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MELEE AND SM4SH WINDING DOWN.
main streams: EvenMatchupGaming and egeofficial
BRACKETS: https://smash.gg/tournament/get-on-my-level-2016-good-game-con-ft-hbox-2/brackets
M2K
melee
Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of /v/.
Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.
Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to combo the spacies into fucking oblivion with 50 bairs or a risky rest combo that if he misses he INSTANT LOSES A STOCK.
Hbox is the hero we need, the one who consistently got out-tier'd for his entire life, but he refused to switch to 20XX he fucking pioneered his own character so much to a point that NONE OF THE GODS can replicate it and they all play top tiers pretty consistent except puff.
He fucking won it all, He beat his demons in life when the odds AND fans were always stacked against him. /v/ hates him because they will never craft their own negatives lives into success like him
>this meta knight
we /brawl/ now
M2K WINNING EVERY GAME
>SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI
Yeah ok we get it you found out about le spaghetti meme on memebase, shut the fuck up.
LEFFEN'S BACK
FUCK
YOU GET THAT ASS BACK TO TR4SH BOI
fuck leffen he's a fucking dumb cuck
AUTISM2KING KEKED THE FUCK OUT
God damnit all
I hate my life
YES THAT'S MA BOI LET'S GO LEFFEN
ITS ALL PART OF THE SCRIPT
HE COULDNT BEAT BOTH TSM GUYS THIS TOURNAMENT
should have stuck to marth from he start
OUR GUY LEFFEN
>top 8 will have meme ketchum commentating
god fucking dammit
>>338523228
>Jigglypuff is a shit character
stopped reading there
m2k pls win
>>338523341
It's very much warranted. That last stock on the Battlefield game was probably the most spaghetti I have ever witnessed in such a short span of time. Their hands were morphing into noodles and they were flubbing literally everything.
>>338523341
This. These commentators are cancer.
>have chance to go FD Marth
>don't
what did he mean by this
dunkz is so cringe
cultural centralism x-D
time for m2k to emo and give up in melee bracket
>>338523584
are you retarded
People calling M2K autistic when Leffen has the mentality of a 10 year old stuck in a grown mans body
>>338523584
Didn't he already win there game 2?
https://twitter.com/TSM_Leffen/status/734480636501721089
Ally is on fucking point here, jesus
>>338523656
>grown mans body
he looks like a 13 year old
>>338523715
Top quality boypussy
>>338523609
>losers M2k
Yeah he's done.
>PPU lost to None again
>PewPewU is a top 10 player
When will this meme end? I can't think of a more overrated melee player.
>>338523523
When did people start considering him a Top 8 worthy commentator.
Cringe has been ruined as a word by Twitch but he's literally outdated reddit memes and a tumblr social justice mindset rolled into a shitty annoying commentator
>somebody sponsor this man
>proceeds to get 4 stocked
>armada vs any non top 6 member
>>338523901
It doesn't seem like this tourney has ANY fucking good commentators
might be because Coney was getting married and they're all there
>>338523917
idk man Lucky could probably beat Armada in a friendly in a dark alley if he brings along some friends
holy shit rekt
lucky's tag says aoimine. guess he likes kuroko?
>>338523523
i can't quite pinpoint why i hate that guy.
he just reminds me of my 16 year old self if i never matured
>this could be it
>its never it
new commentators when?
>MkLeo
>Pulls out a secret Marth
>>338524141
Aomine, and yeah
our guy MacD vs Moon on affinityplay
M2K has to play a bunch of sets vs scrubs before playing another god so hopefully he can sue that time to sort himself out instead of starting fof immediately tilted
Armada turning into MacD during that rock transformation
>Sm4sh Top 8 will be entertaining
>Max fucking Ketchum of all commentators
end my life
Why did 64 ban Hyrule Castle all of a sudden? I don't dislike the game, but wall combos were part of the reason to watch and it's pretty fucking boring at the moment
>>338524276
i thought EE was there?!
>>338524291
I thought hyrule castle was practically the only stage they played
>>338524218
>our guy MacD
Since when has MacRapist ever been our guy?
>>338524291
50 minute long game occured in Mexico
>>338524225
>has to fight Westballz
This is the tournament he takes a set.
>>338524404
That's dreamland.
>>338524394
They are saving him for grand finals.
>>338524394
TK and EE are at Coneyz Wedding
>>338524430
Is that something that happened regularly or just an excuse to ban it all of a sudden?
Why does /v/ like M2K so much? He's literally inferior to Armada in every aspect of life.
>>338524412
Fuck off Sparky
>>338524538
he was literally one of the donation goals..
How does leffen have so many more followers than mango on twitter?
>>338524538
Why the hell are we watching Smash instead of that?
And best boy Coney is getting married?
>>338524571
his marth play is, bar non, the greatest in the game when it's on
>>338524225
Yeah he straight outclasses none and hugs to the point that it doesn't matter and top 8 isn't until much later tonight. Also no twitter fit so he's probably okay.
>>338524291
>>338524430
>>338524556
superboomfan did it to prove a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiQp5w-9IAE
>>338524571
He embodies Smash, plays every game and is a pretty nice and involved guy once you get past his legit autism
>>338524571
autism
>>338524556
superboomfan single-handedly got it banned
>>338524571
>why do autistic dicks like an autistic dick who thinks he's a nice guy
Gee I don't fucking know
>>338524276
i thought i was the only one who hated that faggot
>it's another "fox wins the entire tourney with barely any challenge from anyone else" episode
melee sure is balanced, guys
>>338524571
smash is his entire life so it feels good to see him win
Luckys nerves are getting to him how did he mess up all those shines?
>>338524291
>the disadvantages of the hazards and features of the stage have become more apparent in the more recent metagame. The tornado hazards on the stage are known for appearing completely randomly, without any indication of the position where the tornado appeared if the tornado is outside of the screen's reach. The tornadoes also speed up at random times, which can catch even more wary players offguard, and fully cover options that would have otherwise been completely safe. The stage's large size also allows significant camping in certain positions, as in certain matchups it is possible for one player to camp on the far left of the stage and make it extremely difficult for the opponent to approach safely: a primary example is Kirby against Captain Falcon, as Kirby can stay on the far left of the stage and space up tilts and back airs to cover all of Captain Falcon's safe approach options, with a match between Mew2King and Stranded involving this technique being infamous. It is also possible for several characters to camp the top platform, such as Pikachu and Kirby: this was made famous by SuperBoomFan who had a 52 minute game with Gerson.
>>338523523
>>338523901
>>338524161
Am I the only one who think he looks fucking exactly like Jim from The Office?
>Alphicans the Mac going 3-2 with Nairo, beat iStudying
Who is this guy? Should I know him?
>>338522991
Still not a serious fighting game
>>338524430
>something happens in a scene on another continent irrelevant to smash
>lol better ban stuff!
I swear sometimes the smash scene is retarded
>>338523228
Fuck off Juan. Go brag about your engineering degree some more.
>>338523670
that was so clutch
M2K ON MAIN SMASH 4 STREAM
>>338524626
When he joined TSM, someone started botting him and he can't get rid of them himself. He's tried contacting Twitter about it but they won't do anything.
>The Moon doing better than PP against MacD
Is PPMD's time truly over?
>>338524141
who fucking doesn't, though
it has become the most entry-level normal fag anime these days, surpassing the likes of fma or hxh. there's 3 big dota2 players naming themselves after the show as well REEEEEE
>>338524721
A lot of people don't like him (doing Top 8). He's annoying as fuck even to the average sm4sh stream monster
>>338524726
effortless bait
>>338523670
wait leffen is playing? christ, when was the last time he played. how's he doing?
>>338524794
he's the best player in western canada
an old man is on the melee stream right now
>>338524890
>implying fat depressed PP's performance is an indication of anything
>>338523838
He slapped the shit outta Zero in Tr4sh so he won't commit suicide today for getitng 3rd place.
here comes the Hugs bullying
>>338524743
Source, reverse search isn't helping
>>338524627
coneyMARRIED
>>338525050
Who would bully an old school player like Hugs86?
>>338525050
you mean hbox?
>it's a Max Ketchum patronizing the players constantly episode
What the hell Larry, you had such a lead.
>m2k
>3-0's the champion of the game
>will lose to larry lurr
>inevitably be knocked out in loser
What's the point even watching now?
M2K is so brutal
WEW LAD M2K
>could get losers bracket going on 2 streams
"Nah, we'll just have these two fags bullshit for 20 minutes"
Fucking finally getting a game going on the MAIN STREAM
SPIKED
>>338525464
breh
n0ne vs hugs
this feels like the biggest toss-up ever
>>338525464
To see Leffen vs Armada and Mango in losers.
And Hbox take the tournament, eventually.
>>338525464
Hold that thought anon.
There's an intermission soon, right?
I really need to take a break from watching this
>LEO VS ZERO IS GOING TO BE FOR LOSERS QUARTERS
lmao
I'm rooting for Larry, but M2K knows this mu
>>338524743
tfw not a femboy
>>338525031
PPMD was depressed and sick at Apex though
>>338525464
>>338525540
>>338525445
m2k keeps just dairing over and over giving larry free grabs.
>>338525659
Cloud is a good character but I think he has a bad match up against Fox.
>>338525619
yep 6-7 there's gonna be nothing but classical music playing
but sm4sh is still on so watch that!
>>338525701
it hurts
>>338524809
>something happens in a scene on another continent irrelevant to smash
Literally one of the best Smash 64 players is from Mexico and the scene there is still big since they keep old games alive.
>>338525570
>>338525606
>>338525613
>it's not happening
>sponsor is Fox
>has to play Fox mains in both games
post your face when yet another tourney is won by fox
you know because melee is so balanced
we NEED leffen-hbox winner's finals
armada-hbox is getting stale
please don't be on tilt after the leffen loss m2k
please don't lose in both fucking games after that zero win
>>338525960
Better than puff winning
>n0ne
>>338525960
it's not characters, it's players.
>>338525967
mite b cool, but last time hbox and leffen faced off it went 3-0 hbox. was painful to watch.
![stdin_snapshot_20.00_[2016.05.22_16.51.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/yR25wzn.jpg "stdin snapshot 20.00 [2016.05.22 16.51.24]")
This is the face of a man destroyed from melee
mew2king bodying this fox!
I hate watching Hugs play, he's boring as shit and never upsets anyone. He places in the same shitty spots every time
>>338525960
>>338524726
stop posting, you don't know what you're talking about
wait did leo lose?
>>338526195
This is the exact reason why I hate Colbol. He's literally le top 32 - 16 every single time man
>>338526317
don't reply to shitty bait please
>>338525920
>It is happening
>>338526348
Yes, lost 3-1 to Ally
>>338526348
Yeah, to Ally, who's been doing crazy in this tourney
homefield advantage
>Switches to Ganon
BASED
WIZZY PROF PRO SIDE STREAM
>>338526195
It's weird that theres literally one exciting samus player and he switched to shiek. All Samus mains need to step up.
EASY ______
I feel bad for hugs
>>338526387
I kinda hate all the players in that range just because they never seem to get better
Leffen's talked about how guys just don't take the game seriously and I think that's why they stagnate there. For them, Melee's a social event more than an esport. Not that I begrudge them for that, but it's definitely frustrating to watch.
Smash 4 commentators are god awful, what happened to TK and EE?
I just realized what I hate about Max Ketchum: he never praises players, just denigrates the opponent by saying what their mistake is. It's not "good bait from Larry Lurr", it's "greedy play by M2K". Fuck that.
>>338526601
SHEKELS
Fuck you Max.
>>338526552
even though ESAM is shit his Samus is at least exciting and fast
>>338526651
with their boy coney at his wedding
>>338526651
>best trash commentators are TK and EE
That was sad
WEW LADS
rip m2k
sad2k lost to melee
>>338526651
https://twitter.com/ThePhenomenalEE/status/734455375915843584
talkin smack
>>338526651
See >>338523979
>>338524538
>Shine Spike
WE MELEE NOW
What just happened
>M2K 3-0's zero
>Gets fucked up in melee
>Loses to lurr
>double shinespiked
>larry at 12%
lmao
>fox wins again
nice game tr4shfags
Fuck off Max you unhype tumblr piece of shit
>sent to losers by a sm4sh shine spike
Fucking hell jason
>Shine spiked in 4
Poor M2K.
Where is the God Mango?
Shinespike lel
>>338526779
who is better?
GANONDORF YES
Knew m2k winning over zero was a fluke. Apologize /v/
fuck i missed it
GANONDORF CONFIRMED FOR VIABLE
>fox wins again
Nice game sm4sh fags
wow moon eliminated macd
good shit
suicide2king incoming. It's over.
M2K has to play winner of Leo/Zero
if Zero wins, its over
>>338526918
>3-0
>fluke
Remember that time Nairo lost to a Robin? That was fun
>>338526935
more like Hugs confirmed for garbage
>>338526918
Fluke my ass, everyone and their mothers know that once M2K gets depressed/in his own head its all over. If he didnt lose to Leffen his Sm4sh game wouldve been different.
>>338526918
It was, ZeRo even mentioned his finger hurts when he shields.
And considering that's like the best tool vs Could it sucks
>>338526876
You win this time.
>>338527070
When did Nairo get so black?
>>338526918
He lost to Leffen between that and now
Everyone knows M2K in losers is a losing M2K
>>338527020
actually it's winner of Anti/Nairo
Nairo looks like he isn't playing his best this tourney and M2K is more than capable of beating Anti
Hugs is so overrated holy shit. One EVO run and people suddenly rate him.
>>338526698
Well said
Why would you even main samus in melee? It feels like she has to work way harder than the other "viable" characters including the likes of pikachu and yoshi
>>338527269
Fun.
My main trainingspartner, an old legend and one of the best in our region, thinks about switching from Fox to Samus because fun.
Wizzy vs Prof Pro about to start on side stream.
Poor hugs :(
>>338527192
He's ranked 13th in the world by tournament results on smashboards at the moment
Are there no Bayonettas in top 16? are there even any in this tournament?
Are they playing 1.1.6? Where the fuck are the Bayos?
>>338527269
to knock Leffen out of a tournament and then fade back into obscurity
HOLY SHIT NONE IS FUCKING DANCING
NOT LIKE THIS
HOLY SHIT N0NE YOU DUMB FUCK LOL
>>338527406
>On Smashboards
My fucking sides
>n0ne
THE STATE OF N0NE
Styling into SD true combo
>>338527517
Yes.
>>338527517
1.1.6 yes
PLEASE
but at what cost n0ne
BUT AT WHAT COST
>that dodge
N0NE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>airdodging off the edge when you're about to take the game
>>338527517
>>338527517
Nerfed to oblivion.
n0ne you fucking moron.
>>338527491
>>338527517
so how fucked did Bayo really get in 1.1.6?
>>338527517
All the Bayos got exposed by 1.1.6, none of them got out of pools
>>338527070
is nairo anorexic
honest question
>>338527517
They might have banned here because they didn't have time to update all the machines,alternative she was just never that good.
>>338527269
How much work you have to put in < End result
Pikachu has huge problems with Jigglypuff
Yoshi is much harder than Samus because you need to know how to use armor and his recovery is shit.
Samus has advantages over spacies that the two you listed do not as well.
hey guys let me just tell you the future here
>fox wins melee
>you will masturbate to trap hentai later
>your pizza will take 30 minutes to get to you
have a great sunday night
>>338527690
I look like that
No, just not working out
>>338527786
i have pizza already in the fridge though
>>338527786
Impressive
>>338527786
>trap
>notfuta
Shit taste
ANTi is not a very good Sheik player
>>338527664
Luigi fucked, they removed the one thing which the character had. While still good they are not what they used to be.
>>338527786
>>you will masturbate to trap hentai later
I actually wasn't planning to but now that you mention it I'm probs gonna.
>>338527690
Tall as shit, high metabolism and probably doesnt eat a massive amount every day
>>338527786
No pizza because it the old queen birthdays and the pizza pub's be closed tonight
Why the fuck did he go ganon?
>>338527406
He's getting style on by a fucking Ganondorf.
anyone know why n0ne wanted to go to DL? the pick doesn't really make sense to me so one of you ganon/falcon mains pls elaborate
poor hugs :(
>>338527786
But i hate pizza.
Everything else is correct though
THANKS SAKURAI
>>338527786
>you will masturbate to trap hentai later
Im not a faggot
>your pizza will take 30 minutes to get to you
I got mac and cheese fuck yo shit
(screams into the mic) OH NOOOOO
GANONDORF DOES IT
EAAAAAAAAAASY MONEYYYYYYYYY
pooped on.
GET FUCKED HUGS
n0ne is amazing
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YES YESYE SYEYEYSYSYYED
FUCK YOU HUGS FAGGOT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YWEWESSSASSSSSSSSSSS
BASED NONE
GANON IS VIABLE
AHGHHHHH
ABSOLUTELY KEKKED
CANADA ABOUT TO MAKE TOP 8. ALL N0NE HAS TO DO IS BEAT THE SHARDS OF MANG0
How the fuck
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ILLEGAL GANON MOVEMENT
Please tell me someone oddshotted that last stock.
GOOD JOB KAGE!
Tasty Canadians.
>was dodging Bayonetta
first correct thing Max has said all night
holy shit he just punched through all those missles
HOLY SHIT
>It's a Max shits on every player episode
Someone kill me
>>338528021
Platforms are good for ganondorf, since his recovery is shit more options are good. Also help with the uair
It's only a guess
>>338527786
I'm not a degenerate and I had curry for dinner.I'll probably fap to Pinkie Pie's ass later.
n0ne was jabbing after downsmash every single time and hugs got caught every single time
>SFAT and PPU out
lmao I love watching these faggots get BTFO
This makes me wanna play dorf, but then I remembered shiek exists
GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILY OLD MAN
>>338527786
Probably.
I'm not gay, so no.
I'm poor, so no.
>>338528482
Why you gotta be hatin, bro?
Has Zero been using Shiek?
Anyone else dropping mad frames
>>338527786
>implying I ordered pizza
>tfw my ganon will never move that well
>>338528539
>I'm not gay, so no.
>>338528462
dumb horsefucker
>>338528548
Zero always used Diddy against Sheik
>>338528542
not him but
I want PPU to lose hard so he starts taking the game seriously again. He's fallen off hard.
>>338528462
>not a degenerate
Maybe not THAT kind, but you certainly are a degenerate
>>338528548
Mostly Diddy, some Sheik
>>338528482
>sfat ppu AND hugs are out
mmmmmmmmmm feels so good
>m2k
Ah well none had a very solid run.
Scarflard getting freed the fuck up.
>>338528490
>And Fox
>Falco
>Marth
>Puff
>Falcon
Ganon's shit he just beat FMTs like samus and ICs.
>6 more matches until top 8
>34 minutes left
>BOTH STREAMS ARE JUST COMMENTATORS
holy fuck canada, get it together
God, I really want M2K to win this. Hopefully Larry is eliminated, he's probably M2K's biggest obstacle
>>338528548
He tried against M2K
>none vs m2k
I don't know who to cheer for.
>>338528539
futa is FACTUALLY not gayunless it has balls
>Zero drops Sheik
>Gets BTFO by a Sheik
AHAHAHA
>>338528768
Fuck off. Futa is the gayest shit save for actual yaoi. Might even be gayer due to the obvious homo denying that goes with jerking off to penises.
I don't want to see Zero lose, hold me /v/.
>>338528794
He never does the Sheik ditto in tournaments ever
>>338527786
right about everything else, wrong about the pizza part
Wizzy has been so good and so consistent in 2016. Really impressive, looking like the best Falcon in the world tbqh
>>338528794
You were saying?
>>338527491
>>338527517
>Bayo
lol. No one is going to use her for a long time. She's not shit, but she's systematically dead.
>>338528768
>>338528886
futa is never gay
>>338528768
>fapping to a mans drawings
max homo family
>>338528896
hes doing better!
and hes not a choker like all the rest of the smash4 scene
Why are we getting the god awful commentary
>>338528886
its not gay bro
>>338527786
>>you will masturbate to trap hentai later
i did that last night already because i knew i wouldnt have the time tonight
>>338528736
nah its definitely doable against everyone but shiek, same goes with other low/mid tiers shiek is kinda the character that fucks everyone else up.
Like link for example could do really well if shiek didn't exists.
>>338529019
>Jerking off to vagina
>Not gay
>Jerking off to penis
>Gay
It's not rocket science, faggot.
>>338528886
futa on female = not gay
futa on male = gay
This seems to be hard for you fags to understand
>>338528542
those faggots barely practice, it's a terrible look for the game that its top players are faggot ass scrubs who don't even take the game seriously
I love it when Leffen or Armada BTFOs those norcal fuccbois. Shroomed especially, that nigger is delusional as fuck for a retard who barely practices
>>338529108
>highschool
I wonder how homos are gonna be like when they reach grandpa age? Shit will just be awkward.
>>338529056
none of the good commentators showed up
>>338529158
>Jerking off to man
>Gay
>Jerking off to woman
>Not gay
wow
>>338529158
Do you not see that picture there anon?
This has already been decided.
>>338529264
You're attracted to the MALE part though. You're having a fetish for a penis. THAT'S gay.
>>338529210
SFAT has been practicing a lot recently, honestly probably more than most top players besides top 6. Completely right about shroomed and ppu though.
>>338529264
also
>Jerking off to boi
>Not gay
>>338529158
how is futa gay
no explain the math to me
if anything futa on woman is less gay than male on female. I went to college.
Male genitalia + male body = male
Female genitalia + female body = female
Male genitalia + female body = futa
Female + male genitalias + female body = herm
For the purpose of this exercize let YG be male dongs and YB be male bodies. XG will be female vags and XB will be female bodies (including breasts)
So, a generic 1 on 1 "straight" porno will go as such;
YB+YG = 1 male
plus
XB+XG = 1 female
thus we have a 1:1 male/female ratio. We can use this as the base line for what is "straight" or not.
(XB+XG)2 = 2 women (lesbians). We can surmise that this is "straighter" than the base line of 1 male on 1 female. However this is where things can get interesting.
(XB+XG) + (YG+XB) = 1 female on 1 futa
We have lost one male defining physical trait (the male body) in exchange for one more female defining physical trait (the female body)
Using this simple formula we can thus derive that (XB+XG) + (XB+YG) > (XB+XG) + (YB+YG) in terms of "straightness"
We can also utilize this formulat to place futa on futa roughly on equal footing as male on female in terms of "straightness"
You see, son, sexuality isn't black and white. Everyone's a little gay and everyone's a little straight. Trying to say otherwise is just a nonsensical pissing contest, and really you're just holding yourself back for no other reason than personal pride.
What's worse? Shutting yourself off from terabytes of nice high quality porn?
Or having to come to terms with your own sexuality?
>I sure enjoy playing with my own penis
>but I'm not no fag I don't like looking at OTHER penises or anything, especially when they're connected to pretty women
I went to college for this.
>>338528886
>watching a man fucking a woman is straight
>watching a woman fucking a woman is gay
> literally taking a man out of the equation
>no different from lesbian strap on sex
Yes it sure is fucking faggy ain't it?
>>338529000
People said the same about Meta Knight after his nerfs. But he is still A tier
>>338529373
TLDR
>>338529359
And yet he lost to KJH
>>338529153
No Ganon is literal garbage tier(best low tier but that's it) and is overrated as fuck.
Your reads and fundamentals have to be beyond godlike to make him work at higher levels.
>>338529373
>I went go college for this.
And? You fap to a penis you're gay. Penis is biologically a male thing.
>>338529027
There's a bunch of girl hentai artists though.
>>338529405
TL;DR you're a faggot
Congratulations to FOX MVG | Mew2king for his 3 - 0 victory over EMG | N0ne.
>>338529379
>Jerking off to a woman
>Jerking off to a woman WITH A PENIS
The penis is literally the object of attraction here. It's gay. Fucking accept it, or live in denial.
>>338529513
not so fast
my man n0ne is about to put this autist in his place
>>338529218
im a neet, p much the same shit though
busy watching GOML, then Extreme Rules, then prob watch a Stardom show
>>338529405
>>338529490
>newfags
>>338529490
You're new.
>>338529359
yeah I've actually heard Blur say that SFAT practices tons more than PPU
>>338529513
>you
>>338529538
>jerking off to a woman
>jerking off to a woman with a strap on
The strap on is clearly the attraction I'm sure.
HAS N0NE LEVELED UP?
>>338529513
rekt
>>338529513
You were saying?
>>338529513
already wrong
>>338529513
>m2kfags
>>338529513
WRONG
>>338529513
wew lad
>>338529513
>The state of anon.
>these commentators using the term set to refer to individual games
As someone who very much enjoys tennis,
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
N0NE
>>338529460
And if you get hit offstage once you will lose to anyone that doesn't drop their shit because he has the same flaws as Captain Falcon without the advantages.
N0ned holy shit...
>>338527938
>>338529565
1-0 n0ne
M2Ks finished. Both in the game and in real life.
RIP Jason Zimmerman 1990-2016, he will be missed.
MY MAN N0NE
>smash 4 losing to Barbie
>>338529820
>PPMD
>2016
I don't understand
>>338529801
dont fucking joke about this shit anon.
So this... is the power... of losers m2k....
I can't tell if the crowd are reacting to Smash 4 or Melee.
>playing sm4sh and melee at the same tournament
Whoever wins m2k's hands lose
>>338529829
>implying Barbie isn't the best e-sport
>>338529728
too be fair, 64 and the japanese versions refer to the ending of the game as Game Set.
>>338529754
>N0ned
Guys Zero elimination last set!!! SMASH 4
>>338529879
basically always melee
>>338529820
She's already had the pp. She also became a pornstar after they broke up.
>>338529982
This. She's been #blacked.
>>338529889
sm4sh isn't very taxing especially for cloud
>>338529879
>Implying it's hard to tell
I have all three streams up, cheers are syncing more with Melee.
But all games are getting cheers, right now ZeRo is on the ropes of losing
>>338529820
damnn just checked out her twitter
MR R
>>338529158
>the same people who argue that jerking off to drawn dicks is gay will argue that jerking off to drawn little kids getting fucked isn't pedo
You can't have it both ways.
>>338530054
Well I'm only following one stream, can't watch twitch on my laptop because it lags like crazy.
FUCK
Thank Sakurai! ZERO IS VICTORIOUS!!
>scarflard is still alive
Fuck.
>>338529613
I'm not gonna read all that about dicks, sorry
L E T ' S G O
E
O
Zero vs Leo time
>>338529732
Don't forget your garbage ass neutral game.
It's crazy to think that people like Kage make the character work at their level but Kage will always be limited by Ganon.
Holy fuck MkLeo looks like such a happy little boy
>>338529861
I wish I could, but it's highly likely M2K will commit suicide if n0ne wins.
At least if he loses to the god gallery, he'd at most bitch on twitter like he usually does.
>>338530189
>tfw got a celeron piece of shit two years ago that burst into flames when i opened my browser
>tfw just got a refurbished i7 comfy thinkpad
>mfw this match will end like that time Zero tried to time out with Meta Knight in Brawl and got hit in the last second
T I L T
THAT FUCKING KNEEEEEEEE
FUCKING AMAZING
>>338530170
N 0 N E
0
N
E
>>338530114
>Jerking off to dicks
Gay.
>Jerking of to kids
Pedo.
>>338530323
>of all the gods, PPMD was the one to fuck pornstars
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
it's over, m2k is finished
>>338530323
Holy shit I feel bad for PP, at least he's done with that whore
>>338530189
Right now people are cheering like crazy for M2K vs. None
ZeRo made it through a close match and he's starting a new match
Nobody cares about the third stream right now.
mew2king
n0ne
M2K PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS.
Nothing more pathetic than losers run m2k.
>air wobble to knee
FALCON IS TOO GOOD
N0NE STOP
STOP IT!
I JUST WANT JASON TO BE HAPPY!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS HYPE AF
Was Smash 4 always this enjoyable to watch? Or did the game just become a lot more interesting over the course of a year?
Meleefag who tuned in for the first time in forever and kept watching here
why didnt he go marth
OH CANADA
OH GOD MEW2KING WILL BE FOREVER ON TILT IF HE LOSES THIS
;______________________________;
NO
JASON PLEASE ;_;
HAHA
TIME TO LURK M2K'S TWITTER
>mew1-3king
DON'T GIVE UP M2k
m2k sucking dic
NONE
Look at M2K, you can tell hes given up.
These commentators are biased cancer.
>>338530538
depends on the matchup and how much you wanna see some guys get BTFO.
Most Sm4sh matchups are shit tho.
>>338530189
Use livestreamer https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>>338530423
>mixing 2d with 3d
show me a kid that looks like this or anything close to an attractive futa with a penis and vagina in real life. Little kids and shemales are disgusting in reality
LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA
WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE
FUCK
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
Fucking m2k :(
Get it together man :(
Hearing the commentary talk about how lucky they are that this Mexican could enter Canada (but not the USA) and then hearing the term Trump is unintentionally hilarious
And I wish the melee crowd would shut the hell up.
>>338530353
Twitch really has to fix their website, there is just something wrong with the fact that the twitch website is shit to watch while the surftablet version works fantastic.
Why would M2K go Sheik instead of Marth on FD? n0ne is a monster.
KICKED OUT OF THE TOURNAMENT BY A FUCKING FALCON FORWARD SMASH
THE SHITTY HOVEL BUNGALOW OF MEW2KING
RIP M2K maybe don't focus on sm4sh next time.
PEOPLE'S ELBOW HOLY FUCKING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Oh my god
;________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________;
CAPTAIN FALCON IS UNVIABLE THEY SAID
THAT FUCKING READ.
GET FUCK'D M2K.
A
FUCKING
LEAF
RIP m2k
>getting knocked out of the tourney by an accidental Fsmash
L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y L E G E N D A R Y
>M2K in loser's bracket
Why expect anything else, that autist can't do shit once he loses one set
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
n0ne!!!!
>M2K
His smile and optimism: gone
M2K fucking sucks
SHEIK FUCKING SUCKS
FALCON IS WAY BETTER
FUCKING NONE
THE FALCON
JUST
KILLED A GOD
n0ne proving he's better than wizzy
M2K
I'm not ready to read M2K's obituary, man...
m2k is going to kill himself soon
these commentators are fucking terrible
gz to none however
PROFOUND SADNESS
WHAT AN ELBOW
>>338530783
Cap/Marth is evenish matchup and on FD it's arguably in Cap's favour because Marth can't trap him onto platforms.
tweet inc
>>338530538
It's getting a bit better, more players are getting on point with finishing stocks off.
Some matchups are FUCKING HORRIBLE though.
>tfw Canadian
Literally no jaw. Prepare for Twitter storm
M2K will kill himself
i thought canada didn't have mexicans
Swedish Delight vs Ice on stream 2
Post yfw Sad2King
Guys, guys, guys the Zero set vs MKLeo, watch it now pls
ODDSHOT WHERE
FUCK YOU HE'S NOT NICAURAGAHUASN
HE'S CANADIAN, HE'S OURS.
10 fucking years
holy shit.
How salty would Hax be if n0ne beat Mang0?I kind of doubt that will happen though.
>first loss to falcon in 10 years
holy fucking shit
when will he retire
M2K's choice of characters is always so bad
I haven't been watching, what the fuck happened to m2k? Was it just losing to leffen or did something else happen to him?
>>338530964
i haven't seen any horrible matchup in this entire tourney though
might be because dabuz isn't here
>>338531070
What the hell are you talking about? Is that you, Laudandus?
>>338531070
>Capt Falcon worst matchup is Sheik
>bad choice of character
Fuck off, dockid.
>>338530538
It became more interesting over time, as before they hadn't optimised anything and didn't know the intricacies of their characters.
No-one actually knew how to actually move correctly, so the action was constantly freezing after a guaranteed combo.
>>338531064
after he kills himself
M2K needs to move to Sm4sh full time for a few months
>>338531018
Are they playing a shitty game?
>>338531101
He choked vs Leffen and then choked in tr4sh.
>the smash 4 fanboy himself can admit the truth
https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/734497642189717505
m2k played like shit, he was fishing for grabs the entire set
falcon top tier. tires donut exits.
u can always tell when m2k gives up
fucking sad
>>338531070
Are you retarded?
wait what
I started watching at the beginning of that last match
I though this was some sort of warmup round or some dumb friendlies
what the fuck happened? who is none?
>>338531064
he can't, this is his only source of income.
>>338531064
no need to retire if you commit suicide
>>338531136
That helps immensely.
>>338531171
Falcon's worst matchup is definitely Falco.
>>338531064
What would he do if he retired? He has no skills or credentials but playing smash.
>>338531212Nigger
>>338531212
>Sky Williams
He's not wrong, but why would you ever read a single thing he's ever written?
>post yfw he wins a national
>>338531253
>who is none?
a mid tier player
>it's a m2k loses, gets depressed, and posts suicidal posts on Twitter episode
>>338531004
Hhe would use a tragedy like m2k wanting to kill himself to try and prove that falcon is better in the matchup.
See, I told you Shiek Falcon was a 9-1
>>338531302
Too bad M2K has a garbage Falco.
>>338531212
>giving a shit when he can't even beat dunkey
>>338531306
He's legitimately autistic.
He can just cash in on NEET bucks.
>>338531178
This. The only reason he even plays melee is because he considers it easy money and he literally made no money off melee this weekend. That's what makes it so hard to root for m2k, he makes so many decisions based on fucking money and is constantly shilling his worthless "company".
>winner has to go take on nairo
COMMENTATORS ALREADY COUNTING M2KS LOSS
>>338531360
I'd probably pop off myself, wake up dad and disrupt my sister's masturbation session.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>M2K in his hotel room tonight
>>338531212
>Sky Williams twitter profile picture is a buff handsome black man
>He's actually a fat retard looking nigga with bitch tits in real life.
holy fuck Leo is so patient
I'm sorry Leo but I want Zero to win more.
>>338531528Is she hot?
>>338531528
>disrupt my sister's masturbation session.Why aren't you joining in on that?
>>338531506
And you don't?
>>338531441
How come M2K never focused on Falco anyway? He's put the work into every other top tier and it seems like Falco would go really well with his tech skill focused game.
>>338531360
falcon/ganon main wins tournament
Is he dead?
Will Mang0 kill himself if he loses
>>338531505
He plays Melee because he enjoys it and now that he's EchoFox he is expected to
>>338531528
give her some capri sun
>>338531306
Go back to School or learn a trade.
>>338530641
Sorta like all the american commentators when Leffen or Armada are facing Mango.
new
>>338531553
m2k's play is honestly super sloppy and I don't know how he's considered a god in 2016.
He can combo and his ledge game is nice, but his neutral game is straight up retarded at times and his mindset in a match is so obvious it hurts. He whiffs so many grabs it makes me wanna die, and doesn't even follow up well when he does get one. His tech chasing is garbage.
I want him to win but he needs to get his fucking reads on point and not just rely on fancy kill combos. His tech skill isn't even impressive anymore compared to any other top player.
I feel like people just call him a god still because it's make them feel bad to suggest taking him off the list.
>its gonna be M2K fucked up in one game and his depression is gonna make him lose the other terribly episode
>>338531635
what is wrong with you
Fucking dead
>>338531694
I swear to god none is the best dash-dancer in the game
>>338531686
All that drinking finally caught up with him
>>338531708
nah just shitpost on twitter
>>338531638
She's decent. 7/10. A little chubby.
>>338531641
Not really into incest. Tried sniffing her panties one night after /v/ told me it's heaven. It was good, but I felt guilty afterwards. Besides, last time I almost walked in on her was awkward as fuck.
>>338531694
>none is humble and doesnt popoff
>m2k reaches for the handshake and none is about to as well
>his homies rush him before he can
>>338531712
>He plays Melee because he enjoys it
Uh no, he plays it because he has so much experience and such solid fundamentals that he can pretty much just bullshit his way into a payout in any tourney he enters. If he was playing "for fun" he would have entered doubles this tournament. Know why he didn't? Because the doubles payout was low and he couldn't find a partner who he thought he could earn money with. M2k has publicly stated this stuff so I don't know why you're deluding yourself into thinking he's playing melee for the love of the game or whatever. He literally never even practices it.
>>338532089
>He literally never even practices it.
That much is clear.
>>338531484
>n0ne eliminates a god
>wizard robert 4th at a national
no joke my friend
that fsmash
Mew2King will win Sm4sh at least
r-right?
>>338531945
Stop anon, I don't want to have to jerk my little ding dong instead of watch this.
>>338532334
He can beat Nairo, and he can beat Zero. I fucking hope so
>>338531360
>>338532334
Say it with me.
Three. O. M. 2. K. Out.
>>338532519
>m2k 3-0'd zero
no yah hes got this
Nairo > M2K
Ally > Lurr
Zero > Nairo
Zero > Ally
Ally > Zero
Good games guys
>D1 garbling Zero's cock yet again
What happened to this fucker? Please never commentate Melee again you Tr4ash faglord.
m2k doesn't look very emo right now, at least
>m2k knocked out from all sets except losers in smash 4
>vs nairo
RIP, see you guys next tourney
>>338532642
>Nairo > M2K
HA
>>338532789
Don't worry, Nairo will SD
>>338532665
Really? As a Sm4shfag he always came across as disliking the game
>>338532827
M2K lost to fucking larry lurr, he's tilted from just barely losing to leffen in melee
M2k doesn't recover from a loss, full stop, we've known him for a decade now, that isn't going to change
>1% after a full minute
Nice punish Nairo!
>>338532405
You're getting turned on by text? Are you a girl?
>>338532959
He beat Zero, though, besides, we haven't seen any sad2king tweets yet.
He's still in.
>>338532959
Are you saying that's an upset? Larry Lurr is really good
>>338531945
>Tried sniffing her panties one night after /v/ told me it's heaven.
>>338533161
He beat zero before he was put on tilt
>>338533180
Objectively
>>338533196They're right.
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