https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBEKr7s2sc8
>entire game is up already
>it's shit
PREORDER CANCELLED
>that shitty gameplay
>those shitty graphics
Nintenbabbies will still defend it.
>>334893631
goddammit, chicken shit was a mistake
>>334893631
>venom is now an empty barren planet with a few turrets
>star wolf out of no where because why not
>>334894249
That shit happen in 64 for Venom 2
So Pepper is confirmed evil, right?
>>334893631
>1 minute and 30 second epic and gripping story intro before you can play the game
they don't have some other story stuf when you slelect the mission do they?
Holy shit this looks awful. Even the Andross fight is a piece of shit.
They actually came up with a gameplay mechanic WORSE than Assault's Third-Person Shooter stages.
>>334894594
No or else 64 fags would bitch again. I swear this game better shut them up for good so we can move on
>Those PS2 graphics
>Those framerate drops
Yeah, Wii U sucks and always will
>>334893631
Looks like shit desu.
>That lip syncing
>That voice acting
>That level design
>That gameplay
>That generic choir shit straight out of SSB
>Chicken mode is, of course, the worst thing in the series to date
Maybe I'll pop Assault in just to get the metaphorical taste out of my mouth.
>that slight delay between the appearance of the text and the voice acting
Does this annoy the absolute hell out of anyone else?
What even the fuck is wrong with it?
Seriously, the dissonance between what I see and the reactions in this thread is fucking astonishing.
Someone explain why I should be mad.
>>334893631
I'd rather play an HD port of Assault than this rehash.
That shitty stick font almost all Nintendo Wii U games use anboys me so much?
And why are all the profiles so badly animated and the voice acting so shit? Is it ironically bad for nostalgia pandering?
>>334895260
Hello? Anyone?
I'm really fucking confused by this thread right now.
>>334895260
You think this is what a 50 dollar game should be in 2016? A game projected to sell millions of copies? Where does the money go?
>>334895260
Im with you bro, the launch trailer made me hype as fuck, with the top speed level and everything in general look at least a lot fucking better than assault, the simplicity yet fun design is what m,ade SF64 so good.
Is just /v/ being used more to talk shit than discuss the good things.
>>334893631
I almost feel sorry for Wii U owners. Jesus christ what happened to this company?
>>334895459
>A game projected to sell millions of copies
[citation needed]
>>334895414
>I didn't get a reply in 3 minutes, what IS GOING ON
>shit taste in reaction faces
>likes Nintendo
This is an 18+ website
>>334893631
such a slow, terrible looking, chicken walker? fucking really?
THIS managed to pass QUALITY controll?
fuck it, they dont have quality control anymore.
i would have been PISSED if i bought a game like this going in blind.
This
>>334895464
But, This
>>334895459
makes it a love it or hate thing, expect mixed reviews.
Every successive post in this thread is getting more and more outlandish.
Pretty soon we're gonna have posts threatening to nuke Nintendo's HQ
>>334895513
64 sold 4 million, Assault sold 2 million and even the 3ds rerelease sold 1 mil.
>>334895540
>fuck it, they dont have quality control anymore
Nintendo's quality assurance has been dead, murdered, in fact, since 2006. That was the whole point of the Wii, Nintendo literally just let anyone develop for it like a fucking app store, then they're ironically forced to bid for contracts so that respectable people will actually develop for their system exclusively.
>mfw Xenoblade and Bravely Default are considered acceptable JRPGs and defined the taste of a generation
Holy lord fuck just shoot me.
>>334893631
>game designed for kids
>/v/ criticizes it from an adult perspective
there's literally nothing wrong with it, you're all being overly judgmental dickheads because your jaded standards have blinded you to the concept of "just because i don't like it doesn't mean it's bad"
>Go to sleep 9 hours ago
>Before resting my head i see people praising the game
>People talk about playing a good rail shooter again
>Wake up 40 minutes ago
>Make breakfast
>Sit down on computer
>Browse Internet
>Come to /v/
>This thread
>Start reading
>25/5/14
>People somehow shit on the game
Europe is truly Shitposter central holy shit
>>334895637
We need to nuke Nintendo's HQ.
There, now things have to get even more outlandish than that for the rest of the thread.
>>334895780
Shoot you yourself if you're so miserable
Maybe you should even livestream it
I don't see the problem. This is the best you can do with Starfox anyway.
>>334893631
holy mother of fuck.
>>334895816
>>game designed for kids
On a system no kid owns.
It's Star Fox 64. Almost beat for beat. Not even in just terms of story- you can get away with that a bit, but gameplay-wise it's like I'm jumping back 20 years ago. The Star Wolf fight, taking out Andross' weak points.
I mean I loved 64, but holy shit this is a little shameless.
Didn't they just remaster 64 for the 3DS a few years ago, too?
>>334895816
>game designed for kids
>"adults" from /v/ are playing it
>>334895534
>reaction images are something you have taste in
holy shit kill yourself
>modern nintendo
lmao
>>334893631
This is pretty damn bad
>>334895956
I guess new levels don't matter
>>334893631
>star wolf fight
>its only you fighting them with no teamamtes
>all you just do is press the loop button to win
I'm probably fucking stupid considering i've only playedassaultbut that fight looked boring whats the story reason for the rest of fox's team not being with him to help break up the monotony of the only thing to do in the fight is do a loop
when someone gets behind, instead of having to help your teamates sometimes AND have to do loops when someone gets behind you
I can't put my thoughts about the andross battle and what i didn't like into clear words but it didn't look very good
the escape and land the finishing blow on andross looked mediocre as fuck
also the chicken walker really didnt seem like that good of an idea
>>334893631
Man, I've seen PS2 games that look way better.
Is it just me or is the game a soft remake of the 64 game, which was a soft remake of the original?
>>334895956
The fanbase complained they wanted more 64, and they got it
Except now nobody is satisfied
>>334895875
> the best they can do
Which is sad, considering this is Nintendo. Honestly, it's not even that the game looks "terrible," it's that the game looks LAME. If this didn't have the Star Fox name attached, no one would give a fuck.
>>334895956
DUDE ITS JUST LIKE THE GAME YOU PLAYED AS A KID DUDE
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR FATHER BEAT YOUR MOM BUT YOU HAD THE NINTENDO ON FULL VOLUME SO YOU CANT HEAR HER CRY
DO A BARREL ROLL HAHA GIVE ME YOUR MONEY FUCKING PEASANTS
>Watching a Let's Play
>"LOL GAME'S BAD I PLAYED IT!"
/v/ has truly become a cesspool. Remember when people actually played video games here?
>>334896070
>Except now nobody is satisfied
Speak for your fucking elf
>>334896040
But that's the thing, from that fucking video, it's not a new level. It's basically the hard route of the last Venom level from 64.
A Star Wolf fight, then you go through a weird tunnel, and then Andross.
>>334895816
>kids have played original games
>kids care about nintendo
kek.
>>334895956
yeah, they DID remaster it for the 3ds
and the fucked up part, is it looks BETTER than THIS failed abortion.
fuck me running, im in awe of the qte's they managed to shove in on top of this flaming trash pile.
>>334893631
>We could have gotten a game that expanded on Assault's great foundation
>LOL here's another 64 rehash instead, you rike?
Fuck you Miyamoto. Holy fuck I'm mad.
>>334896040
Wow holy heck new levels where do I put my shekels?
YouTube videos are oddly not loading for me, and I haven't been watching anything about Star Fox Zero, what's wrong with it?
>>334895534
Holy shit you got me there for a while nigger, you wont do this to me anymore /v/, I will enjoy games without teenage memeing masters telling me I should feel bad for doing so.
>>334896102
>I like shit
Good for you. Seriously. I wish I could be happy about this mediocrity.
>>334896102
I'm not dissatisfied really, and frankly I haven't been following the game much
But the majority of posts ITT seem fairly upset with one thing or another
>>334896153
How many games will Miyamoto ruin until people realize he is a hack?
>>334896153
A 64 rehash wouldnt be the worst thing in the world. But I'd at least expect it would have a good presentation. From this video, the voice acting is just unbelievably awful.
>>334894809
They'll just start whining again if we move on from 64. 64fags are the Meleefags of Star Fox.
>>334896127
>one video is the whole game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld5QwkTw-Ug
Tell me where I can do this in 64
>>334896158
>levels don't matter
>the entire fucking meat of the game doesn't matter
Consider suicide
>>334896205
>shit analogy
kill yourself
>>334896153
>>LOL here's another 64 rehash instead, you rike?
name a single fucking person who was asking for more assault after that game came out
literally every fan was asking for another sf64
and here you go
fucking nintendo fans good god they can't agree on shit
>>334896205
I wish you could feel happy about anything, anon.
>>334896153
This.
Regardless of the mistakes Assault made, it's plot was not overtly one of them. It's quite goddamn honestly the only character development we've ever gotten, across the entire cast, and it sort of sends off Pepper and establishes Peppy in a new role.
NO LETS DUST OFF SHIGGY, REBOOT THE SERIES WITH A MEME DEVELOPER, AND CREATE A WORSE GIMMICK THAN THIRD-PERSON SHOOTER STAGES
HOPA U RIKE RIT
>>334896326
Protip: this entire thread is Assault fanboys samefagging
This is what happen when Krystal isn't in it.
>>334896182
pls respond
Who here has the balls to admit it should have been open world?
>>334896346
Calm down dude, it's just a game
>Watch video
>Pretty neat
>Read the thread afterwards
>A literal cesspool of shitposters infesting this bait thread
I'm just stop browsing /v/ until the game comes out
That fight looked awful. What a waste. The walker is a poor man's Assault third-person gameplay.
>>334896326
>If you dont like X you must be Y
>>334894982
Sonygger here that is too young to remember what ps2 games looked like I see.
Is Star Fox secretly a mediocre franchise with only one god tier game?
>>334896503
>irrelevant reply
i bet you're a krystalfag too
>>334896512
yeah because i forgot that ps2 games actually look better than this shit
>>334896334
lol what a gay
>>334896290
Why are they even shooting wildlife on a planet in the Lylat System? Couldn't they just fly over/away from it?
Level looks cool though. Star Fox 64 had cool levels too. What am I specifically supposed to be looking at?
>>334896529
>Is Star Fox secretly a mediocre franchise with only one god tier main theme?
>>334896631
>What am I specifically supposed to be looking at?
A level that wasn't in StarFox 64.
>>334896529
I'm not sure I'd even call 64 god tier.
>>334896595
Underage rule needs to start being enforced hard, starting with you b&.
That looks fucking terrible and the walker is incredibly forced. Worse "venom", worse Starwolf fight, worst Andross in the series
64 is better, holy shit put Miyamoto in a retirement home ASAP. He can't do anything good
>>334896290
I would hope that it would contain new levels, considering it's not marked as a remake.
The fact though that they rehashed the entire ending sequence from 64 is really something.
>>334896098
>Remember when people actually played video games here?
Stop complaining, it was either this or Adventure 2. This is a fine game for what it is, Nintendo has never disappointed with this sort of thing.
>>334896346
golly gee i'm sure glad they nailed the most important thing in a video game, the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT of furry space-jet pilots in Star Fox Assault, even if they had to sacrifice good gameplay mechanics for it. But hey, at least we got to see Fox and Krystal's relationship bloom on the battlefield
i thought i had something to worry about with Zero but it just turns out Assault fans are really fucking pathetic
>>334896756
>He can't do anything good
neo-nintendo can't do anything good. the company fell off a fucking cliff since iwata's death and now they're stuck in financial hell
i honestly can't see nintendo returning to form. from what i understand about the NX, nintendo is going to keep milking their fans through releasing half finished spinoffs and amiibos until their bridges are fucking ashes
then they'll shill out the characters to theme parks and cartoons and movies to make their money along with mobileshit
the company is on the way out
>>334893631
>No Krystal
dropped hard
>>334896786
>retells the story of 64
>ending is mostly the same
You don't say
>>334896756
But Anon, Platinum made this game
>>334896275
At least melee fags have some points going for them, but 64 fags don't have any ground for most of any of the shit they complain about
>>334895260
>>334895414
this doesn't look as bad as the reactions seem to make it out to be, but the entire fight with the star wolf squad can be summed up with doing just going backwards to get behind them.
outside from the chicken mode and motion controls, this looks like an updated version of star fox 64, i'd spend 30 bucks on this max, and even then i'd feel a little ripped off.
the corridor of illusion looks like a lazier version of the tunnel you fly through in 64.
the andross fight itself looks very boring, the chicken looks clunky as all get out.
it just looks rushed, not something i wanna spend 50 or 60 bucks on.
>>334893631
People will still pretend its a gift from the gods because its the last game the wii u got
>>334896710
i'm turning 50 this year i can never leave this place
>>334897016
Or they could just have """shit""" taste
>>334896959
>retells the story of 64
But you just said it has new levels. Which is it? Is it a 64 remake, or is it a new game, that just so happened to rehash the entire ending of an older game?
>>334893631
Honestly, I wish Nintendo would go the way of Sega and go 3rd party
I'm saying this as a long time Nintendofan, it is time to resign, they are a shell of their former self who can't compete with modern times
I feel like we wouldn't lose much if they go away, their best studios are 2nd parties that can easily move to a new publisher like Retro and Hal
I mean they had a good run, they got nothing to prove, just go out with dignity, please
>>334897004
>to get behind them
Nigga did you actually play n64 version? Something tells me no.
>>334896950
Just like Sony, they have become shit.
>>334896927
>even if they had to sacrifice good gameplay mechanics for it
The flying was better than ever, and certainly better than whatever you call this garbage. They didn't sacrifice any mechanics, they just added a new one that didn't work.
Zero sacrifices everything.
>Responding to an animeposter
Never again.
Star Fox 64 had two different versions of a final level with slightly different endings.
Does Zero not have that? Can anyone actually verify this yet?
>>334897090
>has new levels
>tells the same story
Both fucktard, you act like these things are mutually exclusive.
The new Ratchet and Clank has exactly ONE new level and ONE new weapon, but it hasn't gotten half the shit this game has.
This has to be easy mode right?
>>334897090
>ratchet and clank rehashes entire first game
>GOTY
>star fox does it
>ONLY OKAY WHEN NINTENDONT TRASH
>>334897116
Kill yourself, please.
>I'm an indie dev. I made a 3 hour long, extremely easy and ugly SHMUP. I want 15 bucks for it
Fuck off
>We are Nintendo. We made the same, but it costs 50.
GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR OMG OMG WHERE TO BUY MORE AMIIBO
>>334897116
I just wish nintendo's priorities were with making good games.
>>334896529
it's actually a potentially god-tier IP with a mediocre set of games
if they spent more time developing the story and giving the characters fleshed out personalities and interesting, in-depth arcs, the Star Fox series could actually be a fucking epic space saga
but it's not
>>334897210
It probably does like that would be the biggest ball dropped for them, letting damn near the whole game get spoiled before anyone buys it
>>334897331
Sorry I didn't buy your pixelshit
>107 / 20 / 46
Fucking LOL
>>334897240
>>334897268
Ratchet & Clank sells itself as literally being a remake of the first game. It's not trying to hide anything, and what's more, is that it's only 40 fucking dollars.
I don't know what that has to do with the conversation at hand though. Why did you jump to attack Sony rather than address my complaints here?
This is a fully priced new game that's rehashes, beat for beat, the ending from Star Fox 64.
>>334897240
>Marketed as a remake
>Sold at discount price
>Still quality work
Everyone knew what they were getting with ratchet.
>>334893631
>expect spaceship battlewars in a spaceship based game
>get chicken destoying turrets instead
>>334897240
That's because Ratchet and Clank was good, unlike SF64.
SF64 should've been forgotten because of how damn good the sequels were, instead it's put on a pedestal for how not completely god awful it is.
It's still a shit, niche game that nostalgia can't even make me enjoy again.
Ratchet and Clank also had that it was sort of a movie tie-in going against it, which retroactively made it an underdog. Surprise, Insomniac hasn't lost their marbles. Clover/Platinum and Miyamoto (if he even had them, which I sincerely doubt) have. For awhile now.
>>334897210
The video has to be Venom hard. Like another anon pointed up
>Star Wolf battle
>Tunnel
>Andross fight
Venom easy was an on rails level in 64. Venom hard was exactly this.
>>334893631
platinum's Ω-team does it again
>>334897530
But it's possible that 64's Venom hard is Zero's Venom easy. We don't know yet until someone confirms whether or not there's multiple versions.
>>334897331
>yfw Strike Vector look miles better
>>334895956
They didnt have to give it N64 graphics but the Wii U is a turd.
oh well the PS4k will shit over the NX and ill be sitting here on PC playing all the xboner ports and laughing.
>>334897268
Rachet and clank hasn't been trapped at their in the purgatory of their first game like star fox has been for literally it's whole series life, and only rebooted to tie in with the movie
>>334897503
>because of how damn good the sequels were
>>334897490
>>334897469
>remake on a much powerful machine
>still 30fps
>>334897583
Platinum's α-team can't exactly do anything good either.
>inb4 Bayonetta 2
Yeah, I love playing Devil May Cry again on a somehow shittier system than the fucking PS2.
Make a new game, you angry e-celeb tier hack.
>nintendo games
>nintendo fans want games as they want it like pokemon
>non fans bitch
>game comes out that fans dont like assualt and command
>non fans rejocie
>game comes out that fans wanted it like zero
>no fans bitch again
fuck off already and play your derivtive shooters and open world bullshit.
>Nintendo
>making good arcade on-rail shooter
Only star fox 64 is good, except that, the series wasn't that great.
If you want a good on-rail shooter on Nintendo console you should buy Sin and Punishment 1 and 2 on Wii or Galaxy Force 2 on 3DS
>>334897680
>should've
should've
>reading
comprehension
>>334897429
>107 / 20 / 46
How is that relevant at all? Why did you include that?
>>334897717
Stop deflecting.
>>334895135
>>That lip syncing
It's supposed to be like that, it mimics the puppets you idiot
>>That voice acting
SOunds fine
>>That level design
It's great
>>That gameplay
It's great
>>That generic choir shit straight out of SSB
Sounds great and hype
>>Chicken mode is, of course, the worst thing in the series to date
Git gud
>>334897717
30 fps because the graphics are fucking incredible. it was a big trade off that worked. the ps4k version will be 60 fps anyway
>>334897469
>Why did you jump to attack Sony rather than address my complaints here?
Because you're never going be fucking satisfied with my answers.
I can't change what the game is.
I'm okay with it, you're not.
I'm gonna enjoy it, you're not.
Why should I waste my time trying to convince you to like it when you're dead fucking set in your mindset? I'm LITERALLY never going to change your mind
>>334897638
Does it have Nintendo's Seal Of Quality?
Then fuck off sonygger
Blown the f*ck out
>>334897717
>Remake sold as a complete remake and not an hd port like you think it would be
>Runs at typical console standard framerate
How surprising.
>>334895260
It's a new Nintendo game, you're going to get a lot of people nitpicking
>>334893631
>People will pay 60 dollars for this glorified N64 game.
L-M-to the F- to the A- OHHHH
>>334897767
the fuck am i reading
>>334897740
Actually, Ω is on a different tier of grades. In English, it would be Z-team. But Ω-team is even lower, literally just fresh staffers who hopped on the "Platinum should make every game" meme.
In English, FROM'S B-Team which made DaS2 is infinitely more skilled than Platinum's Ω-team.
>>334897809
>It's supposed to be like that
Yes, because the 64 did it and this is a disgusting nostalgiabait
>>334897849
>30 fps because the graphics are fucking incredible.
It look worse than Sonic Generations, and Sonic woked at 60 fps, with a faster gameplay.
>he ps4k version will be 60 fps anyway
Well goymed!
>>334897503
>SF64 should've been forgotten because of how damn good the sequels were
Look, ill give adventure a pass since even though it was a total 180 in terms of past star fox games gameplay it was great in its own right
but you cant tell you honestly liked the godawful command and assualt. this is so retarded i cant picture this being bait but the ramblings of a cowadooty fag that wants nintendo to go edgy
>>334895260
The complaints seem to be that it doesn't look nice enough for a game made in 2016 and it's not different enough from 64.
Whatever. It's not like /v/ plays shmups anyway.
Anybody mention that Ratchet and Clank is $40?
>>334897004
>the andross fight itself looks very boring, the chicken looks clunky as all get out.
You're judging the game on a bad players first playthrough
>>334898016
Yup. Why?
>>334897894
>nitpicking
Yeah, like pointing out how a plane broke in half after takeoff and killed 200 people is "nitpicking"
>>334898016
And Zero is $50.
>>334897850
We're just having a conversation, you don't have to make this into some major argument.
I enjoyed Star Fox 64, but I'm a little disappointed at the lengths Nintendo seems to be going to copy it. Very little originality here.
>>334898002
>SHOULD'VE
>SHOULD HAVE
>HYPOTHETICALLY
>SPEAKING
>THE
>SEQUELS
>SHOULD
>HAVE
>BEEN
>GREAT
>BUT
>THEY
>WERE
>NOT
>SO
>STAR
>FOX
>64
>IS
>PRAISED
>FOR
>NO
>REASON
>OTHER
>THAN
>IT'S
>NOT
>COMPLETE
>SHIT
>>334897978
It's a stylistic choice, did you even read any interviews about the game before coming in to shitpost?
>>334897376
It's a fucking shmup series with one bad adventure game spinoff. Fleshed out personalities? In-depth arcs? 'Epic space saga?' What the fuck are you talking about? You fly around in space ships and shoot shit. That's all it's ever been and all it ever needs to be.
>Nintendo game gets announced
>Positive conversation regarding the game with legit criticisms that are often drowned out by some shitposting
>Game gets closer to release
>People who actually want to talk about the game are drowned out by shitposting
>Time after the game releases
>Shitposting dies down and all that is left is discussion on the game
This is the /v/ Nintendo cycle.
20 dollars per hour
I know prostitutes with better rates than this game
>>334898042
A game should look fun regardless of who plays it. Street Fighter doesn't magically suck because I don't know all the combos.
>>334897638
>tfw Strike Vector EX is PS4/Xbone exclusive
It's not fair, /b/ros... IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>>334898016
They don't care, they don't want to talk about problems with zero so instead they are just gonna get angry cause insomniac remade a game.
>>334898159
>exclusive
there is that word again.
>>334898147
Yeah, but if your only impression of Street Fighter was some guy doing jump-ins and normals, it wouldn't look very fun, would it?
Imagine we had an ID system on /v/ i'm pretty sure there are 3-4 Assault/Krystal shitposters here
>>334898147
>A game should look fun regardless of who plays it.
What an asinine statement. Bayonetta 2 looks like spammy trash when a bad player plays it because the game isn't designed around getting your shit handed to you.
>Street Fighter doesn't magically suck because I don't know all the combos.
Probably because you're playing it and not watching a video? Retard.
>>334898113
So it's ironically bad?
If they actually give a damn it would have more than 3 frames of animation and would have some variety. Ever seen the muppets show? They dont just randomly flap up and down
It also worked better one the N64 because it was much faster and better optimized in terms of style (and you know, being an N64 game)
The new one is just lazily emulating the old for nostalgiabaiting, and it works on fanboys like you
>>334897767
I'm a fan and I'm still bitching about zero being like 64. I literally grew up with this series from start to present pretty much and had no problems with any of the games before Zero, even command to a very lesser extent, unlike "fans", and have have to listen to them bitch about wonderful ideas for the story because it's not 64. Fuck outta here
>>334898175
The only problem here is that this near-remake of 64 has a nearly remade version of the 64 ending.
We don't even know if this is the only ending, since Star Fox 64 had two versions of Venom/Andross and slightly altered endings.
>>334898064
>$50
It's $60, dude.
>>334897376
Why do you care about their personalities? If they spout corny one-liners that's all I need from the game character-wise. That and no Krystal, but thanks to Platinum I don't have to worry about that.
I'm on the fence about Star Fox Zero but it's not because of the story.
>>334898248
I fail to see how chicken mode can be "played better" and look more exciting.
>>334898134
I doubt you can replay these prostitues for a better score.
In your case that would be a waste of time anyways because you will always score low
>>334898051
>that shitty analogy
I'll give you another crack at that if you want m8
>>334893631
>1 minute and 30 seconds of pepper talking about shit nobody cares about
>trying to establish a story when it's just a star fox 64 remake
>venom is literally an empty super Mario Galaxy planet
>star wolf is cool I guess
>that long boring 3 minute hallway of literal nothing to the Andross fight
>fox has the most delayed uncaring one-word reaction to seeing his DEAD FATHER
>they made andross even easier
>majority of the battle is with the fucking chicken
>his "second phase" is literally just you turning left or right dodging his painfully slow bite attack
>James is just doing whatever, has even less lines in this game then he did in 64
>>334898294
Go to Reddit if you want IDs, tripfag.
>>334898126
Maybe tell Nintendo to make good games
>>334898337
Only if you buy the bundle.
>>334898229
The developers strictly said that it won't come to PC, due to how poorly the first game did there. Well, one of the developers just said "we didn't say anything about there not being a PC version ;)".
>>334898373
dumb rabbitposter
>>334898367
It's not nitpicking when there is more wrong than good
>>334898134
Star Fox has always been about replay value. Doesn't matter that 64's campaign was less than an hour if you played it over 50 times.
>>334898391
Except they do make good games.
>>334898373
>>trying to establish a story when it's just a star fox 64 remake
SF64 was released how long ago? You think everyone has played it?
>>334897740
Platinum A team is whatever Kamiya works on
Protip: it flawless, ever since the Capcom days.
>>334898362
So The Order would be a good game if they added a score system to it?
>>334898443
except for the part where it's the exact same game.
Also, let see how well this game sell on console. :^)
>>334894809
yeah star fox needs to move on
back into the grave
>>334897090
It's a retelling. The game itself is very different level-wise but it's the same story.
Pic related.
>>334898521
Nintendo released an enhanced 3DS version just a few years ago.
i wish star fox 2 didn't focus so much on the walker gimmick
>>334898460
And that's not true. Hence the comment on nitpicking. It's a number of small things blown up to be important. Same shit that happens with every exclusive release on every console. Bloodborne got it, Bayonetta 2 got it, and now SFZ is getting it.
Nitpicking.
>>334898504
If you only played Ninty games your entire life, then yes
>>334897740
>i dont have a wii u, and im mad that i cant play bayonetta 2
>>334893631
What's worse is that all of that shit gameplay is accompanied by having to wave around a brick like a spaz just to aim your shots. Bravo Miyamoto.
>>334898626
No i've played games on multiple systems. Nintendo still makes good games.
>"""""people""""" who think Star Fox needs to be story focused
/v/ might just have the absolute worst taste in video games now, even worse than reddit and neogaf combined
>>334898606
I hate thos meme. Zero mission barely has anything to do with the original Metroid. It's nothing like it
Super was more of a remake than ZM
>>334898536
>exact same game
>completely new control scheme
>Unreal Engine 4 instead of UE3
Those two alone should put the console versions apart from the Windows version.
>>334898434
You mean if you buy it physical.
>if you download this game onto our 20gb HDD we'll not give you content that may or may not be better than the actual game and reduce the price by $10
>Expecting the worst
>It's, alright
The only real complaints I can give are Venom being depressing as fuck and Wolf not having his orginal voice then they brought back almost everyone else.
Other than that it looks, ok. Nothing god-tier, but nothing nessesarily bad either.
>>334898707
>>Unreal Engine 4 instead of UE3
Like it changed anything for Vanishing of Ethan Carter.
>>completely new control scheme
that just mean controller support instead of Keyboard/mouse.
If story is not important
And replayability is the point
Why does it have multiple minutes long unskippable cutscenes?
>>334898592
It's sad that that's legit what may happen if people bitch at everything new after Zero like they did last time, I hope that not true thougj
reminder that platinum helped with this game
>>334896326
>name a single person who was asking for more Assault after it came out
I did. I've been asking for more Assault since day 1. I fucking loved Assault.
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/316705413/#316715308
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/318794909/#318812224
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/333953268/#333962937
http://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/333953268/#333961659
I made every single one of these posts and believe them in earnest.
>>334898795
Wolf's Assault VA was superior
>inb4 Assaultfag
Just stating the facts as I see them.
>>334898687
But it is story focused, there are shitloads of cutscenes and dialog
>>334898840
>if people bitch
It's about money you fucking retard
>>334893631
I think it looks fun
>>334898805
The controls are fundamentally different, on PC it was absurdly convoluted. The controls were the main reason it bombed on PC, and this will be the reason why it will succeed on console. But of course, it's the PC userbase that didn't like the game, the game was perfectly flawless.
So is the story a retcon of SF and SF64. Does it take place after 64?
Does Bill show up?
>>334898965
The story is 64 again.
In other words, it has no story.
>>334897530
>>334897619
This, If anything Robot Abdross is not on the hard route in 64, yet on the video it is.
So cant confirm until you play it or later on when somebody who actually 100% it say it.
>>334898871
Assault's multiplayer was fantastic. Shame about no online.
>>334895260
it's a nintendo exclusive, it's going to get shitposted to high heaven
>>334897503
(You)
>there are people who wants more Assault shit
the shit taste is real. I bet if the game had Krystal you'll be fine with it.
>>334899049
Y'know, there's one thing I noticed about Venom. It was the Laser Trench. Maybe there is another route to the final boss in that trench, but the person I watched play didn't go in there.
>>334898691
What the fuck? It's called zero missing for a fucking reason. The level design is pretty much "the NES game in HD". Bitch even says the game is her first mission
>>334899091
Just like how Bayonetta and Wonderful 101 was
All these anti-nintenites only hate these games because they can't play them
This looks so bland and soulless. I've aged 20 years since SF64, but this series still treats me like I'm 8 years-old.
Well, between the two, what's the verdict?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVaIMK-Xbrc
>>334899236
If you ever played the original you'd know the level and game design are nothing alike
It has a few iconic rooms remade (just like in Super) and the rest of the game is totally different
>>334897376
you're such a fucking faggot
>>334899293
>I'm an adult but still get treated like a brainless child
How Nintendo treats their customers in a nutshell.
>>334898871
Fuck off you underage furfag
what is everyone complaining about? this is actually better than the original game
you just now realized that starfox was shit all along
>Venom is a tiny asteroid
>the final boss is fought on the ground
>looks almost impossible to die
Bad. Bad, bad bad.
>>334898126
>Started with shitposting
>Now people are discussing the game
>This anon was right
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS
>>334899151
I'm already fine with it. Krystal would just make me like it more. Assault may be my favorite in the series, and the fact that its going the route of 64 is kind of lame, but damn does Zero look good and like a strong contender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xnr587jdDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieZ5PQrKisc
>extremely high speed flight with challenging level design to dodge
>extremely fast and smooth transitioning between Walker and Arwing
>Slippy's VA
It looks great! This thread is crazy!
>>334899403
Not underage and no.
>>334898872
>generic anime voice
>good
>>334893631
>Having to wait through that cutscene at the start
>That retarded first person shit to activate the switch
>no peppy, falco, or peppy
Well, I hope the rest of the gmae isn't this bad
>>334899395
Same with other companies. You retards are PAYING to play online.
Did something happen? The Krystal autists have been in all-rage mode alot today
>>334899302
>3 minutes of talking before you can play the stage
And people complains about Zero having 1 minute and 30 seconds of that.
Who are you going to blame now since there no Krystal in this game?
>>334899302
I like Assault more but I like both.
>there are people who hate the talking
I want more talking. I want this game to be Kid Icarus tier.
>>334899447
The magic of seeing this shit happen before.
Eat a dick /v/, i'm glad Splatoon was wonderful.
>>334899356
It came with the original and I played it. And literally everything is isn't all that different in the slightest. The fact it came with the original should fucking tell you it's remake of the original.
>>334898795
I think both of Wolf's old VAs have retired. The one who voiced him in 64 got throat cancer, IIRC
>>334899476
Are you on prescription medicine or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJPDMvOMZw
>>334898373
>>fox has the most delayed uncaring one-word reaction to seeing his DEAD FATHER
Yeah, they really should've gone Butt Explosion for that part.
>>334899567
Massive shitposting the week a game comes out. Nothing new. Happened to Infamous: Second Son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26CMnWZXA0M
>>334893631
>B-b-but the game is going to be good! Look there's no Krystal!
Tomorrow is going to be glorious once the shit reviews come in.
>>334898373
There's implications that this game takes place after 64, so this wouldn't be the first time Fox has seen James at Venom.
>>334893631
this game looks like ass, my friend who was waiting for this is gonna be pissed.
>>334899775
I like Krystal but this game looks good.
>>334899476
How is that voice even anime?
>>334899791
No he's not. You're a shitposting Aussie.
>>334899791
Or maybe he isn't a jaded fuck like you are. The game. looks. fine.
>>334899708
>Seattle
Ok...nothing wrong with Seattle. Just please don't be stereotypical, please don't be stereotypical, please don't be stereotypical...
>"Delsen"
>Graffiti artist
>Native-American
>redflag.jpg
>mfw playing it day one
God fucking dammit Sucker Punch.
>>334899652
Kid Icarus is ok because it doesn't stop the game when they're talking, the cutscenes are the problem.
>>334898534
The entire gameplay isnt focused on a score system kid stop fooling around.
Its a cover based shooter with linear story.
In Star Fox you cant atleast finish it few times because you can visit different locations everytime
>>334899784
Game is a reboot dumbass, doesn't take place anywhere.
>>334896064
I thought the EXACT same thing.
>>334899775
Yeah, and the new Papee Mario is bad because there are no green Toads
You guys are so smart, you see through these conspiracies like butter. Everyone who hates this game does so because of the lack of Krystal. It explains everyting!
>>334899749
If only the game was as fast as the BPM. Sounds like a song from Mario DDR or some menu theme for Mario Golf.
Not an awful track though, certainly better than the butcher job done to Star Wolf's Theme.
Why do Starfox threads always have the best shitstorms?
>>334895848
die tripcuck
>>334897619
>implying Venom from Bolse wasn't always the hard one
I know it wasn't intended to be the hard one, since you can't get the "true ending" by taking it, but Venom from Bolse on Expert is easily the most challenging stage in the game. Whereas Venom from Area 6 is pretty much just pulling loops and trying not to crash into pillars.
>>334900018
Shitposting Aussies.
>Venom isn't a planet, just a rock with turrets
WHY
>Last fight focuses on chicken walker, it looks totally uninteresting, slow, and not fun
Aw, come on!
I'm going to check out the other videos, but this looks like a $25 game tops to me so far.
>>334899791
No, he isn't, he is a Nintendo tard
He will piss his hempie pempies from joy when he hears all his favourite memes like Do a barrel roll
He'll probably jump up and yell "Oh that's Andross wooooow Andross wooow damn Andross!" with the same mannerism he learned from his youtube pals
>>334894387
It did, but the timing was correct on 64s end. Zero feels like a cheap cop out
>>334898373
The funny thing is....James wasn't even dead, he was clearly alive enough for Andross to acknowledge him.
>>334895848
If it means anything I don't have a problem with tripcodes and personally think the people who point them out are far worse since they actually take the thread into off topic territory.
As for Europe, Europe is fine. /v/ is just shitpost central.
This is literally Starfox 64 remake... for GameCube, with improved graphics, but exactly same gameplay, but even slower AND fucking chicken Arwing. All for $60 plus Amiibos folks. The only good thing I see is some of the voice acting..
>>334900018
Its what hot to hate
Speaking of which, what big game is releasing after Zero that will cause the board to get all hot and bothered?
That is incredibly disappointing
>no 4v4
>no brain
>no actual venom level
What the FUCK was Nintendo thinking?
>>334900110
To be honest, the 64 Andross fight was pretty slow as well.
>>334898871
>Krystalfag
>your opinion literally ever mattering
>>334900167
Warcraft: the Movie.
>>334900167
I'm not even talking about this thread. These threads always attract the biggest weirdos. Just the other day some guy linked this giant wall of text some artist posted about being stalked on tumblr of all place. This kind of shit is exclusive to these threads.
>>334900167
D44m
>>334899682
>Generic bishi scouter wolf
>Beavis Lean
>IAMPANTHERTHISISMYROSE SNAGLRGLTH
I threw up a little
>>334900149
A lot of console warriors tend to be Euros.
>>334900241
The 64 andross fight looks like it has a lot more dodging and took a lot less time than this.
This one looks like tedium.
>>334900160
>This is literally Starfox 64 remake... for GameCube, with improved graphics, but exactly same gameplay, AND fucking chicken Arwing.
So, like, what what a majority of you have been asking for since 64?
>>334900128
Again, they couldn't have possibly let this whole game get leaked. There's probably a new Andross battle somewhere in all the portals and alternate levels
>>334900254
Oh well the case with Star Fox is probably the biggest case of blue balls in a while along with people deluding themselves with their thoughts on the characters.
Seriously if you don't share the exact opinion as someone else on a character in Star Fox (Yes, even characters OTHER than Krystal) then shit gets blown to hell and back.
>>334900167
Uncharted 4
>>334900319
See? European shitposter.
All of the videos you can tell this guy was just fighting the motion controls so hard. That worries me.
>>334900437
Uncharted threads are boring because nobody ever gets anything factual, just spews assumptions as facts
I mean, they took like 3 years worth of mileage out of the one drakeface
>>334897583
>implying this is Platinum's fault
Miyamoto and Nintendo were the creative lead. Platinum was stuck doing grunt work and coding.
A Platinum Star Fox would have been fast and frantic.
Instead we get Chicken Walker, Forced Gyro, and all communication through the gamepad.
>>334893631
BRAVO PLATINUM
>>334900609
I feel like they could feed the shitposting fire using Donut Drake
>>334900184
>No 4v4
A shame, but oh well. A bit cooler how you're able to take out the entire Star Wolf team by yourself, which REALLY doesn't make that much of a difference when in 64.
>No Brain
Either there's some condition that you have to meet (like the alternate routes) in order to get something different, or they're saving it for later.
>no actual venom level
It's probably NOT the actual Venom, but a Rock used as a Warp machine. They'd probably save venom for the next game, because it makes no damn sense how small Venom is in this game.
I didn't know this was like another 64 redo, there's a lot of retreading here flipping through these videos. Recycled bosses and stuff.
Eh, not too excited anymore.
>>334900642
Man I just wanted to post "x-team did it again".everyone knows FROM's real A-Team is Japan Studio
>>334900642
>Platinium shit another turd
>i-it was Nintendo's fault!
>>334900642
Now here's the funny thing: If there were positive things said about Zero, Platinum would receive the praise. But if something negative happens, all the blame is on Miyamoto.
>>334899676
But that's wrong. The overall map structure is the same, but each and every single room is vastly different from the original game, with more areas added on top of that.
>>334900451
>stop liking what I don't like
>was genuinely hyped for game
>looks disappointing
>LOL YOU ONLY HATE IT BECAUSE ITS NINTENDO AND /V/ HATES NINTENDO FUCK YOUR CRITIQUES THEY DONT COUNT CUZ /V/ HATES NINTENDOOOOOO
I might just be too old for online forums now.
>>334900761
It's exactly this.
>>334900773
Wrong meme, Euroshit.
Just finished the game.
I didn't know what to expect.
It's boring, not terrible, just boring.
Skip it.
And know now that because of Nintendo's assblasted reputation of completely ignoring games that flopped for 20 years, StarFox is dead.
>>334893631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MWLXQxva_I&t=24
explain how a game from almost 20 years ago shits all over this
>>334900738
>Turd
Platinum is one of the companies that never made a real bad game
>>334900798
We count actual arguments, not shitposts like this.
>>334900738
>N-Nintendo n-never does any wrong!!!
>N-Nintendo cares about its fanbase!!!
>>334900824
You don't need to be mad murricuck, people have different opinions.
>>334900847
I just finished it. It's literally the Starfox game we've all wanted.
>>334900847
>Just finished the game.
No you didn't.
>>334900738
Oh please, it was most certainly not Platinum idea to throw in forced shitty Gyro Gimmicks, give us the crappy chicken walker, and decided to completely reboot the Starfox Series for no actual reason.
>>334900798
>exaggerates like a child
>Says he is too old for online forums
>>334900738
>Nintendo is never wrong!
>>334900858
Why was one of the best missions just a reference to crap movie?
the lip syncing is pretty garbage on the comm calls
>>334900813
To be honest I think its really unfair.
>>334900906
Why does your kind always start console war threads.
>>334895848
It's not Europe, it's Australia.
It's about 6PM there now so it's probably a lot of people getting off work and right into 4chan to shitpost.
>>334900928
>it was most certainly
>>334900707
There won't be a next game. Just 64 4.0
>One of the levels is like a free roam pseudo puzzle level with a hover vehicle
Who at nintendo keeps thinking people want star fox to be anything but solid on rails levels with secret paths?
It looks so bland and boring. What the fuck happened to Nintendo?
>>334900983
To think Warcraft 3 was better on this.
>>334900992
I didn't start shit. 99% of the time I'm read only.
>>334900880
>implying I was making an argument
Jesus fuck, you are dimwitted.
Why can't Nintendo make Star Fox games like Ace Combat?
>>334900768
But to say Zero mission it not a remake and has nothing to do with the original, that's even more fucking wrong.
>>334898159
Id trade it for star fox any day
>>334900983
It's just the video I think, all of the sound is slightly delayed. The guys other walkthrough parts are fine.
>>334893631
Kimishima please just get rid of miyamoto already.
>>334900929
>exaggerates the childish reactions of the thread in a childish way
Gee, why would he do that, tripfag?
>>334901101
Because that'd be too "complex."
>>334901102
Oh absolutely.
I'm not the guy you were originally arguing with by the way, I just felt I had to correct you on that point about the level design.
>>334901096
You were complaining you couldn't make an argument if people were just going to ignore it.
>>334901101
some bored modder did better in their spare time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xOp68Ymeg0
>>334900798
>I might just be too old for online forums now.
>LOL YOU ONLY HATE IT BECAUSE ITS NINTENDO AND /V/ HATES NINTENDO FUCK YOUR CRITIQUES THEY DONT COUNT CUZ /V/ HATES NINTENDOOOOOO
No, you've plenty a year ahead of you.
>>334900732
>What if we took the mother ship, but you fight it with the land master and it has legs!
>What if we took the first two bosses from corneria's routes, and gave them new moves!
so on and so on. Their bread and butter is nostalgia.
Wasn't this supposed to be really hard that need a baby mode for casuals.
This is like 10% of what a platinumgames boss should be.
>>334901214
Please don't bait
>>334896064
Are you that underage that you don't automatically know that? Ocarina of time was a redone a link to the past. Nintendo has always done this.
>>334900659
>Platinum
Have nothing to do with development. Only joined in the last year for asset production.
>>334897638
Hell yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5kYTdkT1s&ab_channel=PlayStation
>>334896007
>>334895534
>>334895414
Hello
Even fan videos do better work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XAJEDJJ_Bo
>>334901313
Twilight Princess was a redone Ocarina of Time...
How far does the rabbit hole go?
>>334901370
HelIo reddit.
>>334901246
>why would someone childishly exaggerate the childish reactions in this thread?
Not even him, but how are you fags not getting what he's doing? You're not even the first to see how dumb this makes you look.
>Nintendo still completely out of touch and unable to make a game anywhere near as good as they used to.
So what else is new?
Really don't see why they needed to make it another retelling of SF64's story (which in itself is basically a retelling of the original SF's story). Yeah Nintendo fucks up every time they do something new, but they could at least still try. Everything about this game feels unnecessary.
What went so wrong?
>>334901195
I was aware it wasn't exactly the same, that's why I said pretty much, the two lays outs have tons of similarities, excluding the new area, for you to say it's like it's in HD
>>334900738
Platinum didn't join the games production till early 2015, a year after production started. They offered no input on design or gameplay, they were just hired for asset production and code crunching.
In 2014 E3, Nintendo mentioned they were likely going to work with a 3rd party to help get the game out in time for next holiday, and mentioned Treasure and Platinum as possibilities. At E3 2015 they confirmed Platinum was helping in the Treehouse Stream.
There's a reason the reveal and every time Nintendo talks about the game they don't debut is a game made by Platinum.
Star Fox was never a good franchise. It only took off because wow, polygons on SNES, nevermind the 8fps.
>>334901450
Short
Forced unfun gimmicks like gyro and chicken
"cinematic experience"
The part of the game with actual replayability is sold as a separate title for literally no reason.
>>334901430
More like you don't get what's so bad about it.
Everyone and their mother does this cringy shit everywhere where they exaggerate the party they disagree with.
Remember I AM SILLY? Does it ring a bell?
>>334901214
And people say Zero has bad graphics. And it's way slower. Not to mention the random flashes of light.
>>334901450
Iwata and this generation of gaming in general.
>>334901447
>What do we do with the new mario game?
>MAke it have lots of callbacks to mario 3.
>How about this one?
>Mario World.
>What about star fox?
>64 remake.
>Zelda?
>Link to the past sequel, really push the link to the past connection
>Okay, and the next star fox game?
>retelling of 64, use everything from that game as a framework, even boss fights, change the order.
>K
>Also, call gamefreak, ask them how their pokemon remakes are coming along.
>>334901361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcMySGnCcoY&ab_channel=SuperNormalMode
>>334901514
>First game was to show off graphics
>Zero has absolute shit graphics
It's like fucking poetry.
>final boss
>please shoot my hand and i'll do absolutely nothing while you do it
He doesn't even need to move around, he just aims at it completely stationary while andross just takes it.
>>334901520
>The part of the game with actual replayability is sold as a separate title for literally no reason.
What's this about?
>>334896326
It's because kids who grew up with assault now have nostalgia for it.
>>334895640
Doesn't that mean it should sell less than a million? I know marketing is retarded but even then they should be able to tell it wouldn't sell well.
>>334900642
Have you ever played any Platinum game in your life?
They all have shmup sections and they are always goddamn awful
>>334901661
Shitposting
>>334901601
At least it has spaceship combats unlike StarChicken Zero
>>334901620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmZhFPf3YBQ
>>334901661
Star Fox Guard is a standalone title, sold either separately or in a bundle. Either way you have to pay more if you want to play Guard.
>>334893631
its a fucking railway shooter
>mfw that isis game will be better than this
>>334901718
Fuck you, the After Burner section of the first one was pretty good.
>>334900926
If he started playing when OP made the thread, he could have easily beaten Andross by now
>>334901450
This board.
>>334901793
Not him, but FUCK YOU.
It ruined my want to fight Jeanne on Climax. It's too long and is fucking tedious.
The only good thing going for it is its music.
>>334899567
A couple Krystalfags shitposting instead of staying on their thread in /trash/
>>334893631
>Looking forward to any Nintendo game made after 1996
You only have yourself to blame.
>>334901793
It was dogshit
>mash square and roll for 30 minutes
You only like it because Afterburner music giving you nostalgia
>>334901361
>butt rock soundtrack
>MUH SPLOSIONS
Now I know the type of people that hate on star fox. Sad.
>>334901951
>implying OoT is not good
WW is trash though
>>334901793
After burner was on the bike, the missile thing was space harrier
>>334901447
So they're damned if they do and damned if they don't according to you. Just accept you don't like their games and move on. Your opinion is so cliched.
I don't remember 64 being a very long game either. What exactly is the problem here?
Did all the FFXV shitposters decide to move on to something more recent?
>>334901862
>It ruined my want to fight Jeanne on Climax
My desire to ever fight Jeanne was ruined by the whole boss fight being constantly interrupted by PRESS THIS BUTTON FOR SOMETHING AWESOME TO HAPPEN.
Complete fuck up of a fight.
>>334902157
what
>>334902137
This is what I'm wondering. I don't like motion controls or the walker but the rest of the game looks serviceable.
>>334901725
What does this even mean?
>>334900997
get clean pigger
>>334902137
Most people believe a game being made 20 years after another game should be superior.
This does not look like a game that should have the same pricetag as Xenoblade X.
>>334893631
>No "Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!"
>No brain form
>No "ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT"
>>334902137
People( shitposters, Sonyggers etc ) want to shitpost
They use exaggeration to shit on a game not released yet.
exaggeration 1 : The game costs 60 bucks!
Truth: I saw the game allready for 35
exaggeration 2 : And its only 4 hours!
Truth : For the first run on the easiest route. To explore all the planets/systems you need atleast 20+ hours + it has a score system
exaggeration 3 : Its the 3th remake
Truth: Its actually a reboot and offers much more than the original on N64 or the remake on 3Ds
>>334901578
Not only is that a completely different criticism than you orignally had, it doesn't even apply here because the only defense spouted for this game is actually "/v/ hates Nintendo, so it's all shitposting" anyway.
>>334902329
The last ten years of video games clearly prove that this is not the trend.
>>334902390
>Talking down about shitposters while being a fucking tripfag of all things
Hello kettle.
>>334902372
Didn't expect to see that anyway.
Nintendo now would think that's too much for the kids.
>>334895260
Honestly I don't understand what people expected. There's literally no way a game with gameplay as simple as Starfox's could be worth $60 in this console market (without huge changes being made). I can't think of a single game of this genre in the past 5 years worth $60. It's just nostalgia bait and i'd buy it if it was $20 but i really don't get how anyone could be mad at the footage we've seen. It's starfox. But with modern Nintendo graphics and some added flair.
>>334902230
64fag bitching about another different idea keeping Zero from being exactly like 64 that's why it means
>>334902392
I'm only mocking him for saying he's "too old for this place" whilst doing the same exact mimicking thing that children in recess would do. Aka, "waaaah, waaah" and that sorry malarkey.
>>334893631
>people pay money for that garbage
>in 64 Andross would stick his hand out for me to shoot AND vomit shit at me
>in Zero that's 2 seperate cycles
Well that's disappointing.
When was the last time you felt positive about a video game?
>>334902537
>I can't think of a single game of this genre in the past 5 years worth $60.
Sorry but looking at vidya prices you get your video games cheap as fuck compared to the beginnings of videogames.
i paid 160 Deutsche Mark for Zelda Ocarina of Time thats 80 Euros in current value.
Not even going taking inflation into it.
Now you pay ( because deals exist everywhere ) 45-55 bucks for a band new game.
i work less than 5 hours to buy a game like The Witcher 3 that i played around 120 hours.
Explain to me again why a chicken mode is even necessary
At least Wolf's uh, wolf mode seems neat by comparison
>>334902731
DaS3. It didn't let me down.
Fates is also pretty fucking good besides its HORRIBLE localization and story.
>>334902105
>So they're damned if they do and damned if they don't
No, They just need to compentent at doing shit right instead of completely doing stupid shit no one should expect them to do because of what works and what doesn't.
What they they've done with Zero:The 3rd reimagining bad graphical game with no effort , Sticker Star 2, Federation Fucks, Singing Emblem Anime, Zelda: Another Side game you shouldn't care about, and Mario game #1823 are just straight clear cut examples.
Seriously, what does Nintendo have so far that's coming out that's exciting and feels like they actually TRIED to make a good developed game....The Zelda Wii U/NX title that we've STILL haven't even gotten a proper title nor news about it? The Kirby game that's done right? Another Pokeman game? That's it?
>>334902731
Right before brawl came out.
I remember going to the smash dojo daily for any possible tidbit of news. Then it came out and was kind of shit.
Never been excited for a game since.
>>334893631
So how long until this is emulatable?
>>334902847
Make the game then.
>>334902941
Shut up, Sakurai.
>>334902996
Make the game, then.
>>334902847
>that's exciting and feels like they actually TRIED to make a good developed game
Shit Nintendo games have never been: the post
>>334893631
>skip to Wolf
>takes more damage from crashing into the planet repeatedly than from the lasers
Welp I guess I can just ignore this game now. I was really looking forward to it and then they actually showed the game off and now, just. Bah.
>you don't shoot Andross' brain in this version
Well that explains the disappointing difficulty, he's brainless.
>>334902731
Xenoblade X, one of the few games last year that almost lived up to its hype.
>>334902537
>But with modern Nintendo graphics and some added flair.
was there anything original and good this gent hat wasn't an old game with better graphics?
>>334902893
Pretty soon.
>https://youtu.be/KqEob8wh1lQ
Cemu is incredibly far along and just has minor sound and graphics glitches for things now, stuff like Mario Kart, 3D world, NSMBU are quite playable.
>>334902781
>Miyamoto: We need a landcraft vehicle in blinking moment of the game just because I like having Gimmicks.
>Employee: but sir, we already have the landmaster, If we have the Chicken Walker, what'd even be the point of using the landmaster AT ALL IN ANY POINT OF THE GAME WHERE YOU CAN TRANSFORM INTO A AIRCRAFT OR A WALKER!
>Miyamoto: This game will be VERY exciting!
>>334903031
But have YOU ever made a game?
>>334902137
20 years have passed gramps, and game length was already an issue back in those days
>>334903091
Make the game, then.
>>334903067
>Also I want the landmaster to have a flight capable mode
>But what would be the point of ever being in ground mode then?
>>334902941
Aw, what a cop out answer from a Drone such as yourself.
>>334902731
Yakuza 5 and Trillion
>>334903158
Make the game, then.
>>334902731
I can't remember.
>>334903067
>Make it more cinematic
>>334901412
Hello cu᠋ck
>>334902734
>Sorry but looking at vidya prices you get your video games cheap as fuck compared to the beginnings of videogames.
that doesn't really matter. Look at other AAA $60 games of the past few years.
Most people don't buy too many games and would choose a longer more rewarding game over a short easy nostalgia cash in like Starfox. Games like Dark Souls 3, The Witcher 3, multiplayer focused games, Fallout, etc (regardless of whether or not you or I like them) are much better values for the money.
>>334903057
you definitely have a point but at least most other big games pull from older games with more complex/developed gameplay.
Does land mode do more than crippling your mobility? From the pre release videos i watched, i'm failing to see the point.
>>334902137
Game length is an easy target. All you have to do is meme arrow how long the game is. The other games were short too. Hell, most of platinums games are short.
My main concern is what the gameplay looked like. I just seem to remember 64 and SNES being better. Probably nostalgia. Either way I suddenly don't want to see an F-zero game from Nintendo. Just let it die.
>>334901214
>those character designs
eww
>>334902731
Monster Hunter X. Major disappointment coming off of 4U, even for a "spinoff".
>>334903270
Why do so many people think that length=value? Replay value can carry a game just as far if not farther depending on the person. Games used to be 1-2 hours long on average; I'm not even old enough to remember that time and still believe a game can be $50 at 4 hours long and definitely be worth it if it's polished and fun.
It's really interesting to see this mindset of "length=value" and the response to it. Games can be replayed as many times as you want, and if it's made well, the effect of diminishing returns will be proportionally mitigated It's really all about the experience you have during your time, not the time itself.
>>334902847
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck has gotten into Nintendo either besides them just losing soul and effort into their games. That Mario Tennis was the worst game I've seen released from them in YEARS. Hopefully, the NX release will rejuvenate them. I'm not getting too excited though.
If it flops then I'm expecting them to go full on mobile. The 3DS' success and Miitomo's excellent debut has already given them a very strong foundation in that market.
>>334893631
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Wow, it really is all shitposting Aussies ITT. I thought that was just a myth.
>>334902372
>robot andross
>he's on the Easy path
>>334903297
It let's you access places the standard arwing wouldn't be able to.
>>334903128
>Miyamoto: Also, I want to make the game impossibly comfortable to play with, I'm going to make this fast-paced rail shooter with Gyro Controls that has two screen function because I don't know the difference between fun and stupid.
>Employee: But Sir, Can't you just make the game in the way where people are no forced to use the controls and have more options? I mean, your own development team DID make Splatoon and told you to fuck off with your opinion about forcing what should be in the game. They even made Gyro Controls optional and not a pain to use.
>Miyamoto: I am the Law!
Wow, that looks boring as fuck.
>>334900105
t. muslim
>>334902137
the average game length and AAA game expectations then and now are very different
Everyone wants 60+ hour deep immersive RPG or multiplayer focused game with hundreds of hours of potential gameplay
>>334903395
>Why do so many people think that length=value?
Because for most people gaming is just a fun way to pass time. I agree its kind of shitty but I don't have much money so i can't blame them for wanting to stretch their dollar.
There would be a lot less negativity towards the new starfox if it was less money i think. Or maybe not and its all shitposters i dunno
How's the concerted shitposting effort going guys?
>>334893631
So this is just the easy path boss, right?
>Mission Accomplished
O-oh...
>>334893631
>Star Fox will enter another 10 year hiatus after this embarrassment crashes and burns
>There will be yet another 64 rehash in 10 years
>20 years later and we're getting the same fucking game
Nintendrones will defend this.
>>334903676
How is your autism treating you?
>>334903676
Sorry we hurt your feelings nintendrone frog shitter.
>>334903057
Hell no.
Xenoblade X didnt live up to the hype in any way.
One of the biggest dissapointments of last year.
>>334893631
The walker should have stayed dead and buried along with Star Fox 2.
Why the fuck does it take Fox an entire minute to react to his dad appearing? His arwing flies by, he speaks, and Fox says nothing. What the fuck?
>>334903420
>Hopefully, the NX release will rejuvenate them.
Y'know what Nintendo should do....They seriously need new young developers...Ones who's vision are not so deluded and lost beyond help about what works and what doesn't work in a game.
I swear the best example to come from this is the guys who made Splatoon and look how well it turned out. That wasn't Miyamoto or Tanabe running slapping their dicks into everyone's faces thinking "HEY, IT SHOULD BE LIKE THIS! FUCK WHAT THE FANS ACTUALLY WANT!".
They need a new Lead Developers for every franchise that's still alive a kicking, instead of having that old deluded fuck Miyamoto trying to run everything. I'm talking one that's for Mario, one that's for Zelda, one that's Star Fox, etc.
>>334893631
You know why is krystal leaving such a big deal
Jusr find another whore to bone
<spoiler>Like star wolf </spoiler>
>>334903676
Why do people like to shitpost anyway? What's so satisfying about annoying/misleading others aside from wanting to watch the world burn?
>>334903676
It's only going to get worse once the reviews hit.
Star fox assault came out 11 years ago and looks graphically better than this.
>>334904142
I used to think it was entertaining when I was a /b/tardIn 2006
That shit got old fast, i don't know what kind of shithole Australia has to be that all you do all day is shitpost on 4chan.
>>334903863
Nigga you tripping balls, XCX was not the best game ever but it sure as hell wasn't a disappointment. One of the best games on the Wii U
>>334904102
Sadly, I don't think that will ever happen with how Japanese business is conducted. It thrives on archaic old farts who have no idea what's good for business (or most things for that matter)
>>334903763
>yfw platinum ends up dying or being bought out in 4 years and spits out an adventure game they retune as a starfox game
>>334904142
They want people to feel as bad as they do.
>>334904268
Nah it was mediocre as hell and a mixed bag in general.
That game was pretty much the definition of a 5/10.
>>334904265
Australia is a place thats like 90% uninhabitable desert, is fucking hot all the time, filled with hundreds of different poisonous animals that can all kill you, is in the same time zone as lots of Asian countries so kind of separated from the rest of the west, and has awful politicians and tons of import bullshit.
The only thing to really do there is get drunk and stay safely indoors shitposting on the internet all day.
>>334904102
>young devs
Congrats, Nintendo has even more cancer.
>>334904265
How do you know it's Australians shitposing anyway? Otherwise, point taken.
>>334904331
And that's beyond sad. Why hasn't /v/ adopted /pol/s mandatory ID system yet? Wouldn't that cut down on this crap a lot?
>>334904458
>Young devs = san fran clique
>>334904529
>How do you know it's Australians shitposing anyway?
Nevermind, saw >>334904435
>>334904529
>How do you know it's Australians shitposting anyway? Otherwise, point taken.
It simply always has been.
>>334903702
>he doesn't know the Easy path in 64 also gives mission accomplished at Venom
>>334904594
Pretty much, yeah.
>>334904458
No anon, I talking about the ones who clearly make the games the way they should, ones more eastern as I should say. And I don't mean ones in their 20s just graduating from college and thinking the next big thing is FPSs or not western cucklords who are afraid of jackasses who cry about being offended on the Internet.
>>334898840
why starfox has one good game, the snes game.
64 is mediocre and no where near as good. every thing else is shit
why do people actually love this series when there is nothing unique going for it
there a a handful of games with a similar concept and better gameplay
>>334904649
I really hope that's not a shoop.
>>334904759
Its not.
>>334904416
That's some seriously shitty taste in games you have there anon, please don't go around telling people your opinions on games because I wouldn't want you to infect others with that shit
>>334904591
What's that image supposed to convey? Disgust against, or in agreement of this thread?
>>334893631
Nintendo does it again!
>>334900994
nice false flag euroshitter
aussies are nice and only shitpost about M games since they dont get them
It's amazing that Nintendo basically had that less than 15 year stint from about 1986 to 1998 when they made all their good games. If you're generous you can give them 1985 to 1999. Original Super Mario Bros to Super Smash Bros.
If you look back at the past 15 years to 2001, there's been no where near as many good games.
Oh well, videogaming's golden age has well and truly come to an end. It's all about indie games now I suppose.
>>334904756
>64 is mediocre and no where near as good.
>Snes game is better
>That very slow experimental framed polygon stutter.
MmmmmmHMM.
>assaultfags still crying in there chan chamber Zero isn't a linear as shit groundfox
>now they are putting on the "sonyfag is dissapoint" mask to prepare for the review shitposting
pathetic, just remember you're still going to buy it in hope for your shitty ex-rare character for the proclaimed sequel and for that smash brudda dick
>>334904649
And with Moot having actual statistics via IPs, there's no way he could be wrong.
I hope you Aussies are having fun raging at this game. This American will be having a rockin' good time playing this game in a few days.
>>334904793
Nah its just the truth.
XCX is plain mediocre, i know it must huet to admit but its simply not good
>>334904938
yes, completely correct
good job repeating what i said
>>334904123
><spoiler>Like star wolf </spoiler>git gud
>>334905023
Please stop anon, trust me it's better for you this way. I don't want you to be ridiculed in later life any more than you already are
>>334894809
>>334896275
>>334896984
To be completely fair, Star Fox doesn't really have a great track record. We have the original (still my favorite), an unreleased second game, 64, and part of Assault, and that's pretty much it.
>>334895848
And now it's 477 posts, and only 127 unique IPs. This is a fun thread!
The DS game wasn't that bad.
>>334905242
Roughly 4 posts per ip seems already better than an average forum thread, dunno why this is a concern.
>>334905242
That only confirms autism is an american thing
>>334905413
you really wanna step there?
>>334893631
Man that looks bad. The Landmaster levels worked because it too was on rails, this free-range chicken mode just looks abysmal, like so far short of Nintendo quality it's kind of shocking. Also Devil's Third looks better than this graphically, I mean wow
After all the censorship I've been boycotting Nintendo of America and Star Fox was going to be the acid test as I haven't bought anything else since Christmas, but I can safely say no problem now
ITT: buttblasted secondaries and dumb ASSaultcucks at Bongslam.
>>334904830
Against.
>480 posts
>130 IP's
wew
>>334905413
fuck off, undyingnephalim
>>334905175
Nah its mediocre.
The open world is literally a theme park.
The music is a mixed and on top of it also is way too loud making it impossible to understand the few bits it has of story.
Talking about there story, its paper thin.
There is no real depth to on foot combat as the only viable strategy is to always go full dps.
The party member ai is horrible.
Mech combat is pretty much spamming what is currently off cd.
There multiplayer mode is boring and is just either 1 shot a handful of enemies or spam as much dps skills as you have to damage the boss in 8 minutes both being in a tiny arena.
The online mode also makes grinding even more tedious because it takes literally weeks if you want to get good equipment.
Most quests are just fetch quests(i know there are some good side quests but the majority isnt).
And there are many more issues with the game.
>>334893631
Wow the tone in this game is just... so off.
Its like a soulless husk in a pretty dress.
>>334898373
purge all zootopia posters
>>334893631
so it is basically Star Fox 64 HD REMASTER
no thanks ill pass..
>>334901214
holy kek
>not Andross' Brain
>people assuming this is the true end
>on top of it not being the brain, this is a Platinum game
it's like you guys have never played Star Fox 64 nor a Platinum game
>>334903264
Jesus Christ I cringed.
>>334895848
I doubt they'd shitpost at fucking 8am
>>334906047
He's gone in, Jim.
>>334901402
"fans?"
I don't know what people want from Star Fox.
They don't want more story
They don't want more characterization than just a few quips during gameplay
They don't want any changes to gameplay whatsoever or a different style of game
And now they don't want 64 either
>>334907332
see >>334904958
just GCNfag shitposting, don't fall for it
>>334907332
I want a StarFox that keeps the esence from the ok games but looks and play as a modern one.
In other words just a faster shooter with good story and great atmosphere.
If you play on just the tablet you don't get the BGM for the stages.
Literally whose fucking idea was this?
>>334896064
>Man, I've seen PS2 games that look way better.
make a comparison, anon.
i cant think of any ps2 games with good grafix
>according to peppy, you can edit gyro/motion control options in Zero
why are we bashing this game again?
>>334907332
I want them to improve on what made 64 a good experience. That was the fast pace, memorization of enemies, while also giving me interesting locations that I can shoot shit in and decent boss fights that aren't complete push overs that are simply HP sponges.
That was the best part of Star Fox, if you are actually a good shot, you could down a boss in seconds. But because they realized you could have expert precision with gyro controls, they didn't want EVERYONE to end the boss in a few seconds and ruin 'the experience', so they pulled this bullshit HP bloat.
So once again, modern Nintendo can't into fucking pacing.
I'm confused. How are people playing the game this early? I thought it doesn't come out until Friday?
>>334909065
It got delivered early in the post
>>334893631
i'm not a starfox fan. the only game i ever played was star fox adventures and i really liked that game. i thought it was awesome with the puzzles, that stupid ass dino, and my spear. i think the last boss was different from the game, i can't remember. i also didn't like how you couldn't save after you beat it. but i was young.
this looks alright if this is what starfox actually is. just one of those space shooters? if it ever comes down i'll pick it up.
>>334909189
64 is on the Wii U shop, so it probably won't be particularly expensive there, and it's a good indication of what SF games are like, or think of the Arwing sections where you had to fly through the gates to get to the planet segment
>>334909315
is the one for 3ds good?
>>334909351
It's a remake of SF64 with better graphics, some new stuff (score attack mode, etc). I personally get it over the N64 version.
>>334909518
alright cool. will download now.
>>334908731
>memorization of enemies
Fuck that. That's the worst part of replaying the game. There's no challenge because YOU KNOW where the enemies are coming from and when. All-Range changed that up a bit, but even on-rails should have the same number of fighters but come in from different directions and are different ship types, as often as possible.
As for you "Zero = 64" memers, this might rip off some scenario, but A) there's stuff in here like Fortuna and these weird ass Sectors (Nintendo couldn't be assed to do planets), and B) do you really think THIS is what any classic fan wanted? The same scenarios, some stupid-looking walker design, gimmick controls, no multiplayer, etc.? This is no evolution nor advancement of the series, and it certainly isn't even paced well like SNES or 64.
There are some good ideas in this game, but Nintendo just can't seem to do anything right.
>>334909659
The whole point of Zero is for them to start from scratch from the previous games, and depending on how it did, move on. If it does well, we'll see if they continue Zero with a sequel into new territory.
>>334909804
Well, this certainly wasn't their best foot forward, and rebooting a troubled series is NO TIME to be experimenting.
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