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Console-tan Tuesday.
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Which tan is... The Cutest?
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>>338775636
SNES clearly
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>>338775679
correct
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan

also a poll for the groups icon for the year
http://www.strawpoll.me/10297123

been a while but here are tans for SDT
http://imgur.com/a/RuU9p
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http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
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>>338775636
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you have been visited by the comfy
post Jaguar and you will be blessed with comfy

>>338775865
Is comfy a new meme for us?
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>>338776070
id willingly put aside any money i have for cosplaying Vita just to treat Ouya to a nice meal.
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>>338775770
>Voted for Vita way earlier, because her and PC are the two most iconic tans and would best represent the tans as a whole
>Only vote at the time
>Now she's got the lead
She's not even my favorite, but glad to see that Vita love kick in.
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>>338776505
I just felt like using that image
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>>338775770
>2 votes for GC-tan
at least I'm not alone
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>>338776070
NEVER
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V
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EVER
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>>338775180
I worry that my deliveries don't reach some of the original requesters, but then again someone does up them to the booru.
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>>338776797
I can respect that.
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>>338776539
i'd buy her a nice hot meal and give her a place to stay too

ouya abuse makes me feel sorry for her, even if she isn't real
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>>338776870
im with you, even if we won't succeed.
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>>338777181
same here. she's a cute tan and it's not her fault that the people in charge of her weren't capable of getting her through the impossible challenge of becoming a relevant console. i don't think we'll ever see something that joins the sony, microsoft, and nintendo triad.
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REMINDER TO NEVER EVER--
REPEAT AFTER ME
>N E V E R
>E V E R
--NEVER EVER BUY AN OUYA
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>>338777418
i want one to be honest
wanna slap Kodi on it and call it a day
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Here's a mad scientist
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>>338777418
i'm going to buy an Ouya and when i do you never
EVER
EEEEEEEEEEEEEVER
GET TO BULLY HER
AGAIN

which -tan can pull off being Chris Jericho the best?
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>>338777418
Buy a warehouse of em
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Other delivery
It was based off some image but was kinda lewd had to tone it down

I'll take some 2 non-lewd requests.
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>>338777590
Here's another mad scientist.
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what if shield was a girl?
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>>338777776
>>338777778
dem numbers
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>>338777418
you don't have to remind me.
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>>338777776
Excellent work!
I'll take a 3DS to go.
Have her running or something.
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>>338777776
Hey, I recognize that top-score win screen.
Excellent work, my man.
>Basically got septs
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>>338777776
some gay PC and Shield snuggling
IT'S CONSENSUAL
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>>338777738
i dont know why but i feel a literal attraction to Ouya. like i might actually be experiencing real love for a personified console. help me.
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>>338776082
>This is true love makin' (London)
>POETRY
>Also, good choice in music for sisterly love

Thanks anon. I didnt even notice the connection until now. Got some sisterly love done
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>>338778372
seems pretty reasonable to me, too bad she's taken though
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>>338778480
Cute.
Cute!
CUTE!
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
Good work, sisterly love is best love. So cute. So pure.
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>>338778516
this is okay. her and toasty deserve to be happy together. so long as someone is making her smile i'll be content.
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Where's all the Virtual Boy at?
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>>338778927
Right here
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>>338778927
In virtual reality.
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>>338779081
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>>338778789
Glad you like it

Im more of a SNE/Gen gal, but sisterly love never hurt nobody
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>>338778927
>Virtual Boy
>Tan isn't a boy
Lovely ass design though.
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>>338779189
>Any of the gameboys
>not boys
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Think of your favorite tan.
You got it?
Their birthday is coming up and you need to buy them a new VIDEO GAME. What game do you buy them, and do you think they'd like it? (Generational differences don't matter.)
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>>338779176
I am as well. SNES/Gen is best pair, but 2DS/3DS sisterly love is just super cute. Vita/Wii-U is lewdest but gets little content. Even Toasty/Ouya is starting to get more popularity.
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>>338779410
both upcoming final fantasies for ps4. I bought the system for them and bloodborne. Every other good game ive gotten has just been gravy on top.
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Be nice to bootleg tans
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>>338779410
I think GC-tan would appreciate Splatoon. Heck, a GCN could probably run Splatoon reasonably well.
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dendy tan when
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>>338780213
What the fuck are you doin
This is a blue board
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>>338779812
>best pair
Indeed. I wanna do a fic for them, but i'm no good at writing out ideas.

More art for everything is always good
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>>338780213
WAYTOOLEWDDELETETHISMISTER
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>>338780278
u gay son
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>>338779410
>Genesis

Sonic 06
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is the trash anon around?
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>>338779846
they have to go back
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>>338780325
>Tfw still haven't finished my fic of them because I'm a lazy piece of shit
>Have it open right now in OpenOffice
I'm going to hang myself if I don't finish this in the next few days, if not tonight, I swear to god.
But yeah, you're at least good at art so keep on drawin'.
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>workan hard on the Famimom fic
>it's been coming along pretty nicely, but it isn't quite as good as I think it can be
>gonna have to delay it for another week to fine-tune everything and really hammer out the details

Sorry, folks. I'm putting a lot of effort behind this one, and I want to make sure that it'll be one of my better works. I just need a bit more time to iron things out, is all.

In other news, how have you all been doing this week?
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>>338780278
>>338780340
I left for like two minutes. What lewd stuff got posted? Also, should we start posting lewd deliveries in the /aco/ thread and put it to good use?
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idea from last thread
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>>338781045
Gameboy Pocket about to lose her virginity.
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>>338780938

check your email, you goon
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>>338781090
nice
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>>338781090
10/10
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so, i've never been in a console tan thread before. what do we do here besides bully the ouya
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>>338781090

I love it.

It could only be better if she was saying something about performance instead of 'nicest'.
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>>338781090

Oh my god, it's perfect.
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>>338781090
Eyyy, that's pretty good. Love SPVTW.
>>338781125
>Wall of text
Ey yo what the fuck, man, tl;dr.
I'll read it now.
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>>338781090
suuuuuuuuuuuuper

CUTE
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>>338781090
this is a scene from scott pilgrim vs the world, right?
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>>338781212
Hang out.
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>>338781090
thats.. really cute.

>>338781212
we enjoy cute things and don't bully Ouya anymore because she's happy now and just because you aren't happy doesn't mean she has to be.
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>>338781216
what do you mean?
something like this?

>you are the only guy who hasnt rapped me
>thats knid of sad.... for me.
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>>338781594
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>>338781594
More.
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>>338781543

No, I mean something like "you've got the sharpest graphics of any guy I've ever dated"
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>>338781543

>you are the only guy who hasnt rapped me

DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SMILE


YOU STICK AROUND I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE
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>>338781543
What the fuck anon
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>>338781090
I'm glad they found each other.
Ouya bullying was crushing my soul.
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Are there any consoles that could be considered 'monstrosities'?
For research
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Missed the first thread.

Anyone got it?
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>>338781473
yes
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>>338782098
sega 32x with all its attachemnts looks pretty messed up.
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>>338782098
I've seen other images of Retron but she's depicted as cannibalistic Frankenstein-esque being.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb7sN7axblc

why is nobody drawn the tans meeting segata?
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>>338780938
>writing a fic for them
Which fic are you writing? Theres several anons writing about them.

Finish it, you nerd. I know you can do it
>>338781018
Doing pretty crap, good thing /ctt/ is here
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>>338781018
kinda bad. my laptop is falling apart and im just not in a good place in my life. at least i've been getting to eat pretty often, at least.
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>>338777889
I approve of this. Someone give us AMD and Intel tans.
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>>338782297
there's no need to lie anon, she looks perfect!
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Can someone link the Genesis and SNES Webm?
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>>338782617
https://a.pomf.cat/pxvknr.webm
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Do we have a Master System tan? I want a Master System tan.
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R8?
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>>338782794
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>>338782798
lewd
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WHERE'S PREGNANT VITA

YOU PROMISED IT LIKE 5 WEEKS AGO
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What would steamOS tan look like?
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>>338779081
Spooky
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>>338782390
Any good images of the console itself?
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>>338782945
probably just a hat for PC
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>>338782935
Maybe she is too shy too put out
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>>338782982
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>>338782935
is it this one?
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>>338782935
when you impregnate her
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>>338783027
just like gamesphere kun

but with gaben face
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>>338782945
Steam Box (SteamOS)

>Flat chest
>Small
>Long hair
>Smug
>PC's cousin
>Toaster's old GF
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>>338782798
>testing kit
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You're all such wonderful people. From the drawfriends, to the authors, to the regulars that just like to discuss tans every week of the year, and even the after-dark 3AM anons that talk about lewd stuff and argue over which US state is the best and it's not Alaska. You've all made this such a kind and loving community, some of you actively go out of your way to try and cheer others up or just be generally nice at all times, and every week someone always mentions how much they're cheered up by these threads. This may be an autistic circlejerk, and I'm willing to admit that it totally is, but this is our autistic circlejerk of a community, and I couldn't be any happier to be a part of it because of you wonderful anons.
<3
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>>338783142
retail is less locked down, trust me.
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>>338781090
this is so great
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>>338783068
could easily be tomoko without any Vita symbol.
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>>338782586
Awwwww, sorry to hear. What's up?

Eaten anything nummy lately?
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Is there any Emulator-tan?
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>>338782858
Niiiiice
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>>338783227
California here, I still refuse to accept Texas as the best state.
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>>338783227

Not a problem, bb. We're glad to have you here, too.

i hope i helped
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>>338783391
just some bad thoughts caused by not having a lot of good in my life. nothing worth getting into.

not particular. i ate a really big burger today that made me feel like i was dying because of how full i was.
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>>338783436
Don't worry
Even if Alaska split in two, Texas would be number 3
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>>338783436
>>338783227
Makes me think what would each tan be from if only counting the states?

PC would be Texas because they are both up their own asses
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>>338783415
nope.
emulators are stuff that belongs to pc.
like
dolphin pet
dolphin dress
and pic related
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>>338783280
i hope vita gets cracked soon. i want to make games for her, mostly lewd
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>>338783139
I need a picture of PSTV growing bigger tits than Vita because she can play her games on the bigscreen
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>>338782431
I'm writing the one about their first date to a carnival. It's been on the back burner for weeks now, but I'm gonna just tank through it. I'm grabbing my headphones so I can jam to some Rise Against while I write.
>>338783436
>>338783573
REEEEEEEEEEE I'M GONNA GET MY RIFLE AND SHOOT YOU BOTH
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>>338783770
Mine's bigger
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>>338782858
That's pretty good.
I think it'd be better with her jacket closed, to better show the iconic master system cartridge cases.
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requesting pstv tan >>338783139

like this >>338783142
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>>338783573
California can become 2 separate states, as well as 2 separate countries should we get past those fucking restrictions of seceding.

Could Texas manage this?

>>338783671
>this guy

>>338783684
Yeah, that wont be happening.
Ive said it before ill say it again.
>lack of motivation
>lack of caring
>lack of interest
>little payoff even if it succeeds due to niche market
>best we have is cobra blackfin (which doesnt work on 3.60 anyway but theyre working on it)

even the 3.60 sdk leak wont do much here. it will only be cracked if theres motivation, and a bounty is the best way to do it.

>>338783690
is this a thinly veiled THICK request?

>>338783770
>rifle
we'll tax it before you even get into the state

>>338783960
this
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>>338783560
It's kinda worth getting into, yknow? Talking about things can help sometimes. Even if the other party doesn't have anything to offer, you can find new ways of addressing or dealing with issues just by talking about it. It's worked for me a few times. And if it'll make you feel better at all it's worth doing it.

I love burgers so much, especially when they're homemade. So freaking good. I dont eat super often so they're kind of a treat. But at least you're eating more often, right? Eating sparsely sucks, I've been there before.
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>>338783227
Massachusetts fag here

Thanks for opening up man, good to have yah with us
>>338783770
>carnival
Oh shit, i remember you. Loved the preview, I'm dying for more man. Take your time, I know its gonna be amazing
>Rise against
crawwwwllling in my skiiiin
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>>338783674
I wonder....


Would the console-tans cosplay as the older systems when they do backwards compatibility/VC/Downloadable games.

Like PS4-tan dressed as PS2-tan and Wii U-tan as SNES tan
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>>338784340
I've imagined a similar concept, but never put it down in writing or drawing.
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>>338784340
>Wii U-tan as SNES tan
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This exists? (Sound of violent masturbating intensifies)
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>>338784573

>Wii U-tan as Famicom
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>>338784218
talking only works if you actually need to get stuff off your chest or need emotional support. telling people my problems just makes me annoyed at them. heck, if i could flip a switch that could make anyone that's ever said a variant of "if you ever need to talk im here" fuck off forever i'd waste no time at all. its just annoying at a certain point. the issues are mostly monetary so unless someone can just conjure up like $500 from thin air there's no reason to bother talking about it.

im more of a pizza person when its an option. not sure why. but an even deeper food pleasure i get is anything made from potatoes, particularly mashed ones. the irish side of me shines brightly there.
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>>338779846
now I feel bad at polystations, what have you done to me anon!
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>>338783037
Thanks, broski
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>>338784340
please make their tits wreck the tops of their flatter relatives
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>>338783885
Texas is the gun state, we own all the guns because we grow them straight from the soil. I will home-grow a gun made for shooting Alaskans from the ground up and personally shoot you with it, you damn pseudo-Canadian faux-American snow eating bastard.
>>338784046
>California can become 2 separate states, as well as 2 separate countries should we get past those fucking restrictions of seceding.
Cali and Fornia would both die of dehydration before you could get CLOSE to the NINE YEARS of being a country.
>Could Texas manage this?
>N I N E
>Y E A R S
And god, I honestly hate it when the state gets up in arms about seceding. We're not in the late 1800s any more, we're a unified country and need to remain that way. But for the record, Texas totally could stand its own as a country for a second time.
Alright, I'm going to do my best to ignore posting now that I got that out of my system. Time to go write. Fucking Alaskans and Californians.
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Here some new art. E3 is coming!
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is e3 a fashion show or a strip club?
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>>338785360
noice
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>>338785360
E3 is dead this year.
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>>338783959
>gangster town

holy shit how much I wish to play this again
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>>338784884
I guess I can respect that. We don't have to speak about it.

I love pizza... even though I tend to put tons of stuff on it and complicate it. Stuffed crust pizza is soooo gooooood. I also have an unhealthy love of vegetable white pizzas and Hawaiian pizzas.

Oh god potato anything is so good. One of my favorite foods is called "pirogies" and it's basically dumplings stuffed full of mashed potatoes and then sauteed in butter and onions. Its so bad for you but its delicious. I grew up in a Slovak household and got introduced to a lot of neat potato dishes.
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>>338785387
You decide.
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>>338785291
>Cali and Fornia would both die of dehydration
Okay first off, Florida has a shit ton of rain.
Secondly, southern californian residents are just fucking cacti at this point. Why? Because there's already no fucking water.

Trust me, I hate california as well, but for far different reasons than just general bullshit
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>>338785387
i wish it was the latter, it'd be much more exciting
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>>338785472
i hate over complicating food. i just have cheese pizza and enjoy that. anything more is just ugh.

ive heard of them but never really enjoyed them. again, too much stuff goes into it. i just want my potatoes mashed for fried.
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>>338785360
What game's XBone-tan dressing as?
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>>338785291
>that entire post
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>>338786005
Scalebound character.
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>>338785749
I love overcomplicating food. The more complex the better. ... admittedly, one of the best pizzas I've ever had was just a cheese pizza, basically. They replaced the tomato sauce with alfredo sauce and put like a triple layer of cheese on it. Oh my god. Did not expect to like it so much.

Awwwww, that's a shame. Theres so many crazy things that can be done with potatoes... I've even had potato sushi before. Yeah. That was a weird one. But to each their own yknow?
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>>338786223
shes about to eat a taco
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>>338785291
Stop slacking. Get to work.
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>>338786223
HNNNNNG
Do you have a full face version?
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>>338786275
that sounds like the most disgusting thing ive ever heard, but to each their own.

i dont like fish either. my taste in food is limited and plain.
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>>338786708
>>338786275
Alfredo sauce on pizza is a boner inducing thing
>grilled chicken
>some sausage
>little bit of minced garlic
>maybe even some pesto sauce
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>didn't have the motivation to finish the vita bully/femdom story this week

m-maybe next week...
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im finally home, gimme another request to do
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>>338786223
>mfw dad cooks cheesy mashed potatoes and fried porkchops for dinner
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>>338786708
Honestly, I thought it would be a lot worse than it was. I'm surprised I enjoyed it so much.

Awww, really? Well I can see it, fish is iffy. I don't like shrimp and that gets me a lot of strange looks. When it comes to food I'll try anything once, no matter how weird or scary it is.

I'm more open minded about food than I am about video games. I am a shameful human being.
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>>338786853
i dont have any pictures of someone throwing up but please pretend i posted one

>>338786916
Toaster and Ouya having some toaster pizza's.
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>>338786916
Draw 3DS' delicious girl abs.
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>>338775353
Hello I'm new here, I like wii u, genesis, ouya, xbone & toasty, also I'm converting a drawing of yukkuri ouya to digital, let me know what you think :)
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>>338786853
Oh god yes put that in my mouth like a wanton slut
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>>338787084
>i dont have any pictures of someone throwing up but please pretend i posted one
got ya covered, mi familia. we need a tan puking reaction image now.
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>>338786908
if i had the voice id read some of these stories. id try though

>>338787084
try it and understand why youre wrong

>>338787168
>
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>>338786916
3DS-tan running in sports attire. Include spats and her abs.
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>>338787158
>yukkuri ouya
Commence the bullying.
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>>338786908

Hey, man, next week is always fine. Nothing good has ever come out of forcing yourself to make something creative. Especially in the case of smut, you don't want to write without passion.

That said, I want to see what you can do. Don't force yourself, but be aware that there's at least one person out there who believes that you can do it.
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>>338787280
Dont you maymay-arrow me
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>>338787052
yeah i just hate a lot of food. anything involving pork is a no, fish is a no, i hate 99% of sauces, im tired of chicken after my dad made it too many times over my childhood, turkey is a no, garlic is a no, adding too much toppings or ingredients to a meal is a no.

>>338787251
a Vita one for that would be good.

>>338787280
i've tried it and all ive discovered is how shit your taste is and how my limited, boring tastes have saved me from eating garbage.
CTT: /ck/ edition
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>>338786916
GBC getting spanked.
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>>338787342
what would you prefer i give you then?

>>338787501
>oring
do you have any idea how fucking boring that pizza i descried looks?
i add ricotta cheese to it too
i now /ck/ too anon, but my taste is specialized in bland looking foods
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>>338786853
I don't keep up with all the tans, what is this 3DS and Vita?
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Was a "I wanna fuck that" face/reaction image ever made of Vita?
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>>338787406
Thankfully, you're not missing a lot with pork, fish, and turkey. Beef is really versatile. I would do unholy things for a good medium-rare steak right now, but I get this weird feeling you don't like medium-rare meat

Just simple stuff then? Respectable enough. It gives you chances to taste a lot of different takes on the same dish thanks to how common it is. IE: frozen cheese pizza, chain cheese pizza, restaurant cheeze pizza, homemade cheese pizza... And each one has a bunch of different ways its made by individual people. Its neat.

/ck/ edition best edition. We need toaster grilling steak on the heatsink for his Pentium 4.
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I like this new dress for ouya,
whos the autor? i like his style

im talking about this
http://img.booru.org/consoletan//images/3/67c58080dac995067b96ed6f57b74fb9aa81f5f5.png

why there's porn of this so fast... damn
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>>338786908
Don't bully the Vita-tan.
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>>338787657
Yes.

>>338787745
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>>338787613
B-but anon, I couldn't tell you that on a blue board...

No really though. You could just cook me the pizza you described. Or cook you it and share some with me.
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>>338787613
>Wii U
>no suitors
>PS4
>24-hour gangbang
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>>338782945
Another thick relative of PC.
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>>338787848
Gats
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>>338787930
Damn it. Shoulda checked before I started.
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>>338787613
i mean boring as in "not much to them". a cheese pizza. a burger with cheese on it. a peanutbutter sandwich, no jelly. a sub with lettuce, black olives, and pepperoni on it, no sauce or i wont even fucking touch it.

>>338787808
if there's any red in the meat i won't touch it.

yeah see even that doesnt work. im picky in where ill eat from, too. i wont let friends cook for me, i wont just eat at any restaurant, im even iffy on when my mom makes dinner instead of my dad. i keep food to how i know it and deviating from that is an unenjoyable experience that i don't enjoy in the least bit.
basically if i didn't grow up with it i won't be willing to try it.
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>>338787280
>>338787321
thanks for the replies. i was looking forward to writing it while i was studying and finishing off work for the past few weeks, but when yesterday and today came i just felt... blegh.

i guess i haven't had enough time to get my studies out of my system yet. i'm promising myself to have it done by next week now though, people are waiting for it after all.
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>>338783227
Love you too, anon.
If you have nothing to look forward to, look forward to Tuesday.
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>>338775353
Vita is my favorite. I just wanna hug her and tell her I want every game she has.
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>>338787909
you didn't read it right. what i mean is her doing the bullying.

i don't want to give too much away or else i'll probably end up dissapointing people, but i'm trying to go for a perspective of her bullying the reader/gamer who came to see her.

it's just hard to think of things she might actually say or do considering her generally approved looks/character. although what i've written so far is probably stretching that to a large degree.
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>>338788074
thanks.
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>>338787949
>cooking for you
this is my only way to happiness
>>338787997
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>>338788168
i mean ive had pizza without sauce, its not as bad as you may think (but for you its bad as fuck) was a no sauce double cheese pizza
I have pics of it and the box from when i posted some shit to /g/

>>338788179
no problem anon
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>>338788168
Really? That's kind of a shame...There's so many wonderful things out there in the culinary world.

But I guess in the end, it's just food, yknow? There's a lot more to life, like music, movies, vidya, hobbies... So even if food isnt a huge thing for you there's still other things to explore!
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>>338788307
Forgot to post this.
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>>338783960
I hope this is okay.
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>>338788503
still sounds unenjoyable

>>338788535
meh. i dont watch movies very often, i hate my hobby (drawing), i barely listen to music as is and my shitty laptop + zero income from nobody wanting to hire a mute with zero job experience makes "exploring" new vidya practically impossible. LIFE IS FUN.
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Since we're in /ck/ mode right now; what 'cha having for dinner, anons?

>Freschetta brick oven five-cheese pizza (with pepperonis)
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>>338788830

Chicken and rice, baby. Gotta get muh macros.
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where's the /ss/
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Does anybody have a good full body pic of 2DS-Tan that isnt nsfw?
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>>338788830
after riding around for a long time i got to eat at ihop. i ate a big burger that made my stomach feel way too full at the time but now im home and my stomach feels empty.
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>>338788830
i just had this absolutely disgusting thing because it's super late over here

kill me
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So do you guys have any writefag stories saved?
I'm beginning a Vita pregnancy inflation story and I need some examples
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>>338789050
dunno. how about you commission an artist and then tell us?
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>>338789093
wrong picture because i'm stupid or something
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>>338789168
what the hell is that
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>>338788201
>blue GC
That's new
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>>338788652
I wonder how PC feels about the upcoming senran kagura release
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>>338788830
Had some tuna on a piece of flatbread around 1:50? don't know what to make really since Campus kitchen closed.
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>>338788830
Was supposed to go out tonight but plans got cancelled due to food poisoning.
Ironic is it not?
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>>338788830
just ate two bowls
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>>338789251
Vita was grateful for PC sharing XCOM with her so she gave him Senran. he acted like it was no big deal then, late at night when no one was looking, he explored the world of Happy Boobs and ENJOYED it
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>>338789076
This one?
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>>338789242
a small box with some pasta and powder inside

you pour water in and boom, a small portion of fairly disgusting spaghetti bolognese
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>>338789242
Bachelor Chow, now with flavor.
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How would you sexualize the 2DS?
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>>338789521
>>338789580
gross. ill avoid it in favor of ramen. as bad as it is for me at least it tastes nice when prepared right.
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>>338777778
where do I find all of the "x days till e3" drawings?

searched "e3" on console tan booru to no avali
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>>338789621
You don't sexualize the retard.
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Request from last thread
Haven't played the new Doom, but I assumed that Doom Slayer was the new Doomguy, should have asked
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>>338789621
tenderly
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>>338789621

By writing lewd fics with her in them.

http://pastebin.com/sm8Lh76L just in case you haven't seen it yet
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>>338789686
i disagree
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>>338789720
Doom Slayer was the original Doom Guy.
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>>338789621
id hold her hand when they were spending the night and at one point awkwardly ask if she has only one ball as wellbecause i just cant be into another girl unless they have a penis because im a degenerate and i am sorry.
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>>338788830
... Probably nothing, I'm still full from lunch. Lunch was just chicken broccoli alfredo.

>>338788791
Hey, life can be shitty sometimes. It's been shitty enough for me that I've attempted suicide before. But life is only shitty sometimes and a lot of the time it really depends on how you're looking at life, yknow? There's always a little sunlight and there's always some clouds; you can lament about the clouds or enjoy the sunlight.

Plus, I'm sure the laptop situation is easily remedied, even without income. Whats wrong with drawing?
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>>338789580
*now with no flavor

>>338789640
i would advise it. i usually have quite good noodles from a chinese supermarket in town, but i didn't have time to grab any and my mother bought those because of a sale.

yay.
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>>338789117
try to avoid greentext
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>>338789773
i... i wish to read this and share the results.

my voice would not go well with this if you ask me but i'd absolutely try

type something super simple for me to read off for a test
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>>338789798
Anon, please. This is a Islamic Malaysian tapestry board.
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>>338789621
I like to think her depth perception is off, not having the 3D capability.
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>>338789953
big booty bitches be boppin
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>>338789720
OR here. Thank you, drawfriend, it's fucking beautiful. A thousand weeping Doomguys cradling the BFG9000 for you.
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>>338789946
Stuffing is fine too anon
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>>338789076
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>>338789953
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

bonus points if you know where it's from without google
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>>338789886
yeah ever since getting out of high school, and a bit before that, life has only gone downhill. its a shit and if my laptop finally bites the dust ill likely just drop out.

nope. screens casing is falling apart, keys dont work half the time, the charger spot is torn wide open and it keeps falling out, the fans are busted so it cant stay cool, and the lighting is starting to get fucky. only a matter of time now.
drawing became a hassle when it became work. it started taking too long and had too many steps required to make a picture good. now i just rarely do it if i need to see -something- on paper, but then i put it in my desk drawer and never look at it again.

>>338789927
too much of a pain for me. i just grab the cheap stuff.
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>>338789621
>>338790067
do you think she accidentally whacks herself in the face whenever shes trying to suck dick because she cant tell how far away it is?
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>>338789621
I'd wipe up the drool from her mouth with my dick.
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>>338790349
I recommend peanut butter. Gives you the illusion of being full while giving you intense Diarrhea by Friday.
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>>338789659
Here you go, my man.
http://pastebin.com/8L1XruD4
"1 day till E3" was just a schedule of E3, so I didn't bother saving it.
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What would a hypothetical PS4K-tan look like?
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>>338790495
noted.
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>>338790173
good man
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>>338790349
the stuff i get is fairly cheap, like 50p a packet or something. i never really go for the more expensive stuff because there's a lot in the packet and it has a lot of flavour.
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>>338790618
nice.
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>>338789246
Yeah, I'm gonna have to make her really tall cuz too small and the sword breaks. Spent 17 hours making these and 20 minutes getting them off the glass. Need to do mercy's gun next since I'm almost done with tracer's.
I don't have my phone on so this will be my only other post. Skype Nika La Kitty if you want to chat until then.
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>>338790349
Most of that just sounds like a housing swap which is pretty simple and affordable given the components and time. Charging port is some soldering, fan is plug-and-replace. Or you could sell it and buy a new laptop.

That sucks. I felt the same way about writing and editing. I loved reading through peoples stories and helping them pick out errors and fixing things up, but when it became an obligation I lost all interest in doing it. Same with writing.
>>
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>>338790757

So if Wii U tan is a milf, does that make Wii tan a party girl?
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>>338789953

>an actual reading of one of my fics

Hell yeah. I'd love to hear it.

>my voice wouldn't go well with it

Pish posh. I'll appreciate it no matter how it sounds.
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>>338789621
vita and 2ds scissoring wildly
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>>338790295

Please no bully
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mSQINHiri5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TgXD5r8XyI
I dont read shit out loud. i dont enjoy reading either

i dont like the results but and closer to my face for this mic and shits earrapingly loud
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>>338791008
Yes.
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