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Vidya cosplay thread. Keep it vidya.
>>338130010
Too much ass
>>338130085
Ireland please leave
>>338130085
Better?
>Damn near perfect
>She only took this picture of her cosplay
>All other Mila cosplay looks awful
Fuck
>>338130010
Flab ass.
>>338130561
Still too much ass, you faggots need to get some taste
>>338130883
She may be cute, but come on - that's a fat ass. Literally.
>>338130962
she's not cute, she has that eternal bitchface going on
>>338130962
it's fat in a good way
fat in the right place and the right shape
>>338130085
Too true laddy
>>338129204
TRIGGERED!
>>338129204
>>338130145
Ireland is the fattest nation in Europe.
>Was there on a business trip
>Wanted to eat something light because you never know what you gonna experience
>Ordered a salad
>salad sauce is just mayo
>bacon and grated cheese in it
>a side of fries I never ordered
>go to the workplace.
>they have some deep fried food ready for the meeting
>all kinds of softdrinks but not enough water for all
>eventually ate deep fried food and pastry every day
>>338130861
Should I wait for Generations or just get X? I love Niggacuga's female armor.
>>338130962
>>338130734
>>338130484
>>338130085
behead those who insult the ass !
>>338130734
pleb
>>338130484
>>338130962
It's all fat, but it's a really nice shape despite that. Plus, she has some pretty desirable fat distribution, since that's the only part that is really in excess. It could definitely be worse.
>>338131740
Jesus H. Christ that's a man right? I can't imagine a woman owning this and not having killed herself yet.
>>338131740
that's one ugly ass
>>338131740
The shape looks kind of good when she just stands, but when she starts to walk it folds a lot which makes it look flabby.
>>338131740
Jesus christ, I have a better ass and I'm a skeleton mode guy.
>>338131651
Epic blog post.
>everyone just posts cosplay sluts
These threads are just thinly veiled wank material. Pathetic.
>>338132008
>complaining about wank material
>posting this annoying Gene cosplay
>>338132039
Look at those butt cheeks flopping as she walks.
EEEEEEEEEEEEW.
Plz stop /v/, I already fapped today and I don't want to destroy my dick ;_;
>>338132008
*fap fap fap fap*
>>338132120
stay mad
>>338131082
Surprised she could walk around carrying that, even with the orange cap.
>>338132137
I can understand preferring men, I know several women and men who also do. But that is honestly a really nice bum for a woman to have. The jiggling when she walks is cute, and it would make for a fantastic pillow.
>>338131565
Could clean and disinfect my toilet/10
fuck that gay poster
post more sluts
>>338131740
M-maybe she just had a long car drive.
>>338132471
Stop this crap already. Just because you don't like a fat ass doesn't mean you're into men.
If the butt jiggles when she walks, it's flabby. Period.
>>338132341
Funny how only latinas are able to pull off chun li.
>>338132869
these days it's pretty acceptable to be gay, you dont have to hide it
>>338132829
Was The Flash recording this?
dammit you guys. I love shitting up these threads with my photos, but I really need to sleep.
>>338132869
Okay, you're not into men. You just prefer their asses.
>>338132656
>>338132713
>posting the Planet of the Apes chimp
Disgusting.
Slutty cosplay requires little effort
Just slap a bikini on or other somesuch skimpy outfit and you're suddenly a character. Boring as fuck.
>>338132829
who's that on the right?
>>338133041
>you will never be qt enough to do lazy cosplays and get praised for it
>>338132008
/hm/ is that way, fag.
>>338132915
And it's also pretty fucking annoying with the new fat norm.
Look at this pic, I'll bet you anything most people here will say the right chick has a flat ass just because it doesn't stick out like a fucking bowling ball.
Truth is, she has a normal ass, and left chick has a chubby ass. Right chick also knows how to wear a skin tight suit without having her panty lines showing, while left chick has embarrassing thong lines showing through her suit.
>>338132869
Stop pretending fat is a bad thing, retard. Excess fat in unsightly places is bad for health reasons, but the Human body literally NEEDS a layer of fat between the muscle and skin to survive.
As a man, you're supposed to be attracted to bouncy, soft globes of fleshy fat. It's one of the first things you get to know about Human bodies as an infant because it's a main source of nutrients for you. I'm talking about tits, obviously, and every normal straight guy enjoys THOSE jiggling when females walk/run/move, so why, with most male preferences being for butts (at least online, most people laugh at "boob-men" as opposed to an "ass-man"), and with a healthy appreciation for large, fatty, jiggling female parts, do you wanna sit there and really pretend that there's anything wrong with jiggling "flab"?
>>338133114
Its a shit world. People on here give women a free pass at putting effort into cosplay just because of their tits.
what is this look trying to convey?
>>338133114
Why not shredded enough to do lazy cosplays and get mired for it by sluts
>>338132829
>>338132656
>>338132341
>>338132039
>>338131236
>>338131082
>>338130883
>>338130861
>>338130561
>>338130214
>>338130010
>>338129372
>>338129204
>people find this attractive
>people find this stimulating
Jesus fuck
>>338133041
My only complaints are of his fake ears and his pants being too clean.
>>338133338
Pretty much this. Cosplay Pyramid head or something and have a six pack and you'll be gettin' mired by everyone, not just fucksluts.
>>338133406
Say what you want homie but >>338131082 is wife material based on looks alone.
>>338133267
I have no problem with your opinion, because you can admit it's fat.
My problem is with the people who can't admit she has a fat ass.
>>338133307
>pants
shit tatsumaki
>>338132718
HOW WAS THIS MADE
DID SOMEONE FROM INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND MAGIC MAKE THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>338132889
Cause Capcom doesn't make her look Chinese
>>338133510
Yeah but as long as it's not too fat, or nigger-fat, I love a fat ass.
DESU doesn't even need to be fat as long as there's a good glute bulging curvature that makes the butt stick out a bit.
>>338133663
Fair point. I still think her ass is too fat, but if you like it fat - fine with me.
>>338133663
>see so many nice butts at conventions
>too much of a creep to ask for a backside photo
>can only hope for a background glimpse
it hurts
>tfw you will never bury your face in dispair
>>338133802
thank god
>>338133307
>she sees you're dick
>>338133802
I've already buried it in a womans tits and vagina.
Everything else around those are bonuses.
>>338133784
Too much ass! arrrruughhh
>>338133458
>Nigger nose
>Nigger man jaw
>Nigger lips
>Blotched skin
>Zero trigger discipline
>Wife material
No
>>338133798
>go to convention
>see two female Persona crossplayers sitting down sorta hugging each other and smiling
>think hey this is a really cool pose they look like such good friends and it looks so natural
>ask them if I can get a picture
>they shrug, no longer smiling just kinda looking into my camera awkwardly, the moment is completely gone
>in hindsight realize that I probably looked like some creepy weirdo who wanted the picture because hot lesbian action
Sometimes I'm glad I'm too autistic to read people until way after the fact
I want to fuck Purblind while she's dressed as Tharja. I'll cut through the body stocking with my dick and slide it all over her cute pale skin, then stick it in her cute butthole.I want her to cosplay as Tharja and give me the cutest crosseyed blowjob so I can see the cute face she makes as she swallows my semen.
>>338134127
I feel you, man.
Every single Chihiro cosplayer I've seen in person is a fucking abomination. It hurts my soul to look at them.
>>338130861
is there a set for this?
>>338132718
>>338133537
http://mywickedarmor.com/costumes/garrus/garrusFull.htm
Fucking 10/10 cosplay.
>>338133850
>>338134269
Do you guys have the image of 4 asian Danganronpa qts? One of them was brown asian.
Best Chihiro I've ever seen.
>>338131658
Generations is coming out in July. Worth waiting in my opinion.
>>338134283
Yeah, image search brings it up.
Rate my cosplay. Pls no bully.
>>338129204
> STOP SEXULISING ME
oh wow
>>338134390
cute
>>338134390
10/10 would go to jail with
>tfw never been to an anime con but want to go
>last year, start lurking /cgl/
>notice Anime Expo is coming up soon
>they are all talking about how much sex people get there
>I decide to go, and while there go to the /cgl/ meet up
>It's half fat fedora's and ugly chicks and half chads and solid 8's in skimpy cosplays
>try to talk to the solid 8's but they ignore me
>suddenly all the chads and solid 8's leave, leaving the betas behind
>I spend $100 on a fucking ticket due to the promise that /cgl/ made that I'd get laid and shit but nothing happened
Holy fuck I am so mad. They even had a "anime night club" and I went there to get some poon and that was even worse. WHY ARE CHADS DESTROYING ANIME AND VIDYA?!?
>>338134557
/cgl/ meetups seem to be hit and miss. sakuracon's '15 meetup was a lot of fun, but this year's was pretty much what you described.
>one faggot unironically starts defending Thor Girl to me
>>338134557
>believing anything /cgl/ says
That's your own fault retard.
>>338130085
He's right, ugly flabby cellulite gutter trash
>>338134557
They know it's easy, the sluts know it too.
>>338133406
Yeah, can you imagine that people are attracted to girls, you fucking faglord.
>>338130962
If that ass doesn't pop your boner, you might be gay.
>>338134557
You need charisma and/or money. Too much money also helps.
Is very well known that many cosplayers are horny motherfuckers.My friend used to host cons in Mexico and he got so fucking sad once because he wasn't invited to an orgy. I had to tell him he was gaining weight but too much weight.
>>338134956
me on the left
>>338134557
/v/ may hate him but he is right about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
>>338134956
who's the sexy on the middle?
>>338133217
Regardless of ass, right chick is ugly as fuck
>>338134661
>hit and miss
how do you hit something and miss it?
>tfw you will never fuck nerdy 5/10 so hard that you make her feel like a 10/10
This is my only dream.
What version of Jason Voorhees should I cosplay?
I'm trying to think of characters that take advantage of my height
>>338134557
>goes to con to get laid
>complains about chads
you're a chad yourself, just an extremely terrible one
>>338135496
I want to cum on that fivehead
>>338135348
Try not to question catch-phrases from the 1800's.
America was never the smartest Country.
>>338134214
>cosplay is not consent
>running around as if theyre ready to work at the strip club
I'm skinny, mixed raced with lightish brown skin, have an afro and i'm 6'2
Who the fuck can I cosplay? I can't think of a single character other than that guy from FF, but i've never played it.
>>338134390
2cute and I haven't even seen zootopia
is it good?
>>338135709
A lot depends on the quality of your afro.
THIS FUCKING THREADS ARE FAT-WHORES-REPOSTING SHIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>338135804
I guess like early MJs but a lot tighter/shorter
>>338130325
yes
>>338133406
low test
>>338135897
What went wrong with the history of man for it to bring us to such horror
dear fucking lord my eyes
>>338130214
>no underwear
god damn
>>338136171
Oh hey, isn't that pink haired girl walking on the left pic related?
>>338136232
reminderhttp://scene-porn.com/crazy-blonde-emo-teen/
>>338134557
>go to a con for the express purpose of "getting laid" (???)
>ignore "ugly chicks"
>go for "solid 8s"
>get ignored because you're not a solid 8 yourself
>instead of going for the ugly chicks, go on the internet and complain about chads
hard to feel sad for you desu senpai
Witcher 3. Geralt, Dandelion and Priscilla
Get rekt
>>338130325
wow, so jelly
>>338136232
whats the story behind this poster?
>>338135348
two different events fucko
>>338136310
What's the reason for the belt being so unnecessarily long?
>>338136304
Not him, but...
>thinking an 8/10 guy would have a chance with an 8/10 girl
>>338136360
shoop
>>338129204
> flat ass
Seems about accurate
>>338136387
if you aren't insufferable to be around then yes why not
>>338130085
L_W T__T
>>338136053
Man, what a sexy toad
>>338134864
>girls
>Hambeasts, fugly turds and people with no taste.
Girls shouldn't have any of these qualities
>>338135709
use a wig if you want your cosplay to look good
>>338136381
it's for stupid people so they can have a question.
>>338136471
If you were insufferable to be around, you wouldn't be an 8/10.
What I'm saying is that women are the gatekeepers of sex and they hop onto guys who are numbers above them, even if all women hop onto the same one guy. If you're an 8/10 guy, most of the time the best you can hope for is a 6.5 .
>>338136713
I'm sure this attitude will get you far in life
>>338136471
The free convention pussy meme is just a meme. A female cosplayer won't fuck you unless you have something to offer in return. This means you're either a cosplayer that has a bigger fanbase than her, a photographer who's worked with the big time cosplayers, or you're a new and and coming cosplayer with dashing good looks and skilled at making costumes so she can leech off of you on your way to the top. Or if you're just a normie who has a shit ton of cash to throw around and you don't mind being her sugar daddy. Conventions aren't some bizzaro world where 8/10s will fuck you for no reason, you need to have something to offer in return.
>>338136293
>that hair
>>338136845
not the same girl
>>338134557
>trying to fuck hot chicks when you're not hot yourself
The only way average guys fuck hot chicks is by having lots of charisma.
Since you're trying to fuck at an anime convention I assume you have neither
>>338136784
I don't like it any better than you do. Believe me, I fucking hate it every day, but that's the way it is.
31 man, I've seen some shit. My guess is that you are a lot younger.
>>338136815
>Conventions aren't some bizzaro world where 8/10s will fuck you for no reason
Reminds me of this
>>338136815
Fucking really hot girls like you see in these images is a meme.
Pussy is rampant at conventions but its mostly from damaged girls and traps.
Ugly/insane girls are extremely horny but the exchange is that most of them are psychos.
>>338136112
Not vidya
>>338137010
>traps
Don't mess with my heart anon. If you're lying to me I won't forgive you.
>>338132341
>>338133562
>at work
>want to fap
Is that the chick that got famous for having massive thighs and everyone said she should cosplay Chun-li?
>>338137010
Honestly con sex seems absolutely terrifying to me.
>guy and quasi famous cosplay girl hooks up at a con
>guy starts bragging about it, word gets around
>girl feels embarrassed that everyone thinks she's a whore
>her whole reputation and future cosplaying career is down the drain
>she decides to say he raped her to save face
>everyone believes her
>guy is run out of the convention scene
>girl twiddles her thumb and wonders how many more times she can play the rape card before people catch on to her
>>338131740
Dang it Bobbeh
>>338137317
>famous cosplayers fucking random guys
Almost never happens publicly. Those girls are basically models and are there doing a job.
>>338134557
Wtf is a chad?
You guys and your s tupids meme I swear
>>338137448
>quasi
>>338137507
Fuck off Chad. REEEEEEEEEEE
>>338132437
Kek
Is that you?
>>338137551
No I'm being serious what's a chad?
>>338132656
>>338132713
>Momokun used to be a flabby and huge chick in her high school years
>Gets into shape a bit and turns thick as all fuck
>Overcompensates for her years as a fat chick with self-steem issues by being a slut
Bitches like her and Hannah Minx, who's now married to some rich German dude who knocked her up, get my need to breed going. Shit makes me feel like a fucking caveman who needs to drag them by the hair and plow away at them.
What can a 6'7" guy cosplay?
Gimmie your ideas
>>338137774
A tree
>>338137774
captain tsubasa
>>338137774
Little Mac.
>>338137774
Samus
>>338137774
jojo
>>338137627
Hannah Minx is married?
The dream is dead. Farewell tiddies.
>>338132953
>no punch
>>338137879
>>338137884
>>338137931
Ha
>>338137993
I really like that, but I'm also super broad, I dunno if I can pull that off unless I go with the Prime Varia suit?
>>338138009
I'd need Star Platinum then
>>338138101
varia or power suit?
>get into photography because I love going to conventions
>lurk at /cgl/
>they have at least one thread dedicated to shitting on photographers at all times
>slowly grow to resent cosplyers as a whole
>want to just stop taking pictures of cosplayers but I can't
>it's way too easy to find an audience for cosplay photography than any other kind of photography
>stuck taking photos of these vapid cunts
>every picture I take my hands shake a little with rage
>90% of these people probably aren't even from /cgl/ but I can't tell so I just hate them all either way
Why must /cgl/ be so awful
>>338136845
that picture for ants.
>>338137626
90% of the women fuck 10% of the men. Those 10% are Chads.
>>338138153
I'd go with varia just because I love it so much
Gravity suit colors
>>338138047
Yep. She dropped off the face of the earth and stopped posting on twitter, Youtube and shit. I only got to find out what happened to her because word got out of legal issues between her and her former "manager." Apparently this other bitch owns some sort of copyright on the Hannah Minx character amd content.
Her name is Hannah Wagner and she's married with two kids from a rich German dude.
>>338138172
man, this makes me want to download a lot of risque cosplay shots and go post them right now
>>338138172
Wasn't that the original purpose of /cgl/? To jerk it to cosplayers?
>>338133290
Damn rad !
>>338138101
you could do Jonathan or Joseph
>>338135104
>lowtiergod
This guy has too much salt honestly, i think he should stop playing video game.
>>338133406
faggot
>>338138009
>>338138401
I have this that I sent to a friend as a joke, but now I dunno?
>>338135104
Never heard of him, but what he says in this video is good stuff.
>>338138803
Jotaro should be fine, gonna have to hit the gym for a good Jonathan/Joseph
>>338138803
Looks like you're wearing the Jacket from Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
>>338138870
Yeah that was from a bit back
Being able to do cool cosplays was one of the reasons I started going to the gym
>>338138921
It's from a pirate costume when I went to a renaissance festival with friends
>>338139059
Why do Russians make so good cosplayers?
>>338139125
They have absolutely nothing else to do.
>>338139125
Only dota cosplay
>>338139382
Those Lancers in the background, 10/10, would get ganked.
>>338134557
>be autistic as fuck
>go to convention, demanding free pussy
>be surprised that good-looking chicks go for good-looking guys instead
>REEEEE
Anon, this is who you are.
>>338139698
Not the guy you responded to, but Rodge was good looking, he was just an elitistic cunt...
Also, I visit conventions once a year or so, and I can say, it is pretty much easy pussy, BUT, there is one thing. Odds are good, but goods are odd. Those that look bad, have everything okay in head, those that look super, got everything shit in the head.
Anyway, if you can't get laid on convention, then you are definitely doing something wrong, and most probably can't get laid outside of conventions also.
>>338136360
Some congoers have groped and harassed cosplayers, both chicks and guys. NYCC put "cosplay is not consent" banners up as a reminder for people to suppress their muh dick urges.
Then this dumb chick posted next to it and someone photoshopped it.
>>338139382
the dazzle was amazing
>>338138172
Senpai, /cgl/ hates cosplay. Nobody who even posts there cosplays themself, it's 75% drama obsessed lolitas and 25% lost /fit/izens that just spam "where the cosplay tits at ??".
Why would you go to that shit place?
>>338138190
>/r9k/ """redpillers""" are now invading /v/
fuck off
>tfw your cosplay waifu doesn't attend any of the cons in your local area
I just want to worship her ass in person
>>338139998
Con-goers or congoers as in people from Congo?
Chimps chimping would not be unexpected tbqh
>>338138172
what the fuck is a seagull, surely he doesnt mean the fucking bird
>>338140223
>tattoos
>>338140335
Think of the board and use your head
>>338140363
Pls don't bully my waifu
>>338140363
Religion is terrible, fuck you.
>>338140442
RUINED
>>338140046
My hasubando
>>338140223
>tfw your cosplay waifu is in another country and has a boyfriend
>>338140335
>>338140441
I honestly have no idea
>>338140441
o i c
>>338140707
c gl - see gul
>>338140707
Anon, it's /cgl/
>>338137626
A Chad is a physically attractive, confident and effortlessly successful male. Bit of a meathead/dudebro, huge ego. Probably plays football. The basic "hot guy". His female counterpart is usually called Stacy.
Because of these characteristics, Chad is an object of intense hatred and envy from r9k/adv goers and other beta males.
>>338138172
>Why must /cgl/ be so awful
Because any community comprised primarily of women invariably turns out to be awful.
>>338132656
>>338132713
I come bearing gifts
Samus shoot
imgur.com/a/eGimq
And MEGA link of boudoir shoot
#!gIxSmLLR!UhM3fvs4jVo0PC7iyAckFqvhLrk1GtPi7HNiRdsiifE
i just want a girl to look at me but not in disgust
>>338141072
Never going to happen, bub
>>338141072
Get a blind gf
>>338131740
hank hill ass
If i were to do a Jojo cosplay, would i need someone to cosplay as my [stand] for maximum Jojo-ness and how would i be able to pose at people in ridiculous poses?
>>338140980
did she ever do anymore of those kinda boudoir shoots?
http://imgur.com/a/5QPES
>>338141196
Ideally, yes.6'7 /fit/aboo here, where you at?
Practice your poses brah, stretch them muscles out. Literally just try to do the poses like once a day looking at references and you'll nail them
>>338141401
>http://imgur.com/a/5QPES
>nice cosplay
>wish I could see more skin
>keeps scrolling
>oh okay
>11/10
>>338140980
Just realised that mega link may no longer work
http://imgur.com/a/CUNlv
>>338141401
nice, you got any of her other ones?
>>338140187
He asked a question, I answered it. If I'm wrong, then what exactly is a Chad?
>>338141401
and I was trying not to masturbate today
>>338141509California. 6'4 btw
>>338139125
>white
>large tit genes
>>338141867
Star plat usually hovers over him, me being taller could work.Orlando bruh, the fuck you at?
>>338141719
it's nothing. chad doesnt exist, he's a boogeyman made up by guys who can't get laid. "10% of the men get 90% of the women" simply isn't true, it's more like 10% of guys can't get laid and make up excuses for it, so 90% of the men get 100% of the women
>>338142126Fresno, aka Central California
>Orlando
fuuuuuuuuck
>>338141401
shame shes got the face of someone who does cosplay porn
>>338142373
Shiiiit
>>338142203
I've seen it in effect, in high school I was in a class of 4 boys and 22 girls, one of those boys was what >>338140810 accurately described, guess who the girls gravitated to the most by the end of the first year
>>338142203
I get the feeling that you're either very young, a woman, or you got married when you were 22. I don't mean to offend, but that's the only way I can imagine someone would say this.
>>338142506
>>338142598
Yet more than 10% of all men are married and less than 90% of women are married,
and thats not even counting other relationships
how strange
>>338139505
http://epicenter.fotoezh.ru/photos/606/
>>338142671
Are you either of those three things? I have to know.
>>338142671
>arguing over semantics to prove his superiority
Yep, should have seen that coming, I knew I should have stuck to shitposting instead
>>338142771
i'm a single young male but I dont cry on imageboards about how society is stacked against me because im bad with women
>>338142801
Semantics?
How is using statistics to show that the actual situation is not even close to 90-10 semantics
I'm almost certain the Chad meme is just a case of confirmation bias, guys who absolutely fail to develop any kind of normal intimacy with women during their teen years and early 20s begin to suspect that the "resources" are being hoarded by an elite, and seek out guys who are top-percentile out-liers in order to feel better about themselves and prove their theory
Or shit, maybe my town is just full of ugly dudes and me (plus all of my friends) are Chads without even knowing it, because I've certainly never observed anything that would back up the /r9k/ mindset
>>338136310
Wow, that actually looks just like Priscilla
>>338142920
Who's crying? I think you're trying to make a strawman, but it's not working.
>>338136381
Penis symbolism
>>338140980
mega.nz/#!DgBHxQQB!Z0LFX4ihNQ8bWHNXreP_2q0Y8qGylPAZM3STbCUF1KY
>>338142936
>tfw fat and unattractive but still pull sloots
confidence is the answer to the problem. and good hygiene
>>338143110
anyone using the word Chad in earnesty is
>>338143218
Haven't complained about it once. Maybe I am Chad.
>>338143189
>kramerposting
>not being a redpill faggot
you're alright, anon
it's true though, confidence is the key, but virgin neckbeards misinterpret that as the bullshit "JUST B URSELF" meme because confidence isn't something you can take shortcuts on like everything else in their miserable lives
>>338136310
kek, Dandelion looks like Justin Trudeau
>it's your fault you were born poor and ugly
love this meme
Dudes seriously just get a good fucking haircut it will raise you by at least a point.
>>338143536
im ugly and i almost guarantee that im much poorer than you anon but i still get pussy. literally what is your excuse
>>338143783
I'm balding, though.
dazzzle
>>338143881
I hate women
>>338143881
ur mom dont count
>>338132953
HNGGG she is a qt
>>338137120
Nope. This is the one.
Much t h i c c e r.
>>338144032
Is she Cuban or what?
>>338133290
I wonder how many women would stop going if cosplay events were split into female and male and no interactivity between the two
>>338143881
probably autism and or antisocial behavior. the problem with neckbeards is that they're not socially adjusted. Some assume the problem lies with other people because they don't understand each other. How you act will either attract or repel people from you. I thought people understood this after Supreme Gentleman shat the bed.
>>338143975
At least you're honest about it
>>338132341
>>338133562
>>338144032
>no panties
This is my fetish.
>>338144094
Yeah. Cuban deez nuts in her mouth.
>>338131565
Everything in this picture lol
>>338136310
priscilla is a beauty
>>338144104
You underestimate the sheer amount of these broads who are lesbians. "Doing it for male attention" is a nice meme but they're just doing it for any kind of attention or validation, not necessarily sexually, because most of them are seriously psychologically damaged
>>338142936
>I'm almost certain the Chad meme is just a case of confirmation bias
It's just a matter of the idea of The Enemy becomes less and less nuanced whenever large amounts of people with the same viewpoints gather. Many boards have some version of it. /pol/ has the insidious jew orchestrating the downfall of the white race, /v/ has the SJW journalist turning the games industry into a shambling mess, /r9k/ has Chad. Whose greatest sin is being happy when they are not.
There's some semblance of truth in all of these, surely, but in the end it's just a bunch of people desperately wanting an easy answer to why they are unhappy. Preferably an answer that tells them that it isn't their fault.
>>338144265
Yeah but you see, if they had their own little corner over there, while I had my corner over here, then I wouldn't really care why, would I
>>338141574
>>338140980
God I fucking hate her
>"SAMUS" boudior shoot.
>barely any of it is with the Zero Suit.
I wanted her slutting out, barely concealing herself in the suit like in pictures 12 plus.
Not just her trying to be sexy in average fucking lingerie. Fuck Momokun. Her bulma shoot was a disgrace too.
>>338131651
The UK is the fattest nation in Europe. A lot of the fat hate pics posted on /fit/ are fatasses from the UK.
>>338144578
true, proper fat fucks here, too many fat girls
>>338144094
I have no idea, but I think she lives in the US. Florida or some shit. Name also sounds kinda russian but she doesn't look like it.
>>338132008
why is this guy in every thread? he's ugly as fuck and his costume is really bad. self poster?
>>338137626
a wizardchan/r9k synonym for normalfag
>>338144687
Onviously
>>338140517
This guy seems like legit bro, would drink beer with.
>>338131236
that ass is fat and i want to nibble on it... :w:
>>338137317
>>guy starts bragging about it, word gets around
Whatever happened to "A gentleman never tells"?
But then again, teens and tweens can't keep their mouth shut.
>>338137317
Things that never happen: the post: the movie
>>338146404
Oops, meant to post as a thread.
>>338146404
Looks neat, what game?
>>338143881
>much poorer than you
if you are then you live in a shithole where everyone are poor
>>338146095
>teens and tweens
Most cosplayers are in their mid 20s and still act like this. Gossip is incredibly prevalent in the hobby. If you're remotely known even on a local level and you pull some shit like cheating on your cosplayer gf with another cosplayer whore, everyone will know about it. If you're a photographer and you convince an underage cosplayer to send you photos of her tits, everyone will know about it. If you're an event organizer and you try to get some girl drunk and feel her up, everyone will know about it. This is why it's actually much harder to score quality pussy at a convention. Everyone knows everyone else's business, and girls serious about the hobby don't want those kinds of rumors and gossip floating around about her fucking Chads. Your best bet are the casual cosplayers who aren't too invested in the scene yet, because they don't know any better.
>>338129204
Daily Reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP1pmL-fNPQ
This is not cosplay anymore, this thread is /r9k/ shit
Nobody cares if you are ugly or poor, fuck off
Why are these garbage thread allowed? What does this shit have to do with video games? Everytime this shit just turn into a fap thread or a blogging thread.
>>338130561
>one on the left
NOOT NOOT
>>338132953
My girlfriend will be dressing up as her for our next con and I'll be her bottle of cola
>>338148329
Got to put a bottle of cola on ur dick
>>338140590
Ah yes. That face when.
>>338132829
The one on the left has really flabby arms.
>>338134557
You just don't get it do you?
Approaching women isn't something you just do and expect to be automatically good at. Like any sport or hobby, it takes practice, time and effort.
You need to start lifting at the gym to boost your image and your confidence. You need to start reading more for topics of conversation. And you have to internalize the understanding that no matter how many times you get rejected, there are literally billions more out there.
I was like you once. But then I learned there was another path.
>>338139698
Well that sounded like you are one of them too.
>>338130484
Flabby ass > rock solid ass
>>338130825
"Irish" looks like "kids" in the thumbnail
>tfw no other pics of my cosplay
>>338150720
Is this a copy pasta from a "how to be a beta cuck" guide?
horrible cosplay
>>338140120
>/cgl/ hates cosplay. Nobody who even posts there cosplays themself
Sounds just like a female version of /v/
>>338151518
And you're so blind that you can't even recognize good advice when you see it
>>338151936
What are normies like that guy doing at a convention?
>>338132713
>Here?
>Yeah, right there. Just squat down like you're going to take a bear shit on this dance game for children.
>>338152143
>good advice
>putting pussy on a pedestal and claiming women are these divine intelligent psychic creatures that you need to work up to by being both smart, well read, good looking and fit, and not just dumb fat attention whores who can literally be bought for almost nothing
He said he wanted to get sex, not be a beta cuck provider for a hambeast, so your advice is pure crap.
>>338152578
>savage
>>338152578
>implying that you're putting the pussy on a pedestal by recognizing that there's nothing special or unique any any one of them and that you just just move straight onto the next
Go see a hooker, get your v-card punched and come back in a few years after you're not so naive
>>338139370
>no dick
Nerds got squeezed out of their own hobby once moderately attractive women realized there was little competition for attention. Shit's hilarious and depressing at the same time, but you eat it up!
>>338132829
I love how the arms bounce as much on the other one as much as the first girl's tits.
>>338141574
she's a bit porky to pull off samusi would still rail her fat anus hard though
>>338150720
>start lifting
This is the only good advice you have provided. The rest is literally irrelevant.
>>338132829
There's a reason ME!ME!ME! was about being addicted to 2D, I nearly vomitted watching this.
>>338152174
thats funny and sad at the same time if thats an actual person and not something someone propped up in an old wheelchair
>>338129204
>someone is already fucking the real life tracer
how this makes you feel anon
>>338135496
> this
Nerdy girls can be so charming. Day one once. She was so insecure and sweet. Very refreshing.
It was a bit much after a while
>>338142373
Fresno here dude. A suh
>>338153836
If you want a good lay, you need to go for the average or slightly insecure chick. The attractive ones feel like you're fucking a fish. Like a clown fish.
>>338131651
they're just trying to make you feel at home yankie doodle.
>>338152578
By bettering yourself you can raise yourself above the women and be able to pick one of your choosing instead of feeding off the leftovers.
But bettering yourself should be for yourself; getting women is just a neat side-effect. Going to the gym, getting educated and such for the sole reason of getting pussy is fucking stupid.
>>338133032
Fuck Im dying
>>338135709
Afro Samurai
Cool series
>>338144676
Natascha encinosa she's got a twitter account
>>338152764
>by recognizing that there's nothing special or unique any any one of them
You say this, but according to your original advice you need to be good looking and fit, despite the fact that most of these women are anything but that, you need to be well read and smart, despite the fact that these women are anything but that, and that you need to be confident, despite the fact that these women are anything but that (it's the main reason why they live from getting attention from these beta nerds)?
So you're not putting women on a pedestal by saying a guy should be confident, fit, well spoken, well read, intelligent and charming in order to pick up some 4/10 fat attention whore with daddy issues and a mental capacity of a 12 year old (which is, let's be honest, your average woman at these conventions)? This emasculation is exactly what feminists want.
>>338152174
Now thats a cosplay you wont see very often.
>>338133784
More
>>338143860
>gyno
Some people really shouldn't touch steroids.
>>338130561
>shygal
>>338143189
How does one become confident?
>>338134705
More of gril on left
am i in /fit/ now or /cgl/ or is this still /v/?
>>338133041
>>338133432
>be a fat midget
>slap on some overalls and a hat and you're suddenly a character. boring as fuck.
I-I was just pr-pretending to be a fat midget
>>338130561
>Don't just stare at it, Anon. Snifit.
>>338140442
More please
>>338138172
Photographer reporting in.
Do sports. They're an easy way in when you find a good club who is fine shooting for you.
>>338153751
>average and fat american sluts have anything to do with real women
Get a grip, m8
>>338130561
wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much
do u think these cosplay girls like having sex?
>>338155154
spotted the /v/irgin
>>338136085
>fat fetish is related to testosterone
weeew
>>338137774
Benny from Fire Emblem Fates.
>>338135492
Is that the dranei from the porn comic?
>>338130962
>>338133406
Somehow I'd expect this kind of taste from a board that likes little girls and trannies. That's a pretty perfect ass size there, not one of those disgusting ghetto nigger asses but also not a no-ass either.
>this thread
>>338155553
for sure
>>338135709
here is your answer
>>338134557
You're supposed to get with the horny ugly chicks, you fucking moron.
Like the entire point of these things is for ugly awkward people to bang each other.
>>338152857
>When you preorder your suit at Walmart
>>338131740
I'm Irish and even I find that disgusting.
>>338135104
>stop fantasizing about things you're never gonna have
that's what fantasies are for moron
well what did I expect of a nigger
>>338157107
You just were looking for an excuse to say nigger.
>>338132442
Going to a convention soon and have a plastic AK47 airsoft gun for my cosplay, how fucked am I?
>>338144194
She will more than likely have panties on anon
>>338157340
I'm always looking for an excuse to say nigger
nigger
Powergirl is here!
>>338143391
Or they misinterpret "confidence" to mean "obsessive persistence". A woman turns you down? Leave and move on. Whining or begging or getting angry makes you look like a psycho in the making. True confidence is being okay with yourself whether or not you get rejected.
>>338130962
a fat ass I want in my face. faggot
>>338152174
tfw dick still works but can never fap again
>>338132008
Why is Gene cosplay guy such a photobomb?
>>338153631
more of her!
>>338130962
that's not a fat ass, that's a perfect ass
>>338130010
There's some nasty shit cooking and it ain't momma's fried chicken
>>338132953
I would buy her poteito ifuknowutimen
I'm Irish but is my taste in asses good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Wwycz4qMQ
>>338161012
Her ass has Parkinsons. I'm so sorry.
>>338161012
>sexcon
wat
>>338141401
>tfw opening the link
>scrolling
>"man, such a shame that girls like this never show any-"
>scrolling
>mfw
>>338158005
Does she have like, scales in her tit?
>>338161304
my penis was pleasantly surprised too
>>338132953
Is that Cintermex in Monterrey?
>>338161190
http://galleries.apps.chicagotribune.com/redeye-chicago-sexcon-2015-photos-20150502/
>>338135709
Anything you want. You don't have to look exactly like the thing you're cosplaying. The costume is the important part. Unless you care about accuracy down to the point that much. If so, good luck finding anything. Black characters are mostly shit.
I want to ___ on Gum!
>>338162368
sit
>>338132953
>yfw she ismexican
>>338144385
this makes a LOT of sense...
>>338143924
WHO NEEDS HEALING?dazzel bros ww@?
>>338140980
>>338141574
[Spoiler]Do you have nudes?[/spoiler]
>>338130010
nigga wat
>>338134557 (You)
Nice copypasta m8 :^)
>>338140485
nice r/atheism cosplay friend
>>338130085
lol /v/irgins
>>338162804
>capital S
Is this the new meme? Or do you not just press Ctrl+s?
>friend tells me that comicons / vidya cons / anime cons are great ways to get a quick lay.
>decide to go to one dressed as Nate Drake because it's simple and let's me keep my fit look
>as soon as we walk in, two half naked cosplay girls run up to my buddy and I and start chatting us up
>they keep walking around with us after we basically ignore them for 20 minutes talking to other girls
>turn around and tell them we're going back to our hotel
>they ask if they can come
Seriously the easiest hookups ever there. I've gone to many since and they are all just as simple. I really hope you guys don't stop going and keep having hope, because you all make me look even better.
>>338144385
same reason the nazis took the jews as scapegoats
there's a bit in pervert's guide to ideology where slavoj zizek mentions this and talks about the idea behind the movie jaws
to have one central enemy (the shark) so that people know what to focus on
in short, people want to be able to blame all their problems on something, even if in reality the problems originate from a multitude of sources, pretending that everything that is wrong with the world originates from one person/group makes people happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQHoGwnXpYM
>>338130183
Hahaha this guy gets no love wtf.
>>338133850
>krispy kreme bag
Cute!
>>338134390
>tfw still no good version of Zootopia to pirate yet
>>338147245
and?
i'll hit that.
>>338162001
wow so many hotties
Not enough Tharja in this thread.
>>338152857
>Tfw you do the dew too hard
>>338152857
I'd like to see this person walk around in this.
>>338138190
this is bullshit. i've worked at nightclubs for years and ugly shitty men always find a way to get a girl.
>>338163989
It would probably tear apart instantly.
>>338154580
either you are born with it or you build it up by realizing 90% of the shit you obsess over is not really a problem
After you learn to truly don't give a fuck, you'll start to make progress
>>338138190
>go get burritos at 3am
>tons of drunk men and women doing the same
>not all of them were attractive
>it didn't matter since they were very drunk
I just know most of them fucked.
>>338152174Now that's a cosplay that might have cost an arm and a leg, or two
>>338130561
>>338130010
>>338131236
Fat, uncurvy, stretch marked ass < Muscular, toned ass
You fucking plebs. No wonder fat feminists exists thank to you.
>>338165263
/cgl/ found the thread. Duck and cover.
>>338135348
It means it either hits it, or it misses. Theres no middle ground. Common sense man.
Is it time?
>>338139125
because large russian tiddies
>>338138190
>>338164319
It's actually more of an 80/20 split. If you look at research studying the patterns of female attraction towards men (both at the types of men they are attracted to and their standards when it comes to dating) We begin to see that women have much higher standards. Granted, most of the data we have from this comes from dating websites, tinder...etc. But there is something of an observable effect. Women value base things like appearance a little less than men do. Men will go after women if they are hot, women are typically looking for a few other things to go along with it, generally practicing hypergamy. They are instinctively looking for powerful men to both be supported and have the best platform on which to raise their young. This is why you will see so many articles about why girls like bad boys and other things like that. It's not that they like bad boys, it's just that they are not as pathetic as the skinny, fedora wearing bitch boys that complain about the friend zone.
TL;DR : If you want to fuck bitches like Chad, you should exude power and confidence. Go to the gym. Dress nice. Make some money. Feel good about yourself. Respond to other people's emotions and don't lock yourself away.
>>338165661
What a raging boner this gave me.
>>338166374
How about this one?
>>338165661
Oh god, thank you. I have the one with all the stupid ass faces.
>>338166629
>300 sit ups and push ups a day aka fucking nothing
What a retard 0/10 shit story
>>338160721
I can see you have nigger standards.
>>338167316
are you gay?
oh why am I asking
of course you are
>>338136881
looks like the same girl
>>338136881
>>338167584
it is the same girl
>>338164408
>>338130962
On how many layers of homossexuality are you on right now?
>>338148329
Your gf is going to carry you around in one hand??
>>338165263
how the fuck is that ass uncurvy? you're just baiting now
>>338168197
I dunno like 5 or 6
>all the low test fags ITT
As expected from people that masturbate to lolis.
Ayane
>tfw no Enji gf
>>338130962
I R E L A N D
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>girlfriend is doing a costuming degree
>really wants to cosplay someday
Any ideas lads? I'm tempted to get her to make me one of those suits the soldiers in MGSV wear and just go around to every Snake cosplayer I see, salute them, and shout "THANKS BOSS"
>>338169410
If you're /fit/ you should ask her to make you a Warframe Tenno costume.
>>338169410
>costuming degree
you just made that up
>>338168163
Dat stomach.
>>338169590
That's not a bad idea actually, I've got the right build for Excalibur but I'm sadly not swole enough for Rhino.
>>338169662
Nope, it's got a focus on theatrical costumes but many of the people doing her course are doing it so they can get better at cosplay.
>>338136881
It was confirmed. There's also a fucking TON of nudes floating about
>>338134390
Maid cosplay.
Too lewd to show.
>>338132656
>That snaggle toothed bitch realizing that ass is taking away her attention
Lel
>>338170050
Me and her would fuck like rabbits.
>>338152147
Pretty sure he's just there for the ass
>>338170654
What's that supposed to be? Lulu?
>>338169764
>>338169764
Then you have to make the two guns and the sword. But if it's done well it would look pretty fucking cool.
>>338170654
>>338171827
>>338172127
>>338163235
Yes there is I watched it the other day.
Film's ok.
>>338172353
>>338148329
I will be the chips
>>338133114
neeeeeeerrddddsssss
off to work
its been fun
>>338129204
Holy THICC
>>338135104
bu the thing is that I rarely get to talk to girls at all so in con I could maybe have a change at least to talk to girls, haven't been to one so dunno
>>338173470
>>338135496
this I want
>>338173535
I hate the source material but I have to give it props for keeping the transforming feature
>>338173758
>>338135709
you can cosplay a nigger
>post the same thing all over again the thread
>>338173842
yeah I'm not a fan of rwby but I still love that.
>>338138315
no one is stopping you
>>338173870
>>338134178
hnnnnnngggg bodystockings
>>338138172
you could also photograph bands
>>338174013
>>338174272
http://imgur.com/5rhgi5R tfwcan't post this
>>338136590
>hambeasts
skelleton fetishist detected
>>338140485
i miss the days when hating religion is the norm around here fucking reddit ruins everything
>>338163351
>>338147245
photoshop king
>>338174376
that dick
>>338163351
>>338147245
Wait what.
>>338164536
thanks doc
>>338174376
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