from DD is quite different.
>>339179267
Inner Krieg noticed you killed his dog, turns axe on you after a poorly communicated moment explaining why the fuck is this guy gunning for you.
>>339179083
>solo series
Shit, I had no idea this was happening. I remember seeing an awesome short a while back where he ravages some nigger with a bottle of whisky outside a laundromat. It isn't related to that at all, is it? Because that'd be stellar.
>>339171234
>Archaon the Everchosen
I think i'm fucked either way.
>>339171234
>FFX
>Maxed out Tidus.
I duno. He tanked gunfire before in the game when he was no way near maxed out. now all his stats are at 255 and he literally can do fucking magic and revive himself every time he dies. My guess: Wick gets him a couple of times but get slowly worn out and loses in the end due to Auto-life on Tidus.
>>339176350
reeves becomes /k/eanu -- goddamn looking forward to john wick 2.
>>339178698
Punisher punishing bad people makes my dick rock hard.The context here, if you are wondering, is that the woman and her husband are running a forced prostitution ring. The line about being stronger and thus being free to do whatever he wants to her is word for word what she told to new "recruits"
>>339171234
>the entire military might of the planet-spanning Advent Empire
I think I'll be okay.
>>339179385
Well shit
>Agent 47
I think I'm safe.
>Wei from Sleeping Dogs
I'd like to see this fight.
>>339171234
Seneschal from dragon's dogma
fuck off wick
>>339179713
I fucking loved it when in the DareDevil show some questionable clerk tried to sell Frank CP. I literally went "Ooooh shit's about to go down"
>>339179463
That was continuing Thomas Jane Punisher, pretty underrated imo.
He wasn't all body bags and he used his brains also.
Convinced this guy his wife was cheating on him with a closeted friend and guy kills his friend and his wife.
>She took the train
Agent 47 so I think im ok
>>339179713
No pictured: he keeps throwing her against the shatterproof glass because "you'll fall apart before it does." He was right, as it eventually popped right out of the frame and she went sailing to the ground.
>>339179978
Aside from that giant fireball in the shape of his logo, that movie wasn't too bad.
>>339179713
There is a scene in one of those Punisher MAX comics where he guns down a whole army of niggers but they can't hit him because they hold their guns sideways.
>>339179376
Punisher anything is good imo so it makes no difference which they take influence from.
I haven't read ennis run, is there a compendium or something?
>>339171234
>Duke Nukem
I might be safe
>>339180293
There's likely an omnibus or something of all of them. They're easy to find in TPB or online anyway as they're amazing and very popular. You can stop reading when Aaron and Steve take over.
>>339180269
It was on the nose but still enjoyable. I watched it on tv when fx played the shit out of it.
>One dumb sonaofbitch bringing a knife to a gunfight.
>>339180483
no one is safe
>>339180292
>>339180515
>I can hear what yer thinkin'
>>339179938
>Sale was going fine
>Frank was about to leave
>Clerk mentions child porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IODlTddQBs
>>339180292
Based as fuck, you know you're fucked when Punisher comes after you regardless.
>>339180668
>You may come back some day
"Frumpy" dressed down Rebecca Romijin is best imo.
>>339180695
Yup. In this history of fuck ups he fucked up the most.
>>339171234
Wick is fucked
>Courier
John Wick's beyond fucked.
>>339180894
>now we have that fat bitch from the mockingbird movies
Everything sucks now.
>>339171234
Let's see if he likes the Ball Buster.
It has 3 protags?
So if it has to be one, I choose Leanne, even if Vashyron is a super cool guy
>>339171234
>Arkham Asylum
>>339171234
>Serious Sam 3: BFE
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28oQ3IPYzyg
Based as fuck, I might watch dd if it has more scenes like this.
>That feel when the Dovakiin is my personal protector
I feel like this would probably be a pretty fun fight to watch even if Widow may lose.
>>339171234
>old Doomguy
yeach, im fine
>>339180695
Link to scene?
>>339179938
>tried to sell Frank CP
Whoops
Rest is here: http://imgur.com/gallery/jLMnE
>>339182067
6ft guy all in black, middle of the night says that shit you dun fucked up.
>>339171234
Let's see, my paranoid craven 60 year old king from CK2. I'm pretty fucked, unless he gets some mooks, I've managed to load him up to 22 martial so he can lead others to fight for him pretty well...
>>339182013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VuSLiiQMLc
>>339171234
James Earl Cash would fuck that guy up any day.
would John even kill a kid?
>>339182780
>would John even kill a kid?
No. unless that kid slaughtered his doggie
>>339182780
Fucker didn't even kill one of two women that had lines in the script, I doubt he'd kill a child.
>>339182321
When he said that shit I actually facepalmed.
Goddamn I hope Punisher actually shows up in a movie, thank fuck he's getting a series.
Get fucked Wick, I'm going to sell you this ham sandwich and you're going to 160% market price for it.
>>339182067
>20 years later
Frank knows his shit.
>>339183153
>she's barely 12
>>339173396
Well, seeing as how the place is infested with sonyggers, that's about the only thing we can do.
>>339183464
The way he says it is what really bothers me.
>>339171234
Agent 47, I think I'm ok?
>>339182920
>Betty Spaghetti
Ajay from Far Cry 4...I'd say i have 50/50 chance
>>339183464
>>339183153
Yeah. I usually don't have such strong reactions to shows but DareDevil season 2 kinda brought it out in me
>whole gang gets shot down
>they find out it was done by just one guy
I started thinking: "who could have done that?"
>then we see him on a rooftop with a scoped rifle (but not with the Skull shirt)
And i slowly went.. is.. is that.. could it be.. IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING PUNISHER! I was actually hyped as fuck. and I'm normally a jaded old edgelord sucking the fun out of everything.
Of course the surprise of it is now kinda ruined because FC was so good that everyone talks about him and they advertise the show with his face instead of MMs.
Corvo fucking Attano.
I'm fine.
>>339184054
Mike Tyson is a rapist "allegedly" probably is. Can't recall at the moment.
Irony is palpable
>>339184074
Only at the end does he have it.
Most of you nerds stealth element, JC can just pick a sniper and blast your balls off before your game character can say git gud. Completely avoiding direct combat.
Unless you have a actual guy who planes ahead you're beyond fucked
>>339172402
>Axii puppet
How can Wick compare?
>>339171234
Pretty sure Doomguy can handle John Wick. I'll be fine.
>>339184121
That's Corvo The Imperial Pussy Slayer, motherfucker.
>My archer from Tree of Savior
I'm fucked already.
>>339171234
John wick is protecting me from John wick ?
Thx jewday 2
>>339171234
Amaterasu from Okami.
I be just fine
Oh fuck.
![Charlie-Cox-Daredevil-600x340[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F7zN6x6.jpg "Charlie-Cox-Daredevil-600x340[1].jpg")
>>339184459
Yeah. He kinda sprays it onto a piece of body armour. I like that about the Daredevil show. They show us how the heroes got their costumes. DD himself only got his at the very end of S1. He didn't just suddenly go "oh I'm fighting crime now, better put on a fucking costume like a dork" he first went out in basically black clothes and a black bandana over his head and then later actually findsGladiatorwho has been supplying fisk with armour and asks him to make him one too. It's pretty cool actually.
>mobius 1
Get fucked.
>>339176602
yes, because the last guy raiden was bodyguard for ended completely fine
>>339171234
>ashen one
Not sure, probably dead meat i think.
>>339176350
damn
John Marston vs. John Wick.
Now that would be a fight that I would pay money to see.
>47
I have a good chance of survival. It could go either way though.
>>339184885
Depends, are you with Hoshido or Nohr, or maybe Revelations.
>>339171234
>NBA Jam: OFE
I guess Chuck Person would be cool to hang with until Keanu kills me.
>>339182067
Say what you will about superheroes but Punisher gets results, everybody else just throws them in jail and they inevitably get out through some technicalities or whatever in comics.
Punisher deals with the most realistic criminals and everybody else deals with a big bad, sure the mafia is his big bad I suppose but he deals with them permanently regardless.
Batman is close but his villans always come back to bite him (Jason Todd/Oracle paralyzed) because he has compassion for literal abominations and thinks they can be helped.
>>339185639
Nohr.
John vs his evil twin
>>339184979
Hey, at least the black costume is accurate to the comics since that's what he wore first. Wish he went for more beaten up version of the yellow costume.
>>339185778
There is one more important determination factor
Did you skinshipped?
All this thread has done is remind me I love the Punisher.
He's one of the few old "edgy" heroes from the earlier decades that really made it in the sense it's not a dead series / end for the hero much like Magneto seems to be. Time to play some Max Payne.
>>339184979
Mohawk Gladiator? I don't follow comics that closely to be honest.
I only like Batman and Punisher even then Batman is kinda one note imo but he has good villans.
>>339177271
>not maining and waifuing alani
>look up John Wick composer
>mostly unimpressive
How'd he pull this out of his ass?
>>339186017
He isn't really edgey he deals with realistic criminals instead of costumed freak number 123
>>339185928
I have no idea what that means. I just started Nohr though, so I don't have a kid unit yet if that's what you're talking about. I just finished Brithright last night.
>>339171234
Half life
I'm pretty fine.
>>339186017
ever play the punisher game based on the movie with tom jane?
it's surprisingly fun
>>339171234
Doomguy.
John Wick is fucked.
>>339186319
I watched a playthrough and it looks cool, I really like the flashbacks when interrogating thugs.
Bats from Arkham Knight. I'll be fine.
