Anon: The Revenge
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Oh shit nigger, somebody just called you a faggot online. You must now get your revenge. What do you do?
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Decide not to get revenge because that would be petty and gay
Kill yourself
>>335479361
Rip off your penis
>>335479361
call him a faggot back
not vidya
try to get krinkels lawsuit thrown out of court
stop sucking dick then
get ye flask
>>335479361
cry in the corner
Tell him that you're not a faggot and tell your mother
realize this isn't /trash/
Sext mom
>>335479509
Indeed, getting revenge is not video games related, so let's go play video games instead
>>335479617
Play underage panty quest 23
Sit and meditate, recognizing that all appearances are illusory
>>335479617
video games made you get revenge
>>335479617
You forgot your mobile phone number so you can't join Steam.
And need to play Origin instead
>>335479617
play some simulator simulator
>>335479617
wait! there is revenge to get but on who!>
>>335479617
Punch self in dick
>>335479617
You don't have any
Come up with an elaborate revenge plan over tendies involving a hacksaw, a rubber duck and a three day old empty box of pizza. Your input?
>>335479656
hurt feelings edition
>>335479727
A genius plan
>>335479617
Start streaming Counter Strike Global Offensive
>>335479617
I'm bored of my current vidya library so I go out to buy GAME which just came out because I like having physical copies looking cool on my shelf
>>335479840
Rip dick from crotch
>>335479840
You punched yourself too hard and end up dying, game over
>>335479840
go buy weapons for assaulting the fag-calling anon
>>335479840
find to revenge against
>>335479840
Video games are boring
Go shit out the window
>>335479840
polish your waifu collection
>>335479840
You are now a venerated tumblr person. Get rich from patreon dosh
>>335479840
Back to playing underage panty quest portable on the Vita.
>>335479912
Please let this turn into a mass murder of supreme gentlemen proportions
>>335479840
Get revenge against yourself
>>335479929
Ah, I didn't realize you were Indian
>>335480058
the guy you went to get revenge against kicks in your door
hes aussie
>>335480058
Remove your dick
>>335480058
Rajeet from down the street tells you to cut it out
>>335480058
go to the local game shop
>>335480058
Fall backwards out the window, land in shit
>>335480058
try to catch your shit before it hits the ground
>>335480058
fag calling anon stood below the window
>>335479617
Play save the princess, or just load up CS 1.6
>>335480058
Accidentally fall out window into pile of own shit
Also you cut your dick off mid fall
>>335480058
Now take a copy of dark souls and clean your ass
>>335480058
You're doing it wrong, shit upside down so you shit on yourself
>>335480189
With what? Your clenched asscheeks?
>>335480058
Reach within yourself and try to shift forms to better accommodate your plans of revenge.
>>335480298
Play a Poo related game.
>>335480298
with your face
>>335480298
Punch dick again
>>335480298
Poop and then suck your poop back up your ass with your reverse kirby powers.
>>335480298
give us an info screen about this guy's stats
>>335480298
Just let it free fall, and prepare for your revenge. Nothing like a good shit before doing some big things.
>>335480298
run down and catch it while it falls, you dumbass
>>335480369
I'm beginning to think this is your fetish
>>335480521
Rip your cock off brutally
>>335480521
Now go to the computer and enter
CYBERSPACE
>>335480521
Its not. Im just sad and confused.
>>335480521
Remove that mask from your head
>>335480521
Poop a jetstream so hard you fly around.
>>335480521
Your local SJW overlord comes to your apartment to check on the daily self-inflicted dick punching quota
>>335480521
Now go scream at the kids in the yard. Fucking hate those kids
>>335480521
After punching your dick twice you feel yourself becoming stronger...and weaker at the same time.
>>335480521
Anon finds out Moot joind Jewgle.
>>335480589
The good news is you finally left your house
>>335480746
The bad news is that you're running out of fuel
>>335480746
Try and pilot towards enemy anons home!
How can you have a face like that and not kill people? Grab a knife from your edgy knife collection and let's go!
>>335480746
And the adventure begins
>>335480746
Crash a plane... With no survivors
>>335480746
Just in time, you were about to get SWATted!
>>335480746
SHIT STEER YOURSELF TO THE MOON
Hey OP, you can make a comprehensive story for this by making the story start when Anon hears abot Moot joining google where upon he wants to destroy google for revenge
And he has to invade some big name sites to do that with the help of his party members
>>335480868
The swat team can only mutter various forms of "what the fuck" as they witness your "ascension"
>>335480904
nope NOPE lets get back to stories in villian adventure 3
right now this is PURE SHITPOSTING FUN
>>335481023
Punch your dick to land
>>335481023
It's asscension you shitlords
>>335481023
Crash into an adventure
>>335481023
not vidya
>>335481023
land on tumblr
>>335481023
then a magic girl gets caught in you flight path
>>335481023
spell the name of your waifu out and the do a flip
Off to a great start, I see.
>>335481159
If flying on shit jet streams while evading a team of SWAT is not vidya then I don't know what the fuck is
>>335480904
spunds good desu
>>335481159
Ah, then we must fix this. Luckily your shit ran out and you crashed into the local game shop
>>335481203
This
and also this >>335481171
>>335481295
get the new underage pantsu quest game
>>335481295
land ontop of a fat chick being shot by lazer cheese
>>335481295
Ask for a menbership card, only to wipe out your ass with it.
>>335481295
OH SHIT SON, LASERCHEESE
>>335481295
Fucking Gamestopis a qt there
>>335481295
Flood gamestop with shit.
In other words, fill it with more of what they normally stock in feces form.
you dissapoint me.
>>335481295
ask gamestop for some fiber and laxatives, we must resume our journey
>>335481295
Cook some spaghetti so you can drop it inside.
>>335481378
"You have to buy something first to become a member you fucking faggot" said Anon who works at GaemStop
Wipe yourself so you look presentable in the store
>>335481295
OP read
>>335480904
>>335481559
LAZER CHEESE!
>>335481559
Buy the cheapest shovelware you can find
>>335481601
Ya gotta reply and quote the right post nigga
>>335481559
Set gamestop on fire
>>335481559
wait a minute thats the guy that called you a faggot. punch him
>>335481598
With whatever is nearby. Including your own clothes.
>>335481559
is the anon who works at the gaemstop a qt?
>>335481559
Ask them for recommendations!
>>335481559
>>335480904
op read blease
>>335481559
Shit all over everything inside.
>>335481559
Buy all the bullshit gaymer$w4g that they have.
Who needs videogames from a videogame store when you can show everybody your dank memes?
>>335481768
No fuck off
>>335481768
Nigga stop. You gotta do it the right way
>>335481649
Hmmm, look at all these shit games, which one...
>>335481904
Dork souls is cheaper. An obvious choice.
Punch dick to decide >>335481904
>>335481904
try to mold some of your shit and trade it in for some store credit
>>335481904
LAZER FUCKING CHEESE!
>>335481904
Where are the lolis? Ask the qt managerspaghetti
>>335481904
Babeanetta 3
>>335481904
These games are shit.Literally, open the case and there's shit.
>>335481904
check wallet
>>335482036
No stop.
>>335481904
STAR FOX 0% has 2 games inside, go for it.
>>335481904
Oh shit is that Shota Sniffer!?
>>335481904
Gears of Snore 4
>>335481978
"Wow, jumping on the LEL SUBER HARDCORE HARDEST GAME EVAR XD Memesouls bandwagon huh, fucking casual"
>>335482165
Spaghetti
>>335482079
welcome to adventure, you fuck off
>>335482165
Lazer Cheese
>>335482165
Revenge!
>>335481904
Flood gamestop with your spaghetti
>>335482165
Punch a dick in the head
>>335482165
Oh yeah, well your head looks like an ass, and a dick!
>>335482165
Punch him in the dick.
>>335482208
"The Revenge DLC doesn't come out til next month you dumbass. As expected froma casual memer"
>>335482165
fuck him
>>335482303
Suddenly Install Wizard attacks!
>>335482165
We can't have that. He can't say that to our face and get away with it. Kill. Your face indicates that you have no problems with murder anyway.
>>335482165
remind him that stillbourne was shit and that he works a fucking retail job so he can stuff his opinions back where he got him. His ass.
>>335482303
lazer cheese buys the last good game
>>335482303
Fuck his shit up! Poop fling!
>>335482303
>You are being invaded
>>335482303
Fuck this let's find some QT to autism over
>>335482303
Pause to take a moment to question why everyone in this world look like those Madness combat people with the crosses on their faces.
>>335482303
tell andy to suck on your chode and that you're not leaving him a nice review on the receipt survey
>>335482303
Pull out a gun
>>335482369
"ayyy wassup faggots" said Dark Spirit Anon
>>335482303
challenge him to a meme showdown
>>335482465
rip his guts
>>335482465
pull out your Ethernet cable
>>335482381
Hey seeing those faces again. Makes me all nostalgic.
>>335482303
PUNCH
IN
THE
Penis
>>335482465
I miss the skeletons :(
>>335482465
Shit on floor an spout /v/ memes.
>>335482465
cry like the litle bitch you are
>>335482381
HAH, they do, huh?
>>335482513
>>335482514
>11:11:11
woah
>>335482465
Unsheet you katana and edge the fuck outta him
>>335482465
This is some nice art bruh, how can I git as gud?
>>335482465
try to backstab him but miss and kill gamestop anon
>>335482535
Dark Spirit has been vanquished
>>335482654
Nigga it's just some circles and lines
>>335482540
You are literally the reason we can't have nice things anymore. Go play your yearly re-release of CoD or pokemon or whatever and leave this thread alone.
>>335482465
bitchslap both
>>335482754
Suddenly Install Wizard attacks!
>>335482754
Something to do with feces in this post.
>>335482754
Kkkkkkkkaaaayyyyy oooohhhh
>>335482754
Buy a JRPG or summin instead, that'll show that employee faggot!
>>335482754
anon got backstabbed
>>335482754
punch in the dick EVERYBODY
>>335482754
leave with your game, time to go find someplace to play it
>>335482754
Now take his name badge
>>335482768
And your the reason why sentimental value doesnt mean shit.
>>335482754
Time to mourn over the loss of your close friend, dark spirit anon, and look to avenge him.
>>335482754
UNLOCKED:
FALCON PENIS PUNCH
>>335482867
You punched everyone in the dick. That'll teach 'em. To have dicks.
Realize that years of punching yourself in the dick have made your hands ultimate strong at punching dicks >>335483068
>>335483068
use your newfound speed and agility to SET HIGH SCORES IN DDR
>>335483068
A clown attacks you with a stop sign
>>335483068
find the guy who called you a faggot online with your dick detecting
>>335483068
Lick her face
>>335483068
Feel guilt and set out on a grand adventure to avenge them.
>>335483068
Steal the game and release the pigeon
>>335483068
Let's just take both games and leave. There's nobody left to make you pay for them
>>335483068
You get rewarded by feminists for fighting the patriarchy.
>>335483123
Won't tricky fuck everyones shit up? We're not the madness combat guy leveled, or jebus, the auditor, or the other two guys one of which died.
>>335483138
Whose face?
>>335483068
Punch Vagina to prove you're straight
>>335483283
GameStop princess
>>335483242
Keep your autism in check, my friend.
>>335483283
The dickface
>>335483283
Who cares, punch it while shitting
>>335483283
Look for the guy who called you a faggot
>>335483283
Gamestop princess, who's in the back jacking her futa cock to underage panty quest
>>335483283
yours. years of dick punching have turned you into a woman
>>335483316
That's stupid, why would a princess be in GaemStop.
"Wow what a dumbass"
"Yeah, why would a princess be here, stupid"
>>335483486
dick punching time
>>335483428
>>335483316
This is a different op
>>335483486
You're the princess
>>335483486
SUCC
>>335483486
Rob Gamestop.
>>335483486
Merge into triplanon
>>335483486
she'll come, y...you'll see... (cry)
>>335483486
Suddenly zombies.
>>335483554
>implying that matters
>>335483486
Force one of them to crossdress as the GameStop princess.
>>335483486
Do them sexual favors to get information on the princess' location
>>335483486
The princess punch them in their dicks
>>335483594
rob gamestop is not a princess you dummy.
>>335483668
That's transphobic anonymous
Robert can be a princess if he wants
>>335483609
Your joined alughing at anon's stupidity has unocked a deep bond between you three and you merged into one, singular and beautiful montrosity
>>335483753
Punch triple dick
>>335483753
Boss fight ensues.
>>335483753
suddenly a portal to another dimension opens up
>>335483753
Find a futa
>>335483753
jack off each other since this is your fetish
>>335483753
Go to Gamespoot
>>335483753
Realize you have to shit, but can't due to the fusion covering your buttholes, and then explode into a shower of shit.
>>335483835
OH SHIT IT'S THE GAEMSTOP MANAGER
>>335483753
Display tripcode to show that you're a triplanon
>>335483753
go for a killing spree
>>335484006
Use dick punch.
>>335484006
PUNCH HIS DICK
>>335484006
revenge!
>>335484006
PUNCH
IN
THE
DICK
>>335484006
TIME
TO
SHIT
>>335483486
Look in the back. She's definitely there.
>>335484006
SUCK AND PUNCH HIS DICK AT THE SAME TIME, ONE OF YOU IS A REPRESSED HOMOSEXUAL
>>335484006
This requires advanced skills
this requires cuntpunt
>>335484006
HEXA-DICKPUNCH!
>>335484006
Wear a trenchcoat and fedora
>>335484006
TRIPLE DICK PUNCH
>>335484048
KLONK
OH NO! HIS DICK IS PROTECTED! POSSIBLY BY NANOMACHINES! OR HE'S WEARING METAL UNDERPANTS! OR BOTH!
>>335484220
PLAY COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW.
>>335484220
Hear a trench coat and 3 fedoras as a disguise.
>>335484220
Set out on a quest to become the princess
>>335484220
PUNCH NANOMACHINES IN THE DICK
>>335484220
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT THIS MAN
SUCK HIS NANOMACHINED PENIS UNTIL HE'S VULNERABLE
>>335484220
assume the latter and do a triple flaming punch to melt the metal undies
>>335484220
REBUKE HIM FOR WEARING A CHASTITY BELT LIKE THE KEK HE IS
>>335484220
HE WAS FROM A CUSHY IVY LEAGUE. HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND US
>>335484220
PUCH THE NANOMACHINES DICK
>>335484220
BECOME NANOMACHINES
>>335484324
OH NO! THE NANOMACHINES ARE TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO PUNCH! THE MANAGER COUNTERS WITH A PUNCH TO YOUR DICKS!
Willpower you hand to punch his dick through the armor >>335484524
>>335484524
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!!
you are already dead
>>335484524
CRUSH THE MANAGER WITH YOUR TITATNIUM TRIPLE DONG
>>335484524
PUNCH UNDER THE NANOMACHINES, SON
>>335484524
RECOVER AND DO A LITTLE JIG TO DISTRACT THE FUCKER, SHOULD GIVE YOU ENOUGH TIME TO THINK OF YOUR NEXT MOVE
>>335484524
Your triple dick resists
>>335484524
POSE DRAMATICALLY
>>335484524
Do A QTE AND DISABLE THE NANOMACHINE SHIELD WITH YOUR DICK
>>335484524
FIST IN ANUS
>>335484524
Blind him with a triple asshole sludge shot
>>335484568
HIS ARMOR STILL STANDS!
>>335484810
QUICK MASH X
>>335484810
Jump in his body and punch his dick FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
>>335484810
you broke your fingernails
>>335484810
ATATATATATA in the dick
>>335484810
BECOME THE NANOMACHINES
THEN NANO-PUNCH THE NANOMACHINES' DICKS
>>335484810
Evolve into a super being
>>335484810
WHACK HIM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR TRIPLE DONG, EMBARASSING HIM INTO SUBMISSION
>>335484810
ALCHEMY, USE ALCHEMY TO WEAKEN HIS ARMOR AND DELIVER ANOTHER BLOW TO HIS DICK
>>335484810
BUY A GAME SO HE FUCKS OFF ALREADY
>>335484810
SPAGHETTI ATTACK
>>335484810
PUNCH HIS HAND WITH YOUR DICK
>>335484810
Tell Him tiy have to get a refund
>>335484879
THIS TOTALLY WORKS TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS FOR NINTENDO
>>335485142
Obviously your dick punch power is useless here, use your shit power instead.
You split back in to four anons and the other two die but you succeed >>335485142
>>335485142
you are already sterile
>>335485142
EAT THE BOSS
>>335485142
IT ONLY MAKES HIM STRONGER
>>335485142
TRIPLE
TRUFFLE
SHUFFLE
>>335485142
BREAK THROUGH HIS NANOMACHINES ARMOR, then apologize for doing so by letting him fuck your gf
>>335485142
FUCK HIM IN THE EYE
>>335485142
USE YOUR STAND'S ABILITY TO REMOVE HIS DICK
>>335485142
summon your stand
>>335485142
now use credit!
>>335485142
BURN DOWN GAMESTOP
>>335485142
Now it's time for THE WORLD, so you can escape because FUCK this shit.
>>335485142
"You are already dead"
>>335485259
And then you realize you don't have a gf
>>335485554
Split back into four anons
>>335485554
SUCK YOUR DICK
>>335485554
Anon passes out and wakes up, seemingly on 4chan itself! The site, not the physical dimension.
He looks around, finding himself with green skin and a suit, he looks around and remembers: "Hey… didn't Moot join google?" and gets a sense of nostalgia and an urge to wreak havoc and reap lulz
>>335485554
SAD
TRIPLE
TRUFFLE
SHUFFLE
>>335485554
Buy a visual novel to calm manager down.
>>335485554
Pull the managers pants down. and laugh at this tiny dick.
>>335485554
But you have Three dicks and 6 Hands!
>>335485554
Then get a gf, and let him fuck her
>>335485554
Gain a s(t)a(n)d
>>335485554
Put on VR-Headsets
>>335485554
Summon your waifu through the power of dick punching.
>>335485554
Anon sinks into a deep depression in which his only joy in life is wishing that he was Ronald Reagan
>>335485639
>this
Everybody starts laughing at >>335485639's tiny dick
>>335485670
cuck
>>335485895
buy the game and leave
>>335485895
pull out your dick to shame him further
>>335485895
Manager roundhouse kicks your skull
>>335485895
Then realize it's actually a clitoris
>>335485895
Yell
"GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8"
and leave
>>335485895
Gamestop manager calms down into his second form.
>>335485895
Suddenly zombies
>>335485895
The boss punches you so hard that you defuse or whatever it's called.
>>335485895
Cheer HIM up by giving him head.
>>335485958
And so you bought Dork Souls 4
>>335486149
The other 2 anons split off and die
>>335486149
look back! the manager is behind you!
>>335486149
You didn't get an extended guarantee! Gaemstop manager whoops your asses.
>>335486149
You call it shit while you disagree. You watch the shitstorm about to unfold.
>>335486149
realize you have become wojak and question your life choices
>>335486149
You realize the game is mediocre and demand a full refundand their gf
>>335486149
Wait, don't you have some revenge to take on someone?
>>335486149
Go home and fap with all of your dicks
But its not gay cause you're all the same person
>>335486149
>YOU ARE BANNED
YOU ARE BANNED
>YOU ARE BANNED
YOU ARE BANNED
>>335486149
suddenly qt mahou shoujo appears
>>335486149
The FBI is now after you, for research reasons.
>>335486149
Argue with the other anons wheter to go for a DEX or STR or Magic build
>>335486149
You come home bought it for the Xbox when you own a ps4.
>>335486149
you grow other 57 heads and become hecatonchires
>>335486149
>giving money to gamestop
nigga you done fuked upThe gamestop transforms into an evil mecha bent on destroying all games, like the one you're holding!
>>335486307
YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU MUST HAVE YOUR VENGANCE! THE FAGGOT WHO CALLED YOU A FAGGOT MUST PAY!
>>335486149
Punch Dark Souls IV in the dick.
>>335486409
He's the head to your right
>>335486409
Challenge him to honourable duel in Dork Souls IV
>>335486409
It's one of the guys attached to you
>>335486409
Find out he died from your dick-Punching spree
>>335486409
WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR? LETS GO BEAT UP THAT FAGGOT
>>335486409
It was m00t!
>>335486409
>REVENGE IS THE MAIN BOSS IN DS4
>>335486409
Teleport to his house using your newfound anon powers.
>>335486468
Wait, my right or your right
>>335486618
Find a computer, quick!
>>335486618
your right
>>335486618
Yes
>>335486618
You better ask a professional
>>335486618
BOTH
>>335486618
our right
>>335486618
Your right, right?
My right
>>335486618
Yours
>>335486618
Get a sex change so you can become a professional cam whore.
>>335486618
yes
>>335486618
You are right! its His right !
but to be sure PUNCH IN THE DICK
>>335486759
"RIGHT! IT'S THIS GUY!" Yelled one of the anon head
>>335486856
How can you be sure? Punch all of the dicks below your belt for REVENGE.
>>335486856
kill the liar and be a duohead with your bro
>>335486856
PUNCH
HIS
DICK
>>335486856
Figure you have to enter 4chan itself to get your revenge.
>>335486856
punch sweating to kill
>>335486856
Put on a scouter to measure sweat levels
>>335486856
hes propably right, so you should punch him right?
>>335486856
What? it's not me, it's that guy!
>>335486856
Why are you sweating bro? Need a drink?
>>335486856
'how do you even know about GUY'
>>335486856
No, the other guy
Also that guys a girl
>>335486856
trust no one, not even yourself!
>>335486856
pop your bro a molly
>>335486856
hit all of them just to be sure
>>335486856
REMOVE THEIR COCKS AND THEY BECOME YOUR KEKS
>>335486907
BUT WHOSE DICK? THIS IS SO CONFUSING. YOUR TINY ANON BRAIN IS GETTING CONFUSED!
>>335487113
ALL OF THEM
>>335487113
A L L
O F
T H E M
>>335487113
Realize that none of you have dicks
>>335487113
Punch brain to make smart!
>>335487113
you need more brains! assimilate more anons!
>>335487113
JUST FUCK HIS SHIT UP
>>335487113
PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DICK PUNCH
>>335487113
Wake up inside and ascend
>>335487113
Wait or we have one or three dicks? Check.
>>335487113
>>335487113
KICK THEM IN THEM DICK. THE TWO OTHER HEADS
>>335487113
Punch a Nigger in the dick.
>>335487113
DICK PUNCH FRENZY
>>335487113
PUNCH
YOUR
HEADS
>>335487113
The only way to find out is to climb a mountain and ask the wise old monk at the top. He'll know whose dick to punch.
>>335487113
just punch all three problem solved
>>335487217
YOu pucnhed all your dicks so hard the energy released pierced the heavens. It aslo killed you due to internal bleeding
>>335487453
Game over?
>>335487453
Visit hell
>>335487453
Oh well.
End of story.
>>335487453
Revive in hell
>>335487453
What a shame.
>>335487453
Reincarnate as a rabbit
>>335487453
Wake up in hell. The other two are still there.
>>335487453
Try to mend the heavens from the inside
>>335487453
Revive as a quadriple anon
>>335487453
Satan makes a mistake and puts an extra soul in your body instead of taking one away. He gets properly molested for that.
>>335487453
Take of VR-Headset
>>335487453
you respawn in your home
see John Romero's stream and DECIDE TO GET YOUR REVENGE ON HIM
>>335487453
fuck satan
>>335487453
You wake up onlolisniffer's island of skeles
>>335487453
Anon wakes up in 4chan, the site.
>>335487453
you become skeleton anon
>>335487497
RIP anon, he was a true hero. Let us all mourn his passing
>>335487745
Except one person wasn't mourning his passing...
>>335487745
dick revive
>>335487745
press x to mourn
>>335487745
Anon is now a skeleton and the story continues you lazy bum.
>>335487745
Reincarnate into 4chan
>>335487745
Anon had a +1 life, he respawns at Gaemstop
>>335487453
A cashier from gamestop nicknamed princess outside to see the commotion
>>335487745
He will be missed. What was written on his tombstone?
>>335487745
punch death in the dick
>>335487909
revive through the souls of the dicks you claimed
>>335487909
Who came to your death cerimony?
>>335487909
RIP. Next adventure please.
>>335487909
His skeleton jumps out in a spooky way
>>335487909
(He never scored)
>>335487909
That's just a hat.
>>335487909
arise!
>>335487909
Rise and shine as skelly
>>335487909
lightning strikes the gravestone and you revive as a super zombie.
>>335488068
OH SHIT YOU ARE NOW A SKELETON
>>335487745
get rekt kid
>>335488140
Punch self in dick
So how does OP pick which post decides the action taken? I feel like I'm missing something.
>>335488140
where are your other 2 heads?
>>335488068
>Rise and shine as skellyon lolisniffer's island of skeles
>>335488140
Don't you still have a bone to pick with that one guy?
>>335488140
Luckily it's Halloween night so everybody thinks you're wearing a costume.
>>335488140
Post that you are a skelleton on /v/
>>335488140
Proceed to finally play some scary games, because You can't scary a skeleton silly
>>335488140
so did the fag caller
>>335488140
Not again...
>>335488140
You're also a nigger.
>>335488209
Highest last digit post within 1 minute of the first reply.
Wonder why you're not part of the AAHW, Maggot.
>>335488140
go get milk for your bones
>>335488209
whoever gets closest to 9 first
>>335488140
PUNCH YOUR DICK
BUT YOU DONT FEEL IT ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU'RE A SKELETON
>>335488140
SPOOK SOMEONE
>>335488249
"You're still a faggot though"
>>335479361
Sup Krinkels, hows your game going?
>>335488348
PUNCH DICK
>>335488348
punch him in the pelvis
>>335488348
Punch him in the skeleton dick
>>335488348
Punch him in the dick
>>335488348
Remove his skull
>>335488348
Switch heads
>>335488348
Punch im in the bone
>>335488348
"How's the gang doing, skelly?"
>>335488348
Insult his mother
>>335488479
And so you finally had your REVENGE
>>335488578
Now you can finally be a princess
>>335488578
Merge with Fag Caller's remains.
>>335488348
Suddenly zombies, they're assholes!
>>335488578
But who was bone?
>>335488348
Bone him
>>335488348
Take his skull as a victory prize and go home to tell /v/ about your day.
>>335488578
Try to kill death for killing you
>>335488619
You then declared yourself to be a princess.
>>335488578
The skeleton task force comes and kidnaps you. You wake up on lolisniffer's island of skelotons, an spinoff of villain adventure.
The title of this adventure changes to "skeleton island survivor"
>>335488781
No one around to call you a fag now...
>>335488781
"Tits or GTFO"
>>335488781
time to set out and gain a legion of undying fans
>>335488781
Nah that's stupid, go look for that villain group, you need a job and their hiring.
>>335488781
Go spook Gaemstop manager.
>>335488781
"More like princess of gay"
>>335488781
A princess needs a castle to live in. Go find one.
>>335488781
Suck the nearest prince's dick.
>>335488781
Search for your prince
>>335488781
now go find some memes
>>335488781
Skeltal princess is cute! CUTE!
>>335488829
BUT THE SUDDENLY A BAND OF ROVING PALADINS APPEAR!
"MY GOD! A SKELETON! AND ITS A PRINCESS TOO! WE MUST PURGE IT"
>>335489045
Offer your body.
>>335489045
save me, hero!
>>335489045
But I'm not a faggot, right?
>>335489045
get purged
>>335489045
Go back to plebbit
>>335489045
You know what to doDICK PAAAAWNCH
>>335489045
tell them to go away and that you need to play vidja
>>335489045
Throw the guy who called you a faggot's skull at them and run for it.
>>335489045
ask them if you're kawaii
>>335489045
Fug
>>335489045
Punch all their dicks.
>>335489045
Ask for a kiss to turn you human again
>>335489045
skeleton princess is not for bully!
>>335489169
And then you were purged. The End
>>335489324
REVENGE
>>335489324
:( NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>335489324
Also they call you a faggot, which is even worse
>>335489324
Double RIP
>>335489324
>Bump limit in 3 hours.
Next adventure please
>>335489324
meanwhile at your house
>>335489324
Anon passes out and wakes up, seemingly on 4chan itself! The site, not the physical dimension.
He looks around, finding himself with green skin and a suit, he looks around and remembers: "Hey… didn't Moot join google?" and gets a sense of nostalgia and an urge to wreak havoc and reap lulz
>>335489324
Your head hits a nigger in the dick.
>>335489324
Paladin Adventure start
>>335489324
Wow it took all two of you to purge me.
>>335489324
It was all a dream, you are still at home shitposting on /v/.
>>335489324
your skeletal head is nuke
boom
>>335489429
The End.
Time to shill my twitter:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
why can't the save the princess threads be like this?
OKAY FAGGOTS
REAL ROBOT ADVENTURE WHEN
WHEN
H
E
N
>>335489650
>>335489650
Thank you for this.
>>335489650
Thanks for stopping bye, anon.
>>335489650
KEKED
you're now a black mans head princess
>>335489650
Thanks anon.
>>335489765
It's simple
Lewd
STP guy is wiling to draw porn, so that's all he ever does. At this point I'm afraid nothing will change that.
>>335489650
But what's the next adventure? Are you gonna choose yourself?
>>335489765
Enjoy till underage faggots get out of skool
>>335489650
thanks nig
peace
>>335489650
i just want
>>335480904
>>335489765
Because I am literraly your messiah, bask in my radiance
ANYWAY HERE'S THE POLL FOR THE NEXT ONE WOO
http://www.strawpoll.me/10046593
>>335489765
This has to much shit literally
>>335490184
EVERYONE VOTE REAL ROBOT ADVENTURE
>>335490184
Since when did Straw Poll stop ordering results from highest to lowest
>>335490184
Vote for little girl golem and you can't stop me
Is there an alternative to strawpoll? I don't know how you manage to fuck up something as simple as poll-making but
>>335490681
DELETE
>>335490806
THIS
