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https://twitter.com/ScrewAttack/status/733390325528428544

So it was revealed lads.

Who takes it?
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Archvie for tweet?

Also, Joker would win because Sweet Tooth is better on the wheel

Also, what's with more PS characters coming to Death Battle? What's next: Spike against Diddy Kong?
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>>338186960
Can't fám, dunno how.

What it showed though was a video of Joker (in 3D) shooting a wheel of Sweet Tooths vehicle which of course must make him unable to use the vehicle.

Reminds me of Fox vs Bucky tbqh fâm.
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>>338187192
ok then, better be true though
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>>338187192
Joker because Batman would never let him die.
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>>338188025
Batman is a shit hero
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>>338188871
Yeah, but he's got an unlimited amount of plot armor
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I want to say sweet tooth unless they use Joker Venom. Sweet Tooth doesn't fuck around and is likely physically stronger than Joker.
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>>338186785
What kind of hobo do you think they'll bring in to do the Joker's Voice?
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Sage.
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>>338186785
Flo vs Jake from state farm.
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>>338186785
In all honesty Sweet Tooth has the advantage, Since 90% of death battles are just Mano-A-Mano combat, If it had time for planning, Schemes and gadgets then Joker might've had a sporting chance, But canon joker has near to NO physical combat ability.
And no, Being able to use A knife efficiently is not better compared to a psychopathic muscleman that rather kills in cold blood than schemes around.

>Implying any of this matters and they arent just going to pick favorites with joker and include things from the cartoons and not the comics
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>>338190938
Why cant they just use text?
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>>338186785
Joker beats Needles hand to hand, but Needles wins if he gets Sweet Tooth.
Seems kind of lopsided either way.
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>>338190740
That depends on the Joker, though. Some incarnations of Joker can match Batman hand to hand somehow and that's not mentioning the Joker Toxin that he always has on him.
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The Joker because he's The Joker and they'd never want to incur the wrath of edgy Joker fanboys.
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>>338191383
Has Needles ever been shown actually fighting people? He can slaughter people pretty easily, sure, but we've only seen one person try to put up a fight against him as far as I'm aware. He's never had to fight someone who has combat training.

>>338193350
>Implying Joker fanboys are any worse than Kratos fanboys
>or Vader fanboys
>or Bayo fanboys
>or fucking Goku fanboys.

Nothing will ever match the anger caused by that first Superman vs. Goku fight.
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I doubt that DB wants to piss off mad Batfags(Although I should call them Jokerfags really) again.
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Can someone explain why the Buu Vs Kirby outcome was right for the wrong reasons?
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>>338193649
You might as well include Doomguy fans as well considering the ones you named there are at least real characters.
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>>338187192
Except Sweet Tooth can turn into a robot. It doesn't matter if he shoots the tires, Needles can pilot a mech just fine.
>>338193242
The laughing gas might not affect Needles at all, he is already a crazed, split personality.
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>>338193649
According to TM Black, Needles Kane broke out of the electric chair with sheer strength and killed 3 trained police officers with his bare hands just because they took his mask off before executing him, so I guess he knows his shit very well.
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>>338193749
Have they ever cared about pissing people off?
Hell, I've heard people make the opposite argument that they choose the loser based off who would piss people off more which probably isn't true either.

>>338193876
Sure, I could also include Zeldafags, Cloudfags, etc, the list goes on really.

>>338194151
I thought the gas was more of a physical poison that just happens to force you to smile? Is it actually more like Scarecrow's fear toxin, then? I'll confess that I don't know much about Joker.

>>338194352
That's true, I forgot about that. That does give him more of an edge, then. I wonder if they're going to include henchmen as well, considering that Needles basically has a cult of thugs following him during Twisted Metal PS3?

Regardless, I can't imagine them not allowing him to use the Sweet Tooth truck, considering that's probably the most iconic part of his character.
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>>338191383
>But canon joker has near to NO physical combat ability.

This is wrong. It's been stated multiple times that Joker is dangerous to approach because his physique and demeanor masks surprising dexterity and strength that he can use to his advantage in hand to hand combat.

He's downed several members of the Bat family in close quarters before, but obviously plot armor usually prevents him from killing them after.
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>>338194645
>I thought the gas was more of a physical poison that just happens to force you to smile?
It depends on who's writing. Sometimes its a neurotoxin that attacks the brain and nervous system, stopping brain and heart function and causing the contortion of the face, sometimes they just laugh until they cannot breathe, sometimes it just puts them in a coma, sometimes its derived from the same stuff as fear gas.
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> inb4 they go with Emperor Joker and just have him beat Sweet Tooth in a similar fashion to how Calypso deals with him
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>>338195797
>The Harley staff has a sad along with joker as he makes Harley into a star

Never noticed that in this wonderful comic
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This isn't even a fight.

Even if this were Nu52 Joker who is immune to fear, pain, telepathic abilities, and is adept enough to fight League of Assassins, Deathstroke, and Batman, he'd still lose. Joker isn't a fighter. He's a final boss who orchestrates Chaos.
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>>338196639
If Needles doesn't get Sweet Tooth, Jokerwank might just save him. That being said, i think the fact that Needles can use shotguns, chainsaws, and his own head as weapons should give him the win no matter what.
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>>338190938
>watching the fight
>Not skipping to who wins
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Man, I kind of want to play Twisted Metal 2 again.
I had already played it a few months back, and I was surprised by how much better Sweet Tooth is in the game than I remembered. I remembered him being trash tier, but he's honestly pretty fun to play as, and it feels like his special recharges really quickly.
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>>338187192
Shooting the tires doesnt exactly stop the guns from working.
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It's a Torrian episode
https://twitter.com/AnimatedTorrii/status/733102297790713856
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>>338195797
>>338196365
Man, any more Joker actually being a half-decent boyfriend to Harley, or hell; anyone? This is the kind of Joker shit I like; a crazed clown villain who wants to beat Batman but has a soft-spot for his fellow inmates.
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So will this come into play?
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>>338193784
Star Rod didn't finish the fight i guess.
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>>338186785
Sweet Tooth
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>>338198601
Of course it is. Needles doesn't have sprites and every other episode this season has been a Torrian episode.

>>338187192
As everyone pointed out, his truck can still become a mech. Not to mention the fact that it's shot at all the time, and the tire has never gone out before.
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>>338194645
Titan Joker is rumored to appear because of image of the animator's desk having a Titan Joker model a while ago
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>>338199204
Only Dante vs Bayonetta and Ratchet and Clank vs Jak and Daxter were animated by Torrian.
Bowser vs Ganondorf and Flash vs Quicksilver were animated by two distinct animators
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>>338198685
So you don't like the Joker then?
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>>338186785
Fuck Joker, Sweet should win.
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>>338191401
They did that for the Doctor Wily vs Robotnik one.

Robotnik had some occasional voice lines though.
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>>338197320
I think he's referring to the Joker's voice actor for the fight
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would pic related put up a good fight against batman?
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>>338199424
>Only Dante vs Bayonetta and Ratchet and Clank vs Jak and Daxter were animated by Torrian.
Exactly, every other episode has been done by Torrian.

So far the season has been
>Dante vs Bayonetta
Torrian
>Bowser vs Ganondorf
Not Torrian
>Ratchet and Clank vs Jak and Daxter
Torrian
>Flash vs Quicksilver
Not Torrian
And now
>Joker vs Sweet Tooth
Torrian

>>338191401
They only do that for characters that traditionally speak through text box only, like >>338199901, where all of Wily's lines were text, while Eggman's were spoken.

>>338200138
Technically he should, but Batwank.
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>>338198493
Yes but it means you can't direct the car and you'd be shooting in one single spot which Joker would have moved out of the way of long before.

>>338199204
Won't deny it can still become a mech though.
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Calling it now
>Titan Joker and Sweet Tooth finish fighting
>The truck is damaged but Joker is lying on the floor wounded
>Sweet Tooth is about to pull the killing blow
>Joker starts laughing
>Kane gets confused
>Joker has a speech of some sort
>He activates Joker venom
>Sweet Tooth starts laughing until he dies
>Boomstick: Looks like Joker got the last laugh
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>>338198685

You're being fined for copious and incorrect use of punctuation.
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>>338200138
>not deathstroke
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Modern bara Sweet Tooth would skullfuck the Joker.
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>>338200394
That's completely reliant on what canon of Joker Venom they use. If its the one that behaves like fear gas, all needles is going to do is laugh a bit harder when he roasts joker over his head.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKWLq1OQ3tI
Remember when they were going to make a Sweet Tooth solo action game? Glad that shit never happened
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>>338200138
He definitely can if he's voiced by Steve Blum.
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>>338200224
congrats. you took out the usefulness of his machine gun and nothing else.
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>>338200394
>Implying Kane would stop for that.
If the guy is one thing, it's merciless.

>>338200653
No they weren't. They were going to add on foot sections to Twisted Metal Black II, though, which never happened for good reason.

>>338200224
Homing Missiles.
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>>338200854
>Already acknowledged it can still become a mech
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
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If the Joker lost how many people would be angry?
How many people would be pissed off if Harley Quinn got caught in the crossfire?
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>>338200653
Is he autistic?
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>>338200653
It was just an idea Jaffe had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5fUXdPEhI
It's like Ed Boon with Scorpion
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The real question is can the Joker beat HAROLD THE WACKY LUNCH SACK?
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>>338201303
Jaffe? No he's just insane.
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>>338200138

Yes.

Batman may know a bunch of Marital Arts, but he isn't the best fighter in the DC universe. Batman will lose if it's purely about hand to hand combat. Batman has lost fist fights to much lesser fighters.
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>>338201587
Jaffe is a cool dude probably one of the few AAA devs that would stop and talk with his fans like a normal person.
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>>338199604
>Bigger girth
>Better and more practical weapons (Going by PSASBR)
>Sweet Bot
The only advantage the Joker really has in this fight is experience and unpredictability.
Sweet Tooth should take this
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i don't need Screwattack to tell me how little I've come to care about the joker lately
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>>338186785
people still go on ScrewAttack? Man, last time I went there it was 2009 for AVGN
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>>338202654
Death Battle is the only thing keeping it alive really
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>>338186785
Needles takes it. Joker likes a show, but Sweet Tooth is just a straight up killer. He'll kill the clown prince of crime while he's busy grandstanding
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>>338195797
If they use emperor joker, they have to use TW4 Sweet Tooth, where he had Calypso's ring.

I can actually see that. Joker says a badly phrased joke that can be interpreted in a broad way, and Needles straight up fucks him with the classic Twisted Metal ending
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>>338202835
>Sweet Tooth grabs Joker by the collar
>Joker: Why so seriou-
>Sweet Tooth: SHUT UP AND BLEED, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>Joker is gored everywhere
>It's the most brutal Death Battle to date
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>>338202812
huh, you weren't kidding
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LE PREP TIME
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>>338202176
He's a cool guy, unless you're writing for a game rag.
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>>338203321
Prep time isn't allowed in Death Battle
That's why Batman lost to Spider Man
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>>338203084
yea but cape shit is so popular these days so jewhoker is gonna win
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>>338203768
Raiden still killed Wolverine
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THAT FUCKING LAUGHING SOUND WHEN SWEET TOOTH SPECIAL IN TWISTED METAL 4.
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>>338201270
That image is so facebook it's not even funny.
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>>338200138
>taskmaster with prep time
>batman with prep time
>taskmaster assumes batman will operate on his normal rules
>batman brings a gun
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>>338202176
He used to be really cool, but he's really fallen from grace recently.

https://twitter.com/davidscottjaffe/status/729131922413129728

It's a shame.
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>>338203396
I think they also said that Spider-Man could out-preptime him if they let them.
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Sweet Tooth can hold his own (if briefly) against Kratos, and he is just a mortal man, Sweet Tooth's gunna destroy Joker
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>>338203873
>Playing Twisted Metal 4

>>338204486
>Implying PAS:BR is canon.
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>>338199528
>implying joker wasn't like this in adam wests batman
>implying he wasn't like this in the animated series
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>>338204486
>crossover fighting game where anyone can fight anyone
>canon
Nice meme
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>>338204125
Did retard on the right not get the memo it was DC?
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>>338186785
People actually watch these and take them seriously and discuss them?
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>>338204767
TM2 and TM3 were better of course but i still had a blast with TM4.
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>>338204767
Not Him but I have a feeling they'll use his arsenal from that game for the Death Battle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1nnHbF7CrM
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>>338204939
>Playing TM3

>>338204989
Honestly, it wouldn't shock me if they did. They've used Smash feats for Yoshi and Luigi, so I guess bringing in his bullshit super Sweet Tooth from TM4 and giving him attacks from All-Stars is fair game too.
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>>338204924

Yes. Autism is extremely common on this board.
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>>338205207
TM2 had a fantastic OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLFok2t605k
How fucked is Joker if they allow Needles to use Dark Tooth and Tower Tooth?
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>>338204939
TM3 is generally considered to be the low point in the Twisted Metal series, with TM4 being considered better, but nowhere near as good as the others (especially TM2 and Black).
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So is this inevitable?
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>>338205502
If there's one thing I've realized while on /v/, it's that a surprising amount of people have nostalgia for TM3 and 4.
I actually have many fond memories of playing TM3 with my grandpa, but playing it again the flaws are pretty obvious.
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>>338205663
Yeah and scout will lose sadly
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>>338206037
>Fast person with gun vs. Fast person with gun with time travel
I mean it makes sense.
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>>338205663

No one in Team Fortress 2 is even the best at what they do.

Tracer is a super hero.

Scout is a virgin who only gets pity handjobs from Miss Pualine.
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>>338206294
Don't forget with gloves on
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>>338206294
C H I C K E N
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>>338206258
>>338205663
Scout can double jump and he has 3 weapons (and a baseball)
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>"Cartoon Fight Club" of AnimationRewind would be a great Death Battle alternative if they took the series a little bit more seriously and their animations and humor weren't so terrible, because the guys doing the research for the fights do a better work than Screwattack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYmJ9sRq_zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-mtDxB7cc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGH8bdjo1PQ
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>>338206693
>If this show wasn't completely awful, it would be good!
Fuck off.
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>>338206693
Yeah, no.

>>>/co/82937684

Said guy who argued CA is on Thors and Hulks level used "lol u salty" tier arguements as well.

CFC is absolute garbage.
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So this is dream Sweet Tooth we're talking about here?
Because TM:B was just a dream that scrawny, wacky Sweet Tooth was having.
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>>338207560
2012 Sweet Tooth
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>people take screw attack seriously in 2016

neo-/v/ everybody
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>>338206693
Refer to >>338207135 and fuck off with your shitty meme show. The worst part about it is that the creator of this abomination legitimately thinks that his crappy show has potential.
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>>338203084
>Only knows the Joker from a TDK quote that every fucking normie knew before the movie ever came out
Fuck off
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>>338207652
I see. Don't know that one. I gave up on car combat games after Head On.
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>>338207754
It just sounds like something Screwattack would do
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>>338205663
>>338206037
>>338206258
Obvious results aside, how would a Death Battle between respawning entities work out? Would they be pulled out of their respawn zone and fight till one dies, or will they just fight on a game stage that lets respawns work, fight till one of them dies, have the other declared a winner and bro it out after the loser respawns?
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>>338207560
Nah. Sweet Tooth was retconned into being buff as hell in the "colorful" universe as well, as seen in Head-On, a sequel to TM2.
And it's probably 2012 Sweet Tooth, as another anon said.

>>338207802
Really? I enjoyed Head On, myself.
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>>338204125
Really Jaffe? You're gonna try to make comments about sexism? Kratos, Dollface, Raven?
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>>338207886
Uehhhhh, fair enough
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>>338207929
That depends on how long it takes to respawn. Technically Raiden can respawn, but he still lost to Thor.
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How do twisted metal games play? Racing? What's the best one?
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>>338204464
Problem is that Peter really can't out prep time bats. He has the resources but not the network. He really can't figure out weaknesses and shit anywhere near as easily as Bruce, let alone would want to. You think if Spiderman caught a batarang with a note attached saying "One week from now, at x location, i'm gonna kick your ass -Batman" he would treat it with any degree of seriousness? He would think he'd have another shocker or chameleon.
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>>338207929
I think they just die once and that's it
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>>338207952
Don't get me wrong, I loved Head On.
That's kind of why I stopped. It was a true sequel to TM2, and a proper send off for the genre.
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>>338208124

Mario Kart battle mode to the max
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>>338208124

Like Mario Kart battle mode but with guns and shit, you drive around in third person view killing other drivers
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>>338208124
You choose a car, and then you blow up all the other enemy cars in the stage with weapons you pick up. Every car also has a special weapon that charges up over time, a machine gun with infinite ammo but low damage output, and certain special moves you can use via inputs, at the cost of energy. You win when every other combatant is dead.
The series is known for its dark humor, diverse and interesting cast of characters/vehicles, and for its destructible stages.

>>338208391
Ah, that makes sense. I personally enjoyed 2012, but it's pretty different from the others, so it's not for everyone.
I would personally love another classic TM game, though.
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>>338194645
>Have they ever cared about pissing people off?
Aren't they the ones that made Starscream lose to a pony?
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>>338207975
>fictional game characters can't be sexist
t.David Jaffe
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>>338208960
>>338208124
Oh yeah, and as for the games in the series.
TM1 feels outdated, and is kind of hard to play.
TM2 also shows its age, but it's a very solidly designed game that's still fun to play, and is arguably the best game in the series.
TM3 and 4 suck.
Small Brawl is a more kid friendly approach to the series, but is also surprisingly fun. Worth playing if you're into the series.
Black is by far the darkest game in the series, and is pretty fun. Probably the hardest game of the bunch, though.
Head-On is a sequel to 2, and is a very fun game. Get the PS2 version over the PSP version, since the PS2 version has way more in it.
2012 is the most recent game, and it's decently fun, although it lacks the huge cast of the previous games, and the story is more hit and miss. Still fun, and the multiplayer is great.
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>>338209145
>the ones that made Starscream lose to a pony

>implying Jobberscream could beat a pony even on his best day
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>>338200631
>The flames on his head ignites the gas
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>>338209346
This is pretty much exactly how I've always viewed the games. TM1 it's not so much that it's harder to play but it's just clunky as it's the first in the series and everything was more polished throughout.
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>>338209250
How perfectly hypocritical so that he's protected from the same shit he esposes. Perfect.
>>338209836
That would honestly be the best ending: Joker Venom ignites all the way through Jokers costume and he bursts into flames. Needles hits him in the car just like he were another spectator in the contest. But we all know that they're gonna pull out the titan joker bs.
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>>338210096
Hopefully it could happen after Sweet Bot vs Titan Joker
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I'd say Sweet Tooth all things considered, but knowing ScrewYouAttack, they'll make it Joker because of some obscure thing that happened in Batman Issue # 227
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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
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Alright guys, any Death Battle fantasies you want realized?
It's a fucking long-shot, but I love to see them do this battle.
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>>338206445
Tracer has the better accent
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>>338211068
>Literally who vs. Peacock
You're more likely to see that in OMM, but they've already used Peacock.
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>>338211068
Dio vs Alucard.
Dio should stomp though
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>>338211225
It's that girl from that shitty manga who uses nonsensical gory violence on the MC as a form of "Humor"

>And then she crushes his head with a giant metal spiky bat LMAO xDDD

Fucking trash
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>>338211068
>"The battle had ended. "winner: Jenkins" the text promps said. Kirito grinded his beaten face into the cobblestone street, tears streaming from his face once more. "I can't do it. Why can't I do it?!" He thought to himself. The town had fallen completely silent aside from his whimpering echoes. Soon his thoughts were interrupted and another sound filled the air. Jenkins greesy hairy scrutum gently lapped against his forehead. Again. And again. He laid their in disbelief, his tears dry for the first time in weeks. He... He was being tea bagged. The great black swordsman was being tea bagged. He let out a roar of frustration and curled into the fetal position, crying harder than he ever had before as the heavy nuts of Jenkins slapped him in the face again and again. After what felt like hours, it ceased. Kirito looked up, stars and tears in his eyes as Jenkins sheathed his HD balls back in his level 1 white rarity cloth pants. "Git gud scrub" he said as he strolled over his body and into the tavern."
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>>338211068
Carnage vs. Alex Mercer/James Heller

I would love to see that fight so much, but I doubt they'll ever do it.
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>>338211068
>>338211426
Oh and Doomguy vs Master Chief rematch
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>>338186785
Ecelebs are not videogames, underage.
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>>338211426
Alucard would win due to unavoidable soul steal that works during frozen time
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>>338211597
Death Battle once considered Green Lantern vs Carnage during their early years but scrapped it according to an interview
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>>338212000
>Green Lantern vs Carnage
How the hell would that even work?
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>>338211976
Soul steal?
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>>338212051
They said it was because they can form constructs IIRC
Again this was in their early years when they tried to avoid stomps.
Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker was originally going to be Harry Potter vs Aang.
They changed it when they watched the finale of Avatar
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>>338212000
I know about that, but I mean let's be real that's a retarded onesided matchup, and they probably realized that with a little research.
The only thing that really gives me hope is the fact that they said that they would like to use Carnage, and Mercer/Heller would be perfect opponents for him.
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>>338211976
Wrong Alucard.
>>338212051
They use Guacomole Hal.
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>>338212210
Popular match ups for Alex Mercer requested by fans tend to be either against Carnage, Venom, or Cole Macgrath
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>>338212075
>>338212313
Well excuse me for thinking this discussion is even slightly vidya related.
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>>338212412
All Stars and Eyes of Heaven :^)
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>>338212384
I'm just worried that they'll go with Cole vs. Alex instead, which just strikes me as a less interesting matchup.
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>>338198798
will they chortle at his boners?
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>>338204125
Didn't know he was that insane
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>>338205663

Scout wins because he's a better character, has more balanced weapons, and is better designed. He's not cheap trashy fanservice aimed at horny kids.
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Which Twisted Metal vehicle is the best?
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>>338217046
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>>338217046
Thumper
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There's no chance Joker will lose, he's too popular, and noone knows who Sweet Tooth is anymore besides oldfags
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>>338218118
I can think of just as many episodes where the more popular character has lost as I can of episodes where the less popular character did.
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>>338186785
Who the fuck is "Sweet Tooth"?
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>>338186785
>>338186960
>Joker
>ever being a fist fighter
what he uses tricks and toys/weapons
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Twisted Metal 2 is best game
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>>338204486
And more impressively, (because let's be real here) Revengeance Raiden.
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>>338205663
Scout does more damage relative to his game's cast. Plus he's faster, and can stun Tracer.

Tracer has more sustained DPS than Scout, relatively, but has to cancel some of that if she ever gets shot at.

There's honestly better match ups out there. Winston vs. Heavy, Engineer vs. Bastion, Pyro vs. Mei, and the Medic vs. Mercy with a lesson in why you never cross the beams
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What makes twisted metal 3 and 4 suck?
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>>338222419
Poor, clunky controls.
Shitty physics.
The story is awful, the endings have some of the worst acting and writing I've ever seen.
The new characters are shitty and poorly designed, completely contrast the rest of the series.
None of the charm of the other games, the people who made these games didn't understand what made Twisted Metal "Twisted Metal".
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>>338222840
hmm I see...
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