Samus is the only female Space Marine?
>>335857113
how thicc are her thighs?
She's a mercenary so not really
Rogue Trader maybe
>>335857198
Thick enough to crush your head into tomato juice.
>>335857345
>Has her own power armor
>Injected with what is basically alien Geneseed
![Iggy-Azalea-fashion_Joi-Pearson-Photography-proof-7[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vIPRGxx.jpg "Iggy-Azalea-fashion_Joi-Pearson-Photography-proof-7[2].jpg")
>>335857423
I want Samus to try to suffocate me while i lick furiously at her thighs
There's a few if you dig back in the random stupid IPs of the 90s and 80s.
>>335857113
Crash is a space marine and Doomguy's trainer.
I want samus to crush my head open like a watermelon with her thighs
>>335857113
Metroid Prime 1 Samus is the Primarch of the Pretty Marines.
>>335857829
So heresy at a level unfathomable to even the Inquisition?
I want Samus to pose for me.
>>335857198
Moderately. The best kind of thicc.
>>335860424
does she like showing those off?
>>335860768
samus is likely incredibly stunted socially and would have no particular feelings one way or the other in showing off her legs
>>335861409
How would she feel if a guy directly complimented her legs?
>>335861823
She'll tell him to fuck off.
>>335862134
oh... okay then
>>335857113
>Space marine
>Female
Oh you rascal heretic you.
>>335861409
I see people post this headcanon a lot and I think it's a big assumption to make.
There is some basis for it given that she lost her parents at a young age, but it's nothing more than a possibility.
>>335862795
She lost her parents and then was raised by aliens, specifically she was raised by a dying alien race so there would unlikely to have been very many of them or even any similar to her own age. The only thing she does is fight space pirates and seemingly trained her whole life for to do so. Samus is very likely to be missing much social education beyond basic politeness.
>>335861823
the same way a labourer would feel if you complimented their hands. they're tools she uses to do her job, and wouldn't detect any sexual undertones behind the statement.
>>335863330
what if the guy touched her legs?
>>335862531
>>335857829
>40k autists
>>335863614
>Le 40k autist ebin meme
Choke on bleach you fag.
>>335863264
She had her parents and others until she was 4, around the most important years for development. After that, as you mentioned, she was raised by the Chozo. A few details show that it's probable the Chozo were a lot like humans. Nothing certain, but that's my point. It's making a big leap to state that it's "likely" that she'd be significantly socially stunted.
It's a neat idea, and definitely possible. She definitely has unique life experiences, but it takes a lot more than that to kill someone's innate outgoing nature if they have it.
>>335862134
Is anyone else really tired of the whole trope of badass women angrily rejecting sexual advances? If anything, you'd think they would be more open to propositions than regular women since they'd probably have more testosterone and a higher sex drive.
>>335866247
I would be tired of it if I knew of any examples.
What is that even from?
Harem anime maybe?
>>335863445
She'd probably either mistake it for an attack and reflexively respond with self-defense, or be confused and surprised for a few seconds before realizing she likes it but isn't sure why.
>>335866420
It's from just about anything where there's an attractive, combat-capable woman. She'll inevitably be propositioned by a guy and threaten to tear his dick off if he even looks at her.
>>335866247
SHE WAS RAISED BY BIRDS
>>335866439
If she likes it, would she agree to sit on his lap?
>>335857113
Super's muscular amazon depiction was the best depiction of Samus imo.and also the sexiest
>>335857113
>>335857113
She doesn't even praise the emprah.
>>335866645
Then she never would have been exposed to the media that says "strong women tell interested men to fuck off or they'll retaliate with grievous bodily harm". If anything, she'd have no understanding of human inhibitions and just start grinding against any man she found attractive.
>>335866747
It's more likely that she'd just act on instinct and start fucking him then and there.
>>335867406
>>335866645
The Chozo weren't wild animals you goofballs.
>>335867534
That works too.
>>335857113
Every space marine shooter have female space marine (and nigger). Usually with manly design.
>>335867406
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>335857113
She is more of a Rogue Trader that got a hold of a power armor.
>>335857113
Women are gay.
>>335867554
No, but they probably didn't have media packed with all the bitchy girl power nonsense that creates the cultural norms and attitudes leading to >>335862134.
>>335866247
>sex drive
She was genetically enhanced by bird DNA and cybernetically enhanced to where the Power Suit. I'm pretty sure she has reduced sex drive and she probably can't even procreate anymore.
>>335867891
Agreed, I doubt Samus would be like that. I also doubt she'd have no understanding of inhibitions and grind against random men.
>>335867741
I grew up with American media?
>>335867917
meant wear.
>>335868000
Trips have spoken, don't let your kinds in front of the TV, they become retarded like this faggot.
>>335867987
Yeah, fair enough. I guess I was just taking the whole "didn't grow up around humans" thing a bit too far.
>>335867917
Why would either of those things result in a diminished sex drive?
If anything, well-done cybernetic enhancement could result in increased sex drive. Ghost in the Shell explores this idea very well.
Also I don't think Samus was cybernetically enhanced. I could be remembering wrong though.
>>335860202
>A Rogue Trader
>Being accused of heresy
Well fuck me, thats a first! (Sarcasm)
>samus will never morph ball up and roll around on your tummy
Samus is not a space marine.She's a Metal Hero.
>>335868148
Her suit is connected to her nervous system, and she doesn't seem attracted to men or women.
>>335868336
The morphball form is pretty big compared to how people (myself included) usually envision it.
Basically I'm saying that would be pretty uncomfortable.it would be really cute if she just rested gently on you though
>>335868336
>ywn morph ball
It looks so fun, rolling around like that.
>>335866825
Agreed on both counts. Gaming needs more Amazons. So does life in general, for that matter.
>>335868602
Well yeah, because she's in games about exploring areas with nothing but alien enemies. The few times you see her around friendlies it's still in a professional environment. Where the fuck are you getting this headcanon from?
>>335868602
She was enhanced with Chozo DNA which would likely have Chozo biological triggers for the mating process. Since Chozo are bird people this is probley a mating season with incredibly specific signs from males.
>>335868709
it'd be about as big as your legs, would feel like a full body massage if she rolled over you.
ever been to a parlor and had them press hot smoothed planks on your back? feels fucking great.
>>335868868
Playing the games, she seems to want to be a mother but if she really wants a baby why not get with a guy and have one. You see where the problem lies? This why I believe her sex drives are fucked.
>>335868878
That's the other problem, most of the Chozo are dead because they didn't mate enough. Then they grew old of age and were unable to reproduce.
>>335862531
If the Emperor had made a female Primarch and/or a female Gene Seed it would've been possible.
That's a lot of work for no additional gain though. And the Emperor didn't exactly have time to waste.
>What are the Adepta Sororitas
>>335869482
Oh my god. I understand now. Sakamoto, you speak english pretty well. Can you please tell me why Other M is such a train wreck?
>>335868709
>>335868738
Samus is like 6'3". With the armor on she's even taller. When transformed into the morph ball, the ball is still probably like 4 feet tall.
>>335870859
Well, it's not known whether the 6'3'' figure is with the armor on or off, but it's implied that it's when it's on. Still, it's form-fitting enough she'd still be like at least 6', so your point stands.
>>335863264
What about the picture posted here >>335860424
where she's at a bar and looks extremely comfortable, and is clearly bartering/exchanging info with the barkeep?
>>335866645
Thanks doc
>>335870968
DOESN'T COUNT! Actual, in-game content is nothing compared to headcanon!
>>335869482
Sakamoto, why is Other M such a shitty game? There's no exploration, the story is a flaming turd of stupidity, the "New Item Get" mechanic is pants-on-head retarded...
Is it so hard to script a good Metroid if there's no Alien movie to base it on?
FACT: Samus is one of the lost Primarchs
>>335860424
What a space slut
>>335870678
I'm going by Metroid II and Super Metroid faggot, but I see why you love the piece shit don't dare ever try say I like that trash again Other M baby. But like I said Samus will never get with any one because she was
1. Raised by birds who died off because they didn't have sex
2. Because she cares more about her missions and the Galaxy
3. She's a Human/Chozo hybrid as well as a cyborg
It just wouldn't work, get over it.
>>335870618
Good paint.
>>335870618
What are not marines.
>>335870859
She's 6'1 out of the armor and 6'3 in it.
>>335869482
Chozo aren't dead. They ascended.
>>335871170
See>>335871308
Why are you Other M faggots shitting up the thread. Go suck Sakamoto's cock somewhere else.
>>335870968
you mean basic politeness? being able to discuss work with someone isn't terribly hard and doesn't really require learning social cues beyond not punching him in whatever his face is.
>>335871570
>samus is likely incredibly stunted socially
>but what about this canonical picture of her looking extremely comfortable and confident at a bar of all places
>that's just her being polite
Anon, she's not the one that's stunted socially. Let go of your headcanon.
>>335871570
Yeah, that's true. I can do business with people and occasionally make small talk with a cashier or something (if they start it; I never start it), but I'm not good at getting personal with people.
>>335871746
she is usually surrounded by space pirates shooting her, why would she be intimated by a bunch of aliens that arn't even hostile to her?
Reminder that Samus is canonically:
• 5'4 (162 cm) in height
• not a robot, but a human being with feelings
• not a man with tits, but a girl who temporarily discards her girlish tendencies in the interest of her goals
• not built like musclegirl fetish fuel; has a realistic-physiqued, physiologically feminine figure
This has been Samus Facts.
I want to kiss Samus Aran right on the lips!
>>335872231
>• not built like musclegirl fetish fuel; has a realistic-physiqued, physiologically feminine figure
Its more athletic since stamina seens to be more important to her than strenght as the power armor does the heavy lifting.
>>335872231
All of that is very disappointing except the part about her having feelings. Feelings are good.
>>335866164
She was a literal child soldier. According to the Zero Mission e-manga that Nintendo put out, her life went: born on mining world, everyone dies, raised by bird people to be a soldier, goes to join space police, leaves space police to be bounty hunter, learns that bird people are in danger, goes to save them, bird dad who she always wanted affection from (but never got) dies, then the games.
>>335871532
No Sakamoto, I do not want to suck your dick.
I doubt anyone could find it anyway.
>>335872231
Didn't I tell you to leave Other M Baby. Samus is canonically:
>6'1 out of armor
>a human/bird cyborg
>a woman (Brianna Wu guess this explains why you like Other M so much)
>is toned in every part of her body (she doesn't have abs but her stomach is toned and hard as fuck)
>has an hourglass figure but not because of her breast size, as large as they are, but because of her broad shoulders and toned back
These are Samus's true facts, don't listen to Brianna Wu here, go back to Twitter man whore.
>>335872618
And yet she never learned normal interaction techniques in all those years.
My, your head cannon is full of fuck.
>>335872231
>5'4 (162 cm) in height
Where does this number come from? I see people throwing around figures like this but for the life of me I cannot find where it is stated or even implied.
At least the 6'3 figure has some basis in Metroid II's manual, but 5'4 seems to have been completely pulled from someone's ass.
>>335873067
All I'm saying is that she probably has serious issues stemming from a certain space dragon killing her parents. Twice.
>>335872231
>not built like muscle-girl fetish fuel; has a realistic-physiqued, physiologically feminine figure
So Samus is a busty/leggy cheerleader.
Got it.
>>335872826
Didn't I tell you to leave Other Mfaggot. Go play your game where you enjoy Samus being beaten down and made to lick a man's anus you Other Mfag. This thread is made for fans of the main games or Prime games not your fanfiction so GTFO or start talking about the 2D or Prime games you Other M trash.
>>335873358
What is Therapy, Alex.
>>335873117
She's visibly in the lower 5'x range ever since her redesign. In Smash she seems even shorter.
why is there no good samus porn
>>335873117
It was pulled out of Other M/Zero Suit faggots asses so they can make more porn fan art.
>>335873438
I think you're confused, Sakamoto. I told you that your Other M game sucked ass. Why do you continue to think I claimed otherwise? Your Engrish isn't that bad.
Stupid rat-faced Jap. Your parents shoulda gotten nuked.
>>335863828
way to prove him right, idiot.
>>335873438
How old are you? You sound like someone too young to have ever played any Metroid game at all, but since she was a revolting 6'3 she-hulk in LE EPIC 90s!!! that your pals at Reddit adore so much, you just have to like that version, right?
>>335866602
like the other guy, literally never seen this, do you have any examples
>>335873453
Not something given to people in the Galactic federation, considering it was completely unresolved from the first time everyone she knew died. Hell, the only reason she was functional after her bird-dad died was because she went from grief to pure rage.
>>335873620
I think he's a retard contrarian who thinks everyone else is a contrarian.
>>335873694
So, that was Bullshit for $400, right?
Good God, how old are you?
Hey, does anyone here have a Samus folder I can download? Is there any rare porn of her out there?
>>335868336
kill yourself
>>335873585
Your confused Other Mfag, you like the game and keep bring it up in a thread where no one is talking about it. then you try to make us believe that Samus is no longer 6'1 or toned, get the fuck out of here and stop shitting up the thread. You like Other M and Sakamoto. Now go play your lovers game and get the fuck out of this thread. We don't need Other M trash like yourself in this thread.
Japanese fans
>oh wow, new Samus is so beautiful, and her suit is perfect! great balance between smooth operator and sexy girl. class SS+ design
American ``fans''
>What the FUCK is this stupid shit, she's not a super muscular badass just like my waifu Rambo any more? Nintendo you have really FUCKED UP, I am never buying one of your games again, nevermind the fact that I've never actually played a Metroid game and only buy military shooters that induge my deep-rooted insecurity and desire to be rutted from behind by a muscle man! FUCK YOU NINTENDO!
>>335869457
yeah it'd feel like a 250+ kg metal ball with abrupt segmented sections with sharp edges, fucking awesome
retard
>>335873620
>>335873824
More Other M faggots I see. When the fuck are you leaving this thread? I thought the thread was about Samus being a space marine or something.
>>335873571
>he doesn't know about the secret fountain of Samus erotica
>>335873824
Old enough to have read that e-manga. She literally went catatonic from seeing Ridley again to when grey voice got killed. The next time she fought Ridley was pure anger.
>>335873939
I know you're trolling but 2ch actually does like ZSS and views it as one of Nintendo's best decisions.
>>335873476
>Smash
>Canon
Is the redesign limited to Other M? Samus was visibly taller than the GFed scientists in Fusion and Zero Mission had no humans to compare her against.
Plus her size was all over the place in Other M.
>>335857113
So, what ARE the known, verifiable facts about Samus?
Because in this thread I just see people sperging about how awesome Other M is like >>335871532 and arguing about her height and sex drive like a pack of autistic virgins.
>>335874123
So you're 7.
>>335874039
tell me PLS
>>335874152
At the age of 3, after surviving an outlaw raid on her home planet of K-2L which left her orphaned, Samus was adopted by a technologically advanced civilization known as the Chozo. She was implanted with Chozo DNA and trained in all forms of combat then given a powerful suit of armor and a spaceworthy vessel.
Leaving her home with the aim of combating space piracy and enforcing intergalactic law, she briefly joined the Federation Police, an intragalactic peacekeeping force established to counteract piracy. Realizing that she could accomplish more outside the confines of this rigid organization, she left and became a freelance bounty hunter.
>>335873117
short women are simply better; the designers' original intentions are irrelevant.
>>335874285
https://www.f-list.net/search.php
Type 'Samus Aran' in this, make an account, private message one and say 'hey baby wana fuk'
>>335874236
then you must be less if you don't remember it.
>>335874294
That's it?
Good God this thread is full of shit.
>>335874142
So, according to some wiki MB is 5'2". As Samus isn't standing fully upright, that would put her at about 6'4" or so. Yet according to the same wiki, she was supposed to be 5'1" in the same game.
I give up. If Nintendo can't be bothered to figure this shit out then who the fuck cares.
>>335874152
These are her facts>>335873034
Now GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU ANNOYING OTHER M FAGGOT your thread. Damn, ever since that garbage came into picture you faggots been shitting about how awesome it was muh emotion. Your worse than Reach faggots, Metroid is about:
>Exploration
>Isolation
>Interesting power-ups
>Immersion
>Incredible Music
>Speedbreaking
This is the last time I'm going to tell you, get the fuck off this thread and go make an Other M thread you fucking autistic retard, damn.
>>335874142
smash is canon and there's nothing you can do about it.
Samus... had a hard life.
is samus aran the only video games character where you can make a thread on /v/ with her name in the OP, type literally anything you want near it, and the thread will get 500 replies just because she was mentioned?
what is this board's obsession with her
>>335874428
>f-list
Anon, please no.The memory of the ones I left behind tear at my heart with each passing day.
>>335874123
>Metroid manga
Yeah I'm questioning whether or not that's canon since it doesn't match up with any of the games.
>>335874459
Oh no I read it. I'm calling bullshit on your claim that she never had any form of therapy as it wasn't done in the Federation. EVEN if that's true, think maybe the Chozo might have wanted her to have some form of therapy (if we're going the head-cannon route) to ensure that the living weapon they were training didn't self-destruct or simply go off on mass-murder sprees?
>>335874769
>he's not obsessed with samus
fuck off.
>>335874686
Different anon
>smash is canon
In your headcanon
>>335874426
>short women are simply better
That is simply incorrect.
>>335874769
It's just one dude who has a raging hard-on for Other M Samus being bossed around by her daddy figure like a little bitch.
Oh, and trolls. Lots of trolls.
What this thread is missing is the softcore Samus porn, which these usually evolve into.
>>335874769
Is an iconic vydia character, everyone has played a Metroid game at some point, no surprise a lot of people have something to post in a Metroid thread.
>>335875128
Except the SEGA fags. They never got over it.
The Zero Suit fundamentally transformed Samus' character and how she is perceived by the gaming community...in a great, dick-pleasing way.
And yeah, I know she was in a bikini in the first game, but there wasn't an absolute GOLDMINE of porn of her like there has been since 2008.
>>335874769
Well when you have a bunch of Other M and Zero faggots shitting up the fanbase then yes. The good news is that the MODS have finally started deleting those types of threads. They keep this up and maybe we can finally have a decent thread about the 2D or Prime games once in a while.
>>335875196
>>335875120
really dude
>>335875224
Meant Zero Suit faggots
>>335875196
I'm surprised there's not more Samus wearing an NGE plugsuit art out there.
>>335875224
>bunch of Other M and Zero faggots shitting up the fanbase
They're not doing a good job then. >>335874667 's replies are still here.
>>335874894
It seemed that the Chozo didn't "get" psychology very well considering the thing they made to govern them decided to take over the galaxy. They were a species that could live nearly indefinitely in isolation if their stories of the old guardians were anything to go by. The odds that they even were aware of the fragility of the minds of younger races seems a little low when they view those who willfully sever all attachments to individuals as their paragons.
>>335875374
Headcannon for $1000, quite the jump there.
>>335875372
Yeah I know there not doing a good job taking out the trash like >>335875372, but I bet the thread will be better when it happens.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10078579
>>335874997
nope, in reality. stay triggered, though. it's funny.
>>335875026
your preferences are incorrect.
>>335875528
>Literal "I know you are but what am I"
Stay forever young, kiddo.
>>335875471
When there are gaps, people try to figure them out. It's something called imagination and individual thought. It's what makes stories happen.
Does anyone have any art ofSamus' zero Suit stretching too far that it rips off or something?
>>335875847
Use fucking google.
>>335857113
No one has posted any of the metroid 40k fanart?
I'm on a different computer so I had to google for it.
If I were a snowflake and had enough money to spend on 40k I would make a custom female space marine legion with Samus as the Primarch, as one of the lost ones.
>>335875619
>>335875769
oh boy.... I hope the mods delete this thread Other M/Smashfags ruin everything.
>>335875973
>blue board
Guess who else is blue?
>>335875790
kill yourself faggot.
>>335876109
Don't start this unless your looking to be banned.
>>335876132
Why, because you don't know how and need it spelled out?
>>335876109
Your balls are blue, you virgin faggot
It is widely accepted fancanon that Samus is a primarch of one of the lost legions. Anyone who disagrees is most likely a manchild that gobbles down on GW's thick shaft everytime they disband one product line and replace it with marines with a slightly different hue of blue armor
>>335876079
I have this, I guess.
>>335876196
>can't post porn on /v/
literally what's the point of this website then?
>>335876253
>defending headcanon in any capacity
not even worth a response.
>>335876280
go to /adult/ or /hardcore/ you shit.
>>335875973
>>335876109
I looked on Google but there seems to be very little art ofthe Zero Suit stretching and ripping
Can a drawfag make something like that?
>>335876279
haha wow all caps is so funny
>>335857113
>female
Xe's a trans, bro:^)
>>335871308
Every one of those points is a bunch of assumptions. Why do people do this with Metroid, a game that has a minimal story so that people can come up with cool ideas of their own? Don't just state your assumptions. speculations, or outright headcanon as fact. Just say "hey this details hints at this, pretty cool huh?" I don't see people doing this with other series this much.
>>335876347
And yet I still got a (You). Funny how that works.
>>335876353
No.
>>335876109
uh, I'm pretty sure Samus is white in that picture.
She looks positively Aryan desu
>>335876503
and it's the only thing you have going on in your life
>>335857113
The medics in Starcraft. MC of Starcraft: Ghost.
Also in Spaceship Troopers.
>>335876661
Ah wait. The last one was a fanfic. Forget I posted that.
>>335876442
They do it with Halo all the time.
>>335876506
Yes.
>>335876585
Do you really think I'm not doing this specifically because you got invested? If I can get a little enjoyment by typing keys on a message board, why wouldn't I? It's no skin off my back.
>>335876816
No.
>>335857829
By the Emperor.
She's a chaos marine.
PURGE
>>335876903
Yes.
>>335876860
oh, did you think i was just guessing? heh.
>>335876968
No.
>>335869924
He made a lot of different primarchs though.
Making one female as an experiment wouldn't too outlandish.
>>335877054
Maybe
>>335876979
Is this the man in the mirror? Or just someone else who can't let sleeping dogs lie, if for different reasons?
>>335876090
Actually, you ruin everything Sakamoto. Just look at Other M.
>>335877104
Women are the weaker half, it's like wanting a toy dog for home defense
>>335857113
Aaaaand this thread is used toilet water, only drinkable by those in India.
>>335877196
The same way you did Prime Tanabe? Oh wait I forgot you have far more failures then I ever had, just kill yourself with a sword before I fire your ass.
>>335877352
fuck off if you don't like it bitch.
>>335877335
They managed it in Battletech.
>>335857113
Spartans from Halo.
>>335877650
>Roided up shehulk
>handling it well
Yeah no. One of the reasons why only manchildren are the only ones playing it anymore
>>335877335
With all of the enhancements that difference of strength matters less, and men and women think differently.´Having more ways to defend against and attack chaos is useful.
It's like wanting to also bring a putter to the golf course.
>>335877787
Hell Yeah!!!!!!!!
>>335877880
They do think differently, like being against rape but welcoming in Muslims with open arms
>>335878084
cool
>>335877104
Pretty sure that primarchs and genetic implants were based on his DNA, that explains why there are no females
>>335877862
>Not liking Amazonian She-Hulks
>>335857113
/tg/ treats her as a lost Primarch.
>>335877862
Shehulks are just ripped and tall most of the time, not bulky. Women with bug muscles are generally still weaker than average makes. I don't know why, but I assume it's due to muscle and bone density.
