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Last time on the continuing adventures ofFartPrincess: After stealing a diamond and building a robot in her image, our heroine bought some whores and killed the shit out of a bear for no reason. Now she wants to kill the shit out of some goblins
Before her stands the goblin keep, with a goblin guard posted out front. He says that none may pass into the keep of the Goblin King
What will she do? 7 8 or 9 decides.
Kys
>>334735253
devour the goblin
>>334735253
Fuck that goblin.
I leave that to your interpretation.
>>334735253
MAUL THE GOBLIN
CONSUME ITS FLESH
>>334735469
SAVAGE AF
Solve the Goblin King's labyrinth
So do mods not mind gets and rolling if it's for the purpose of CYOA stuff like this? I've yet to see one of these threads/artists get in trouble despite usually having numbers to roll for.
>>334735754
It's not necessarily shitposting if it's done solely for entertainment purposes and is given a logical reason.
Or mods just don't give a fuck and enjoy these too.
>>334735469
That poor goblin had a family to feed.
>>334735469
Jesus
Fucking
Christ.
You pick a key out of your teeth when you're finished. The way into the keep is open.
>>334736385
Walk in gallantly
>>334736385
EAT THE LITTLE GIRLS TOO.
THEN FART.
>>334736385
wear the goblin's head as a hat and parade into the keep, declaring yourself the new ruler.
>>334735469
>>334736549
Great fucking start, guys.
Truly.
>>334736549
Geez, dude. I think your get might have driven OP away.
>>334737649Unfortunately, I'm still here.
>>334736549
Holy fucking shit that was brutal.
Your party is reduced to SISTER FISTER 5001 and yourself. Your belly is full of supple girl flesh and goblin meat. You let out a satisfied fart.
I pray your bloodlust is slaked for now.
In b4 eat the robot.
>>334737753
All the food goes straight to our ass and hips.
>>334737753
Now Dow the goblin as a hat and gallantly walk in
>>334737895
You've gained +50% ass fat! Unforuntately you have yet to gain any artistry skills.
Now are we gonna talk about the shit that just went down because oh my god, what the fuck? What even was that? Are you okay Fart Princess?I'm scared.
>>334738305
fart princess lights a fart and say ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>334738305
>>334737895
Wait.
FUCK
Okay ignore that, gonna draw this one now >>334737907
>>334738479Okay sorry about that, now we can keep the story rolling
You had already devoured the goblin's head, so instead you impale the head of Pippi on your crown and rush into the keep. The Goblins inside were preparing to attack you in a deadly pyramid fashion
But seeing you run in drenched in blood with a child's head impaled on your crown has severely disheartened them.
>>334738305
>What will she do? 7 8 or 9 decides.
> 7 8 or 9 decides.
>>334739519
Sit down and have tea with your new, fearful, Goblin friends.
>>334739519
Kill them all.
>>334739519
Kill everything that moves.
>>334739597
You sit down and enjoy a cup of tea with the Goblins.
They seem too intimidated to refuse. You feel your bloodlust subsiding, at least a little bit.
>>334740459
The tea is poisoned. We're the only ones that drank it.
>>334740459
DRINK THEIR BLOOD
SNAP THEIR TINY HEADS OFF
>>334740889
OH SHIT!
The goblins poisoned you! Your throat is burning and your stomach is in agony!
>>334741543
Stick fingers in throat to induce vomiting.
>>334741543
We turn into the Goblin Princess.
We now rule over the Goblinoids.
>>334741658
You stirr up your innards and puke all over the goblins. You expel bile, the poisoned tea, and parts of the girls and the first goblin all over them.
On the upside, you're no longer poisoned!
>>334742720
beat 2 goblins to death with the table
tell the 3rd to tell the others what he saw here today
>>334742720
The puke makes the goblins grow
>>334742720
Bypass the goblins and move onto the Goblin King
>>334742720
take one of the goblins to use as a weapon,
Challenge the goblin king to a duel.
>>334743437
You enter the chamber of the Goblin King
He stands before you, juggling crystal balls. Rather than a goblin, he's a man in a familiar garb. By which I mean he looks like someone tried to draw David Bowie from Labyrinth entirely from memory in MSpaint.
Disconcertingly, he doesn't seem intimidated by you at all.
>>334744552
Jungle severed heads in unison with him.They're in our ass pocket.
>>334744552
KNOCK THE BALLS OUT OF HIS HAND WITH THE FORCE OF YOUR FART
>>334744552
dropkick him out through a convenient open window, declare yourself the new king
>>334744552
Dance off!
>>334744552
King hypnotize her and start mating with her
>>334745108
You strike a daring pose (Not pictured) and challenge the Goblin King to something you know he can't refuse: A dance off!
The Goblin King chuckles lowly, juggling his balls with one hand. He seems to accept.
>>334745801
We fall flat on our face, but so does the Goblin King.
>>334745801
King hypnotize her to get bigger boobs and fuk her anus
>>334745981
YEAH
FUCK HER DONUT
>>334745801
her fat ass throws her off balance, causing her to lose the contest
>>334745978
In an incredible turn of events, you AND the Goblin King both fall ass over teakettle on your first move and faceplant in what is simultaneously a display of your lack of dancing skills, and my own lack of any sort of artistic ability.
You're both dazed, the Goblin King even moreso because he accidentally bashed his brainpan with those glass balls of his.
>>334746898
We take this moment to devour the Goblin King and BECOME the QUEEN OF GOBLINS.
>>334746898
TEABAG HIM
>>334746898
Break a leg!
Yeah!
>>334746898
G(l)as(s) him
>>334746898
Fucking hell.
Pass out.
>>334746898
Submit.
>>334746898
Jesus Christ am I the only one posting here?
Stand up and go fight again
>>334747038
In one tremendous gulp you DEVOUR the Goblin King, leaving nothing behind but his glass balls. You always did love juggling. And jiggling, if you new THICK form is any indication. That's what you get for eating so many people.
By Goblin Law, killing and eating the last king makes you the ruler, so you can now call legally yourself "Fart Princess, Queen of the Goblins". As far as ruling goes, there's only three other goblins around here so your kingdom is pretty small
Still, you can chalk this up as a quest complete!Alright folks, I'm gonna call it here since the thread's pretty slow and this is a good leaving off point. I'm not sure if I want to continue again sometime, but it might not be for a few days in any case.
>>334748963
Thanks Anon, that was beautiful.
You're getting better too.
Back to the main event...
>>334748715
>>334748963
Draw her fucking one of the goblins, kind drawfag. We need it.
>>334749775
Buddy, you don't want me drawing porn. I'm NOT good enough to draw anything arousing. These doodles are for comedy purposes only
If someone with actual talent wants to draw my smelly little princess, then you'll get your lewds. But I'm not your man.
