I want to marry Pharah and make her my beautiful bride!
>>338129314
she's not real
>>338129314
Go to bed Mercy.
>>338129314
this is a nice bird
Disgusting waifufaggots, you are no better than casuals or sjws in my opinion.
>>338129838
Good thing nobody asked for your opinion.
>>338129314
Kora jasmine knockoff
>>338129314
I should reinstall ut2k4 for some rocket spamming before Tuesday.
Keep trying loser, she's mine.
>>338129884
No one asked you to keep spamming your shitty waifus from a shitty game mad e by shitty developers that swindle people daily
>>338129951
You fucking wish, bitch. She's my egyptian goddess forever
>>338130034
I-I did, Anon
She might be gay, the devs said multiple people in the cast were gonna be.
>>338130034
I did.
>>338130108
Whoa hey, hey, no need to get so violent. She's yours man.
>>338130204
COULD IT BE?
>>338129314
I like all these waifus (except the dyke and fat one) just as much as the next fag but, you actual waifu fags take it too far for me.
>>338130305
I like the dyke
where da webms
>>338130301
We won't find out anytime soon or within this year so just go bury your hope in it's grave.
>>338130386
Zarya is clearly going to be heterosexual.
>>338130171
>>338130224
So you're just going to fucking forgive all the stupid bullshit Blizzard did over the years, because they put shitty no effort no personality waifus in a shitty half baked game?
i don;t play this faggot game is this like mecha chun li or something?
>>338130449
I was never a Blizzard fag anyway so yeah.
>>338130447
I hope so
>>338130447
Would be nice.
>>338130495
Do you have any fucking pride or taste?
>>338130718
>having pride
begone sinner
>>338130386
I want her to snu snu the fuck out of me.
>>338129314
Good taste anon. She and Mercy would make the best wives.
>>338130495
Why do gamers decide what game they play by companies? What happened to playing games you want to play because its fun
>>338130656
God DAMN I want tokissher so bad
>this stays up
>shrimp battle thread with development progress being shown off is taken down
>>338130204
>the devs said multiple people in the cast were gonna be.
What if the only gays are the hairy guy and all the robots?
>>338131247
There's two robots and which hairy guy?
>>338131196
I think the mods have lost their sanity. Years of deleting shitposting will do that to you
>>338130602
pacman throwing up
>>338131039
Nigga, I'm playing Overwatch because it's fun. I was saying that I was never attached or cared about any Blizzard practices in the first place because I never played much of their games.
>>338131326
I dunno. Torbjörn.
Or McCree, gay cowboy.
>>338131101
I wish there was more decent art of her and Pharah both. There's so little.
>>338131421
You like video games don't you? Blizzard's success is bad for video games just as EA or Ubisoft's success does
>>338131503
>abs ripped as fuck
>arms are not
So close
>>338129348
FPBP
>>338131524
Are they based in North Korea or something?
>>338131682
Yeah not sure how blizz is as bad as ea.
>>338131682
Apparently so.
>>338131039
You mean you don't have a list of "muh gaymer principles" check list before buying a game you want? you can borrow my fedora
>>338131561
They'll never capitalize on her arms. Still I hope that future pictures her muscles nice instead of making her a hyper monstrosities.
>>338132446
This is nice work
>>338130386
EYE MUZT BEREAK YEW
Will Zarya ever have a syka blat line?
>>338131561
Not ripped as fuck, but those are some Olympic-tier arms.
Sorry to break it to you guys but we all know that the only gay couple is going to be Torbjörn and Winston.
>oh look it's a Blizzard employee thread again
>>338134463
Mercy
>>338134463
mercy, but I think d.va has better porn at the moment
>>338134463
Reaper
>>338134463
The one and only best girl.
>>338134463
>>338134463
d.va is the cutest but mercy appeals to my mommy fetish
>>338134739
I hope they make it canon that she is quad amputee. Nothing makes me harder than a fucknugget with brown skin
>>338135479
what the fuck, no. Plus the Pharah comic today will eliminate all thart amputee bulshit
>>338135479
We can't all have dreams come true.
>>338135581
>>338135592
>not liking a woman being completely at your mercy with no way out
>only thing she can do is beg and grit her teeth when you do anything to her
>>338135805
No reason to want a game to give a character a backstory just to pander to your shitty fetish
>>338135960
check your ableist priviledge
>>338134463
>>338135805
>needing a woman to be an amputee to have that
So you're just weak willed? Damn that must suck.
>>338136001
check your autism
Which skin is the best Pharah skin?
>>338129314
FUCKING YURI FAGS
>>338136174
Anubis one for sure. The Native American ones are also nice but I don't really like the face paint
>>338134463
Brown Samus
>>338129314
>Pharah
>shitty and clumsy suit
>sandnigger
>>338136538
End yourself
>>338136538
Strictly speaking, sandniggers arecaucasian.
>>338135581
>Pharah comic today
When?
>>338136538
this desu
she could have at least been zero suit version
I hope there are some good skins
>>338136873
>she could have at least been zero suit version
Nah, fuck off with that shit. Power armors are great.
>>338136818
When do they usually get posted? Probably later in the day than in the morning.
>>338136434
My man, a shame her helmet isn't a completely closed one like on the mecha skins. Would make the anubis and jackal look real nice.
>>338136818
>https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/symmetra-a-better-world
Whenever it gets uploaded, it will be here somewhere
>>338134463
MODS
>tfw Anubis Pharah
>>338134463
>that zarya sfm
wow....this is better than 3D and JAV at this point
>>338136913
>Power armors are great.
Take off this toy before someone gets hurt.
Where is the video game discussion?
>>338131410
Fucking kek
>>338137246
Overwatch is... a videogame?
So what's a good way to become decent with her? Treat her concussion as an emergency escape or to fuck up widows and all that but how good are her normal rockets? It felt like the damage was pithy and direct hits were better than indirect.
>>338137384
Always go direct, use ult defensively, don't boost up all the time, use the arm rocket as much as you can, don't even bother trying to play her if the other team has a good widowmaker
>>338137461
You can use her ult when ambushing as well.
>>338137384
Concussions are also pretty good for environmental kills. I got a PotG just shooting one at the hill on that map where it's in a platform surrounded by abyss. I knocked like 5 people to their deaths.
>>338137384
If they have hitscan people don't fly around all the time. Honestly, if they have hitscan people you probably shouldn't even use Pharah, but if they're not great you can make it work.
The biggest problem Pharah has is that McCree, Widowmaker and Soldier 76 are three of the best picks for almost any situation, so the odds of there being at least 1-2 of them on the other team are very high. I'm not even sure how you remedy that to make her more viable.
Does the concussive rocket travel much faster than normal left clicks?
i was wondering if was possible to, like, solo ally-oop somebody into the path of your main attacks
>>338137076
>>https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/symmetra-a-better-world
That art is disappointing.
>>338137650
>The biggest problem Pharah has is that McCree, Widowmaker and Soldier 76 are three of the best picks for almost any situation, so the odds of there being at least 1-2 of them on the other team are very high. I'm not even sure how you remedy that to make her more viable.
Give her a bit more HP. And Pharahs should adjust their playstyle according to the enemy team, and not spend most of their time slowly gliding through the air if those characters are against them.
>>338137669
Most likely, also might not suffer from an arc or gravity.
>>338137821
250 health would help against McCree and somewhat against Soldier 76 but probably wouldn't do shit against Widowmaker... that would be enough to make her decent. I think it would probably make her kind of disgusting against mediocre players, though.
The problem is that if you're not gliding you're just Rocket Girl. Concussion Blast isn't super useful from the ground and her other ability just makes her fly. She's a rocket gun and nothing else. At that point you may as well point Junkrat.
>>338138057
What if she was like Zenyatta and had a portion of her current health turned into armor?
>>338137650
Rockets don't have damage falloff over distance. 76 and McCree's weapons do. So as long as you're staying at long range, you should be able to effectively harass without taking excessive damage that a nearby lucio aura or quick mercy beam wouldn't fix.
>>338137669
Much, much faster. I don't have exact numbers, but probably 200% rocket speed. At mid-close range, it's very possible to double up a regular rocket and an E to push someone way out of position (which makes their movements easy to guess, which makes follow-up rockets very easy.)
>>338138057
>At that point you may as well point Junkrat.
Except she'd still be better at getting around the map, reaching more favorable positions, getting behind enemy lines, etc.
But yes, Junkrat is generally a much stronger character.
>>338138102
That would help against 76, somewhat against McCree at ranges where he has decent falloff, wouldn't do shit against Widow (would be worse than 250 health, actually). All armor does is reduce damage by 5 or cut it in half, whichever is smaller. It mostly mitigates rapid fire guns like Tracer, particularly if you're at range and the damage is already minimal because of damage falloff on hitscan attacks.
>>338138258
>Rockets don't have damage falloff over distance. 76 and McCree's weapons do. So as long as you're staying at long range, you should be able to effectively harass without taking excessive damage that a nearby lucio aura or quick mercy beam wouldn't fix.
That's true, but they're also slow. At long enough ranges to reduce damage from hitscan you're not going to get consistent directs if they know you're there, and they're going to chip you down. It's always a favorable engagement for Soldier 76 since even if you both cripple each other he can heal, and if McCree hits you in the head even once you have to drop immediately or you're dead.
Also, don't forget that 76 has a rocket launcher, too. Helix Rockets are way the fuck faster than Pharah's and do the exact same damage. One direct and you're fucked - and since she's so slow in the air it's actually easier for him to get a direct on her than vice versa.
>>338138430
So much art shows Tracer without her chest tether, but without that she turns into a time ghost.
How does she even take a shower? She must smell awful.
>>338129314
>another shitty waifu thread without any videogames discuss
nice one mods.
>>338138613
Well, I guess a logical explanation would be that since thanks to space magic science the Chronal Accelerator creates a field in space that allows Tracer to exist normally, the field that it creates around tracer might not fade immediately so she can sleep andhave hot sweaty anal sexwithout fading instantly - but little by little she starts disappearing again if she doesn't wear it for, say, 24 hours.
Blizzard is really good at creating good characters with shit writing.
>>338131749
Blizzard are pure cancer,every genre they've entered they have ruined or outright killed. They make polished, soulless garbage.
>>338138613
Sponge bath?
>>338138613
It's probably water proof. Her becoming lost in time also probably isn't an immediate thing.
>>338129314
Shouldn't you be tending to the injured, Mercy?
>>338138442
At those ranges, it's a matter of experience with the rocket launcher. You have splash and only really have to track them on one axis, they have to track you on two. You probably shouldn't expect a kill at those ranges, but you can easily put heavy pressure on them (and anyone else near them) and force a disengage, which allows your team to push forward. Pharah's mobility and unparallelled Z-axis gives her exceptional map visibility and lack of range falloff should let her pick when and where to harass defenders. She's not as strong of a pick on Defense, but still viable if the enemy comp is particularly heavy on short range characters like rheinhardt, mei, tracer, ect. Pharah can produce enormous damage at range, but lacking any sort of headshot or secondary weapon, her burst means her TTK is very disadvantageous at close range unless you can absolutely nail the juggle and control the engagement from the start.
>>338129314
I want her to shit in my mouth!
>>338139225
I thought I was the only one.
>>338138925
Both are doable.
>>338129314
I want to draw on her tattoo with my penis
Egyptians are the only acceptable africans you can fuck
>>338137384
Lots and lots of practice. If Rocket Arena 3 is any indication, direct hits from the ground are a losing game before 250hr or so of practice, and even then it's going to be reliant on luck and enemy stupidity.
Thankfully, Pharah can easily come at opponents from above, which means even if you're close, you'll hit the ground right next to them, knocking them to a predictable location. This is how you kill people as Pharah. Your first rocket should be aimed for where they will be, your second rocket aimed for where they will be after being knocked back from the first, and depending on if your first actually connected or not, your third will be a kill shot or your first retry.
Concussion is like a cheatermode first rocket if you're using it offensivley. It's MUCH faster, the knockback radius is double a normal rocket, and the knockback is stronger. You can easily use this to position someone for a rocket juggle. Knocking them into a corner is basically cheating because you just have to lob rockets at the corner and the successive knockbacks will force them back into the corner until they die.
>>338139996
Probably because they're actually Arabs?
There's more genetic diversity in Africa than the rest of the world put together. I'm sure you can find something you don't mind.
>>338140145
Which is why the term "african american" is so fucking stupid
>>338140145
>Arabs?
Quit lieing Mohammad, they're different enough that they don't fall into the catach-all that is applied to arabs. Just like how Persia has their own cultural identity that wasn't destroyed by islam.
>>338140145
No they are not, they speak arabic but ethnically are completely distinct and look different.
>>338130204
They should make literally every character in the game gay except for Zarya.
>>338136174
that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH6ZiySBy_w
>>338140672Zarya x Reinhardt?
>>338129913
But she isn't an eskimo or a durka durka
>>338140829
Man, I hope if Pharah gets a short they do some sort of itano circus homage
>>338140979
Hopefully they all get one even if they have a comic. I'd love to a Reinhardt one where he reminisces about being a hero in his prime.
>>338140878
She'd probably break him in half over the course of a year.
>>338129314
rice rains from above!
>that lower tattoo
Athena is lewd! LEWD!
>>338129314
>Liking black women
>>338129838
It's fucking normies like you that continuously buy fucking COD, Halo, Assassins's Creed, all the other trippple AAA garbage that have ruined this industry and now it's nothing but shit games being made to cater to your low-end, pea-brained gaming skill.
Fuck you and your shit opinion.
>>338142491
She's brown not black.
>>338142491
egyptians arent black
>>338142491
>Egyptians
>black
WE WUZ
>>338142491
Fucking nubians with their bad eyesight
>>338142560
>>338142649
>>338142734
It's funny how Egyptians wants and claims to be white and how blacks say they were once egyptian kings and shieet
>>338130034
I did actually ask him.
>>338142829Egyptians are Mediterranean and therefore white
>>338142917
>Egyptians
>White
>Mediterrean
>White
enough of that girly shit
Who is best boy and why is it Hanzo?
>>338142829
>brown being the same as white
Keep digging.
>>338143012
Best boy isTracer
>>338143012
Go make a husbando thread if you wanna state facts.
>>338142995
>proving how dumb you are by posting a meme about a completely unrelated county
Good job, now go back to /pol/.
>>338143135
I don't want the board to end up with multiple threads for one game
>>338143126
>you will never fuck trap tracer until he comes and paints his belly white
why
even
fucking
live
>>338142198
where is this from?
>>338143201
Hello cuck, that is a /int/ meme, go back to your cuckshed and stop posting
>>338143304
could Tracer then go back to experience the orgasm again?
>>338143354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIwGKDwnWY
>>338131503
>nice..nice...
>nose is darkened
Dropped.
>>338143203
You make a good case. It's settled Hanzo is best husbando while Pharah and Mercy are best waifus.
>>338143126
Big, floppypancake.
>>338143382
Tracer can go back and keep his boypussy virginity if he wants to
Pharah's mom is cute
>>338143126
>trap tracers mom will never teach him how to pleasure you
Just end it all already
>>338142829
Egypt was white before it got invaded by shitskins.
>>338143428
thanks bud
>>338143934
WE WUZ WHITE BOYS AND SHIEET
>>338143814
If the rumored sniper support turns out to be Pharah's mom I hope they have some adorable pre-match lines of mom embarrassing daughter in front of her friends.
>>338138430
>A young(er) mercy
Is there more
>>338144068
It wouldn't really be embarrassing. It'd be awkward and most likely cold.
>>338142539
>You have to be either a brain damaged waifufag or a turbonormie
kys my man
>>338144068
Pharah's mom is probably with the bad guys now
>>338144068
I hope she embarrasses pharah by undressing herself and forcing pharah to eat out her koochie.
DAMN
>>338144135
Very naisu.
>>338144238
Only thing known about Ana in the present is that she's MIA and assumed KIA
>>338144418
That's why I safely assume that she's with the bad guys
Pharah seems to know more than other overwatch members
>>338144510
Well, presumed KIA was the same status Morrison has and he's Soldier 76. It could go either way - she could be Reaper 2.0 or Soldier 76 2.0 as far as backstory goes.
Sombra could also just be someone else entirely.
>>338144510
What?
>>338144068
>>338144238
>she's on the enemy team
>>338129314
scat fetishist confirmed
Blizzard only confirmed one character will be gay, I don't see where you guys are getting "multiple" characters are shit.
Does anyone have "I can show you the world?"
>>338144684
Pharah tells others that they probably didn't know her mom when they start to compare her with her mom. I assume Pharah has a better knowledge of her mom's true self than the Overwatch members and that's one of the reasons why she decided to pursue a military route like her mom: to not make the same mistakes or shit like that. Or she could be mad at her because of that one time when her mom didn't buy her a vanilla shake.
>>338142198
Why are those soldiers so sad?
>>338129314
Post more best girls
>>338144890
It's because she lives in her Mom's shadow and saw her in private than what the other members probably viewed her as, got to live through her mom's parenting as well. She went into the military because, oddly enough, Ana is her hero and wanted to make her proud by getting into OW without relying on jer.
>>338144890
>Pharah tells others that they probably didn't know her mom when they start to compare her with her mom. I assume Pharah has a better knowledge of her mom's true self than the Overwatch members
This is the most common cliche with characters with distant parents and the entire point is the child DOESN'T know their parent as well as the others.
>>338144963
They're stuck in a gearbox game
>>338145056
>>338145080
Amazing do you have >>338144838?
>>338145080
>limbs
>>338145061
I know about the cliche, I just thought that Blizzard would at least try to make a 1 character that isn't a copy of a random tvtropes page.
>>338130034
I too specifically requested his presence here.
>>338145417
Thanks this is the best shit.
Post more Pharah
>>338146362
Do you have some hidden away you aren't sharing with the class?
>>338129314
Congrats, at least you're not one of those degenerate D.Va and Mercy "waifu"posters. I hope all of them play on NA or on other servers so I won't have to deal with their degeneracy when I play.
>>338146591
why does an egyptian have a native american alternative look?
>>338143428
>Roadhog got into Overwatch
How did he pass the interview
Where did all this 'Pharah x Mercy' stuff come from?
>>338144068
>adorable pre-match lines of mom embarrassing daughter in front of her friends
Pharah and her mother does not have a good relationship
https://youtu.be/yqIKRL_5f6o?t=73
>>338146918
They synergise amazingly in game, Mercy's wings are basically there for her to fly with Pharah
Plus they are cute as fuck together.
pharah is
>black
>indian
>muslim
>amputee
>lesbian
man, blizzard really going all out to make such a diverse character
>>338147132
She's literally none of those things
>>338146918
Mechanical synergy and the idea of a Soldierxmedic, the jobs not tf2, pairing being slightly common in romance. More the synergy.
>>338147185
It's the flying.
>tfw you used to love Pharah
>tfw your waifu changed to Blueberry
>>338146787
No one is really sure. Maybe their in the reformed Blackwatch.
At least this waifu obsession will die down once the game is released.
>>338147314
Being scared away by a cougar is very understandable Lena.
>>338147162
except one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE
>>338129535
>>338131324
Why is that a thing? Pharrah isn't a tank, and she's really mobile so tethering to her is difficult, so why is that pairing a thing?
>>338147826
flying
>>338147826
>So tethering to her is difficult
Mercy has an ability that's basically there so she can hang out with Pharah.
>Use guardian angel
>Hold space bar, and your descent is slowed
>You can now chill out in the sky with pharah for awhile and boost her damage to make her a one-woman airstrike
>>338147826
Damage boost, I know it's hard to imagine but Mercy can do more than heal and Tracer's the hardest one to follow.
Still good Mercy players don't pocket.
>>338147537
I mean she might be Muslim, but she has a facial tattoo (of an ancient egyptian religious symbol), so who knows? She's probably not coptic, they tend to have lighter skin, but this is the future anyway, who knows what religion is like in Egypt.
>>338148050
How far into the future is overwatch supposed to be? Who knows what religions really still stand. I mean there's robot monks.
>>338147826
gliding to Pharrah is one of the best ways to get out of a sticky situation. She's very easy to tether if you hover near her, or if shes low enough you can hide behind a wall in perfect safety while she can still operate efficiently. She is also a prime candidate for damage boosting because those rockets hurt
>>338147826
The worst Mercies are the ones that just stick to the tanks all the time, when in reality they are often the ones who need healing LEAST, let alone the fact that her damage boost is what really makes her a game changer.
>Waifuing muslims
>>338148050
She a pharaoh. Pharaoh Pharah.
>>338148050
Yeah I'd say that Egyptian symbol would be considered Haram like 95% of things that exist.
>>338148215
>That mercy that heals nobody but the full HP Reinhardt with his shield up
luckily I rarely see them because I'm usually the one playing her, but they exist. and they hurt to watch.
>>338148250
Tattooed on your face, yeah.
And don't act like there is any kind of centralised muslim ideology, that's not how it works.
>>338136174
She has several good skins.
Thunderbird
Anubis
Mechaqueen
I hope they add a function that allows you to tick off what skins/emotes/win poses/ you want to cycle through.
>>338148339
The amount of times I've died while standing directly in front of said mercy spamming "HEAL ME" as she merrily continues to pump her heal stream into the full health Reinhardt with his shield up
>>338144068
So what are your hopes for Sombra?
I'm hoping she'll be able to fire healing darts at allies, headshots heal more.
>>338144068
Her mum and her are estranged. I'm sure Pharah doesn't like her, with good reason.
>>338148043
>>338148215
Yeah I know good Mercy doesn't heal just the tank, but if there's a pairing, that implies that said characters hang out together a lot
Also I knew about guardian angel skill, I just didn't know if it's enough to stay in the air as long as Pharrah can
>>338147826
>Pharrah isn't a tank
>Mercy should only heal tanks
Go back to tf2.
>>338148516
Want her to have a weapon load out like mercy in that she can switch between sniper and pistol/smg.
Maybe a HoT that she can slap on people via a throw. Not sure what else, though her ultimate will probably involve stealth.
>>338148572
You can keep using guardian angel and holding space it's like a 3 second cd on that person.
>>338147826
Have you played the beta? Mercy has a quick link ability. Do that again and again and she can stay with Pharah forever....and ever.
>>338148572
Mechanically it's the long flights and damage boosts that imply the hanging out.
>>338148420
The most shameful part is if you continue to heal a healthy character, your healstick goes DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT
>>338148516
I'm more keen on the idea that top left is a skin for Widowmaker though I still believe that Pharah's mum is going to be in the game.
>>338138798
>Blizzard out right killed moba
>Blizzard out right killed MMOs
>Blizzard out right killed Card games
????????????????
The only one that died was unit management RTS games and it only died because MOBAs became a thing it had nothing to do with Blizzard. Everything else other companies just can't make good games. Name one single MMO that was as good as WOTLK/Bc/vanilla?
>>338148848
Rifle would have to be changed but a hooded Widowmaker would be nice.
>>338148817
This is awesome
Also the thing about tanks in OW is that they're pretty much the last people you have to heal because of their damage mitigating abilities, so that really goes against TF2 pocket medics
>>338148848
Look at the highlighted characters position on the menu though
>>338148882
They killed RTSs long long before MOBAs became huge, and MMOs too obviously you fucking Blizzfag.
>>338148848
>I'm more keen on the idea that top left is a skin for Widowmaker
It clearly is. It's her default pose and her rifle.
>>338129314
Then you better teach your bride how to properly eat yoghurt
>>338142198
>not her origins skin
Friendly reminder, this is the actual best girl.
>>338146787
About half of the roster isn't currently in overwatch, quite a few of them are just rogue villans like Junk and Reaper.
>>338143606
Only if the sex lasts like 10 seconds.
>>338148882
Pre-CU Star Wars Galaxies, EVE, Pre-Rebirth Ragnarok Online. I really loved that period of WoW, but there are other games I've enjoyed even more.
>>338149070
Reinhardt quit posting about your dead gf.
>>338149047
Blizzard killing their own games, yeah sure. Killign an entire genre when no one cares to make a good game in the same genre??????? No no nope I'm going to just call it bait and move on.
>>338149180
However they never rised like WoW did, I'm sorry even if you like those MMOs haven't come close and blaming Blizzard for doing too well(???????) isn't exactly the point. I know you aren't saying that but I'm directing it to others.
>>338148882
Like every genre with MMOs they took things away from taking risks and bringing in new interesting ideas, to just rehashing games other studios had made with more polish. That is literally all they have ever done.
>>338145417
>unlimited slowfall
>jetpack
>damage boosted rocket
Jesus christ, it's a two man nuclear missile satellite.
>>338148383
Might come later like how Kaplan said they want to eventually allow you to change skins at the hero selection screen before a match instead of only out of game.
>>338149351
Sorry I might be having a stroke, I can't understand what you're trying to say. If I think I know what you're getting at then that's crap. WoW was one of the first good MMOs to ever come out they set the tone. That's like the first person to discover rap music and saying "They didn't take enough risk with their music." No it isn't their job to expand it further it's the jobs of people who come after who make it better and better. I know you guys will get triggered by rap music but the amount it has changed is my point.
>>338146651
Why does an asian have an arabian alternative look?
Overwatch needs:
-Trap/femboy character
-Proper motherly MILF character, Mercy is too young
-Muscular black guy character
the amount of god tier SFM porn would be unending.
![pharah_casual_by_generalthunderbat-d9vflyw[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OWKhSEZ.jpg "pharah casual by generalthunderbat-d9vflyw[1]")
>>338149580
>WoW was one of the first good MMOs to ever come out
Underage b& PLZ GO
>>338149594
I'm hoping they add a muscular black guy too so I can do a decent cosplay if the occasion ever rose for it.
>>338149627
>Pharah without prosthetic limbs
Nice headcanon, broseph.
>>338149704
Just go lucio :^)winston was too easy
>>338148516
ebin fake
>>338149065
>his Mei drawing
It was then I understood why everyone makes a problem about his sameface, she looked like any random slut
>>338129535
>mercy not getting obliterated by reinheart
>>338149580
Oh so you are just a mentally retarded child, that explains a lot.
>>338149770
Lucio is a twink, not a strong muscleguy.
>>338149730
Right back at'cha
>>338149770
I saw that cheeky comment coming but even if I wanted to do Winston his aromur is far too complicated and I would do Lucio but Idon't have the hair for it.
I look more like >>338149704 in that regard.
>>338149920
So he fits two of the things you wanted. That's great, now we just need milfs.
>>338150012
Twink =/= cute femboy shota
Seriously, it's like you're not even a fag or something.
>>338143369
Pic made my morning
>>338142829
No we don't? Where did you hear that?
>>338150135
Imagine that anon. Someone that isn't a gay.
>>338145056
I hate this pic because Pharah looks so cute and Mercy looks retarded.
>>338137461
if you cant defeat a fucking widowmaker with literally anything you shouldn't be giving advice on how to play the only character capable of doing anything useful
>>338149882
>waaaah I can't come up with a response what do I do. I know I';ll call him a chi-, no no that won't be enough I need to call him stupid too.
K buddy. You antiblizzdrones are just as bad as the retards who defend Hots like their life depends on it.
>>338150185
Don't pay people like him any mind. They often parrot things they hear others say without evidence. Also 4chan is ridiculously racist and racist aren't known for their common sense.
>>338138430
>Mercy with her hair down
More.
>>338150285
Sorry, I lurk on /co/ most of the time and it's pretty gay over there.
Point still stands, though - Lucio is lithe and twinky, but he's still pretty masculine and wouldn't look good in girls clothes.
>>338131039
Because "gamers" are idiots for the most part. It's why the industry is so shit in the first place.
>>338149594
No
This might happen
Whatever
>>338150345
Yeah it's not the greatest.
>this whole fucking thread
you stay the FUCK AWAY FROM MY WAIFU or i will never heal you again
>>338149059
They could just be using her as a placeholder though.
>>338150404
You claimed WoW was the first good MMO. What you meant was it was the first MMO you played that wasn't Runescape, and you weally weally wike it because it was your FAVOURITE when you were widdle.
>>338129314
>no good armor break porn
you had one job internet
>>338130508
>Next season on Steven Universe
>>338150405
>UGH YOU POOR POOR OPPRESSED MINORITY
Fuck off.
>>338142829
Egyptians were reddish-skinned browns, with Coptic Egyptians being the closest living example. During the Ptolemaic Dynasty, Egypt's royal family were strawberry-blonde Greeks. That's about it.
>>338136174
>dat stealth hijab design
>>338147314
>Widow blushing
>>338150981
you implying that runescape wasnt good bitch boy
>limbs
>>338151507
>with Coptic Egyptians being the closest living example.
Copts are an entirely different group that look nothing like what you are talking about.
>>338153019
I've heard nothing to the contrary.
>>338130508
10/10
>Mercy is blonde aryan
>everyone ships her with the sandnigger
Its almost like real life :^)
>play nice, play pharah
Her voice is great
>>338145417
Looking at Pharah's expression I want an edit of her complaining.
>My neck hurts
>I'm not dispensing justice up here
>Where are we even goin
>>338150697
now Mercy looks cute and Pharah retarded...
>>338153621
The only true OTP is Reinhardt x Mercyx Pharah threesome
>>338153345
I've actually seen that portrait in person, it isn't that reddish looking.
Copts are less reddish-brown than other Egyptians, as a rule they are paler.
>>338153782
>Reinhardt fucking a younger woman and possibly his daughter
Anon if you wanna shit post, try harder.
>>338142649
>>338142734
Where do you think Egypt is? It's in Africa, and Africans are black.
>>338153860
>daughter
ok now this is some top headcannon
>>338153885
Nubians fuck off, your dynasty is over. You're not relevant anymore.
>>338153885
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>338153621
>the girls people love are the whitest girl and the asian girl
Exactly like real life.
>>338135581
Then her elbows must be fucking microscopic, because those are clearly metal joints.
>>338153821
Just forget the reddish bit.
>>338154338
In that case then yeah, kinda, but Copts aren't the only Egyptians who aren't that arabised.
You're all full of shit! You don't actually love any of these characters, you just want to fuck them!
>>338153621
angry "aryan" detected
>>338129314
The lighting on that doesn't look too bad. Reminds me of Disney Infinity, RIP. Certainly better than the usual SFM stuff.
>>338154602
Actually I just like playing as Pharah first and most, the rest is just bonus
>>338154602
I can do both anon, they aren't mutually exclusive.
>>338129314
nice metroid rip off blizzard
i also liked how metzen sees neon genesis evangelion once and D.Va appears, same shit with pudge and roadhog.
How they can sell origin editions when there´s nothing original about this (^:
>>338129314
Nice taste sir
>>338154221
That's not a valid response. You're being deliberately obtuse for the sake of just being a twat.
>>338155781
That's the /pol/ mindset.
>amputee
>>338129314
Pharah truly a best, she's the closest you'll get to Korra in Overwatch
>>338153621
I'm fine with shipping them becauseI want to be with both of them, at the same time.
>>338145080
>All of this shipperfagging
So I'm guessing the overwatch fanbase is already shit?
>>338148220
What's wrong?
>>338156409
Don't associate Phara with that garbage.
>>338153885
>and Africans are black.
Except North Africa.
>>338156409
No fuck off, Pharah is her own woman
>>338156719
>Cum Enforcers
>>338157130
Berbers are black.
>>338157506
And copts aren't.
>Nerds talking about Coptic culture is and isn't
You guys should just fap to pharah and leave it at that, this is embarrasing
>>338157506
At least post adults, Berbers have dark skin but they don't have bulbous noses or anything
>>338149231
>Implying she wasn't McCree's girl
>>338159337
Fuck McCree is a bit of a dreamboat isn't he. A pity he is so annoying to play against
>>338159337
Well then he really goes for them older ladies.
>>338159601
You're saying that as if McCree is particularly young
>>338159726
He's almost the same age as Pharah, lol
>>338159726
Ana has like ten to fifteen years on him maybe even twenty.
>>338160031
>Straight shota might have been involved
muh d
>>338160146
You fag really jump the gun. He met her when he was in his twenties.
>>338160531
at which point pharah would already be in her 20s too
The only guy in the Overwatch crew old enough is Reinhardt and maybe Morrison and Reyes
>>338130204
the pandering is real
>>338160650
>Maybe
Reinhardt, Reyes, and Jack are all pretty much within 5 years of each other.
>Not wanting Egyptian Sniper Wolf as your waifu
>>338161453
Why not both?
>>338161453
Jesus Reinhardt is fucking huge.
>>338162824
Him and Mako are the tallest characters in the game.
>>338162824
for you
>>338162824
That means he has huge guts!
>>338162986
The trigger word is big, not huge. Lrn2meme.
>>338163061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AqgELJSF2Q
this is you right now
just letting you know
>>338163014RIP AND TEAR. RIP AND TEAR.
>>338163303
Sure.
>>338149730
Where does it say she has prosthetic limbs?
>>338161453
I want that fucking Tracer skin so badly, Jesus fucking Christ.
>>338150697
>hey bbe, wan sum fuk?
>>338163014
for you
>>338136434
Facepaint >>> eye tattoo
Also, her hair is way better in the Redskins outfits.
HELLO ALLISON
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
>>338162824
He's like 7' tall. Just look at his comic to see what normal people look like next to him
Claimed
>>338164213
>his comic
Link please.
>>338164383
Take like twenty seconds to figure out where it''ll be and it'll be there.
>>338164213
He's an inch taller than Roadhog's 7'3"
>>338156548
Of course the fanbase is shit. A game's population of shitty fans is directly proportional to it's population of total fans. The bigger the game, the more shitty fans it's going to have.
>>338164383
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
>>338164571
Those comics are so damn bad, only the junkrat/roadhog one was "ok"
I am impressed with the level of marketing from all fucking directions this game is getting
>>338164140
It's weird, but I'am little upset that there is no some counter-character for Pharah.
>>338165374
What do you mean? No counter to Pharah? All hitscan heroes counter her pretty hard if you're not garbage
>>338129314
>implying she wouldn't force marry you and have you as her beautiful trophy slave husband instead
Pleb
>>338166095
>beautiful trophy
>4chan user
Let's not kid ourselves.
>>338166095
That sounds even hotter
>>338165256
>kurt russell cowboy
muh dick
>>338166095
>beautiful trophy
Yeah okay
>>338144135
Tattoo is on the wrong side thoughunless that's supposed to be her mom
>>338167090
oh my
>>338130508
>>338138430
>>338161453
Someone must really draw some Slice of Life with the Overwatch characters
D.Va is and always will be the best overwatch.
>two fem niggers in a game
>one has native war paint
>other is WE WUZ KANGS
Why aren't SJWs calling Blizzard out on their shit and instead focus on Tracer butt?
>>338138430
Winston's really going ape there.
>>338168078
>D.Va
>not Mei
>implying
>>338129314
You want to taste her curry slurry?
I need more of this.
>Pharah
>>338165705
>No counter to Pharah?
Nah I mean character with the same looking. Dunno why, but for some reasons I wanted to see party in Overwatch base with fight from Iron Man 2. But may be I just cannot wait to game release, shit I even ordered Talon troops miniatures.
>>338169714
When was the last time you slept?
>>338167090
zalsfm
>>338169715
secazz
>>338134463(Dead)
>(Dead)
>Not in the archives
WHAT WAS IT GUYS
>>338170193
Just a porn sfm
>>338143814
Commander Morrison is so bishi
>>338169848
>Not posting the new one
>>338153885
This.
Look at this African woman and tell me she isn't black.
>>338170569
Black-hearted.
>>338157506
Some are some aren't. Just like how some Arabs(sudanese, mauritanians) are black and most others aren't.
>>338170484
So little motion. Saving anyways.
this game has some top tier male charcters
>>338170252
describe it
>>338171518
Look for Overwatch threads on /aco/. Chances are they've got a bunch of porn SFMs.
>>338171518
Like >>338169848 where it had a shot of most of the girls before switching porn scenes and ended with D.va, I think widowmaker, and Mercy ready to serve a Futa Zarya
>>338161453
I'd rather have French Sniper Wolf
>>338169289
>Egypt
>Curry
>>338130420
>pharah
>limbs
>>338171137
WE'RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW
>>338171137
That they are ken.
>>338171137
PUNISHED MORRISON - A FALLEN LEGEND
>>338137461
>don't even bother trying to play her if the other team has a good widowmaker
why? the only time they are even a threat is the first time you encounter them. once you know where they are its gg
>>338153621
>egyptians
>not aryans
Pro-tip: "Aryan" =/= Blonde and Blue-eyed person
>>338147314
Did she fell on a bbq grill?
>>338170484ZARYA SHOULD BE THE ONE DOING THE FUCKING
>>338175627
But anonshe is.
The group frame is them posing for a fb meme.
>>338153621
They do it to trigger /pol/cucks like you.
Looks like it works Tbh
Where is the comic
>>338130508
the faces are fucked
>>338164140
>Also, her hair is way better in the Redskins outfits
How can someone be so wrong.
>>338138798
Has Hearthstone influenced the design of MTG in any way?
>>338176090
Watch it be the only one that causes problems for it's release.
>>338177402
looks awful
>>338178514
hey bbe, wan sum fuk?
>>338179056
u no it
>Game claims to have a diverse cast of characters
>Literally zero (0) black people
What the fuck blizzard?
In before some edgy tryhard faggot says Winston is black. Grow the fuck up.
>>338179519
But you have Lucio, though I guess manly beats doesn't count as a person.
>>338167090
hey i came to that yesterday
>>338179293
I love blue skin
>>338181563
Go to bed Kagami
>>338129949
My nigga
Unreal EXP2 is good too, or tribes 2
Anyone got that cute pharrah X mercy comic where mercy is drunk, complaining about her work as support?
>>338183659
Is this it?
