giant bomb vive launch thread, TEN (10) HOURS OF VR edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OknS2wfHi9E
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
Where's Ryan?
>/v/ says VR will be worth it
>turns out it's a meme
hi guys do you want me to look something arbitrary up for you?
What a mess, what an absolute mess.
My heart fell for the hype but my wallet did not. Thank G-d.
>>333326485
The tech is cool but no games
Nice game VRtards
>>333326585
He's right.
>>333326410
We need more cute kids playing VR.
>>333326545
Boy that puppies face pretty much encapsulates how I feel about dogfuckman.
>>333326545
>>333326545
>Thumbnail looks like he's putting a gun in his mouth.
>retards in the chat defending this shitpile of game
Why are video game consumers so stupid?
what went wrong
>>333326686
if only
>>333326663
Fuck off faggot
>>333326736
>Pros: backed by facebook
>>333326585
If he wanted a shithole that had nothing to do with videogames then /v/ was the right board.
>this is all stuff you can do with a Wii U
is this a bigger insult towards nintendo or VR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUcshsGSao
>>333326585
>/v/
>video games
premium kek
>paying $800 for Grandma's Footsteps
>bringing in rorie
>not nina
this is garbage
>this is all stuff you can do on the wiiu
>>333326736
>Pros: Backed by Facebook
hahahahahahahAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>333326736
>Pros: Backed by Facebook
this is actually pretty cool, needs more game modes though
>>333326820
the joke is on the consumer
Honestly the current game doesn't look bad.
>>333326736
>PSVR
>High-end
Is that's high end I really don't think there is a low end
>>333326820
VR.
This is literally the kind of shit you'd get on NintendoLand.
>>333326736
>asterisks for requiring a PC
>Nothing showing that PSVR requires a PS4
No bias here, nope.
>>333326736
>backed by facebook
>a pro
>>333326898
>>333326736
>backed by facebook
>pros
>>333326898
>>333326389
Hell
HURR DURR vr is not social
They need to show it from Jeff's view
>>333326897
I mean, considering the egregious amount of money you have to put towards the others, and the fact that everything we've seen is dogshit graphically, what really is "high-end"?
>>333327026
it better not be
>>333326820
>>333326856
it goes to show that:
1. VR/the Wii U are gimmicky and not palatable to 90% of people
2. VR has been done twice before with the Wii and Wii U
3. Nintendo could have done something like all this three years ago but didn't because lol no third party support
>>333327026
This really is Wii U shit, but instead of passing the Gamepad, you're swapping this headset.
>>333326792
>>333326859
>>333326861
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>>333326980
more like BLACKED by facebook amirite
edit: wow thanks for the gold stranger
>>333326585
lol /b/ is everyone's first board
>>333326585
at least he's keeping it real
when can I fuck a waifu in VR
Do the graphics have to be this bad in VR?
>>333326898
>fuck it I'm out
>>333327237
Speak for yourself you little shit
>>333326663
holy fucking skeleton, someone feed this kid
>>333327314
yes because the graphics have to be rendered twice for two screens. Like mirrors in games
>>333327324
>>333321923
>cant wake up
I am accustomed to Witcher 3 levels of Polish but I am experiencing ET.
That is the problem.
>>333327314
No.
It's just that most of the games are quick cashgrab made in a day.
>>333327314
It's western indie devs man, this is all we're going to get.
Are they using the Facebook PC for this shit or did they build their own VR rig given their quicklook PC wasn't that beefy?
>>333327586
they're using the pc facebook sent. Has a 970 and an i5 I think
>>333327490
is jap indies any better? its all just cell shaded anime shit
>>333327586
Did they get to keep the Facebook machine? I got the impression it wasn't even any better than what they already had at the office
>>333327586
I believe it's the same PC Facebook sent them.
>>333327586
facebook pc
Strategy games were the kind of games I've wanted to see in VR.
>>333327237
lurk moar newfag
fucking redditors coming straight to other boards is the worst
>>333327314
The minimum specs (290 or 970) aren't gonna be able to do 2x 1080p @90Hz with high res textures and post-processing.
This looks p bad tbqh
>>333327237
kill yourself kid
>turn based 3d VR rts
Is it really the best they came up with?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiYuq6Ac3a0
I guess VR games are another decade away
>>333327675
I mean, I can't think off the top of my head a western indie game that looks as nice as Astebreed did.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOLDEN AGE OF PORN
MONITORS ARE FINISHED
TRASH YOUR MOUSES
BURN YOUR KEYBOARDS
>$14 for this bland shit
>>333326485
>listening to /v/, ever
>>333327805
Yeah this is fucking terrible.
NEXT
>>333327839
They'll be alright by 2020. But I don't think games are gonna be the forte for this thing anyway. I see it fit well with social stuff like Second Life.
>>333326291
So is the Vive absolutely destroying the Occulus like everyone expected?
>>333327865
>>333327839
I WANT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW. IF IT'S NOT RIGHT NOW, IT'S NEVER.
>333326291
Is there anyway to reduce the jittering of the ingame representation of the controller. And lesser so the screen?
Did they just not set a proper dead zone or is i just limitation in the technology?
>>333326291
>>333327805
This is the most action thing we saw so far.
>>333326291
>another e-celeb thread
when will this giantbomb cancer end?
>>333328015
I AGREE
>What if we make a shitty TPS
>but it's VR
>>333327970
Yes.
But software is dogshit.
At least this part can be fixed.
>>333327970
Not really. The wagglan and the room-scale is the big difference, and hardly any games use either effectively. It's basically the same shit. VR is not for games.
>>333327970
Pretty much. The Vive has better optics, tracking, controllers on launch and isn't trying to lock everything down to a store platform.
>>333328015
my dad has pancreatic cancer. if I don't get vr soon I won't be able to afford it asshole
>>333328061
when jeff dies or has a child and moves on with his life
>>333327839
It's been "ten years away" for like 30 years now
It's never coming until there are no goggles
>>333328056
Space Pirate Trainer, Budget Cuts, and Hover Junkers had way more than that you shitter.
>>333328056
You forgot the stealth game and the one with the ships.
>>333328145
why won't you be able to afford it?
>>333328078
And charge it 30$
>>333327865
But anon, every age is golden age of porn.
>>333328015
I mean, if you're going to pay so much fucking money, some promptness would be nice. Especially since early adopter retards have to buy it early and get burned hard if this thing is ever going to take off.
>>333328214
i'll shoot myself
>>333326681
>burglary tips
Rorie really is the timid bandit.
>>333326681
>Rorie literally just gave jeff a "burglar tip" live
>>333328150
>moves on with his life
What the fuck else would he do?
>>333328056
Can you blame him? He's fighting against an autistic skeleton. I would do the same.
>>333328214
chemo costs money as do funerals
when someone dies that's probably $10k/day for ICU care, as well as another $15k for the actual funeral and burial itself
>>333327679
It has a better processor/gpu than the one they already built a couple years back.
>>333328284
how does shooting yourself make you not able to afford it
are you gonna spend all your money on bullets?
>>333328192
Do you know about when was hover junkers? I want to see them play it
>>333328305
Be your child's bitch for 18+ years.
>>333328332
>chemo costs money
Only if you live in India or some other third world shit hole
>>333328145
i don't want to get a job
>>333327839
I might not have another decade in me.
>>333328332
>chemo costs money
>ICU costs money
what sort of third world country do you live in? do you also have data caps on broadband?
Once PS VR is out and all the first party support it'll get will literally BTFO the competition because its a dedicated gaming platform
>>333328409
Drumpf 2016!
>It doesn't know my body
>Not like I do
>not like YOU do
>>333328305
he works at CBS, he could probably be a local weatherman or "tech" news anchor
but then again CBS sold CBS radio because commercial radio is dead, so who knows
>>333328302
Good advice though.
>>333328497
lol
its funny that you truely believe that
>>333328496
Dumb yurocuck.
>>333328497
Remember PS waggle a few years ago?
Move? Motion or something?
Yeah, that really took off
FREEDOM
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>>333328332
>not having socialised medicine
>>333328332
>hospital and chemo costs money
>>333328496
US and yes I have a 128 gb cap
Jason should have killed the stream on that.
>>333328497
>PS VR
INTERNET DELETED
>>333328496
fuck you asshole
>>333328648
>yes I have a 128 gb cap
Wait, do americans actually have caps on broadband? It's just a meme, right?
>>333328305
being a tech consultant for a politican or think tank
the real money is in scamming jews out of their money and jeff has enough "experience" where he could do it
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>>333328586
are you telling me the vive is better than sony vr? we get h games like Summer Lesson while vive gets this indie crap
>>333328663
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>>333328617
>Get free Healthcare
>still cry about slightly higher priced video games
based british museum saving vidya
>>333328374
Yeah, live that gamer lifestyle, man! Stay free and true!
800$ vr is not for mobile games. Pisses me off that they're marketing it as that. its for sims, and industry. its going to become a niche market.
>>333328730
Certain areas and ISPs yeah. But complete capitalism is great, and we should leave everything to the corporations, the free market will definitely pull through.
>>333328730
AT&T made me upgrade my cable modem and my package if I wanted to keep my mom's old landline number. So now I have data caps. I don't ever hit it though because I don't watch much youtube/twitch/netflix anymore.
>>333328808
>pay taxes and don't use half of it on military
>americans think this is "free"
good job retard, stay cucked
>>333328730
It's so that Time Warner or Comcast can gut you for more money by charging you extra when you go over the cap or convince you to upgrade to business class internet.
>>333328832
huh
>>333328842
They need to recoup costs somehow. Consider your money as donations to fund future VR development.
>>333328496
>>333328409
>>333328615
>>333328617
Americans subsidize medical tech research and development
show some fucking respect assholes
Finally... I can play marble madness......
>>333326751
please do not bully the pupmolester
>>333328920
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>>333328865
Wait, so why do so many Americans hate government interference then? Do they literally enjoy being told that they have to stop using the internet or pay more?
>>333326291
I feel like I already lived through endless hours of VR bullshit I don't care about after listening to last week's podcast.
No more, please.
Man these jaggies.
>>333328964
Cancer patients should not worry about how much the treatment is going to cost. It's just wrong.
I'm getting motion sickness
>>333326839
more please
>Shoes on table
BARBARIANS
>>333329169
The poor shouldn't be allowed to live
Legit question since I don't really have a stake in this VR shit, I think it's all trash that will be forgotten before too long anyway. Why is PSVR even more doomed than the shit I'm looking at right now? The tech clearly isn't being used very competently, aside from a very thin amount of games like maybe Elite, so all the horsepower the Vive has is just squandered. I just want to play a video game that seems like it would actually be fun, and I'm sure as hell not seeing that much in Oculus or Vive.
>>333328409
>>333328496
>>333328615
fuck off commies
Why do Vive's shitty indie games have so much more framerate problems compared to Oculus shitty indie games?
WHY MAKE IT VR AND THEN TURN THE CAMERA FOR YOU?
>>333329169
Remember to pay your premiums, goy.
SKEET SKEET
>>333329242
PSVR has all the games and a wider potential market. It's winning this gen, for sure.
BRAD BTFO
>I've pretty much watched everything they have to offer at launch today
>>333329169
Literally every living being is a cancer patient.
>>333328615
>his medicine talks and goes to parties with other medicine
Fucking faggot.
My medicine is introverted like me.
Blacksmithing game when?
>>333329259
>spends more on healthcare than any other country
>calls others commies
>>333329315
This and also the PS4 is 60% more powerful.
>>333329259
>video doesnt end with blue shirt reking red shirt
fuck everything
My issue with these motion controllers is that they would get old real fast, you wouldn't really want to wave around your arms all the time. All the best input options require minimum effort, like a mouse or controller where your motions are amplified.
>>333329259
>glug glug glug
That's all I hear with your massive health care industry dick in your mouth
I am baffled as to how anyone in their right mind would look at a piece of revolutionary technology and say they weren't interested.
It's like you forgot about the Wiivolution.
>>333329459
He would get chimped the moment he made a move.
>>333329478
They also still look really twitchy.
>>333329259
Is that that dude from madtv?
>>333328894
Seriously though stop crying about higher game prices. We don't fucking care.
Haven't seen anything too interesting today but I'd actually really like to try this mini golf game
>>333329587
The truth is that you can aim your hand things wherever, and it'll still register a block.
It's not a game.
It's playing pretend
>>333329507
>There isn't a 'vowel' in my name its just Max
>>333329259
>qt3.14s laughing at him
VR fishing when?
20 BUCKS FOR VR MINIGOLF
0
What are people thinking
>>333329587
because im not a dev and the consumer aspect so far is way too overpriced and limited for it to compare to the average game
>Can't look down with Viive
Shit tier. VR dead.
>>333329653
Why would I cry? I can afford it since I don't pay half of my inheritance every time I break a leg.
>>333329587
I stood in line overnight for the 'wiivolution'
I remember
this looks nice
>>333329597
worth it
>>333329448
super charged pc, of course its more powerful, pckeks get mini games while psvr gets amazing new experiences on full fledged games, cant fucking wait
#4theplayers
#sonyalwayswins
>>333329684
>womyn
>qt
>that music
I have become the comfy.
>>333329587
The consumer aspect of what they have showed is shallow as fuck and I'm not sure how much you can tinker yourself with it as a private person.
>Forgot about this
>Only joined now
Fuck. Did they play anything worth a shit that justifies V.R. yet?
>>333329057
it was the same way with landline phones/DSL service
As long as it just werks I'm content. I dropped all my cable TV so my bill is only about $75/mo for broadband and a landline phone. Basic cable in my area is $150/mo, with the packages my mom wanted another $50. I'm saving over $2400 every month because I dropped it though I have a data cap now.
>>333329754
Do you remember playing Wii Sports for months while your friends played real games?
This looks like the best game yet what the fuck
>>333329885
Nope.
>Dan will never press his ass up against your nose and let a wet juicy fart rip
>>333329169
yes they should because it means they will be pickier about which insurers and which hospitals/outpatient facilities they choose.
>>333329507
Fuck, this image made me feel just as retarded as these people. I had forgotten the name of consonants for a moment.
>>333329923
yeah it honestly does, they've been playing since 9 AM and this is the first non shooting gallery game that seems fun possibly.
>>333329885
>2016 launch titles justifying VR
Please.
>>333329894
Days, then I just stopped playing wii.
Damn, they're probably about to finish and I just got here. What did I miss?
> Minigolf too seriously
>>333329862
There is a Boston in England.
>>333329885
jeff seemed very positive about budget cuts, he said "its the real deal"
>>333329885
I wish, I've been watching since 10am.
I wish Rorie would just shut up.
>>333330028
It's the VR equivalent of the Wii, except that no one will buy it.
Just waggle your way to victory no matter what.
>chip and pin cards
nobody has these and they really do suck since they take so long and are so confusing
>>333330038
coming from a community manager who apologizes for saying gypped
everything looks like shit and is boring after 10 minutes. nice future
>Chip Cards
Fuck yes I hate these fucking cards.
My bank send me one when I didn't want it and shit is so inconvenient
>>333329885
There are some good things, but not enough to justify $800. Or even the price of just the games themselves.
Make the music stop
>>333330052
But Boston doesn't sound particularly english, and why would burgers know about the uk Boston before the city? nothing happens in the uk Boston.
>>333330157
>I wish Nina would just wrap those luscious thighs around my face
>americans having problems with chip cards
holy shit
>>333330203
>typing 4 numbers is confusing
are you literally retarded?
>>333330340
The previous track was great. Well, this one's fine too.
>>333330274
Wait, americans don't use chips and pin codes? What, do you draw on paper or some shit?
VR is a fucking joke. There are seriously people that think this is the future of gaming. Keep falling for these retarded gimmicks.
God they were all so buttblasted about that pedo bitch being fired from Nintendo on the bombcast today. It was hilarious.
>>333330415
>needing to type numbers
I should be able to just slide my card and go like it always has been
>>333330384
capitalism doesn't want to spend money where it doesn't produce an immediate profit
stores are perfectly capable of using their old ass machines to slide shit
>>333329885
Not a single thing.
Hong long since them stream is up ?
I have it on background for hours.
>>333330147
Holy shit what? Are they any good?
This really is just like mini golf.
>>333330447
They were invented in Canada and they couldn't implement them in the US due to patent bullshit.
>>333330447
got a debit card not too long ago and it was just a normal card and a pin, I just got my chip card yesterday so i haven't used it yet but pretty sure you dont use a pin with it
>>333330497
They're sour.
>>333330478
sliding is pleb shit
contactless master race
>>333330447
Most poor people still use checks because debit cards will get stolen while they can't apply for credit cards. Most Jews use checks as well since it's easier to organize their expenses.
middle class/rich people have magnetic swipe cards
>i hear thats good
>based on a book
SHUT THE FUCK UP RORIE
That minigolf shit looked fun. I'd imagine playing drunk minigolf with Jeff and Ryan back in the day could have been p great
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>>333330543
wait, so you slide the cards and then use the pin?
>>333330494
Like 7 hours.
>>333330497
There's no way you're serious right now.But if you are, green apples are the best. They're sour instead of sweet.
>0.6% spend 90% of the revenue
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>>333330349
wtf perv
>>333330494
About 10 hours
>>333330627
Yeah, but not at all stores for me. For what ever reason places like Walmart or Target i dont have to use my pin code but at 7-11 i do
>>333330580
>americans still use checks
oh god this shit writes itself
