How would you make a game that features the zodiac and their goddesses?
Here are some ideas:
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
>Followers of Sagittarius have the best DEX growth
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat and good growth, they also have nice curves
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
>>338032148
I'd rather the Chinese Zodiac.
Too bad I wasn't born in a dragon year
Libra here.
Time to tip the scales and praise Anubis pussy!
>>338032148
Why does the Gemini have two people?
>>338032148
>Aquarius
>Female
What the fuck
>>338032148
>aquarius
>undine
Fuck yes!
>>338033337
Twins, you idiot. The real question is why does pisces get two mermaids? I don't care if the symbol has two fish, you don't get to have two mermaids.
>>338032148
Taurus here, male
The fuck is Capricorn supposed to be?
>>338032148
> Cancer
This makes me so terrified as if some sort of destined fate
>>338033657
Baphomet
>>338032893
Libra here as well
We get the undisputed bestgirl
>>338033615
It's Pisces, not Pisci.
>>338033751
Ugh. Stupid lucky Virgo gets a cute demon...
>tfw when born sign changing day
>tfw will be 25 years old on Sunday
Gemini, high charisma and intelligence.
>no place so stick it in in the rightmost column
>>338032148
>Female Followers of Virgo are blessed with high charisma stat
Yeah those beta bitches don't get shit like that
Anyway, who Libra here?
>>338032148
>Male Followers of Cancer are doomed to be manlets who suck at life and cry about stupid shit
What is this meme?
>>338032148
>Capricorn
>Get best vagina out of all monsters
I'm not into loli
>>338032148
>Followers of Aries have the best STR and SPEED growth
Not a bad idea, but goddamn, as an Aries I'm nowhere near close to what it implies in descriptions. At best, my attitude towards people I'm close.
Zodiac's weird.
>>338032148
like this
>>338032148
Sagittarius here.
>>338032148
>Followers of Aquarius get magic/mana boost
>Followers of Gemini can dual-class
>Followers of Scorpio get 5% innate poison resistance and have a 10% chance to do 50% extra poison damage when landing a critical hit
>>338032148
Why is Virgo a vampire
>>338032148
why is virgo a succubus?
>>338033615
They don't look like twins. More like sisters or something. Why are Gemini's associated with twins again?
>>338034441
>Gemini is represented by the twins Castor and Pollux.[3] The symbol of the twins is based on the Dioscuri, two mortals that were granted shared godhood after death.[4]
>>338032148
This thread made me look up zodiac sign stuff and whoa, they're amazingly accurate to how I see myself as a person. Huh.
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-taurus.html
>>338034389
I think it's supposed to be ironic
Taurus master race.
>>338034686
>tfw you're an ironic succubus
>>338034661
>>338034806
>tfw libra
>tfw your zodiac says you're basically a gigantic slut
>tfw people say you're "way too friendly" or "a litte handsy"
I just wanna be friends with everybody...
>>338035119
Libra's are, supposedly sluts, to who they truly love and little else... Most of this depends on your other houses I guess. Too friendly is true though, and having hard choices taking sides and such...
I had a very close friend who was a Libra. Probably the best friend I ever had.
>>338035119
Touching dicks isn't being friendly, anon. It's molestation.
>>338035119
Are you a succubus? I'd be friends with you in a heartbeat.
>>338035119
I had a libra friend once, it was literally impossible to not accidentally think you were in a relationship with her since she practically flirt every single fucking time and fucked everyone, in the end she was going out with 10 guys and I was like back the fuck off lmao.
Do I get a weird stat bonus for being born at the very start of a new sign? The influence of a sign can't be that strong on the very first day.
>>338035562
Did she always look a bit sweaty, maybe a bit sticky?
Sex with Virgo!
>>338032148
I'm a scorpio and I want to fuck the Taurus
>>338034220
same
>>338035119
>>338036464
Taurus here. Steam ID?
>>338036249
But that is just a little girl.
Unless you're thoughts are like pic related.
>>338032335
>tfw born in a COCK year
>>338032148
aries - str/dex
taurus - vit/str
gemini - int/cha
cancer - wis/vit
leo - str/vit
virgo - cha/int
libra - wis/int
scorpio - dex/str
sagittarius - dex/vit
capricorn - vit/int
aquarius - int/cha
pisces - cha/int
Who
>sun Capricorn
>moon Aries
>ascending Leo
here?
>>338032148
>goddesses
It would have to be cute boy gods or it would be shit.
>>338035119
You think you have difficulties?
Add to your statement being socially retarded. A recipe for failure
>>338036970
I'm Capricorn. How do I know if I'm Sun?
>>338035214
>Had
What happened to him/her?
>>338036970
>moon Aries
Manchild detected.
>>338037083
There's Zodiac calculators online capribro, if you remember your exact birth time you'd find it quite easy
Why does gemini have to be so boring compared to the rest?
>>338032335
>tfw earth dragon / taurus
feels alright man
>>338034661
The trick is to be vague enough and throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick, then people will ignore all the shit that slid off the wall and go "huh, wow look at how much shit stuck to that wall.
If you're really bored, go check out the Wu Xing, which was kind of an element/seasonal based astrology thing China does, which is fucking weird. You'd think they'd have spent all their time doing more useful shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_astrology#Wu_Xing
>>338037147
Nothing. Bad circumstances led our friendship to break due to other people. Most Libra's will fight for a very good friendship and he did too, but in the end it wasn't enough. I feel lonelier everytime I think about it.
>>338036970
Aries Sun, Taurus Rising & Aquarius Moon.
>Be 15 years old
>Get my hands on some Chinese Zodiac book
>It's actually a "things people will never tell you"
>Lists all the "negative" and :mature" parts of each sign
>Be Scorpio
>Book says Scorpio are very sexually active and are kinky as fuck
>Think nothing of it at the time
>Be 25 now
>Jerking off every day to everything under the sun
I need to find that damn book again. I think it was called "Things your astrologist will never tell you" or something.
>>338032335
I got Fire Ox
The funny thing is that I also got Cancer for sun sign so I have fire and water
>>338037242
Looks like I'm a Sun Capricorn then.
>>338037516
I'm interested. Find it for us please.
>>338037516
Do it and share your knowledge.
>>338036970
>sun Cancer
>moon Aries
>ascending Libra
>manlet irl
>everyone thinks I am nice when I am actually an egoistic brat who deserves every cuckolding and bad shit happening to me
>>338037584
That means I like you.
Reminder that the Monster Girl Encyclopedia is being brought over, hardcover, in September.
>>338037202
>tfw moon aries usually has mommy issues
>tfw only fap to mom/son joi
This shits not just some bullshit man
>tfw gemini
What are we even supposed to be like according to astrology?
Why does cancer always get such a bad rep?
I have a theory. Ignorant fags associate it with the modern term for cancerous growths and therefore attribute negative aspects towards it when in fact cancer the zodiac sign means nothing of the sort.
>>338037242
>if you remember your exact birth time
I couldn't see a clock when I came out of the womb. It might have been behind the curtain or just somewhere above me mum. They wrapped me in blankets pretty quickly. Couldn't see much from then on.
>Sun Taurus
Am I okay?
>>338037994
Tom Cruise is the most famous one
>>338036909
>Libra isn't just a balanced all-round class
LOL we aint the scales for nothing, bitch!
>>338032148
how much does data collection pay, anon?
>>338038047
Ask your mom. They're good at that stuff.
Mine was 6:20 PM.
>>338037994
We got a fucking crab for our sign
It's not really surprising people make fun out of us
>>338037994
Ebi, ebi.
>>338032148
>Scorpio is always fucking edgy
Why? I know it's a scorpion but come on ;_;
>>338037516
Is this the one?
https://archive.org/stream/TheOnlyAstrologyBookYouWillEverNeed/TheOnlyAstrologyBookYouWillEverNeed_djvu.txt
Sagittarius (best sign) here. I do often play archer in games and love hunting. AlsoCerea a cutie.
Classes based on signs would be a cool break from the usual "warrior rogue mage" shit.
Cancer tanky crab armor. Aries magic warriors. Taurus beserker. Gemini clone magic or requires switching between to characters. Story would have to be based around the zodiac as well.
Cardinal Wind-Horse Libra
Detailed as whimsical and impulsive, very sexually open
Great friends and the best secret keepers (because they don't usually pay enough attention to it to remember it when called upon)
>>338037697
>>338037701
It's called Nasty Astrology: Things your astrologer will never tell you about your star signI have no idea how to read books for free online like I do movies or tv shows.
>>338037981
If Sun/Ascendat, it means you love communication in general, talking, etc...
>>338038071
Sun Taurus is basically the chill people who are somewhat materialistic, but not in a bad way.
>>338038317
Or would it be neat for the classes to be named after Zodiac signs and the story literally never references the Zodiac at all? :3
>supposed Gemini traits: talkative and social
>mfw shut in and ronery
What the fuck i am ? I mean i have born in 22 november so i always fall between scorpio and sagitarius...
Fuck life
>>338038860
You are saggitarius. The end.
>>338032148
>being the only Leo here
>female too
Shit.
>>338039164
Leave it to a Leo to be such an attention whore
>>338032893
>>338033794
My scales brothers.
>>338032148
I'm not taurus but I want to rub my dick on those abs.
>>338039164
Why does your being a female make the slightest bit of difference? Why did you care to bring it up?
People here immediately don't care and usually resent people for bringing up what sex they are because it's irrelevant and almost exclusively used for attention.
>>338038389
I do and I tried for my amusementIts to under the radar for even undernet lol sry
>>338039341
I was looking through them being all "Don't be shit don't be shit" Then was happily surprised with the Goddess we got. I hope she's not a bitch though.
>>338037981
shut the fuck up, fampai. I love geminis
>>338039628
She looks like she would be tsundere as fuck.
>>338032148
The dates on gemini and leo are wrong.
May 21 is gemini.
>>338038269
A crab that thought it could goof Hercules up
>>338038389
you know how you google "[movie name] dvdrip/bdrip"
Same shit with books "[book name] pdf/epub" should do the trick
Sagittarius here
>centaurs are the worst monster girls
>prefer strength builds
>>338037793
Everyone likes capri-sun. Everyone.
>>338039296
>>338039526
It's fine to say because you don't care (apparently you do for the (You) to .d). Not mention OP mentioned gender specifics in the zodiac.
Thanks for the attention, anons. Just ignore it next time instead of bothering to shout out "ATTENTION WHORE" in a nutshell. You're just wasting your time unless you'd like to have a lovely discussion with me, since I do like them.
>>338039685
I think she'd be Himedere (the fucking worst personality in history), but I'm hoping for Kuudere.
She's distant because she lives so long she avoids human relationships so she won't get hurt, but when you get close to her she will love you fiercely and for long after you die.
>>338039895
I turned retarded apparently. Horrible grammar. Hope you can read it, faggots.
>>338039895
I was questioning your motive, not screaming "Attention Whore" but thanks for missing the point.
And if your sex mattered to the zodiac discussion; why did you not add to the conversation with it? "Female Leos are hardworking due to Lionesses doing all the work in the pride of actual Lions" or some shit.
I was calling out the fact that you painted yourself as female literally added nothing as you presented it other than "lol look I'm female, sux2bme"
>>338039918
I'm sticking with old-school tsundere, though I could see kuudere as well.
>>338039895
Just fuck off.
>Virgo
>cute blonde loli in a frilly dress
I guess I'm fine with that.
>tfw 6'2 Cancer that's almost finished Uni
>Picses
>always described as loyal but overly emotional
I love my friends and family, but do I really have to typecasted as a fuccboi?
I was born on September 23rd and half of the calendars say that I'm a virgo and other half that I'm a libra
>>338034661
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-sagittarius.html
Weird, this shit isn't accurate at all for me. I'm a pessimistic depressed alcoholic cunt with no friends, how's that even possible?
>>338040392
>It's a loli succubus
Say goodbye to your soul (and your semen)
Great way to die though.
>>338040497
Be Libra, we have the best peeps and now you see we have the best monster grill.
>scorpio sun
>gemini moon
What mean? Pluto was also in the scorpio at my birth which I guess is supposed to be important.
>>338040502
The alcohol? Booze is a Sagittarius's weakness.
>>338040502
>http://www.whats-your-sign.com/zodiac-symbols-for-libra.html
>Charming, harmonious and filled to the brim with energy.
First sentence, and it's already the opposite of me.
Fuck this trash.
>>338040748
I drink to cope with the other two issues.
>>338040795
Yeah, it's bullshit famalam tbqh
Male leo,
I would say high charisma and high strength and decent overall growth except for int.
>Taurus is the bull of the zodiac, and it's glyph represents this magnificent creature
literally cucking the rest of the horoscopes
>>338040497
September 24, here. do the Libra thing and say you're a Virgo-Libra cusp.
You get to enjoy having the negatives of both signs with none of the benefits!
>>338038281
>Tries to say how Scoripos are sexually dominant
>I'm actually a submissive slut
>>338040734
Versatile, sarcastic and keen sense of humor. Also makes you look like a "Know-it-all." Quick to make projects, flexible, likes change and even though you can reach big success in most fields you like, you don't really care about the status itself, but rather what got you there in the first place.
Or I can just be talking out of my ass.
>>338041047
But are you dominantly submissive? ;333
>>338041047
Hey, maybe you're just really good at convincing people to step on your face and peg you into oblivion
>>338036909
Looks good to me.
>>338038281
>>338040795 here, this one is just as much bullshit.
>Libra is active, artistic, easygoing, peaceable, prizes beauty and harmony, is diplomatic, polished, and very socially inclined.
The only thing that's even remotely true about this is the easygoing part.
>>338040140
It made me read up on stuff but I didn't mention anything while posting. Sorry for not sharing. Funny how quite a few things are somehow accurate.
Virgo.
I'm just a slut.
>>338040795
>>338040502
It probably has soemthing to do with what your sun and moon are or some shit
>sun Aquarius
>moon Gemini
>ascending Sagittarius
Is there a more fickle combination?
Everyone talks about the sluts of the zodiac circle. Meanwhile pisces are crying in a corner :(
>>338041101
Eh hit or miss. "know it all" versatile suit me, sarcastic doesn't and keen sense of humor is only a little true.
Also I'm the "get job for money so I no longer have to work" kinda guy.
This stuff is still fun though.
Wouldn't mind a vidya game that used a complex astrology chart for stats or classes or something.
>Sun Libra
>Moon Capricorn
>Ascending Aries
I'm confused. What does this mean?
>>338032148
>capricorn is baphomet
>>338041335
I like identifying as my star sign as a novelty, but I don't hold any stock in it. I imagine it like a little club with the dumbest criteria ever.
Everywhere I find tends to give every star sign very vague, and occasionally contradictory, statements about the reader and even more vague "negatives" about the reader so they feel like the list is more real.
Yeah they're novel to read up on and I've read up on my star sign more than most, but I wouldn't expect to find some grand revelation about yourself from them; you can find self-validation though, which is usually a good thing, unless it positively reinforces dickish behaviour.
Male Virgo, high charisma & Int with decent growth everywhere else if you aren't a bum.
>>338041602
Don't worry anon
I'll fuck some extra sluts just for you
>>338041628
Though "get job for money" attitude is also fitting.
The reason most of this is hit or miss for most people is because nobody actually goes into other houses besides Sun, Moon and Rising/Ascendant. You're meant to take each house in consideration and as you progress, you remove inconsistencies.
I know way too much of this shit from pure curiosity, but I like it.
>>338041749
It's a loli succubus.
>>338041824
What are your thoughts on Koreans and their fixation on blood type?
>>338039895
>being the only Leo here
>Leave it to a Leo to be such an attention whore
I was making a joke about how leos like taking charge and being the center of things. But I guess that flew over your head
>>338041681
Libra is sort of your true personality.
Capricorn is how you feel emotionally and "the soul"
Aries is "your true sign" and also how most people percieve you when you meet them for the first time.
>>338041837
Thats mean
>>338032335
>Once had a GF who had the dragon zodiac while I was a fucking bunny.
At least the strap-on she used didn't hurt too much.
>>338033887
The plural is Pisces, though. Not every Latin plural ends in -i ya know.
>>338041961
The Japanese do it too. I think of it the exact same thing. It's just a novelty that I don't really hold stock in, and if your blood type DOES affect your personality in some way, the blood-type personality thing popped up long before we had the technology to determine what equated to what anyway so they're still probably wrong.
>>338041628
>>338041101
>>338041858
Actually I looked up scorpio pluto and scoprio sun and this came up
>The Pluto in Scorpio generation was filled with upheavals and scandals and a renewed interest in the metaphysical realm. For someone born with the Sun conjunct Pluto in Scorpio, this energy would have hit particularly home, making the person experience the spectrum of Pluto in Scorpio in a very personal manner.
Early trauma and loss of loved ones, a feeling of being disconnected from the world at large, a profound loneliness born out of an ability to see through the false façades that people wear make make that more empathetic than the other Scorpio Suns.
Fuck me I was not ready for that, I lost a decent amount of immediate family members at a young age and have a strong distrust of people do to surviving members destructive habits.
>>338042108
You can watch I guess
>>338032148
Aries here. And my favorite archetype in games to play is the hard hitting rush down characters.
I was fucking born for this.
Gemini here. I suppose my stats would have to be INT and CHA.
>>338042371
Pluto's like a big challenge that hits you hard for you to be changed around it so that seems about right. I wish you the best of luck though.
>>338042385
I'm freaking weird on this. I'm Aries Sun and Taurus Ascendant, but unless it's a very active game I usually play things like Support.
>>338032335
>Fire Ox/Leo
Cows are lame, but I guess fire is my attribute.
>>338042384
Not into it. I'll pass
>caring about your zodiac sign
Im libra, but i craft my own stars.
Also monster girls are for fags.
>>338038272
Ebin. Simply Ebin.
>>338037994
Cancer and proud.
>be kid reading zodiac shit
>scorpio
>scorpios are kinky fucks
>pass it off as horse shit
>years pass and im now a sadomasochist and get sexually aroused by leather
fucking hell man.
>>338032148
But I'm a male Virgo, Anon.
>>338041824
It's just fun to read. It's human natural behaviour to dismiss what is untrue about themselves and only look at what's true to them and what actually matters. If it isn't that, they will naturally try to find a way to link it together because they can in a vague manner.
Well, I've read stuff every now and then but I tend to forget what it's all about and have to reread it to know whats up. I agree with self validation. It's not a giant revelation at all. It simply makes you think more of your actual personality and preferences even when not everything is entirely true. Although, I do believe some people derive way more due to their life circumstances than others. It's generally good to assume that the "base" of anyone is close to their zodiac. If it isn't, you'll probably notice it soon enough.
>>338041979
It sure does fly over my head as the attention appears to be nice but yet, I don't care much. Afterall, I prefer a challenging discussion instead. Taking charge is fine, but I've grown lazy that I rather sit back and do the minimum instead...unless I truly want to achieve something. The reason is that people are a pain to lead. Feels like energy wasted I could spend into actively playing videogames or something.
>>338041824
I have the sperg and
>be taurus
>actually feel like a lot of things were spot-on when reading about it
>read that taurus are supposed to be stronk bullmode badasses
>actually get motivated into starting to lift
And that's how I got gymming
>>338032335
I don't know what to think about being both a Leo and a Rabbit
>june=cancer
So how do i fuck the crab?
>>338032148
>tfw when taurus
>want to lick them abs
So delicious looking.
>>338035214
Yeah! I'm just a pure slut. Nothing wrong with that
>>338035226
I mean, I'm not gay, but sometimes a person's face just NEEDS to be touched. You know what I mean? pic related.
>>338035562
Damn man, sorry to hear that.
>>338035234
I wish
>>338036675
Sorry senpai. friend's list is full.
>>338037051
Don't forget vain, indecisive and shamelessly materialistic. Yup, that's me
>>338045063
I really don't know what you mean. You don't just go touching peoples faces, anon. Keep your hands to yourself.
Sun: Sagittarius
moon: Libra
ascending: Scorpio
What does it mean?
>>338032335
>Fire Tiger/Leo
awww yea
>>338045308
Well duh. You introduce yourself first, get to know them. And THEN you rub their soft chins
I know the protocol
>>338045308
Not that anon, but most people, if not all, have a non-rational fetish to touch certain spots on their loved ones, doesn't matter where.For me, hugs are fucking awesome if it's with a person I really love. Or being headpatted. Then again, no gf so RIP.
>>338034661
>Tiger
>Leo
>supposed to be charismatic, outgoing types
>I'm shy, don't talk much unless spoken to, and exude an invisible aura in group settings
>>338046143
Perhaps your Ascendant/Moon signs say otherwise. Who knows.
>>338045063
Whats your opinion on pisces?
>>338038047
You remember your own birth?
>>338046420
Lonely introverts with a tendency towards drug abuse and day dreaming?
Fucking.
Adorable.
>>338046053
Softly caressing your loved one is one thing. Fondling your m8s is something else.
>>338047350
Yeah, you're right.
But people in general are weird, so I honestly expect anything from anyone these days.
>>338047136
I see. Not doing drugs myself but I can guess I abuse things till I get bored of them ( that sounded better in my head)
>>338047557
What I meant was you're very into escapism and shit like that. You're like a hippie, now that I think about it
Did some research into signs and I got
>Sun Scorpio
>Moon Libra
>Ascendant Taurus
And apparently I'm born in a Pluto in Scorpio year, which says that you deal with a lot of tragic events at a child, which I did. I lost my father and great grandmother a year apart from each other
>>338047737
I get what you mean, dont worry.
Does anyone like to take their two Zodiac signs and fuse them together to see what you get?
>Virgo
>born on Year of Dog
>mfw I'm literally a bitch
>>338032335
>tfw year of the rat
Shit sucks, atleast im Leo in the regular zodiac signs
>>338032148
>all of them are waifus/ godesses
I'm upset. Like, should AT LEAST Leo and Taurus be guys?
>>338032148
Gib me my Anubis waifu, fucker.
Aquarius here.
>>338036846
yeah, same.
I really like Centaurs (especially futa ones) but I was always more of a STR than a DEX kinda person.
>tfw Gemini
>tfw manipulative as fuck
Is this a common trait for Gemini's or am I just a cunt?
>>338032148
>cancer
w-wew thats uh not gross at all
>>338048038
>dragon
>gemini
>literally pic related
>>338037319
Mah nigga same here
Who /Pisces/ here
>born year of the rooster
I don't know how I feel about being a water Cock
>>338048549
did she outgrowed mr steppy? :(
So do Taurus girls end up fit or with huge, lactating, chests?Or both?
Reminder that Aquarius is canonically best girl.
>>338048038
At least post the full thing, it's pretty innocent anyways
>>338048038
>Sagittarius
>Rabbit
>Both are always looking for a challenge and take them on with positive outlooks
>Easily makes friends due to polite but frank demeanor
Sounds right.
>>338048624
Apparently Gemenis are sociable and good with people so probably
>>338032335
>tfw dragon
HELL yeah.
>Sun Gemini
>Moon Leo
>Rat
Explain?
>>338048624
There's no correlation between personality and astrological signs.
You're just a cunt.
>>338049038
>>338048954
Aight good to know good to know.
>>338048905
>In May 2002, a 74-year-old man from Johannesburg bled to death from cuts received when he fell on shattered porcelain from a toilet bowl that had collapsed under his weight.
>>338048897
Neither, because the minotaur was a guy.
I hope you like cock and/or futa, anon, because that's what horns mean.
>>338032335
>tfw pig
Fuck me
>>338049097
How fat was he
>>338032148
In the internet zodiac, everyone is a cancer
>tfw wanted to be a calm, stoic and strong sign
>Got the temperamental, emotional sign
Zodiacs are gay. At least they got the "constantly mad" part right.
>>338049191
Fat as a horse
>>338049203
haha epic my man xd! /v/ was never good!
>>338049180
I'd fuck you if you're a Nezumi pig.
>>338049239
Aww, is somebody upset they're cancer?
>>338049097
Average /v/ poster beware this might be you
>>338049332
I'm scorpio my dude
>>338048821
Pisces
Water monkey
And im going to die alone..
>>338048549
>>338048905
i just realized how weird these things are
particularly because they have 6 limbs. like a giant mammal ant or something like that
>>338049097
How long till terrorists start tampering with the structural integrity of toilets to kill us all?
>Gemini
>Year of the Horse
I'm okay with this
>>338034441
Because we're two faced as all get out.
>>338036846
'93 is the year to be
It rhymes so you know it's true
>tfw scorpio
Fuck hedonism, I wanna be a prude.
>>338032335
Rabbit
>>338032335
Dragon/Gemini
>Water Monkey Cancer
>manlet
JUST
>>338048038
So I got sun Cancer and moon Sagittarius
For a bonus I am fire ox
In other words I am that one asshole wizard wearing blue that lives in water area and uses fireballs
>>338049814
Want a hug anon? Water monkey too
Why is /x/ here?
>>338049518
they already tampered with food to make you heavy enough to break them
>Taurus/Metal Horse
>Mostly chill, try to be supportive all the time, but can't handle my own situations when things go south
I have no idea what all incorporates my combo though.
>>338035834
kind of, yeah, she was from eastern europe (go fucking figure, all sluts)
This should have been a Build Your Own Monmusu Harem thread using your zodiacs.
>Year of Goat/Sheep
>Sun Gemini
>Moon Sagittarius
>Rising Cancer (kek)
So I get Bapho-loli, Doppelganger loli, Horse Pussy, and Crab loli.
Not bad. What about you, anon?
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono
>>338048038
>gemini
>born in a year of a sheep
Molly?
>>338042903
>>338042903
I will fucking cut you nigga
What's this about Ascendant signs?
>>338050410
you need to reach level 100 and get reborn to pick those
>>338048038
>Scorpio
>Pig
What does even happen
>>338050410
Sun is what drives you and gives you purpose.
Moon is your inner/ natural self.
Ascendant is the facade you wear when encountering new challenges (ie literally your Persona).
You can calculate your signs on a bunch of sites. Zodiacs are bullshit anyway, it's all for fun.
>>338032335
>dog
well god damn it
>>338050503
Insect-armored orc warrior.
Not the Tolkien/ Warhammer orcs, but the rapey pig orcs with aphrodisiac semen.
>>338032148
Virgo isn't a succubus, what the fuck
>>338032148
>Be scorpio
>Get probably the worst one there except maybe cancer
Fuck you
>>338037516
My girlfriend is scorpio and we fuck a lot
>>338050890
OH IF YOU PUT IT THAT WAY
>>338050890
>rapey pig orcs with aphrodisiac semen.
fuck that
>>338032335
>Metal Goat
OH SHIT NIGGER, SACRIFICE YOUR VIRGINS TO ME.
>>338032148
This whole thread is__AIDS__
>>338048038
But the Chinese have three zodiacs for everybody..
>The public
>The inner
>The secret
It was affected by even the hour.
>>338050929
Read the monster girl encyclopedia entry for Alice. It's a loli succubus who isn't aware of her own lewdness and constantly thinks she's a virgin.
![5323150045b734457cb5e452fbaeb16d5a05a473_hq[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qSTIgzc.gif "5323150045b734457cb5e452fbaeb16d5a05a473 hq[2]")
>>338048038
>taurus
>dog
holy shit I'm a horndog
I just went through my natal chart, and I think I might have overspecialized during character creation. Almost every single part of my entire chart is described as "detached".
>tfw Libra GOAT
>Double creativity points
>Double laziness
i'm a good for nothing architecture major slacker who leave everything to the last day.
So my love life is pure cancer. Nice.
>>338032335
>>338032148
Sheep/Scorpio.
How the fuck do I make sense of this?
>>338051660
What is this exactly?
>Sun in Leo
>Moon in Pisces
>Ascendant in Sagittarius
>Midheaven in Virgo
This seems like an odd reading.
>>338032335
>wood dog
outta my fucking way here comes the pimp
>>338051821
The birth chart by date and time. Shows you what planet was in what sign and other stuff. My sun was in gemini (barely), moon in Virgo, ascendant in sagittarius.
>>338051821
his period schedule
>>338048624
It's normal, I do it from time to time. I have a weird charisma and everyone likes me, I could lie and no one could tell
For all you scrubs who don't read tea leaves but want to try interpreting your natal charts and don't know how, here's a good starting point.
https://astrolibrary.org/read/
>>338032335
>Wood pig
>Year of the pig makes me unlucky
Yet another reason why China is a shit country that never produces anything of value.
>>338032148
Virgo all the way!
>>338036909
>aquarius
>int/cha
The why do I have neither.
>>338032148
>Be Aries and get a lame ram girl
>Not be Aquarius and get delicious dark skin anubian babe
Life is pain.
>>338052670
Aquarius is the slime under it.
>>338052670
>Not be Aquarius and get delicious dark skin anubian babe
That's Libra
>>338052751
Ah, fuck. I'm still waking up. I'd still be okay with Slime, though.
>>338032335
>fire rat
NOOOOOOO
>>338052670
>taurus
>tanned
>hooves
>abs
>horns
>STR weapon
this is a good day
>>338052484
Here's an even simpler starting point.
http://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.php
>>338032148
Hey straight kill yourself fucko, cancer is rad as shit.
>>338032148
>sagittarius
B-but I don't like Pony Pussy.
>>338032148
Isn't Sagittarius just an archer? Kinda sucks how it's always associated with a centaur.
>>338032148
>tfw Pisces
>tfw Dragon (chinese)
In RPG's I roleplay as a dragon fish with two cocks
>>338051660
>Mars and Venus in Cancer
>yo want to be a family man, but you are doomed to be a shitty neet browsing /v/
JUST
>>338053529
As a Leo, it's probably in your best interest that you're not Cerea
>>338032148
>Cancer
>Manlet
I fucking wish. It sucks ass being 6'2. I wish there was a way to safely make myself shorter.
>>338032335
>tfw Pig
;_;
>>338032335
>Pig
Well, I can be a Zelda enemy now.
>>338032148
So, Libra would be balanced stats then? Fuck that's boring. Well, at least I have no weakness other than not being specialized in something
>>338032335
Golden goat.
>>338053765
>The symbol of the archer is based on the centaur Chiron, who mentored Achilles in archery
>>338048038
>aeris
>sheep
not much of a combination
>>338032148
>be lion
>be female
>don't get sweet mane
double darn it
>tfw Taurus
Tell me, what is it like to be cucks?
>Cancer
>Born in the year of the monkey
I've been told nothing but lies.
>>338054963
I don't know, how is it?
>>338055082
Wouldn't know. I'm a bull after all.
>Check height requirements to be a manlet
>5'10
>Check average male heights world wide
>Majority of the world's average is under 5'10
>Majority of the world are mostly manlets
>>338055068
Taurus and Year of the Dragon here, literally the best combination.
>>338032335
>tfw year of the dragon
I feel the dragonfire coursing through my veins.
>>338055538
They are all lucky men. Being tall with a big dick is truly suffering.
>>338055551
You're a Dungeon Keeper.
who else /aquarius masterrace/ here
This is getting dangerously close to RP.
>>338055538
>5'10 is considered manlet
Since when?
>>338032148
Fuck being born on October 23. Half the zodiac things say I'm a Libra, half say I'm a Scorpio.
Scorpions are cooler, so I'm sticking with that.
>On the cusp between Water Rooster and Wood Dog
So I'm both a cock and a bitch.
>>338032335
>tfw horse year
>leo snake
gross
>>338056248
Fellow horse. Buck up, love is out there somewhere. But since I'm also a Taurus, I'm too lazy to find it. Ah well, I'm sure I'll run into a compatible Dog or Tiger somewhere.
>>338055903
The numbers are in a weird place right now. Basically humans are evolving to be taller. The expected average male height coming up is going to be around 6'5. The numbers are weird since this is a very new development and we have a lot of older generations hanging around keeping the current average down.
A number of reasons contribute to our new found height but the biggest is access to food and more importantly food variety.
>>338056663
Sorry, evolution doesn't real.
>>338056663
>Basically humans are evolving to be taller
source?
>zodiac: aquarius
>chinese: year of the dragon
I am the Water Dragon, immortal guardian of the path to the underworld. I shepherd the dead, leading them to my holy temple in Dirge, the gateway to the afterlife.
>>338056903
Heres a random one off google. There are tons of studies on it.
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-are-we-getting-taller/
There was a big thing a while back where all the news outlets reported on the fact that people were getting taller.
>>338032148
>Cancer
I'd rather a Gemini
>>338032335
>Chinese Zodiac
No dice here either, I'm a fucking Pig in it.
>>338032148
Male
Cancer
6'4 manlet
Seems just about right id say
>>338057006
>water dragon
Damn nigga how old are youAquarius' element is air.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE /PISCES/ DID NOTHING WRONG
>>338032335
Snake>Dragon.
This is fact.
>>338057006
His regular zodiac sign is Aquarius, it has nothing to do with the Chinese version. He's either 16 or 28.
>>338058276
Snakes are shit, snake girlfriends are shit, everything about snake people are shit.
>>338058621
I'm sorry you have to deal with such intense repressed trauma.
>>338048038
Let's take it a couple steps further shall we?
>Month Birthstone
>Greco-Roman Zodiac
>Astrological Element
>Chinese Zodiac
> Chinese Zodiac Element
Come up with a combination of that.
>Citrine
>Scorpio, Water
>Dragon, Earth
Don't even know but seems promising. Maybe some sort of Black Dragon of a toxic marsh?
>>338058621
Don't hate cause you get outplayed at every step, nigga.
>Sun Aries
>Moon Pisces
>Horse, Fire
welp, I'm dying alone.
>>338057994
Oh shit, you're right. What's the whole water-bearer business about, then?
I read a little on the wiki and goddamn. Some massive homosexual god saw a hot boy, turned himself into a bird then flew down and kidnapped the poor lad. Then he forced him to fill his cups with wine for all eternity, which is probably a metaphor for something.
>>338032148
>monster backs then
big badasses murder machines
>monsters now
moe waifu shit.
what happened?
>>338058903
metaphors about getting completely wasted shouldn't be called metaphors
>>338058862
>a fellow Aries/Pisces
And I thought I was alone.
You rock, man.
>>338058987
>yugioh players back then
10 year old kids who want cool monsters to fight with
>yugioh players now
20+ year old greasy fatass weeb nerds who jerk off to dark magician girl at night
>>338032335
>Fire tiger and Pisces
2schizo4me
>>338058987
>what happened?
Something wonderful.
>>338058703
Emerald
Gemini, Wind
Rat, Fire
>>338059148
>at night
what, when there are parents in your house? That's gay
during the day, when nobody else is home
>>338059203
monster girls are furry trash though. nothing wonderful about that.
>>338058903
It's seriously just a fuccboi carrying water/wine for big papa Zeus.
>They are as beneficial to the human race as water is for the body
I guess that it but I don't think it's a metaphor, I think it's just gay.>tfw Aquarius too
>Aquarius is an Air sign
EXPLAIN THIS
>>338058702
Snakes and Horses do not mix well. Nor do Sagittarius and Taurus. Had a girlfriend who was Snake/Sagittarius and was originally chill as fuck, then not so chill, then mean as hell. Try to make it work and things ended poorly. But plenty of Snakes I meet are needy as hell and usually fickle.
>>338036909
Scorpio should be CHA / DEX or INT / DEX
>>338059490
Because Zeus "so big he'll makes you loose" became a bird to k̶i̶d̶n̶a̶p̶ fly the poor boy into the air.
>>338059564
Protip with snakes: they deal well when you're challenging. The more you bend to their needs, the more they despise you.
t. Earth squamata
>>338033615
Pisces are typically drawn as 2 fish circling each other.
>>338059785
Definitely Cha/Dex. Scorpio are passionate and are quite literally horny all the time.
>>338032335
>>338032148
Sagittarius/Horse. Well that lined up well.
>>338059234
Firestorm Rat-king. More or less pic related, except lots of rats.
>>338055068
>Pincer claws
>Crabhammer
>Tanky shell armor
>Restorative water spells
>Magical bubble shields
I'm a fucking Crab Paladin
>Chinese monkey
>Fragile speedy monkey is the exact opposite of magical crab tank
Fuck
>>338032335
Rat won the race, rat is objectively the best zodiac.
>>338048038
>Libra
>Rooster
Literally both of these read exactly the same. Or rather compliment each other real well
>tfw born to be a talkative energetic people person
Awesome I love support classes
>>338032148
That feel you get cute crab grill
>>338060251
So you're basically a forum godmode character. Fuck you.
>>338060434
Are you me? I was literal just about to post almost exactly this
>Scorpio Ascendant
This is a good thing or a bad one?
>>338032148
Srw already had a boss for my zodiac, too bad she was kind of a let down.But damn she and the one doujin about her was hot.
>>338060656
FUCKING LINK THE SADPANDA, YOU ASSHOLE
>>338060590
>Scorpio
Hate to break it to you, pal.
>>338060656
>tfw you are actually a fucking Liar
And I hate itNot really, I love it
>>338060776
I gave you all the info to find it.
>>338060850
>Best theme
>Best design
>Best voice
He was the best Z2 boss. Uther is second.
>>338060590
>Scorpio Ascendant
>>338060459
Not necessarily. Crab Paladin has a glaring weakness in that it'd be slow as shit. And then combining monkey with it makes up for that but also weakens everything else about it to near uselessness. I'd just be a shitty Red Mage.
Granted, I like Red Mages and is kinda where I was going with that, but as versatile as it is it's nowhere near god mode. It's barely a good support.
>>338060814
Tell me, doc.
>>338060590
There is always suffering at the brink before a revelation. The feedback loop between Scorpio Ascendant and Pluto in Scorpio (assuming that is on your chart) spells hardship. Above all, you must learn to forgive yourself for that which you are not capable of.Was that cryptic enough for a reading?
>>338061504
Nigga I seen more cryptic textbooks than that
>>338061258
Scorpios are notorious for being massive jealous schyzos.
>>338061731
>schyzo
Guilty, but I repel my jealously by being a schizo.I never wanted to be like this.
>be cancer
>only good compatible people are bullgirls, virgos/angels, goatgirls, other cancergirls, scorpiobitches and fishgirls.
Fuck.
>>338061849
In the end of the day it's cool. Nobody's perfect and it's all astrological babble anyway.Scorpios make extremely good leaders, paradoxically.
>Sun Sagittarius
>Moon Aquarius
>Libra Ascendant
what the shit does it mean?
>>338036970
>sun scorpio
>moon scorpio
>ascending scorpio
>Hating on Cancer
Get a load of this faggot.
>>338032148
>Aries
>sheepgirl sign
Already my favorite monster girl.
Sun in Taurus
Moon in Scorpio
I may be friendly and down to earth, but I do not just make friends just like that. I can't trust people straight out the gate and tend to carry negatives of a person more than the positive, which could prove deal breaking. If I am won over, you won't find a more loyal and positive friend in your keep, but just don't stab me in the back, because I don't forgive betrayal easily and letting go isn't my strong suit.
>>338062039Wait, what kind of schizo are we talking about here? Schizoid?
>>338061951
I would love to hold pincer-hand with you. Im pisces
>>338036970
>Sun Aries
>Moon Pisces
>Ascending Pisces
parents pls
>>338062039
>Gemini for loads of friends
>Scorpio for good leadership
>Rat for so so leadership
>>338062117
>full water
lol crybaby
Reminder fellow cancer anon, we have a crab for ours.
I seek release from this hell.
>>338062112
https://astrolibrary.org/interpretations/
You tell me, nigga.
>>338062276yee
>>338062163
>If I am won over, you won't find a more loyal and positive friend in your keep, but just don't stab me in the back, because I don't forgive betrayal
My nigga
>>338061951
>compatible with virgo/angels
Feels good to be cancer.
>>338060251
>>338061123
>Needing shields and spells as cancer
>Not just being aregular crab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
>>338060656
>>338060776
I hope this is it.
http://exhentai.org/g/854868/02aaba1a42/
I don't know squat about this series or even her name but I like her design. Kinda reminds me of Pepper Box from Evolution
>>338036846
>a wet cock at that
I feel ya
>>338032335
>tfw rat
>>338032335
Monkey girls anyone?
>>338032148
Virgo
>cute demon girl
I'm okay with this
>rat and tauros
what i am?
>ascendance in gemini
>sun in saggitarius
>moon in scorpio
How fucked i am ?
>>338032148
Why does crabgirl have 4 eyes? That's creepy as fuck.
>>338063338
>gemini
>scorpio
Litterally more feminine than a women.
>>338062980
Yeah that's her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-vBi-x6L1o
>>338063310
Well it's suppose to be creative and chill as hell, but I have doubts with a post like that.
>>338063338
You are in the negative aspect paranoid as hell.
>>338063310
A Diablo/D&D boss.
>>338063471
>scorpio
>Feminine
>Not being the embodiment of fury
>>338032335
>tfw tiger
cool
>>338032148
>Cancer
>I'm 6'1 and only cry about some stupid shit
>but I do suck at life
I'm Aries and rat, What am I?
>>338032148
>Minotaur
Well, at least I get to lick those abs
>>338032148
If I'm a guy and a Virgo can I also get nice curves
>>338036909
Cancer here wanting to be a heal bitch to berserker Aries.
>>338063728
How much of a Tony the Tiger are you?
>>338063682
>jealous
>suspicious
>scrutinizing
Fury, yes, but like the housewife's worst traits.
>>338036909
>wis/int
fucking mage again
aaaa
>birthday on Monday
>have nothing planned except work
>gonna be nice and buy the server at the restaurant I frequent a cake through the restaurant because it's his birthday too
I just feel so dead inside. Making others happy is the only thing keeping me going.
>>338063785
Nah, all Virgo males are just autistic and pathetic.
>>338063873
I'm suspicious of everyone because you can't trust most people these days. Being suspicious can spare you the fuckup of trusting someone on a whim and then getting cucked for it.
>>338032335
Gemeni/Year of the Tiger
Not a bad combo
>>338063986
Aw man
>tfw taurus but don't fit any traits
Zodiac a bullshit
>>338063461
Because KC doesn't actually know how to make a proper monster girl and instead focuses on the girl parts far more than he does the monster parts.
>>338048038
Libra Rooster
Apparently this means I'm supposed to be an amazing social butterfly. I browse /v/.
Looking at the sidereal zodiac, I'm apparently a Virgo there which seems more fitting.
>>338064016
That's the main advantage, yes. The main drawback is that you break everyone's balls, including the ones that are potentially dependable.
People are not less trustworthy than before, assholes and bitches predate civilization.
>>338062384
>loyal, diplomatic and helpful, idealistic, blunt, but seeks approval form others despite a need for independence, can't say no, selfish, does things for kicks and all about about going with the flow than the final result
>can't commit to love unless they are absolutely sure the partner is communicative and loyal, otherwise will shy away
>basically cares more for others than self but with an air of being self centered...f-fuck this is accurate
>>338063958
It is the duty of those who have once known the glory of unconditional love to bestow it upon another. Spreading love is the highest stage of human evolution. Don't cry. It's painful, but meaningful.Happy birthday in advance, anon.
>>338032335
August 14, 1988 here. Feels good to have the best star signs on both sides.
>>338063958
Happy birthday.
>>338063653
yeah im chill but not creative
>>338064252
>including the ones that are potentially dependable.
Nah, I'm a fair man to people with good principles, famicom. I don't judge people vocally but I sure as hell I wanna filter the chaff from the wheat.
"You can count your real friends in one hand at your deathbed", as they say.
>>338032148
>taurus
>tomboy with abs and hearty grin
I'm fine with this
>mfw I'm Pisces/Monkey
I was told I was an all Pluto Scorpio, what exactly does that mean?
I don't know anything about astrology.
>>338032335
>tfw boar
>tfw no qt anime boar girls
>>338032148
Loli bat-girl here.
>>338064781
On that quote, we can both agree. Here's hoping you ain't Django Reinhardt.
And believe me, the chaff gets pretty obvious as time passes by and you wise up, so chillax. It's all good.
>>338064980
I know that feel.
>tfw boar/leo
>>338064961
>>338063768
>Aries
10/10
>Rat
10/10
Basically, you're good.
>>338064980
>>338054128
There.
>>338063958
>Making others happy is the only thing keeping me going.
At least you're not alone on that.
Happy birthday, Anon. Hope Monday's a good day for you.
>>338037862
Noice
>>338062384
> Aries have a tendency to start a project, then to suddenly lose interest in it if progress is too slow or things have become too complicated.
> Sustaining projects is not their strength, but initiating projects is. The tendency to "damn the torpedoes" and ram full-speed ahead must be controlled. Four things an Arian should learn are patience, conservation of energy, completion, and control of temper.
> They say what's on their mind and they pull no punches. They don't hold grudges and although they can get quite angry, they do not hold it in and stew about what bothers them.
Damn
Scorpios are supposed to be brutal but charming examples so I don't know, really.
>>338032893
>>338033794
>>338039341
My brothers.
>>338032335
>tfw Rooster
>tfw no qt 3.14 Rooster gf
Any Capricorn bros in here?
>>338065870
>Rooster gf
retard
>>338048038
>Sun Libra
>Wood Ox
No idea.
>>338064954
Long story short: you're in for a rough time.
So whats with this Sun,Moon and Ascending stuff as far as I knew I was just an Aquarius
Alright Virgo by two days, any Libras want tohold hands and cuddle?
>>338066204
Aquarius is your Sun sign.
I have no idea about the other two, but it's all bullshit anyway so who cares?
>>338066204
That's your Sun Sign. Most ignorant people don't delve too much into it. There's like a lot of houses where you have a sign in, which gives a more accurate description and removes generality you find in your Sun Sign.
Why do you guys want to have sex with animals so much?
>>338032335
>Metal Goat
Aww shit son
I'm about to ram your waifus pussy
>>338066204
There's more than one star in heaven. Where they were all positioned at the time of your birth is more significant than your Sun sign by itself.
If you want to know more, you can try filling >>338053292 out.
>>338066426
female anthro and male human is the best taste.
>>338066364
Libra here.Taurus or Leo only. No virgo sluts allowed.
>>338032335
Rooster here. You don't know true suffering.
At least I'm an Aries according to the Western zodiac. At least that's kind of badass.
>>338066429
Metal Goat Solid: Sheep Eater
>>338066426
If it expands the dong, it's fine.
>>338066638
You don't enjoy being the cock of the walk?
>Rat basically murdered Cat
Don't trust any Rats guys
>>338032148
>>338032335
Pisces/Rat reporting in, if it bleeds I can fuck it
>>338066881
The reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wY4NNGW8LM
>>338066881
I'm coming after you catboy
>>338066787
Uh...no...?
>>338032148
>>338032335
>Rooster/Leo
>Mfw there are "people" in this thread RIGHT NOW who aren't dual-fire signs
>>338045308
>Leo
>Dragon
>>338042903
If you could craft your own stars then you wouldnt be such a shitter at everything you are, including your way of living
>>338067075
>Not being Fire/Metal
>>338066638
Also I'm a water rooster apparently.
Which is at odds with fire Aries.
So fuck me?
Sun aries,moon gemini,ascendant aries, fire rat
I am the Ultimate Chad.
Who is secretly a super autist.
>>338066542
>Virgo
>sluts
that's not true
>>338066542
>tfw Taurus Ascendant
>nobody to ever cuddle or holdhands
Life is suffering.
>>338059490
>tfw my 3friendshave different elements including me
Now all we need is love and we can combine intoCAPTAIN PLANET
>>338067843
>asking for handholding on a public image board
>not a slut
Get out of here.
>>338066364
Libra here. I dunno about hand holding but our signs can have some amazing conversations together
>>338066542
SENPAI. Its all about geminis and aries
>>338067843
Libras are the ones who'll cheat on you out of spite or revenge.
Virgos are weird when it comes to sex.
what is the most angry sign?
Aries here. WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN COMPATIBLE WITH?
>>338068390
I'm an aries and I'm already pissed that you didn't know it was us
Where do you people get all this detailed zodiac shit? like elements and rising/ascendant stuff
>>338032148
Gemini
Two in one. A busty Oneesan and a loli, sounds good.
>>338068543
>Im-fucking-plying
I'm gonna sting your ass hard for that.
>>338068446
Aries Sun here. Sagitarius and Leo are the ones you should look out for. Libra's are usually hit-or-miss, but if it's a hit, it'll trample all other options. Good Luck.
>>338068543
This.
>>338068390
I think >>338068446 just answered your question
Also WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MONSTER GIRLS
>>338068390
I'm Aries and seems like I'm powered by anger.
>>338066542
Aries here.Come down to my lair & watch some Fist of the North Star with me.
>>338068446
ARIES WITH ARIES. CONSTANT HEADBUTTING.
>>338068640
I'M GONNA TRAMPLE YOU, YOU SHITTY KINKY LITTLE FAGGOT
>>338068390
I'm also aries and I'm mad a lot
20th march pisces here.
It's like i'm not even a pisces at all.
>>338068820
GO FUCK SOME MUDSHITS YOU SHITTY ASS GOAT
>>338068907
>>338068732
Can confirm.
Im an aries and cant remember the last time I didn't get mad at something.
>>338068446
Sheepgirls, Catgirls, Centaurgirls, Twins, Lawyers and Hipsters
ARIES BROS
LET'S BURN THAT RAGE
Sun in Gemini
Moon in Leo
Venus in Gemini
Mars in Taurus
Jupiter in Capricorn
Saturn in Aries
Uranus in Aquarius
Neptune in Capricorn
Pluto in Sagittarius
Scorpio Ascendant
Fire Rat
Whew
What is the lewdest sign?
>>338068974
DON'T YOU HAVE SOME ROCKS OR SOMETHING YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING, LITTLE BUG
>Capricorn
I don't like lolis though. I would've preferred the Libra or Taurus. Fuck everything.
>>338069147
That's great, but what about your Houses?
>>338069127
>>338068742
>>338069270
It's gonna become a bar brawl.
I'm in for it, cause I'm an Aries & a giant masochist.
>OP tries to convert /v/ to /d/
>>338069293
YOU'RE GONNA BE UNDER THOSE FUCKING ROCKS REAL SOON YOU QUADRUPLE NIGGER
>>338068658
Th-th-thanks anon.
>>338068732
I'm an Aries and I'm very emotional. I don't like to admit it. But I know how to make myself look like a "nice guy" in public, so no one ever knows that I'm a bitter, angry fuck until too late.
Rooster Libra. So what, I measure cocks?
>>338069478
FUCK YOU BUG. IM GONNA TEAR OFF THAT POKER YOU HAVE ON YOUR ASS.
ALL YOU DO IS POKE BIG THINGS WITH YOUR ASS. FUCK SCORPIONS, SCORPIOS, AND YOU
>>338069127
I don't think I can express that anger better than >>338069270.
>>338069275
Slut-type would be either Scorp or Virgo. Devoted type would be Taurus or Libra.
>>338069490
You're welcome and I know that feel aswell, Aries bro.
>>338032335
Go Pigs go!
>>338069469
/d/ is more obsessed over inflation, dicks and transformation though.
>>338032335
Wood Dog here. Never really looked into zodiacs but rad nevertheless.
>>338069127
>>338069270
>born an aries
>always feel angry for some reason
makes perfect sense now.
>>338069490
Embrace your anger. Become the ram.
>>338069721
I'M GONNA SHOVE YOUR BITCH ASS HORNED FOREHEAD UP YOUR OWN ASS
AT LEAST WE DON'T GET OUR ASSES FUCKED BY SANDNIGGERS ON A DAILY FUCKING BASIS
FUCK ARIES, GOATS, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE
>Aquarius
>water
TRASH
>>338032335
Just looked up mine to confirm I am a horse but found out I'm actually a goat/sheep. Also found out the goat lucky numbers are 2 and 7 and my birthday is February 7th.
>>338069412
II in Sagittarius
III in Capricorn
IV in Aquarius
V in Pisces
VI in Aries
VII Taurus
VIII in Gemini
IX in Cancer
X in Leo
XI in Virgo
XII in Libra
So what does it all mean overall?
>>338069747
>You're welcome and I know that feel aswell, Aries bro.
Thanks, fellow Aries bro.
My best friend is also an Aries and I've never seen her emotional side, but I know she has had bouts of depression and such, so I wouldn't be surprised if she were like me as well. We click pretty damn well too.
>>338069896
>implying /d/ isn't obsessed with monster girls as well
>>338069976
But Aquarius is air
>>338070109
whoosh
>>338069896
I was under the impression it was all about monster girls with alien/animal bodies. I wouldn't know though. There are few waters on the site I dare not tred.
>>338070109
Exactly
>>338069925
>Become the ram.
Oh shit, motherfucker. What are you even asking of me?
Leo master race
>any zodiac applicable to me by my birthdate doesn't describe me at all
ayy lmao
>>338032148
stat bonuses
special abilities
gemini can split into two, scorpion poisons, pisces gets mad bonuses in water/rain etc
>>338032148
>Pisces gets two mermaids
That's a little unfair, isn't it?
>>338069947
FUCK OFF YOU BIPOLAR CUNT.
AT LEAST ARIES EMBRACE THEIR ANGER.
LITTLE BUGS JUST HIDE IT UNTIL THEY CAN STING PEOPLE LIKE THE FAGGOTS THEY ARE.
>>338032335
tfw wood dog
a-at least I'm man's best friend
>>338069747
but I'm a Virgo and I'm not a slut
>>338070252
It's simple.
Take you fist
Get angry
AND RAM IT UP LIFE'S ASS
>>338069925
I might be a ram, but I won't test to become an alpha ram.
Angry, but a shill ram.
>>338070295
>both my Western and Chinese astrological signs actually almost describe me to a fault
I don't want to believe in this feminine new age bullshit.
>>338070008
This is probably because of her Moon Sign. Moon Signs show how emotional you are. Me being Aquarius makes me a huge depressed and cynical person, which just spreads into being absurdly emotional. The Zodiac's complicated, fuck.
>>338070310
Pisces is depicted as two fish circling each other though so it makes sense
>Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you fuck two waifus
>>338069747
I'm a Leo and I'm a massive cock-loving slut
>>338070264
Brother
>>338070312
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EMBRACE MY KNUCKLES WITH YOUR FACE
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE AND WHEN TO USE MY ANGER, UNLIKE SOME UNSTABLE ANGSTY BITCHBOY LIKE YOU
YOU CAN'T EVEN TRAMPLE YOUR OWN FUCKING FLAWS, LET ALONE TRAMPLE ANYONE
>>338070000
Nice quads, but the real information comes from the position of planets in Houses, not signs.
That Scorpio Ascendant of yours is something to keep an eye on, however.
Scorpio a best, fuck all else.
>>338070568
What's your Moon/Ascendant though?
>>338070613
Even though I'm angry at everything, I'm angriest at myself
GET OUT OF MY HEAD SHITTY BUG
>>338070437
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL STUFF
>>338070717
That's the kind of attitude that makes people despise scorpios.
>>338032335
>ox/gemini
>supposedly ox people are hard working and persistent
>I'm very laid back and lazy
>probably share more traits with what's supposed to be gemini traits than with ox ones
>>338070513
>feminine new age bullshit
Astrology was once the domain of wise men and spiritually powerful women. Whether you put stock in it or not, don't deny its historical significance.
>>338070861
Its fine, we only need our own clan anyway.
>>338070781
>Angriest at myself
YOU AND I ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL
LET'S COMBINE OUR FURY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>338070780
I don't know, how do I find that out
>>338070554
>the three on the right
Oh geez, this is a hard choice
>>338070978
And yet, by all rights, it should be a crock of bullshit, and it's only ever women who go on about "signs" or whatever. Men don't give a fuck.
Sh-should I just embrace it?
>>338069976
>>338070109
>Aquarius is air
More specifically the element associated with the sign is air. The sign itself is the water bearer. Furthermore all of the other zodiacs are designed after their unique signs and not the element tied to the signs that are not limited to that sign soley.
>>338070995
L5R Scorpion clan is full of fucking scumbags, though.
Dat Bayushi Kachiko, though..
>tfw fire rat
>tfw Cancer
>tfw still havent found long term gf despite being able to talk to literally anyone non awkwardly
Wtf senpai
>>338070513
Try reading any other astrological sign's shit and you'll see that it fits into you too, atleast for the most part
Astrologyfags are just the masters of writing broadly and in a manner that contradicts itself but does not appear to actually do so.
Then there are outliers like me who make them incredibly upset because of extremely contradictory personality traits and ways of thinking (ie. i am edge:the personality)
>>338071010
https://alabe.com/freechart/
Here, do this. Just fill the necessary spots and submit. It's pretty accurate in calculation, but I wouldn't know if the descriptions are too accurate, so I'd research about them once you found which ones.
moon: aquarius
sun: scorpio
chinese sign: wood pig
what does this mean
>>338071215
I dont know what l5r means, but my closest friend in the world is also a scorp.
That means its best.
>>338071289
>Try reading any other astrological sign's shit and you'll see that it fits into you too, atleast for the most part
>Astrologyfags are just the masters of writing broadly and in a manner that contradicts itself but does not appear to actually do so.
Yeah, probably.
I've always felt that way but have almost never looked into what the other signs entail, except for some of the other signs of the Chinese zodiac, which is imo, much cooler. Imagine being a tiger or a dragon.
>>338036909
>cancer - wis/vit
Sounds reasonably accurate to me. I don't consider myself the smartest fucker out there, but I tend to at least think shit through more than most.Vit is true as well, I suppose. Having someone jam their middle finger up to the second knuckle in your eye and healing up perfectly fine afterwards sounds like Vit fuckery to me.
Aries - Cleric
Taurus - Berserker
Gemini - Illusionist
Cancer - Phalanx
Leo - Knight
Virgo - Healer
Libra - Oracle
Scorpio - Assassin
Sagittarius - Hunter
Capricorn - Earth Mage
Aquarius - Water Mage
Pisces - No Fucking Clue
>>338071324
Got your back, famalam.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=l5r+scorpion+clan
>>338071454
Change Capricorn to any other non-mage class, preferably melee. Aquarius would be a Wind Mage at best, but I feel Blue Mage from Final Fantasy to be the one that fits the most. Pisces is Weed Mage or Bard.
>>338036909
>pisces - cha/int
sounds about right
>>338071454
>assassin
But I don't wanna be the edgelord
>>338071454
sounds good to me
>Pisces
Since they're emotional, how about Sorcerers?
innate magical ability, less spells, but stronger efffects
>>338071454
More like:
Aries - Berserker
Taurus - Soldier
Gemini - Mage/Thief
Cancer - Sentinel
Leo - Knight
Virgo - Druid
Libra - Bard
Scorpio - Assassin
Sagittarius - Hunter
Capricorn - Monk
Aquarius - Mage
Pisces - Cleric
>>338071759
B-but you can be the one S.t.a.l.k.e.r. Merc
>>338071454
>illusionist
go on..
>>338071682
I ain't changing shit. You do it.
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