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Console-tan Tuesday.
There needs to be more 2DS and Vita playing together
>>333305870
Second for Genesis and SNES!
Would you help a sick Jaguar?
>>333305870
PS4-tan is cute and sexy!
How about a Vive and Oculus thing.
dunno if thatd be unique or something with PC
AAAAAWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLLL THE POOOOOOWWWWUUUUHHHH
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
Woah.. so this.. is the power.. of NEETs..
DESTROYER OF CONSOLES
PC
>>333306057
I'd try but cats hates pills.
CUTE
>>333306286
This is the reason webm was created.
>>333306286
>>333306415
Cancer.
>>333306286
I want to love 2DS inn the butt
x for failed hardware
Who are your top three console-tans?
>>333306754
Not, Video, and Games.
>>333306754
Genesis, 3DS and PS2.
DS is a runner up.
>>333305870
these thread are stupid
>>333306754
Xbone, GBA, and SNES
>Searching for 3DPD porn
>Find a girl wearing sweat pants and a hoodie
>She looks and is acting like Tomoko
>So basically Vita
>She has 2 videos of masturbation.
>With and without dick
I think I found nirvana
Then, you wanna do this?
3 number instead of 1 to make it faster.
>>333306972
Post link or you're a faggot
>>333307095
Jaguar
>>333307095
2DS should be the protag!
>>333307095
Uh oh. This might be bad for the thread because of rolling, but at least you're trying to make it quick.
>>333306697
I'm confus.
>>333306754
I really love SNES. Xbone and PC right behind.
GET POOPED ON GENESIS
>191 images saved to my console-tan folder
>None of them are put into sub-folders nor specifically named
I need to get around to that sometime. All my other folders are organized so neatly.
>>333307323
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panasonic_Q
>>333306876
>>333307195
OK found it!
repost from a thread a few weeks ago
>>333306754
playstation 4, 3ds and genesis, not considering the OC my brother did the other day
>>333306972
Sauce or die.
>>333306972
cool. tell me morei'm serious
>>333307583reminder that genesis looks dumb
>>333307323
A gamecube that was able to play dvds. Came out late into the gamecubes life and thus didn't sell that much
>>333307947
The best.
I feel like taking a stroll in the booru for things. Has there been many lewds, lately?
>>333307904
How is she still alive?
>>333307706
>>333308283
STOP IT, SNES, LEAVE GENESIS ALONE!Genesis has bigger boobs and a bigger ass!
>>333307746
>191 images
None of my shit is tagged or anything, just all thrown together in one console-tan folder.
>>333308525
but thats WRONG.the latter is, anyways.
Never forget
>>333307179
Atari Jaguar is going to a quest today, but first she needs a mission. What mission she should accept?
>>333308717
Caught gobblingPC's Mice.
>>333308717
She should play Doom!
>>333308716
>QUADPENTAS
Holy shit, I always liked that pic but this is just great.
>>333308702
Genesis is all boobs, SNES is all hips and ass.
Both are perfect.It's not like Genesis couldn't work out her ass and get a bigger ass that way.
>>333305870
GBC tan is so cute
So i just made a really short animation about xbone waking upIt's made on that 3ds thingDon't expect much quality
>>333309181
I assume you mean GBCam
I still want to see a short comic about PC giving Vita XCom: Enemy Unknown+
>>333306286
you faggots better know what this is referencing
http://www.homestarrunner.com/firstbook.swf
>>333309239
I'm not seeing it, post it if you will
>>333309308
I want tohug creey bone
>>333309425
Sorry, i went for a snackNo bully
>>333306286
>The PS4 has a cinematic 20 fps. It was 9.5 out of 10.
that part kills me,
it actually seems like something from early homestar
>>333308717
Console murder.
>>333309239
Where?
>>333309593
kawaii~
>>333309593
Pretty cute.
>>333309343
Hell no, GBColor tan is too gay, even for me.
Glad I got a Dreamcast yesterday too.
>>333309593
That's cute.
>>333309360
Well obviously, there's no canon and artists will draw the tans' proportions differently all the time.Usually I just go by what's most commonly drawn as being what's the most "official".
>>333309593
It's cute! Jiiiiii~
>>333309593
It is cute,buly bully bully
Sorta off topic but this seems like a good place to ask, does anyone have the comic about thick girls
Why is SNES depicted as a child, when she's older than most of the other characters?
>>333306754
Xbone
Genesis
PC
>>333309792
Nothing wrong with a little gay.
>>333309757
>>333309790
>>333309842
>>333309860
>>333309894
Th-thanks
I'll put more effort next time
>>333310007
Because she's cuter that way. Same for why Wii-U is a milf when she's younger than SNES.
>>333308348
i don't know, i don't really browse it that much.
i usually just collect vitas.
>>333305870
I don't get the fourth panel.
Those are Gameboy, Pocket, Color and?
Why is the camera in her ass but her arm is broken?
Is the loli Camera-tan?
>>333310104
>expansion pack.jpg
>>333310007
older consoles and handhelds are often depicted as children while newer/stronger ones are adults. overall there isn't a canon, it's up to you to imagine them as whatever you want!
>>333310189
Fourth panel is GBA SP. Her arm's broken because lol shoulder buttons. She's wearing the camera on her ass because that's literally where the SP wears it.
>>333310189
>Why is the camera in her ass
>>333310189
The loli is Gameboy Pocket. She was just given the camera because none of the others claimed it yet. Pic related for fourth pa-
>>333310398
I was just about to post that.
I want to draw something but I don't want to think, so I guess I'll try to take suggestions again.
>>333310230
>that 64 pic with expand dong barely visible on the background
I got banned for posting it once and then lost the pic, anyone has it?
>>333310181
she's just so cute, i can't handle it
>>333308717
>>333308961
>>333310530
how about a Genesis/SNES high five?
>>333310596
Raid PC's closet, he'll have his copy in there somewhere.
>>333310596
She goes to the Nintendo Mansion where PC is hanging out, to find her copy of Doom.
>>333310596
Steal a copy from pc
>>333310596
The Japanese must be responsible for this.
Seize and interrogate their console-tans, starting with the SNES and Genesis.
I love my Vita.
>>333310596Borrow SNES' copy.SNES' runs worse than Jag's does.
>>333310791
Body pillows aren't enough for Vita anymore, she needs those life size human pillows now.
>>333310530
Playstation and Xbox playing with toy cars together, in symbolism of the impending PS4/XB1 crossplay for Rocket League.
>>333311039
yes please
>>333310530
Gamecube sitting in one of those photon chairs from PSO.Maybe chair racing in the lobby against Dreamcast.
>>333311039
I don't understand.
!!!!this thread need lewds!!!!!
>>333311315
>chair racing
Now that's nostalgia. Holy fuck were those great times.
Do this, please.Do you do lewds~?
>>333305870
Finally something involving best girl
>>333305870
GBC is cute with a hat.
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
Kirby is eating everyone edition.
>>333306754
2DS, Vita and Wii U
>>333305870
>tfw when PC/xbone is basically canon thanks to W10
lewd
>>333311737
They're brother and sister, silly.
>>333311737
Good brothers share things.
Bad brothers take the others things and break thema.
>>333311873
I want to update all over Xbone's butt.
>>333311673
This room is a mess.
All this GBC love, this is a good thing.
>>333311752
cute
So what would pic related imply for the tans?Did PS4 just submit to PC?
>>333312182
handjob.
>>333307095
the toaster pc guy
>>333312182
blowjob
>>333312182
anal
>>333312678
Damn nigga you slow
>>333311752
Oh my god this is too good. Like holy hell.
>>333312182Deepthroat with cum through nose.
>>333310398
>Not posting it first hand while other tans watch
Are you stupid?
>>333312182intense hand holding
>>333313196
No, just lazy.And I don't own an SP or Gameboy Camera.
>>333313196
congratulations shinji
>>333305870
so uh
someone mentioned gamecube-tan getting squished into a box shape, anyone got the comic of that?
>>333313196
This shouldn't expand dong.
>>333312261
>>333312735
>>333312792
>>333313157
Each post is progressively lewder.Someone draw it.
>>333312941
I'm not sure about the details, I just saw the post on my >Facebook, but I'm gonna laugh my ass off if one day Bloodborne comes to PC. I'll shitpost thread after thread about it.
>>333313420
but it does
>>333313428
oh gosh that's cute
>>333306754
vita
ouya
wii u
>>333313560
Top tier taste, friend.
>>333313560
Vita is the best
>>333313549
>wii u
>miitomo
This has potentialfor more /ss/
>>333310596
Is drawfag kill?
>>333313791
>ince/ss/t
That's too fucking lewd, I need that.
Crab smells
>>333313312
Who's Shinji? Is this a meme I don't know about? I just started collecting systems a few months ago.
>>333313791
>>333313892That was actually supposed to be Cell-tan. She's trying to sneak her way into Nintendo's lifestyle.She's friends with WiiU because they both wanna /ss/.
>>333313892
Not incest, you dolt.Shield is a prime candidate
>>333310596
>>333310789
they are trying to escape.
>>333314109
Maybe they all bond over with Cell and one thing leads to another and you have the gamepad's stylus stuck on the 3ds.
>>333314061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>333314061
Congratulationson ya new arrival
>>333314138
HOOOOOOOOOH BOY
>>333314082
I see it now that you mention it.
>>333314243
Fuck, that's creepy
>>333314197
BLAST PROCESS AWAY! But maybe Jag can still catch SNES?This is very cute.
>>333314197
Jaguar falls down a manhole.
>>333314197
Chase after them, but trip over a pebble.
Alright, post one drawing request.Don't expect anything big tonight.
>>333314197
SNES and Genesis try hiding inside FUCKING GAMESTOP
>>333306754
Vita, 3DS, and Xbone.
>>333314197
SNES and Genesis turn around and pin her to the ground.
>>333314569
SNES and Genesis, post-retirement.
>>333314569
Genesis and SNES sleepover?
>>333314569
How about some Cell-tan action?
>>333314569
nes pls
>>333314569
NES/Famicom in swimsuit or bikini.
>>333314569
Vita gets congratulations on her get.
>>333314197
why would genesis want doom?
https://youtu.be/g2oyweqZ7WM
>>333314061
Just wait til you enter the world of dev hardware collecting.
Trust me, the autism I have is something g you should never try and experience. Once you begin, you cannot stop.
The ps1 alone has 4 dev stations, and then throw in any other dev thing like graphics board, debugging board, disc emulator board, PC controller adapter, parallel io adapter (its like a game shark but was actually a developer unit and that shit will kill your wallet alone - assuming you even find one)
The dev hardware is sexy as fuck. Matte black ps1 and matte black ps1 controller? Holy fuck my dick.
Please take my word for it, stick to just normal system collecting. Don't take the gateway drug that is dev hardware. You'll never ever leave.
>>333314197
She catches up and ties them to each other.
>>333314197
SNES and Gen trip Jaguar, Jaguar gets hurt and cries, Gen and SNES try to make her feel better
>>333314061
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangelion
Use Google next time.
>>333314778
Let me do you a solid and share this work of art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brBQVcf37Xc
>>333314569
Not a request but did this ever get finished?
I keep seeing all those console-tans, but what about console-TRANS ?
>>333314806
Nah, just give me the systems consumers could own. I care not for the dev versions.
>>333315041
I know Shinji and NGE. I just didn't think it was about that.
>>333314569
Vita, but maybe happier. like if she became popular and didn't become a depressed shut in.
>>333315053
Now I want to see Jaguar listening to this with an ahegao face.
>>333315148
ask for em on tumblr
>>333315148
that's the NX, it's a combo handheld/console
>>333315148
Tumblr is the other way.
>>333315148
TRANSformations?
>>333314806
>matte black ps1
>>333313196
Congratulations!
>>333315297
Jaguar Doom music was good, but Jaguar couldn't run the game well. IIRC, SNES is the worst port of Doom; low frame-rate, small and locked resolution, the music wasn't too good. Genesis had the best music of any console port of that generationnot counting D64 since it's not a port.
>>333315041
>I'm not done catching pokemons?
Reminds me of Crystal in Pokemon Adventures
>>333313663
>>333313713
thank you
>>333312182
PS4-tan spreads the lewd
>>333315148
>>333306286
it's so cute thx anon
>>333315586
Not my most recent but here
>PS3 - DECHA00A (Debug/Test PS3)
>PS1 - Black (NetYaroze, Hobbyist dev system)
>PS1 - Green (Jade Green IMO) (DebugStation)
>>333307095
you better fucking give us a link
>>333315841
\ ^ /
Holy mother, what tag do I need for peeking clits?Is this JADF?
>>333315954
>netyaroze
i remember the demo disks came with something called like that, it was the ps1 amateur dev games equivalent?
>>333308469
>applying logic to fetishes
>>333315841
>That clitoromegaly
>>333315783
who would be the Yellow of the tans?
>>333308469
The Gamecube was durable as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioWnoOjP9IA
>>333316809
That, plus who could actually draw something so cute in pain, regardless of it being fetishy stuff or not.
I recall a story about the psp and vita that some anon wrote with a similar premise.
>>333316185
Thats not even the best part
DevStations were Blue
Slimline PS1s had kits as well that used a Fat Shell and had all the main components of an original PS1 (just with a changed power supply of course)
PS2 kits are fucking retarded and theres more than 60 variants for no fucking reason. A PS2 Reference Tool is fucking huge, a PS3 Reference tool is even more fucktardedly huge.
Pic related, a DVT-4, an Xbox devkit
Look how fucking steamy this shit is, devs got amazing perks.
PS1 had it best, Gamecube had some amazing colours too (Mario Red, Luigi Green, DK Brown)
>>333316609
it breaks the bank but its what i have to doif anyone wants to make anything relating to dev hardware i can absolutely give guidance.
>>333316809
How would we translate Nintendium into the tans? Abs of steel? Unbreakable will? Professional boxers?
Remember two years ago when these threads had PS4-tan as an unattractive, bitter rube who was getting styled on by everyone, but then Sony blew everyone the fuck out, so console-tan artists had to begrudgingly reflect this?
>>333317070
They're invincible anyway
>>333317262
PS4 was never drawn unattractive. People did, however, knock her design until JADF and Bake started drawing her.
>>333317262
Do I remember anons on /v/ being massive Sony defensive fanboys? I sure do.
>>333317048
Can these devkits accelerate the process of developing functional emulation?
>>333316801
If Red is PC then Yellow would be Red's secret lover:PS4
>>333306286
>That PS4
Kek a lek
>>333317262
I always thought of her as perfection.
>>333317221
Glad that's on the booru. Saved.
>>333317319
Invincible or FUCKING invincible?
>>333317559
i was thinking more on the personality side of things. PS4 acts more like Blue/Green/Leaf
>>333315954
D-did just ruined that PSX writing /v/ on it?
>>333317575
Heh
I gotta play corpse party again
>>333317373
>>333317362
She was noticeably less attractive than other characters (smaller breasts, not as tall, not as moe), and there were a lot of cancer comics with her crying and saying things like
> B-B-BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COOL CONSOLE
or garbage like that. 2014 /v/ was filled with Wii U fanboys.
>>333317705
In that case, I don't know.
>>333317601
FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I think I know what Vita-tan story an anon above is referring to, it was pretty funny and lewd as fuck
>>333317469
Yes and no
Thats a really loaded question unfortunately.
Yes in the sense that they can be weaker or stronger security wise depending on what you do
No in the sense of, since its not retail hardware, there will have to be a lot of testing and such to make sure you can make it work with retail hardware as well
>>333317724thats a signature by keiji inafune. theres plenty more kits of this kind so hate me all you want, but im happy as fuck about it. brought that fucker to a con and his panel just to get it signed. he had a moment where he looked at it for a bit to remember the good days. that or because he hasnt seen one in fucking 20 years
>>333317262
But she is a shit tan, anon.
No one likes a cocky brat.
>>333317559
Im making a comic where GCN-tan and anon money match in melee. But anon doesnt want money but "the goods".
He gets to do more to gcn-tan depending if its a 2stock, 3 stock, or 4stock. It will probably end in BALLS DEEP ANIMAL ANALFUCK, cause thats how it feels to get 4stocked.
Also who would GCN-tan main?
>>333317881
Her tits got bigger but that's the only change, which, evidently, was all that was needed for people to stop saying her design was shit. She's still the same general height and still mocked for not being as great as Sony claims.
Why are manchildren so intent on getting a wank out of /v/? You know there are other boards for this right?
Hey I'm willing to do some simple requests while between customers. Post tan references if you can, can't look it up on mobile and keep it sfw
>>333317048
Do what you love, friendogot a email? I wanna see more.
I did the hood too big but whatever. Good enough for me
>>333318018
>Keiji Inafune
RUINED
Still though, that's pretty interesting.
>>333318018
Oh, nice. His signature looks like a styled "/v/".
>>333314569
>>333314684
maybe bossing around the raspberry pi tan?
>>333318207
SNES >>333310181 with her hair fashioned into a ponytail like in >>333316801
>>333318207
Intellivision in an outfit matching the model 2
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Intellivision_-_white_background.jpg
I wanna be smothered by PS4-tans tits!
>>333318230[email protected]
>>333318326
it's neat honestly. Didnt realize his sig was like that
>>333318274
so be it. the deed is doneWE NEED MORE WARDROBE COMBINATIONS
>>333318207
PC and Toaster having a boxing match, with a perspective similar to Punch-Out? (Toasty being "Mac" and PC being the huge opponent.)
Don't worry if that's too much.
Reminder that every time you plug your charger into your portable console-tans that you are raping them
make sure you have consent before plugging their sweet socket
>>333318207
Vita wearing something nice
>>333318207
Virtual Boy wearing a sweater.
How do I improve?
>>333318674
>Tfw charging my phone from the laptop right now
>>333317070
Since we're talking about Japanese consoles, probably unbreakable will and determination. Like: "I can't stop working now!" "Everyone is counting on me!" and all that stuff.
>>333318862
practice practice practice
>>333318523
That email is pretty fucking creative and kek-worthy, pal.
>>333318863
>Sometime, I run so hard
>I overheat!
>My daddy taught me how not to overheat by sharing someone elses RAM
>will you RAM me?
>Id be right happy too!
>>333318862
Just keep at it. I use zenbrush and it really helps because you can only undo one step back or forward. Gets you to think more about what you're doing
So there's regular PC-tan and then there's Toaster PC-tan.
Why isn't there a Potato PC-tan?
>>333318620
Here's a Punch-Out ref. Super Macho Man is the best character for PC to be styled after, since they both love flexing, showing off, and being muscular.
>>333318207
Genesis-tan gloating to SNES about having the best Doom console port.
And then, sometime later, SNES gloating to her that a Nintendo system has Doom 64
>>333319186
Most of the heat comes from processors, not RAM.
Lack of RAM isn't a cause of overheating.
>>333319045
this
i draw like shit but refuse to improve and will never get bettercolour wise im fine, linework im garbage. theres a genesis with a bulge that i drew. go find it
>>333319087
I have some others that i have just to make new Mega accounts with. Such include things like BiggestLongestNoodle
>>333319186
>
>>333319087
>somebody did a clean render of my Dio
Im flustered.
Ill be at the flockroom later today, so tune in if you want some console tan requests. Or gardevoir thats cool too.
>>333319394
>Not lying to toaster about how to get good specs so you can fuck it
plebs, I swear
>>333314197
>>333314851
ok, and now?
>>333314696
There's your request.
>>333315076
I did try continue that with lines, but wasn't satisfied enough after some attempts.I really want to continue the idea, but urgent distractions can appear somtimes.
>>333319431
Cute.
>>333319485
I want Dreamcast, to celebrate getting one
>Day XX
>Still no lewds of mobile-tan slutting out over shotas
just end my shit now
>>333319560
Ah, okay. That's completely understandable.
>>333319546
Genesis and SNES offer to help her find her Doom.
>>333319546
Cute! Maybe SNES should talk to her and ask if she wants to play Doom with her and Genesis?
>>333317048
are you the guy who leaked battlefront 3?
>>333319690
The problem is so far, the only Shota we have is Shield.
>>333319545
Sorry, I don't lie about whats wrong with computers, I don't work for Geek Squad.
>>333319560
How cute!!famicon-tan seems like an ara ara mother who takes good care of her son
Someone draw that please!
>>333319546
snes eats jaguar whole
>>333317932
Ah yeah, let me see if I can find that. It's on a pastebin I believe.
>>333319690
Do you even use your mobile tan more than others?
>>333319690
/ss/ is a rare treat, not many draw it.
>>333319782
yes but i leave my trip off for this
i need more consoletans in my folders
>>333319815
Chuckled
>>333319832
Famicom is secretly a Mafia/Yakuza leader type.
>>333319810
It can be a faceless or it can just be a shield.
Where are the draw friends when you need them?
I just want some more /ss/ :(
>>333318495
Someone was sperging a bit about the squiggly arms but I think it's great.
Certainly more unique.
>>333319948What's the link to your collection?
I had to get a new PC so I lost the link
>>333319839
>>333319373
>Genesis-tan gloating to SNES about having the best Doom console port
Okay, maybe I should have done my research better before I started to rank the console ports. It was years ago that I first looked at the differences between the early console ports of Doom, and my memory was a bit fuzzy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoAVol9AVf4
>Gen has great music, but capped resolution and a few issues with sounds and frame rates
>SNES had better music than I remembered, but it had pretty bad frame rates and still capped resolution
Fuck, now I have to do more research between the early ports so I can relearn what the differences were.Genesis was still probably the most playable, between SNES, Gen, and Jaguar.
>>333320048
Bananaswag put the link on his youtube about section because he got so pissed off. just go there.
>>333319998
Always good to have such design
>>333319832
>Big breasted
>Wide hips
>both covered by her traditional Japanese dress
>father left years ago
>has her son blissfully lie on her lap
>or cuddles him to sleep>it's her motherly duty to releave her son daily>nursing handjobs to help him sleep>pazuri through the kimono>free use when she's ironing or cooking dinner
Man I wish I could draw
>>333319485
Thing is I really love the flockrooms not only cuz of the good art there but the nonsensical drawings like Chen and Dio, gets me every fucking time.
>>333319901
i want that picture of Lucina
>>333319839
THIS IS OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN THE INCINERATING PRINCESS
CYOA ANON, JUST MAKE THEM SHARE SOME SNACKS OR SOMETHING, PLEASE!
>>333320167
Doom wasn't even for genesis it was for 32x wasn't it?
>draw bullshit moe fetish fuel girl
>name it after a console
NOT VIDEO GAMES
>>333319690
I'd much rather Cell-tan deepthroating GBA-kunto represent the normies who got a mobile GBA emulator to play pokermans
>>333320375
too late
>>333320458
Just like her library.
>>333320236
I want to tug on her arm
>>333320458
These threads tread a fine line between vidya and not vidya.
>>333319839
[Anticipation]
>>333320364
Here you go, anon-kun. Good choice, by the way
>>333320435
Aren't they one in the same? I always thought it was a Japanese/American localization thing, but I'm not familiar enough with Sega's early consoles to know the difference. I just know the games from those systems. But if they are different, then yes, Doom was 32X.
>>333320603
No they don't. Fucking waifufags.
>>333320619
thanks!
>>333320345
Go learn!
You can do it!
>>333320928
Have this too. It was a request someone made for me
Has anyone hereERPdany of the console tans?
If sohow was it?
logs?
We have thick, I repeat, we have thick in the room.
>>333319560
Nice, thanks a lot Potion.
Posting some cute and humorous stuff.
1/9
>>333321203
But who is it? That's the important part.
>>333321339
2/9
>>333321354
We don't know yet.
>>333321463
3/9
>>333320765
32x was an additional add on put in the cartridge slot which they tried to charge $200 despite releasing the Saturn a year later. I was a genesis kid and was pist I never got to play doom because I never had a snes or pc. Despite the Genesis having the 6800, snes had the ability for expansion ram which is how they pulled it off. Snes cartridges really did a lot of the work. It's a shame x86 would kill consoles. Vf was pretty much the first 3d console game and ran at 60fps thanks to Saturn's dual cpus
>>333321574
4/9
>>333321675
4/9
>>333321786
Whoops, meant 5.
6/9
>>333321136
noice
>SNES is ill and takes her medicine
>Genesis decides she needs to one-up her and takes double the amount that she did
>She then dies of an overdose
>>333320345
do you have motherly issues?
somebody give me something to draw
>>333306286
Bit late but what the hell.
http://youtu.be/PwDgiIyXNy0
>>333321902
7/9
>>333320802
M8 i don't like waifushit but these threads make a lot of OC, and OC is the lifeblood of imageboards. Some of it is just cute shit, lewd, or flat out porn.
Then there's the fetishy stuff that is always good for a fap
>>333321931
>>333320345
Go now!
Or
>>333319690
>>333321186yes. it was pretty nice. no logs.
>>333321931
big fat cat tats
>>333321931
Draw Genesis and SNES sharing popcorn at a movie.
>>333321994
8/9
>>333306213
Out of all the riders you fucking picked him?
>>333322025
Who?
What happened?
>the alien
Ayyvry time
>>333320345
Do you have a phone with a stylus? Try zenbrush. I shill it but it's really nice to try drawing when you can't draw.
>>333322096
9/9
Genesis is quite the character.
>>333322107
>Destroyer of Riders = Destroyer of Consoles
>Instead of turning into other Riders he emulates the systems.
I honestly think it fits
>>333321931
2ds being cute, N3DSxl being ragged from having to watch the little hyperactive retardation.
>>333321186
Sort of.I spoke to the guy who wrote the vita-tan flattening story
>>333322107
it's partially an emulation joke methinks
>>333322116
Vita.
sex happened.
>>333321931
PS1 dressed as Lara Croft.
>>333322338Plus when you color his armor green it kinda looks like something Nvidia would make
>>333322220
>>333322096
>>333321994
>Russian Roulette
>Not a revolver
>>333321616
That clarifies things a lot, I had always assumed they were interchangeable. I knew the Sega CD was an add-on, and one other that I just now forgot the name of, but thanks for explaining that. I was a SNES/PS1 kid, and my brother owned an N64 and eventually the rest of the Nintendo consoles.The SNES was originally his too, the PS1 was -my- first console though.
>>333321994
>Russian Roulette
>with a semi auto
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>333314569
PS4 jacking Vitas body so she could user her to pleasure her own body?
>>333322542
Genesis doesn't know nor care.
>>333322542That's the joke
>>333322542
Use snap caps and load them blindly
>>333322542
>Russian Roulette
>Nobody in the room is Russian
>You don't even win a Russian from the roulette
What a shit game.
>>333322381
impact's psx?
>>333322734
I mean, a blank to the head is still going to be FUCKING AWFUL.
>>333322807
Yes please.
>>333322734
>load blanks
>exploding jet of hot gas to the head
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'd rather just be dead.
>>333322824
Didn't like Bruce Lee's cousin die from firing a blank into his ear accidentally?
>>333322824
it can actually kill, yaknow
>>333319839
If i get dubs ignore this
>>333322824
>>333323049
Snap caps are rounds that are just plastic placeholders, they are so you don't fuck the firing pin. Pull trigger, click, eject, and try again.
what the fuck is this gay shit /a/ is leaking again
>>333319839
oh god
why god
>>333323152
Console-tans have been around for two years now I think.
It's hardly spontaneous /a/ leakage.
>>333322989
>Scrapped the teacher design
Man, I really like it too. She looks hot with that hairstyle and clothes.
>>333323061
A snap cap is a device which appears similar to a standard firearm cartridge but contains no primer, propellant, or projectile.
Description Edit
It is used to ensure that dry firing firearms of certain designs does not cause damage. Some snap caps can contain a spring-damped false primer or one made of plastic or none at all, the springs and plastic filled ones help absorb the force from the firing pin, allowing the user to safely test the function of the firearm without damaging the components of the firearm.
>>333319546
>>333319839
1/2
>>333323359
>>333323137
Hm, I didn't know about this.
Learn something new everyday.
>Nintendo is celebrating the creation of Gamecube
>Other Sega systems are giving Gamecube games to have on her system (Sonic Adventure DX, etc.)
>Genesis and SNES arrive and Genesis proceeds to give her gift
>She hands her a cable that fits with her, but seems to have some strange triangle on the other end
>"Wait, what's this for?"
>"So you can give this..."
>Genesis hands Gamecube the Chao Garden GBA minigame to her
>"To your new handheld"
>"But wait, this doesn't work with any already existing systems."
>"That's because he isn't born yet."
>Gamecube stops talking and all of the other systems look at them, realizing why they came together
>>333323414
HERE WE GO
>>333323230
It's a tumorous lump on /v/ that needs to be eradicated is what it is.
>>333323414
SNES WAS A CACODEMON! NOW GENESIS MUST SAVE JAGUAR!
>>333323414
Some sweet /ss/
>>333323414
IT'S HAPPENING
>>333323557
Shoot it until itand Jaguardies
>>333323569
>/ss/ fags
why
>>333323414
>>333323557
Genesis goes full Rip & Tear
>>333323557
Play doom with it.
>>333323439
Yeah, when you buy a gun, the seller might tell you to get them since idiots (myself included) don't know that just pulling the trigger with nothing in it can increase the chance of failure in the times you actually need to shoot.
>>333323557
Doomguy?
>>333323660
RIP
AND
TEAR
>>333323414
>>333323557
TIME FOR GENESIS TO PULL OUT THE BIG GUNS!
>>333323508But Gamecube is younger than the GBA is.
>>333323569
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>333323414
>>333323557
OOOOOOHHHHH SHIT
GENESIS BETTER START BLAST PROCESSING HER FISTS INTO ITS FACE
>>333323557
>Jaguar peeking out of its mouth
Cute.
>Blatant not vidya whyfoo faggotry drawthread cancer
>Still on /v/
So glad mods will delete legitimate vidya threads but keep this shit up.
>>333323557
PS4 unzips and reveals that she's doomguy in disguise, proceeds to rip and tear
>>333323557
Genesis was actually Doomguy the whole time and pulls out a BFG
>>333323152
Hello newfag
Reddit is just around the corner.
>>333323557
>>333323414
Have the REAL SNES show up to save the day
>>333323771
Well, now you understand why I don't greentext that much.Just swap the event being Gamecubes birthday to Sega giving stuff to Nintendo a little bit before GBA is born.
>>333318393
Its busier than I thought today
>>333323956
You're welcome.
It's been more or less established that mods allow these threads, probably because of OC creation. Otherwise these would be deleted on sight like years ago.
>>333323956
>mods delete vidya
>let literally who e-celeb threads remain
Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>333323152
/a/ hates this shit because it's not poorly drawn.
>>333323956
LOL threads are not vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNL5EBdAX1s
This thread took a fun turn
>>333323956
>the same 5 threads are made every day all day even after deletion
>LOL
>its over X is finished
>now that the dust has settled
>actual non-vidya
>nintendrones, xboners, sonyggers mustard race
>console-tan threads only show up once a week
yeah whatever man.
>>333322989
Can confirm that those sweaters are comfy. Warm as fuck too
>>333324007
Cute
>>333324215
Frequency of off topic cancer doesn't mean anything. Off topic is off topic.
Take your whyfoo shit back to /jp/.
>all these people replying
seriously i thought people realized what to do like a year ago after the nonstop shitposting
>The last of the nintendium reserves were used up on the wiimote/nunchucks
>No indestructible 3DS that can be used as a brick in case of emergency.
>>333324007
very cute!
>>333324323
There's been a lot of new people coming to these threads. They'll learn eventually.
>>333324323
Yeah, you'd think after a year of these threads being shitposted the mods would actually do something about it.
>>333324286
>warm
its 81F right fucking now and i still have the logic of wearing a sweater
i want it colder but it just wont happen
>>333323956
Did you get big again, anon-kun¿
https://youtu.be/jpy1FlGKYz0
>>333324364
It's called the 2DS
>>333324482
>2/2
>>333324364
>Not carrying an N64 or a GameCube around in a backpack for emergency use
The GC even comes with a handle for easier swinging and smashing.
she's just fat at this point
>>333323557
RIP AND TEAR ITS HUGE GUTS!
SNESxGenesis is shit
>>333324482
>>333324586
I have the urge to draw PS4 but I just lost my stylus. Have this add-on
>>333323557
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IxZKAdLLHgUnfortunately, there's no video of just a cacodemon or revevant hissing/screaming, so this will have to suffice.
>>333325049
Maybe you should just kill yourself for only being able to poorly draw generic sameface animu shit on the wrong board, and amount to nothing else in life.
>>333306972
this post still mas me mad
Did anyone ever do an FDS-tan? Disc-kun hairclips or bust.
>>333325016
this.
Making Genesis and SNES lovers, is not only weird. But it doesn't fit at all with what happened.
>>333307323
KILL YOURSELVES FUCKING CONSOLE TAN FAGGOTRY FUCK OFF AND DIE.
>>333307149
>>333307625
>>333307994
>>333308138
Oh shit sorry, I needed to do something.
I'll get it, give me a sec.
REMINDER
DO NOT reply to shitposters
>>333325049
that's pretty cute anon
>>333323557
GJ turning around that anons shitty fetish request
>>333325016
No, anon, YOU are shit!
call the number
>>333325449
>come into thread now
>post was added 30 seconds ago
hoo boy, my lucky day
>>333319690
>coat for flashing
But phones can't use flash
>>333325016
I agree, but good luck trying to deal with the shippers, they're impossible to reason with.
>>333325049
Love the smug PS4 face
damn, we're getting close to the 333333333 get. looks like it's gonna happen in about 12 hours. i wonder what shitpost is gonna get immortalized.
>>333325016
Now your gonna tell me Gameboy, Game Gear and Lynx are gonna have a lesbian orgy.
>>333325875
>333333333
Newfag.
Requesting edit of this with 3DS and Vita
>>333325587
w-what happens if I do
>>333325967
l-lewd
>>333325745
Love that drawing.
How popular was the Jaguar, anyway? I always considered it to be one of those "tried and failed miserably" consoles that couldn't even take off.
>>333326082
you'll get the joke
>>333326082
Number for Nintendo's Consumer Service Department.
>>333325519
>>333325787
Thanx have this incomplete nep tan
>>333325967
Now draw her in favicom clothing
>>333325967
I wonder if her voice is the Voice Module
>Her moans
>>333312053
do not this
>>333326041
Someone's already made it, though.;^)
>>333324965
is that moot
>>333326325
post itive requested it before so if it was actually done then i wouldnt be surprised
>>333326320
Has the artist of the thick tan made other stuff before? Seeing those eyes reminded me of one recent tan artist who was really good with drawing and details, but the eyes they drew were so big and uncanny-valley.
>>333325713
source?
>lewd banned
>christian imageboard
how do you people have fun with these threads
>>333326603
Because weebs are pathetic and predictable to anything with sameface animus and shitposting.
>>333323557
>>333323660
FINISH HIM!
T-Tuesday night, Console-tans!
Whatcha:
Eatan
DrinkanPlayan/Watchan
>Meatloaf and Mashed Potatoes
>Dr. Pepper
>OnlyAfro streaming STALKER
>>333326268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjqNCKiv5Fo
This will be her voice
skip to 00:31
>>333326510
I was just lying for the sake of posting the ur a faget, since I don't often have a reason to post that behind a spoiler. But maybe you'll enjoy this instead?
>>333326603
We have fun with cuteposting, funny comics, lots of OC, greentexting, and character building.
>>333326703
USE THE BFG 9000!
>>333326703
Rip out the eye and eat it.
>>333321984
>>333306286
I fucking love it
>>333326580
Dunno, just saved it. It's Kancolle/Kantai collection judging from the girl's hat.
>>333326703
Fucking sick.
End itwith a kiss
>>333326703
you accidentally left a layer on
>>333326793
im glad i could help with posting that
but i have one question for youare you Gutsman?
>>333326703
RIP HIM TO PIECES AND FREE JAGUAR AND SNES, RULES OF NATURE HIS ASS WITH A CHAINSAW
>>333326703
32X music turns on
>>333326570
He's done a bunch in the flockmod and I think he has posted in the threads at some point.
>>333326793
>We have fun with cuteposting, funny comics, lots of OC, greentexting, and character building.
how is any of that fun without lewd
>>333326929
Now the fartfags are here.
>>333326909
>gameBOY
>it's not a boy
>>333326963
http://consoletan.booru.org/
Go fetch anon
Someone better be saving the fucking images for the booru
>>333326703
Genesis pulls SNES from the demon's eye socket, snes is holding jaguar's doom. snes was swallowed up trying to return it to jaguarthey all go to eat
>>333326703
Genesis rips out the eye as the cacodemon shits out jaguar with all the stink
>>333326920No... Me? Never... I'm just your everyday spoiler image!
>>333326963
It's actually a lot of fun when you get involved with other anons. The lewds are great also.
Also, CYOA anon, I fucking love you for this Doom stuff.
>>333327141
You have a scat fetish dont you?
>>333326729
>Eating
Came back from In-N-Out just a bit ago. Now enjoying a fine glass of milk with some cookies.
>Drinking
Milk. Need calciumSo my skeleton body can go grow stronger.
>Watching
Watching Dangerless speedrun Wario World
>>333327006
>playboy
>tomboy
who cares
>>333325967
Slick. She reminded me of that girl from El Tigre.
>>333326729
>Eatan
I had some buttered butterfly shrimp earlier, they were pretty good but I cooked them a bit too long and they shrunk too much.
>Drinkan
Sprite, every day of the week.
>Playan/Watchan
Too busy posting in the thread to play anything, would be playing some FE6. I'm watching/listening to Vinny playing weird games.
>>333327182
>
>>333326729
>Eating
Was gonna make a burger soon
>DrinkingCherryDrPepper
>Playan
Legends 2 PSN release. Works on PSP and Vita as well thank fuck. It's basically a homebrew eboot from the PS1 disc but without the bug that breaks the game (as far as ive seen)
>>333327257
>in n out
Los Angeles based?
Great setup otherwise
any updates on that zone flash?
>>333327540
>CherryDrPepper
Isn't Dr. Pepper already a cherry soda?
>On-live
>It's a spirit (representing the service) that posses a tiny robot boy body (representing the console) and it essentially summons an orange PC-Tan as a STAND
Where is the Jaguar CD?
>>333327540
Nah, I live in Las Vegas. We got In-N-Outs here.
>>333327540
>that image
>>333327740
Ah well was worth a shot.
Been to vegas a few times. was pretty fun for the most part.
>>333327746
youre welcome
>>333327540
I can do this for exactly two more images.
>>333327746
Does it have your mind feeling a little lost?
>>333327938
i havent touched my xbone folder today
>>333305870
>this whole thread
this is the stupidest fucking meme. i want you all to know that.
>>333327952
>Apple logo
>Toast popping out
Fucking great drawing, anon.
>>333328040
What does Xbone look like without the helmet?Would it hurt if she took it off?
>>333327952
I like it.
WHERE IS BEST TAN
>>333326570
yeah I'm used to draw big almond eyes
>>333326729
whoever makes these threads should start the next one with this
>>333327952
Oh that's cool. Found my stylus so I redid smug PS4. I'm off to work
>>333328280
something along these lines
>>333327182
Goddammit you got me.
>>333325916
Make this happen please
>>333328338
PS4 has been posted already. You couldn't have missed her.
>>333328501
Dammit! My HP!
You only got me because the filename was numbers. I name my filenames, and sometimes that hints at the spoiler surprise.
>>333328559
I don't want to feel.
>>333319459I was supposed to be the BiggestLongestNoodle...
>this whole thread
this is stupid! this is dumb! you're all dumb
>>333328776
fuck you
New thread
>>333328769
>>333328769
>>333328769
>>333328769
>>333328776
ok
Zone said he may through in an extra pic or two for extra so I accepted the offer. Any ideas for the pics?
Plus, I showed him the GBA-Kun picture and he asked me "Is he supposed to be Genesis and SNES' child?"
>>333328776
>Tfw family owned a 3DO
It had some fun as fuck games like Soccer Kid, Return Fire, Wolf3D, Canon-Fodder, Horde, and Ice Breakers (I think that was the name, triangle puzzle game).
>>333328946
>Plus, I showed him the GBA-Kun picture and he asked me "Is he supposed to be Genesis and SNES' child?"
I was sure you were bullshitting us before but this seals the deal.
>>333328946
Hmm? Vita, 3DS, and GBC in bondage
seriously are you all gay
>>333328946
Vita and 2ds on a day out.
>>333328946
Gameboy Camera taking pics of herself masturbating.
http://flockmod.com/gallery/index.php?q=/post/view/283759
>>333325621
Yes they can. This isn't 1999 anon. Flip phones almost don't exist anymore. I had a flip phone with flash in 2001
>>333326703
In the end you have played "Doom" so, mission complete, I guess...
>>333330529
we did it
>>333330529
That was cute. You have a blog or something to follow?
>>333328946
somethin with titties
>>333328419
You needed a fucking stylus for that?
GENESISis actually kinda sweet
>>333328559
>"Get your CoD DLC first with me!"
I have bad news, Xbone-tan...
>>333331506
Yeah, with just my finger I can't see the lines and I don't want to fuck up my only undo. Never said I was an upgrade, just redone.
![Doubt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YB20U14.png "Doubt[1]")
![[Reginald Intensifies].png](https://i.imgur.com/5SE4tkJ.png "[Reginald Intensifies]")
![[Agitation Intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jd6yUSP.gif "[Agitation Intensifies]")
