Console-tan Tuesday.
There needs to be more 2DS and Vita playing together
>>333305870
Second for Genesis and SNES!
Would you help a sick Jaguar?
>>333305870
PS4-tan is cute and sexy!
How about a Vive and Oculus thing.
dunno if thatd be unique or something with PC
AAAAAWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLLL THE POOOOOOWWWWUUUUHHHH
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
Woah.. so this.. is the power.. of NEETs..
DESTROYER OF CONSOLES
PC
>>333306057
I'd try but cats hates pills.
CUTE
>>333306286
This is the reason webm was created.
>>333306286
>>333306415
Cancer.
>>333306286
I want to love 2DS inn the butt
x for failed hardware
Who are your top three console-tans?
>>333306754
Not, Video, and Games.
>>333306754
Genesis, 3DS and PS2.
DS is a runner up.
>>333305870
these thread are stupid
>>333306754
Xbone, GBA, and SNES
>Searching for 3DPD porn
>Find a girl wearing sweat pants and a hoodie
>She looks and is acting like Tomoko
>So basically Vita
>She has 2 videos of masturbation.
>With and without dick
I think I found nirvana
>>333306697
Then, you wanna do this?
3 number instead of 1 to make it faster.
>>333306972
Post link or you're a faggot
>>333307095
Jaguar
>>333307095
2DS should be the protag!
>>333307095
Uh oh. This might be bad for the thread because of rolling, but at least you're trying to make it quick.
>>333306697
I'm confus.
>>333306754
I really love SNES. Xbone and PC right behind.
![Doubt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YB20U14.png "Doubt[1].png")
>>333306972
GET POOPED ON GENESIS
>191 images saved to my console-tan folder
>None of them are put into sub-folders nor specifically named
I need to get around to that sometime. All my other folders are organized so neatly.
>>333307323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panasonic_Q
>>333306876
>>333307195
OK found it!
repost from a thread a few weeks ago
>>333306754
playstation 4, 3ds and genesis, not considering the OC my brother did the other day
>>333306972
Sauce or die.
>>333306972
cool. tell me morei'm serious
>>333307583reminder that genesis looks dumb
>>333307323
A gamecube that was able to play dvds. Came out late into the gamecubes life and thus didn't sell that much
>>333307947
The best.
I feel like taking a stroll in the booru for things. Has there been many lewds, lately?
>>333307904
How is she still alive?
>>333307706
>>333308283
STOP IT, SNES, LEAVE GENESIS ALONE!Genesis has bigger boobs and a bigger ass!
>>333307746
>191 images
None of my shit is tagged or anything, just all thrown together in one console-tan folder.
>>333308525
but thats WRONG.the latter is, anyways.
Never forget
>>333307179
Atari Jaguar is going to a quest today, but first she needs a mission. What mission she should accept?
>>333308717
Caught gobblingPC's Mice.
>>333308717
She should play Doom!
>>333308716
>QUADPENTAS
Holy shit, I always liked that pic but this is just great.
>>333308702
Genesis is all boobs, SNES is all hips and ass.
Both are perfect.It's not like Genesis couldn't work out her ass and get a bigger ass that way.
>>333305870
GBC tan is so cute
So i just made a really short animation about xbone waking upIt's made on that 3ds thingDon't expect much quality
>>333309181
I assume you mean GBCam
I still want to see a short comic about PC giving Vita XCom: Enemy Unknown+
>>333306286
you faggots better know what this is referencing
http://www.homestarrunner.com/firstbook.swf
>>333309239
I'm not seeing it, post it if you will
>>333309369
same
>>333309308
I want tohug creey bone
>>333309425
Sorry, i went for a snackNo bully
>>333306286
>The PS4 has a cinematic 20 fps. It was 9.5 out of 10.
that part kills me,
it actually seems like something from early homestar
>>333308717
Console murder.
>>333309239
Where?
>>333309593
kawaii~
>>333309593
Pretty cute.
>>333309343
Hell no, GBColor tan is too gay, even for me.
Glad I got a Dreamcast yesterday too.
>>333309593
That's cute.
>>333309360
Well obviously, there's no canon and artists will draw the tans' proportions differently all the time.Usually I just go by what's most commonly drawn as being what's the most "official".
>>333309593
It's cute! Jiiiiii~
>>333309593
It is cute,buly bully bully
Sorta off topic but this seems like a good place to ask, does anyone have the comic about thick girls
Why is SNES depicted as a child, when she's older than most of the other characters?
>>333306754
Xbone
Genesis
PC
>>333309792
Nothing wrong with a little gay.
>>333309757
>>333309790
>>333309842
>>333309860
>>333309894
Th-thanks
I'll put more effort next time
>>333310007
Because she's cuter that way. Same for why Wii-U is a milf when she's younger than SNES.
>>333308348
i don't know, i don't really browse it that much.
i usually just collect vitas.
>>333305870
I don't get the fourth panel.
Those are Gameboy, Pocket, Color and?
Why is the camera in her ass but her arm is broken?
Is the loli Camera-tan?
>>333310104
>expansion pack.jpg
>>333310007
older consoles and handhelds are often depicted as children while newer/stronger ones are adults. overall there isn't a canon, it's up to you to imagine them as whatever you want!
>>333310189
Fourth panel is GBA SP. Her arm's broken because lol shoulder buttons. She's wearing the camera on her ass because that's literally where the SP wears it.
>>333310189
>Why is the camera in her ass
>>333310189
The loli is Gameboy Pocket. She was just given the camera because none of the others claimed it yet. Pic related for fourth pa-
>>333310398
I was just about to post that.
I want to draw something but I don't want to think, so I guess I'll try to take suggestions again.
>>333310230
>that 64 pic with expand dong barely visible on the background
I got banned for posting it once and then lost the pic, anyone has it?
>>333310181
she's just so cute, i can't handle it
>>333310530
how about a Genesis/SNES high five?
>>333310596
Raid PC's closet, he'll have his copy in there somewhere.
>>333310596
She goes to the Nintendo Mansion where PC is hanging out, to find her copy of Doom.
>>333310596
Steal a copy from pc
>>333310596
The Japanese must be responsible for this.
Seize and interrogate their console-tans, starting with the SNES and Genesis.
I love my Vita.
>>333310596Borrow SNES' copy.SNES' runs worse than Jag's does.
>>333310791
Body pillows aren't enough for Vita anymore, she needs those life size human pillows now.
>>333310530
Playstation and Xbox playing with toy cars together, in symbolism of the impending PS4/XB1 crossplay for Rocket League.
>>333311039
yes please
>>333310530
Gamecube sitting in one of those photon chairs from PSO.Maybe chair racing in the lobby against Dreamcast.
>>333311039
I don't understand.
!!!!this thread need lewds!!!!!
>>333311315
>chair racing
Now that's nostalgia. Holy fuck were those great times.
Do this, please.Do you do lewds~?
>>333305870
Finally something involving best girl
>>333305870
GBC is cute with a hat.
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Kirby is eating everyone edition.
>>333306754
2DS, Vita and Wii U
>>333305870
>tfw when PC/xbone is basically canon thanks to W10
lewd
>>333311737
They're brother and sister, silly.
>>333311737
Good brothers share things.
Bad brothers take the others things and break thema.
>>333311873
I want to update all over Xbone's butt.
>>333311673
This room is a mess.
All this GBC love, this is a good thing.
>>333312053
>>333311752
cute
So what would pic related imply for the tans?Did PS4 just submit to PC?
>>333312182
handjob.
>>333307095
the toaster pc guy
>>333312182
blowjob
>>333312182
anal
>>333312678
Damn nigga you slow
>>333311752
Oh my god this is too good. Like holy hell.
>>333312182Deepthroat with cum through nose.
>>333310398
>Not posting it first hand while other tans watch
Are you stupid?
>>333312182intense hand holding
>>333313196
No, just lazy.And I don't own an SP or Gameboy Camera.
>>333313196
congratulations shinji
>>333305870
so uh
someone mentioned gamecube-tan getting squished into a box shape, anyone got the comic of that?
>>333313196
This shouldn't expand dong.
>>333312261
>>333312735
>>333312792
>>333313157
Each post is progressively lewder.Someone draw it.
>>333312941
I'm not sure about the details, I just saw the post on my >Facebook, but I'm gonna laugh my ass off if one day Bloodborne comes to PC. I'll shitpost thread after thread about it.
>>333313420
but it does
>>333313428
oh gosh that's cute
>>333306754
vita
ouya
wii u
>>333313560
Top tier taste, friend.
>>333313560
Vita is the best
>>333313549
>wii u
>miitomo
This has potentialfor more /ss/
>>333310596
Is drawfag kill?
>>333313791
>ince/ss/t
That's too fucking lewd, I need that.
Crab smells
>>333313312
Who's Shinji? Is this a meme I don't know about? I just started collecting systems a few months ago.
>>333313791
>>333313892That was actually supposed to be Cell-tan. She's trying to sneak her way into Nintendo's lifestyle.She's friends with WiiU because they both wanna /ss/.
>>333313892
Not incest, you dolt.Shield is a prime candidate
>>333310596
>>333310789
they are trying to escape.
>>333314109
Maybe they all bond over with Cell and one thing leads to another and you have the gamepad's stylus stuck on the 3ds.
>>333314061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>333314138
>>333314061
Congratulationson ya new arrival
>>333314138
HOOOOOOOOOH BOY
>>333314082
I see it now that you mention it.
>>333314243
Fuck, that's creepy
>>333314197
BLAST PROCESS AWAY! But maybe Jag can still catch SNES?This is very cute.
>>333314197
Jaguar falls down a manhole.
>>333314197
Chase after them, but trip over a pebble.
Alright, post one drawing request.Don't expect anything big tonight.
>>333314197
SNES and Genesis try hiding inside FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>333306754
Vita, 3DS, and Xbone.
>>333314197
SNES and Genesis turn around and pin her to the ground.
>>333314569
SNES and Genesis, post-retirement.
>>333314569
Genesis and SNES sleepover?
>>333314569
How about some Cell-tan action?
>>333314569
nes pls
>>333314569
NES/Famicom in swimsuit or bikini.
>>333314569
Vita gets congratulations on her get.
>>333314197
why would genesis want doom?
https://youtu.be/g2oyweqZ7WM
>>333314061
Just wait til you enter the world of dev hardware collecting.
Trust me, the autism I have is something g you should never try and experience. Once you begin, you cannot stop.
The ps1 alone has 4 dev stations, and then throw in any other dev thing like graphics board, debugging board, disc emulator board, PC controller adapter, parallel io adapter (its like a game shark but was actually a developer unit and that shit will kill your wallet alone - assuming you even find one)
The dev hardware is sexy as fuck. Matte black ps1 and matte black ps1 controller? Holy fuck my dick.
Please take my word for it, stick to just normal system collecting. Don't take the gateway drug that is dev hardware. You'll never ever leave.
>>333314197
She catches up and ties them to each other.
>>333314197
SNES and Gen trip Jaguar, Jaguar gets hurt and cries, Gen and SNES try to make her feel better
>>333314061
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangelion
Use Google next time.
>>333314778
Let me do you a solid and share this work of art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brBQVcf37Xc
>>333314569
Not a request but did this ever get finished?
I keep seeing all those console-tans, but what about console-TRANS ?
>>333314806
Nah, just give me the systems consumers could own. I care not for the dev versions.
>>333315041
I know Shinji and NGE. I just didn't think it was about that.
>>333314569
Vita, but maybe happier. like if she became popular and didn't become a depressed shut in.
>>333315053
Now I want to see Jaguar listening to this with an ahegao face.
>>333315148
ask for em on tumblr
>>333315148
that's the NX, it's a combo handheld/console
>>333315148
Tumblr is the other way.
>>333315148
TRANSformations?
>>333314806
>matte black ps1
>>333313196
Congratulations!
>>333315297
Jaguar Doom music was good, but Jaguar couldn't run the game well. IIRC, SNES is the worst port of Doom; low frame-rate, small and locked resolution, the music wasn't too good. Genesis had the best music of any console port of that generationnot counting D64 since it's not a port.
>>333315041
>I'm not done catching pokemons?
Reminds me of Crystal in Pokemon Adventures
>>333313663
>>333313713
thank you
>>333312182
PS4-tan spreads the lewd
>>333315148
>>333306286
it's so cute thx anon
>>333312053
Stop
>>333315586
Not my most recent but here
>PS3 - DECHA00A (Debug/Test PS3)
>PS1 - Black (NetYaroze, Hobbyist dev system)
>PS1 - Green (Jade Green IMO) (DebugStation)
>>333307095
you better fucking give us a link
>>333315841
\ ^ /
Holy mother, what tag do I need for peeking clits?Is this JADF?
>>333315954
>>333315954
>netyaroze
i remember the demo disks came with something called like that, it was the ps1 amateur dev games equivalent?
>>333308469
>applying logic to fetishes
>>333315841
>That clitoromegaly
>>333315783
who would be the Yellow of the tans?
>>333308469
The Gamecube was durable as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWnoOjP9IA
>>333316809
That, plus who could actually draw something so cute in pain, regardless of it being fetishy stuff or not.
I recall a story about the psp and vita that some anon wrote with a similar premise.
>>333316185
Thats not even the best part
DevStations were Blue
Slimline PS1s had kits as well that used a Fat Shell and had all the main components of an original PS1 (just with a changed power supply of course)
PS2 kits are fucking retarded and theres more than 60 variants for no fucking reason. A PS2 Reference Tool is fucking huge, a PS3 Reference tool is even more fucktardedly huge.
Pic related, a DVT-4, an Xbox devkit
Look how fucking steamy this shit is, devs got amazing perks.
PS1 had it best, Gamecube had some amazing colours too (Mario Red, Luigi Green, DK Brown)
>>333316609
it breaks the bank but its what i have to doif anyone wants to make anything relating to dev hardware i can absolutely give guidance.
>>333316809
How would we translate Nintendium into the tans? Abs of steel? Unbreakable will? Professional boxers?
>>333317070
Remember two years ago when these threads had PS4-tan as an unattractive, bitter rube who was getting styled on by everyone, but then Sony blew everyone the fuck out, so console-tan artists had to begrudgingly reflect this?
>>333317070
They're invincible anyway
>>333317262
PS4 was never drawn unattractive. People did, however, knock her design until JADF and Bake started drawing her.
>>333317262
Do I remember anons on /v/ being massive Sony defensive fanboys? I sure do.
>>333317048
Can these devkits accelerate the process of developing functional emulation?
>>333316801
If Red is PC then Yellow would be Red's secret lover:PS4
>>333306286
>That PS4
Kek a lek
>>333317262
I always thought of her as perfection.
>>333317221
Glad that's on the booru. Saved.
>>333317319
Invincible or FUCKING invincible?
>>333317559
i was thinking more on the personality side of things. PS4 acts more like Blue/Green/Leaf
>>333315954
D-did just ruined that PSX writing /v/ on it?
>>333317575
Heh
I gotta play corpse party again
>>333317373
>>333317362
She was noticeably less attractive than other characters (smaller breasts, not as tall, not as moe), and there were a lot of cancer comics with her crying and saying things like
> B-B-BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COOL CONSOLE
or garbage like that. 2014 /v/ was filled with Wii U fanboys.
>>333317705
In that case, I don't know.
>>333317601
FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I think I know what Vita-tan story an anon above is referring to, it was pretty funny and lewd as fuck
>>333317469
Yes and no
Thats a really loaded question unfortunately.
Yes in the sense that they can be weaker or stronger security wise depending on what you do
No in the sense of, since its not retail hardware, there will have to be a lot of testing and such to make sure you can make it work with retail hardware as well
>>333317724thats a signature by keiji inafune. theres plenty more kits of this kind so hate me all you want, but im happy as fuck about it. brought that fucker to a con and his panel just to get it signed. he had a moment where he looked at it for a bit to remember the good days. that or because he hasnt seen one in fucking 20 years
>>333317262
But she is a shit tan, anon.
No one likes a cocky brat.
>>333317559
Im making a comic where GCN-tan and anon money match in melee. But anon doesnt want money but "the goods".
He gets to do more to gcn-tan depending if its a 2stock, 3 stock, or 4stock. It will probably end in BALLS DEEP ANIMAL ANALFUCK, cause thats how it feels to get 4stocked.
Also who would GCN-tan main?
>>333317881
Her tits got bigger but that's the only change, which, evidently, was all that was needed for people to stop saying her design was shit. She's still the same general height and still mocked for not being as great as Sony claims.
Why are manchildren so intent on getting a wank out of /v/? You know there are other boards for this right?
Hey I'm willing to do some simple requests while between customers. Post tan references if you can, can't look it up on mobile and keep it sfw
>>333317048
Do what you love, friendogot a email? I wanna see more.
I did the hood too big but whatever. Good enough for me
>>333318018
>Keiji Inafune
RUINED
Still though, that's pretty interesting.
>>333318018
Oh, nice. His signature looks like a styled "/v/".
>>333314569
>>333314684
maybe bossing around the raspberry pi tan?
>>333318207
SNES >>333310181 with her hair fashioned into a ponytail like in >>333316801
>>333318207
Intellivision in an outfit matching the model 2
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Intellivision_-_white_background.jpg
I wanna be smothered by PS4-tans tits!
>>333318230[email protected]
>>333318326
it's neat honestly. Didnt realize his sig was like that
>>333318274
so be it. the deed is doneWE NEED MORE WARDROBE COMBINATIONS
>>333318207
PC and Toaster having a boxing match, with a perspective similar to Punch-Out? (Toasty being "Mac" and PC being the huge opponent.)
Don't worry if that's too much.
Reminder that every time you plug your charger into your portable console-tans that you are raping them
make sure you have consent before plugging their sweet socket
>>333318207
Vita wearing something nice
>>333318207
Virtual Boy wearing a sweater.
How do I improve?
>>333318620
this
>>333318674
>Tfw charging my phone from the laptop right now
>>333317070
Since we're talking about Japanese consoles, probably unbreakable will and determination. Like: "I can't stop working now!" "Everyone is counting on me!" and all that stuff.
>>333318862
practice practice practice
>>333318523
That email is pretty fucking creative and kek-worthy, pal.
>>333318863
>Sometime, I run so hard
>I overheat!
>My daddy taught me how not to overheat by sharing someone elses RAM
>will you RAM me?
>Id be right happy too!
>>333318862
Just keep at it. I use zenbrush and it really helps because you can only undo one step back or forward. Gets you to think more about what you're doing
So there's regular PC-tan and then there's Toaster PC-tan.
Why isn't there a Potato PC-tan?
>>333318620
Here's a Punch-Out ref. Super Macho Man is the best character for PC to be styled after, since they both love flexing, showing off, and being muscular.
>>333318207
Genesis-tan gloating to SNES about having the best Doom console port.
And then, sometime later, SNES gloating to her that a Nintendo system has Doom 64
>>333319186
Most of the heat comes from processors, not RAM.
Lack of RAM isn't a cause of overheating.
>>333319291
>>333319045
this
i draw like shit but refuse to improve and will never get bettercolour wise im fine, linework im garbage. theres a genesis with a bulge that i drew. go find it
>>333319087
I have some others that i have just to make new Mega accounts with. Such include things like BiggestLongestNoodle
>>333319186
>
>>333319087
>somebody did a clean render of my Dio
Im flustered.
Ill be at the flockroom later today, so tune in if you want some console tan requests. Or gardevoir thats cool too.
>>333319394
>Not lying to toaster about how to get good specs so you can fuck it
plebs, I swear
