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why did all these normies who've never played a total war game get a copy and proclaim they're such huge fans all of a sudden edition
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First for glorious Skaven Master Race.

Fuck Lizardcucks.
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tomb kings when?
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>>338370073
faggot high elves.
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>>338370019
There has been enough 40k secondary media for "normies" to get into the content, and the 40k wiki is extremely well done. Everyone played Warhammer Online for 1 month. The novels are actually pretty decent pulp schlock.

So just because you werent an autist at 12 and spend your childhood painting models or stealing them it is an increasingly mainstream universe.
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>>338370073

Fuck meme races. Where my Bretonbros at?
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>>338370373
No no no, we're not talking about warhammer, we're talking about total war
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I hope you guys intend to play Greenskins, the best faction.
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>dwarfs
>not dwarves

wtf?
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i noticed that in the last streams that dwarves, orcs, and undead are all within knife fighting distance of each other and thats 3 out of 4 playable races

like how many regions are there because they might have six regions between the undead and orcs with dwarves between them
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>>338370416
Oh. Then OP is a faggot because Shogun 2 was huge mainstream. I'd say their last niche title was Empire (which with darthmod was my 2nd favorite next to Europa Barbarorum.
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Raise your hand if you checked twcenter every other week for Rome Total Realism for a decade, and when they released it threw up your hands in disgust.
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What size armies do you start out with?
Seems a bit odd to have small scale armies when you have the likes of Kholek leading them
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>>338370073
>Ratfags

Fuck off.

>>338370431
>Niggerasses

Fuck off.
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Which TW game should I play in waiting for the release?

Have em all on steam anyways
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>>338370684
What's wrong with it?
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>>338370537
>"Dwarves was a mistake" - Tolkien
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>>338370895
Spartan total warrior
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>>338370537
They also say Dwarfen, as in Dwarfen technology.
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>>338370898
It was an infinitely inferior game to its predecessor as well as EB that was made by distracted Ph.Ds over a decade, and crashed constantly
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>>338370895
Shogun 2. The most beginner friendly one as well.
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>>338370779
>Hating Skaven
I bet you like elves.
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>>338371093
Can you stop spamming the threads with your army of vermines that nobody cares about?
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Are there any streamers that are TW veterans? I just turned on CoHH and I hate him.

Also was Napoleon better than Empire? I love musket wars
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>mfw there are manthings that believethink Skaven are real
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>tfw no cockatiel race
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>>338371213

>Mfw no money to buy
>Cant pirate.
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>>338371213
Of course Napoleon is better than Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KoJJa8AyZQ
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>>338371265
Skaven were never real, they are just a myth
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>>338370373
mfw i stole even a tau tank from a gamesworkshop store.
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I kind of stopped caring about total war games as they're all the same, just different skins

Does this one introduce any new major features to the campaign-mode/map?
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>>338370601
man they showed rome total war on cable TV
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>>338371312
can't pirate?
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>>338371312
Use whatbox, its like 9 bucks a month for 40mb downstream and you can put your box in the netherlands.

>>338371479
My friends drove a local business to bankruptcy after they fired our buddy, they stole the equivalent of 3 max point armies plus the mega units from every race, and falsified the books. The guy walked in one day and his store was cleaned out, but he was running an illegal autograph operation so he never called the cops. pretty sure he got on heroin.
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>>338371159
SAKAAAQUEEEEEEEK....desu
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>>338371590
denuvo :^)
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>>338371561
Monstorous creatures, heroes and magic sure give a lot of new opportunities tactic-wise.
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>>338371590
some murrican isps are difficult to work with when you use p2p. Mine throttles to like nothing when they see any peer downloads.
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>>338371608
Doesn't matter what color your friends are, they're literal niggers.
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>>338371213
Empire was and still is the worst total war game. It had a shit release like rome 2 and it never got the patches it needed. Such a huge fucking disappointment.
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>>338371608
>Driving a man out of business because he fired your friend
Wow, you and your friends are horrible people.
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>>338371684
I'm not talking about battle-tactics, I'm talking about strategy in the campaign map
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>>338371757
Pretty much like a previous game I think.
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>>338371730
>>338371704
I didnt do it seriously I was at college.

But am telling the truth about friends. They had so much shit they made lots of the armies and gave max point armies away every 2 months for like 2 years to the winner of their local competition group.
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>>338371643
What the fuck am I looking at?

Is this Age of Shitmar?
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>>338371093
>Hating on saviour of the World

apply to yourself vermincuck
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This got me to try Shogun 2 with my bro. No idea what I'm doing. Any general tips for 1v1 skirmish? I'm not entirely sure how morale works but I tend to have my dudes start running away a lot.

As a side note, is there any turn-based games similar to Total War, sort of like tabletop warhammer?
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>>338370019
Because most people can't point out more than 5 countries on a map and have zero interest in history. These people can only digest simple stories about good and evil, because this is how they believe the world functions from all the fantasy and super heroes they have consumed. They also need nonsense like magic and orcs to keep their short attention span focused on the game.
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>>338371873
Should've just reported them to the police
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>>338371923
>338371923
Shogun 2 is probably the best, ALthough not the easiest.

Just put the AI or campaign on EASY and use simple tactics. Also Fall of the Samurai will probably make you love the "Total War" Series even more.
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>>338371873
You still hung out with them, which makes you guilty by association. Unless that man fired your friend for some really petty and horrible reason, there is no excuse to drive him out of business, especially in a world where tabletop hobby stores are few and far between specifically because they don't make a lot of money. Jesus the more I think about it the more disgusted I am.
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>>338371884
Archaon having a rap battle with a Skaven warlord engineer.
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>>338371757
There are more options relating to destroying, looting and such.
Vampires, and I assume Tomb Kings when they get implemented, have ressurection strategy mechanics.

You also have attrition in corrupted/non corrupted ground, and have more options to incite rebellions.
It also looks like the heroes/lords will have more to do with the quests than before
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>>338371923
at early-mid campaign yari and bow ashigaru should be the main bulk of your army, since no one in shogun uses shields and arrows are laser guided missile superiority can easily win you a battle, the most simple tactic is hammer and anvil - basically form a solid line of Yari in the yari wall formation and when it engages the enemy move either cavalry or in the abscense of cavalry or shock infantry just use whatever

morale - dont let your general die or your men will run from the battle, soldiers take extra morale damage if they are loosing the fight, or attacked in the flank/rear
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>>338371903
Yeah they sure did save the world, good job!
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>no one ever talks about ogre kingdoms
>because of the reboot they probably won't ever talk about them

Nothing is better than giving a bunch of horse riding faggots the ogre dick with your own charge
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>>338372426
>trying to appeal to my dick
why don't you finish your job then?
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I just bought napoleon.

fuck if it isnt 23 gigs
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I'm a 40kfag, what are the Fantasy/Sigmar factions like?
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>>338372559
>bought Napoleon
>when Total Warhammer is out in 3 days

What are you doing?
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only a fag would play an elf

but seriously why add goblins instead of skaven/lizards/ Nagash
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>>338372559
>Bought napoleon
>When Warhammer is about to be released
>When steam sales is on the 23rd
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The absolute easiest way to spot a newcomer to 40K or Warhammer Fantasy is when they shit on Orks/Orkz.

They're the best. They're the coolest. They're the best bants in the universe.
Their gods walked up to a chaos god in his land and kicked his teeth in because he corrupted some Orkz.

Orks are the most fun, best addition to the universe because while everything is so SERIOUS BUSINESS and grimdark you have these big fuckers int heir rickety ass machines with barbarian-tier tactics just making everything difficult for everyone, and if just fucking everyone's day up at once isn't what Warhammer is all about then by fuck if I know what is
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>>338372426
Why do you keep posting pictures of ugly women, anon?
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>>338372559
>bought napoleon
>when fall of the samurai is out for 3 years

What are you doing?
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>>338372646

Mentally, about the same as the 40k factions.

Kill everything that doesn't look like you.

There can be no peace only war.

That kinda' thing.
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>>338372656
I have too much money to spend and I felt like playing warhammer in the downtime

poor impulse control
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Is it true that some older TW are unplayable on modern system?
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>>338372748

I'm going to read this posts as "I have Warhammer, and I bought Napoleon to kill time while waiting for it".

How accurate is that?
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>>338372739
Are you being sarcastic? That's complete bullshit.

Half of the factions do alright with each other.
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>>338372656
>>338372709
>>338372735
fuck i have poor impulse control, am returning
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>>338372816
not, i meant tw
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>>338372718
I dont know what you're talking about
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>>338372827
Gunpowder Total War games are different from the rest, but the best one is FotS

If you must have one for uniqueness, buy FotS
Napoleon is only good if you like the European style
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Paycheck comes in Friday of next week. Will that still be in time to get Chaos?
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>>338373082
Yes. It is still the first week.
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>>338373082

It is not too late.
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>>338372710
>Their gods walked up to a chaos god in his land and kicked his teeth in because he corrupted some Orkz.

That's not true. That's some idoitic shit that Orc/Orkfags make up because their toddler mentality. Both Orcs and Orks and other greenskins have been corrupted by Chaos and Gork and Mork did nothing about it. What's more funny that ascended Archaon defeated fantasy Gork and Mork.

Also fantasy Orcs and greenskins are VERY horrific and Grimdark. The Skarsnik novel is one of the darkest WHFB novels.
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>>338371309
close enough?
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>>338372710
You spot a newfag when he calls fantasy orcs "orks".
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>>338372921
>Napoleon is only good if you like the European style


Who in their right mind would rather playing a ching chong civil war instead of those glorious European wars?
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>>338372739
Yes but I notice that there are like two human factions, then there are dwarfs and two sets of elves.
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PRAISE THE HORNED ONE
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>>338373285
Literally Cockatiels are what I need
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>>338373205
There's a Skarsnik novel?

Also, mind giving some examples of fucked up dark shit from it?
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>>338373205
>The remaining greenskins were drunk. They had hauled the inn’s barrels out from its cellars and opened every one. Some had unruly lines of laughing greenskins waiting to take turns under the spigots. Others had their tops staved in, goblins scooping jugs into the liquid. Later I saw them do the same with the hollowed heads of the villagers, dirty green fingers hooked into bloodied eye sockets, the hair of their victims dripping beer down their stinking robes as they drank from the open brainpan. The headless corpse of a man, gutted as if he were a beast, turned on the spit in the fireplace. In a cauldron on a fire built in the corner of the room, I saw a seared hand struggle from under the lid; screams came with it as the poor fellow inside was boiled alive. The pot lid was banged back down and, thankfully, the screams died.

>They feasted on man and horse alike, gorging themselves on half-raw hunks of meat. The young of the village, squalling infants broiled like chickens

>they brought the women down later in the day. What they did, I will not speak of, but they understood well enough how to evoke anguish in the hearts of those men watching. When done with poor Esme and the rest, they raked the coals of the fire onto the floor. They dragged in the innkeeper’s son. To the wailing of terrible pipes they made him dance a jig barefoot on the coals. Every attempt he made to escape was met with a wall of spear butts. His screams were a terrible song. The greenskins found it hilarious, laughing and cheering and mimicking his agonised hopping. Eventually he could dance no more. He fell to his knees and howled. They dragged him from the coals, put out his eyes and pulled him away into the night. I never saw him again.

-"Skarsnik" novel

There is a bit from the novel. Now tell me that fantasy Orcs are funny.

Each time you conquer a village as greenskins, this is the fate of the villagers. Both men, women, and children will be tortured to death and eaten.
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>>338373147
>>338373189
Niiice.
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lizard are aztec warriors!
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>>338371265
That's right-right! Skavens are not real-real!
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>>338373425
>>338373419
You

see

>>338373425

That's at the start of the novel. It only gets worse. The novel has horrific scenes but it has the typical greenskin dark comedy.
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>>338373501
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>>338373425
>>they brought the women down later in the day. What they did, I will not speak of
God damn, I just unzipped my dick.
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>>338371884
>What the fuck am I looking at?
GW cutting costs.
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>>338373425
I hope that didn't imply the women were raped. Pretty sure Orcs don't have genitals.
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>>338373425
Not really sure if that's just the novelist writing them like that.

My old rulebook at least made a specific point out of the fact that Black Orcs are sadistic. Implying that regular greenskins aren't the "torture them to death" types.
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>>338373205
u say ascended Archaon defeated fantasy Gork and Mork.


like if hes not gonna become the single only most powerful god of chaos soon
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>>338373425
>they brought the women down later in the day. What they did, I will not speak of

What did he mean by this?
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age of sigmar fucking sucks!
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>>338371608
>pretty sure he got on heroin.
hope your friends never complain about poor people,bums, or drug addicts. Cause if they do then they're absolute pieces of shit.
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>>338373781
One can assume raped to death in front of their husbands
Unless what >>338373768
says is true
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>>338373742
Don't forget that there's literally a Khornate champion with the title of "Bloodsecrator"

AoS lore is like the kind of shit you'd find in one of those shitty board games you bought when you were a kid. The kind where one of the creators got drunk one night and hammered the whole thing down in 2 hours.
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>>338370019
>find out you arent the the only fan of a franchise and you cant feel special about it anymore
>blame it on normies

fucking newfags
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>>338373714
>I just unzipped my dick.
only you, greenskins are asexual
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So I bought this game off cd-keys and I just got my key, pre-loading now. The game is only 9.3GBs? That seems like a really low number for a seemingly big game. Anyways, I'm excited for the game, between Overwatch, Total War, and work I should be pretty busy this next month or 2. This is my first Total War game, so I'm going to have my RTS mastermind friend guide me through via stream. Also I have a question; my version of the game is "(RoW)", does that mean I got a Russian Cdkey or something?
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>>338373947
Its obvious they cooked her piece by piece and ate her, hence coals
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all i know is gotrek and felix books were awesome

only book i ever read :C
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Reminder that it was an Ork that got Big E in a headlock and almost strangled the life out of him
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>>338373425
>rapist orcs

CHILDREN PLAY THIS GAME!
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>>338374079
orcs dont have dicks. they cant rape anyone.

they probably ate her and played with her vagoo though
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>>338374059
True.

Except Orcslayer.

That has to be the worst published thing I've ever read.
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>>338374079
But they don't read the novle.
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>>338374007
>>338373781
>>338373714

Don't need a dick to rape, probably just raped them with spears or something.
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>Failhammer
>Good

enjoy your shitty half game, 200 DLC and shit performance and downgrades.
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I hope you have preordered your copy of Total War™: WARHAMMER® in order to get your free Chaos Warriors Race Pack - I know I have! I can't wait to start my first campaign with those guys, it's gonna be awesome. And for such a cheap price, too? It's a steal.
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>>338373982
How could I ever forget?
And we used to make fun of Space Wolves wolfing wolves on their wolf wolves with wolfing their wolf wolf wolf.
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>>338374079
Children don't read books.
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>>338373781
>>338373768
Those are Goblins.

And No, it's not rape. It's rusty spears going you know where.

>>338373775
Read about the Gorbad's Waaagh! did to the haflings in the Moot or what Skarsnik Orc pal did to Kazador's family. All from the army book.

Both of these Waaagh! were normal Orcs.
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>>338374035
It's a preload, there will probably be 5gb+ more to download when it releases.
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>>338374173
You.
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>>338370019
Mike simpson said fuck you to his gook masters and let people stream it.

This proves that based mike is the saviour of RTS.
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>>338374167
Orcs are sexless. I don't even think they'd understand the concept of sexual defilement.
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>>338374196
>>338374035
The game is compacted. Its actually 21gb. Youll spend a while unpacking it on release day.
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>tfw cant use steam wallet on cdkeys
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>>338372656
>>338372709
>>338372735
>>338372748
Fuck off and go back to your animes and fantasy movies. Napoleon was miles better than that fucking arcade garbage Shogun. The gameplay from Empire total was perfected and musket battles actually takes some strategy. The battles in Shogun ends after the first charge and relies on dumb unrealistic shit like super abilities on units
> But couldn't a really well trained unit, trained in the school of shounen sword school, take out multiple units in a battle? No this never happened you fucking retards. This is a historic game not some escapist fantasy shit.

In Napoleon however you have to constantly manouver your troops around for a better position, because the troops don't die in a few seconds. Longer battles leads to more decision making from the player and therefore makes it a lot more strategic than clicking on your cool down and press charge.
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>>338371927
I can agree, but TW is nowhere near a historical simulator. It also had stupid shit like ROCKET ELEPHANTS in previous games.
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>>338373947
>Unless what >>338373768
>says is true
It is true. They are overgrown, hyper-aggressive fungi people.
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>>338374035
ROW means rest of world.

t. Poo-in-loo lander.
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>>338374340
That's the case in 40k, at least.

I don't think Fantasy ever specifies it.
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>>338374275

If they have assholes then they probably do. Or at least they understand that when you stick a pointy spear in that certain area that produces the most """fun""" for the orc.
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>>338374167
>Don't need a dick to rape
you need sexual drive, though, which greenskins lack.
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>>338374178
dude yeah how dare we be excited for a video game on /v/
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>>338374378
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3594610/Now-s-gutter-journalism-Indian-MP-called-Poonam-Madam-falls-SEWER-giving-TV-interview.html
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>>338374190
>And No, it's not rape. It's rusty spears going you know where.

Wouldn't that count as rape?
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>>338374275
Goblins are intelligent and very cruel.
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>>338374178

stay mad poorfag
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>>338374380
Orc females used to be a thing (there's a female orc cheerleader model floating around somewhere), but they got changed to the 40k fungal reproduction method somewhere down the line, which is probably for the best.
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>>338374337
>europa barbarorum is not hellenism simulator
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>>338374506
>not masturbating to the ant-king raping the shit out of that woman
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>>338370019
>why did all these normies who've never played a total war game get a copy and proclaim they're such huge fans all of a sudden

Because they are fans of warhammer?
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>>338374468
eh, poonam means the full moon, but its still funny
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>>338374380
It does though.
(let us not talk about Blood Bowl orc cheerleaders please)
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>>338374506
I don't think so. Nobody was having sexual pleasure from that encounter.
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>>338374541
Now compare that to the depth of paradox games.
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>>338374309
>>338374378
>>338374196
Sounds good. I was a bit worried I got jipped by that website. I bought MKX for 30 bucks on release day, and preordered DOOM for 35 bucks, all worked perfectly. I figured my luck might have ran out with these sketchy key selling sites. I'm just paranoid and jewish with my money.
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>No Gobbo heroes

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>338374626
>Blood Bowl orc cheerleaders
blood bowl canon is not necessarily warhammer canon

those are squiggly jiggly parasites
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>>338374763
>blood bowl canon is not necessarily warhammer canon
Some people vehemently argue that it is.
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>>338374380
Orcs are fungus.
You see Greenskins from the novel being born from fungus sacks beneath the ground.

This is how Skarsnik was born.
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>>338374753
but there are? theres a gobbo heroes can ride spiders

or do you mean legendary? i would love a skarsnik or something
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>>338374668
nah. paradox games are dogshit autism simulators. i=the trait system in eb1 was mch better than ck2, and the government system was much, much better than the paradix system
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>>338374380
>>338374536
The latest fluff on Orcs in WHFB states they came to the Old World on the silver Space Ships of the Old Ones. They were attached as spores.

This essentially implied the Old Ones came from the 40k dimension (and AoS later implies there are infinite dimensions, but forget bout this) as they fled from the Enslavers + Necrontyr + C'tan + New Formed Chaos alliance. As we all know, Orks were a biological weapon made by the Old Ones and were fungus. So the Spore attaching to the ship, then landing in Old World to make Orcs, makes sense.

The only thing that DOESN'T make sense, is that in 40k, Orks will make weapons out of literally anything and will steal better weapons from dead people. They didn't in WHFB. So, nobody knows really.
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>>338374861

I was hoping for something like Skarsnik or Grom.

Maybe with the eventual elves DLC we will get a Grom the Paunch in Ulthuan campaign.
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>>338370938
This guy gets it.
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>>338374190
Well as long as it's not rape, I am fine with it. Carry on with the slaughter, torture and consumption of poor human citizens.
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>>338374753
There are generic ones, but there is no Snagla Grobspit.

>>338374861
He'll probably be a DLC anon. They've planned like 10 free DLC (I don't remember Goblin legendaries).
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>>338374753
>tfw karak eight peaks and ulthuan mists campaigns introduce skarsnik and grom along squigs and goblinoids elite units and heroes to the greenskins roster
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>>338372426
>still can't find her fucking sets
ree
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>>338374856
those people are wrong and stupid
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>>338374938
it wouldnt suprise me if they release new legendary lords as dlc and new races as expansions.

probably the best way to do it
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>>338375014
There was no pleasure for those women when the Orcs ravaged their home and people. Only suffering, agony and pain, and then death.

Just how it's meant to be!
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>>338372646
Gonna talk about the playable nations only because there are way too many factions in this setting.

>Empire
16th century Germany/HRE, pretty much the Imperium from 40k but with less corruption and more competent people. Sigmar is like the God-Emperor but instead of being put on a golden throne for all his eternal life, he just went east to unknown lands and never returned.

>Dwarves
Like any dorf ever in western fantasy, like mountains and smithing, they also have an obsession with settling grudges. They are bros with the Empire.

Vampire Cunts
While there are a bunch of vampire bloodlines in the lore, you'll be playing as a von carstein who believe themselves to be the rightful heirs of the Empire. They almost conquered it a few times ago back in the Vampire Wars but ended up getting rekt every time.

>Bretonnia
14th century France mixed with a little of England. They are still feudal as fuck and don't have the technologies available to the Empire so they're treated like a bunch of hillbillies with swords, not really in good terms with the Empire since they don't give a shit about what goes on up north

>Chaos
Chaos but with less horns. Their ranks are made up of various tribes from the far north, like vikings but on steroids, all led by Archaon the Everchosen who is like an Abaddon but more competent.

>>338372739
A lot of factions are okay and even have alliances with each other and don't just open fire the moment they meet like in 40k.
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>>338375065

>We might actually get a Karak Eight Peaks campaign
>Never ending tunnel battles between dwarves/skaven/night goblins
>Also the possibility of a separate War of the Beard scenario between DE, HE and dwarves
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>>338373425
I dunno, drinking beer out of a guys empty head is pretty funny. I mean that seems like way to much work just to get a cup for beer.
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>>338375247
Drinking in style is hard work.
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>>338372739
Dwarfs and Empire hang out all the time.
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>there are people who unironically likes to play plated manlets and not awesome 15th/16th century germans with awesome renaissance weaponry

At least orcs are monstrous super-strong creatures that can wield weapons humans cant. I still like the steampunk/gunpowder aspects of dwarfs though
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>>338374186
in america maybe
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>>338375205
>with less horns

Pardon?
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I'm hoping for a Lizardmen expansion.

Lizardmen are based as fuck. They've been my favourite race since I was a kid.
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>>338374883
Fantasy does have some weird diversions in their Orcs though. I don't think 40k has an analogue for Black Orcs, and they certainly don't have an equivalent for the Hobgoblins.
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>>338375241
>karak eight peaks may introduce 3 ways multiplayer battles
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>>338375205
if bretonnia is like the empire but more technologically backwards what would make one play them either in game or on the tabletop? do they have celtic magicks or something?
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>>338375083
Anon, were talking about Warhammer, stay on topic please.
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>>338370073

Correct opinion.
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>>338375507
They have by far superior Calvary.

I mean its the one thing Brettonia has going for it, is guys on horses of every flavour and style
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>>338375360
I am just imagining an Orc walking up to a corpse, grabbing the intact helmet, tossing it aside, and lobbing the head off instead to clean out for a cup.
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>>338375507
They got the best knights. That's all they are good for. And trebuchets I guess.
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>>338375065
>>338375241
>the ability to turn enemies into squigs
>mfw everyone's gettin' squigin's
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>>338375483
>I don't think 40k has an analogue for Black Orcs,

Black Orcs were artificiality created by Chaos Dwarfs.

40K does have Krorks which were the aenestors of the Orks and much more powerful according to the Eldar.
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>>338375571
well that makes sense from the medieval france angle

but is that it for a faction, just to make a huge horde of Rohirrim and ride down motherfuckers?
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I actually don't get how Chaos wins Warhammer Fantasy. Why in fuck don't the Slann just go "Oh well, fuck that continent" and nuke it from orbit? The Slann have the psychic power to like destroy fucking planets and are in contact with the Eldar from 40k, how in fuck are some Chaos hillbillies or Skaven even a challenge for them?
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>>338375507
Their cavalry is retarded stronk.
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>>338375507
bretonnia is all about knights and shit, also the graal, the lady of the lake etc etc.
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>>338375507
They have army wide magic protection, superhuman knights, pegasus riders and cholera.
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>yfw Creative Assembly have confirmed that Games Workshop have agreed to allow Mod Tools + Workshop Support for TW:WH
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>>338375507
They have knights that are blessed by their god, The Lady, which is basically an elf god in disguise and gives their noble cavalry protection against missiles, also makes the few that manage to complete a quest to find her grail into almost superhuman warriors. Their infantry consists of barely trained peasants who are just there to slow down the enemy a bit so that the knights can charge them.
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>>338375695
Yes.
Given that WFB had like what 17 armies?

There were some with some real strong niches
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>>338375507
Brettonia isn't anything like the Empire other than both being populated by humans, them being a ducal monarchy as opposed to the Empire's "Holy Roman Empire but Germany." They're also really heavily based around the Grail mythos.

They're not as well-rounded as the Empire either, instead focusing almost exclusively on heavy cavalry. They'll also be the only race to have flying cavalry in the base game, and might add the Green Knight as FLC later on down the line.
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>>338375695
YEP.

Bretonnian armies in the table top are almost always 90% cavalry. It looks fucking awesome.
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>>338375571
from what i've seen the bretonian roster is very limited how can you siege cities with just cav and pikemens ? they need heavy footmen
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>>338375743
>cholera
wat
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>>338375664
>Chaos Dwarfs.
rip
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>>338375697
>in contact with the Eldar from 40k

i thought the universes were completely seperate
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>>338375697
Slann left the planet
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>>338375697
Because it's not what the Old Ones would want. The Slann will only do something if they manage to dig it out of the old-ass notes left behind, regardless of how outdated it is.
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>>338371213
Heir of Carthage is streaming right now on youtube
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>>338375767
they will remove your LOTR mod.
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>>338375809
The lot of their peasants.
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>>338375771
>>338375743
so bretonnia is like if someone took the Camelot universe with magick paladins and threw it into a stew with orkz and chaos etc.?
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>>338375697
The Slann are more obsessed with trying to figure out what the old ones wanted them to do than smiting things out of existance, even if they are capable of doing it.
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>>338375697
Because the Old Ones didn't want them to do it. The Great Plan said to kill Chaos and leave the planet intact.

Also, the Geometric Web was damaged all over the globe and they had lost contact and connection with the Slann in Southlands.

That's why. Slann autistically followed a plan and were too busy supporting the Great Vortex rather than doing anything else.
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>>338375902
Pretty much. They are french though.
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>>338375860
ty.

Watch people struggle through tutorials of games that have been fairly static control wise for 15 years is rage inducing
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>>338375767
Mods will be only allowed there if they aren't "offensive or derivative of Warhammer Fantasy IP".
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>normies
Welcome, reddit.
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>>338375205
oh fugg forgot about one last faction :---DDDD

>Orcs
Orcs, with the Waaagh and everything, no real difference here.
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>>338375902
Yes, that's pretty much it. Just with bigger extremes between the peasants and the nobility.
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>>338375902
Add a huge pinch of France into the mix and it's pretty much that.
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>>338375697
>he Slann have the psychic power to like destroy fucking planets

They don't have that power.

And don't take an easter egg as something important.

The Slaan couldn't win against Chaos during the first Chaos invasion and had to saved by the Elves.

The second invasion which was bigger and more deadly, they stood no chance because the Elves got fucked. So the Slaann decided to run.
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>>338375860
im not the only one that entirely forgot that youtube streams things am i?
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>>338375815
Lizardmen basically "I must go now, our home planet needs us" and fly away into space (srsly) Skaven then overrun the abandoned cities and find that the Lizardmen crazy space technology and are in contact with a race that "sounds Elvish" thus alluding too Eldar.

Lizardmen and The Old Ones are the only thing really connecting 40k to Fantasy, The Old Ones are inter dimensional beings that create life through dimensions, Slann are Old Ones or their less powerful descendants at least.
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They should've called it just Total Warhammer
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>>338375815
They are, but in t he End Times, the Skaven touched a device in a Lizardmen Temple which contacted the Eldar. The Skaven panicked and smashed it.

The Old Ones (who created Orks and Eldar) are implied to have come from the 40k universe.

Once upon a time, both were connected with lots of nods (for example, Chaos Space Marines arrived in Chaos Wastes and killed shit loads of Chaos Warriors before running out of ammo or being overwhelmed and the bolter + armour becomes relics for Chaos Warriors) but they stopped this when 40k vastly outsold WHFB around 5th edition.
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So on a scale of rome 2 to 10 how bad is this release?
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>>338376116
can't do that dog, think about them IPs.
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>>338376204
Looks above average for TW standards desu
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>>338376204
Go look at the gazillion streams of it and make your own mind up
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>>338376141
>the Skaven touched a device in a Lizardmen Temple which contacted the Eldar

You mean the Skaven heard voices that spoke in what sounded like Elvish language from the device.

Don't lie, anon.

It was most likely a throwaway easter egg.
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>>338376204
My cousin told me he was surprised how not shit it was. A lot smoother then most Total War launches but still a few glitches
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>>338375954
And? The announcement never mentions that, but why would that be a problem?

>>338376116
Why do people say this.

Creative Assembly own a IP. This is called:
>Total War

Games Workshop owns a IP. This is called:
>Warhammer

Total Warhammer now includes only Games Workshops IP and Creative Assembly (or more specifically SEGA) doesn't have theirs.

So to include both they named it Total War: Warhammer.
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>>338374664
A spears is just a weaponized phallus
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>>338376281
Considering Fantasy in it's whole is now throwaway, you're right
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>>338376141
Those were the days, when Chaos Warriors could wreck shit with chainswords.
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>>338375472
I'm not sure how will they be handled with them being on a different continent and alll. I assume a diffrerent map like with older total war DLC like Age of charlemagne. Which sucks because it means there won't be much to fight, what can be there in lustria? Empire and skaven expeditionary forces, that's it I think. Same thing with Tomb kings and their desert.
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“The warlock engineers soon discovered the Device of the Great Beyond, a communication apparatus that spoke to beings from beyond the stars. As they swirled its many dials, a querulous voice spoke through the stone speakers. That voice, fair and clear caused the Skaven to bolt away. The device was something like the far-squeaker, but the melodious tones that issued forth were, if anything, kin to the despised speech of the elf-things. As they did not understand the alien language, nor how the arcane contraption worked the warlock engineers pulled the device apart and shot it with warplock pistols until it stopped making any sounds.”
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>>338376281
Fuck off Carnac.
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>>338375483
40k has the Goffs, which are an entire clan of big, mean, dark skinned, nasty son of a bitches. Goffs Orks tend to be the elites or even the warbosses of a warband, as they are incredibly brutal and aggressive, but they are also very stubborn and believe in the superiority of core Orky tactics, ie "run at the enemy and chop em up" So they tend to sway from using machines or guns more often than not, and certainly aren't one for actual tactics.
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Why is Kemmler a vampire leader
He's a fucking chaos bitch

This is upsetting me a lot
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>>338376454
Eh? Kemmler has always been a VC special character. The fuck are you on about?
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>Allowing yourself to become excited for a Creative Assembly release after Rome 2
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>>338376454
necromancer you ponce.
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>>338376512
Fuck off Carnac.
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>>338376525
He literally only got his necromancy back by promising to serve chaos forever
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>>338376418
You

see

>>338376413

Where are the Eldar? Show me the Eldar.
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>>338376631
Fuck off Carnac.
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>>338376601
Where are the Eldar, fgt? You promised me Eldar.
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>>338376631
Are you dense, boy?
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>>338376563
check the streams retard. the game is functioning perfectly.
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>>338376631
>spoke to beings BEYOND THE STARS
>kin to the despite speech of the elf-things
>did not understand the ALIEN language

Are you autistic? Do you need everything spelled out exactly? It's a fucking nod to Eldar JUST like old WHFB used to be; see >>338376387
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>>338376682
Give me my Eldar.
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>>338375697
You're looking at an exaggerated version of what the slann are.
Slann are strong, madly powerful and conscious, but the continent shifting powers derive from the instrumentalization of the geomantic ley-lines that were built by the first spawnings, the geomantic grid has been attacked in numerous nexuses during the millennia and does not allow much use, that few power must be used to keep chaos at bay, stabilizing the elven vortex and other things; on top of that the slann find themselves almost incapable to understand what is truly needed and required by them, chaos introduced so many variables that trying to fix stuff may result in even greater damage (like that time they almost destroyed the dwarfen realms or caused warpstone meteors trying to fuck off the evil moon), big changes may not be in the great plan, and regardless of their immediate usefulness, they will never attempt to risk deviating from the great plan, even if it means they have to die; in addition the strongest slann are either dead or sleepy, with their minds locked in a state of torpor and confusion by tzeentch trickery.

They also don't keep in contact with the eldar, that were the skaven who meddled with the machinery and used it in a way that allowed them to talk with the eldar, the slann don't touch many relics of the old ones because they don't have instructions for doing so and will not risk to alter or expose their delicate workings to the damaging chaos of the world.

In short, slann don't do shit because GW doesn't allow them to.
Chaos still didn't have to wipe out the world in that way, it was stupid.
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>>338376454
He is a necromancer and allied himself with Mannfred a few times.

Not to mention he and Mannfred are two of the few VCs still alive and not 100% dead.
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>>338376813
Fuck off Carnac.

See these guys >>338376805 >>338376727
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>>338376721
have a qt one then.
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>>338371213
Base game Nappy plays waaaaaay better than Empire.

With mods they are kinda the same except Empire is a much larger game.
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>>338376828
I don't think the devs should be too concerned with that, considering Ahzag is apparently still alive and kicking in the game. Fantasy never let characters being dead stop them from updating them between editions anyway.
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>>338376563
Attila was really good. You tarded or something?
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>>338374178
I bought it day one my man
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>come in here
>Carnac is here

I can't escape this faggot. I'm out. Guess /v/ can enjoy his shitposting.
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>>338372710
Orks are for people who try too hard to be funny.
>LOL ITS JUST A GAME BRO CHILL OUT XD WAAAGH LOL
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The Slaan flew in space for aeons. Why they haven't found Eldar in their travels? Why do the Eldar make no mention of massive reality spanning body masses made out of magic floating in space?

Why? Why?

Because no Eldar.
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>the vampire leader choices are between a bald middle aged mid-life crisis looking guy with family problems and an old senile dying necromancer

expected more draculas
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>>338376039
>So the Slaann decided to run.

They didn't decide shit, the exodus was one part of the plan, should things have gotten truly hopeless.
If anything they decided to sacrifice a great number of themselves to give the world a few more hours of hope.
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>>338376878
This artist really likes scars. Don't know how a banshee would have gotten one like that or why her eye isn't all fucked up from a scar that deep.
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>>338376454

>VC have a huge fucking roster of juicy as fuck characters to choose from for legendary lords or special heroes
>They pick Manfred Von Bitchstein and Gandalf the Gay

COME ON
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>>338376870
you

see

>>338377020
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>>338377001
Who is he?
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you guys ready to make warhammer babies mad by ruining everything they love?

You ready to see warhammer babies get mad at babby modes in total war, and cry about how its not accurate to their toys
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>>338376631
>Show me the Eldar.
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>>338376454
It sucks ass that we get a little human bitch instead of Zacharias but he's in the book.

Poor choice though.
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>>338376721
Fuck off carnac
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>>338377045
It's because they killed off Count leaders with every fucking event in fantasy

Shame really because they're basically only covering one of the 4 bloodlines. It's a Von Carstein army rather than a vamp count one
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>>338377052
>They didn't decide shit, the exodus was one part of the plan, should things have gotten truly hopeless.

End Times Nagash (End Times Book 1)

What do the Slaan say at the end of their section? "The Great Plan has failed. Begin the exodus".
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>>338377092
I feel your pain
At least there's recruitable generic ones. I will be gimping myself, but Mannfred will be staying home in my campaign.
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>>338377020
The Eldar do mention the Old Ones. They fought with them against the Necrons during the War in Heaven but later the Old Ones were rendered extinct by Warp Predators.
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>>338377128
>you guys ready to make warhammer babies mad by ruining everything they love?
The setting was axed a long time ago, you can't do shit to what they love.
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>>338377020
>AoS fluff
Fuck off with that shit
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>>338376563
You got excited for a CA release after Empire though.
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>>338377207
You lied to me.
YOU LIED
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>>338377067
eh, this one isn't
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>>338377067
training without a helmet? would still take out her eye but whatever

the scar over eye thing is a dumb trope though
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>>338377098
Because there is a thing called DIMENSIONS. The Old Ones were "masters of space and time". They travelled from the 40k dimension (and if you weren't a shitposter and knew your WHFB lore, you'd know 40k universe was once said to be in a orb in the Altdorf College) to WHFB dimension and did their stuff, then fucked off again. The device talked to the Eldar in another dimension, hence the Slann never met them.

Again, the Chaos Space Marines travelled to the fucking Old World yet you're going tog o "B-b-b-but where are the CSM see you're wrong" despite fucking evidence of them coming to the Old World exist.
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>>338377359
elves are not hot girls they are elves

they dont look like humans
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>>338377128
>You ready to see warhammer babies get mad at babby modes in total war, and cry about how its not accurate to their toys
They discontinued our toys

Because there's little warhammer scene here anyway this is really the only way I can still play with my toys
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>>338371445

that trailer gives me chills down my spine

>watching all these streamers play warhammer TW
>they have obviously never really played TW before
>some even say they started on Rome II and love the series
>they are all buttfucked retarded and can barely tell left from right
>charging cavalry into spearmen
>not mm their units or pausing the battle to issue orders
>they get raped in battles because "muh smart AI"
>i played TW games since Shogun 1 and the AI is stupid like 3rd Century B.C Romans against Hannibal stupid
>always walking into obvious traps and is super easy to exploit

now I am serious when I say this and these fucking casuals disgust me

[spoilers] NORMMEEEEESSS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spoiler]
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>>338377324
Technically it's still WHFB fluff as the Slann fucked off during End Times.
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>>338377226
>X didn't happen, proceed to do Y with those engines that were purposefully built there 10000 years ago
>this is not a plan
Are you stupid?
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>>338377324
End Times is the prelude of the Aos, dipshit.

>>338377294
They don't make mentions of the Slaan fleet or the mini-universes that should take up most of their galaxy.

Something got to give, anon.
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>>338377045
Older Mannfred was pretty much Dracula but CA decided to go with his new model.
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>>338377359
His Eldar are also to human. Cute elves sure but Eldar are supposed to be a lot more pale, sharp featured, and have creepy eyes.
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>>338375697
can someone tell me what happened in the end of fantasy and how chaos won?

im a chaos fanboy but im not familiar with the stories and lore at all
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>>338377459
Normie here

What's actually the case is that loads of us played Rome/Medieval and then didn't keep up with the series after that. Literally everyone I know has played rome a bit
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>>338377426
elves are literally pretty humans with pointy ears.
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>>338371757

Certain areas of the map are more strongly affected by the "winds of magic". Meaning if you where to initiate a battle in that area all magic using units would be buffed. So there is now more of reason to plan battle locations on the campaign map depending on your surroundins
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>>338377438
They didn't discontinue shit. AoS has free rules for every single WHFB model.

Further more, don't like AoS? Then play WHFB anyway. GW still sell 8th Edition rules. The (very small) community has made 9th edition. So go play that.

>>338377426
Yes they do. Official GW art here.
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>>338377092
Krell is in the game and you can unlock him in a quest with Heinrich.
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>>338377376
>Device of the Great Beyond, a communication apparatus that spoke to beings from beyond the stars

No, the device is a space talky-wakie. The Great Beyond in WHFB is space.

No Eldar were discovered in AoS when the Slaan search around in space for thousands of years.

Checkmate.
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>>338370019
No actual warhammer fan would pay money for this fucking travesty
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>>338375815
>i thought the universes were completely seperate
Popular theory is that Fantasy is a planet somewhere within the 40k setting

End Time/AoS played into that a bit but it was more winks and nods at the fans than anything concrete
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>>338376878
>>338377359
>tfw no Eldar wife
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so from everyone's observations from the streams is Total Warhammer worth buying or not

if that coupon applies greenman is selling that shit for 48usd
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>>338377471
Technically it's not: whfb fluff stops at "and the lizard went beyond the horizon", that they travelled for eons is only said in AoS which is treated by gw themselves as a separate IP too as evidenced by what they said to CA
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>>338377459
this. Warhammer Total War looks like its going to be fun, but I'm in no way excited on the same level as if they had announced another historical total war. And all the fags who are jumping right in and have no idea how to play, but never bothered to learn cause a distaste.

>>338377560
Maybe with people you know, majority of the people I've seen entry point was Shogun 2, and mostly did auto resolving.
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>>338377643
elves have much longer and thinner faces in the art.

they dont look human at all
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>>338377459
>Pauses the game mid battle
>Calls other players casuals

You're a scrub.
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>>338377001
Post Lizards, that normally drives him off.

>>338377107
The most autistic person currently on /tg/
Used to be a tripfag, but realised literally everyone had filtered him.
He's infamous for having an encyclopedic knowledge of what HE likes about the lore, then stubbornly refusing to acknowledge anything that contradicts it.
Has an entire folder of cherry picked sources, and isn't afraid to spend literal days shitposting about them.

Gets butthurt about Be'lakor getting his shit pushed in by Skinks, Anyone talking shit about his Necron/Abaddon Waifus, or the fact that the Blood Ravens are thousand son loyalists.
The last one in particular riles him up, because it's the only one he's utterly defenceless against.
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>>338377643
>Because there's little warhammer scene here anyway
Everyone stopped playing when they killed fantasy, enough players broke off to play AoS to kill any chance of an 8th ed scene
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>>338377754
Post pics.
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>>338377546
McGuffin hidden in a mountain. Archaon found it. Activated it. 8 special characters on the 'good side' became Demi-Gods to try and stop it. Sigmar wrestles Archaon into a pit. They try and stop the McGuffin from exploding. Mannfred then kills Gelt and his power spirals out of control and nobody was there to capture it to shut the McGuffin down. Everybody dies as the old world explodes.
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>>338377483
It's an alternate dimension you dip.
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>>338377478
Post proof that the Great Exodus was a part of the plan. You cab't because it isn't.

The Exodus was spontaneous and wasn't planned for. This shoes by the fact that the travelling across the stars killed all the Lizardmen race except for 1000 Slaan.
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>>338377754
I literally just posted official GW art. Want more?
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>>338377128
>you guys ready to make warhammer babies mad by ruining everything they love?

The setting is already ruined so there's nothing CA can do to "ruin" it.
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Imagine the Imperium giving the Empire tons of lasguns and claiming Sigmar was a Blood Angel Sanguinor
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>>338377843
im not gonna bother

tyrion/teclis/any woodelf dont look human. they are sometimes drawn as hot chicks by retarded artists
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>>338377731
It looks like its going to be fun.

The absolute mentality you need to keep is that it is being made by the B Team, while the regular team focuses on the new historical total war. So, while it has new elements and units and models, its not going to play that much different from Attila. And it'll probably be loaded with DLC even more so because of Games Workshop.

if you're okay with that, then go ahead.
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>tfw cdkeys and greenmangaming set off scam alerts all over your credit card and you have to call bank of america fraud resolution

Wtf does the merchant have to do to get that attention
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>>338377836
Well you were lucky. For last 15 years my WHFB scene was dead in my area. 5 or so guys played. It sucked. I had to specifically book a WHFB table in my bunker because it was dedicated to 40k.

WHFB wasn't doing very well.
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I am watching a stream and I am so fucking hyped. Why must we wait. God fucking damn it.
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>>338377752
Did you seriously just say you were bothered by other people having fun with a new game because they're not at your skill level?
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So is this even going to be playable at launch or is it going to be another Rome 2/Empire situation?
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>>338377934
Old as fuck theories had sigmar being one of the 2 lost primarchs, all gone now though.
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>>338377868
no idea who anyone of those characters is
but the world just blows up and thats it?
does anyone survive? what happens after that?

i know chaos is literally chaos and nihilistic but doesnt that make them lose the war too?

dont the chaos gods need beings that worship them to survive? or what it that people need to feel negative emotions and they live off of that
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>>338377802
>Gets butthurt about Be'lakor getting his shit pushed in by Skinks,

Was proven that it didn't happen by the way. Be'lakor was killed by Archaon in the same year of that event and as we know daemons take 1 year and a 1 day to reform from death in the realm of Chaos. Plus due to the restrictions placed on him by the Chaos Gods, Be'lakor cannot exit the warp without a mortal summoning him.

So it was impossible for Be'lakor to be at the WD event.

Eat a giant daemon dick, lizardfags, and get rekt!
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>>338377643
>Yes they do. Official GW art here.
Here's one too >>338377598
Or this one.

>>338377843
By the same artist as Lelith.
GW art is all over the place.
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>tfw resurrecting Nagash was a mistake
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>>338377931
Yes they can. You can ransom Goblins off as Dwarfs. There, totally inaccurate fluff.

As for ruining WHFB, perhaps you should have supported it instead of reading 1d4chan, maybe it wouldn't have died.

>>338377886
There might be more Slann, but the '1000 voices cried out' could just be the Slann currently fighting on the Mortal Realms.
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>>338377968
It's usually just a weird corporation name or a weird price, it's why I use paypal for cdkeys.
IIRC they're both in tax havens (Jersey and Dubai) so that might be it

I got a scam alert during a steam sale years back because I made a load of low value individual purchases
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>>338377956
would i be too butthurt about the familiarity if i only played Rome II but not Attila?

I immediately see the region / sub-province system on the map but i dont mind that
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>>338377802
>Post Lizards, that normally drives him off.
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>>338378030

it looks relatively playable compared to rome 2's garbage optimization and the large amount of gameplay videos is a very good sign instead of rome 2's silence and scripted bullshit right up until release

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTg1xx1ol7Q
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>>338378065
Don't confuse 40k with fantasy you nigger, chaos ate all the souls of the living, the gods themselves walker the earth at the very end.
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>>338378129
If you have a high % of chargebacks or fraudulent charges it happens too.
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>>338370019
>it's a "there's actually people watching that worthless retard lirik, and the inbred fuck gets to play the game on stream" episode
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How many races are there?

Superficial or substantial differences between them?
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>>338378065
The Demi-Gods survived. The winds of magic (which turned them into Demi Gods) formed 8 massive worlds. The demi-Gods landed there and did shit.

That's what Age of Sigmar is. Since WHFB wasn't selling very well, they rebooted it.

As for blowing up the world, Chaos didn't care. They wanted it blown up as everything died and was consumed by them.
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>>338378215
i understand why people watch lirik play dayz or whatever. i get it.

but anything else? the dude is a moron
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>>338378065
>but the world just blows up and thats it?
yes

>does anyone survive?
a bunch of fan favorites.

>what happens after that?
pure cancer
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>>338378104
Here is more official art.
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>>338378218
races? you mean playable factions?

orcs and gobbos got lots of different races in them and they are just one faction
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>>338370019
>>338370416

It's published by SEGA, it's no where near an obscure title for the PC gaming industry even for the genre it's in.
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>>338378138
Attila is a super polished version of Rome 2, with a nifty sanitation system that's supposed to emulate large populations of people in an area that hasn't achieved a good sanitation system.

That same system is sort of being carried over in different elements.

That being said, you'll probably not notice too much, and if you really like the setting, then there's no excuse. Most Total Wars play the same for the most part.
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>>338378249
well technically I recall some sources saying Tzeentch and Slaanesh weren't giving their A game because one wanted the Great Game to continue forever and the other liked all the ongoing depravity happening in the world.
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>>338378321
>me and my Eldar waifu
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>>338378312
They're clearly Blue tinted Blood Angels, you pleb
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>>338378123
>You can ransom Goblins off as Dwarfs. There, totally inaccurate fluff.

The fluff is already dead buddy, this game is just a really expensive fanfiction.
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>>338378218
You tell me.

5 playable races.

Humans, Orcs + Goblins, Undead and Dwarfs. Chaos is another one if you preorder or buy within a week (a weeks is fucking ages to see if it's good or not).

There is Bretonnia as well, but they can't be played yet and I assume are a DLC.
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>>338378379
Only Slaanesh didn't want to destroy the world.

Tzeentch was guy who pushed Archaon the most to do it.
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>>338378321
You are cherrypicking to claim that elves/eldar are just pretty humans with pointy ears.
Their description contradicts that, but art is art and, as already illustrated, inconsistent in Warhammer.
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>>338378292
I don't understand why people watch him period. I can understand people like pewdiepie because of children, but lirik is so incredibly bland and generic I cannot fathom why anyone would want to watch him.
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>>338378450
bretts are dlc but for free. they made that clear.
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Don't lie, you want those lizardmen.
You want them so much it hurts
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>>338378312
Can I see pictures of your WHFB army?

>>338378467
You're the same autistic fuck as usual, aren't you?
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>>338378510
Not an argument.
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>>338378389
Blood Angels need to share their angel wing jetpacks with everyone ASAP
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>>338378215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tYmsPEesCo

this guy is pretty decent, would drink with

lirik is a piece of shit
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>>338378514
How come the Lizardmen still uses sticks and spears when they have Eldar and C'tan shit?
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>>338377721
i am a Warhammer fan for over 15 years and bought it. I love total war games, i love Warhammer so this game is pretty cool (not flawless tho, but good enough)
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>>338378467
Modern art show the Eldar as this.

By the way, this is Eldrad. Handsome as fuck.

Only old art show Eldar as ayy imao. I dare you to find any new art that shows the Eldar as Ayys.
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>>338375880
Man I loved those illustrations.
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>>338377946
>im not gonna bother
Nice to lose an argument you alone...

Anyway, i'm not a wathammer fag and just only want to see your point comparing pic with the other guy that is posting.
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>>338378218
>How many races are there?
4 in the box, Chaos a 5th is free at launch for a week
They've planned to add more by patch/dlc. Bretonnia has been announced for multiplayer and they're a free patch

They all have different campaign mechanics, Empire are typical twish with you having to make lords n shit happy, Dwarfs have grudges that you have to fulfill to keep everyone happy, Orcs want to always be at war, Chaos don't settle in towns, so you just raze everything and Vampire Counts get attrition unless they spread corruption plus they can raise the dead for free troops

Look on the total war wiki for how they play in the rts part, each army has their own strengths in battle too; for instance Vamps have no ranged units but they have powerful magic instead
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>>338378218
2 sub factions per each race, like in Attila or Rome 2.
So Greenskins get two factions, Empire gets two, etc.

Chaos is a super restricted Attila Horde, Greenskin is horde lite, Empire plays like a normal total war faction, Vampires play around with corrupting areas, and dwarves rely on their holdings.
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>>338378519
>You're the same autistic fuck as usual, aren't you?
Well aren't you a master of arguments.
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>>338378450
Which one is the shooty faction? The humies or the ratl- dwarves?
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>>338378380
kek
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>>338378593
He's the autistic shitposter about Eldar. He'll keep chiming on about descriptions despite official GW art showing them to be pointy earred humans.
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>>338378663
dwarfs or humans are the shootiest. both got plenty of guns.

humans got tanks but dwarfs got choppers.
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>>338378514
To do lizardmen they'd have to do naval battles, which might be out of the b teams hands, and they'd have to add those elf pirates and shit.
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>>338378593
Isn't Eldrad like 90% psychicr crystal now? Or did that change?
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>>338378519
>you gotta buy x amount of toys to be able to talk about the setting

A-okay buddy.
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>>338378593
A better quality picture.
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>>338378758
They might just use teleportation.
But more likely it'll be part of an expansion pack
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Does the Empire die in droves like the Imperial Guard?
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>>338378564
>heirofcarthage
Isn't this faggot exactly like that princeofmacedon autist? Shitters at TW MP who think they're hot shit?
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>>338378864
nice human eyes there buddy.
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>>338378641
>ELDAR AREN'T HUMANS WITH POINTY EARS REEE
>Yes they are, here are dozens of OFFICIAL art showing them as such
>N-n-n-no! The d-d-d-descriptions s-s-s-ay otherwise!!! OFFICIAL a-a-art d-d-doesn't c-c-c-ount!

Pathetic.

>>338378838
Not at all mate! However, moaning that AoS is 'pure cancer' when you didn't support WHFB makes you fucking pathetic. If you don't like AoS or WHFB being killed, then it's your fault. You should have supported the hobby and made GW keep supporting it. I did, did you? Based on your reply, you did not. So don't complain.
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>>338378821
That book takes place in 32K. He is still young and not a crystal golem yet.
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>>338370073
Jew detected
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>>338378104
well, he looks mainly human, but i like the way he is somehow creepy.
Have the eldars or elves (what´s the difference?) diferent ethnicities?
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>>338378923
Will take recommendations, I am not into the scene.
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>Counts can only capture vampire and human territory
well this is gonna suck until they add more human factions
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>>338378926
Nobody denied their eyes are different. The claim was that Eldar didn't look like humans with pointy ears. Official art shows them as humans with pointy ears and SOMETIMES different eyes.
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>>338379002
I'm not into it either it's just I've seen some videos from these people and they always give off that vibe.
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>>338378960
Yeah I know, I did mean in the year 40k. Also did he fight Abaddon and almost kill him or did that get retconned too? That was a neat fight.
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>>338378985
eldar is 40k. elves are fantasy battles.

eldar got dark eldar and exodite eldar. fantasy battles got dark elves, high elves and wood elves and they are all veery different.
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>>338379021
That's a huge amount of land. Empire, Bretonnia, Estellia and the other one.
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>>338371923

Look up some of Hannibals battles and how he won them, pure strokes of genius.

Look up how Caesar won battles, pure strokes of luck and going balls deep. JUST DO IT! Or just being really really really patient.

Look up how Roman manipular formation works, tercois pike and shot formation, the correct use of defelade and artillery firing lines.

Do asshole things like Wellesley at the battle of Waterloo, he hid all his troops behind the hill from the artillery fire.

Local superority is ALL. If you have a Unit facing off against 1 enemy unit try and finish that little fight up quickly as possible, by sending another unit over to help in the flank or rear. This then frees up an extra of your units.

The most basic and easiest thing to beat the AI and noobs is the hammer and anvil tactic made famous by Alexander. Basically have a solid line of infantry, peferably Spearmen or heavy infantry, then when the main line of the enemy commits to the battle and joins battle with your line send in your cavalry and shock troops around the rear to hit them in the ass.

Also, always keep a few reserves behind the main lines to deal with enemy cavalry and follow up charges and plug holes in the line.
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>>338379021
There is supposedly going to be a mod on day one that gets rid of regional occupation if you don't like it.
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>>338378312
WOWarhmmer!
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>>338378519
>obviously I'm superior because I buy toys

>>338378896
naval battles take a lot of work, and I don't think the team has enough resources to develop that for an expansion. Especially when they'd be Empire/Shogun 2 esque.

Remember, work is still going on for historical Total War, and they may not want to divert too much away from a sure fire thing.
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>>338378758
They HAVE TO do naval battles by the next expansion, since they will implement elves and they are all on a fucking island, well, except the wood elves that is but they aren't cutting the dark/high elves out.
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EY BOSS
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>>338379191
>Remember, work is still going on for historical Total War, and they may not want to divert too much away from a sure fire thing.

why you nigger always talk out of your asses, the teams doing warhammer and historical TWs are completely unrelated and we have 2 proper expansions confirmed for warhammer in the next years.
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>>338379213
i have no idea how they will balance that though. High elves are the undisputed kings of the sea.
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>>338379326
including elves and lizardmen? are they confrimed?
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>>338378904

yes

just with halberds, pike & shot instead of flashlights
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>>338379341
strong navy lame as fuck ground troops?
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>>338371213
i watch LegendofTotalWar
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So is Warhammer Total War actually good?

Like have they fixed the fucked Collision, shitty 1v1 duels and crap of the engine since Empire?
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>>338379191
I bought thousands of dollars worth of WHFB to support a hobby I liked. This got destroyed with AoS. My hobby, which I supported heavily, has gone now. People, like yourself, who did NOT buy models, books or novels, are moaning 'AoS is pure cancer'; when you didn't support WHFB in the fucking first place. You didn't buy anything to keep WHFB going, yet you moan AoS is shit. Why? Why do YOU get to moan it's shit when your fucking contribution can be summed up as "I read an article on Lexicanicum or 1d4chan"?

If everybody who moans about AoS had bought models, then AoS wouldn't fucking exist.

>>338379326
Technically they're stand alone games which combine into one big game. It's in essence, going to be like Empire Total War, except they're working on the different 'theatres'.
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>>338379089
Thanks, so the same structure with different colors?
I´m going to search.
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>>338379390
>High Elves
>Weak ground troops

Pick one and only one.
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>>338379191
really depends on how well it sells.

Given that it's topped the sell list on Steam for weeks, I wouldn't be surprised if they get the go ahead for more ambitious areas to explore.

Provided it isn't utter shit, of course.
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>>338379085
>Also did he fight Abaddon and almost kill him or did that get retconned too? That was a neat fight.

Yeah he did. That event happens a short time before the 13th Black Crusade. It was mentioned in the old WD and 13th Crusade Campaign book. It might have been retconned but I personally don't think so.

>>338378864
Here is a picture showing old Iyanna and new Iyanna.

Notice the differences.
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>>338379383
All the factions with a supported army book are supposed to get in eventually.
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>>338379412
Those things you mentioned, yes.
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>>338379412
No, don't get it, it's shit. This place is full of shills and 40kids.
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>>338379412
There's like a billion people streaming it and uploading videos

you can check this stuff for yourself
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>>338378904
This guys don´t look like humans, are they elves?
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>>338379439
well what the fuck do you want lorefag retard? if they're "kings of the sea" they need to be at best mediocre on land
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>>338379412
why would they fix the games when we keep buying them?
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>>338378641
>>338378953
what's even the point in this retarded argument again
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>>338379341
Everything will be expensive as hell.
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>>338378904
No, the threats they face are much more 'balanced' compared to the crazy shit the 40k Imperium face.
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>>338378953
First of all I'm not the same guy you were replying to with your first post.

Second, you have to be a complete retard in believing that killing off an established franchise and remolding it to look more like the other franchise you own, thus creating direct competition is a good idea, I don't even know why you are defending it.
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>>338379412
Yes, all of that is fixed

The performance is actually good now because resources aren't wasted on these shitty duel calculations anymore, the combat is more like medieval 2. The game is also 64bit apparently
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>>338379412
Collisions are pretty over the top, matched combat is mostly gone since there's a lot of different size models and doing animations for all of them would be very time intensive. So, it's more like Med 2 at this point.
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>>338378904
Nope. Empire Soldiers are well trained, well equipped and disciplined.
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>>338379412
Med 2 had far worse collision than empire
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>>338379326
>obviously the teams that made all the other Total War games just got split up to work on a new IP instead of a sure thing, all while a bigger budget game is in the works

And they haven't said if they will be proper expansions, or rise of the samurai-tier. They have just said most races will be available by the end of all the expansions, not that they'll all be available in one map.

Caesar in Gaul is considered an expansion
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>>338379550
Because one side is a literal autist that will NEVER let it go.
While most people let it alone, It only takes one idiot to give a reply and there it goes.
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>>338379550
There is a guy, in every 40k thread on /v/, who moans that Eldar aren't just humans with pointy ears. People provide dozens of pictures to prove him wrong, to which he replies

>The description says they look alien, so you have to ignore all the official GW art depicting them as something I don't like

And he goes on about how "art is all over the place" despite dozens of artists doing the same fucking designs every time.

He's autistic and he's always here.
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Warhammer orcs are literally the worst incarnation of orcs I have seen in any medium ever. They are literally british niggers.
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>>338379726
agreed
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>>338379634
Don't Generals and unique units still duel to some degree if they meat up with another?
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>>338379656
Just like the imperial guard, the difference is that the setting isn't full retard.
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>>338379452
total wars are one of the best selling steam games with every release, the question is really if it'll sell enough to warrant putting resources on the project, or focusing on regular Total Wars
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>>338379721
>>338378953
>shits on Eldar
>posts Illic
>stutter speech
>literally autistic

This is carnac. Ignore him.
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>>338379726
but they are green!
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>>338379726
>>338379797
you both should kys like right now

orcs and goblins are the best and will forever be the best
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>>338379721
i've seen art to that effect of them being 'alien'

but it's only to the extent that they have... really thin heads

thats really as far as i can describe it
thin and long
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>>338379726
That's just how british people are anon
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>>338379812
yeah, if generals fight generals I think, but not against soldiers, I think they just strike and the soldiers get hit
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>>338379812
Monstrous creatures have some matched animation but everyone else just swings in the general direction of the enemy.
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>>338379721
Even then is sort of dumb on his part. Most Eldar descriptions say they look uncanny just because of how unnaturally perfect they all look to humans and how that makes them uncomfortable due to their xenos induced boners.

So really the only thing he should be bitching about is that Eldrad has wrinkles for some reason.
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>>338379726
Football hooligans, to be precise
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>>338379631
I didn't defend it, asswipe, I'm saying that had people fucking supported WHFB, it wouldn't have dropped out of the Top 5 selling model ranges and GW wouldn't have rebooted it to try and boost sales.

If you got a WHFB army, rulebooks and novels, then sure, moan about it, but the vast majority are tertiary faggots who read articles and never supported shit. Then moan that it's gone. Why didn't you buy models, books and novels then? Why didn't you SUPPORT something?

>I like thing
>But I won't buy thing
>Hi, I'm the company who owns thing
>People aren't buying thing
>We need to increase sales of thing as we're a profit driven business
>Since thing is barely selling, we shall end thing and reboot it to appeal to X demographic
>This thing is now different thing
>Hi, I'm the original person who liked setting
>I am now ANGRY that thing I liked, but didn't support, is now different thing!
>I will now moan about different thing, despite not even being invested in original thing other than I read about thing on a website

That's why.

>>338379881
No it fucking isn't you cunt. Carnac doesn't stutter speech, you're so fucking new it hurts.
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>>338379481
Pretty explanatory pic of how GW have evolved elves from creepy things to nice people.
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>>338379812

Yeah they do.
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>>338379881
carnac is the fucking opposite, he writes like a pretentious dick.

or are you memeing?

fuck sake
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>>338379881
>>stutter speech
Then it's not Carnac.

Carnac is well known for being faux polite and/or claiming he's the calm persecuted voice of reason, which does nothing but feed the fact that he's the most obnoxious twat in the room.
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>>338380078
>shits on WHFB
>supports AoS
>denies he is carnac after being called out

FUCK OFF CARNAC
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>>338379969
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnUOXYDowL4
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>>338379726
Orcs are football hooligans which is as white as you can get
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>Why do 50 different artists draw things differently
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>>338379881
No anon, you are the autism. I posted the Illic picture and I'm not Carnac. Search the archive, I've posted it maybe twice to the autistic retard moaning about Eldar not being human looking. I wasn't shitting on the Eldar either, I simply said they're not what he thinks they are any more. Furthermore, Carnac never stutter speaks.
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>>338379634
>this amount of out your ass
Duel calculations still happen, you can see it in battles. Generals just aren't affected by it too much because they'd be invincible if they did.

And its not 64 bit, Total Wars engine literally cannot support it, but they've probably made it do better with it.

welcome to warscape.
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>watching a vid of someone who actually understands tw a bit
>they're just running around healing constantly
Multiplayer is gonna be hella lame
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>>338380240
Re-read what I said you cunt. I never said I supported AoS. I supported WHFB and it's gone now. Had people who shit on AoS supported WHFB, it wouldn't have gone.
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>>338380365
literally all wrong. Have you even seen gameplay?
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>>338379812
Na
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>>338380078
If they want to increase sales they can start with reducing costs of each figure by half.
What are the prospects of their future if they target millionaire+nerd+whoever_buys_AOS demographic?
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>>338380078
I was more like an neutral viewer, that now have nostalgia and comment it in 4chan:
>I like your thing.
>Your thing is absurdly expensive.
>I don't going to buy your thing at this price.
>You kill you thing and now i dont like it; Your thing is more retarded and more expensive.
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>>338380365
TWWH is 64bit devs already confirmed it 100% and it's reflected in the system specs, first TW title to be so.
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>>338379726
They're based on 70/80s Inner London football gangs. They even speak a bit of cockney.
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>>338380460
>Had people who shit on AoS supported WHFB, it wouldn't have gone.
Yes it would've

GW wanted 40k numbers and they were never gonna get that from fantasy
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>>338380460
>victim blaming
>GW dicksucking

For fuck sake even if you are not carnac you are still a carnac.
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>>338380240
>guy literally says he doesn't support AoS
>says he supports WHFB
>you meme text the complete opposite

fuck off

>>338380497
this meme of cutting price doesn't work. nobody here runs a business and understands how shit works.

In 2000, a Tactical Marine box cost £15. In 2016 it costs £25. £15 in 2000, when applied to inflation, in 2016, is £22.50. Therefore, the next box is £2.50 more than it was in 2000. But you now have more weapons (guns, melee) and heads and shit. The price matched inflation and the content.

Please do some basic research before stating that shit. As for income, they made £16m profit last year (they made £16.6m in 2014) and have just opened up their old specialist game division.

40k outsold WHFB so much that AoS could flop and they wouldn't lose much money.

Wait until June/July when then half year reports come in.
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>>338380509
But it isn't absurdly expensive. Go look up any other model company and look at the quality + price.

ALL hobbies are expensive. This meme has got to stop.

Mantic is literally the only one cheaper than GW. Maybe Perry Bros too. But most 28mm heroic scale sci fi shit is more expensive. Puppets war? More expensive. Maxmini? More expensive. Pig Iron? More expensive. Corvus Belli? More expensive. Privateer Press? More expensive. FFG? More expensive.
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Reminder that prince of macedon fucking lost a battle that some first timer marketing warhammer youtube slut beat
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>>338380601
Fuck off mate. I'm not dicksucking anything you shitposting cunt. My hobby is ruined cause people didn't support it enough. Cunts like you ruined something good. Had you supported it, it wouldn't have gone, you keep denying this but it's true.

>>338380573
Then they should have just ended it. As it is, it's in limbo. Just fed up of people moaning when they didn't support shit. My stuff is useless now.
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>>338380714
>>guy literally says he doesn't support AoS

>victim blames the whfb fanbase and sucks Geebub dick
>but guise really I don't support AoS I am just shitting on its haters and telling you that its your fault that it exists

Fuck off shill.
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>>338380821
Reminder that you are all equally inferior to the Mongolian empire.
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>>338380714
>In 2000, a Tactical Marine box cost £15. In 2016 it costs £25. £15 in 2000, when applied to inflation, in 2016, is £22.50. Therefore, the next box is £2.50 more than it was in 2000. But you now have more weapons (guns, melee) and heads and shit. The price matched inflation and the content.
and in 2000, 15 quid was still a ripoff and usually got you more models.

I'm sure you meant to add that in but forgot
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>>338380821
>prince of macedon

Is that guy still making videos? I remember when everyone thought he was the hottest shit in the Total War scene but everyone kinda forgot about him as time went on and new people entered the community
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>>338380893
>victim blames

Hi Anita.
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>>338380883
He says while buying sigmarines and shillling.
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>>338380893
I played WHFB too. I played the same 5 guys.

>victim blaming

Oh you're shitposting. I'm not going to bother, have my (You).
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>>338380821
just wait for legendoftotalwar to absolutely destroy the game
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>>338380898
hi, prince of manlets, when will you learn?
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Can we discuss fucking game without shitstorms about GW?
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>>338380714
Wow nice wall of text in defense of your corporate overlord.

If they get so much money from selling plastic shit maybe they should reconsider if lowering the price would build more market area to profit from than this reboot flipflopping.
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>>338380979
>>338380975
funnier still if the other guy is talking about people who didn't put money down on the stuff, it's like a victim of psychic rape being blamed instead of physical
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>>338380902
Nope. 10 in both. 2016 boxes give more options though.
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>>338380979
Says the fucking shitposter who is craving (you)s like a whore all this thread.
what was the point starting shit about whfb dying in this thread unless you wanted to piss off its fans. you cunt.
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>giving a fuck about AOS and WHFB and whatever.

Why? Games Workshop's tabletop games apart from Lord of the Rings are fucking terrible. The only good thing about GW is the lore and the models.

Seriously just play War of Kings instead, it has better rules and you can use your Warhammer models.

40K should just be abandoned completely, it's a terrible game. How 40K has a billion players and Infinity has like 6 is beyond me.
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>>338381121
>GeeDubs will never return to cartoony 40k
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>>338381163
>How 40K has a billion players and Infinity has like 6
Wut? I thought Infinity was pretty popular.
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>>338371579
This, people thinking Total War is obscure is delusional.
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>>338381104
Because reducing the price won't make more money than it currently is, idiot.

If it was half the price, would you suddenly buy loads? Would they double the amount of sales? They would have to to MATCH what they're currently getting.

You're not a business, they are. They've been around 40 years.

>>338381136
Maybe it's cause people brought up AoS and people are angry their models are worthless and dislike people moaning about something they didn't have investment in?

Dunno, just a though, I'm not that guy.
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>>338381203
Good. Old 40k looked retarded. Even if that meant some of the stuff was retardedly cool, it was not kind to the majority of models.
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>>338370019
>he thinks Total War was an obscure title that nobody ever heard of until now.
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>>338381163
>Mantic shills come into the thread

Right on cue.
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Look at all these shitposts. Time to bring the thread back.

Who /Archaon/ here?
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>>338380786
>ALL hobbies are expensive. This meme has got to stop.

Low your company products price. Now is easier than ever product this kind of plastic things and they are expensive each day.
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>>338381136
I'm not the other guy. I was simply supporting the other guy over the fact that WHFB fans are bitter people who never played the game are moaning about AoS.

We lost something, you didn't.
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>>338381335
I liked old Eldar better.
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>>338381472
Then go tell Puppets War, Maxmini, Pig Iron, Corvus Belli, PP and FFG to lower their prices as well. As they're just as expensive, if not MORE expensive, than GW.
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>>338381436
Chaos fanboys are the worst
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>>338381320
He said lower not cut in half. Sales and price cuts are common business strategies. Also Old GW was not using the same business model as new GW. Times have changed, technology improved, the staff is almost completely different then it was and the board is run by a handful of incompetents who think scrapping a struggling aspect of their business to replace it with something that will compete with the successful part of their business is a good idea
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>>338377886
>You cab't because it isn't.
The lizardmen didn't do shit if it wasn't part of the plan; the lizardmen BUILT the exodus engines because they built the cities; the plan dictates what spawnings are born and there were specific golden crested spawnings made to activate the exodus engines.

It was all part of the plan, it's called plan B.
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>>338381564
>>338381335
>>338381203
Beep beep.
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>>338381601
We sure know how to party though.
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>>338381581
>if not MORE expensive, than GW.
New plastic Ork Megaboss,- 30€
Azra'il - 16.95 €
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>>338381662
>When even Space Marines were funny.
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>>338381647
Sorry, I quoted the wrong person. Meant to do >>338380497 who said cut it in half.

As for board, it's actually improving. They don't have Kirby any more. Rowntree is trying to change shit.
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>>338381662
Nice killa kans
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>>338371093
Wait I know that face.
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>>338381320
>Big Business knows better than you.
I live on this rock long enough to know that how well is company doing has little to do with product quality but calculated marketing and no hesitation to do shitty things to get more $.
Consequentially businessmen of those corporations lack the skill to solve situations on the go (other than use of contacts acquired beforehand) without resorting to fucking people over and are generally soulless beings.
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>>338381736
And? Quality is different and the models are different. Ork comes with more options than Azra'il. Orks aren't monopose if you don't want them to be.

But this is the ultimate thing.

If GW prices were SO steep, then why isn't Infinity or any other Table Top Wargame above them? If it was just about price, right? I mean, surely the Free Market should have them on top? Right?
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>>338381690
>you will never be in a Pleasure World and start a Slaanesh cult
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>>338381690
>music isn't loud enough to extinguish the candles
Yeah this isn't a party.
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>>338381827
>Rowntree is trying to change shit.
Yeah, like he changed Epic scale.
Also, Kirby's still main shareholder.
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>>338381651
>It was all part of the plan, it's called plan B.

It was not a part of the Grand Plan. For the first time in ages the Slaan were doing things that are not a part of the Old One design.

>there were specific golden crested spawnings made to activate the exodus engines.

That mysteriously disappeared and made no mention beyond their singular mention in a WD I believe? The Slaan were mentioned to bet he guy navigating the ships.
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>>338381581
I'm taking the opportunity that an employee like you tell your boss that this is too expensive . When I see an employee of the other companies I will tell them the same.
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>>338381909
I agree GW used to be like that. Not any more. Rowntree has reopened the specialist game studio. He's ordered his media people to ask the players about the game and the rules to fix it (FAQ on Facebook). He's brought in long wanted factions (Ad Mech) and he's ordered AoS to have free rules. He's also put free rules in each 40k box.

He's making changes which are improving GW. I never said they were perfect, under Kriby they were shit and it actually stopped me playing for a long time.
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>>338381929
>Quality is different
Yeah, Azra'il looks much better detailed.
>Ork comes with more options than Azra'il.
CB using more expensive material.
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>>338381929
PP - 2000
Corvus Belli - 2005

GW - 1975

Yeah I'm sure the quality is the only reason they're winning and not the twentyfive to thirty year lead on the competition.
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>buy our shit on pure hype without actually getting enough information about the product and receive this part of the game we locked out so we could jew some money out of you!
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>>338382114
>Not any more.
Dude, EA always will be EA.
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>>338381929
All they have is their brand.
The moment something more popular comes they are dead on the spot.
Without possibility to branch out to poorer markets and countries to gather more attention to the brand their company will eventually implode.

Dawn of War produced massive influx of new player because it renewed its brand recognition.
This is why they reverted their stance on video games.
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>>338382090
to be the guys*

Furthermore, the Slaan had no destination, supplies, an not even stasis pods for their journey. They just drifted into space for countless thousands of years. All the Lizardmen died except for the Slaan who were left alone to stew in their grief, anger, and sadness.

They would have stayed there if Drachothian didn't find them by accident.
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>>338381436
representing

I hate his voice in the game desu, doesn't suit him at all
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>>338379387

Is that a naval ship on stilts being carried into battle?
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>>338374506
>even the room is disgusted
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>>338382093
I don't work for GW. I'm saying, if the price was TRULY too expensive, then GW shouldn't be selling shit loads of 40k still. The other apparently cheaper companies (they're not) should be on top if it's all about money.

GW is shit, but they're better than they were.

>>338382205
But that's not how it works

>This produce is $50
>This product is $25

If it was about money, then the $25 product would be bought if it's the exact same quality (it isn't) and quantity (it isn't).

That's my point anon. Having a 30 year lead doesn't solve shit. People get old, they stop playing. GW need new players, but if it was expensive, they'd go to another company. They don't. Why? If it was truly too expensive, why don't they buy from other people?

>>338382259
I'd rather have a better EA than a shitter EA.
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>>338382239
There's dozens and dozens of hours of gameplay available on twitch and youtube. CA actually did the right thing this time and made a lot of gameplay available before release.
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>>338382337
What's he sound like? Typical evil monster voice? Dr. Claw voice?
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>>338382409
>I'd rather have a better EA than a shitter EA
But EA always will be shit, seriously all those talks about new CEO reminds me 6th ed pre-release, same talks about "finally GW changed, good old GW...".
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Jesus what with the Overniggers and gazillions Overshit threads, it not even out yet
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>>338379149
Does flanking and attacking the rear do anything in TW games? Like if I close up the sides of my army around and just box the enemy forces in on all sides, would I be able to tear the enemy army a new asshole?
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>>338374563
Ant's don't have a king. Only a queen.
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>>338382506
https://youtu.be/NraLUGAPR98?t=5m16s

you can find more examples in the video but its basically this RRAAARGHHH KILLUURGH voice

it's shit
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>>338382819
Does massive morale damage, which wins battles.
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>>338382819
Destroys morale very quickly and the enemy is now struggling on two sides.
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>>338382819
Well the most basic tw strat is to engage someone with infantry and then smash them in the side with cavalry
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>>338376878
>Literally a human with fucked up ears
>Not an alien looking weirdo with completely fucked up proportions
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS UPSETS ME.
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>>338382997
>open video
>british guy yells "Hello guys, and welcome to,,,"
>close video

Every fucking time.
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>>338382409
>GW is shit, but they're better than they were.
Nope, they have better marketing and they have open their mind to put their name in videogames.
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>>338382409
That twenty five years does make a big difference. It let them establish themselves with their own stores, widely recognized branding and a shit tonne of video games and other media. Every mook knows about warhammer and 40k, a lot less people know about Infinity or Warmachine simply because they haven't been exposed to it as heavily.
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>>338381905
Hmn, it fits a few images of her, but not all of them.
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>>338382997
Mannfred also got a shitty voice despite having a canonically sexy voice.
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>>338382409
>I don't work for GW.
So you are simply a drone, shame.
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>>338383143
hmm I thought I put it to 5 min 16 seconds for the voice but whatever
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>>338375880
Are those the peasants that follow the Grail Knights around?
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>>338383241
manfred's such a generic evil voice
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>>338383528
I see what you mean

Also, I fucked up a link time with embedding here yesterday. I think it's an issue on 4chan.

Thanks, senpai.
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>>338379434
Maybe because I find the lore interesting but I'm not autistic enough to spend thousands on massively overpriced bits of plastic?
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>>338383053
How far can cavalry smash? If you caught the enemy infantry in a straight line could cavalry run right through the entire line?
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>>338383081
Anon, I think that you should create a setting that actualy have the elves how you like, this tiggers you too much.
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tfw really tempted to reinstall an old tw but don't want to burn myself out
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