Thanks to jerks like you, Battleborn had to cut its price. Instead of $75 for the Digital Deluxe Edition which comes with the season pass for $75, it's now $40.
Why did this happen you ask? Because people like those on 4Chan kept spreading false information about Battleborn and fabricated a competition against Overwatch. You people cry out for new IP's instead of rehashes and sequels yet when Gearbox delivered what YOU asked for, you crapped all over it. But it wasn't enough for you people to laugh about it here, you had to spread lies and slander all across the internet. Still that wasn't enough, you just had to carry the banner for Overwatch and market it everywhere non-stop for the last few weeks overshadowing Battleborn and drowning it out in a never ending wave of lewd pictures. Seems you people are real easy to please - throw in some Pixar like women in scantily clad clothes and you instantly fall in love. Pathetic.
Hundreds of people at Gearbox spent two years working on Battleborn. They missed out on anniversaries, dates, watching their kids' play, etc so they could make a game you'd enjoy. And what did you do? You stabbed them in the back for a game with a damn purple Frenchwoman. This is why people don't take gamers seriously. Judge games based on their stories and gameplay and design; don't judge them with your genitals.
/end rant
>>338484972
There's more salt in your post than in all the oceans.
Overwatch is better.
>>338484972
whats funny is that there are people on this board that actually believe /v/ effect anything related to vidya.
>>338484972
>things that never happened
>>338484972
I hate ASSFAGGOTS elements in my shooters, OW had less and is thereby the winner by my standarts.
>>338484972
Don't blame us the game is average at best. Blame gearbox for screwing up again.
>>338485209
Did you forget about GamerGate?
>>338484972
The Frenchwoman is blue.
>>338484972
pixar women are hot as fuck.
>>338485209
not around for the early days of Minecraft then huh
>>338484972
Gearbox is a shitty developer, they make shitty games, and I hope they go out of business and never make another game again.
Also, OW is just better. I played both in open beta, and Battleborn is a cluttered, unfunny piece of shit. OW is sleek, fast and fun.
>>338484972
>They missed out on anniversaries, dates, watching their kids' play, etc so they could make a game you'd enjoy
They did so because they need their paycheck to feed their families.
They most likely knew the game they were working on was gonna bomb.
>>338484972
Overwatch is just a better game, battleborn is shit
That is literally the developer's fault, fuck off
>>338485245
>standarts
>>338484972
>Hundreds of people at Gearbox spent two years working on Battleborn. They missed out on anniversaries, dates, watching their kids' play, etc so they could make a game you'd enjoy.
damn... maybe they should have picked a better career instead of monkey coder.
>>338484972
Yeah! I'm still mad about beta vs vhs too!
SO HOW ABOUT THAT BORDERLANDS 3
>>338485370
A blueberry!
>>338485594
YEAH I DONT LIKE IT
>>338485608
So what does it look like now?
>>338484972
Maybe Gearbox shouldn't make shitty games
I didn't like Battleborn, I sure wanted to, but I didn't.
>>338484972
>Game is bad
>Looks like every other shitty cell shaded BL
>Anthony Cuckanelli worked on it
>Chick in there looks like Wu
They deserve everything they got.
>>338485770
http://steamcharts.com/app/394230
Slightly higher day peak
>>338485770
The population has increased a lot. The price cut did help with that at least.
>game sells like shit
>lower price
>everyone sees the low price as a sign that's it's a dead multiplayer only game and continues to not buy it
this is hilarious
>>338484972
The fact that you don't talk about the merits of either game in comparison to one another, and instead focus on blatantly complaining about the characters tells me you know next to nothing about either game or the reason why Battleborn is a flaming shithouse.
You get a 2/10. Apply yourself next time around.
Also, Gearbox won't get any sympathy around the internet. They flubbed the Homeworld remake and are now dryfucking its corpse for pennies, and everyone is still sore from Aliens.
The game fucking sucks though.
>>338484972
Overwatch________andBattlebornboth suck
>>338485382
Technically nothing was really changed from what was shown by notch before he went to reddit. So it doesn't really count, or if it does reddit holds some reaponsibility too.
>>338484972
>Chan kept spreading false information about Battleborn and fabricated a competition against Overwatch
Gearbox did it themselves, just look at what they tweeted to Overwatch's twitter account.
>>338485797
literally everything you said is wrong
I guess you're a textbook case of a blizzdrone shill, uninformed retard following the herd of other retards
>>338484972
fuck off shill
sage
>>338485814
>population at PEAK TIMES raised from ~4200 to ~5900
1700 people is not a lot considering >7000 people have already refunded the game on steam alone. I don't know console sales but that's $68,000 from PC sales as of that population increase. It's negligible for a AAA.
One is by Blizzard.
The other by BORDERLANDS.
>the official Battleborn forums are almost as dead as their game
>some of the forums are averaging less than 1 post per day
AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
>>338485059
There is actually no salt in the ocean it's a common myth what happens is that urea tastes salty and since all the fish pee in the ocean it's full of urea which makes you think it's salty but it's just fish pee.
>>338484972
After what gearbox did to to duke the devs and their families can rot in hell
A game got cheaper and that's bad how?
>>338484972
Shut up Randy.
gearbox sucks
>>338486030
>7000 people have already refunded the game on steam alone
I can pull stats and false claims out of my ass too, according to recent research your mom sucks on twenty seven dicks on a daily basis
which would be wrong, because in reality it's much more than that
>hey Jeff you hear about this fps moba thats about to release called battleborn?
>nah never heard of it
>hey lets release our open beta the same weekend and their launch
>why?
>why the fuck not
>>338486184
That's a mock up, right?
After the disasters which were Aliens Colonial Marines and Borderlands the pre-sequel, not to mention the raping of the Duke Nukem franchise plus all of the continual lies from the CEO, Gearbox fully deserves to go out of business.
How long does the Battleborn sp/co-op campaign last?
>>338485283
LamerGate is infamous for having accomplished jack fucking shit.
Why is it so satisfyingly hilarious to watch Battleborn fail?
I don't even hate Gearbox but I literally can't stop watching it flail around and die.
>>338486030
>7k refunds
Depending on which version those people bought that's between 420k to 490k. Game development gets a lot more expensive when you're not relying on stolen SEGA money.
>>338486135
Pretty sure news sections is locked for users
Why did this happen you ask? Because people like those on 4Chan can see through the tricks and bullshit and actually like enjoyable games without agendas.
i dunno op, it works for me to be around and lurk.
>>338486362
8 missions. They're mostly escort and wave based stuff taking 30-60 minutes per mission.
>>338486362
8 30 minute long missions with the last one being retardedly hard and impossible to beat without a premade team.
Battleborn just looks like shit, but I won't be playing either
>moba
>>338486430
No shit. But when the general discussion section averages 45 posts per day, that's fucking pathetic.
>>338486269
>I can pull stats and false claims out of my ass too
Funny because these are quantified publicly available stats.
that salt tho
>>338486343
This is literally the UI
>>338484972
Is this how you spend your time? So desperate for any kind of social interaction you're willing to engage in fake conversations? You know it's fake, they know it's fake. Just going through the motions.
>>338486269
Holy fucking shit why are you so mad?
>>338484972
I dont like overwatch but i also dont like gearbox more
>>338486538
source of fuck off
>>338486464
>>338486478
So I'm guessing I'm better off just playing Borderlands
I lived to see Rule 34 sell a game to kids/teens. What a time to be alive.
There are a lot of Blizzard shills on /v/ aswell. With that said, the lewd was a nice present they brought. Gearbox shills couldn't even do that. And any MOBA that isn't DOTA2/LoL is doomed to fail. Don't blame us. Blame your greedy bosses for wanting to copypaste the competition.
someone post the anime intro to the game that looks like they had to work with a $500 budget
>>338486646
Randy is pissed because he thought he'd be fucking rich after this abomination. Turns out he's bleeding money now because Overwatch raped Stillborn.
>>338486151
>there's no salt in the oceans
where does 'sea salt' come from then you weapons grade autist
>>338484972
Randy, I'm still not going to buy your garbage moba.
Throw some money behind your game's advertising next time, 'kay?
Maybe try not to go up against Blizzard either.
>>338486367
and SJWs still like to cry wolf for it
>>338486785
What is colloquially known as sea sal is in fact uric acid crystals.
>>338486748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qynvqI3Y-d0
>there's more art bashing battleborn then there is legitmate fanart
successful game, folks
>>338486785
Sea salt is an allegory you stupid motherfucker. It's like calling a tuna a water fly.
>>338486538
Sure thing, sent :)
http://steamspy.com/about
>>338486845
>>338486894
Is it not sodium chloride?
I feel like I'm being lied to here
>tfw watching the Battleborn player count plummet
>it's fighting to stay above Dirty Bomb
>>338484972
I'm so happy. thank you for making the last few weeks worth it.
>>338486965
Well the ocean is huge and you can find just about any naturally occurring substance in it if you look hard enough but the predominant "saltiness" of the ocean is just fish pee and the what is sold as "sea salt" is just uric acid crystals from fish pee.
>>338486868
Thanks.
Question guys:
1. Do people run like this in real life?
2. Is it typical in animation to see frames or whatever blending in like pic related?
>>338486965
Why would chloride be in the ocean? Fish would just get sick.
>>338487047
>Posts pictures of uric acid crystals
I think you are trying to prove me wrong but you accidentally proved me right if that was your goal.
>>338486343
That's a cherrypicked image that's been modded to give false information. The only things on that screen that stay there are the minimap, the health/shield bars, the ability bar, and the score screen at the top. The green bar at the top also only shows up when there's an objective that needs defending.
Everything else only shows up for a few seconds. And the "objectives" at the side is fucking falseflagging at it's finest since only the top two are "real"
Basically it's a shitpost image. Plus there's options to reduce the size of the HUD and increase the FoV. It's still bad, but it's nothing like the image. The worst part is how the gun takes up a third of the fucking screen.
>>338484972
>hanks to jerks like you, Battleborn had to cut its price. Instead of $75 for the Digital Deluxe Edition which comes with the season pass for $75, it's now $40.
How is this bad in any possible way? They got bitchslapped and now pretend they didn't. Take that you shits.
>>338487065
>>338487147
I don't believe you, how can sea salt be pee
>>338487156
That picture is as empty as the servers
>>338486184
Dude, watch your fingerless gloves meter, can't allow it falling this low.
>>338487156
What the fuck does that have to do with sea salt?
>>338487259
Just think about how many fishes are in the ocean pissing into every day. It makes perfect sense.
Don't worry pee is sterile and perfectly safe to consume even if it sounds a little gross when you call it "fish pee" instead of "sea salt"
>>338487264
It's literally the beginning of the level. But I appreciate the joke.
>>338487308
sea salt are the best kind of potato chips?
Like, duh.
>>338486064
Yeah! D.Va!
I don't like mobas, so didn't try battleborn. I feel bad that I tried the OW beta and not BB, but my heart has been taken.
>>338487156
t-t-the UI is fine though, i-it's bait
GEARBOX deserved this.
How do you feel about snow, eh? Well, how do you feel about a dead game? Pitchford you piece of shit where the fuck is BIA4? Oh, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh we want the team fortress audience. We want to slip in and make money off the lack of TF3.
Fuck Gearbox, fuck them for how they fucked BIA3 up, and fuck them for trying to cash in on others successes.
>>338487347
Show me an article, I refuse to believe anon from 4chan with something as important as this
You're just playing me, aren't you?
>>338487156
Seriously though, do you actually have autism?
>>338486792
>Maybe try not to go up against Blizzard either.
bb never intended to go up against ow, it's just blizzdrone simpletons immediately jumping on it because at first glance it looks a bit similar to their beloved shallow game
when OW had a similar problem with being directly compared to TF2, blizzdrones were ready to stick their necks out in defense 'THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT GAMS!!!!" despite the fact that ow literally copied payload from tf2 and is a casualised babby-friendly version of it
>>338487097
prime example of a typical blizzdrone who has no idea how video encoding works
>>338487347
>>338487369
So chips are covered in fish piss?
>>338484972
>4Chan
Go away.
>>338484972
Aliens: Colonial Marines
>Have shitty game
>Fabricate far fetched competition with a game that undoubtly will be a success
"Dont buy that shit BB is better"
>Meanwhile even people who bought said game drop it after a few days
>Word spreads and that game is shit
"You are just blinded by the hype for that other game, give BB a try it's real good
>People start pointing out that the dev did some shady shit and is at this point generally untrustworthy
>Player numbers drop to laughable amounts
>Evolve 2.0 - is even compared to brink
"It was all Blizzards fault it killed BB if they wouldn't have competed against it it would be great"
yeah most fun i had the last three weeks on /v/ was with BB threads.
>>338487498
>bb never intended to go up against ow
Someone post the tweets.
>>338487347
You are literally mentally challenged aren't you? The sodium chloride comes from the minerals (rocks on land) not fish piss you dumbass. and I'm pretty sure this is b8, but I just want to get this off my chest.
>>338487527
Depends if they're covered in sea salt or regular salt...
>>338487379
>Using the ult of ISIC, which overlays another HUD on the screen
>Some weirdass prompts that I have never even seen at the bottom of the screen
>>338487445
use your own mental faculties and google you moron
of course you're being played
>>338487498
>I-it's the blizzdrones!
Fuck off
>>338487445
>>338487593
There is a good overview in the methods section explaining how it works.
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v337/n6203/abs/337165a0.html
>>338487532
What's wrong with posting on 4Chan's /V/ board
>>338487445
Do you need an article to tell you that the sun gives off warmth? Do you need an article to tell you that the water is wet?
There isn't article for everything, we have this thing called common sense.
>>338484972
is it me or did Battleborn have literally no marketing until two weeks before release
>>338487593
>Rocks on land
>Sea water
Explain this.
>>338487379
You know there's only like, two characters in the game that have that added clutter on the screen right? And one of those characters have it being ult specific.
Also reduce the damn HUD size. There's no reason to have it at fucking max. In fact, the minimum size is still retarded. It needs to be smaller.
>>338487480
>post a cherrypicked image filled with false information with the PURE intent to shitpost
>different anon posts a more reasonable screen shot, yet offers valid complaints about how the UI is still bad
>Somehow anon no. 2 is autistic
Yeah, nah. The UI is fucking retarded but spreading misinformation about a bad product is even more retarded.
>>338487679
HA! Looks like I am right after all
Had me going there anon, I'm going to play games to recover from this
>>338484972
Gearbox started it.
>>jerks like you
/v/ is not one person, faggot OP.
I personally don't care about either game.
Just keep the porn comin', and we're good.
>>338487720
what is the water cycle
>>338487704
It didn't have much. Randy Pitchford said he was relying on word of mouth to advertise Battleborn. With the amount of hype surrounding Overwatch, and the insane amount of marketing Blizzard did, this was a fucking retarded plan.
>>338487770
Why are you ignoring the article I gave explaining it to you and deciding because some other anon is being coy that I am wrong?
>>338487671
>>338487808
>>338487720
Rock on land that is touching the sea. Sorry I didn't make that too clear.
>>338487808
>>338487671
Everyone, even the fans of the game acknowledge that the higher ups of Gearbox are fucking retarded. No-one likes them, but that doesn't make the games they produce automatically "shit".
>>338485838
>>338484972
looks like only the PS4 price was lowered so why OP is butthurt at us? shouldn't he blame PS4 niggers?
>shit game
>no one wants to play shit game
>said shit game has to be sold cheaper to sell more
>blame /v/ for game being shit
Be happy note people will play since it's cheaper.
>don't buy memewatch
>don't buy battlewhatever
>save my dosh
>enjoy top tier SFM porn of Overwatch
>laugh my ass off at the sinking ship that is Battleborn
>go back to playing games that are fun for me
Not bashing on either one cause I haven't played them, but I just don't enjoy shooters of any nature. But I am laughing a ton at the damage control.
>>338487989
>but that doesn't make the games they produce automatically "shit".
True, but Battleborn is still shit regardless and will be dead within maybe 3-4 months.
>>338487905
The article is about how urea excretion helps fish survive, sure there might be some urea left in salt... But denying that sodium chloride exists is something else
>>338488143
Read. The. Methods. Section. As I said it explains everything.
>>338484972
If you want to be mad at anyone be mad at blizz for doing OW open beta when BB released
I personally bought both, I like the game play in BB especially the pve of it & enjoy their brand of humor but God damn they got a lot of balls trying to sell a season pass for a moba and charge $60 for the game.
The silver lining in all this though op, is that you posted some damn fine bait. 10/10 homie
>>338484972
I can see it now on all gawker media
>"fat basement dwelling neck beards on anonymous shit posting are to blame for the failure of battleborn and subsequent closure of gearbox studios"
>>338487065
Anon the sea is salty because of erosion and the water cycle.
>>338488038
No because it was lowered across all 3 platforms from retailers selling physical copies due to overstock.
>>338487808
Jesus fucking christ that is embarrassing.
>>338488274
pc it's still 65€
Okay so the salt gets into the ocean from rocks, but how does the fish piss get into the rocks?
>>338488257
>closure of gearbox studios
One day this will happen, and it can't come sooner.
My interest in Battleborn has never been all too great. But it decreased further with every new character they showed.
And then they revealed teh penguin of DOOM XD *holds up spork* and whatever interest I had left was instantaneously eradicated.
>>338488321
>Steam is the only place to buy games on PC
Retard
>>338484972
Stillbornfags on suicide watch
>>338484972
>Gearbox
Say no more; after the whole business with Duke Nukem franchise and 3D Realms those hacks can just die and i will not give a fuck. In fact, the world will became a little better if that happens.
>>338484972
If this isn't a "bored at work bait" than this is supremely pathetic on all fronts.
>>338488274
>>338488317
Randy's face when his game is forced into the bargain bin.
>>338488190
Skim read it and I still don't see how salt is actually uric acid crystals all along and NaCl doesn't exist
>>338484972
Shut the fuck up Anthony, nobody likes you or your shitty meme games.
>>338487770
>>338488126
I like how in this thread there's two arguments going on at the same time that has a completely different topics.
Ones arguing about why Battleborn won't fail, while the other half just trying to prove themselves whether if sea salt comes from fish piss or the ocean cycle.
>>338484972
>WAAAAAH WE TRIED TO COMPETE AND GOT SHIT ON IT'S NOT OUR FAULT IT'S EVERYONE ELSES FAULT FUCK YOU GUYS
That is capitalism. If you have a product that is inferior and cannot compete with the competition, you change your business model or you fail.
>>338488274
It's considered overstocked when literally nobody is going to buy it.
>>338488521
Yeah this is one of the more interesting Stillborn threads.
>>338488385
holy fucking fuck
amazon lowered the price we are doomed
game is shit anyway
>>338488190
>>338488190
that's a fucking letter, not a full paper. there IS no methods section. and beyond that, the methods is not where they would describe such a fact as you are trying to claim
>>338488521
>hey guys this games great who's your main?
>shut the fuck up this a fish piss thread
As much as I prefer overwatch over stillborn. Stillborn is the superior esports to Overwatch by a mile.
> yfw battleborn will be a literal who next week
>ITT: Overwatch and fish piss
>>338488676
I found the methods at the bottom of the first page but it really doesn't say anything about how salted chips are actually fish piss chips
>>338488676
No point in arguing with you if you're just going to blatantly lie mate. I don't see why you care so much if the ocean 'salt' is fish pee or rock stones anyways. Just go on with your life.
>choice between a game developed by a company who likes to have their games with polish and a game developed by a company that nickel and dimes their players and steals move from their investors
>>338488697
>no replay system
>no anti-cheat
>no spectator mode
If you're going to shitpost at least make it believable.
I found that Battleborn has probably the worst designed cast of characters in recent videogame history.
Question about the price cuts: is it retailers cutting the prices themselves or is it Gearbox?
>A price drop so soon will save us!
You learn in business that a price drop so soon is a bad fucking idea. A price drop after such a short time will only decrease sales because it's giving potential customers a bad impression (such as the game is failing or doing badly and in desperate need of sales).
A more effective strategy would have been to slap $10 on to the price. Literally.
>>338488697
Battleborn has gigantic balance issues and with its loot system, will never be viable for competitive play.
Battleborn gives off that feel of never having been tested.
>>338487808
I had to look this up to check if this was real
jesus christ, the irony
>>338484972
I'm sorry but the game just looks so shitty.
Its like a mess, something somebody made by just putting random unity store assets everywhere, no focus, just a fucking mess.
>>338488697
>Stillborn is the superior esports to Overwatch by a mile.
1. Esports is a joke
2. Stillborn has garbage balance, performs poorly, and is difficult to watch because the game is an eyesore clusterfuck.
>>338488881
Likely retailers. Chances are they over bought the hell out of the game since its a triple A title from Gearbox. Now that its not selling they need to get rid of their surplus stock.
>>338488676
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE FISH PISS GET INTO THE ROCKS?
>>338488997
>difficult to watch because the game is an eyesore clusterfuck
so is overwatch
cool meme
>>338487676
>/V/
Who the fuck is /V/?
>>338487379
> LOL HIS NAME IS GEOFF
>>338488881
it's on sale in Australia too, our stores never drop prices so quickly on new release games. It's probably retailers panicking they're stuck with mountains of copies
>>338484972
You cut the price of something that fast when it is going to fail, not because people complain.
Their numbers are way too small so they are going to cut their losses and profit from whatever they can, thats how business works.
Every game that has failed on launch has had a huge price drop within a month, they are just starting early which proves how big of a flop it is.
>>338488798
Are you seriously content to live your life eating a fish's piss on your chips? Do you have no standards? Where do you draw the line? Is dog piss the next flavor of the month?
It's obvious that Battleborn hasn't been marketed enough and if you'd like to help Battleborn ensure its stay, then here are a couple things that you can do to help battleborn get noticed and therefore get more players!
The main way to spread things is through your social media such as twitter, tumblr, facebook, and even picture screenshots on instagram (Although it seems less effective)
1. One thing I did, and got almost 2k notes on tumblr, was just post the prologue video! I received comments drawing interest and even convinced some people to buy it!
2. Another thing to do is to post and write about your favorite characters with some pictures or gifs and what you like about them, their play style, and how useful they are with certain unique aspects of this game.
People love characters with personality so show them battleborn is chock full of them! show off your favorite character and gush over them!
3. Theres also talking about how chock full of lore and story it is, so along with campaign and awesome boss battle talk, you might want to add in
the link to the 3 chaptered pre-game "animated" comic or show off easter eggs to show the games humor! (since most people miss it) Or other things of this sort like direct funny quotes!
It's even worse in mobile games.
One game makes millions, another can't scrape a hundred thousands. Both games are pretty similar, one is just less lucky and less promoted.
Sucks to suck, I guess.
>>338487379
>beta screenshot
epic my man
>>338489120
>falling for it
kill yourself
Overwatch shills making more bait threads
Nobody would have even noticed Battleborn was released if the shills didn't want to beat a dead horse to get people to play us vs them. BB is dead as fuck and forgotten, anyone talking about it is most likely going to try to slip in OW into the discussion because they're shills.
>>338487156
I'm no graphics whore, but there is just something about Battleborns look that makes me sick.
It's like every color is just slightly off and all designs look more like a chinese copy of something much better.
>>338488774
But then what is sea salt made from? Like the shit for food. Is that crystalline fish urine?
>>338489347
>Overwatch shills making more bait threads
>Completely forgetting the IMMENSE Borderlands shilling we used to have
Nothing comes close to the bot-posting of Boringlands, anon
That was an entirely different level
I kinda want to buy it just to see the trainwreck in person.
So if salt is rock, why is it edible?
>>338489415
We already established that fish piss onto minerals that then become salt.
They should have launched the game 6 months earlier or waited 6 months. It's like if Dirtybomb's open beta launched the same week as overwatch, and I'm talking about before they destroyed the game with terrible updates. it was bound to happen regardless of game.
>>338489229
>good characters
>penguin of doom
>archer girl
>ninja samurai
>big black man
>meat usmc dude
>cawaduty bloke
So do you think this is it for Gearbox?
They didnt had any stolen money this time and invested a lot of cash into this game.
They're also obviously desperate to make people play it, so one would assume that they really needed Battleborn to be a hit.
>>338486367
It didn't accomplish anything, but it certainly had an impact on this industry and gaming culture in general - for better or worsefor worse, really
>>338489516
M I N E R A L S
>>338484972
>Hundreds of people at Gearbox spent two years working on Battleborn. They missed out on anniversaries, dates, watching their kids' play, etc so they could make a game you'd enjoy
So what, they need a fucking medal?
>>338487065
you know why piss tastes salty? that's right, because there is salt in there. The main part of the salt in the ocean comes from minerals from rocks etc.
>>338489627
No they need to rethink their lives
>>338489516
The fish break the rock down into an organic mineral with their urine.
>>338489473
Naw, OW 15 threads at a time is worse.
We also have shit for threads for Battleborn. 1 or 2 threads at a time and most are just Overwatch bait. BB is dead
>>338489557
Just for the record, the "cawaduty bloke" is a facade. If you read his lore he's actually really, really bad at expressing himself so he acts big to hide his self-esteem issues.
THIS IS A D.VA APPRECIATION THREAD NOW
2K really doesn't get the scorn it deserves, so I'm glad this hurts them as well.
>>338489701
No because Urea tastes salty.
>>338489516
Because its so small you just swallow it whole. Sometimes with sea salt you get a little clump of it and holy shit you do not want to accidentally bite it.
>>338485797
Burch left Gearbox a while ago.
>>338489557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozvLUp0f1o
dont forget tiny tina
>>338489725
I don't think you were on this site when the Blunderlands shilling was happening. I dislike Overwatch and I think that people who like it and play it don't know any better, but I still don't think that them talking about it is shilling and, even if it was, it can never compare to the spam Gearbox unleashed on this board.
>>338489742
Just like the penguin is only a raging cunt because he's an unrecognized genius?
>>338489705
And probably polish up their resumes as well.
>>338484972
Lmao these people work for themselves and not anyone else. It's a cruel industry, they get what they chose in life.
>>338489890
Not that anon, but I wasn't there for that. Do you have any screenshots for how bad it got?
Stop shitting up the thread with piss.
>>338488950
>>338489048
>>338489186
>>338488881
I worked in selling and distribution for an electronics manufacturing company. We had our products sold at Target, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, and most major retailers. We had an agreement to buy back our unsold products from retailers after 6 months. I don't know how it is with video games, but I'd assume they have similar arrangements since the retailer doesn't want to take all the risk. Otherwise, Gearbox sells to the retailers at a deep discount so the retailer has a buffer in case sales aren't strong.
>Be hyped as fuck for Battleborn
>Beta weekend pops up
>It's literally just a moba packed full of memes and Gearbox """""""""""""Humor"""""""""""
>There are people out there RIGHT. NOW. who have convinced themselves its a genuinely good game
>They truly believe they are enjoying themselves.
>>338489229
Its much to late for the game to rebound. If an online game fails to get sales in its first few weeks, its not going to recover unless it does a full on relaunch like FFXIV did.
>>338489893
>raging cunt
>I haven't played the game, better sound smart by making assumptions
fuck off
>>338484972
Why the fuck should I care that some guys went to work to earn money?
>>338489991
>>338489804
>clump
Wait, so is it a solid clump of piss by that point or is the urine filtered out by the moon?
>>338485608
Holy shit TBOI has more activity than that
>>338489956
Still a better topic then BattlebornI see what you did there
>>338489563
Nah. Memelands 3 will save them. They should stick to what they are """""good"""" at.
>>338489947
Unfortunately no, I had a /v/ compilation a while ago but I lost it alongside everything else when I had to nuke my PC 2 months ago.
>>338484972
Gearbox made Battleborn?
After the entire clusterfuck that was Aliens: Colonial Marines, I can't feel a lick of sympathy for them at all
>>338489893
I don't know, probably? I've only played him once.
>>338489842
Man I love Orendi. I didn't even realise she as voiced by cuckthony bitchs' cunt of a sister untill someone pointed it out to me.
I just love black mage type characters. Although I feel her personality goes a little too far off from the insane sadist she's supposed to be and trails into "lol so randunb" territory.
>>338485941
This desu senpai. baka at this shameful b8 attempt desu.
>>338490129
I think its like a fishes kidney stones. Speaking of, if salt is rock and piss then couldn't we grind up kidney stones and sell them as human salt?
>>338487676
>/V/
reee etc.
>>338486367
>Gamergate accomplished nothing
Lol. Keep being delusional.
>>338490129
explains how the moon affects the sea tides as well. very enlightening
>>338490236
>>338484972
Where on the cuckborn forums did you find this post?
Some days I can't tell if people are pretending to be shills or legitimately are shills.
>>338490026
>This newly-announced Battleborn hero may look like a harmless penguin in a heavily-armed battle mech, but he’s actually – oh gosh, just look at him. He’s adorable. We’re sorry, we’ve lost our train of thought. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Toby. He’s an engineering genius, but has difficulty getting his comrades to take him seriously, because he’s a cutie-patoots look at that little guy we just can’t—
Straight from the battle born website
>>338490416
I'm just having fun watching a game die chill dude.
>>338489993
>MY fun isn't real because YOU don't like the game
Fudge off
>he paid for Battleborn
>>338490313
Would it be considered cannibalism if you ate chips with human salt?
Shilling on mass proportions or, more likely, some faggot wants attention. Meanwhile some faggots are debating about fish piss and salt. If you actually believe fish piss is why sea water is salty, you are irredeemably retarded.
>>338489890
No I was here and talking about the new ssfiv announcement to even bother noticing Borderlands
>>338484972
>32 hours and 30 minutes until you DIE
>>338490551
>mfw there are actually people in the world that bought Battleborn the day before the price cut
>238 posts and 66 image replies omitted.
That's a pretty good bait OP, I found it a little obvious at first but seeing how everyone took you seriously I'd say that's a damn fine job.
I'm having trouble determining if the people in this thread defending this game are being genuine or not though.
>>338490637
i don't get it?
>>338484972
>Search Battleborn on Rule34
>Literally fifteen (15) pictures
I like how porn is a great indicator of how well a game is doing
>>338490465
>Be a legit genius
>Build a fucking war-mech
>Has probably done more on his home planet
>Goes out to stop a deranged mad-man with a superarmy after he literally blew up his planet
>No-one you work with takes you seriously and you basically turn into Chopper from One Piece except you used to be like, a Marine Admiral
I'd be a cynical cunt too.
>>338490591
Well why don't you tell us why the ocean is salty if your so smarter you science bitch
>>338490578
We're talking science here. This one's best left to the philosophers
>>338490313
>>338490578
HES JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED YOU IDIOTS
>>338484972
>Battlebotch fags really believe this
>>338490742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJT4roAHGGc
>>338490775
Rocks
>>338490416
>people who talk about X that I have no interest in and/or actively dislike are shillskillyourself
>>338489557
>sniper slut
>healing slut
>dual wield slut
>rocket slut
>engineer slut
>fat ice slut
>mech slut
>ivan slut
>discount demoman
>ron jeremy
>clint eastwood
>archer dude
>ninja dude
>monkey
>gimli
>bob marley
>generic soldier dude
>12yo edgelord
>canned meat hulk
inspired and original
>>338484972
>Gearbox
Sorry, they obviously decided that I'm no longer their target audience by pandering to someone else. I'm not gonna cry about it but I don't have to support devs that thought they'd have to jump some bandwagon.
>>338490591
Fish piss out the salt of the minerals they eat. Like a carp does, most of the salt comes from bottom feeders pissing out what they don't use.
>>338487132
Is this bait?
>>338489563
Gearbox has a tendency to completely abandon games that aren't financial hits.
>Homeworld Remastered abandoned, multiplayer still in beta since launch, hasn't been updated in a year
>Aliens Colonial Marines abandoned immediately after launch
>Duke Nukem Forever abandoned immediately after launch
>Battleborn on track to be dead and abandoned within 3-5 months
They are utter cancer.
>>338490741
A lot of the thread is arguing whether or not salt is actually fish piss. Nothing to do with the OP.
>>338490919
The only thing you proved was Battleborn's severe lack of sluts. This is why it loses.
>>338490759
Partly true, it's also due to Battleborn characters being fucking awfully designed Borderlands villain rejects.
>>338489993
Gearbox is really into the le trendy meme kids.
>Overshills acting like their shit game is any better
It's only successful because Blizzcucks are one step away from being consolefags.
>>338489754
Oh I'd appreciate her alright.
>>338490637
1 day 8 hours 20 minutes UNTIL YOU DIE!!
>>338487375
>battleborn beta invite email get auto sent to junk
>overwatch didn't
lel, even an email client knew it was shit
>>338491121
cum for the sluts, stay cuz its kinda fun.
>>338491165
>It's only successful because the company that made it was successful at branding and maintaining a sizable userbase
... Sorry?
>>338491030
Are you saying chlorine isn't toxic for fish? There's a reason aquariums need filters.
>>338491291
seriously
Gearbox already sullied their rep with the Nukem failure, and the borderlands pandering to SJW fiasco
Battleborn is shit but its failure goes deeper than being a bad game. It has a bad developer.
I never asked for this
>>338484972
good pasta 10/10
>>338491468
I never asked for piss.
Jesus, I knew that face anywhere from first looking at the trailer.
God damn Brianna Wu, any interests were lost in the wreck.
>>338491418
>and the borderlands pandering to SJW fiasco
Borderlands is a normie franchise and no one other than high information gamers (people who actively browse discussion & news sites etc) would be aware of it.
>>338487445
>>338487259
>>338486965
>>338486785
am I being trolled, or are you genuinely this stupid?
>>338491753
dont stop
>>338490465
This can't be real
What kind of malfunctioning retard writes like this
>>338491582
it was all /v/ could rage about for a while
that aside, the actual pandering doesn't matter so much as the quantifiable shift in quality because of it.
Just look at borderlands 2, it's fucking awful and even the "normies" can tell.
>>338484972
I tried the beta for BB. It ran like total shit on my computer (not 100% the games fault but I can play most games perfectly fine).
I didn't like the characters much, they all looked like shit.
My dick will make me buy Overwatch just for the girls.
I'm not sure why some devs don't realize that sex sells. Every game that let's you select a character needs to have attractive women in the roster.
Fighting games know this.
Waifu faggots will buy anything with cute girls, that's why so many shit rpgs make mad $.
The Overwatch girls are just perfect.
>>338488274
You couls say Battleborn is being overlooked by the customers
>>338491318
Sodium chloride, or salt, isn't toxic
If it were, then how would humans survive?
>>338490416
All the people defending BB in these threads can't not be shills.
>>338490465
>>338491865
>penguin of doom pasta is the literal inspiration for a Battleborn character
>>338491930
Instead of OW vs. BB.
>Every game that let's you select a character needs to have attractive women in the roster.
Nope.
>>338491865
Gearbox ?
>>338488274
>>338491942
it's the same dillemma as Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning being released around the same time as Skyrim.
As one might expect, Gearbox fucked up.
>>338492126
Attractive characters = sales, Waifu fags or not. Deal with it Brianna.
>>338491958
Quantity. The human body has more mass than most fish and can more easily absorb and dispose of it. It's also not a gaseous material. A fish would be engulfed in the chemical and die slowly to overdose and water toxicity. There's no way for them to naturally coexist.
It's like expecting a person to be fine inside a burning building just because an elephant can do it more easily.
>>338492192
Yeah I know, same with MGSV and Mad Max.
I thought Battleborn threads were funny before. But I'm in tears at this fish piss debate.
>>338491865
>>338492140
>>338490465
this is exactly what I'm talking about in >>338491418
Gearbox has been overrun by the gamerghazi/SJW/tumblr crowd and it shows in all their games now.
To enter the realm of tinfoil-hat conspiracy: They deliberately sabotaged Duke Nukem because of misogyny and problematic behavior
>>338491865
kek, I just realized they stole a character from fucking CTR ALT DEL
>>338492284
Are you pretending to be stupid?
The crowded release window wouldn't have been such an issue if Gearbox actually marketed it as a MOBA, but they let hype overtake their judgment and picked a fight with the juggernaut of a marketing campaign that is Overwatch instead.
They could have stood out. MOBAs don't spend a time on marketing. It would have been great for them, but they squandered it.
The reason why /v/ is all over Overwatch is because ''DUDE WAIFUS LMAO''
Fucking normalfags weebs cancer. I fucking how waifu has become a normies meme.
Also SFM porn is fucking trash kill yourself westernfags.
>>338490465
Now, I understand why anons were hating on this character. What a cringe worthy this information was.
>>338486184
My poor sweet eyes.
>>338492407
Who?
Holy fuck Battleborn is the game /v/ loves to hate
>>338492247
>Attractive characters = sales = ruined visual if developers wants to make something except generic pixar/Disney cartoon.
SHUT IT DOWN
>>338492351
Can we please make sure this discussion continues in every other Battleborn thread? I know I'll sure as shit be starting it if no one else does.
>>338492481
It's the new TOR and I love it. Can't remember the last time I enjoyed watching a game tank this hard.
>>338484972
>make a shitty game with terrible artstyle
>game sells like shit
>everybody else is at fault
>>338492518
My fucking sides
>>338486151
fish generally just piss ammoniac since they don't care about liquid losses.
>>338484972
>Thanks to jerks like you, Battleborn had to cut its price
Hey guy, you're on /v/, a place full of video game consumers. WE ALWAYS WANT GAMES TO DROP IN PRICE.
You either work at Gearbox, have invested in Gearbox, or you're a paid shill for Gearbox.
I really don't give a shit about battleborn but i really want an mp3 of the song they made for the game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dfLR6x0Gro
>>338484972
What in the fuck are those designs on the right.
No wonder the games DoA. What the fuck. Who desi-
>gearbox
ohhh.....
>>338492481
The developers deserve the failure for being plagiarist liar thieves with a cunt CEO and hack writers.
>>338486367
It certainly did and is still is pissing SJW off mighty fierce
>>338492662
>that picture
What the fuck is this bullshit?
>>338492481
Another game will come along. It always does.
wait, why is it called sea salt?
I lost track of the posts in this thread.
I just wanted to know if I was actually eating crystallized fish piss with my chips or not.
It wasn't us... it was them! The journalists did it!
>>338492901
I wanna rape this little slut.
>>338492847
American Universities in a nutshell?
>>338492912
If its good, why worry about it?
>>338492901
Well, which would you want to eat?
>Sea salt potato chips
>Dried Fish pee potato chips
i heard that gearbox did stole sega money or something,,, can anyone elaborate? i don't get this economic thing...i know how salt created tho
2 New Playable Heroes Revealed: Ghalt and Deande.
Meh.
For anyone that's old enough, remeber when gaming magazines were still a thing? You'd see these magazines with these poorly CGI'd, shoddily designed edgy cunt characters on the front for a game you never heard of that you know will fail and it's only on the cover because the publisher paid for it.
Every time I see a Battleborn character, I see one of those throw away cover story characters that will never be seen again.
>>338484972
The only good thing about Battleborn was that Deltron song, but that's it. Del should've done a song for Overwatch instead desu.
>>338492916
God damn every time. That elf is revolting. They really never stood a chance.
>>338493010
Basically Gearbox was contracted to make Aliens Colonial Marines with SEGA's money but they siphoned off development resources to Borderlands 2. SEGA found out and pulled funding. They were supposed to make a game but instead used the money for something unrelated.
Theft.
>>338484972
>implying I ever cared about either game
>>338492539
Yes, yes we can
>Gearbox on suicide Overwatch
>>338492748
:egit question, what do you find wrong with Oscar Mike? He looks like a generic soldier dude. And you can't honestly tell me generic angel and generic assassin look any better then generic nigger.
>>338485797
>that fucking gif
i dont know why i laughed so hard.
The oceans are actually running out of salt because its all used in potato chips
This could cause a catastrophic event, as seen in the hit documentary "Day After Tomorrow"
Donald Trump is running for president with the hopes that enough liberal tears from california will flow into the pacific to prevent this
>>338493010
Basically, Sega gave gearbox money for the purpose of making Aliens Colonial Marines. Gearbox then syphoned the money into Borderlands 2. As a result, ACM bombed.
>>338492913
>uneducated cherrypicking: the post
as expected from a blizzdrone
You are now aware that because of how water is recycled, you have been drinking Dinosaur pee
>>338492916
>brianna wu face is in the game
>feminism is awesome
>>338484972
>don't judge xyz with your genitals
What are you even doing
>>338493010
Gearbox pulled a Russian-contractor move.
>Sega pays GB to make Aliens
>GB outsources the work to poo-in-loo codemonkeys for pennies
>GB keeps a large chunk of the cash and uses it to make a Borderlands game
Anyone getting Overwatch onps4?
I don't want to feel alone.
>>338492916
Holy shit dat BattleBorn char looks like some Brianna Wu tier design.
>>338493249
im sorry for your shitty game
I really like the soldier and D.VA, but everyone else is trash, as the game is.
>>338492518
fukken saved
>>338492913
You have given zero valid arguments other than blizzdrone shitposting.
>>338493406
or you are just fucking bad
>>338484972
Fuck Gearbox, they deserve any and all shit they ever get coming their way.
Its not enough of an apology for Colonial Marines so I hope they get shat on even more in the years to come.
>>338493441
I'm suing your company for giving me eye cancer, Randy
>thought it was free
>lmao what you pay for it
>thought it was 20 dollars
>lmao its fucking 60
what the fuck were they thinking
>>338493331
Overwatch should be Tango or Orangina. They're both tastier than Fanta.
>>338493484
It's way too fucking easy, though.
At least Overwatch can pose a challenge sometimes. Even Duke Nukem was better than Bloodborne.
>>338492916
Who's ready for the DLC!
>>338484972
I'd play Battleborn if it was a shitty Overwatch ripoff.
PASS!
>>338493343
I would if I didn't spend all of my money on Dark Souls 3
Being a poor college student is suffering
>>338493158
>>338493245
>>338493339
and they get away after all that? wow
>>338484972
"At least we're not Gearbox" is the "At least we're not Anthony Burch" of developer self reassurance.
>>338493627
>Bloodborne.
Don't do that.
>>338493570
After 2 weeks of launchm it got price drop down to 40$ on consoles now and it wasn't selling any much before.
>>338493632
woof
>Gearbox being lying jews as usual
>"OH MY GOD 4CHAN AND GAMERGATE"
>"WHY BATTLEBORN IS > THAN OVERWATCH"
>"OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ON GEARBOX? THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG"
>"YOU'RE JUST BUTTHURT, CLEARLY GEARBOX AND BATTLEBORN ARE THE SUPERIOR CHOICES!"
Anything else I've missed?
>>338493632
Water-based healer sounds interesting. I'll probably end up buying the season pass if I give enough of a shit about the character.
>>338493343
>fps on a console
>>338493737
Sorry, the names are similar and the threads are, too, it honesty slipped my mind.
>>338493343
i'm getting iton xbox
>>338492916
Come the fuck on Randy....
Blizzard was smart enough to make even their token SJW semi-attractive.
But seriously, all graphics aside, Overwatch is the better game. You could replace all the characters with Steve from Minecraft and I'd still play it because the gameplay itself is fun.
>>338493762
literally none of these things have been said in this or other threads
nice try though, one star
>>338484972
the game looked ugly, anon.
and not like "graphics weren't good" ugly.
like art style ugly
DOA
deal. with. it.
>>338486064
>iFunny.co
>>338493331
fixed that for you
>>338491865
People who thinks seasalt comes from fish urine.
>>338489947
Trying to find mine, it was hilarious how much it was spammed.
>>338493802
>>338486367
They made Anita a lot of money, that's about it.
>>338493828
No bully please im poor and I can build a pc unless you donate me 1000$
>>338493372
>blizzdrones literally jumping on bandwagons without doing any research and just repeating stupid bullshit because everyone else in the crowd is doing it
that's a 10yo mentality, sasuga blizz playerbase
>>338493343
fps on console
>>338494056
I can't
>>338494073
nice try even im not that stupid
>>338492610
The thing is after going F2P SWTOR makes hundreds of millions a year on microtransactions. It's fucking crazy but it happened.
>>338484972
It's kind of incredible the degree to which it bombed.
Now watch as Gearbox's season pass content is a pile of shit, ala Pre-Sequel.
>>338493343
Look on the bright side
At least you aren't this guy >>338493878
>>338484972
Battleborn had to drop it's price because overwatch is a better game with a better ad campaign. That's capitalism. Also gearbox are the ones who focused their ad campaign on comparing themselves with overwatch and only pulled back on it once they realized they were comparing themselves to a behemoth of a game with a huge demand and fan base. They tried to lie(gearbox? Lie? Shocker)about what their own game was in order to get other audiences. If they would've just stuck with "it's basically borderlands but more like assfaggots" they may have got an audience. But instead they were going for being a better overwatch. And we see how that turned out. Sucks because it might be a decent game, but the general public is already hooked on overwatch and now all you have is a very niche audience who are probably just gonna go play overwatch with their friends when it comes out anyways. Gearbox shot themselves in the foot, assfaggot players didn't want an fps assfaggots, and borderlands fans didn't want assfaggots in their game, and most importantly overwatch addicts and blizzdrones couldn't give two shits about this game. At this point gearbox should really start working on the single player experience (which I hear is currently some of the most boring shit there is) because battleborn is fucking dead, and it's hilarious.
>>338494225
gearbox didn't make pre-sequel
>>338489052
Kidney stones.
>>338493331
>>338493952
>using metal corroding liquids for comparison
i dont get it
op are you implying that you are not in love with Tracer?
>>338494073
I don't care for blizzard and I haven't played either game.
What is this "research" you're talking about?
All I'm saying is that character looks like Brianna Wu. Gearbox could have shaped her pixels any way they wanted to, and they chose an ugly model that resembles a known tranny leftist.
>>338493217
>oscar mike
oh fuck. Is that the character that says "feminism is awesome"?
It's not even generic soldier. It's literally boba fett. Let's not even start with that dyke on the far right.
If you think the designs on the left are generic then i don't know what to say. Guess everything's generic if you definition of generic is "i've seen something similar before".
>>338494295
2K Australia in cooperation with Gearbox but whatever. It's clear they underperformed and GB/2K shitted out some bullshit to finish their obligation.
>>338494240
Well, he's buying it alone, and i'll have 3 friends to play with.
So at least that's something going my way.
Doesn't this BB vs. OW just kinda confirm that Sex sells over SJW sells?
I mean the characters in OW are so much easier to sexualize than BBs characters. This could be a step in the right direction to get SJW bullshit out of ma vidya.
>>338494341
I don't care about Overwatch at all, but my God, she is cute
>>338494073
That's just reaching, anon. Please reconsider before posting this nonsense.
List of things people would rather talk about than Battleborn:
Overwatch
Fish piss
>>338489516
Jesus Christ, Marie.
>>338494207
Eh I don't doubt it. My ire for EA/Bioware has mostly faded now anyway. Last game of theirs I played was Garden Warfare 2, and aside from the microtransactions that game feels like a massive fucking labour of love.
>>338485059
No problem, dude.
>>338494562
People love talking about Battleborn bombing.
>>338486175
Not to mention the aliens game.
>>338493632
Please, tell me this isn't official concept art.
>>338494424
>If you think the designs on the left are generic then i don't know what to say. Guess everything's generic if you definition of generic is "i've seen something similar before".
So what's your reasoning for hating the black chick?
>oh fuck. Is that the character that says "feminism is awesome"?
So you admit you don't understand the context/character and are just parroting memes. Alright then.
>>338494698
battle what now?
>>338493904
If you're too lazy to check the archives yourself, takes 2 seconds to search "gearbox" or "battleborn"
>>338494512
Fuck no
Overwatch proves good character design, good publicity & advertising, good gameplay, polished products, and a reasonable price point, that good games sell better than shitty ones.
But Overwatch IS a new IP, silly OP. New IP's aren't inherently a good thing, either. A lot of them fail, but it is necessary that they do so that in future superior ones may prosper.
it all started when 1 anon mention the word "ocean"
>>338494698
Excuse me sir, we're discussing aquatic urine here.
>>338494830
Whatever happened to Frank Ocean anyway?
>>338492916
>good looking british girl
>ugly as trans elf girl
are you fokin serious?
>>338491942
More like it's being overwatched
>>338494720
It isn't but her in-game mode looks like 10 years older than the concept art for some reason.She's totally the only design I've seen from this game that looks better than just meh.
>>338494830
Stone Ocean was a decent JJBA arc.
>>338484972
>Hundreds of people at Gearbox spent two years working on Battleborn. They missed out on anniversaries, dates, watching their kids' play, etc so they could make a game you'd enjoy.
Nice bait, but in the extremely unlikely event that it isnt, you and Gearbox can go fuck yourselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBGaAsRsGcM
Something about Battleborn's style is offputting to me. It literally looks like a mobile game advertisement at first glance.
>>338489516
That's because alot rocks (minerals) are already edible such as salt, calcium, iron in low amount, zinc, etc..
fuck, battleborn's action figures are fucking abyssal.
>>338494952
*probably, not toally
>>338494801
hey anon, just think what will happen if xbox finally get game from kamiya
>BB vs OW threads will kill /v/!!!
In about 30 hours nobody on /v/ will even remember BB.
>>338487808
Blown the fuck out
Its silly as shit
I pre-ordered Overwatch because its a pick up and play simple style FPS
Battleborn isn't even the same type of game as overwatch which is the funny part in the comparisons.
I just hate moba games now and didn't feel like playing another even if its third person.
>>338494960
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>338486367
is there anyway to get a lowdown on what is gamergate and what happened?
was it about paid reviews or sexism in games?
didn't follow that when it happened.
>>338484972
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>338484972
Holy shit, Anthony. You actually wrote this?
>>338486394
Well for me it's really fun because there's this one guy in our group of friends who swears by the game and begs us to play it, and we all just ignore him. And only just yesterday did he finally start whining about how he can't refund it.
There nothing more satisfying than watching people with bad taste who make uninformed purchases get what they deserve.
>>338495008
Something.
>>338495145
its a buzzword
>>338494763
Fuck off you dumb nigger.
>>338494812
I mean, Overwatch was ok gameplay wise and it's basically a TF2 mixed with monday night combat. WHICH IS GOOD.
But BB had fun PvP and PvE which has some good Replay value.
It all comes down to how sexy the characters are and how they can be used in marketing for fetishists and NEETs who need waifus.
>>338495076
>In about 30 hours nobody on /v/ will even remember BB.
I like Battleborn, it's got that Monday night combat feel I like.
But Overwatch IS a new IP.
>>338484972
/v/ doesn't wield that kind of power you idiot.
>>338495254
Quality rebuttal friend.
>>338495293
>TF2 mixed with monday night combat
That's like saying dark souls is zelda mixed with resident evil
>>338495145
Some slut """""""developer""""""" traded sex for positive reviews for her """""""game""""""" 'depression quest' and called into question the ethics of video game journalists. SJW's twisted it as a hate campaign against women. Said SJW's even tried to go to the UN presenting a bullshit paper about harassment and violence as a result of video games but got BTFO as a result of lack of evidence.
>>338495145
Go to 8ch's /v/, there's a thread up all the time
>>338495210
And this is either underage or a shill
>>338492940
me too
>>338495369
Eat shit you stupid cunt.
>>338495182
Holy shit. I've never actually seen gameplay screenshots before since I wasn't interested anyway but this is worse than I could have ever imagined.
>>338495145
At first, it was some girl who had sex to get reviews(I think?), then later the story was altered by social justice agendas to shift the story about people who play games have sexism on women.
>>338494960
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>338494056
>poor
>buys a ps4 instead of a computer
>>338487671
i-is the battleborn logo a hand giving the finger?
>>338495393
>Character classes of TF2
>Fun Moba abilities and Ultimate abilities that require skill to use other than click on hero for mass damage.
Yea they're not similar at all
>>338486448
>agendas
What is Battleborn's agenda?
>>338484972
TLDR they spent two years making a shitty game and didn't advertise it well.
Fuck off randy
>>338495431
I thought 8 died due to a cheese pizza spammer.
>>338495504
You know it's a shitpost pic right?
>>338493343I am. You wanna play?
>>338495145
>feminist nags her beta boyfriend to make a game for her
>it sucks, so she sleeps with a few reviewers and suddenly her game is the talk of the town
>/v/ and other gaming sites get suspicious, go all sherlock holmes
>gamers stumble onto the fact that pretty much ALL gaming reviewers are paid shills for the highest bidder
>later find out that ALL leftist media is the same, they all follow the same talking points and the party line
>the media dismisses this with "uhhh....you're all just mad virgin misogynists"
And that's Gamergate.
Gearbox challenged blizzard on twitter as if they were hot shit.
They had it coming, and both devs knew it.
Mobas are cancer and a game isnt unique or interesting because its an fps moba.
Gearbox is such a shit developer and you fucking deserve feeling ripped off after price drop of a shitty flop game.
OP sucks sweaty footlong cocks.
get some fucking tastes and dont buy games that look and sound like they are bad. You can tell from trailers and footage that the game is bad.
>>338495591
I wouldn't assume so, but then after playing the game and hearing the dialogue, I think it is.
>>338495676
It's literally an in-game screenshot. Good of you to notice that it looks like shit.
>>338495676
Yeah, it's really not.
>>338495402
>SJW's twisted it as a hate campaign against women
With a large help from idiot GGs who only latched on to bitch about and harass women. Though original intentions were great and represented a lot of genuine ire gamers were feeling at the time, Gamer Gate went to shit in less than an hour because both "sides" were behaving like massive attention starved turbocunts.
Meanwhile, the rest of us just went on with our lives.
>>338484972
I don't want anything from gearbox, I just want them to die.
>>338495676
its real
I really can't figure out the interest in any of Gearbox's shit.
I actually fell for BL shilling shit, tried it when a friend bought it, and it was just so goddamn boring. Probably worst 5 hours I've forced myself through.
Didn't buy it, or its meme-sequel, and I don't get the people claiming Bliz shills. Even if Bliz does pay shills to be here (they might, I just think they have enough placement in the market to get free shilling), why would they be concerned with Gearbox shit?
Look at
>>338487808
>can't even really tell wtf BB's character is
>awful lighting and terrible color contrast
>sharp edges
>ancient meme
>bliz's response is simple and polite
>smooth aesthetics
>even though the concept of a monk robot(?) is foreign, most people see the idea
At the dev metaphor family dinner, Blizzard is the father who makes poor business decisions, but generally keeps his cool and is well known in the community.
Gearbox is a frumpy daughter in-law who wears white new balance shoes and doesn't know that her furry fanfics are not socially acceptable for dinner conversation.
>>338495591
Look closer
I honestly think BB may be the quickest full AAA $60 to F2P depending on how many people they lose once ow hits
Got your figures yet /v/?
>>338495591
i see there "check'em"
>>338484972
I tried the beta of battleborn, and it was complete shit. If the game would have been good, I would have bought it and said it was awesome, but it was shit.
>>338495917
Even in the toy department Gearbox is getting destroyed.
>>338495895
>say hello to battleborn.jpg
ayy
Missing a wedding ring, though.
>>338486868
This is probably the best part about this game. It almostmade me wanna play it, but thankfully I'm not retarded
Gearbox doesn't deserve any respect after colonial marines. As for the quality of the product itself it's another evolve. I agree it's a bit different from Overwatch except the later is a good game. For battleborn the art is bad, the backstory on characters is lacking, the campaign is a not a thing because of its very low quality, add to that a ton of balance issues and you get a shitshow.
And i don't see where the budget went in this one, assets are low quality, sound design is abysmal, voices are cheap, the intro cinematic looks like it's ripped straight from shank...
>>338495775
>>338495781
Here is an actual in-game screenshot. >>338487156
The pic the other anon posted is literally impossible to achieve through normal play. Plus only the two topmost "objectives" on the right are real.
I'm not saying the UI is good. it's fucking terrible. But I can't stand falsflagging.
>>338491189
Does D Va wear anything under her suit?
>>338495656
Nah, it's still up, the boards are slow but the discussions are pretty good as far as chan sites go.
>>338496120
>literally nothing happening
>a static image of a player not in a fight is hopw the game is normally going to look
Go fuck yourself.
>>338494960
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>338495895
delet this
>>338496123
That's impressively scummy.
>>338495917
As a commission painter, this is amusing to me.
>>338496024
not to mention 3 large action figures across the world.
>>338496190
>The UI gets cluttered when you're in combat
>Thinking the UI has anything to do with the actual gameplay
How retarded are you? You can literally go to ANY FPS game and say "the UI is shit because there are enemies on the screen!"
Seriously, you're letting your hatred for gearbox overtake any critical thinking skills.
>>338494763
>So what's your reasoning for hating the black chick?
>chick
Bit generous use of that term. You could use that word to describe the two on the left. And that's the problem. As a sidenote, she's not black.
Weird eyebrows. I guess they went for the "generic" create a male character and then switch genders. That's how it looks like. There's nothing appealing about her. And i don't even understand what's going on with her hair, why that color when you're apparently a battle hardened woman? or trying to pass as one?
I guess her design would be summed up as atypical "fuck you, just because" design.
>>338496357
I wouldn't be surprised if it's true since it's gearbox, being piles of irredeemable human shit is natural for them.
>>338495732
I think they could have had something with the fps/moba think had they leaned in to it with advertisements. The also should have released it last year because now there a ton of character based fps games to compete with and most of them are free
>overwatch
>paladin
>paragon
>>338496430
Jesus fuck anon that's impressive.
>>338496212
I could see Peter Dinklage actually playing vidya, but Lena Headey?
That'll probably be embarassing to watch
>>338496120
>That image is a set-up! It's not representative of the "REAL" UI!
>Here's my image which is not a set-up and is totally representative of the UI in action during some exciting gameplay!
>>338484972
Devs worked on Overwatch too. Difference is that they're not shit.
>>338496471
>UI having to do with objects in the game world
You shouldn't be asking how retarded other people are.
>>338496471
>>Thinking the UI has anything to do with the actual gameplay
Yeah, I'm just gonna stop replying now.
>>338492113
The actual character isn't even all that poorly written. He's a self hating autist who tries too hard to fit in with "wacky humor" but isn't actually funny or popular and knows it.
Gearboxes marketers are just absolute shit.
>>338496471
Half of the problem is the ui, there's the messanger dude next to the map, the prompt in the center of the screen, subtitles for chatter and a fuckload of objectives under the minimap, two bars at the left of the screen, an ability list on the left and another info thing at the bottom center, and objective info at the top, the only fucking corner that isn't swamped with dog shit is the top left, compare it to dark souls which has a counter in the top right, two bars indicating health and stamina and four squares showing your current equipment. and a single counter that stays mostly static for humanity.
Shit's fucked, mate.
>>338495895
Saved
>>338492496
>Make your game have only generic strong women with dyke hair.
>Wonder why it tanked.
>>338496507
I despise that little cuffed pointing hand.
It's the sheer condescending tweeness of it.
only one more sleep until Overwatch guys!
>tfw BattleStillborn increases your game time automatically when you aren't playing so you can't refund it
I can't even make this up.
>>338496931
>one more sleep after all that waiting
kill me
>>338496931
>There are people waiting for Overwatch that will die within those 24 hours
>>338497002
source?
>>338497002
there's a thread yesterday about some anon screeching about unable to refund after buying in the same day.
So this was the cause.
>>338495145
gamergate revealed the illuminati
>>338493208
s a v a g e.
>>338496931
>tfw normie 9-5 job Monday-Friday
>tfw game releases Monday
They could have released it Friday, honestly, what changes were made over the weekend? I could have spent time actually playing vidya instead of drinking and shitposting here.
>>338496676
>>338496648
>>338496597
Fine, I'll spoon-feed you. Here's a combat screenshot during a defense mission.
Notice how it's still a shit UI, but is no-where near as bad as >>338495182
>>338497083
Don't say that
How do you know
Are you threatening me
I have a gun
>>338495724
>>later find out that ALL leftist media is the same, they all follow the same talking points and the party line
Leftists confirmed for way better at hiding their paymasters than right wing.
>>338484972
>people replying to shitty bait
>>338496836
Deliberately shit is still shit.
>>338497326
Give me your gun or I will shoot you with it!
>>338487720
Sea water is on land
>>338497146
>>338497126
http://steamcommunity.com/app/394230/discussions/0/357286532028886738/
confirmed by a steam mod
>>338497264
I don't know what's worse.
The fact that you're blind and think that screenshot is even remotely better.
Or that you actually spent money on it.
>>338496430
Is it based on the official schemes, or were you literally part of the 'eavy metal team?
>>338497243
>tfw normie 9-5 job Monday-Friday
>work relies heavily on weather conditions being suitable
>massive storm hitting in the next few days
The gods have answered my plea.
>>338497243
>tfw tuesday is my on call day
provided nobody calls in sick I should be good to play at least a little on monday night right when it launches and then most of tuesday.
Then I'll have to work wed/thur/friday (from 6am-5pm) before I can play again a lot on Friday night
>>338484972
Don't worry, Blizzdrones will change to Battleborn after they realise, that Overwatch is a P2W game with the cash shop as end game.
https://eu.battle.net/shop/en/product/overwatch-origins
>Optional real money purchases available.
>>338497471
I got it for 50% off at a key site, like any sane person.
But I'm 100% positive you're just a shitposter if you can't tell the difference between the two screenshots. So there's no point in reasoning with you.
>>338484972
they should of dropped the price even more desu
>>338496186
>you will never watch Tenchi Muyo for the first time again
I want to go back.
>537 posts
>215 ips
literally two blizzdrone retards replying to themselves
>>338497243
I took Tuesday through Friday off from work just for OW.
I just hope I don't fucking die or break an arm tomorrow.
>>338497462
By this point, we can't even argue that BB is cheap rubber dogshit.
>>338495895
i don't get it
>>338497462
>SCE_CoconutCat May 17 @ 1:07am
>so there is actually less people playing the game then the stats are showing
>>338497682
Yeah! Literally!
>>338497807
>Being this new
>>338497807
I know you don't.
>>338494801
>mfw I MADE THAT FROGPOST!
>>338497807
It's a PR agent for Battleborn clutching their head, you donut
>>338497789
No pls. I didn't even get to try the beta.
>>338494467
australian humor...the worst
>>338497807
t. Newfag
>>338497462
>http://steamcommunity.com/app/394230/discussions/0/357286532028886738/
don't worry, blizzard and ea are the only devs in hell
>>338492727
It's just some generic dubstep anon.
>>338498003
That's not australian humour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs30P0oQb7M
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