I hope you guys are thanking your healers
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I hope you guys are thanking your healers
I will once I find one that knows there is a buff ability and saves the ultimate for actually tense situations
I will when they learn to stop dying
>make a big play
>torbjorn gets play of the game being afk while his turret steals 3 kills
>>338853448
Saving your ultimate wastes it, you have to use it fairly often but on important targets and obviously look for good situations.
If you just sit on it because you're waiting for an ebin 3+ res then people are gonna stay dead when they didn't have to.
>>338853716
If it will accomplish nothing what does it matter if they stay dead?
>>338853815
Because you use on people who will accomplish something you dumbass. Having anyone at all to contest a point is a good thing, resurrecting tanks and shit is even better.
>>338853929
So what do you do when nobody will be able to accomplish anything because there's a bastion camping or the other team's mei just ulted and all your team's corpses are in the middle? Oh, that's right, you don't revive anybody
>>338854447
You get ults faster than you think. If you have a big nigger character like Winston on your team and you heal him from critical to full it literally gives you an ult because he has so much HP.
There's always an aspect of luck and sometimes you pop one just before everything goes to shit, that's just the way things go. Though I actually got PotG recently after our whole team got Mei ulted and then high nooned and I revived them all. That's a combination of luck and me keeping my ass barely alive while I mash Q.
>Get almost 13000 damage healed, over 50% of team damage
>11 resurrections, 20 something defensive assists
>Somehow even get PotG as Mercy when I triple revived and healed a Roadhog
>Some faggot playing Reaper on my team bitches at me in chat that I stole his PotG and that I should play a character that takes skill
>Implying I thank Mercys
Oh wow such skill standing there and holding M1
Accquire talent and play Zenyatta like a real man
>>338854913
He is right you know.
>thanking your support
fuck off. you don't deserve to be thanked, it's your job. if you didn't want to be a heal slut you should've picked someone else. i don't thank soldier or reaper every time they kill or reinhardt every time he shields. its your fucking job
>>338855362
Maybe you should thank those guys for their contributions.
>>338855358
eh but he's a reaper, most of the reapers I've played so far just spams their shots and uses their ult in the most predictable ways
>>338853716
>res a zarya and a roadhog
>zarya immediately runs forward into a pit
>roadhog is pinned and bashed by reinhardt while he stands there doing nothing
If I don't play something not support then we don't tend to win. I'm so sick of these oxygen deprived idiots letting tracer and reaper fuck me up and get away while I desperately try to jump back and forth between healing targets to get some distance.
Supports are really boring to play in this game. Also you get focused so hard it's not even remotely fun.
Why the fuck should I thank you for playing the game? Do you thank me when I kill someone?
>>338853341
Yeah I am. In fact, they're my top priority to protect in team-based games.
>play Mercy
>9 whole people thank me
>play mercy
>stand behind reinhardt
>hold m1
>get 9 commends at the end
>>338855931
>be mercy
>in orgy
>9 2/3 people thank me
>>338856019
that's not how mercy werks this isn't TF2
Related not only to Overwatch, but games in general: As a healer main, what's up with these faggotron healers/supports demanding a "thank you" after every thing they do? Nigger, it's your JOB. A tank doesn't demand you to thank them for holding aggro. A damage dealer doesn't demand you to thank them for bursting a mob.
If you pull some sick play and prevent a team wipe, that's thankful. But just buffing and keeping teammates at high health is the very least that's expected from you.
>>338856627
It just proves that healing is a shitty job no one wants to do except cum guzzlng sluts
>>338856627
Thank them
>your team is so bad you are topping eliminations, damage, healing and objective time with fucking lucio
where is the fucking ranked
Another Overwatch thread? Alright I'm cool with that, [-].
>>338857217
whats the point of going into every overwatch thread you find and bumping it like this you autistic faggot?
>>338856627
Blame mmos for feeding egos
>>338853341
You faggots need to start protecting Mercy. Every goddamn time I'm healing/buffing like crazy flying all over the place like a crackhead rezzing frequently the entire enemy team starts diving for me, especially those cunt ass Tracers. It's a legit tactic but retards don't realize that when Mercy goes down the rest follow.
>>338857386
>not overwatch and it's 10 different ways for the game to commend you for doing anything at all
I mean seriously what the fuck is "teleporter uptime"? That's not even something I did right, it's something my team did right by not dying and having to use it. Why is it a stat for me?
I like combat medic.
>>338857607
Im disgusted at the mercy players who dont know how to teather to people and escape fire
She can be the most mobile player if your team is around
I usually stick to arcade Mercy as the extra health really helps her
>>338857796
>comabt medic
More like "I'm a glass cannon please target me"
>use resurrection on one person
>2 others die immediately after it ends
I need to learn how to time it better,
>>338854920
>playing the worst healer
medpacks heal more
>>338853341
Because you decided to make another thread instead of just posting in the 20 others just so you get more attention I am gonna be a complete shit to all healers I see for the lifetime of this game. Though that will probably only be about 2 months.
>>338857776
Who the fuck knows but really the whole idea of thanking healers can be traced to mmos
>>338857886
I'm constantly flying back and forth. It's really useful to get away from diving players, but sometimes you still get caught with your pants down if no one on your team is looking out for you when all you're doing is looking out for them.
>>338858113
>Zen
>worst healer
Pick one and only one
>>338858280
I'll pick both
>>338858301
that's against the rules tho
>>338853341
I hope Blizzard properly credits your account for your offered marketing services
Is it just me or do health bars above allies really blend into the environment and are hard to see? I wish they were more noticable
>>338858301
So you'll be willfully blind to symmetra. Sounds autistic.
>>338858384
Anything it takes to get the Valkyrie Mercy skin
Ill blow them all I can
>>338856627
because tanking and healing is FUCKING BORING compared to doing damage in every game ever
>>338853341
Thanked :3c
>>338858454
Why would i acknowledge someone who doesn't exist
>do this after getting a kill on my way
>it's a team wipe
>furiously masturbate to my own greatness so we almost lose when they respawn
>play of the game
>its
>fucking
>junkrat
>with a double kill
>Rein shielding his healslut
>walk right past his shield as Roadhog
>give that Swiss bitch the ol' hook and cook
It's hilarious how many Reinhardt's will just walk around with shield constantly up doing nothing while I tear their squishies apart. Just start swinging your hammer, nigga.
Last night when I was Symmetra I got 10 commendations. The other 2 fags were too buttblasted I guess and didn't even commend anyone. Felt pretty good
>>338853341
>thanking yourself because no one wants to play the healer class
>>338858706
>furiously masturbate at my greatness
you pressed Q
>>338858706
>look at me I pressed Q I'm so good
Go to bed edgy mexican man
>>338858706
>pssht...nothing personal kid
>teleports behind you
>dual shotgun spinning death blossom
>hovers away
Literally edgy cancer: The Character
>>338858706
>Mom, get the camera!
>Why, sweetie?
>I pressed Q!!!
>>338858645
and having people thank you somehow makes it fun?
>>338858645
It's fun playing Mercy. Zipping around the field, topping people off, doing a little damage when possible, buffing your dumbshit Bastions, turning the tide of battle with a good rez...she's literally the best hero
>>338858454
She literally does no healing and isn't meant to be doing any. That's like saying hanzo is the worst healer in the game. Support does not equal healer.
healing/buffing pharahs truly is the greatest feeling, no wonder they are purest form of love.
>>338855931
Thank you for helping, cute anon!
>>338859246
That's a cute argument
>>338858163
>play roadhog all the time and hook+shotgun whoever gets too close to my support
>supports stick near me because of it and I get to wreck faces a lot more reliably because of it
Helping supports is a wonderful thing.
>play Mercy
>pocket a Widowmaker
>Zen also pockets her with Harmony Orb
>roll every team we come across
This game is piss easy.
>>338858706
is this you senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFF5q1BqpWI
>>338859416
Exactly. Finding players that realize this is hard.
>>338853716
This, sitting on your ult. means you won't be building charge towards your next ult., there's such a thing as shitting it away but there are definitely also people who need to learn to use it more often.
>>338859416
>playing roadhog
>bastion on my team set up with an awkward line of fire
>start grabbing enemies and pulling them into the bastion
>a mei joins in and freezes them
>we hold the entire game at the first choke point
>>338858792
>Symmetra
>getting commendations
I don't believe the average puber is capable of understanding assistance that isn't right in front of them.
>>338858834
>you pressed Q
>>338853448
>I will once I find one that knows there is a buff ability and saves the ultimate for actually tense situations
>save it
WEW LADS, found the useless Mercy! A good Mercy should be getting her ult once every 35 seconds. If you don't have 20 ults as mercy by the end of a standard match you have failed. She charges faster than anyone, even Hanzo. You're a moron.
>>338859397
? Explain.
>>338859174
Mercy is best when you have a competent team who knows their limits with you around.
When on a full-retard team, that's a completely different story.
>fucking shit up as lezbo dyke.
>Mercy can't heal for shit and switches to fucking widowmaker of all people
>switch to Lucio even though i hate that BR piece of shit. Double kill. Pop ult. Final push for a victory.
Fuck my healers. They can't even slut right.
>>338858996
Thanking the behind the scenes supporters is recognizing that they relegated themselves to shitty undesirable jobs, helping the overabundant heavy assaults and snipers and tanks have so much fun, get those huge killstreaks and the glory of the top of the scoreboard/PotG/Commendations.
>>338859652
Maybe having the Devi skin helped but I'm pretty sure the enemy team really hated me for being so annoying
>>338859678
This. The ult charges stupid fast. Unless the enemy team is doing no damage there's no excuse to not pop your ult as Mercy pretty much every time someone goes down.
How significant is Mercy's damage boost?
>>338859728
Sp true. Every time i give a heal stream, they think they are immune to taking damage and taking cover. So naturally the get blown away.
>>338858994
>>338858861
>>338858834
Pssh... It's about when you press Q, kid.
>>338859925
positioning does not take skill
>>338859894
30% boost
>>338859894
Wiki says 30%
>Play Mercy
>Fly around healing everyone, gets raped by a gorilla and noone protects me
>Healing Reinhardt, he lets down his shield and thrusters into a Bastion dying in the process
>Have to kill flankers with my shit pistol because my teammates can't turn more than 180 degrees
>Play Luccio
>Tons of kills
>Run up walls and never die
>Knock multiple people off the map to their doom
>Hold shield so that I can counter enemy ults
If Mercy's ult wasn't op as fuck I would never play that bitch.
>>338859894
25%. It's useful if you don't want to pop out of a corner to pistol dudes
how long does it take to gitgud with Mercy?
>get play of the game as Mei
>8 commends afterwards
>>338860095
However long it takes to hover over the character "mercy" left-click and hit "select"
>>338860095
Follow team. Point your screen at them, and give health if needed. If not give damage boost. Stay behind cover as much as possible. Don't be stupid, but don't overthink it.
>>338859886
Sometimes it's better to save it though.
There are many times where I just let my teammates die so I can res more of them at once instead of just wasting it on our Widowmaker only for the rest of the team to die seconds later.
>>338857139
Fucking end of June, what a let down
>Play as Reinhardt
>Hold up shield
>I will help team
>Team runs through my shield constantly and dies to enemy fire
This is why I play Mei. Revenge for being stuck with retarded teammates.
>>338859652
Bitches love sentry turret kills.
>>338853716
>>338853448
Mercy has the fastest ult charge in the game, you need to be using it but not wasting it.
The idea is to ask yourself what you stand to gain off that revive, sometimes reviving a single person can completely change the game and it's worth throwing it out. Obviously you don't want to revive one person only to have the enemy team run in with a zarya pharah combo and teamwipe you, that's why as Mercy you have to pay close attention to not only where the enemy is but what ultimates they have at the ready.People assume shes an easy hero to play but she's probably one of the hardest to play correctly.
>play as Mercy
>everyone disappears around a corner leaving me alone
>can't escape
>die to a reinhardt/winston
>>338860205
>>338860283
i don't have the game and i didn't play her in open beta
i've never played as a healer but it looks like fun
>team sucks
>can't get to the first objective
>about to lose
>switch to Mercy
>immediately gain ground and take first objective in OT
>quickly win the whole game
It's all about team composition, boyos
>>338853448
>Saves the ultimate
You must be the stupidest nigga alive. I can get back Mercy's Resurrect in like forty seconds, it costs NOTHING in the grand scheme of things. Unless we're on a point capturing I'm not going to save it for that perfect moment, that's idiotic.
>>338860347
Every game. Give the group up message. The smart ones just might just remember that they can deal free damage wothout consequence.
>>338860434
Mercy is like a support in League of Legends: boring and simplistic at first glance, but requires the most game knowledge and keep tracking of the battlefield, your team, and the enemy team in order to play effectively.
>>338858834
>>338858861
>>338858884
>>338858994
Stay mad :^)
>>338860557
It's literally impossible to win without a healer if the other team has one.
>take one stray bullet
>spend a minute getting a health pack
>meanwhile
>wound enemy
>they are 100% in two seconds unless you outright kill them
>>338860657
dumb frogposter
>>338860434
>tfw working together with your team like a well oiled machine
>tfw getting 10 commendations after
>>338860289
True. You've got to use your head. If you have an ult ready and you see an ally go down, but the team is getting swamped and looks like more are about to fall it's always good to try and wait 5 more seconds.
>Enemy team has former Quake pro on Pharah
>Noone on your team will switch to something to shoot her out of the sky like 76.
This is when I generally say fuck it and switch off support. If my team is too dumb then fuck them.
>win
>get potg of the literal game winning play
>you're the only one on your team on the voting screen
>4 votesincluding my own
It's not fair bros! Why do only healbots get upboats?
>>338860716
Sure bro, oh wait what's the time? It's high noon ;^)
Okay maybe it's literally just press Q to win. That or I'm particularly good at pressing Q.
>>338860393
>play symmetra
>walk at people holding M1
>if things go awry, run away to the area with like 5 turrets in it and instant kill them
>if I remember it, give my team shields
Skillful medic. I don't think I've ever hit anybody with an alt fire.
>>338856627
>playing healer
>team full of mlg dps assassins
>they can't kill anyone because they suck
>be very tempted to switch to offense and play rambo just to show how its done but then nobody will play healer
>"LMAO YOU DESERVE NO THANKS FAGGET FUCKING CUMSOCK SHUT UP AND HEAL ME BITCH ZAZAZA"
honestly there is no game that does support class right, somehow every dev out there thinks supports must be powerless weaklings whose only purpose is to sacrifice their own fun ( im not talking about those individums that unironically like that type of playstyle ) for the sake of the team's victory, like look at zenyatta, he would be a real good support who can kick ass and heal at the same time but nope, 150 hp. Lucio is decent but still kinda meh due to his slow ass weapon projectiles which also fire in bursts... like wtf blizzard. Mercy is typical one-dimensional "healslut", nothing to talk about, and Symmetra isnt released yet so we don't know what she will be like.
>>338854913
I notice that you didn't mention anything about objectives. You played poorly.
>>338860835
because they're not a greedy cunt like you who only plays flankers and snipers
>>338861004
>medic
>taking objectives
You heal the people on the objectives and let THEM take it, objectives are all crossfire zones so medics get fucked.
>>338860835
Reminds me of the other night:
>On Russia map
>Can barely cap A point
>Enemy team is shit talking so hard like "gg 2ez"
>Manage to cap it
>Steamroll and capture B point right after
>Only player cards are our team
>Only 6 votes
I could almost taste the tears.
>>338860974
>and Symmetra isnt released yet so we don't know what she will be like.
nani?
>>338861190
>she doesn't heals so she's not a healer/support
That's their thought process
>>338853341
Anyone that can't get a single kill with widowmaker in one life should be immediately kicked off widow and get a 4 minute softban from playing her again.
So many horrendous widows right now. I guess I should be thankful though since she is op, like tracer
Enemy plays Reinhardt
>Has legendary skin
>Invincible
>Tons of damage
>Constant pins
>Ult hits your entire team
You try Reinhardt
>Shield breaks instantly
>Frozen to death 1v1 by a Mei
>Swing hammer around uselessly while being shot by all sides
>Go for a pin and get mowed down by an enemy bastion
Learning him is suffering.
>>338860974
Symmetra is out. She has the shit covered left hand and poos in the street. No heals, 5 turrets and can apply shield (that has regen).
>>338860974
>zenyatta, he would be a real good support who can kick ass and heal at the same time but nope, 150 hp.
He used to have 200HP but he was considered OP and was a better attacker than most other attackers able to 1v1 anyone but McCree so they nerfed him.
>over 500 hours inquake live
>pick pariah
>37 kill streak 0 deaths
>10 commends
:^)
any other people who play skill based games enjoying shitting on these idiots?
>play as mercy
>trying to follow someone to heal them
>they don't know i'm following them and keep running away
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
>>338860974
Try dirty bomb
all the support classes are able to wipe a team solo
it's free on steam and better than overwatch
>>338861260
>Symmetra doesn't have a teleporter
>She doesn't shield her team
>Doesn't provide cover or objective protection with turrets
How can people think like that though, it boggles me
can anyone tell me whats the purpose of genji players? they destroy turrets/bastion and? because they are all shit until he pulls out his epic katana and shouts in japanese, is that why they play him?
>>338861297
Was his old health a 1:1 split between shields and health?
>>338861291
>mfw playing Reinhardt when the enemy team has Mei
>>338861368
i tried it, its just a shitty "yet another unreal engine 3 outfart" shootan akin to point blank, crossfire and god knows how many other korean/chinese trash f2p shootans
its also ded
>>338860936
fuck off mr. skeltal
>>338861461
You realize you can switch right? People who refuse to switch to counter deserve to be neutered.
>>338861436
but it's epic
>>338861416
They don't realize she works best with a group that can take care of themselves or there's a second support. Zen falls into the same area.
>>338861436
Support killer is Genji's supposed purpose. He's the squish destroyer
I don't like him.
WHY THE FUCK DOES WIDOW MAKER HAVE 200 HP?
>>338861560
Decent play what's the problem?
Always, Z+2
>>338861368
I'm glad Dirty Bomb has managed to keep its player base stable for so long, pretty rare for an f2p shooter. I'm probably gonna end up going back to it after a month of Overwatch.
>>338861574
>They don't realize she works best with a group that can take care of themselves or there's a second support. Zen falls into the same area.
On an unrelated note, that's why Lucio with any other support is such an amazing combination.
>>338861368
>it's a "dirty bomb is better than overwatch" poster thread episode
>>338861747
Most pro games I've seen run double support.
>>338855362
>play with teamspeak friends, favorite hero is Reinhardt
>so many last-minute lifesaves from Reaper Pharah Roadhog and Soldier ultimates with the shield
>being thanked constantly
it's a nice feeling to be good at videogames
>>338861605
she is just a better soldier 76 except instead of aimbot you have wallhack, her "sniper" riffle also is stronger than his
>>338861436who is this her name slips Mr and I feel like an idiot. I have a few webems but still no luck searching
>>338861605
Why does Mei have 250 HP?
>>338861436
harassing and killing supports
bad genjis go toe to toe woth everyone they meet, good genjis kill Mercy and Jet Set Negro while a teamfight is happening
>>338861848
With Lucio (usually) being one of them, from what I've seen. From someone who used to play TF2 somewhat competitively, it isn't difficult to see why, either.
>Can switch between passively healing or speeding you up, amping speed boost at the beginning of a match is insanely powerful for set-up or objective clearing, ESPECIALLY in KotH maps
>has the ability to overheal on ult for an insane amount of health for anti-initiation
>even without the ult, on certain maps you can alt fire to disengage or even kill via environment
Lucio is just way too good.
>>338862010
Cuz she'sTHICK
>>338862010
She's an off tank.
>>338861931
>play with friends in mumble
>2 of them are robohaters
>teach them tranquility
>TRANSCENDENCE
>now they love robos
They still don't care about my butterfly dream though
CHING CHONG NING BONG
>your entire team is frozen
>>338862245
he isnt too good, its other supports that are just outright bad, buff them to his level instead of nerfing him.
>>338862320
>he's a robofucker
CHROMED
>General Tso can freeze Reinhardt faster than he can swing to kill her, and kill him from full HP before he can unfreeze
mei can 1v1 every hero
>>338862440
you can pass into my iris any day bb ;)
>Not building the wall
>>338862428
>sorry, sorry
sorry, sorry
>sorry, sorry
sorry, sorry
>sorry, sorry
sorry, sorry
>>338862435
I don't agree with the nerf philosophy either, but if you seriously think Lucio isn't strong then you're fooling yourself.
But I agree they should buff the other characters as opposed to nerfing him.
>>338862171
I just feel tracer does that a way better job, hell she can even take out tanks alone if she flanks well enough.
>>338860393
POO
>thanking healer
>not thanking Reinhardt
>>338862245
I think that Lucio is going to get nerfed in the future. Maybe less healing to compensate for doing a bit of everything well.
Mercy's ult charge rate might get nerfed too since I see everyone on /v/ whining about it.
>>338853341
You know I'm getting real sick of all this
>remember to thank ur healer! :P :D
bullshit. Easiest role to play and you want me to get on my knees to thank you for not fucking up what a toddler could do? How about no, faggot.
>>338853592
When you learn to protect them
>>338858123
Negro, you don't even play Overwatch. And you missed three threads in that list.
Reminder to NEVER give free votes to healers. They have to earn them like everyone else. If you teach them that just picking healer and doing the least amount of work they will NEVER LEARN.
>>338862634
overwatch cast already consists of mostly strong heroes, lucio is the only strong hero from supports, nerf him and i wont ever play supports again because fuck it, its already barely fun and without lucio it will be just stupid
>>338861158
No one said taking objectives, besides you. He didn't mention them AT ALL. Anyways, even as a healer your objective is, in fact, to take objectives.
>>338862662
The only thing Tracer does worse is wiping an enemy team since her ult generally only kills 1 or 2 people at most.
But you're right, Tracer is infinitely more annoying than Genji.
>Effectively 250HP thanks to rewind shenanigans
>Blinks make it so she escape any fight
>Blinks make it so she can get into to throw her ult then get out
>Can even blink over gaps and up some walls
Bitch is basically unkillable unless you have le High Noon man on your team.
>>338862662
Tracer with her rewind on cooldown dies faster than a genji and doesn't have any of the vertical movement options.
>>338862604
>game starts
>notice someone on enemy team named Obama
>go Mei and constantly build a wall in front of them
>>338861297
They nerfed him because pro teams were stacking nothing but Zen so they could orb each other and keep discord up and burst anyone who showed up.
They overnerfed Zen, he's unplayable at higher skill tiers.
Really sucks too, he's the only fun support in the game.
>muh mercy
>muh wall-riding man who just sits on passives
>>338862604
>>338862919
Back to redd!t
>>338853341
I never get thanked. I'm a girl.
>>338862935
So is that why he's so goddamn slow?
>>338862842
I actually think Mercy is also on par with him, if only because of her damage amplification and the fact her movement is (arguably) as strong as his...at least, so long as a teammate is within flight range. Also res, but that didn't really need to be mentioned.
Symmetra can do with a small shield buff. 50 instead of 25 should be fine.
I don't know how to buff zenyatta because I don't play him nor do I know enough about him.
>>338862825
shut up fucboi.
>>338862935
I do think they overnerfed Zen, but I don't think he should have 200HP since it means he can solo-kill even a Widowmaker.
Reinhardt is the funnest unique character I've ever played in a class game. Attack/Defense and KotH is god tier because of how terrifying an aggressive Reinhardt can be.
>charge into point
>break Lucio in half
>turn and theow rocketfire at enemy pharah, letting our Widowmaker kill her instantly
>whip around, throwing up the shield and stopping the enemy hanzo and reaper from punishing me
>team catches up to the point
>helps clear the rest out
Shine on you crazy German diamond
>>338853341
I do because their existence is the sole thing that makes my favorite hero ok instead of complete trash against players that aren't braindead.
>>338862761
how about you play as healer instead then. No? you dont want? how so? Oh its boring? But we need a healer! Every team needs a healer, you don't want to lose the game, don't you? Then shut the fuck up and thank the people who go through this shit so you can have some fun.
>>338853341
Not if they're that fucking ugly.
>>338863081
>50 instead of 25 should be fine.
You do realize she had 50 and it was OP right?
>>338863195
>you don't want to lose the game, don't you?
there's where you're wrong
>>338863037
>I'm a girl
Heeeere's your sign.
Get a pocket Mercy as Pharah.
>>338861605
>Widow has 150 charge damage that builds in half a second, this leads to 300 headshots
>Her RoF is so fucking busted that she can charge-body shot people then immediately follow it up with another for 200hp kills.
>Hey lets give her a 75 damage area denial mine too for funzies
>Oh btw we'll ignore how egregiously overpowered Wall-hacks are in FPS games, especially so in choke-point-watch.
>hmmm, lets not have her be shit at close range either, lets give her damage equivolent to Soldier 76's rifle.
She's the poster child for everything wrong with Overwatch, ridiculously apparent that blizzard has no fucking clue on how to make a fps.
>>338863118
150 hp means widowmaker can kill him with one body shot, id take a fair duel of skill between the two instead of clear dominance because "thats how the game works duh"
>every class can headshot
STOP
>>338863262
I did not.
Maybe increase the amount of people that can take her teleporter, then?
6 teleports seems pretty low, considering how easy it is to destroy and that it's an ultimate.
>>338853341
Thank your teleporters too
>>338861605
If Widow had 150 hp I would feel much less frustrated fighting her
>>338863318
hi bill foxworthy the cable guy. you should tour and tell the same jokes for an hour again
>>338863289
>proceeds to spam "Need Healing!"
>>338863343
It builds in 1.6 seconds actually.
An uncharged body shot does 25 damage, so it's 175 double taps not 200.
Her mine is shit and dies in one hit.
Wall hacks are only useful to high damage heroes like her.
She is weaker at close range than S76 because her spread is worse than CS:GO standards and random too.
>>338863335
That's a poor cropping job. Give me the source or fail your cropping test.
>>338862706
As Mercy I literally cannot heal faster than lucio, especially on arcade mode. It's fucked.
>>338853716
Just got a perfect example of this the other day
>Dorado on defence
>pushed all the way back, couple meters to the goal
>whole team dead, I just came up
>swoop in, single res junkrat
>He tires for a team wipe
>we win
>>338863335
Girls are so fucking gross.
>>338863373
>id take a fair duel of skill between the two
What, you want Zen to be a healer/debuffer/sniper all in one?
I'm glad you aren't in game design.
>>338863557
ew gay
>>338863158
>fighting an enemy Reinhardt
MY TALE GOES ON
>>338853341
If you don't thank, i don't heal
>>338863680
I wanna be Mercy and have my team use me as a cumdump. I wanna milk them nonstop and eat all of their cum.
>>338863498
Uncharged shots at even .3 seconds do 50.
Her mine does die in one hit but guess what, it tells you they are coming.
>Wallhacks are only useful for high damage heroes
Way to invalidate your credibility completely.
She is absolutely not weaker than 76 at short range, learn to aim.
Fuck off Widow player, she's busted as shit,
>>338861998
randytaylor69 and roseplaysgames on youtube
>>338853341
I even thank enemy healers when I know they carried their team. Healing is a shit job, and they deserve headpats
>>338863717
God this is my favorite thing, no matter how bad for the team dynamic it is.
WE SHALL NOW SEE WHO IS THE BIGGEST. AND THE HAMMEREST. EN GUARDE.
>tfw one guy talking shit about the team, so i go out of my way to avoid healing him only
the rage was hilarious. it blows my mind the people so easily blame their team, but its a team effort. so if they say their team sucks, then they do too
>>338863604
honestly i don't care about the classes/roles, this categorization and "requirement" is an archaic mechanic that should have gone extinct by this time but somehow is still being kept alive. When you have so many heroes there is no excuse to not play the hero instead of playing the class.
Does anyone know if the length of time you pull back an arrow affects damage?
>>338863604
His heal is the worst in the game, discord is OP as shit I won't deny. But his HP invalidates him completely at higher tiers of play.
Nerf his damage slighty and give him 50 more HP so he can actually do what he's supposed to. Skirmish, instead of hide up a reinhardts ass all game. Everything about zen is built to be in combat, except he has no mobility, self healing and his ult is garbage unless you are in the fight even then its strictly worse than every other support ult because it doesn't stop half the ults.
>>338864056
kek
only chicks and queers heal
and i don't see no tits on you
>>338858706
>Get a Reaper Q quad kill
>It's PotG
>Launch babies on my team start asking to join my party
>They're all trash
Ebri time
Is ranked out yet?
>>338863921
>tfw two reinhardts charge into each other canceling each others charges and getting knocked down
>>338864056
those who play as mercy are sissys
>>338864056
It's that flash of "Good Girl" that gets me.
Mmm. Love me that somehow-still-demeaning praise.
>>338864223
Yep. Feels good.
>>338864248
I know what you mean. That somewhat-condescending phrase is still somehow erotic to me. Gives me butterflies in my stomach.
>>338864207
jewn
>>338860060
>Have to kill flankers with my shit pistol because my teammates can't turn more than 180 degrees
>shit pistol
Mercy's pistol wrecks shit
I'm a healerslut and I want teammates to bully me :3
>>338864185
kek
>play this game for the first time yesterday
>hear a Japanese man yell GOLDEN CORRAL at the top of his lungs and two dragons spawn out of cock moving 4 mph
>walk two feet to the left
how do people die to that
>>338864056
>censored dicks
I can't jerk off to this
>>338863812
Your other points are outright wrong, but this bears special mention:
>She is absolutely not weaker than 76 at short range, learn to aim.
Her gun has forced RNG recoil compared to 76's plasma rifle. Funny how you tell me to learn how to aim when it's more useful to learn with S76 who has zero spread with the first 4 bullets.
>>338864421
Same, anon. You're in the right place.
>>338864345
>Gives me butterflies in my stomach.
And being forced to say it, to call yourself a "good girl"
God yes.
What needs to happen with Symmetra is that she needs to give her teammate +25 shield and convert 20% of the player's health into a shield.
She should get a 2nd ultimate that's only able to charge if your teleporter is already up.
(2nd ulimate being able to redeploy teleporter if its still up)
>>338864491
>response is ur wrong
nice
>>338863498
Wall hacks are useful to literally everyone in the game, how is knowing where your enemy is not useful to someone?
>>338864443
The hitbox is fucking bullshit
Standing feet away from Dragon, so it passes in front of me. Suddenly health evaporates and I'm dead.
Goddamn blizz bullshit
When are they going to remove ult kills from POTG?
When are they going to remove turret kills from POTG?
When are they going to add ultimate shut downs for POTG
When are they going to buff kills around the objective for POTG
>>338864056
Is it bad that this works incredibly well? I really want to play Mercy like a good girl now
>>338863921
>round starts
>both teams hide behind reinhardt
>choke point
>inch closer, nobody getting damaged, trying to break the other's shield first
Most fucking tense moment in the whole game. Shit hits the fucking wall when the first reinhardt charges.
>>338864024
>honestly i don't care about the classes/roles
Ok, so your suggestions have no merit. Thanks for clarifying.
>>338864101
>Nerf his damage slighty
He needs damage drop off and a damage nerf since he has no recoil or spread. As it stands in closed beta Zenyattas were regularly solo killing Widowmakers, Reinhardts, and Soldier76's since discord+2 headshots either kills or puts you in critical.
>>338863498
>>338864491
Fuck off widow apologist. Shes busted as fuck.
>healing is hard
love this meme
>that one guy who still thinks thorbjorn is played like the vanilla tf2 engineer is on your team
>>338864630
shutdowns are a thing, always goes to reinhardt stunning some poor soldier as he toggles visor or some shit.
I'd like to thank the enemy Roadhog/Winston and his Mercy for the reason I always have my Ultimate up.
>>338858647
>commending yourself
>>338864572
>Ignores 90% of the post
Here's your final (You). Cherish it.
>>338861291
Fucking this. It's even worse when fighting that Reinhardt
I swear it's like he was able to pin and kill me with just swings afterward while when I try it, charge, swings and shockwave take him to only half health. They didn't even have a support on their team.
>>338864545
>convert 20% of the player's health into a shield.
??
>tfw no healslut gf
>>338864630
>>338864739
If you look at the bottom of the PotG opening screen, it actually says what they got it for (shutdown, multikill, etc)
>>338861605
Because she is overpowered as shit and has no downsides
>>338864789
>Zarya, Roadhog, and Winston become unkillable
>>338864663
id still suggest you read the whole post though
>>338857886
>jump into the fray to help teammates
>teammates LoS back towards home
>nobody to leap back to
>try to use the pistol to buy time
>nobody shows up in time ever
>>338864663
Nerf the damage but not the drop off. There is already enough drop-off bullshit. Zen does retarded damage at all ranges. Nerfing it baseline would fix a lot of his issues providing he got some more surviabilty.
>>338864545
I just hope they buff either her shield or teleporter, both might be overkill but I love playing her regardless because of her style.
>>338864885
No.
Go play CS:GO or something since class based games aren't for you.
>>338863373
He needs like 25 more health or something. Being a meh healer with no escape and low health kinda sucks. Discord orb is great though.
>>338864753
Nice that you bring this up when you have ignored everything posted earlier to focus on the recoil mechanic when at close to mid-range it doesn't fucking matter that it spreads.
But please, continue to shitpost.
>>338861324
Nice. For me what made Phara a good fit was the good ol days of playing Tribes
>>338865023
(You)
>play roadhog
>1 shot everybody
>play any other class
>they feel weak as hell because they dont 1shot
>I hope you guys are tanking your healers
Here, fixed that for you.
>the sheer volume of sissy whores in this thread
If I play Mercy will I become a gay?
>>338861324
>>338865051
I can't get a grip on Pharah, before OW I played a shit ton of soldier on TF2 and his rockets have fucking warped my projectile game so badly.
>>338864974
pls, finish reading the post, you might learn something you didn't know about and it certainly would take you less time than posting all this "i dont care, go away" crap
>>338865193
probably not unless you actively try and be a faggot.
>>338853341
>play as Mercy
>ask Genji to take out Bastion with deflect
>I can't do it if I don't get heals!!
>>338861291
Stay with your team, abandon all thoughts of grandieur and glory, and stick to the basics.
You have a big shield, it can take damage for anyone standing behind you. You're doing far more for your team if you're protecting them from snipers and turrets than if you're zooming off on your own to hit things with your weak-ass hammer.
Put it this way. The only times where it's acceptable to have your shield off are when it's low, you're fighting a 1v1, or there are no enemies. Your team deal far more damage than you, and you can keep them alive.
>>338865193
Probably if your team tries to gangbang you. Hopefully that happens and you'll learn to love cock.
>>338865193
No, mercy didnt make these poor boys sissys, their shitty parents and their shitty parenting made these boys sissys.
Youre fine.
>>338865193
No but you will stop playing healer because your team won't watch your ass but will blame you if they ever die
>>338862428
I hate this bitch
>Freezes me when I'm busy fighting other people as Pharah, flying around and shit
>I try to kill her
>I'm too slow
>I end up completely frozen
>Stares at me for a while and shoots a damn icicle at me
Also
>Get my ult
>About to engage mass destruction in front of the enemy team
>Bitch sets up her wall in front of me
>My missiles are wasted on a damn wall made of artificial ice
Fucking bitch
>it's a your team cant gather while defending the payload until the last stop episode
Spawn waves when.
My game is crashing while playing it. Anyone else is having this problem or know any fix?
I have at the settings at minimum and the problems is still there.
>>338865193
yes so you should playZenyattainstead
>>338865542
RAM?
I play as Zarya and I always got my healers back. She returns the favor and we usually dominate
>>338863604
hes already a sniper. i can kill a widow with only a little effort. his orbs go right where your aiming every time.
>>338865495
>get frozen by Mei
>That full 4 seconds of her standing perfectly still and trying to line up a head shot
I honestly feel bad about killing them. Like I'm bullying IRL kids with mental issues.
>>338865407
My father did such a good job raising me that I became attracted to strong men, checkmate.
>>338865213
No really, go back to generic FPS' and stop whining about class specialization in a class based shooter.
>>338860156
>Mei PotG
>ever
how do you even? freeze+headshot on two targets even if chained back to back is like the whole PotG length limit. I always get 3+ gold rank afterwards but team thinks Mei is a meme hero that I dont even get commended
>mfw I found out Mercy's ult rezzes any teammate who is dead near you and not just one personI am retarded
>>338865526
>spam 'group up' in chat
>everyone goes in by themselves, die by themselves and repeat
>>338865495
>Getting frozen by Mei as Pharah
No excuse.
>>338853341
>tfw bastion can actually kill people being healed during a Zen ultra.
>>338865663
>You can literally shoot 3 icicles into their head in the freeze duration.
Honestly pretty fucking retarded
>>338865769
>"I'm not healing anyone who strays away from the objective"
>team gets its shit together
>>338865193
if you flirt with your tank during and after match then yes.
>>338865589
8 gb
help
>>338865792
i thought the same damn thing, how the fuck
>>338865663
I'm glad I'm not the only one with this experience
>get frozen by Mei
>trying so hard to line up a head shot
>McCree walks up and steals her kill
>mfw
>>338865542
My game has been chugging every now and then, even in low-intensity instances. It was fine during the beta.
>>338865873
This. And you definitely should. It's quite fun.
>>338865919
GPU and CPU anon
>Roadhog hook
>Stun duration is one second
>Mcree flashbang
>Stun duration is one second
>Mei ice
>Stun duration is ten hours
Explain this
>>338864101
the damage is literally why you'd pick zen over another support. thats a fucking terrible idea.
>it's a reinhart thinks his shield is for him episode game
>>338866125
Discord will always be useful and harmony is great spot-healing. I wonder when people will realize that you don't solo support as Zen.
>>338865495
>That moment when they freeze you and have to stand still for a few seconds to line up the headshot while you watch
I've played video games my whole life and nothing even comes close to being as infuriating as that.
>>338865971
amd r9 200
>>338865663
>having to line up a headshot
You can just shoot, melee and shoot again in that timeframe and not have to worry about a headshot.
I barely see anyone make use of melee, especially on characters like roadhog, genji and lucio.
>tfw flying punch kill off a wall as lucio
>>338865542
GPU?
what is the point in asking for help if you won't list specs
>>338866292
>tfw I wave at people before I headshot them
I get rage-quits every game I play as her.
>>338853592
I bet you think Tracer is gone and not a threat when she zips past you.
>>338866292
>not only did you get killed but you get killed by someone who is shit at video games.
>>338866082
Mei can't oneshot.
>>338866519
She can if she icicles your head. Problem is Mei players have trouble operating a mouse
>>338866519
You even played the game?
>>338866519
Her stun also can proc multiples times without reloading, or having it go on cooldown so to speak.
>>338866463
That doesn't tell us what GPU you have, just the line. There are several R9 2xx cards. Which one is yours? Also, CPU?
>>338853341
I thank them with my cock
>>338864101
>no self heal
>literally half his health is shield
You go in, you discord, you harmony, you take shots, you hide and regenerate. Rinse and repeat.
>>338866695
>You take shots
Zen doesn't take shots. If you aren't dead when they are shooting at you, they are bad.
>>338866286
you can easily do it. ive gotten 10k heal games with him. you just have to actually be good at placing heals and playing shooters, which is too much for some shitters i guess.
>>338866645
Mei doesn't have a stun.
But really, she's pretty easy to deal with 1v1 as long as you aren't a shitty class like Genji.
>>338865495
nigga you realize you have fucking jet back and an ability that literally knocks enemies back right? Pharah is the hardest counter there is.
>>338866857
>10k heals
Sounds like you're playing with shitters, since I average around 9k with Mercy.
>>338866618
>>338866629
Mei has to work harder to kill, as she should. Killing a frozen enemy is only the proper thing to do in a 1v1. If there are more enemies, you go to freeze them too. Freezing an enemy makes them cannon fodder and reduces their damage output to 0.
>>338866967
>freeze isn't a stun
>she's pretty easy to deal with 1v1
what shitters are you playing against? Mei pretty much wins any 1v1 in the game.
>>338861560
That Genji CLEARLY has ult mapped to Left Control. I demand you change the filename of your webm, sir.
>play Mercy
>get 15k healing
>get only 2 upboats
>>338867072
>W+M1
>"Work hard"
Meanwhile if anyone else with a stun misses the head shot in the 1 second time they get- they get fucked
>>338865495
>E that knocks both you and an enemy away form each other
>L.Shift that launches you into the air out of her range
>Still getting frozen
You're the type of Pharahs I don't bother healing when I'm Mercy.I also taunt over your dead body when you inevitably die after spamming "HEAL ME".
>>338867062
thats nice, how much damage did you put out as mercy?
>>338866814
If you lose any non-shield hp before retreating as zenyatta, you're bad. You don't need to LoS your healing target, so turn a corner and charge up dem balls.
>>338867062
a proper team that works with Zen knows to not rush in just because there may be a Mercy revive
>>338867152
>Mei pretty much wins any 1v1 in the game.
lol?
>McCree flashbangs her and fans the hammer
>Soldier 76 fires a helix and bursts her down before getting frozen
>Reaper pumps her full of lead, then floats away when he's about to get frozen
>Zarya absorbs everything while killing her with laser
>Widowmaker ziplines away and headshots her
>Roadhog literally can't die to Mei
>etc.
>>338855362
>nobody ever picks Support
>some people sacrifice themselves for the greater good
>still get shit on
I bet you only play Reaper or Widowmaker.
>>338867260
>>338867208
I mean if you're healing that much every game, you're probably low MMR where no one knows how to focus fire as a team.
>>338867178
>w+m1
You used the phlogistinator in tf2, didn't you?
You don't freeze people to death, you either icicle them or leave them for your team to kill, which is how she's meant to be played.
>>338866647
amd fx 6350 six-core processor
>>338867383
You're fucking stupid.
>>338867168
>Upvoting a healwhore for doing their job
nty
How good is the crate system in this?
I once wasted $300 on crates in a single day in TF2 and didn't even get an unusual. Spent over $1500 total on crates and got one unusual: a KaW robot ten gallon. "Roughly one percent chance."
I don't feel like these skins could disappoint me after Gabe abused me so badly.
>>338855524
>most of the reapers I've played so far just spams their shots and uses their ult in the most predictable ways
>spams their shots
>uses their ult in the most predictable ways
You cannot be serious.
>>338867559
>six cores
>>338867492
or you have a competent team?
>>338867383
>Lshift
>E
Woah, you just got your entire list invalidated. Mei has the convenience of getting to pick when she fights you 1v1.
>roadhog literally can't die to Mei
You are fucking stupid.
>healer pics Mercy
Alright we're good to go as long as he hits the shift key
>Healer picks Black Guy
Alright, these heals are shit but as long as we can run into cover, we will be back to full in a few seconds
>Healer picks Zen
Alright we're basically playing one man down but we can come back from this as long as he orbs the tanks
>Healer picks Symettra
Well I guess I have to roll heals since this fag is going to be dead weight
>>338867727
A Zenyatta-only team will never win against an equally skilled team with Mercy/Lucio since the difference in healing is just too much.
Like I said, you play with shitters.
>>338867628
I'm level 16 and I've gotten 2 legendary skins and a hand full of purple skins already. Of characters I don't use of course.
I want to fuck a healslut butt
>>338867743
>Woah, you just got your entire list invalidated.
How so?
If she ice walls she has to run away and she doesn't 'win'.
If she ice blocks then you wait until she comes out of it before fanning your hammer.
Meis are just too easy for me.
>>338853668
so soldier 76 is literally cod spray and pray?
>>338867628
It's terrible.
>>338867072
>Mei has to work harder
Holy shit I'm laffin. She just holds w+m1 while circling around, and since slow affects turning speed too, no one can do shit. Also her freeze last a fuck long time and has no diminishing returns. If she somehow fucks up the headshot, she just tries again. He only weakness is range but ice walls and icicle lets her stay protected.
She's literally the phlog pyro of Overwatch.
>>338867807
why can't you admit that a zen-healing team just requires a different play style that doesn't involve getting killed for a mass revive? different play style =/= shitters you elitist faggot
>>338867062
I have 4k average since I play with friends and the games are so short 90% of the time.
>>338867385
>playing as the only tank or healer
>desperately need a sniper to deal with turrets and bastion
>squishy attackers won't budge
>can't change
The worst part is, shit players get rewarded for playing and will occupy the later levels.
>>338867918
Spray prey, R-click at people's feet.
>unlock one of Mercy's spotlight animation things last night
>"Like I'll ever actually see this"
>playing today
>see this
Feels good.
>>338867708
t-thanks
>>338867168
>play mercy
>teammates now stand in the line of fire for ages and take pointless damage because they know i'll keep them alive
>healing goes through the roof
'Healing done' don't deserve upvotes, people will comfortably take damage knowing it'll just get undone once your team has a Mercy.
>>338857139
lucio is the best character in the game though
>get potg as mercy
>it's just me rezzing 2 people who die immediately afterwards
Wew, Is there MMR in quickplay btw? I keep getting matched with downies despite having almost 100 games played with a 80% win ratio.
>>338867235
>you don't need to LoS your healing target
Ha
>If you lose 100 HP before retreating you're bad
Play against better people, damn near every character in the game can do more than 120 in the span of a second.
Most people that say Zen is fine are the people who play against shitters who can't aim.
>>338868049
>that face
>>338867981
>Ignoring my point
>HURR JUST ADMIT UR WRONG DURR
No but seriously, there's a reason why pro teams won't run a sole Zenyatta for healing and it'll stay this way until he gets buffed somehow.
You can shitpost all you want, but you'll remember my words when tournaments start popping up.
>>338867168
Total heals doesn't count for shit if the game went for ages. I keep seeing healers get commendations on 3-round KotH games.
The Japanese don't thank their healers.
>>338868185
Pro team actions loses its credibility for a casual game like overwatch
Is Winston that OP?
I play the shit out of him and he feels so strong. I average like 17+ eliminations with him and can easily get up to the high 20s
>>338868145
There's a theory that the system tries to keep your W/L 50:50 so you'll get matched with retards for a lot of your games.
>play mercy
>get called a pocket healer because i focused mostly on this one Genji that was distracting the enemy and taking damage and actually doing shit
>I was still healing other people
People just want you to suck their dicks I swear
>>338853341
The other day I had a Genji constantly bitching at me for not keeping him 100% healed the whole game
>>338858706
>all these people flipping about pressing Q when 99% of all POTG are that. Also, when and where you press that Q is very important. Try running face first into them next time and pressing Q.
You'll get about one "DIE!" off before "AUUUUGH"
>>338868179
Yeah it looks dumb as hell. I'm not big on any of her PotG animations.
>>338868272
Are you diving backlines or are you monkey-fighting people face to face?
>>338867981
Different anon but zen is third worst support. If the other team has a Tracer that is even remotely good you will be dead very quickly after she notices you.
Mercy and Lucio have more health and have some form of movement. Plus healing with them is just too piss easy to do, and it's way more healing.
Don't bother playing zen if you have no other healer. He cannot heal well enough to do it solo
>>338867905
She didn't lose the 1v1 if she walled, and she walled to nullify characters with an advantage at great range presumably, or just to shut you out. Recall that mei is a defense character, time you're wasting stuck behind a wall is time well spent for her.
>If she ice blocks then you wait until she comes out of it before fanning your hammer.
Yeah, not like she can't just move around you in a circle whilst freezing you, or just ice wall her self above you and out of your reticle. Now you've blown your ammo and are getting frozen, reducing the distance of your roll, and by the time you use that, you're frozen. Rmb dead.
>>338868263
Pro teams are also the group that determined the meta and helps with Blizzard's balancing team.
But hey, keep living in your delusion thinking Zen is a good healer. Just another easy kill when I'm playing Widowmaker.
>>338853592
>reinheart charges into the enemy group at 50%
>expects healer to follow
>healer gets instantly raped at close range
>Reinheart: "wtf why aren't you healing me i died"
>>338868258
The fuck is with them and Koreans?
>>338868387
Let me guess, 5 missed shots at point blank range before you finally pull out the full auto?
>>338867628
Well one thing, you get crates from leveling. Second is that with duplicate cosmetics and gold drops from crates, you can just make the skins you want. After a certain amount of crates you have no excuse to not have at least one legendary skin. Also there's no bullshit .5% for actually getting something better than a vanilla weapon.
I can't believe I didn't realize how jewey TF2 was.
>>338868263
You realize that Zen was nerfed into the ground completely because of these pros right?
>>338868328
I jump in a lot. I use that shit almost on cooldown. Ill try to flank but mostly its jump in and fight with shield or jump to try and kill a widow or someone up top by themselves
>>338853341
Am i benned stil??
>>338868272
>Pick Mei or MCcree
>euthanize the monkey
>>338868428
>not hating Asians comprised entirely of plastic
>>338868382
>She didn't lose the 1v1 if she walled,
She didn't win either, unlike your claim that she 'wins all 1v1s'.
>Yeah, not like she can't just move around you in a circle
As McCree, you always have the initiative unless she literally gets the jump on you behind you. You either flashbang and fan the hammer, or if she ice blocks your flashbang you fan the hammer once she comes out of it.
Mei has zero counterplay against McCree other than completely catching him by surprise. I should know, I never die to Mei's in a straight up honorabu 1v1.
>>338867975
>no one can do shit
The rest of the team can, unless you're all spread out in an uncoordinated mess.
Around a mei, frozen targets should get priority healing.
>>338868480
He's not OP at all, just good at doing that. I was just wondering if you were one of those guys who think's they're hot shit for playing him wrong against bad players.
>>338868412
>Pick up healer and play with friend
>Literally every time he dies he blames me
>IGNORE THOSE OTHER FUCKS AND JUST HEAL ME AND WE WILL WIN
>Proceeds to get pissy because I'm healing people at the objective instead of tagging along for his MLG PRO montage of sneaking behind the enemies
Never again.
>>338868510
100% those are his big counters, when I start to feel mei icing my shit up i get enraged
>>338868596
thanks anon
>its an overwatch takes skill to play episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcWUf0tXvY
>>338868463
Whatever helps you sleep at night.Tracer's actually the one character I have trouble sniping since her model is so tiny and she's fast.
>people who pick this guy in place of a support.
Stop doing this.
He's more like a support/offence or something. Stop picking him instead of Lucio and Mercy.
I've seen a lot of people complain about torbjorn players not doing their job properly. How do you do it? I've been flinging down turrets mostly around corners, upgrading them to level 2 if there's time, then going around throwing armor kits in the general direction of teammates and riveting reapers.
>>338868671
Widow is the most broken character in the game. Body shots 1 shot, it's fucking insane
So where does reaper get all the weapons?
>>338868729
>people who pick poo in loo in place of a support
great, I love fucking shields and laser turrets. Why the fuck would you not just pick Torbjorn instead if you wanted to be a defensive fuck
>>338868784
>body shots 1 shot
only if you took about 25% of your health before getting sniped
Stay mad shitter.
>>338868158
Then stay near your team, and you're less likely to be hit. Jesus christ, are you that player that wants the superior k/d and goes off on their own?
Your biggest worry is widowmaker. You're squishy and a priority target.
>>338868258
>I hope Kojima gets cancer for ruining the series
Holy fuck. I mean I hate MGSV as much as the next guy but god damn.
>>338868731
Odd turret placements helps so much, on the last point of the Egypt match if you put it in the left corner(left if your coming in) it blindsides people all the fucking time.
Smart turret placements seems to separate the boys from the men
>Remove all healers from the game
>Give everyone different ways to restore their own health
Oh look, I just made them game twenty thousand times better
>>338868956
why not just make the health pickups have a 5 second respawn cooldown while you're at it
Mercy has the best spray
>>338868870
>Stay mad shitter.
lol alright
maybe you don't play against good players but it's fucking obvious this character is massively overpowered.
>only if you took about 25%
you have zero fucking idea what your talking about, the bitch can 1 shot half the cast with almost no charge and with charge she can kill everything but tanks, let alone if one of you fucking idiots ever headshotted
>>338868729
How about you pick Lucio or Mercy faggot.
>>338868729
>Keeps the whole team healed
>powerful ranged attack
>enemies take 50% more damage
>AoE heal
he's a fantastic support
>>338869067
Cute as fuck.
I unlocked this as my first spray and haven't used anything else since.
>>338868870
zenyatta gets one shotted by body shots though
>>338869067
Every class has a pixel spray.
>>338869052
Games balanced around a role no one wants to play are shit.
>>338869123
>Keeps the whole team healed
Stopped reading.
>>338869067
McCree's Pixel spray is the best one, though
Double tank seems viable
>>338868272
Play Winston on open maps with stage hazards.
Play Reinhardt on enclosed maps with a payload.
Play Zarya on KotH mapsIf you're good.
Play Roadhog when you don't trust your team to do anything.
>>338868729
he is the ONLY way to completely shut down defensive tanks with his +50% damage taken debuff. It needs to be well used however
>>338869238
it's pretty good
>>338869167
SOMETIMES
I'm constantly walking away from fights for my shield to regenerate
>>338861981
Have you played soldier 76 and widow? Widow's spread is bonkers while 76 is all day free headshots as long as you don't hold down m1 forever. If you close in on a widow as 76 and lose the duel, you're just a dumpster.
That said, I do think she's too strong, but a 76 at medium/close range dumps on widow every time. Which is how it should work.
>>338868604
>playing with a friend
>not telling him to fuck off when he bitches about you not healing him
my friend knows not to complain, he's actually appreciative when I do heal him
>>338869292
I think Rein isnt as good as Winston, Zarya imo is boring and Roadhog I think is really good on some maps
>>338867793
>Healer picks Black Guy
>Alright, these heals are shit but as long as we can run into cover, we will be back to full in a few seconds
Lucio is disgusting as a healer because he can put out some mean damage as well, on top of that his speed boost at the start of a match can change everything for a capture point.
>>338868729
He's good, but he needs to be paired with a lucio or mercy
>>338869393
>sometimes
Objectively wrong. If she has full charge you are dead regardless of where she hit you.
Its pretty fucking infuriating to see a decent widow in the killcam headshotting other people and then to see her lazily aim for center mass and call it a day.
>>338868729
>playing supports who can't defend themselves
While your angel slut is gagging on Reinhardt's nazi cock, I'm tossing out Orbs of Pain and actually contributing to the team.
>>338867793
>Healer picks Zen
>Alright we're basically playing one man down
yeah genuinely don't get how anyone sees him as not the worst character, why would he be good at a competitive level? i think hes so shit
mercy is the only cocksleave heal slut for me
>>338869393
if the charge is 100% it will always be a 1 shot kill because it does 150 damage unless the zenyatta has extra shields/armor from another character
>>338869525
And she doesn't always have full charge, so my point stands that SOMETIMES you can die in one hit
>>338869123
>keeps the whole team healed.
LEL yeah just uh make sure they are all within sight and not behind any type of wall.
>>338869603
a wheelchair
>>338869341
>only way to shut down tanks
What? Pretty sure McRee the tank DESTROYER can easily shut down any tank
>>338869645
Then you are playing against horrible widows. It takes a second and a half to get full charge. Your point hinges on playing with retards.
>>338869079
every character in the game is OP in their own way.
seriously not one character is more OP than the others with maybe the exception of Mei.
>>338869749
>You're playing with retards if they aren't hacking
get out
>be an average man with an average gf
>Start playing this game and try out Mercy
>have weird dream last night of having my poop chute annihilatedworried I might like it
brb uninstalling
>>338861324
>I have never came across a good Widowmaker or Soldier76: The Post
There are some assholes who expect you to be at their side every second and if you don't save them from every fight, you are bad. It's not easy managing 5 teammates and trying to stay alive at the same time.
There was this one game we were losing and some jerk was spamming "need a medic" as the game was ending to taunt me(because he died earlier venturing off alone as a Roadhog). I felt so satisfied getting 5 votes and seeing him only get 1. At least some people show some love to medics.
>>338869649
The 3 second harmony orb feels terrible to use, it was certainly too good before, but man did they go overboard.
>>338869835
What? Where was that implied? All a widow has to do is literally wait for a second and then shoot you anywhere. Your lack of game knowledge is showing pretty hard right now.
>>338869123
>Keeps the whole team healed
Not fast enough unless they can supplement their own health or there's another healer. They're best for touch ups.
>>338869835
>aiming the sniper for another half a second
>the same as hacking
are you mentally ill?
>make f2p game thats cators to SJW's
>make niggers and shitskins
>ohshit.jpg we forgot to make a aryan
>makes aryan maternal figure complete whore and overall slut compared to the rest of the cast
I'm not much of a /pol/lock but when I see shit like this it really does leave me to believe that kikes are going to ruin our white nation
>>338869867
You're just slowly learning more about yourself. Its ok, it's very healthy to let these things manifest than to bottle them up.
>>338869867
Soon you'll have your girlfriend pegging you, anon. Just accept it. It feels great.
>>338869831
shut up fag, widow is insane.
hope she gets nerfed so you have to learn to aim for headshots
no other game are snipers this strong and certainly not in class based shooters
>>338869393
>sometimes
No, 100% of the time with a full charge. Full charge does 150 damage as widow, headshot does 300.
>>338853341
>thin tabard covering her panties
Why is Mercy so lewd?
>>338870119
This. It's an amazing slippery slope. Soon you'll have your first MMF and can take one together.
>>338869867
I genuinely did not want to play Mercy because I didn't want to be the teams bitch
and then I did and I kind of liked it
One guy called me a bad player, the next match he switched to the other team. The match started and we steam rolled them, and won in under a minute. I got potg and the 6 votes. He must have been so butthurt
>mfw
>>338869420
Reinhardt is the pusher, he can keep a team alive, while Winston acts as a distraction.
Zarya is weak to start, but is a fucking monster if you use your shields well, and Roadhog is a jack of all trades, but easily killed by a smart team.
>>338870161
McCree, Bastion, Mei are all OP not Widowmaker.
>>338870256
>MMF
Nice, anon. I'd like to try that someday.
Healsluts ruin every god damn game they're in.
What is it about healers that attract so many faggots? I honestly feel bad for real healers that are just doing their jobs.
>>338869965
>Where was that implied?
It was implied when you implied that a windowmaker not having 100% charge all the time is a shitter
>Your lack of game knowledge is showing pretty hard right now.
Your mad is showing pretty hard right now
>>338869984
see above
>>338869979
I take people from crit to full all the damn time
>>338870256
i wish that wasnt the progression.
I wish I could get fucked in my ass by my GF and get told Im a good boy but it would stay monogomous and not be weird if i little spooned
but instead i have to gorrila fuck the whore so she doesnt get any ideas
>>338870273
Maybe you sucked the game before and got your act together, hm?
>>338870273
>Join a match at the tail end, pick soldier and don't get to even really play
>for some reason this dude singles me out saying your soldier didn't do shit
>Next round I pick soldier again and curbstomp him and due to the team being decent we steamroll
>rage-quits after I tell him he didn't make the cut when I got play of the game.
>>338861809
Love both, but DB takes leagues more skill than OW.
>>338870458
Yeah maybe. But its a team effort.Maybe him not being on our team this time had something to do with it
>>338870456
There's no harm in trying it just once. You'll have a new experience in life, and literally no downside of you don't like it.
But deep down, you know you would love it.
>>338870390
Honestly anon, you're a trashtier shitter if your being serious.
Come back with a new OP list because if your problem is bastion or mei, stick to league
>>338870390
>bastion and mei OP
i dont think widow is OP but your a fucking moron
>>338870450
>im not going to wait this literal half a second longer to do nearly double damage
yes, widows that dont charge shots are shitters, just like you
>>338870450
Are you seriously going to double down on this "its impossible for widow to have charge" retardation?
>>338870524
Is there any greater feeling then shutting someone up without using words?
>>338870417
Never EVER bring a sub 3rd wheel. Other than that, you'll have a great time. Nothing like both you and your girl laying back and enjoying yourselves together while someone else does the work.
>>338870456
But anon, being the little spoon is the best. Especially if they breathe into your ear and grope you as they fall asleep.
And that's not even to mention how good it feels to be held down and fucked.
>called a good boy
Seems you're on the right track already!
>>338870574
MMF I wouldn't love, I want to be held and tld that I'm loved in an overly gay and affectionate way.
MMF ruins everything, even honestly MFF fucking ruins it.
I want to slowly cry as she enters me and have her hand a blanket to hold as she fucks me.
And that at the end, I'd suck on her tits and fall to sleep in her arms.
3 ways seem awful
Did you guys get your most desired skin yet?
I'm Level 15 with only a few blue skins and 300 coins.
>>338868258
>>338868938
>>338868428
The translations are fake.
>>338870585
>screw what you said! This argument is different now!
>>338870621
>Are you seriously going to double down on this "its impossible for widow to have charge" retardation?
No because I've never implied such a thing
>waiting for people to pick
>everyone picks PEWPEW heroes
>i need to pick a healer to not be stomped
everytime i just pick someone else we are at a disadvantage
>>338870119
>pegging
disgusting, real cock or go home
REMINDER: You didnt pay 40 dollars to have some random stranger tell you who to be or how to play. Pick the character you want to play as and just have fun!
>>338870801
I have gotten nothing but sprays and voices. The two characters that have different poses are Symmetra and Bastion. I hate it. I want my Sunyatta skin or at least one of Lucio's frog skins so I can stand playing him.
>>338870785
Both are excellent anon. You just slowly need your walls broken down, so she can rebuild you.
>>338870256
Nope, I'm just go play something else for a while
This is just a fleeting emotion that'll pass soonr-right?
>>338870904
I paid $60 though, and have spent another $140 on loot crates
I'm gonna buy another $100 worth of loot crates next pay I think
>>338870904
Damn right
>>338870904
You do if you want to win
fortunately my having fun doesn't hinge of winning
>>338870981
Nope, just like how /pol/ likes to pretend it isn't gay.
Remember that your Mei isn't icewalling you in bad places on purpose.
Also remember that if you say something like "don't wall us this time, you faggot" she WILL do it on purpose
When the fuck did newfags come up with this healslut meme? Back in TF2 we didn't have that shit because y'know BECAUSE PEOPLE PLAYED THEIR ROLES AND HEALED THAT'S FUCKING IT
>>338870981
Nope, get ready for the blowjob fantasies to come soon.
>>338870983
That's a lot of sprays
>>338870904
You got more cute Punk Tracer?
I thank player who go out of their way to save my ass when I acted like a retard or who agree to follow my "plan".
Is that weird? I play with randoms so my standards are lows
>>338870741
agreed but see
>>338870785
idk it seems less intimant, i just want my mommy issues taken care of, guys seems fucking gross and 2 girls seems like it would only be about the fucking which is fine, i wouldnt turn down a 3 way but my perfect night is alot faggier
>>338871127
for me
>>338870894
Hey, I'm just saying that because he's got a gf. I love actual cock.
>>338870736
Well, considering I'd be in the middle, anyways, I don't think it'd matter dom/sub. It would just be two guys pounding me for a night. Dom/sub stuff should be kept 1-on-1, IMO.
>>338870981
Just explore it, anon. It'll be fun!
>>338870981
It comes and goes. You'll probs forget about this for a few weeks. Then someone will mention it and it'll come back stronger than ever.
Eventually, you're going to have to do something about it.
>>338871101
>about to take someone out
>the Mei on my team saves them
>>338870801
>get anubis at level 5
Unf
>>338855931
>be mercy
>revive people many times and keep them alive through tough spots
>we win
>nobody acknowledges me
>>338853341
>Everyone picks popular POTG characters leaving support and any non flanking heroes roles open
>Don't want to M1 autopilot
>Played Lucio the most
>Want to play Zenyatta for a change as I want my attacks to do damage
>Healing and doing damage
>Everyone flees as soon as they get roughed up and use their mobility ability leaving me and my whooping 150 hitpoints to take the main assault
>Die
>Watch team turn to skulls one by one as the group of 6 easily overpowers them
>Checkpoint has been reached
How the fuck am I meant to play anyone else but Lucio and Winston? Jesus FUCK
>>338864729
I do that all the time and single handedly win games.
Probably not at higher level play, but in this first week? Everyone's gonna be running Molten Core and liking that corehound dick
>>338871148
I don't think it's reasonable to feel bad about mushy emotional stuff like that. It's much more fun to be doted on and get that emotional release with someone. Purely physical is boring.
Is it me or does that "cute" spray for Mei look suspiciously like that one oppai loli doujin by Bin?
>>338870801
I got Blackhardt in beta and was kinda dissapointed that I got it in beta
but then I got that shit on live at like level 6
i wish i had got the winston explorer skin instea
>>338871120
TF2 medic also wasn't a hot girl
>>338870456
it's true. i knew a chick that fucked her bfs with a strapon and she cheated on them constantly. gotta give her the gorilla fuck if you want respect
>>338863335
source?
>>338870821
>screw what you said! This argument is different now!
what are you even talking about? Are you that dumb that you cant comprehend that some widowmakers actually know what they are doing? there is no point to fire a shot as widowmaker if its not 100% because the time aloted for said shot is so miniscule the dps is better for the charged shot. you have bought no other argument other than "your mad is showing" and using implications of something that was never said or implied
>>338856627
Healing isn't really a fun job, but it's necessary. It feels pretty shit being forced into it because no one else will play, and then no one appreciates that it's you keeping everyone alive and making your team win
>>338860393
Microsoft tech support is so boring to play as tho.
>>338871272
You were doing next to no damage. Without them, you wouldn't have progressed at all.
Just because you only need one healer to make a successful team doesn't make your role's specified contribution any more valuable then the others.
>>338864185
cake
>>338871184
>two guys pounding me for a night
>>338869238
Console Overwatch makes me cringe with the janky aiming.
PS4 players best highlights are fucking Ults and only Ults.
>>338871476
Yeah should have just played as Pharah.
Fuck healing these widowmakers, tracers and genjis.
>>338871316
Anon we are on the same page.
Emotional and other sex is completely different to me.
I have no problem fingering a girl on E and then getting my dick sucked in a bathroom (not that ive been given these oppurtunities) but the thought of being held and caressed makes me want to fucking cry and i love it.
>>338871430
Yeah, I kind of came to the realization that I think fucking is what makes your gf think she belongs to you.
I guess my only hope is dating an older women with somewhat of a lower libido and who wants to control me because her life is so bad
idk, thats what im hoping for.
some girls do have this maternal instinct in them but i think even they might cheat, its rough out there anon
>>338869349
Reach for the sky.
>>338871581
Best thing you can do is just shove something up your ass and see if you enjoy it or not.
Changes are you will, but heaps of people can't stand it and it's not pleasurable. Maybe that will help you.
Thank your support, period. Lots of people don't appreciate Symmetra at all, even though she's fucking invaluable in lots of games
>>338860393
>>338860965
I love symmetra, I also love how big ol scary Reindhart with a shield gets all scared and moves away when he sees me. Her alt fire may be slow but its the tits
>>338871523stealth "am tranny" post.
Yeah, anon. Having two guys take my mouth and ass and roughly fuck me sounds amazing. Held up between the two of them, making out with my partner and the other guy biting my neck/giving me a hickey. Fuck. Yes.
>>338871737
Good to know. Emotional is super important IMO. Especially since I've got a lot of issues that could be solved by being spanked until I break down crying. At least that's how I see it in my mind.
>>338871461
I enjoy healing, I do it when I want to feel more like part of a team effort. Also, it's something different from trying to kill the first person you see.On an unrelated note, I enjoy pegging.
>>338870801
>$100 on crates
2 McCree legendaries
this is extremely fine
>>338871623
Pharah, although pretty hot, is played every fucking game I think.
She maybe the most player character
>>338871807
no idea what that hook nosed shit skin does, once in awhile ill come in for a health pack and then get free points for fucking your shit up and then i get the hp and its like it never happened
>>338871841
That is very, VERY related. 2 sides of the same coin.
>be genji
>kill entire enemy backline while juking the shit out of them, hitting headshots, didn't use my ult
>mercy presses a button and revives them all
>she gets POTG for pressing one button
It's not fair bros, she also hit her Q from spawn in case you're wondering (Anubis)
fuck off you useless non healing zenyatta/symmetra fucks
waste of a player slot, all of yous
>>338871454
>ignoring everything up until this point
It's too late to say you're a troll so I assume you're serious
This is the last reply you will get out of me
>>338868258
and weebs think learning Japanese will make them accepted
holy shit do they hate americanscan someone tell me why they hate metroid
>>338870801
Level 20, got the reaper mariachi skin today, pretty cool
>>338871840
>a lot of issues that could be solved by being spanked until I break down crying.
mean shit can ruin it for me, maybe thats why you like MMF
i want like a rainy night, on vicodin, and wrapped in in a huge blanket as gf rests my head on her lap
>>338872091
>zenyatta doesn't heal
play the game before posting
>>338872181
>Japanese hate Americas
t. shitter who never left his house
>>338872091
Noob detected.
You talk shit but are happy to use her portal to get back into the fight quicker huh? Help you get more kills or possibly potg? Also that little bit of armor makes all the difference during a fight on who lives or who dies.
>>338872276
you're damn right he doesn't heal, 99% of them don't even bother to healing orb at all and even the ones who do still barely heal 1/4th of what a mercy or lucio can do
useless non healing fucks
>>338872242
I'm assuming you love giant tits to suckle on while she pats your head.
Careful anon, this is the path that leads todiapers
>>338871840
>Having two guys take my mouth and ass and roughly fuck me sounds amazing
L O N D O N
O N D O N L
N D O N L O
D O N L O N
O N L O N D
N L O N D O
>>338872308
>not reading the image i was replying to
t. shitter without reading comprehension
>>338872091
>tfw when symmetra and still get potg lol git gud
>>338872149
>im still not going to refute your point
woah, got me there
>>338872242
It's not mean, anon! The spanking is cuz they love me. And the crying is just because it hurts. But I like pain, so it's good. I'm weird, I guess. After I break down crying, there's lots of aftercare with cuddling and hugging.
>>338872402
Dude, yeah.
It's fucked.
So on /d/ theres /gfd/ and /rr/, and gentle femdom is fucking perfect
but diaper shit is where this ends, and I hate that shit but in all honestly if I have to piss myself to end up with a psychopath that likes to big spoon, I think I do it.
i should probably quit b4 it gets that bad
>>338872609
You have an extreme case of mommy issues.
You obviously aren't attracted to your real mum, but you have lacked a motherly figure so your brain is now trying to compensate.
Problem is that when it tries to compensate when your older and have hormones is what turns this all sexual
Enjoy your age regression porn.
>>338872827
>You have an extreme case of mommy issues.
Yeah, I only see it getting worse too.
Fuck this is gonna get weird
>but you have lacked a motherly figure
the odd part about this is my mom I'd say was like a regular good mom so no idea where it came from.
>Enjoy your age regression porn.
I settle for milf porn now and i dont even know what age regression is so i dont think the flood gates have been opened yet
>>338873172
Welp, now you're going to see it on /d/ and delve really deep into yourself.
I wish you luck anon! It took me years before I could admit I like cuck porn, and they were agonizing years. Just accept it and move on with someone for it.
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