>Marine from Enter the Gungeon
I didn't ask for this
>>338089943
>villager -animal crossing
fuck you
Time to start a pin collection.
>Doomguy
>>338089943
>Europa Universalis 4
>FRANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvKVbvxKfdY&list=PLPi81txCiOm3zdK-QbfTe4DuGu3E8Po63
Neet
>Nathan Graves from Castlevania:CotM
I don't think I could've gotten a better Castlevania character,he's pretty overpowered.
>>338089943
>ashen onesoft sobbing
>>338089943
>Skroig from Dungeon of the Endless
Atleast I'm good at stabbing things
>>338089943
>elite GIGN member
I'm okay with this
>final fantasy III
gain abilities based on what job I choose.its a disappearing captcha episode
>B.J. Blaskowicz from TNO
If this means I also get his awesome physique, hell yeah,
If this also means I get PTSD, eh still a fair trade.
Here we go
Postal Dude
>bullet from enter the gungeon
So I get a cool projectile shooting bullet slicing sword, and immunity to contact damage? Does this mean I'm impervious to punches and what not too? Either way, pretty neat
>>338090750
Why ?
Now we both can enjoy living forever
>>338089943
I should go.
I guess I can do magic now.
>EVE Online
>space jew with billions in assets inflating prices in newbie areas and mass producing products in safe markets
I'll take it.
>>338091174
Oh right, ashen one doesn't gain hollowing until yoel activates the darksign
It'd still be bad, but not as bad
As long as there were othersprobably would end up like undead legion anyways
>the guy from factorio
sheeeeit.
>>338089943
>cute wind archer witch with frilly dress and wings
ok
>>338089943
>Max Rockatansky
I'll bet the Jews did this
>47
Well, at least I have steady employment for life I guess.
>>338089943
>dota2/csgo
>speaks fluent russian
>>338091306
Damn, pretty good.
>Fateless one from Amalur
I was an ice mage so neat I guess
>>338089943
>Infiltrator from planetside 2
Invisibility, neat?
>>338089943
>B.J. Blazkovicz
so I cansurvive a nuke? Awesome
>>338089943
Fuck. I'm a mii of a black guy
>Lux
Ok
>>338089943
>DoomGuy's Suit
>Infinite Rage
>A Seraph's blessing for increased strength and speed
>Incorruptible Spirit, immune to demonic possession
>Ability to harness argent energy and power-ups without becoming a demon or just dying from argent energy
>????
>Doomguy
>>338089943
So, basically
ITT you can respawn
Master Yi
imokaywiththis.jpg
>>338089943
But I was playing Mount & Blade.
...
I guess at least now I'm physically healthy enough to run from place to place?
I gained the ability to scale shit. Last game I played was Uncharted 4.
I'll assume I get the robot too.
That is if I can get the suit and weapon
>Anti-gravity jetpack booster
>Anti-friction boots
>Spinfusor
I wish to go fast
>Run at a reasonably fast pace forever
>Double Jump
bretty gud
>>338089943
i can regenerate health, teleport short distances, vanish from sight at a distance of 60m or more, maintain 20/20 vision even with one eye closed, sense people through walls, survive multiple gunshot wounds and thats about it to my knowledge
>>338093009
oh i can also tell if someone is looking at me and i can slow down time
>Can swing massive weapons with relative ease
>Can land from a 100+ foot drop without getting hurt
>Can stay underwater for inhuman lengths of time
>AA2
fucks sake.....
>My curse upon you
>>338093109
>>338093009
Hitman? MGS?
>>338089943
>jc denton
How does this work since skills and abilities vary by player?
>>338093514
mgsv famalam
>>338093367
>inhuman time
>record time holding breath underwater is 22 minutes
is prettygood but not inhuman
>all that firepower
>a fucking jetpack
>pot that lets me instantly heal myself
>The ability to cause miracles
So will everything always just work out for me?
>>338089943
>Transistor
>Stop time and plan out my moves
>Special powers and a talking sword if I get the weapon too
>>338090228
>>338092092
>>338092135
RIP AND TEAR
>>338095358
Are those really powers and/or abilities or is that just technology that actually has nothing to do with the character at all?
>Demon Hunter
>the ability to shoot bows fast and cartwheel around everywhere
At least I can bring a horde of shadow animals with me everywhere.
>Shits out great scientists every couple of years
>Advanced army of musketmen in 1200AD
>Been emperor for millenniums
>Still can't tell fucking Kamehameha to calm the fuck down.
>>338089943
>Phoenix Wright
Um, can I convince people that Battleborn is just as good as Overwatch?
>>338095049
Well, for the average human, it sure is.I didn't know about the record. Holy shit.
>>338089943
>Level 4 Oblivion character
I can jump pretty high and throw fireballs that do as much damage as a poke with a toothpick, nice.
>>338089943
>There was an ace pilot they called 'Solo-wing Pixy'
>This man was his buddy.
>Malfurion
>Turn into bur
>turn in cat
>summon angry trees to charge at enemies
>commune with nature and shit
>you know he has the best weed
>still can't avoid getting kidnapped every other year
FeelsBadMan
brb killing god
>>338089943
>Have to take a drug which doesn't exist in our universe
>Can now craft crazy items without needing tools, just a bench
>Can get shot up a bunch of times and drink some coffee creamer to fix myself
>Pretty buff
>Godly photography skills
I've apparently covered wars, you know. Pretty good for the 24 hours before I become the first ever zombie.
The ability to sonic boom, flash kick, and have awesome hair consistently.
>FUCK yeah!
>Cat from Cat Goes Fishing
Can fish really good now...with explosives
Perhaps I have the senses of a cat now?
>Isaac from Dead Space
So, I get some engineering knowledge and real strong stomping powers.
Do I get the PTSD and Marker-mindfuck shenanigans too?
WELP, NICE KNOWING YOU GUYS
>come back from the dead when I die
yissss
>>338092349
>uncharted 4
So you can walk in high resolution and that's about it
>>338096616
Nobody can do that
>Flynn from SMT IV
So, a normal person. Dang
>>338097072
i don't get it
>>338089943
Roland from Borderlands.
I suppose I could throw down a turret to heal people. That's kinda cool. And I could sell the ammo it drops.
Ok, I'm set for fucking life actually.
>syndicate atmospheric technician
>have the ability to flood the station with plasma at anytime
>PDA uplink for them contraband items
>>338089943
>rocket up my arse and inability to do aerials
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
>>338097741
He's ultra dead IIRC
>New Vegas character
I will be alot smarter, and will be able to fast travel and have a pip boynice
This is good I guess?
Leaving before spoilers.
My level 60 summoner
>Crusader Kings II
>Duke Eadmund Eadwulfing of Essex
So I'm now a world-class diplomat and a pretty good swordsman too. Neat.
>Gotta go fast!
>>338089943
>Running With Rifles
wow so I can die 20 times in a span of 3 minutes
>>338097372
Climb anything as long as it has well defined ledges or hand holds.
Ability to escape from any life threatening situation.
Ability TO MURDER EVERYTHING without being pursued by law enforcement.
Ability to somehow smuggle guns everywhere.
>hebby
>super-buff
>slow
Doesn't matter, no sane person would fuck with me anyway.
>>338089943
>Civ V AlexanderGood luck faggots im behind 7000 city states
>Dragonborn
>47 from Blood Money
I can knock people out, wear their clothes and fool saps into thinking I'm the person I knocked out? dope
>>338089943
Dark Souls 3
>>338096648
pretty sure the guy inhaled pure oxygen before going under
>DOOM Marine
RIP AND TEAR
rip n tear?
>>338098371
oh hi there.
RIP 7k skeletons.
>Pac-Man
I don't know how to feel about this.
>jotaro
shit's ballin yo
>>338089943
>unkindled
shit.
>>338089943
>the imperial guard from DOW
so nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKIAMAqGNIY
>>338098171
You feel ill.
I'm now a belly dancing half-genie who can transform into animals.
Neat...I guess?
>>338100810
Eyes of Heaven?
I'm okay with this
>DoA 5LR
>Phase 4
I'm a sad sexy ninja who can teleport. I'm ok with this.
it takes a lot to keep me down
>>338102009
get sniped
I've got everyone in this thread beat, except for Shulk/Summoner
At the very least, I out DPS both of them, and can shoot purple blobs of death out of my dick.And open a portal to the sword dimension and become a sword demon
>>338089943
>the autistic pc in runescape
oh boy
>>338089943
>My FFXIV Dragoon
Oh boy, just like my Japanese animes
You can all go home now, I got this.
>One Piece: Burning Blood demo
GOMU-GOMU SHITPOSTU
Daud from Dishonored
This is like the best outcome for this situation.
>>338089943
>The Long Dark
uhhh, some survivability?
>>338089943
https://youtu.be/RCha2lbWYhM
>>338089943
>Iori Yagami
The flames might be cool, but I don't want any Blood Riot shenanigans
>>338104034
>All those people playing gundam breaker 3 on /v/
I'm proud of you guys
>>338089943
Generic ArmA Soldier
Shitty stamina and autistic movment
I'm gonna make everyone into a little boy