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>okay anon you get 1 game, 1 movie, and 1 snack
>>337313328
1st for Pop Rocks being the true patrician's snack of choice
>try opening a snack
>sever both my hands
>have to beat Mystical Ninja without my hands now on top of not being able to save
>>337313328
goldeneye 007
goldeneye 007
reese pieces
>no drink
cream soda
>rent a JRPG
>tfw begging mom for more rental extensions
>Paper Mario
>The Dark Crystal
>Reese's Pieces
>>337313474
>meme rocks
What was the point of this candy beyond making pop sounds in your mount? tasted meh
>>337313328
Holy shit anon your parents must have really loved you, back when I was a kid it was
>Okay anon you get 1 game, OR 1 movie, OR 1 snack
it was always bomberman generations.One time right after my parents split up my dad rented a ps2 and we spent all night playing god of war and he let me stay home from school the next dayI miss you dad.
>>337313761
my reese pieces nigga
>dvd
>blu rays
What is this shit
>tfw you went to blockbuster for a specific game and they were out
>1 snack
It doesn't work like this unless you were a spoiled lil shit
>>337313328
socom 2, friday the 13th, whatchamacalits
>>337313787
Tasted great with soda.
Earthworm Jim
Project A-Ko
Twizzlers
>True story
>>337313808
>tfw dad used to be really into JRPGs
>tfw that one week we sat in the living room playing FFX together
Love you, Dad. I know you're more into carpentry now, but vidya will always be part of our history.Best part is, we're still bros. He's too old for vidya now though.
>rent a PS1 shovelware game that looks cool
>realize it's shit in the first hour of playing
Anyone who doesn't chose Reeses is not my nigga. True, it's not much candy, but it's worth it.
>>337313808
I know that feel
I only used to get 1 game a year every christmas
>>337313878
>drinking soda
MGS
Oreo
Ghost in the Shell
>Bomberman Hero
>Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
>Reese's Pieces
>Vanilla Coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutUyQqhjdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVbNNGuWbyo
>>337313787
>beyond making popping noises in your mouth
Do you even vape?
>>337314050
delet
>Virtual Bart
>A Bug's Life
>BBQ Chips
>>337313859
this.
movie and game is a joke its self because the movie was for the parent.
>only viable snack is popcorn
>>337313328
>TMNT III: Manhatten Project
>Terminator 2
>Sour Patch Kids
>be 10
>wander away from mom and dad while they're waiting in line
>see a corridor with beads, feathers and dream catchers hanging from braided strings
>pass my hand along the strings, knocking them around
>see pic related from a distance
>dad's into star trek and this cover looks pretty cool and sci-fri from far away
>go past the hippie screen wall
>get closer to cover
>suddenly my dick is tingling like crazy
>never felt this sensation before
>I look around
>covers of /fit/ blond girls with big tits in bikinis everywhere
>I mean fucking everywhere
>I awkwardly stumble out trying to push my dick inbetween my thighs
>go back to mom and dad
>get soft while walking back
>think about big titties for a month straight
God damn millennials will never know the sexual discovery of Gen X'ers. Instead, they have instant gratification of the nastiest, most explicit shit ever. Hell, I still wank to lingerie catalogs and HBO-tier softcore.
>>337314050
that ending with the dark outside, bright inside, that's exactly how I remember blockbuster
Did your parents actually do things like this for you? That's weird and unnatural.
>>337313328
>Mario Party 3
>The Simpsons Movie
>Classic Hershey's
REAL NIGGAZ ALERT
>ssb 64
>red rope
>A&T cream soda
>Monkey Ball
>Monkey Ball
>Monkey Ball
My parents never bought me snacks there because they said it was too spensive.
this thread sounds like there's money to be made opening up a blockbuster clone, but only if its near enough of you guys
>Superman 64
>Snow Day
>Circus peanuts
>>337314329
too bad the vast majority of normies would rather scroll through netflix for hours on end
Batman and Robin (movie)
Superman 64
Circus PeanutsI actually did this at a birthday party
road rash, happy gilmore, daddy's cummies
>>337314193
>Hell, I still wank to lingerie catalogs and HBO-tier softcore.
I too enjoy a good nostaliga crank. Gotta recreate it as much as possible. Victoria's Secret, in the bathroom, while holding my breath for as long as I can so I don't make any noise.
It's a refreshing palate cleanser from the typical repugnant, horrific shit I've spiraled into these past 15 years.
>>337314193
>tfw carefully setting it up so the "return" button would go back to nick@nite or some shit in case your parents came down while you were jacking it to skinemax
I also remember constantly sneaking the SI swimsuit issue in and out of the magazine rack when I wanted to fap.
>>337314454
you had a good birthday party, m8until 10 years later when you realized how bad B&R was
>>337314329
It was only good in retrospect.
Driving to the store to watch a movie? Fuck that, I wanna sit on my rear and download it. Remember VHS? What a fucking nightmare.
>>337314329
It's just nostalgia talking. No one would get off their asses to go when you can rent a movie instantly now or just download it.
>Godzilla movie
>Joe and Mac for the SNES
>pic related
>Pizza Hut later
What's with all these richfags in here getting snacks?
My mommy never let me get a snack and I was only ever allowed to get one game I had to share with my brother.
FUCKING WHEN
>>337314524
Remember to rewind them.
You don't want to be one of THOSE assholes.
>>337313328
>kirby air ride
>I don't even need a movie, we'll be too busy fucking around in city trial
>probably chocolate covered raisins if they don't have any of those sour filled gummies I never learned the name of
>ctrl + f reese's pieces
>4 results
my niggas
>>337313328
>Pokemon white. I literally need to rent this to trade my pokemon over (don't ask why)
>History of the world part 1
>Popcorn
>>337314524
b-b-but muh adjust tracking and rewinding and vhs randomly eating the tape
>>337314576
Literally every videostore had something cheap like 2 for 4$ or popcorn candy and a soda for 5$
Your mom probably just hated you desu
>>337314659
My nigger.
I like them, but after a certain size they get too sweet. Holding out for a M&M x Reese's Pieces mix pack.
>>337314565
Man remember when GROSS was the coolest thing?
All candy was bugs and shit, Doctor Dreadful, Creepy Crawlers. For whatever reason all anybody wanted to do was play with bugs and spray fake vomit on eachother. HEY CHECK OUT THIS OOZE IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT
>>337314685
spooky
>pick a dvd
>older brother wants a different one
>>337314843
>he wants some edgy pg-13 shitty horror flick
>>337314576
>Anon, I just went grocery shopping! Eat something at home!
>tfw you grow up and get addicted to junk food
>>337314824
Looking back I don't even remember what the deal with that was. It's so random
>>337313328
Battlefront 2, Shrek 2 and a pack of sour-sweet Gummy Worms, come at me.
>>337314553
I wouldn't. But it would have to be the classic 90s set up. VHS tapes and cartridge games + Playstation. 90s candies. Its not so much about what you would be getting as much as just capturing the experience again. Yea it's living on nostalgia. But, it's what we want. Instant streaming make it impossible to every have an experience like this for kids these days. Sure it's just a dumb trip to a store. But, it has an everlasting impact. Many fond memories get attached to this.
>>337314824
Yeah, that stuff was awesome in the 90s.
>tfw making this stuff and it was like eating dogshit but I loved it anyway for some reason
>>337314956
>shrek 2
good taste
easily the best shrek game, probably one of the best licensed games period
>>337314576
It wasn't expensive. Your mother was just cheap.
Star Wars Episode 1 Racer.
Red Vines.
The Lost World.
My parents never went to Blockbuster because they thought it was a rippoff to rent Movies and Games, which they weren't wrong about. I think I went there once to rent the SW Trilogy with my Grandma before the Prequel came out and that was it.
>Smash Bros or Tony Hawk
>Any Tarantino film
>Chips and a Soda
>>337314193
>late at night
>that thing with the phone number and all the women in bikinis
>each woman gets a few mins and it switches
>tfw waiting 30 mins for that one woman to come back
i think this is where my latina fetish came from
>those fake hardcore shows
>just kissing and rubbing
>always hoping for a slipup
>>337314565
>Joe and Mac for the SNES
my nigga
>>337315035
my nigga
>tfw always wanted easy bake oven to make those cute cupcakes
>tfw captcha is being retarted again
>>337314576
>mfw my dad kept our pantry stocked with every kind of horrible junk food you could think of and my inhuman metabolism let me eat as much as I wanted without being fat
>Zebra Cakes
>Swiss Cake Rolls
>Oatmeal Cream Pies
>Star Crunch
>Fruit Rollups
>Fruit by the Foot
>beef jerky
>Pecan Wheels
>>337314410
>>337314524
>>337314553
>>337315000
I guess, there's a family video still open near me so i assumed maybe on people's way home?
I mean some businesses survive on tradition alone,but yeah the money would be, to rent games you can't rent anywhere else, food, and nostalgia
>parents get rated R movie
>come downstairs for a refill on soda
>they say "oh no anon close your eyes! scary part!"
>get scarred, close my eyes, mom gets soda for me, go back to room
>midnight comes, creep downstairs, get VHS tape they had, bring it back to my room
>pop it in
>it's a softcore porn
Jesus fucking Christ I could have died that night and my life would have been fulfilled.
4 or 5 hours of non-stop pre-pube masturbation, pretended to be sick the next day, stayed home, parents went to work and I fapped again for another few hours.
See, this is what happens when society shuns sexuality
>Go to Blockbuster
>get spooked
FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER
I mean if it's just me over.
>>337313808
>tfw dad never did bro things with me
>tfw dad worked all the time and was too tired to ever hang out with me
>tfw dad didn't even know what grade or age I was when he'd talk about me to strangers
>>337315160
Your dad was one fucked up motherfucker.
>>337315142
>latenight porn infomercials on public access
How the fuck can anything today even compare? Nowadays 8 year olds speak freely about their favorite positions and know all of the specifics, I had to work for that precious knowledge man.
>>337314576
>like 90 cents for some candy probably less back in the day
>"FUCKING RICHFAGS"
>>337315142
Canadabro?
That show is most likely latin lover.
luigi's mansion and kung pow
you're the best dad
>"Hi, I'm the rental store that had better prices, better deals, and better employees compared to Blockbuster and Hollywood video. We also rent porn."
>"Instead of going out of business like the rest of the video stores, we've expanded since the 90s and are doing better than ever in the current year 2016."
>"Why don't you swing on by if you want to relive the memories of video rental stores? We're still in your neighborhood."
>>337315289
>bubble jug
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
>when it would start getting stuck on the opening because you put your lips on it to funnel it directly into your mouth
>>337315160
oh my fuck
>oatmeal cream pies
>zebra cakes
honey buns?
>>337315375
sheeeeeeeeeeit
>i will never experience the the thrill of the hunt anymore
to fucking easy these days
>>337315160
Wait.. If your dad my dad? Are you my brother?
Game: Tony Hawk Pro Skater or Mario Party
Usually just watched tv with family/friends
Snack: Mentosfruit
>>337315348
That's some hard shit man, but now that I'm a dad I understand how hard it is to be there as much as I'd like and keep food on the table. Your dad loved you a lot more than you know.
>>337315160
Jesus Fuck anon I hope you're not fat.
My dad would make crude sex jokes about Little Debbie
>7 year old me
Glover, Toy Story, and a few baby bottle pops
>12 year old me
Voodoo Vince, the Fifth Element, and a king size Hershey's with almonds.
>tfw nobody knows what voodoo vince is except me and like two other people
>>337315130
Same here.
And I only got to do it once out of curiosity before Blockbuster was kill, and I rentedCatherine.It was a fucking great decision.
>>337315458
ye canada
they werent all latino but my favorite girl was
>when she bent over towards the camera and those giant ass tits
>>337313328
>NES Days
Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
TMNT Movie
Tiny Size Chicklets
Great Bluedini Kool-Aid
>SNES/Genesis Era
Super Punch-Out
Little Shop of Horrors
Shocktarts
Crystal Pepsi
>N64 Era
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Gladiator
Sour Gummi Worms or Sour Patch Kids
Cherry Coke
>Now
Vidya is dead
Refuse to watch capeshit
Mom is dead
Coke Classic
>>337315470
I recently did go to a video store that's still open here. It was shit and overpriced. Will probably be dead in a few years.
>>337315350
>ask him if he'd get me a piece of candy from the gas station while he fills up
>he comes back with a sack of 20 different kinds of full size candy
Probably.
>>337313991
My parents bought me a ps1 and spyro but they never bought me another game again they're argument was "you already have a game"
Syphon Filter
Alien
Sour Patch Kids and Mountain Dew
>>337315594
I remember seeing advertisements for it ingameprobut I was too creeped out by it to ever rent it
>>337315142
>always wanted easy bake oven to make those cute cupcakes
My friend had one growing up, shit took fucking ages cooking with a literal lightbulb and then tasted like shit after all that time. Fun times.
>>337315035
Anon you weren't supposed to eat those.
>>337313808
>>337315348
>Dumb weeb posters dad's didn't like them.
Pottery.
>>337315470
How are they able to stay financially viable in today's netflix-based video economy?
>>337314487
>it's a lesbian scene
>>337313328
Vigilante 8
Turbo Power Rangers movie
Slim Jim
>no one streamed tremors
>captcha is being stupid and there is a post you need to reply to
>>337315035
You weren't supposed to eat those you fucking moron, you made toys with that shit not food
>>337315698
>dad spent all night playing a non-weeb game with me and then let me skip school the next day
ye bro he fuckin hated me
>>337315594
I know.
A rich kid gifted it to one of his friends on his birthday party. When he unwrapped the gift, I felt jelly as fuck.But at least the game looked boring from what he played in front of us.
>>337315625
Now why did you have to go and put it into perspective for everyone?
>grow up on Nintendo consoles my whole life
>get a Playstation and Spyro the Dragon later
>play through half the entire game and turn it off before going to bed
>wake up, turn it on, and freak out because none of my progress was saved
And that's how I learned what memory cards are.
>>337315594
i know voodoo vince but never got far in it
>on fire music
>>337314006
Whatever man. Once in awhile, it's pretty fucking tasty. Just not like a liter a day... did that a while it's too much.
>>337315552
I respect him and I know he loves me, it just sucks we didn't get to know each other all that well when I was a kid. It's very awkward now that I'm an adult. He still treats me like a kid sometimes, but whatever, I understand.
>>337315698
>worked all the time to keep me alive
>"didn't like me" because of how tired he was from working all the time
Yeah, you're an idiot.
>>337315735
Open in poor areas that can't stream very well, customer base of old people that can't into internet, porn section, quick turn around of movies being rentals to selling them.
>that one kid who had all the vidya early
>always slept over at his house to try it out
>also had good food
What was his name, /v/? Devon here.
>>337315698
>shitposter in charge of reading comprehension
>>337314360
GOOD GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
CIRCUS PEANUTS???
>>337314227
>The Simpsons Movie
Underage-
>It came out 9 years ago.
Wow. Still a shit movie though.
>>337315914
Matt
>>337314487
>yfw you realized the guy wasn't putting his dick inside her during any of the softcore shit since you could see it flopping back in forth in the shadows below her
>>337315686
top kek, I didn't even look too closely at the image. I had a candy maker one which was just an easy bake oven for boys, looked pretty close to that though and had the same exact bug theme.
I didn't want the movie. Just cherry coke, nerds, and Blast Corps
>>337315914
His name was brandon and one time I accidentally left one of his games in my gba so he stole my copy of super mario sunshine the next time he slept over.
>>337315959
It's a joke. Everything on that list is widely regarded as the worst of its kind.
>>337314487
>the "return" button would go back to nick@nite or some shit in case your parents came down while you were jacking it to skinemax
you are my nigga
next level fapping
>>337314360
>eating chunks of corn sugar loaded with artificial banana flavor
I'm far from a "healthy foods" kind of person but why not just fucking dump a bucket of industrial chemicals into your mouth since it's the same thing.
>>337315781
I'm still waiting anon, someone start a tremors stream for fuck sakes
>>337316106
Circus peanuts are the fucking bomb get off of my /v/
>>337313328
Why would you buy snacks at BB? Wouldn't it be much cheaper at the Supermarket?1991 Poorfag, here.
Fucking'a last thread dies you guys keep it going.
Hercules
Gta3
M&'s
>Oedipus was a momma's boy
That joke I get after all these years.
>>337315735
Pizza is how. Literally every single Family Video has a Shittle Caeser's next door and they offer pizza deals if your rent like 2 movies or 2 games and shit like that.
>>337315348
>tfw my dad loves me and wants to do bro things with me
>but I'm in college now and I just want to be alone and not have to deal with other people
>>337316214
convenience, anon
>>337316208
The only thing circus peanuts bombed is the inside of my toilet bowl as I would be forced to rapidly evacuate my bowels after eating them.
>>337315160
Same man. I still go home and it's still there, and still stocked. Fruit snacks, roll ups, little debby shit in all sizes. Oatmeal pies and twinkies, cosmo brownies. i can't handle it anymore, and he gets grossed out I smoke a vape.
>WWF No Mercy
>Kung Pow
>Fuzzy Peaches
>>337315914
Brandon. He also had a very hot sister who I could never appreciate at the time before they moved.
>>337316284
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LITTLE CAESARS
>>337315914
Jeremiah but we just played Star Wars Battlefront 1 on ps2 and 2 on my xbox.
Fuck I miss him he was my bff years ago
>>337315667
>>337315801
>>337315859
That game and Psychonauts. Probably my two all time favorites.i don't own an original xbox or voodoo vince
>>337316368
Here lies anon, he died a pathetic weenie.
>>337315789
He was very good at keeping that smile up in the face of adversity, then.
>one night in the 90s
>walk into living room late at night
>my dad's sitting in his chair with a cover over his lap and this is on the tv screen
>only figure it out like a year later when I started doing it myself
>>337316456
At least I still have functional guts.
>>337314487
I had on return to CN.
>>337316474
i think i can see a part of a titty
>>337316474
Scrambled porn was the fucking best when you were 8-12. Spend fucking DAYS watching that shit
>Was a young'un
>Grounded for some reason I can't remember
>Dad pulls out the PS2 and pops in Timesplitters 2
>Fuck some shit up with him
>Good times
>>337316208
They're ok, but they're so fucking sweet I can only eat like half of one at a time.
>>337316473
Anon do you have something you want to talk about? Are you okay?
>>337316332
I wish my dad would offer to do things with me. All he does is sleep and bitch about everything so give him some attention I would if I were you.
>>337316436
Stream.
>a game AND a movie at the same time
>a snack
>ever
wtf.
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!!!!
>1999
>be 11
>rent final fantasy 8
>skip movie and snack
>get stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut
and then
>be 2000
>first week of summer break
>get stuffed crust pizza from pizza hut
>get free demo disk
>final fantasy 8 demo
>>337316473
Anon, something wrong? You're projecting.
>>337313328
Sonic Adventure 2 just for the chao garden and I keep it for 6 months when mom forgets to return it.
I'm browsing while waiting on Kim possible on late night t.v. so thanks boys
>>337316020
It's pretty bad but I liked it back then because when it came out, the Simpsons was unironically my favorite show at the time, mostly because it was one of the cartoons I could watch without being ashamed of it. It also is one of the only films I remember choosing at Blockbuster when I was younger, I never was a big fan of films.
>>337314487
>tfw you discover jacking it for the first time and you obsessed about it for weeks
>the excitement of staying up late and sneaking down to watch the scrambled softcore channels (something like channel 97 or 98) that occasionally came in at crystal clarity and showed boobs
>>337316607
>"grounded"
>go to neighbours head and play vidya there
>dad tries to be a smartass and hide the RCA cables
>we find them
>just put them back every day before he gets home
>tfw dad went through his mid life crisis
>would come from work mad as fuck
>mom would say OK ANONS DAD IS ALMOST HOME EVERY ONE SIT DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM
>tfw went through this for like 5 years
>parents wonder why i dont ever talk to them after i moved away
>>337316596
>those few seconds every once in a while when the image would sort of clear up
>jacking my 8 year old dick to a green blurry boob
>>337316332
Just find the time to do it anon. You never know, he may not live much longer.
>>337316450
I haven't put time into voodoo vince but have it. Should I give it a chance?
>>337315914
I was the weird kid. my parents were poor. i never stayed at anyone's house and played the same game forever basically.
>>337316643
>>337316752
Nah. I saw the weeb posters pretending that on some level they might have had a connection with a masculine figure in their lives, and came to the logical conclusion that they were in fact lying.
Simple.
>>337316208
Circus Peanuts are fucking disgusting. Maybe not taste, but certainly in texture.
>I taught you how to hang out
>>337316945
>continues to project
Damn man, whatever your problem is, I hope it gets sorted out.
>>337316903
I am both worried that it won't be as good as I remember and envious. Try it out.
>>337315914
Ashley and Marissa
Their dad was friends with my dad and he was a gaming industry insider and always had early copies of new games in his garage before they hit shelves.
I got Pokemon Ruby from that guy two weeks before it came out and everyone at my school shat bricks.
I also met back with him a few years ago and he apparently he was still an insider, gave me some accurate rumors on PS4 before it got announced at E3 but I never did anything with it.
>>337316850
>sneaking
me and my lil bro were fucking ninjas in the night
never caught
always waited for the exact moment parents were asleep
knew which stairs would creak and squeak
door would squeak if i opened it slow so i had to swing it open as fast as possible in complete darkness
My old blockbusters had a pizza place build into it. I miss it.
>>337316945
you're on a weeb website and you're not even a weeb thats pretty pathetic
>>337314487
Me and my friend used to jack off together as kids to cinemax and vhs porn scenes. I was gay as fuck as a kid.
>>337316852
I never had that issue, lordy. My dad is a bro, but my mom is kind of a floozy who also took off my health insurance without warning.
>tfw brazil hotel put some kind of oil in the movie discs and when the DVD player would heat up the room would smell like pizza
>>337316042
Oh okay good. Genuinely concerned for another person's health for a second there.
>>337316586
I remember when we first got CN at our house. That channel was like fucking crack. Our TV would be on nearly 24/7.
>>337315470
>go to school in upstate new york
>this place exists
>exists for the entire 6 years I'm there
it's like being in the past
>>337317169
>tfw mom spend all my savings in a casino
fuck i worked an entire summer for that while they went on vacation
>>337316912
Which game?
>>337316852
My dad is depressing as fuck after my brothers died 6 years ago and honestly he's always bouncing between sad and angry every day about minute bs and he sleeps in the room my brothers used to have and makes himself sick by not eating normally and sleeping all day.
I hate my life right now so much.
Blog over.
>>337317016
>babysitting my nephews
>drifting off to sleep
>hear a low muffled whoosh and a subtle shift in air pressure throughout the house
They think they invented this shit, but at least they put the effort in so I let them do their thing.
>>337315625
this guy gets it. there's really nothing in my jaded adulthood that gets me excited anymore, 'cept saving up money, i guess. fuck it all, see ya tomorrow
>>337317341
im imagining that in my head
my flanks
you are a bro
>>337317135
>you're not even a weeb thats pretty pathetic
kek, good one.
This isn't a weeb website.
>>337317304
I'm >>337316450
So pretty much Voodoo Vince and Psychonauts.
>>337317004
It was years ago I fired it up and have a huge backlog now. I'll get to it inevitably. ..
>>337317137
I did this too... not sure if it's gay or just confusing sexuality and childhood combined.
>>337317248
Where in upstate NY?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Jurassic Park (NES)
F U N D I P
U
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>>337316474
I've caught my dad fapping at the computer as an adult. Also caught my sister before I knew what fapping was. Never been caught myself.
For a long time the NASA TV channel on our dish was actually Skinemax.
>>337317305
You had multiple brothers die at the same time, anon? That sounds rough as fuck.
>>337317012
Sounds like a cool person
>A game and a movie
>and snacks
What the fuck
>>337314193
I actually accidentally downloaded this on Limewire back in the day.
I seem to remember it being pretty shit.
Could have been the 320 resolution too...
>>337317681
Lecherous ass family. I've never been caught jerking off but I was caught fucking a bunch of times.
Girlfriend at the time was a major exhibitionist though so I blame her.
>>337314193
I'm not really into softcore, but I love porn from the 80s/90s. Some combination of the high waisted panties, light bush, and crazy hair makes me rock hard. I have a small collection of porn on Laserdisc because it's all from that era and has held up much better than VHS.
>>337317609
Buffalo (really Amherst)
this looks good
>>337314193
>not waiting for a pic to load in your 56kbps modem
>>337317776
This is my favorite era as well. My current girlfriend wears no underwear with high waisted jeans and has a sexy 90s bush. She's fucking crazy too though.
>>337314227
What the fuck dude? The simpsons movie came out in like 2009
>>337317901
>waiting for pic to load
>it fucks up half way
>>337317978
2007
9 years ago
>>337317978
It was 2007. If he was born in like, '95 he would've been 12.
>>337317717
"Vehicular Manslaughter" both were in the car.Fucking gang iniation and all they did was give most of them a slap on the wrist for ratting on the "driver". He was supposedly going to get deported.
Justice system is fucked.
I really don't want a pity party but you guys know how to have a good thread so I'm comfortable.
>>337313328
>Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (G O T Y)
>Mean Girls
>The snack that smiles back Goldfish
Damn anon I can't get no drink? I want a Kiwi Strawberry Arizona senpai
>>337314193
at least you didn't try fapping to scrambled porn channels on channel 81
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckB2tE8sYRc
or playing "doctor" with just about every single girl in your neighborhood
>Spy Kids
>Super Adventure Island 2
>Popcorn and dill pickle powder
>Cream Soda
>>337317873
God no, that game was horrible.
>>337313328
Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Lawrence of Arabia
Goobers
>>337313328
Paper Mario, Ghostbusters (I guess) and some Lemonheads
>>337318197
>undulating morphing mounds of brightly colored flesh
>get mad when a game didn't come with its manual
>years later discover a few manuals from games I had rented still sitting in my house from long returned games
I was the problem
>>337317016
>me and my lil bro were fucking ninjas in the night
Ah yeah, I remember that shit.
>Late at night
>Free pay channel preview so porn will be clear
>Parents asleep
>Sneaking around the house
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2DPLs2p5xo
>Fap to the glow of the tv
>Leave without a sound
>>337318125
Holy fuck man. Sorry to hear that.
>>337318365
im in tears from this fap ninja shit
>>337318321
I still have the snes Alien 3 manual somewhere
>>337318321
Lmao
I miss manuals nowadays because they made for good toliet reading.
I know /v/ hates fallout 3 but I love it and the manual made for a good quirky read.
>>337313328
I went to Blockbuster 2 weeks ago, because my internet was down.
Personally, I'm amazed that the people there looked like normal people and not braindead hillbillies
Maybe because "normal" people tend to be technologically illiterate
>>337314360
>Snow Day
Fucking shit I forgot about this movie.
Was it shit? I remember the song.
>>337315160
Did you know they have Zebra Swiss Rolls and Zebra Nutty Bars now?
Nightmare Creatures
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Gummy Worms
>>337318069
>Refresh
>pic starts loading again
>someone uses the phone
>>337318395
Like I said I wasn't going to blog but you anons are cool so it's cheaper than therapy.
>>337318487
>buy game
>parents have to make "quick" stop at the home depot
>read manual in car while waiting
>40 mins later they finally come back
>got a polish sausage on a bun
>dad used to play games with me
>he only made it to Jabu Jabu's belly in OoT by himself before quitting
>he visits my house and sees me play Dark Souls 3
>gee Anon games sure have come a long way since Zelda
>>337317016
>>337318365
>me and bro were ninjas...
My brother and I used to sneak out after dark and raid people's gardens for fresh produce and apples, we would also climb on the roof of the local video/game rental store and throw apples and passing cars. Once the manager of the video store came out and just laughed and made fun of the faggot who went in complaining to him. He was a cool manager he let us rent pic related when we were literally 12.
>>337313328
>That awful Hot Wheels CGI movie.
>Mario Sports game
>Convince parents to get microwave popcorn bowl instead of candy
>>337318507
>Nightmare Creatures
Was there any game in that era with worse controls for both the character AND camera?
>>337318620
based as fuck
>Get 3 snacks
>Pirate games and movies
>>337318302
>she already knew about his son
>mother
>his
fucking Brazil.
>>337318620
Sick dude
Pulled off market because underage girl shit is a collecters item now.
>>337318704
>piracy in the early '90s
That was some straight underground shit
>>337318617
>Dank Souls 3
>gee Anon games sure have come a long way since Zelda
But like, it's the same shit
>>337318774
>tfw dad knew a bootleg video store
>>337313328
>DVDs
>not VCRs
fucking millennials
>>337318801
Think he meant visually. As bad as graphics shitposting is on here Dark Souls 3 looks fucking great
>>337315470
Is that the Family Video in Junction City, Kansas near Fort Riley?
>>337318604
It was best way to get into a game before playing.
>Tfw I make it a point to buy retro games with manuals
>>337318857
Digital is much better. VHS quality degraded with every viewing. That's absolutely terrible.
>>337314193
Before I knew about internet porn I had accidentally walked into an adult section of some knick-knack store.
The first thing I saw was a game where it was a strap-on boner and people would have to throw rings on it. There was also tits stuff galore but I was extremely intrigued by that game. Just the sheer concept of it.
Duck Dodgers (Used to rent it all the time)
Super Mario Super Show episodes
Cookie Dough Bites
>>337318764
>Pulled off market because underage girl
>>337318857
>VCR
>not VHS
>>337319002
>handles on her shoulders
Literally built for sex.
>only Blockbuster I knew of was near my Grandmas
>used to spend a lot of time there as a kid
>she practically raised me while my parents worked
>rented a game every week
>she would tape cartoons for me every day on VHS
>she died 6 months ago
>have a mountain of VHS tapes in my closet now
>have the machine to convert them to DVD but haven't had the heart to look at them yet
>>337318929
He's talking about nostalgia, anon
When my family rented videos, it was almost always VHS because we were poor as shit and DVD players costed too much money.Mom got our DVD player at KMart for my stepdad on Black Friday and had a nigger try to get to the front of the line by claiming that she was there first and everyone else cut in front of her.Like 37 people cut the fuck in front of her. Her bitch ass knows she got there late. Shit.
>>337319079
You'd probably really hurt her shoulders if you pulled on those in most positions.
>>337319002
>Dr robotnik's mean bean machine
>snes
Fuck off, dumb weeb poster.
>>337319165
Why would I care if I'm hurting her?
>>337319002
>>337319079
>not noticing the Nintendo Playstation controller first
Nigga why u even here?
What was your first scary movie /v/? I can't even remember now.
>>337319197
>snes with playstation buttons
Something tells me they weren't going for a 1:1 here
>>337314138
hell yea
>>337319162
Are you female? If yes, marry me.
>>337319254
The Thing when I was 11. I had nightmares for weeks.
>>337319246
Oh no! You've discovered that I'm easily distracted by sexy things!
Don't tell my parents or I might get in big trouble!
>>337319127
Do it man it'll be worth it for the story.
>>337319218
I've seen sex related shoulder injuries, anon.they hurt
>>337319254I was scared of Law and Order
I'm that much of a pussy. The music opening + when it makes the whole screen grey/white for a second and that fucking wolf howling at the end.
>>337315470
The Family Video in my town is connected to a pizza place, shit is cash. Theres a discount if for like a medium pizza and movie rental together.
>>337319127
You should convert them ASAP anon, maybe even get it stored digitally. VHS's don't last forever.
Bomberman Hero
Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation
Tasty Toobs (RIP)
I'd rent any weird game though, Chameleon Twist, Glover, Buck Bumble etc, all from 64 era because thats about how long the video shop in my town lasted. That guy was a boss too, he let me rent Nightmare on Elm Street when I was like 10 years old.
Jurassic Park for sega genesis
Can I rent two games instead of a movie????
Yay! Lion King too.
Butterfinger bites.
>>337314193
this literally arouses me
it could be a commercial for laundry detergent but scrambled is insta nostalgia boner
game: Wild Arms
movie: Scream 2
snack: pic related
>Mw2
>The Avengers
>Monster Energy Drink
>>337319254
My first scary movie was that War of the Worlds remake. I think that movie actually has something to do with my hatred of getting blood drawn and feeling my heartbeat (like when a doctor takes your blood pressure).
>>337319354
'ey big boi u wan sum succi?
>>337319127
she sucks cocks in hell now
RIP
>3D doritos will never be a thing again
>>337319254
Monster House scared the shit out of me.
Yes I know it's supposed to be a comedy.
>>337319558
Do they still make those? Bb's are goat
>1 game, 1 movie, and 1 snack
I never got any snacks from blockbusters and I barely got to rent out games
since majority the time my parents only allowed things to be rented of everyone in the family could enjoy it
so my parents got a movie for them, my sisters got a movie for them, and i got nothing
>>337313328
What went wrong?
>>337319593
Can't tell if shitposting.
The Avengers with Ralph Finnes and Uma Thurman or Marvel?
Mw2 and monster is what makes me question the validity.
>>337319593
MODSMODSMODS
>>337319742
Netflix ran them out of business.
Looking back movie rental stores were jewish as fuck.
>>337319338
I'm a man
>>337317873
Loved this game as a kid, first one was great too
>>337319667
>Nacho Cheesier will never be a thing again
Goddammit Frito-Lay, this ain't no fucking game.
>There are people who deny the existence of Nacho Cheesier
Heretics, the lot of them.
>>337319724
They discontinued them a long ass time ago but you can still pick up old packs here: http://www.nationwidecandy.com/Butterfinger-Bbs.htm
Man, I wish video rental stores were still a thing. Now you have to buy a movie if you want to see what it's like. Same thing with games too.
>>337319815
Marvel
>>337319937
13 fucking dollars goddamn
>>337319950
Figures
>some GameCube game I'm interested that week
>not necessary
>snow caps
Sly 2: Band of Theives
Balto
Milk Duds
Dr.Pepper
The Hollywood Videos I had didn't have shit for games, but I do remember always going back to pick up Sly games or Jak and Daxter games.
>Rampage 2: Universal Tour
>Silver Bullet
>Popcorn
>never was allowed to get snacks at video rental places
>saved up money to buy some
>bought a butterfingers bb
>forced to share it with my siblings and cousins
>there's not enough to go around
>get called greedy by family cause i didn't bought enough for everybody
>left with only one bb
>another cousin shows up
>get punished by my parents for not saving some for him
>>337320283
My boi!
Sly 2 is my favorite but I love 3's varying gameplay and roster. 4 was was alright but definitely the weakest imo.
>Tfw never get 5 soon.
>>337314193
>be six years old (2001)
>there's a small local VHS shop that my family always frequented
>go there once or twice a week to rent a movie, a Sega Genesis game, or a PS1 game. I was poor and had hand-me-down consoles from my uncle, so we might not have had the PS1 by that time
>There was a room off to the back with a closed door
>Was always told not to go near the door, but there was a carved out hole in the wall of it that had a counter underneath at roughly crotch level, so that a renter could slip their movie selection and currency through the slot without being seen.
>Just young and short enough to be able to see through the roughly 6-8" tall by 24-36" wide slot.
>Rack after rack of women in bikinis lining the walls, some had hair sticking out of their bikini bottoms. Some of them wore things like negligee instead, and I probably saw a nipple or twenty, albeit only the satin silhouettes of them.
>Did not understand what I was looking at, but I always felt funny when I would look in there. From time to time my 'pee pee' would start getting stiff while looking inside.
>I would ask my mom why I can't go inside and look around, because the movies indie looked "cool," or "interesting;" however I chose to put it that day.
>She would blush, laugh nervously, and look to the cashier, and shake her head or shrug her shoulders. I didn't understand what was so funny.
I can continue if anyone's interested.
>>337313328
Spacestation Silicon Valley
Spy Hard
Bag of Minstrels
There's a mom and pop rental store out in bumfuck nowhere California I went to with my husband. They had a huge selection of movies and TV series, no games or porn. They were completely mobbed every time we drove past... this was last year.
>>337320464
>dat varying level design
>dat switching characters
>funny scenes and good voice actors
Nearly made me shit myself when I played the Prauge missions.
>>337320525
No thanks
>>337313328
>animal crossing
>never cared for movies because I always preferred to play a game instead
>fun dip or baby bottle pop
>>337320525
Please stop.
>>337320682
Honestly the buildup to heists were my favorite and the villain always fucking one part of the plan up made it fun.
I hate what they did to penelope in 4
>>337320525
You really need to work on capturing your audience with your words. The way you write is not compelling enough.
>>337320525
no one is interested in your shitty blog, faggot
>>337317936
>high waisted jeans
Delicious
>>337313328
>Mario Party 2
>don't care about movies
>Skittles
>>337320890
More like fan fi, bet it ends with him getting sucked off by his sis or mom and they keep fucking to this day...
>>337321020
With no breaks? Jeez. Talk about endurance.
>>337321009
Post yfw they replaced the lime Skittles with green apple
>>337320993
Hnnnngh
Can't wait for reboot and they all aged pretty well imo
>tfw the endless days of trapping and hunting good porn is over
Still through, I enjoy tracking down faint images of good stuff I fapped to as a kid.
>>337320993
I want to fuck their hair
>>337321105
Not the anon you're replying to but I fucking hated that shit
>>337321058
You know what I mean cheeky fuck.
>Tfw you read used to read weird sex "erotica" and laugh about it.
>300 replies for a non-vidya thread because board "kulture"
Cool
>>337320741
>>337320802
>>337320859
>>337320890
Alright, fair enough.
>>337321020
You're free to assume that, but no, wasn't going there. I was legitimately just talking about some shit that happened regularly when I was growing up. My mom was a landwhale back then and you couldn't have paid me to fuck her if I even knew what fucking was at the time.
>>337319197
Uhh that's not Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.
That's Kirby's Avalanche!
>>337313328
As a kid, I'd rent Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, Hellraiser and I'd get that really long gummy worm. The blue kind, of course.
>>337321284
Atleast you can take a joke
>>337321282
Is this your first day on /v/? This shit happens on an hourly basis
>>337320828
Now if only they could do this shit today. Make a game that makes you actually feel like a fucking thief. The prepping, the getting things together, actually going through with intricate and well designed hiests, holy fuck, we need a new thief game!
>>337321282
And yet the shitposting is at a bare minimum and everyone is staying on topic. Late night/early morning /v/ is best /v/.
>>337318125
Thats fucked up man, but give your dad a break. Im not sure if there is anything worse than losing a child. On the other hand, he shouldnt forget he still has one that is alive. Hang in there fagit.
>>337321282
>underaged faggot is mad because he wasn't alive/old enough to enjoy when things were actually still fun
Fuck off back to where you came from faggot
>>337321284
>My mom was a landwhale back then and you couldn't have paid me to fuck her
So you're going to fuck her because she's isn't fat any more?
See, this is why no one is interested in your writing. Why choose to word something like that?
>>337313328
>Digimon: The Movie
>Sonic and Knuckles
>M&M's (praying that we had a bag of microwave popcorn at home so I could get that salty and sweet mouthsex going)
When the fuck did I stop loving the little things like this?
>>337319246
The console itself looks a bit like the prototype PlayStation. So maybe this is an alternate reality.
BUT FIRST
>>337321532
Never, you just stopped doing them.
Do you ever smoke weed? If not, do it some time. If you do, quit doing it for like a week or 2-3 and then smoke again.
>>337321486
Thanks for passive aggressive support!
>>337321529
Yeah, you got me, that's exactly where I was going with my anecdote. You got me, the Westermark Effect is fiction, just like my life apparently is.
Loosen the fuck up, anon. I wasn't going into fanfic territory even if that's what you choose to believe. Not everyone is an RPfag trying to get anons to jack it.
>>337313328
>pic related
>Jurassic Park
>Reese's Motherfucking Pieces
>>337321526
I am a lot older than you.
>>337321789
Okay, granddad, then stop being such a stuffy old faggot and get back to renting me a goddamned game. I said Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog, not Chip & Dale. I get you like Chip & Dale because it reminds you of your weekends but keep that faggoty shit to yourself.
>>337321762
greatest collectathon ever
>dream world
>>337321282
This was the videogame board?
>>337321457
I enjoyed it in sly4 and gta5 but it's the whole sly but "different" ancestors thing barely added anything new 3 had the perfect game play mix imo.
>rent majora's mask
>gotta have the expansion dong pak
>store also can rent those too
holy shit. renting for 3 days made that game more awesome than it should be.
also
>want to rent gta vice city
>convince mom that i was going to help people in the game instead
>tell her about the ambulance and police jobs
candy suxx was my stopping point. I just wanted to see boobies
>>337321706
I remember when I first tried weed I was thinking "This is making all media powerful to watch again" and just wanted to watch the best cartoons from my childhood. Then I switched it up to episodes of Continue and AVGN whenever I got a bag to myself and felt like watching something.
Then I realised smoking and masturbating is the best combination and should be the centrepiece to any smoke, so I stopped watching shit while high. Being high just makes me horny or nostalgic for things; sometimes for things I haven't even watched before.
Does the 2-3 week break actually effect stuff? I'm coming down from e's and acid and ceratonin levels are unbalanced.
>>337321964
I have it on ps2 but don't know if I want to invest in a system I barely have games for. Right now trying to find Def jam ffny for Xbox at a decent price.
>>337321740
I see you can't read well, on top of the writing.
Read what I said again. Slowly. I clearly implied that fucking your mum was an unintentional innuendo due to your sloppy use of rhetoric. I don't want this outcome, because I am not interested in what you have to offer through your blog posting. Please, don't be a bitch nigger like this again.
>>337321762
>>337321964
>>337322136
>PC version is an entirely different game
>as with half of all 6th gen multiplats
>more than half of all western multiplats were only on PS2 and Xbox, sometimes even GameCube, but not on PC
>the few exclusives that PC had were ported to consoles, with bonus improvements
6th gen was fucking abysmal for PC. Don't you fucking dare say otherwise.
>>337321706
No, I don't smoke. I've had some edibles a few times and really didn't like it. I had trouble getting high the first few times I tried the stuff, so I bit off more than I could chew and ate a brownie with 200mg of THC in it, along with two taffies that had 100mg each, for a grand total of 400mg. I was high for about five days after that, likely because my body wasn't used to weed whatsoever. It got really tiresome early into the second day, and I felt trapped within my own body, bored and unable to do anything properly. So, I spent the following four or so days bored out of my mind and trying to sleep the stuff off.
I've heard that eating weed products is very different from smoking or inhaling vaporized weed. Would that achieve a more fun high than the one I experienced? For context, that one big scary high was characterized by:
Tunnel vision
Feeling like an observer within my own body, where I was fully alert but everything was hazey and my bodily movements felt like they weren't my own. It was as if something else were controlling my body despite me consciously giving the orders.
Slowness of speech.
Mediocre appetite. Nothing resembling munchies ever materialized. If anything, I found myself forgetting to eat that week and only realized when I would remember I hadn't eaten in a day or two.
Disinterest with everything. I couldn't focus on a given subject and I didn't want to; laying around and blankly staring at the TV were about all I could manage.
>>337322136
>Tfw if we had an hd version all the music and characters would be taken out do to licenses.
Trying my damndest to find a copy for a good price on Xbox.
Yes I'm replying to myself because I'm desperate and want my suffering to end.
Every copy I see online is 40-50 $ range and It's tempting but my luck it'll be cheaper online after I buy it.
>>337313492
>drink AND a snack
what urban utopia did you grow up in
>>337322584
America. What 3rd world backwater did you grow up in?
>>337322518
Everything you said does in fact make sense. Smoking is different in that a small joint will usually only get you slightly toasty, and a bong will hit you harder.
I found that 2 small single skins joints (that is, the average size of a rolled cigarette) or one single skinner kept me toasty for a few hours. The effects were relaxed attitude, desire to stick on top quality movies or comfy youtube stuff.
It's common for edibles to be slow paced and hard hitting after a while, but smoking in small doses is a very different experience.
>>337322802
America
>>337322802
Kentucky
>>337322518
edibles suck imo, they always make me really paranoid and either not much happens or i get fucked up too bad where i have to lay in my bed and try not to die. i hate to be the DUDE WEED guy but smoking it is a lot better. for some reason it just makes for a more pleasant experience. edibles are just unpredictable and almost always unpleasant from the times i've tried them
>>337323121
>i hate to be the DUDE WEED guy but smoking it is a lot better
That's a hyperbolic stereotype that never really made any sense. You're having a discussion on weed, therefore saying you prefer smoking doesn't make you a steroetypical 420 BLAZE IT LOL person.
>>337313328
>Spyro
>Goosebumps
>Pic related
I always liked seeing the weird fucking candy they'd have at the register. When Blockbuster shut down, all we had was a Movie Gallery.
>>337313878
don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>337320859
>That picture.
Makes me sad, man. The unshopped version that is.
>>337313859
>he didn't get a fucking thing of M&Ms for like 1$
>Tfw no tremors stream
SHOULD I STREAM SOME 90s MOVIES
>>337323453
What is the unshopped version?
>>337323494
What movies?
>>337323518
>This picture was taken by serial killer Robert Ben Rhoades.
>14-year-old Regina Kay Walters was one of the numerous women held in an 18-wheeler equipped with a torture chamber in the back.
>The photo was taken in an abandoned Illinois barn, where Rhoades killed Walters after cutting off her hair and making her wear a black dress and heels.
>>337323464
I'm still waiting, it's been 3 hours. Someone start a Tremors stream
>>337323464
Riki-oh looks like really weird porn out of context.
>>337323494
YES YES YES
>>337323628
Fuck wish I didn't ask now.
>>337316029
The moment I realized this, all the joy went away
>>337314487
>tfw carefully setting it up so the "return" button would go back to nick@nite or some shit in case your parents came down while you were jacking it to skinemax
See, this is why games shouldn't be treating kids like retards. We were little shits too and we were smart enough to come up with shit like this.
>>337323791
I try watching the porn on late-night and it doesn't do it for me now.
I'd have to sneak like a motherfucker on weekends on computer at 2am and have to always delete history.
>>337323494
Yea I'm totally down
>>337316284
Can confirm, went to a Little Caesar's that was in a Family Video building just last week. Apparently that particular video chain is still going strong.
When I was a kid (circa 2003), Family Video was cheaper than Blockbuster so we always went there. Netflix got big like a year later so we switched to them, DVDs by mail.
>337314487
I got caught jacking it to skinemax. I might have switched channels fast enough, but the bottle of lotion on a stool next to me was particularly incriminating.
My parents didn't care, although I did notice that we stopped receiving Cinemax.
>pro skater 1
>the iron giant
>raisinets
>>337319254
pumpkin head?
>>337313328
so you get Uncharted 4 and then eat it
>jaws unleashed
>night at the museum or some shit. I dont care
>sour straws
Fighting force
Pokemon the movie
Butterfinger BBs
>>337324096
Iron Giant still holds up.
2d generally holds up better even shitty 2d.
I know Iron Giant was a mixture of two forms.
Anybody ever rent Heavy Metal? Can't get any threads going about it.
Taarna,Cabbie, and Captain Stern were the best parts.
>tfw Stevie Nicks song is exclusive to the soundtrack.
>>337324386
It always looked awesome but never got around to it. Does it hold up? I never knew much about it except that it has a fucking awesome cover
Blue Lamp - Stevie Nicks - YouTube type that in for good time.
>Street Fighter 5
>Hot Fuzz
>Tomi Sweet Corn Chips
>>337313328
Resident Evil Director's Cut
Nightmare on Elm Street
Gummy bears
>>337324508
Maybe it's just whatever-the-opposite-of-nostalgia-goggles-is, but I don't honestly like most of it.
>>337324508
It has choppy bits of animation but the story is what really grabs me.
Also forgot to mention zombie b2 bomber.
Ever watch the episode of south park when Kenny is high on cat piss?
That's what it pays direct homage almost scene for scene to
>>337324791
I can agree but it's worth a watch for the soundtrack alone.
>>337314193
Hey man before we had a computer it was victoria's secret catalogs for me. Then the 10 second previews from like milfhunter and shit. That used to be more than enough. Then the dawn of tube arrived and magical things happened
renting games sounds more like a communism thing from some dirty russians. dont get why americans look back to a time where they did that so much apparently.
we just bought games when we wanted them. are you poor?
>>337324793
No shit, I'll check it out
Still waiting for that Tremors stream...
>>337313808
>always go to malls with cool arcades
>almost never gets to play much of them because parents are ass holes
>gets basically 3 dollars worth to play
>can't get good fast enough at the games or figure out how to play in those few tries
>wasted all my tries learning controls
>parents tell me to fuck off when i ask for more tries
jokes on them now they have a useless son who plays video games 24/7 because he was deprived of them as a child
>>337324913
Definitely gotta spread the word some how.
Like I said you won't find the Stevie Nicks song anywhere but from it's soundtrack.
Don't look into the sequel either nothing compares to it.
Honestly don't expect a lot and you shouldn't be disappointed that's the way I look at movies and anything. Then I form an opinion.
>>337325254
Yea me too, I remembered people saying Heavy Metal 2000 was shit when it came out, so is Heavy Metal essenially animation set to music or is there actual dialogue?
>Rent a game
>Always get about half-way through before parents force me to return it
>Keep renting the same game over and over
>Eventually manage to beat the game in the few days of rent
>Can still remember every last tiny detail of the game
Fucking Tomba.
>>337325412
There is dialogue but it's pretty minimal.
Cabbie part has most dialogue,Taarna mc is completely silent and Captain Stern is a trial but won't say much more,b2 bomber has barely any,and most dialogue isn't that serious.
John Candy has couple of roles if you know who that is.
>>337325412
It's based on comics/pulp magazines so maybe get into those.
I wish I could track down something like a manga reader for them as I haven't read them myself.
>>337325981
Yea I've flipped through them before, the art is really cool. That's interesting John Candy has a role in it, I wonder how he got involved, not exactly what I would think to associate with him. I'd totally pick up a collection too if they made one, I'm going to look online and see what I can find.
>>337319254
Pic related.
As the years go by, you realize Al Marsh and the other people were way scarier than the fucking clown.
>>337315914
His name was roland
Awesome bro
>>337326093
Honestly I wouldn't have derailed the thread but I'm passionate about this movie and on /tv/ it's all superheroes and stuff.
>Tfw couldn't even get a Toxic Avenger thread going.
Shit is so damn funny but no one likes humor there.
Anybody ever get those coke bottles to redeem at bb?
I did once and I couldn't use it for some bs reason.
>>337326390
Is that Tim Curry?
If not I could believe it
Pretty damn sure this was also my first horror movie also.
>>337326524
Nah man I'd talk about this shit for ever, we're the only ones really keeping this alive. I've never really seen any of the Troma movies, they're a little bit before my time but I've heard so much about them that I feel like I really need to.
>>337326618
Yea it is, watch that movie now it's fucking great. He follows them around and breaks their balls constantly. It's fucking hilarious.
>>337326632
They are so fucking cheesy.
Also if you really want to see a prominent star go from bottom watch it.
>Tfw Marisa Tomei was in it
>>337326861
Oh wow, yea I wil. Are most of the Troma movies worth a watch?
>>337326692
I've seen it and that all float down here fucked me up when I was younger.
>Tfw based Seth Green was in it
Astonishing I didn't know Tim Curry was Pennywise but knew he was the concierge in Home Alone 2
>>337322453
>mediocre 2003 hulk game got a PC port
>ultimate destruction didn't
saltiest i ever was that gen
>>337327013
I didn't know Tim Curry was in Home Alone 2, any Congo fans up in here? Movie's fucking aweful but holy shit it has its moments.
>>337327012
Don't take them seriously is my advice, get a beer or whatever relaxs you and prepare to die laughing.
Marisa is only a bit part and you can't even tell it's her and only in director's cut also.
>>337327127
Never watched congo. I hear funny shit about monkeys and lasers though.
>>337327242
It's some bizzare shit, totally worth a watch
>>337327149
Will do, they look entertaining as fuck, I'm looking forward to it.
>>337319254
Not a scary movie but
>X-files
>>337327127
It's Tim Curry at his his weirdest in a bit role straight up stalks Maculay Culkin and "almost" gets tommygunned to death.
Coincidentally since I mentioned John Candy earlier he is in a an underrated classic with him called Uncle Buck.
>>337313328
>Metal Warriors
>Ninja Scroll'
>Reeses Pieces
>>337327438
Uncle Buck is fucking great. Just started Heavy Metal. Didn't know Harold Ramis did a voice also
>>337327362
R.I.P
Taco Bar scene still has me dying to this day
>>337327013
>Astonishing I didn't know Tim Curry was Pennywise but knew he was the concierge in Home Alone 2
Tim Curry was an insanely versatile actor. The sheer variety of the roles he took on and the degree to which he was successful with each one is testament to how good he was.
It's a shame he's mostly seen as some sort of novelty character actor, he is genuinely one of the best actors of his time.
>>337327532
Get off 4chan and watch it don't keep listening to my weird movie recommendations.
Why do American sweets have such retarded names?
>>337327517
Next level kid right here. Excellent choices.
>>337327570
Totally, the guy's super underrated.
>>337327570
Loved him in Rocky.
Did you know it had a semisequel called Shock Treatment? Only had little Nell "pinky" in it from what I can recall.
>>337327637
I'm watching it, dude just got turned into a skeleton by a green orb.
>>337327781
I've seen the poster for that before but had no idea that's what it was.
>>337313328
final fantasy 3
ranma 1/2 movie
case of redvines
>>337327901
It's gotta a really weird plot that guessed reality tv and has some bumping songs.
Anybody ever watch Sleepaway Camp that shit is some good laughs.
>Tfw I only heard about Sleepaway from Robot Chicken and spoiled it from the sketch.
>Who even remembers this movie
From what I recall of the sketch.
>>337328107
Yea I enjoyed it. I miss all the summer camp movies that used to come out. It seemed like every genre had a summer camp movie back then. Gues kids stopped going to summer camp or something, I kinda wish they'd bring that back.
>Dr.Strangelove
>Fallout 2
>A bag of cheese flavoured crisps
No drinky?(I would choose a bottle of coke.)
>>337328332
ABSOLUTELY APE
>>337328276
Well Wet Hot American Summer was the only one I remember recently.
I swear I was expecting some kind of reference to Friday 13th when Paul Rudd let that kid drown while making out with Elizabeth Banks.
Still a funny ass scene.
>>337328469
Yea I totally thought the same thing. I wish /tv/ would pull their heads out of their asses. Would like to talk about shit like this more
>>337314193
>WAAAH damnnn kids and their internets
don't shit yourself grandpa
>>337315485
learn to not nigger lip things.
>>337315289
> bubble jug
My god I'd forgotten...
How could I forget, when did all these wonderful things leave my life, they used to make me so happy. What's happened to me?
>>337327796
Not that anon but if you like John Candy my favourite of his was Delirious. Weird story about a guy who writes himself into his own soap opera.
>>337315470
>No results found for 200 miles from Zip Code 98102
:(
>>337328591
Honestly man my friends think I'm a weird fucker who makes references to shit they haven't ever heard of.
/Tv/sucks ass never anyone willing to wax poetic about nostalgic shit wish I could get an early 2000's Disney thread going. Been watching late night reruns on Freeform-Abcfamily
>>337328790
Will check it out, thanks for the recommendation anon.
>>337328891
You talking about like Even Stevens?
>>337328926
Also vacation is pretty decent
>>337328413
what do you mean?
>>337329037
Strangelove reference
>>337328406
>superstar Brendan Fraser's career got so shitty he had to appear in this shit tv show
JUST
>>337328980
They're playing Lizzie McGuire,That's so Raven(chelsea is best), and Kim Possible.
Maybe not early 00's but you get my meaning.
I left out Hannah Montana because only reason I'd watch it now is for Rico&Jackson.
>>337329134
Whatever happened to Raven? I thought I remembered hearing something like she had gotten into some weird politics or something a few years ago. I miss watching those shows, never saw Hannah Montana, quit watching before it started.
>>337329194
Raven was on Empire but that's about it.
Chelsea aged the best and is a stage actress, fuckall knowing anything about Eddie.
>>337329306
Man holy shit, you aren't kidding, she aged well. And yea, fuck Eddie
This Heavy Metal soundtrack's fucking great
>>337313474
GUMMY
WORMS
who needs games and movies
>>337329373
Rewatching it made me realize how much I liked her and how ditzy she acted but had a brain, it was charming on top of her looks.
>>337318125
You have my sympathy I pray your life and your fathers life improves
>>337313328
Stop pretending video rental stores still exist.
>>337329495
Told you.
>>337329571
Yea I remember being really into her back when it first aired. Haven't gone back and researched any of it though.
>>337329571
I'm guessing it held up alright?
>>337329723
Fuck yeah! Every episode has a message that most Disney live action shows these days don't.
They don't even show cartoons that interest me and xd is meh as fuck.
>>337329947
I'll have to go back and revisit that stuff, it's been so long that at this point, other than remembering characters and some plot lines it'd probably be like watching it for the first time.
The more I talk about this shit the more I get pissed at /tv/ for only ever wanting to talk about bullshit
>>337330091
It's the same way for me but I'm really appreciating the nuances now.
Episode about raven not wanting to work with a stinky kid realizes he's a nice guy and not to judge people on first appearances.
>>337325241
quit the self-pity act and do something with your life faggot
>>337330179
I've tried to start a thread multiple times and either no one willing to learn or shitposting.
>>337329636
Are you still into her is the question?
I am...
>>337330347
It really blows when you realize that seemingly no one either cares or is interested in a lot of the shit you are. Never thought I'd find a better /tv/ on /v/
>>337313808
>mfw when feelings I haven't thought about in so long come flooding back because of 4chan
>>337313328
I choose
that game where you lose if you think of it
the room
smarties
>>337314020
10/10 came here to post these exact things.
Depending on mood i would replace Bill & Ted with an Arnie movie.
>>337330408
Yea she looks alright from what I've seen. Haven't thought about her in years until tonight.
>>337313492
patrician
>When I was a kid ask my mom to rent a wrestling game
>On the car ride home tell her it was a joke
>She gets mad and I can never rent anything ever again
That was my first and last time going to blockbuster.
>>337330598
Smooth move
>>337314193
>went to the comedy section
>seeing some old classic comedies
>see the cover to Porky's
My imagination went wild with what this movie was and what that guy was seeing for months almost years
>>337330442
I have way too much interest in cinema good Disney/animated 80's/jack of all trades here.
Anybody know about Johnny5 is alive?
Ally Sheedy aka "goth" girl from breakfast club
>>337330651
Same here, I spent a lot of time thinking about that. When you're a kid it's crazy how much a box cover can evoke.
>>337313328
> 1 movie
>1snack
>What kinds of drugs are my parents on???
>>337330697
Same here, and Short Circuit is fucking awesome
>>337330510
I was in love like Cory back then and still am.
>>337315348
AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE WITH THE SILVER SPOON
>>337330804
I remember feeling the same way, fuck I need to rewatch some of that, rekindle that shit.
>>337330651
>>337330742
Then you saw the movie and were scarred for life, or what?
>>337330847
LITTLE BOY BLUE OVER THE MOON,
WHEN YOU COMING HOME DAD?
Couldn't resist...
>>337330880
BUSH
>>337330697
What's your opinion of Aeon Flux?
>>337330863
Don't be stealing my waifu now!
Be me watching Lizzie McGuire and see this.
LMAO
>>337331071
Holy shit, that's great
>>337330976
Haven't watched it actually. Was it the one on mtv?
Jack of all trades my ass^
>>337331150
I wanted him to bust out a nigga on accident or something so bad.
>>337331159
Yea, I loved it, I rewatched it like a year ago and still enjoyed it a lot but it was kinda hard to tell how much of my enjoyment was nostalgia based. It's totally worth a watch though, all and all it's run is pretty short, everything is like around 4 hours or something.
>>337330742
Fuck I even had a whole plan to trick my parents into renting it despite the cover.
See Porky's 2 had come out and had an acceptable cover and I would show them that and say hey look at this inconspicuous movie. It's the same name as Looney Tunes Porky Pig so should be funny and it was in the comedy section. How about I get this nice ok normal movie? Oh but wait it says 2, I haven't seen the first. Then I go go grab that movie, the first Porky's with the shower cover, while they wait there and not see the cover. Of course I assumed my parents would be unfamiliar with Porky's because parents don't know about sexy stuff.
>>337330880
I eventually saw it on Comedy Central. I later learned to never watch movies airing on tv.
>>337331238
Sounds reasonable, I remember hatching all kinds of weird schemes back then just assuming all adults were fucking morons.
Anybody down for actually starting a thread on /tv/ see if we can show em how it's done? We could keep it contained on here but whatever.
>>337331225
Oh man I'm disappointed he didn't.
>>337314487
And here I was thinkin' I was the only slick ass lil' 12 year old
>>337331368
I'd love to be able to fucking discuss all kinds of shit somewhere but fuck man, every time I've tried over there it gets killed with shit posts.
I actually curious about how many people have been actually taking place in this /tv/ discussion.
>>337331395
They have to call him M-Dogg the whole episode to get an answer until the parents pull reverse psychology and start making street names for themselves.
>>337331592
Holy shit I vaguely remember that episode. Still surprised he didn't go full on negro at least once though.
Gex 3D
Cadbury's Astros
Bean
>>337314487
Me too man.
I even practiced hitting the return button to the channel below it and then quickly pressing channel up so if they potentially got the remote and hit the return button it wouldn't go back to porn.
>>337331732
Yea whoever created the return button is a fucking genius
>buying snacks at a 300% mark up at the video store instead of just buying it at the grocery store.
I was on a thread like this awhile back discussing cartoon network instead mostly but everyone was discussed a bit of everything disney/Nickelodeon/CN
I know some people dislike off the rails but it's better than flavor of the week games imo
>>337332021
Yea totally, you can only read so much about fucking Overwatch.
>>337331990
Which episode is that? I'm rewatching on boobtube and it will give me something to look forward to.
Man holy shit, Stevie Nicks, this Heavy Metal scene is fucking amazing. How the fuck have I never seen this before?
>>337332215
It's an underrated movie man like I said it's song exclusive to the movie for some reason.
>>337316021
I think I may be the Matt you're thinking of. WA state?
>>337332290
Yea I'm definitely getting this soundtrack. I enjoyed the movie. I dug the art and the soundtrack, totally worth it. Thanks based anon.
>>337314193
The only cover i remember after all those years was a women pissing in the mouth of another one. Guess i have a piss fetish since im a child.
>>337332381
Thread is about to end soon let's keep it rolling.
How about Disney spinoff shows Hercules and anybody liked brandy and Mr whiskers?
>>337332416
It isn't on the soundtrack I've checked. I can only listen to it on YouTube
>>337332504
I guess Brandy and Mr Whiskers was after I stopped watching? I don't remember that at all. I was more into the live action shows at the time.
>>337332556
That's completely fucked
>>337332416
Anytime man my friends will never give this material a chance so why not strangers?
What was your favorite part I always forget the sex robot part too
>Are you jewish?
>Heavyweights
>Bomberman 64 or Aerofighters Assault
>Pizza flavored Pringles
>>337332656
It's my favorite song from it and I guess because characters talk over it doesn't get the attention it deserves.
>>337332701
The sex robot part was good, I really enjoyed the last 20-30 minutes and bomber scene.
>>337332595
Phil of the future was pretty based Alyson Michaka hnnnnngh
>>337332775
Yea that's crazy they didn't even put it on the soundtrack, I thought that was the best song
>>337332801
>Kill the tarakian bitch!
>>337332859
Never saw it, I checked out on Disney around '02-'03 but yea she's fucking good to go
>rental stores are dead
Feels bad, I still think the f a m has an outstanding overdue fee from years ago for a dead store
>>337332986
I say up til 07-08 was the end for me.
>>337332981
>She had the most beautiful eyes
>>337333075
True, that bar scene just screams star wars
>>337319497
>that fuckin' third wheel salt shaker
>>337333048
Bought a copy of kotor 2 when one was going out of business.
>>337332701
And fuck your friends holy shit, I hate when that happens. Recommend something and you get treated like a weird asshole. Drives me fucking crazy, I just stopped at a point.
>>337333140
Yea it really does, I'm going to have that Nicks song of repeat for a month.
>>337333206
Only one of them has listened to me about recommendations and he's a bro let's me use his account on Xbox to get free shit.
Last week had a bday and did retro gaming night and shit was amazing.
>>337333350
That sounds awesome, I miss doing shit like that
>>337333265
Still do...
Someone post a new thread quick!
>>337333389
I also drop d&d with em throw references around they don't get either.
>>337333467
I wish more people were into this kind of stuff
>>337333350
It kinda boiled down to them playing pokemon stadium and we just getting hype over it.
Over here in Bongland we had this little place called Xtra-Vision for all your renting and diabeetus needs. Shit back in the day I just remember renting those games which we then bought later.
>Rayman or Medievil 2
>Spy Kids
>These sweets called Millions, not sure if you can get them in US
god /v/ why are you doing this to me
>>337333625
That sounds alright, it's been years since I've done something like that. How old are you based anon?
>>337333750
Nostalgia is a drug man it's 6am been posting recommendations on these two boards and can't get to sleep.
>>337333897
It's 5:15 where I'm at and I've been staring at this thread and the one before it since 11:00 PM. Granted I watched Heavy Metal during but holy shit, this has been great.
>>337333851
20 believe it or not
>>337333971
I'm 26, wish I could go back to being a kid though, guess everyone does
>>337334036
Yeah well my childhood wasn't the best and I have an Oscar Wilde view on things these days.
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