Do you prefer your maiden stacked, blind, or made of wood?
Sleepy and CUTE!
BEAR
im a sucker for boobies
>>333422594
BLOODBORNE PC WHEN
>>333422970
You're never going to get it Petition race.
It sucks, but stop getting your hopes up.You'll get it when you get Demon's Souls
>>333423135
he's a sonypony falseflagger u fuckin retard learn your memes
>>333423135
>that spoiler
Thank you Anon for the kind word, I won't lose hope then.
>>333422970
>>333423135
You console-only poorfags are hilarious.
>>333423210
>everyone's a falseflagger even though PetitionRace really wants it
Why else would there be so many Petitions? :^)
BB is overrated as fuck
DS1 and 3 are better
>>333423369
keep on believing consolefag, I'm gonna enjoy dark souls 3 FHD and 60 fps, you can keep beta testing
>Shanalotte is your queen
>you can't fuck her
Shit sucks.
>>333423494
and 2 is best of all
>>333423494
not really
they're all pretty great except das2
>>333422523
>going with cookie cutter girls
>>333422523
Is there an option for a stacked blind girl made of wood? That shit is ultimate waifu material right there.
Not gonna lie, Herald really grew on me. I think it's her accent that gets me going.
Stacked.
>>333423502
>FHD
>>333423801
Isn't it just the same chick that did Maiden, Doll, and fire keeper?
>>333423771
this
>>333423801
And still this. It helps a lot when you play through the game faster and aren't leveling up every 15 minutes. I liked her dialogue that way.
Cute
>>333422523
>not exclusively waifuing pyromancer teachers
if she can't conjure flame, she isn't worth your time desu senpai
>>333422523
Blind and barefoot, please.
I know made of wood is supposed to be doll, but Herald was so boring and bland I thought it was her at first.
With cutefeet
>>333424430
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES
>>333422523
Emerald Herald was blind?
Doll joints. Always doll joints.
>Can't get Emerald Herald's robes
>Female PC is super masculine anyways with the broad shoulders
Nobody is going to miss you DaS2
>>333424430
I want to marry the firekeeper!
>>333422594
CUTE
U
T
E
>>333422523
The one that actually tells me that she loves me.
>>333424810
>DON'T BELIEVE ALL OF THEIR LIES
>>333425069
Fire Keeper is for murder
>Dark Souls comes out on PS3
>PC master race doesn't need consolefag games
>Dark Souls comes out on PC
>PC master race worship it
>Demon Souls is still console exclusive
>PC master race is above sonyshill garbage
>Will jump on the hype train as soon as it's announced for PC.
Truly an endless, vicious circle.
>>333424927
>Female PC is super masculine anyways with the broad shoulders
This is the case in every souls game
>>333422523
objective ranking
maiden > doll > herald
I tried AGAIN to get into dark souls 2
and again I was repulsed by bad world design, double and triple bosses everywhere, and lock-on enemies
and why implement a health bar mechanic that only punishes new players, but is completely harmless to experienced players? isn't 'learning the game' already hard enough for a new player
I'm sorry anons, I decline to git gud at such a bad game
>>333422594
>Sleepy and CUTE and a perfect target for bullying.
Fixed that for you, anonymous.
>>333423494
DaS1 is shit m8 going in gameplay alone.
>>333422523
I thought she was insanely cute. Like when you come back from monster slayin and she's sitting on that rock kicking her feet with that half cocked head, probably humming a song. Cute.
She would be my favorite thus far.
>>333424110
Goodness no. That woman is Evetta Muradasilova, and her voice is pure sex.
Herald is Amy Nolan.
I cannot understand how anyone who speaks English as a first language could ever confuse the two, because Muradasilova's accent is so distinct, so I assume you don't.
>>333425196
>le /v/ is one person argument
>>333424835
No, Black Maiden was
>>333425196
Best Souls games are Demon's Souls and Bloodborne.
Coincidence?
PC has no gaems
>>333425253
Facts
best
You guys that say "cute" are all giant fucking faggots. Go jump off a fucking cliff
>>333425221
Not true, they have pretty feminine figures in DeS, DaS and BB.
Even do the cute knees together stance with some weapons.
Emerald Herald was really just a cum dumpster.
>>333425567
cute
If you genuinely think that Demon's Souls is the best Souls game, then you're a nostalgiafag.
blind a best
DaS2 is worlds above DaS1
>four-directional movement
>ugly as sin with piss-colored DLC
>entire second half after Anal Rodeo is complete ass, worse than anything in DaS2
>>333425802
>Demon's Souls is nostalgia
>>333424430
Firekeeper is cute! CUTE!!!!!!
>>333425567
you just said it
>>333425221
>This is the case in every souls game
That is blatantly false. The way the hips sway, the shoulders are more dainty, especially in Dark Souls 1.
>>333425514
Platform warring is shitposting but you're not wrong about DeS and BB being the best ones.
RANK SOUNDTRACKS:
BB > DaS1 > DaS3 > DeS > DaS2
>>333425802
But I played it the same month I played Dark Souls
>>333423494
BB is rated exactly how it should be rated, as it is legitimately one of the best games to come out of this generation.
I prefer innocent girls from Astora.
>>333425554
>she will never be ur gf
why shouldn't i just pull the trigger
>>333425115
Doll and Herald never lie to you. The liars are the MiB and the Fire Keeper
>>333424430
How is she? Good voice? Is she decent like MiB and PB or is she fucking shit like BEARSEEKSEEKLEST?
>>333426707
good voice, same as Maiden and Doll. Responds if you gesture at her. Has a story arc that's important to the main plot.
>>333422523
I'd blindly put my wood on stacks of maidens.
>>333426330
The Herald is literally your queen of dark. She's using you to free her from the cycle.
The doll is a bit of a stretch but she isn't ignorant of whats going on in Dream
>>333426794
>good voice, same as Maiden and Doll.
OH BBYGod Emmy is such a fucking piece of shit
>>333426302
Lautrec go homeOr stay, I want your armor
>>333427025
The Herald is an artificial queen of dark, though. She was made by Aldia.
>>333422523
Herald is cute but DS2 is a fucking unenjoyable slog that does almost nothing right.
>>333427025
the hell are you talking about with the Herald? she isn't a child of dark, she's one of Aldia's experiments.
the doll is an artificially created waifu, she is literally incapable of doing anything except sincerely supporting every decision you make
>>333423494
I like BB more than any Dark Souls game.
The speed and environment is more interesting. And fuck magic and shields.
>>333425514
DeS and BB are the best ones. I think its just a coincidence that those are the exclusive ones though.
>>333426303
>>333427025
Am I the only one that thinks the Emerald Herald waited long enough until someone came along and carried out her revenge? Kill everything and she's happy, she doesn't give a fuck about linking the flame. I wonder what happened to her after DS2.
>>333425567
cute CUTE!
>>333426794
Please tell me she doesn't literally have the same VA as MiB/PD, she already far too closely resembles a sort of budget-MiB for comfort.
>>333423494
souls games in general are overrated.
>>333427392
BB has magic though.
>>333427862
That voice is made of magical unicorn orgasms, I don't care if she voices every single creature in the game
6 DAYS
POST YOUR WAITING FACE
The Firekeeper is cute!
CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4DBkmzJoI
>>333422523
Golem get ye gone
>>333422523
blind
the FUCK kind of question is that? maiden in black is the GREATEST
>>333423494
Each and every Souls game is utter shit.
>>333427997
Is that a yes or what? I remember it being said she doesn't have the same voice.
>>333428135
>exact same shit the doll did
Yeah, great.
Space magic
>>333422523
Maiden in black is the best.
Second best is Bonfire.
Third best is Doll.
Worst is Emerald Herald.
>>333427025
Hi Vaati :3
Anastacia a best
>>333426707
>BEARSEEKSEEKLEST
What the fuck were they thinking with this nonsense, like 4 fucking lines of dialog everytime you wanna level up and it doesn't mean anything.
>>333428380
>Is that a yes or what? I remember it being said she doesn't have the same voice.
I dunno, I haven't played it yet.
I'd just be happy to hear her again, seeing as souls games are the only fucking thing she's ever done as far as I can tell.
Queen Shanalotte of the Dark...
>>333428097
it hurts
>>333428097
is 6 days enough to play Demon's Souls for the first time?
i just picked up a PS3
>>333429251
If you don't do anything else, yeah.
>>333426330
Wait.
When did the MiB lie?
She and the monumental both tell you that you need to kill demons to get the old ones attention, which you do.
Then you guys get the old ones attention, and I believe that she is actually lulling the old one back to slumber.
Just because her soul description tells you she's a demon doesn't mean she's bad.
Did I miss something?
>>333422523
I rather have bonfire-chan
>Doesn't lie to you
>Always there for you
>let's you chill out
>>333429327
I think she misleads you about what her purpose in getting the old one's attention is or something like that
It's been a long time since I played, I don't remember. Not that guy.
>>333429351
This.
>>333428097
5 days for meee
NZ for timezone master race
I don't care what anybody says, The Emerald Herald is literally perfect in every way.
>>333426231
BB=DaS3>DaS1>DaS2>DeS
DeS would be higher but I can't stand the fake instruments
>>333428097
>>333427583
It's not. Japan Studio is legitimately one of the best developers in the business.
>>333426231
DaS>DS3=DeS>BB>DS2
>>333427025
alsanna still best dark queen though
>>333428970
her face looks fucking ridiculous lmao
>>333429842
>BB that low
>DeS that high
no
I think all of them are pretty cute
>>333429327
MiB WANTS you to lead her to the Old One, so that she can consume it's soul, and finally become the all-powerful, world-eating demon she was destined to be
don't tell me that you ACTUALLY bought the idea that she was just lulling the Old One back to slumber, did you???
>>333430189
Nadalia and Elana did LITERALLY nothing wrong
I got drunk and blacked out on reddit and woke up here. I have the sudden urge to shit post
>>333430371
Only like 5 songs in BB caught my ear
>>333422523
like this
>>333430403
>lewd art of a character
>face and body type are outrageously off
fucking quit this. if I wanted to see lewds of generic big-titted bimbo #9929232921391, I wouldn't take the time to find art of the Emerald Herald.
>>333425347
>>333430845
>rocket league
>>333430853
Sorry
>>333430540
that's what she does in the fucking ending though
>>333430853
>fanart has to be exact meme
>>333430189
>Ivory King was literally so fucking awesome he turned a monster that fed off souls into a waifu so desperate for his cock that she dedicated her life to him and his big ivory dick.
Best King, best Queen. Fucking fight me.
>>333430643
>Elana nothing wrong
wee lad.
>>333429351
>>333431187
Name one thingyou can't
>>333430643
She poisoned Sinh and was hoping to bring an age of wrath and devastation to the surface.
>>333430895
>that look of pure terror and shock
It's seriously one of the best faces a woman can make
>>333431265
>Elana poisoned Sinh
epic meme lad
>>333431251
Poisoning the dragon.
Putting him to sleep, making her King and civilization venerate it, which ultimately lead the Drakeblood knights there which ended Shulvabeing a shit boss as well,
>>333430853
>actual fucking autism
>>333431347
edgy
>>333431170
Name a better/more badass ruler than the Ivory King.
Pro-tip:You might be able to depending on your opinion
>>333424430
Pretty telling that folks like the new Firekeeper better than the Emerald Herald given how much fanart there is of her thus far.
>>333431412
Sinh was always a poison dragon, it's why Elana worshiped it in the first place.
Drakeblood Knights were sent by Vendrick to fuck shit up, nobody in Shulva had anything to do with them appearing
>>333431170
>Alsanna ends up freezing Eleum Loyce and standing eternal guard over the city, even after you mercykill her husbando
>just because it's the right thing to do
>>333422594
All this waifu posting of her makes me regret buying th game
>>333431504
facts aren't edgy anon
Which one was the best?
>>333424430
A whole lot better than bearseekseeklest
>>333431617
>Sinh was always a poison dragon, it's why Elana worshiped it in the first place.
RETARD ALERT
The poison being released restored Sinh to purity. Elana and her hex maidens were singing to it and filling that shit up with poison and evil.
>>333431579
TELL ME ABOUT THE FIRE KEEPER
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK?
>>333431906
The one from Ivory King
Yuria the witch
Just sits there alone in the nexus with her books <3
I'd even take her after she got infused with the adjucator's soul...heh.
>>333431906
Nadalia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXrNCChTYew
>>333431949
epic bloodborne callback, because DaS3 is all callbacks.
>>333431906
Alsanna
>>333432046
>Sticky White Stuff
>>333431886
>S&W tl will never be finished
>>333432003
need the original art for shanny or at least artist name
>>333425347
H-how are we sure she has a puffy vulva?
>>333432046
>I'd even take her after she got infused with the adjucator's soul...heh.
wut
is this somethin that happens
or is this a reference to that fuckin one comicpost that comic
Don't mind me, just posting the best final boss theme in the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9dNrmGD7mU
>>333431170
To be fair his competition was weak
>Sunken King dies like a bitch
>Iron King is a greedy asshole who turns into a demon to escape his mortality
That said turning a fragment of Dark into his perfect waifu and burning himself to stop the Chaos in its tracks was based as fuck.
>>333428097
The wait is tormenting my soul.
>>333430540
But she does and then the main character becomes a monumental.
>>333432324
how is /v/ keeping busy for the next 6 days?
>>333432301
The Iron King was a fucking coward anyway.
>>333422523
>implying I need a maiden to level up.
I wish the other games did the Dark Souls approach instead of using an npc to level you.
>>333428097
>>333432301
>tfw no Alsanna in DaS3
it would have been so easy, too. make her an Ice Magic teacher or something and have her redpill you on Chaos
>>333432464
>the PPG reboot is Teen Titans Go: PPG edition
just lolsorandumb my shit up, Cartoon Network
So lore wise who was the most powerful out of the playable characters in soulsborne?
>>333431779
People posting cute pic of a boss made you regret buying the game ? I don't get it.
>>333431886
It is pretty edgy bro
You can be with her forever and ever and ever.
>>333432602
it's been nearly 20 years. It's time to move on.
>>333432281
it's the comic, just search "sinner's souls doujin"
>>333422523
I am hypster and would prefer a giant maiden, like Gwynevere
>>333432645
Hunter > Ashen One > Slayer of Demons > Chosen Undead > Bearer of the Curse
>>333432391
I've bought some other games this month just to keep me away from all the spoilers and gameplay already out there.
Even when playing other games all I think about is Dark Souls 3.
Browsing /v/ probably doesn't help as most of the spoilers I've seen have come from here.
>>333432742
wew
>>333423837
>stockings ripped that much
WHY the picture WAS almost perfect.
>>333432704
you're waifu isn't real
>>333424430
What the fuck is with this series and it's impeccable ability to generate immaculate waifus that you just want to hug and love and fuck for eternity with every installment??
>>333425728
>das des and bb
NO, NO AND NO.
They all have shit proportions for females senpai, sorry.
Yet, in das 2 and bb you can make some pretty females though( read faces)
>>333433014
why is Quelana literally, objectively, the Best Girl in DaS1?
>>333428869
>THOU SEEKETH
>THEN TOUCH
It's okay when DeS does it!
>>333428097
>mfw I feel like leaving an hour early that day so I'm not stuck in traffic.
>>333433093
100%
best level up waifu
>>333425842
that's a weird torso is she part snake?
>>333422523
How aboutautistic
>>333432763
seems pretty accurate to me although I don't know the Dks3 protag's power level.
Good Hunter is definitely on top and cursed, piece of shit rotting undead shouls definitely be on the bottom. he would literally fall apart in a fight with the hunter.
/r/ that comparison picture I saw in one of these threads a while ago. The one that compared Maiden, Bonfire, Herald and Doll.
>>333433193
DaS3 spoilers belowshe eventually gathers the courage to re-connect with the Fair Lady, overcoming her PTSD, and they live together as a family, dying side-by-side
>>333433181
Are you fucking retarded? You can level up while she's talking, and that tiny dialogue at the start is way faster than four lines you have to mash through every time.
The worst is when Emmy is sitting down and you talk to her, she takes like five minutes to pick her fat ass up.
>>333433093
Not even the best sister.
>>333432763
>Ashen One
Is that really the player character name? I thought early info called him the Dark Hero
LEVEL UP WAIFUS NEED TO FUCK OFF
I WANT TO LEVEL UP/CHECK INVENTORY/UPGRADE/ AT ANY BONFIRE I FUCKING WANT.
DAS 1 DID IT RIGHT GOD DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333433443
Ashen One / Unkindled One is the name that the firekeeper uses, so most go with that
>>333425802
I'm fine with people calling it the best even if I don't agree. What get on my nerve are people calling it the hardest soul, when it's by FAR the easiest game of the saga.
>>333433360
Are you fucking senile? She does the prayer while you're leveling up but you still have to go through two lines of dialogue and the menu to get there, same as the Herald.
>>333433328
Here you go. Delivering some hard facts
>>333433559
>Emmy
>two lines of dialogue
Yup you're retarded
It literally takes twice as long to level up in DaS2.
>>333428097
>>333433525
but that's BB, anon
>>333428097
I prefer minespidery and dieing from blight
>>333433703
>GRANT US EYES
>>333433658
It takes even longer to level up in DeS when you consider you have to FIND the damn bitch first.
>>333433436
>puppets shall not suffice
>let us resolve this with scissoring
>>333433598
>implied sex toy
I thought it was implied that you mix her semen blood with your regular blood. Nothing sexual with that.
>>333433093
>lonely ara ara christmas cake
>sexy sensei who's clearly all kinds of tsundere for you
>she's fucking gorgeous out of her robes, and only marginally less so in them
>is very helpful and teaches you many useful pyromancies
>is quite strong, but still vulnerable and helpless enough to need you
>tragic backstory, confides everything in you showing the deep level of trust she's placed
If it were up to me, I'd have made her my wife. Only Priscilla comes close.
>>333433796
Good point. If she drinks blightpus you know she'll swallow anything.
>>333433889
No i think Gerham >implied that other hunters used her as a sex doll. And he doesnt care if you do as wel.
>>333433998
>this land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind
what did she mean by this?
>>333433823
>kos or some say kosm
http://strawpoll.me/7300242
>>333433598
So Doll is the chipper one, MiB is the more neutral one, and EH is the perpetually depressed one.
How would they be like in a sit-com?
>>333425567
shitposter-kun a cute CUTE!!!
>>333433998
Rhea is better
>>333434082
She's a lying cunt that's what.
>>333432993
You may be correct but i dont accept your correction
>>333422523
FireKeeper is cute!
qt
>>333433489
>bonfire warping available from the start
>>333434165
>>333434082
>Mutated hollows
>Birdman monstrosities
>Wheel skeletons
>Half a zombie dragon
>All these monstrosities and more do nothing but try to murder you the second they notice you
>She says everyone there is nice
>She literally tells you to jump off a fucking cliff
No idea how anyone could appreciate her as a character past sex appeal
qt3.1415926/10
>>333434143
Not too sure about that, but I can tell you now, the bonfire will probably have a very explosive personality.
>>333434368
well, they're friendly to HER
and she's not lying about the cliff escape
>>333422970
Why are PC gamers so obsessed with a console game series?
>>333428097
Who else /takingoffwork/ here?
>Playing through Dark Souls again before DS III releases and finally doing a full run with all the bosses
>Tfw level my character too well and end up killing Manus, Kalameet and Artorias without dying (well, besides the time you're forced to die to Kalameet
I don't remember the DLC being that short. Also can't wait for DSIII to come out to have a new game to play.
>>333434573
QUICK, whats a good excuse to at least take off early that day?
>>333433387
I always feel a bit sad everything I kill her.
>>333433387
>fall in love with a fragile, angelic maiden who just so happens to be half spider demon
>be so moved by her purity and selflessness that you dedicate your life to protecting her and trying to cure her illness, which she contracted by the way saving many sick and dying people
>sell your soul for her and become a darkwraith just to help ease her pain as it is the only way to acquire sufficient humanity required to heal her, and hopefully cure her eventually though you know the chances are slim at best
>but time after time again get stomped, crushed, beaten, humiliated, and sent back to your own world every time you try to get her the humanity she needs
>after countless defeats you finally realize how useless you are to her, and that all of your struggling and suffering never helped anyone in the end, much less the woman who captured your heart
>lose all hope, then curl up and die in her chamber alone and unloved where you are only remembered as a withered corpse carrying a set of armor that no one uses
>even after all of the countless struggles, battles and hardships on her behalf, in the end she never even knew you existed due to having lost all of her senses long ago
It's doesn't get much worse than this.
>>333434705
>well, besides the time you're forced to die to Kalameet
???
>>333434705
>forced to die to Kalameet
Wut.
>>333426231
DeS>DS1=BB>DS2
The thing I liked about the Demon's Souls soundtrack was that it didn't use the same annoying choir for every song like DS1. Also last time I checked, the other games don't have the Tower Knight theme.
>>333434705
You got gud. Prepare for DaS3 to be really easy.
>>333434757
Tell them DS3 just came out and so you need to leave because your mom just died.
>>333430853
FUCKING
THIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>333434705
>>333434806
>>333434810
You don't need to die to Kalameet. You just need to enter his arena and have him fly past breathing fire in order for BowBro to shoot him down for you.
>>333433271
CUTE!
>>333434806
>>333434810
Hang on, I looked it up and I'm retarded. Apparently all you've got to do is see Kalameet fly by in the gorge, you don't actually have to go down and get killed by him. I thought it was a Seath the Scaleless type deal.
>>333433271
If I took that mask off would she die?
>>333432667
It's cringy
>>333422523
I prefer herHOT
>>333435183
You learn something new everyday anon.
Can I do a second playthrough of ds2 in six days?
>>333435447
If you play nothing but DS2 then yes.
Is there a way to get the Firekeeper's tiara?
>>333435447
Probably.I sure as fuck can't. I cant bring myself to farm Loyce Souls anymore.
>>333435270
Maybe it the thread shit for you, but I don't see how it could make the game less enjoyable.
>>333430895
> AND YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT PLAYING DEAD
wooden(and male)
>>333435585
>farming Loyce Souls
you poor bastard
>>333435694
>male
trash.
>>333422970
I've tried and tried to think of things other than Bloodborne that I could rationalize buying a PS4 for. I can't I just can't.
Seriously thinking about asking my friend to borrow his while he's wrapped up in finals at school just to play Bloodborne.
