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NO VEGETABLES ON BURGER MASTER RACE
>tomato
>vegetable
>being a picky eater who is too beta to order shit how you want it
But I suppose it's because they know how fucking stupid a grown adult must look saying "no vegetables, please. i don't like them". Faggots.
>touching your food without taking your dirty gloves off
>>332972875
But vegetables gives it the freshness before the warmth of hot cheese and beef.
t. burger expert
>>332973540
>tfw my best friend won't eat delicious chicken curry I made cause it has carrots and onions in it
That guy is a real faggot sometimes
>>332973638
>touching your food without taking your dirty hands off
>>332973838
I can understand carrots but fucking onions?
This thing is the miracle of vegetables next to potatoes.
>>332973872
>touching your food
>>332973540
I go in and ask for no vegetables or cheese.
I usually see the people slink off and talk shit about me to their co workers.
>>332973838
i'd eat your curry, anon
>>332973980
>food
>>332972875
I didn't notice he was taking it out and putting it on Ignis' tray instead of his own, that's awkwardly cute.
tomato, lettuce, cheese, bacon >>> mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions >>>>> PICKLES
At least he didn't put ketchup on the burger. Only manchildren do that.
...you aren't manchildren, right /v/?
>>332972875
Why are they so depressed?
>not getting onion rings
>>332974043
>hating pickles
Suck on mine.
Fuck vegetables on burgers, they're just filler.
Blue cheese
Bacon
Mushrooms
THAT is a fucking burger.
>>332974134
>pickles
gay faggot
>>332974019
th-thanks
>>332973380
They're a fruit in name only. Like pumpkins, they fit the technical definition but nobody in their right mind would ever put a tomato in a bowl of fruits.
>>332972875
i always knew this game was chuni fujotrash
>implying
>>332973949
Is potato even a vegetable. Isn't it a tuber or some shit? So is a carrot though.
>>332974193
>mushroom
>in burger
u wot
I bet you put pineapple on your pizza as well.
Why do Japs and Americans love burgers but Europe hates them?
>>332972875
I got a chicken sandwich from Wendy's the other day from my coworkers when he was in the hood and they put a shitload of mayonaise on it. It was disgusting.
>>332974193
That is some top-tier burger taste, m8
>>332974193
>No caramelized onions
A swing and a miss
>>332974084
Perish the thought.
>>332973380
botanically fruit, agriculturally vegetable
>>332974193
mah nigga
>>332974294
burgers are where mushrooms belong
>>332972875
I only go without tomatoes.
Fuck tomatoes.
>>332972875
Why does people put vegetables on sandwiches anyways? It's not like it makes them taste better.
>>332974193
Add sauteed onions and you're tolerable.
THE PERFECT BURGER vvvv
>TOP BUN
>LETTUCE
>TOMATO
>BACON
>PATTY #1
>CHEESE
>PATTY #2
>PICKLES
>CONDIMENTS
>BOTTOM BUN
>God tier
tomatoes, red onions, grilled onions, American cheese, ranch
>goodtier
Barbecue sauce, thousands island, ketchup
>shit tier
Everything else
>>332972875
Is that nigga giving him a sal-ad? That's happenin'.
>>332974296
You're misinformed. Europe (except maybe the french) love burgers, although some tsundere /int/-posters want to make you believe otherwise.
>>332972875
What is your deal anyway? Can't your toungues appreciate the flavors mixing?
>>332972875
>tfw the game is gonna be terrible
can't wait for all the tears
>Some people unironically think vegetables are gross and should be picked out of food
How? I don't fucking understand. I'm a fat fuck but I absolutely love vegetables, especially when paired with unhealthy shit like a greasy burger.
>>332974458
Go away spongebob
>>332974473
>American cheese
>ranch
>thousand island
>>332974458
>no condiment on top bun
Why halfass things?
If you don't like horse radish or at least fucking lettuce on your burger you have to be some sort of werewolf.
>>332973380
Are you claiming that a tomato is a fruit?
>>332974193
Add some sliced grilled radishes to that.
>>332974458
Melted cheese is better
>>332972875
And this is why he ended up a manlet
also why OP is a manlet
eat your vegetables, no excuses
>>332974498
And then you wonder why gaming is shit
Cause you people WANT everything to be shit
Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce, Mayo, Onion, Pickle master race.
>>332974514
They never try one. You can thank shit like cartoons for this
>>332974438
Texture. Lettuce for a crunch. Onions add flavor. Tomato adds juice.
>>332974545
American cheese was designed for burgers.
Hell, it should be renamed burger cheese.
>>332974438
It does. It makes them fuller, jucier and the textures becomes much better. Sandwiches are good with or without, but they are way drier and not as rich in flavor without it. I think vegetables compliment whatever is on the sandwich and brings out more flavor in the end.
>>332974281
Yes, it's a tuber, and therefore a vegetable. Veg just refers to any part of the plant that isn't a fruiting reproductive body.
>>332972875
I use lettuce, usually nothing else, occasionally fried onions
Sometimes I abandon having veg on the burger because it doesn't always need the crunch
Instead I'll place a bunch of romaine, iceberg, parmasean, peppers, and a touch of generic dressing as a "salad"
>>332974193
Mushrooms are vegetables
But goddamn is blue cheese good on a burger
>>332974514
There's a time and place for vegetables, the burger is not it.
>>332974247
Disgusting. I'll only eat them when they're pickled.
i am generally a laid back person but picky eaters are one of the only things that send my blood pressure through the fucking roof
if you've never had it before, you owe it to yourself to try it
if you didn't like it before but you haven't had it in longer than a year, you owe it to yourself to try it again
food is the only thing worth living for on this earth and people who willfully limit their horizons are the fucking worst kind of people
captcha: select all the food
damn right
>>332974579
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
anime
>>332974579
Yep. Berry type fruit at that.
>>332974438
>It's not like it makes them taste better.
Trust me it does.
I wish i could make you real burgers.
>>332973949
Fuck why does everyone love potatoes so much? I'm so fucking scrawny because I love my veggies too much to eat something that would make me bulkier and even then I think potatoes are lame
>>332974247
>dried slices of prolapsed anus
>>332974514
Simple minds, simple pallets.
>>332972875
eh, tomatoes are alright. fuck lettuce though. e coli carrying bullshit.
>>332974649
>Mushrooms are vegetables
No, they are a fungus.
>>332974206
I think you will want this maybe?
>>332974613
once Square start making good games i'll change my ways
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>mfw stir-fried vegetables soaked in butter
>>332974247
WHAT THE HELL is that.
>>332974579
>sweet/sour
>bright red
>has a lot of juice
How the fuck is that not a fruit?
>>332974478
never thought I'd see that mentioned outside the episode
>>332974514
Amerilards are literally triggered by anything that isn't meat, extremely salty, or extremely sweet.
>>332974620
I love how they prepare the food like they have a fully equiped kitchen at hand and not a shitty camping trip travellers ass frying pan and just camp fire heating it.
>>332974473
>>332974473
Close, but
>Ketchup
Shit tier
>Mayo
God tier
>>332974193
You're gonna need some garlic butter for that shit.
>>332974625
>American cheese was designed for burgers.
And Internet Explorer was designed to browse the internet, that doesn't mean it's the best one.
>>332973540
they get confused when you do that.
easier to just remove them.
>>332974775
fuck I am an idiot
I almost said they were a plant
5 Guys > In-N-Out
>>332974834
>taking healthy greens and soiling them in butter
You are pissing me off anon.
>>332974749
Potatoes goes with everything, like onions.
You can eat them in various way, Mashed, Oven baked(the best), fried etc
And variety is the spice of life.
>>332974889
>not using Firefox, Chrome, and IE at the same time
>not using American Cheese, Cheddar, and Blue Cheese at the same time
Get out of here, skeleton.
Just give me cheese and jalapenos
>Okay tier
Lettuce, pickles
>Unappetizing tier
Tomatoes
>Absolutely disgusting tier
Onions
>captcha: food
>>332974885
Little bit of mayo on the bottom bun, little bit of garlic butter on the top one.
>>332974921
I thought the 5 Guys WERE an In-N-Out?
What is it with September releases and fucking burgers?
>>332974458
>not putting the cheese INSIDE the patty
Plebs, all of you
>>332974957
What's your stance on pickled vegetables and chutney, angry man?
>>332974921
i would agree if it werent that 5 guys is fucking expensive
but i work at a bar where i can just get the same quality burger for a fraction of the price
post you're chainfu
>>332972875
>not everything on your burger master race
This thread isn't American enough
>>332973540
I hate onions and pickles on my burger.
>>332974875
>It's magic, I aint got to explain shit.
Besides, they can summon swords out of thin air. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was austistic enough to store a whole professional kitchen set in his magical pocket.
>>332975016
>doesn't like onions
I don't understand. I was raised to respect everybody's opinion regardless of my own, but god damn anon.
>>332974871
>only Americans can be picky eaters
I don't have any bait images due to being on mobile so I'll just call you a faggot, faggot.
>>332974921
Burger to burger, meal to meal? Agreed, but I prefer In-N-Out for the money. 5 Guys is too pricey by the time you spec a meal accordingly.
>>332975020
No.
>>332974921
>American "Food"
>>332975020
nope
>>332975017
Good good. Now add come sauteed onions or sauteed radishes (seriously, give the radishes a shot - australian as fuck but damn if it isn't good), and you're golden.
>>332974745
I'd love to eat your buns.
>>332974473
>ranch
kill yourself my man
>>332975023
>fucking burgers
Ew. Fucking pizzas are better. The warm tomato sauce and melted cheese wraps nicely around your meaty penis.
Burgers just have the fucking bun dissolve and lettuce and onion goes flying everywhere.
>>332975014
>jalapenos
Absolutely disgusting.
Way to kill all other taste and make a burger worthless.
Peanut butter is the only topping my burger needs.
>>332975091
Bretty gud
>>332975169
>europoor mad that he'll never have a world famous american chain burger
get bombed, kid
>>332975016
>hating onions
I will stab you.
>>332974990
Well that's true, maybe I've started to dislike them because I've had them mashed and boiled too much, but I still love them oven baked and fried.
Onions? Holy motherfucking sweet baby jesus h. christ fuck they are the fucking best thing in the universe. Garlic come close but it falls short on versatility.
Ketchupis the bestMayo is okMustard is shit
>>332975108
Texas plsstay
>>332974863
I'd like a Sal-lad. desu
>>332975192
I'll consider a small amount of onions. I do not care for radishes at all.
I normally don't want more than two or three toppings because then it starts getting confused.
>>332974121
never learned the joy of eating veggies
also they're being chased by imperials
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY /v/
>>332974957
>Implying butter is unhealthy
Evidence for that is mixed at best. A lot of countries that eat a ton of cheeses and other animal based fats have very healthy hearts/veins. On the other hand countries that it a ton of Bread and other baked goods, especially made from wheat have heart problems.
>doesn't like jalapenos
>doesn't like onions
what the fuck is wrong with you anon. seriously, what the shit, were you born without taste buds or something? I'm seriously asking
>>332974193
onions are great for burgers though
>>332975314
>bala bla i am a fucking 12 year old
Ketchup is basically just sugar with a bit of tomatoes.
Mustard is objectively the best.
>this thread
>tfw on 1500kcal diet
>tfw already wasted 1400 on a trip to mcdonalds
>>332975314
>Mustard is shit
You fucking nigger.
>>332975314
Mein neger
>>332975016
>Tomatos
>unappetizing
>Onions
>disgusting
Child detected.
"american" food is objectively the least interesting and tasty ethnic category of cuisine after british food. why does the rest of the world do flavor so much better?
>>332975169
fuck off Mohammad
I put spinach instead of lettuce on it
>Captcha, select all images with sandwiches
>its all burgers
fuck off captcha
>>332975314
Dijon, Jerry.
>>332975016
>Disliking onions
Literally a child
>>332975398
They are but they don't go with those other ingredients.
>>332975162
>>332975190
I think you two missed the joke.
>>332975352
ACTIVATE IT
>>332975108
210 muh nigga
Seriously, eating veggies will fix your internal up. Veggies like Cabbages can cure ulcers and make you poop better.
>>332975423
>1500kcal diet
You must be really fat.
>>332975295
Raw onions are horrible
Now if you had the onions cooked with the meat...
>>332975194
>Not liking ranch
I can't believe people have such garbage palates
>>332975314
You got it backwards senpai
>>332975224
I've yet to try this. I've eaten so many burgers in so many configurations but I've always been so reluctant to try a PB Burger despite the praise they get.
I never understood the difference between fruits and vegetables
LETTUCE
ONIONS
AVOCADO
AMERICAN CHEESE
COOKED HAM SLICE
MAYO
Depends on the place where I'm getting the burger from.
Five Guys? Definitely, burgers with everything on them taste great. McDonald's? Not so much.
>>332975241
>Eurocuck
>Implying
Get fucked cunt
Straya food shits on your slop wads and wet paper you call pizzas
>>332975417
Dijon
>>332975121
Fried egg on top?
You are a GOD.
>>332975314
>Mustard
>Shit
What the hell do you put on your hotdog you tasteless faggot?
I usually don't add tomato on my burger since most of the time they put it on the fucking bottom on the burger and it just makes everything soggy and slide off.
>>332975140
IIRC it's all Noctis' doing. The crystal weapons are his magic that he lends to his retinue.
>>332975552
When it gets melty and creamy it just blends with the beef so perfectly.
>people actually, unironically, literally, honestly hating on onions
Makes me want to pull my hair out senpai
>>332975438
here's your (You)ropoor
>tfw americans will never get this
>>332975462
Might have been a good joke IF THIS WAS FUCKING 2014
>>332975169
Just because the country of origin is infamous for spray cheese and McDonalds doesn't mean it's all shit
Such blind judgements and confirmation bias are just rude
In fact, while our mass produced food's have terrible sugary ingredients, our processing plants are surprisingly clean
There was a article and chart somewhere, but I don't remember the source so my word on this is pretty worthless
>>332975490
>tfw cabbage fried in a wok
A bit of salt and pepper is all you need.
>>332975295
>>332975016
Onions are only good:
>when they're fresh and not fried / boiled (in salads for example)
>when they're onion rings served together with something meat-related
Any other kind is shit and ruins the meal
>>332975521
RAW ONION IS THE BEST, DAMN YOU
/ck/ crossboaders ww@? making grilled lambchops and roasted asparagus for dindins.
>>332975450
some people are allergic.
>>332975314
>Ketchup best
>mustard worst
What in god's fucking name
>>332975194
>hating ranch
I think you're the one that needs to consider suicide.
>>332975469
God, the calories that must be in that almost make me not want to eat it.Almost
>>332975589
Even Noctis, the faglord he is, knew to keep it on
Are burgers sandwiches?
>>332975631
I'm with you senpai, but then again you can't expect all the teenagers on /v/ to have any sense of taste.
Tell me friend, where do you stand on the whole jalapeno thing
>>332975516
1000 cal = Cal
1 kcal = 1 Cal
It's stupid I know
>>332975516
Uh, are you retarded? 1500kcal is the lowest you're supposed to go.
>>332975596
Not him but I HATE mustard in general, I always put some deliciousKETCHUPon my hotdog.
Why is ketchup only reserved for children? What? I'm not allowed to fucking have Ketchup cause I'm an adult? Fuck that logic
>not making your burgers yourself
Why? aside from convenience there is no benefit.
>>332974193
>Putting fungi on your burger
>>332975438
>rest of the world
>better
You've never had pinoy food have you? I hate dinuguan
>>332973540
It's a Japanese thing, asking for no veggies or no ketchup or whatever will just confuse the cashier.
>>332975748
of course they are. what the fuck else would they be?
hot dogs are a different story. i still say yes, but it could be argued
>>332975691
onions are in every seasoning worth mentioning that makes food taste so damn good, onions are king
>>332975650
I made that last week.
Very tasty. Best thing about American food? It's everyones food.
>>332975215
>pickled jalapenos are too hot for his beeby baby tongue to taste anything else
>>332974294
>I bet you put pineapple on your pizza as well.
It's fucking delicious you human excrement
>>332975585
Oh wow even worse. Australian food is terrible. You could at least talk shit if you were a europoor.
>sauteed mushrooms
>grilled/raw onions
>fried egg
>pepper jack cheese
>roasted red peppers
the ultimate burger
>>332975650
looks okay but it also looks like dog food so I don't know what to say
Anyone here who likes mustard should make some mustard gas since they like it so much.
Mustard is awful.
>>332975589
There are very few meals that wouldn't be improved by a fried egg with a perfectly runny yolk on top
>>332975521
>eating the onions raw
Are you some special kind of retard?
>>332975691
>>when they're onion rings served together with something meat-related
Literal child detected, I bet you think water can't have a taste too.
>>332975754
I love jalapenos man, I eat them whole sometimes it's pretty exciting and gives me a good thrill, I even have had them on my pizza because they're so great
>>332975683
If you're really lazy, just buy a bag of frozen veggies and add them to the frying pan. Hell, you can get a bag of potato pretty cheap, clean the skin, and bomb it in the microwave.
>>332974247
It's delicious, fuck off!
>>332974247
Canned beets are by and far my most hated enemy. I can't stand them.
Even the smell alone makes me want to puke.
>>332975734
calories are a meme. I'll bet you pay attention to fat percentage too.
>>332975664
This is 4chan, specifically /v/. You expect NEW jokes?
>>332975683
College days man, all I ate
>>332975826
Nigga my mushroom IS the burger.
>>332975691
>Any other kind is shit and ruins the meal
Rice+onion slightly cooked+ chicken is pretty good.
With a little bit of soja sauce.
>>332975905
thanks ahmed
I'll come try out your jimmys kebabs one day
>>332975309
Garlic can be used in nearly anything.
If you don't know what to put in a dish chances are you can shove some garlic and onions in there and it'll be a fantastic idea.
>>332975713
I'd be willing to bet that at least %90 of people who request or pick onions off their burger are not allergic.
I like the Habit. A combo meal is cheap for the quality of the burgers. Plus their mocha shakes are fucking amazing.
survey time
DO YOU LIKE ONIONS Y/N
DO YOU HAVE A <= 5.5 INCH DICK Y/N
the results will not surprise me.
>>332974458
THE "WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN" ANON
>Bun
>Lettuce
>Tomatoes
>Grilled Onion
>Diced Jalapeno
>Patty
>Swiss cheese
>Bacon
>Patty
>Thousand Island Dressing
>Bun
>>332975954
Would you believe my mom eats a whole can of them multiple times a week? She loves them.
>>332975572
>avocado on ANYTHING
>>332975557
Fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow from land/soil.
>>332976034
No
About 5 inches before the reassignment surgery.
>>332975929
I knew you were my nigga all along
>>332975314
Unless this is what you think mustard is, your opinion is inexcusable.
>>332975726
I like ranch, but it's retarded on burgers
>eating ground beef
>>332975192
Fuck radishes
t. Australian
>>332975789
>tfw I love to put mayonnaise on my hotdog but get weird looks when I do
Other than the obvious cum joke why is putting some delicious mayo on a hotdog so frowned upon?
>>332976034
no
small penis pls don't ask exact size
>>332976095
Kek
OBJECTIVE RANKING OF ETHNIC CUISINES
GOD TIER
Indian
Thai
Vietnamese
GREAT TIER
Chinese
Italian
Greek
Mexican
GOOD TIER
Japanese
Northern European
French
SHIT TIER
English
American
Australian
>cartoon depict this as one of the worst vegetable in the world and may possibly kill you
I really fucking hate this so much. Steamed Broccoli is one of the tastiest veggies. Stirred fried it with some oil make it taste wonderful. Why the fuck would anyone make us hate something as good and tasty as Broccoli?
>>332976071
People eat bull testicles, so I'm ready to believe anything, even if I don't want to.
>>332976074
>Fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow from land/soil.
So watermelons and strawberries are vegetables now?
Do we all agree?
>>332976034
no
yes
That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it
>>332976034
Do we have to post picture proof...?
>>332976143
Anon this is a blue board, don't post that shameful excuse for a condiment brand here!
>>332976143
>preferring grey poupon shit
>>332976152
>Eating meat
>>332976152
Well, we can't all be lah-de-da types and eat sky beef, you fucking ponce.
>>332976235
yes
>>332976235
Right made me rage a little.
>>332976185
Fuck of Nyuga.
>>332973949
onions taste so fucking bad
I always ask for them to get removed when I order food
>>332976235
yes
>>332975923
>eating the onions raw
I eat borscht with raw scallion sometimes, tastes good man. It's also healthy.
Just brush your teeth afterwards.
>>332974875
>Grilled steak
>Boiled vegetables
It's not hard.
>>332976235
baked potatoes > fries.
>Not adding Barbeque sauce
TOP BUN
MAYO
KETCHUP
GRILLED ONION
MUSHROOM
LETTUCE
CHEESE
BEEF PATTY
MAYO
BOTTOM BUN
>>332976191
Man I have no fucking idea. Always loved it even as a kid, never understood why it got so much hate.
Brussel Sprouts on the other hand are straight-up disgusting. Worst Vegetable
>>332976034
Y
5.4
>>332976393
STOP
NIGGGAAAAAH
>>332976235
agree
same rule applies with syrup and pancakes. Just put that shit to the side, the syrup turns the pancakes soggy if you pour it on directly.
>>332976235
Yep.
Picking the right side is like putting the sauce of your sandwich on top of the bread, completely retarded unless you enjoy having saucy fingers.
>>332976270
Yeah, timestamped pic of you taking a bite out the side of a whole raw onion.
>>332976034
Yes.
No.
Just got a box of these not expecting much, but they actually taste exactly like sour cream and onion pringles for some reason.
>>332976235
>All that salt on the left
>Amerifats having in-depth conversations and hurting butts over burgers
>>332976393
So, you basically don't enjoy food and only eat to live? What a sad existence.
>>332976185
kill yourself mon petit anon
>>332976185
every culture has good dishes.
except french, which is just decadent garbage.
>>332974579
It has seeds, nigger. It's a fruit.
>>332974514
This game will only encourage it further
>MC thinks it's cool to not eat veggies so I won't either
>tfw that smell of oven baked potatoes fills the kitchen
Why does it smell so fucking good
>>332976393
Go away Noctis
>>332973838
>tfw bf makes me amazing curry all the time
See the trick is to cook for people who don't have shit taste.
>>332974609
Your height is fucking genetic
>>332976272
This image will always remind me of how a cop got fired for posting it.
>mfw the last time I eat a burger was 14 years ago
Makes me want to go to a fastfood joint.
>>332976287
I prefer coarse-ground, but yes, literally everything else that deigns to call itself mustard is better than that shit.
>>332976034
The results have confirmed, indisputably and without doubt, people who like onions have MUCH larger penises than those who don't
What now, tastelessfags?
>ruining a delicious burger with condiments
I bet you fags put ketchup on your steak too.
>>332976165
Because mustard exists.
WATER
A
T
E
R
>>332976235
>eating ketchup with fries
The only time its acceptable to eat ketchup with fries is with Whataburger Spicy Ketchup.
Curry spiced Hamburgers with raw onions on both sides with the rest of the onion as a side dish with some cucumber and bell paprika or bust.
>>332976235
God tier coming through
>>332972875
With him looking like such a bitch, I'm surprised his English voice got approved. He sounds intense in combat, which is unexpected and nice.
>>332976629
>Ketchup on a steak
Holy shit anon why did you have to trigger me so
>>332976074
>Fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow from land/soil.
strawberries are vegetables now?
>>332976671
>drinking out of a straw at home
Are you 5?
>>332974013
so you eat your shit plain?
I'd probably talk shit about you too.
>>332976671
What the fuck are those baguettes on the left
>>332974714
>food is the only thing worth living for on this earth and people who willfully limit their horizons are the fucking worst kind of people
because it's the only reason you're living
>>332973838
I work with a guy that literally refuses to eat anything that's not meat.
His skin is in really bad condition and his teeth are turning brown at the base. I'm pretty sure he has scurvy. It's kind of miracle that he's still alive. I figure that the tiny amount of vitamins/minerals he gets from drinking sugary drinks must be keeping him alive.
>>332976610
>suspended for shitposting
I had a good laugh when I saw that.
>>332976621
fucking why
>>332976662
>tfw you can buy bottle on amazon for $10
I fucking love mushrooms on my burgers
>>332976705
Fuck you I want some now
>>332973540
I do this at proper pubs or restaurants but at something like a fast food place or a cafe it's easier to just remove them yourself
>>332975954
A deal's a deal anon, now you have to eat the WHOLE platter
>>332976786
They are faguettes
>>332976671
We /ck/ now?
>>332976604
>>332973838
Indian or Japanese style?
I've gotten pretty good at making Japanese style curry.
>>332976849
>A deal's a deal
>Not 'A meal's a meal'
>>332972875
You may as well just bite into a cow, you plebeian. A burger is the celebration of the combination of flavors and textures.
>>332972875
why didn't he just order it without veggies
>>332976827
what you don't have an HEB around?
/v/ - Burger
>>332976627
don't they put horseradish in the other kind? hate that shit.
I bet you guys can't fix up a giant bowl of Mashed potato and gravy from scratch
>>332976948
In Japan it's considered weird to make adjustements to your order.
THE GREAT DEBATE
>>332976191
My nigga. Never understood the broccoli meme; my guess is that many people are really shitty cooks and try to boil it instead of doing literally anything else.
>>332974812
Why don't you just wish for FFXV to be good, then?
>>332976908
i hate when people just say "curry" like it's always the same thing
every culture has their own meaning of curry and some cultures have several dramatically different curries
people need to be more damn specific
>>332976908
Does it taste as good as the Chinese cartoons says?
>>332976193
Bull testicles fried and sliced are pretty good, mang. They're a little like chicken gizzards, only more savory and quite a lot less rubbery.
>>332974921I'm not even kidding when I say this but there is a hidden menu item called a QuinBurger
>>332976908
He makesbothand they're amazing
>>332974514
it's a meme. like how bacon actually tastes good.
>>332972875
You fucking faggot how is it even possible to hate raw vegetables? They taste great AND they're good for you. Boiled or fried vegetables are shit though, they lose all taste and all the healthy elements.
With an exception of some real shitty ones like broccoli, they're excellent. I can eat RAW cucumbers, tomatoes, cabbage, carrots, etc. and never get tired of them.
>>332972875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
>>332975314
Agreed.
Mustard is fucking disgusting.
>>332976970Louisiana. Best we have is Brookshires.
>>332977019
God dammit Japan.
>>332976921
>not biting into a cow
bitch
>>332977036
Sandwich = Strips >> Nuggers
>>332976908
thai red and green curries are best curries
>>332976984
Oh fuck yes
>>332975108
>tfw only good whataburger I've been to was in corpus
people talk it up way too much
>>332976143
>yellow mustard
>>332975650
did you know that america is full of different people/cultures and their food?
>>332975585
Buddy, we don't have any real Australian food except damper and aboriginal bush trash.
>>332977019
But it's not weird to eat food with a glove on?
>>332977036
remove the chicken patty and put chicken tendies on the bun.
>>332976849
>could finish all that
>probably gain 5 pound then lose it the next day
I hate this body of mine. I'll going for 200 lbs. Just 40lbs to go.
I'm gonna start dropping some correct opinions
Steak should be prepared either medium rare or medium
If you're at a restaurant your steak will probably be better without any sauce, but if it's a supermarket steak you can go ahead and use some BBQ sauce on the side
Onions are delicious. They can be eaten in any form, even raw, and they are welcome in most dishes.
Generally, spicy food is preferable to non spicy food. If you have the option between a default version and a spicy version, spicy will be better 9 times out of ten.
Pizza is best served with all meats. However, pizza is almost always good and it's very hard to go wrong with it.
>>332973380
According to U.S. law, for culinary purposes the tomato is considered to be a vegetable.
>>332973654
Except that 95% of burger establishments give you some raggedy ass vegetables
>>332976034
Y
Barely N
>>332973540
>>being a picky eater who is too beta to order shit how you want it
The waitress was about to figure out who Noctis was so one of guys on his boy band jumped in and said that they want 4 burgers.
>>332976772
I didn't take the pic m8
>>332976908
I've never eaten japanese styled curry, indian curry is okay but holy shit does it smells like shit.
>>332977036
I had these star nuggets from arctic circle one time. one of the most depressing things I've eaten. it's 90% grease.
>>332977054
If you make it right, yeah.
It's actually a much more sensitive dish than some people might think. You can't just throw the ingredients in a pot and expect it to come out good.
Curry is kind of like coffee in a way. On its own, its not particularly good, but with the right mix, you can make it really tasty.
>>332976984
Mash is simple.
>cook floury potatoes
>crush with german hand grenade
>add milk, butter and nutmeg
>mash with grenade until of desired texture
EZPZ.
>>332972875
Angus meat
Double tomato
Relish
BBQ sauce
Ketchup
Mayo
The perfect burger.
>>332976185
>Indian
>Chinese
Overrated slop
Are we /ck/ now?
>>332977036
Good sandwich > Nuggies > Good Strips > Shit Sandwich > Shit Strips
>>332974193
>blue cheese
>>332977310
IS THAT AN AUTHENTIC JEB BUSH GUAC A BOWL?
>>332977275
Than what does that make pizza?
>>332976034
Yes.
I'm a girl.
>>332977336
>all that sauce
>>332977232
As long as you don't ask for adjustments Or extra sauce/seasoning packets you can wear the glove.
>>332975837
If you've ever been to Asia, this will not be surprising, as the people working at McDonald's seem to be even dumber than they are in the U.S.
Is this the food thread?
>>332975295
I only like raw onions or caramelized onions. No in-between.
It's pretty easy to hate onions. Pretty shit texture, feels disgusting in your mouth.
how is this thread still up
>>332976034
I don't like raw onions. They're fine cooked or fried.
And yeah sure.
>>332974991
>cheddar
>on a burger
just end it, anon
no one will miss you
>>332977281
>when wendy's started replacing their spicy chicken sandwich lettuce with that discolored shredded shit and their seeded buns
>>332972875
how many episodes will the anime be?
>>332977393
Blue cheese in yurop is god tier dude.
GET ON MY LEVEL
>>332977429
>Than what does that make pizza?
According to public school systems in the U.S., the tomato sauce used on pizza is considered to be a serving of vegetables.
Google it.
>>332976504
I don't like onion.
>>332974639
>compliment
Opinion invalidated.
>>332977484
I just had a Toridon last week, shit was SO cash
>>332977398
Oooohhhh ho ho ho ho ho...mah niggah!!!
Be Honest. You self taught yourself to Cook because your parents were shit cooks.
>>332976185
>Objective ranking of cuisine
>Taste is subjective
It doesn't matter how much you tell someone their taste is shit, the fuck will still put ketchup on their well-done steakRuined meat ;_;
Also by Chinese do you mean actual chinese food or what immigrants made in california
>>332976034
Onions are amazing, 7in dick
>>332977582
Zoinks, Shaggy.
>>332977484
No. We're obviously talking about video games here. Maybe read what board you're on before posting next time.
>>332977590
So pizza is a vegetable?
>>332977634
On the contrary, my dad was an excellent cook. So I learned so I could make food just as good.
>>332972875
I order my burgers plain. Just meat and bun. It is the purest form of burger
>>332977579
blue cheese on a burger is fucking horse shit no matter what type
>all these people saying they do or don't like onions, sometimes raw and sometimes not
but there are like a dozen kinds of onions and some are meant to be eaten raw, some cooked, and some both
you fuckers need to be more specific
>>332977574
5. Next episode in June; after that they'll be releasing an episode every month.
I prefer my ketchup in the fridge
>>332977434
Do you have a huge gaping vagina?
>handholdless, kissless virgins are trying to discuss food
lol
>>332977281
>not making your own burger
It's the perfect meal for that, you can do whatever you want with you.
A man makes his own burgers, which reflect his taste and soul.
>>332977701
Yes. In America.
Source: I'm American
>>332972875
I eat my burgers plain and dry, personally.
Buns, Burgers and Cheese. Nothing else.
>>332976185
Thanks for reminding me to make some spicy curry Pajeet.
>>332977604
Well I don't like you..jerk.
>/v/ - Food & Cooking
>>332977723
You're horse shit.
LETTUCE PROVIDES TEXTURE TO A BURGER
IT IS ESSENTIAL FOR MAXIMUM BURGER EXPERIENCE
>>332977457
BBQ mixed with ketchup & mayo is the nectar of the gods you commoner roach.
>>332977735
>Manly Tears grabs a discount bottle of ketchup
>>332977351
/ck/ wishes they had this much traffic.
>>332977735
same, as well as hot sauce.
>>332977650
actual chinese food.
general tsos chicken is okay every now and then but that falls under the blanket of american food
>all these people who don't just go Cheese/Lettuce/Tomato and the sauce of your choice
did you not learn to eat veggies as children or something?
>>332976185
>pies in shit tier
Fuck off.
t. Enlgishman
>>332977735
Where the fuck do you fit your video games then?
>>332977457
Not him, but you gotta sauce up a burger. I don't think I'd double up on ketchup and BBQ though. One or the other.
>>332977634
>having a mom that wasn't master of the home cooked meal
>having a dad that wasn't master of the grill
>>332977818
Did you still want to see my dick?
>>332977701
It's a serving of vegetables (tomato sauce), dairy (cheese) and meat (pepperoni or other toppings). At least in the public school system.
In reality, pizza is a lot of things, like most good foods.
>>332977590
>trying to deny kids one of the only things they can look forward to at school
>>332977735
Close the fridge Timmy, you're letting the cold out.
>>332976034
YES
just under
>>332977845
Seriously that thing is huge. What other shit do americans use it for besides steak and burgers?
>>332975016
>>332975521
>>332975691
Shit taste
>>332974579
It has seeds encased in flesh. It's a fruit.
>>332977905
My dad was the best cook in the entire extended family, that is until he ceased to exist.
>>332976676
>bun is 5x the size of patty
>patty looks dry
>no wetness ie kethup mustard
>more onion than meat
>eating raw onions as a side dish
>there are people on this board who actually eat this
>>332977912
Yes.
>>332977837
This guy gets it.
>>332977398
I had bad experiences with these.
Either it was overcooked or tasted like shit.
I never made some myself though.
>>332977862
which is what?
![c66028df2233d3bb28488900120b5808[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1Eo0HHO.jpg "c66028df2233d3bb28488900120b5808[1]")
who best condiment here?
>>332977472
I don't know man the ones in the US are pretty stupid
>>332977774
I'm pretty sure I never need to fuck to make food taste good.
>>332977845
does manly still even come here
anyone try it yet?
>>332976235
Aspie master race.
Normies >>/out/
>>332977837
Lettuce... offers no viable substance whatsoever
>>332977472
Really? Because they manage to fuck up special orders about 50% of the time here. I almost sympathized with them before I worked fast food myself for a while and realized how fucking easy it is not to screw up.
>>332977841
>Not ground chipotles & mayonnaise
>not fry sauce
>not salsa verde
>not guacamole
Fuck off Char
>>332977574
I just hope there will be a bonus summer episode when they all go to beach with Cidney and have fun.Then the dragoon lady shows up and steals their clothes.
>>332977926
>Grew to hate that pizza.
>Now 31 years old.
>Constantly crave the taste of that nasty shit.
Is this a food thread?
You fuckers made me go get a burger.
>>332977734
fuck that. might as well just wait for the whole thing to come out.
>>332977650
Ethnic Chinese, obviously.
You haven't lived until you've tried stuffed dog intestines.
>>332975108
Who /TastyBurger/ here?
>>332978098
They have something like that in Australia except the buns are black.
>>332972875
>/v/ has a rational and reasonably discussion while discussing food,this board is fucking weird.
>>332978098
>angriest
Probably just a bit more salty than usual.
:^)
>>332977963
Well, it's cheap and it lasts a long time, and you can mix it with other shit to make sauces. But primarily just adding to burgers/fries or like, godawful meatloaf or something.
>>332974226
Actually it's a berry
>>332977634
Nope, my mother is absolutely god tier and taught me.
>>332978098
I would. But ingredients cooked into buns add basically nothing. Except onions.
>>332977837
You should be on this burger! Not me!
>>332977975
Oh god my mouth is watering right now.
>>332977634
>You self taught yourself to Cook because your parents were shit cooks.
You right.
Having a mother that can't cook for shit is pretty shameful
Good thing my father was there to save me and teach me the basics.
>>332977905
We have a generation of mothers that will refuse to cook anything because of IAMNOTASLAVETOKITCHEN while they spend lots and lots of money on mcdonald and shit. I wept for the kids that live through such parenting.
>>332977862
Fuck I was in New York and went to this place with a karaoke bar above it and it was amazing
>>332978069
Stuff like dumplings, beijing roast duck, crispy noodles, assorted fried rice
Honestly having trouble listing stuff for some reason...
>>332978063
nah, they're shit.
>>332976393
>Like onion taste
>hate onions in/on food unless they are chopped up a lot lot lot
Am I an abomination?
>>332977841
>>332977892
>putting sauce
>on anything
You pathetic pieces of human fucking trash. Holy shit.
>>332976629
>Not using a fine chilli sauce
>>332977036
Those are all terrible ways to serve fried chicken.
>>332978098
I'll might get one today.
>>332977582
Only 28"?
Pleb.
Would you?
>>332978185
dude that's fucking lewd for food
Patricians appreciate the inclusion of lettuce and tomato on a burger. Without it, it is a plebeian sandwich.
>>332977837
You need artificial preservatives and additives for flavor.
>>332978438
yolo, nigga
>>332978046
Is that okay on this board?
![635578715458371905-AP-KFC-Double-Down[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jCO9nlY.jpg "635578715458371905-AP-KFC-Double-Down[1]")
This should be in the actual game.
>people talking about Indian and Japanese curry
Bitches don't know about my Thai curry.
>>332978348
all of which they have at chinese restaurants.
are you one of those people who flips their shit when people call taco bell mexican food? because it is.
>>332978494
God I miss this. It was criminally good.
>>332978098
I'd get one but I'm fighting off a stomach flu.
all meats are to be cooked well done at minimum.
>>332977582
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>332978087
I can only speak of the fast food employees that I ran into in Macau and Hong Kong, but they were way worse. It was nearly impossible to order anything from them, just straight off the menu.
Also, they are disorganized as fuck, and on at least one occasion they forgot that I ordered/paid for a meal.
I mean, I don't go to fucking China to eat McDonalds, but after a while you get sick of the fancy shit and want something simple.
>>332975363
Whatever makes you comfortable with your diabetes, Paula Deen.
>>332978228
Hello Boston brother
>>332978438
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
STEAK FOR THE STEAK THRONE
>>332978493
yeah
>>332977057
>Bull testicles fried and sliced are pretty good, mang.
No. Don't you have any sense of shared male pain?
Wow /v/ you really take your burgers seriously.
>>332977634
Nope, my mom is a good cook although I prepare some stuff a little different than her. My dad is a mediocre cook but he doesn't make stuff often
My favorite type of burger
>>332975108
they make some stupid dank shit that's p good, but the regular whataburger is really the best.
>ton of shredded lettuce perfectly coated in delicious mustard
>patty perfect thickness to give you the perfect ratio of meat/lettuce/bun
>no fat ass patty that makes it hard to eat because "lol, meat"
>relatively flat and easy to eat, but makes up for it by being like 6in in diameter
It's so simple, yet so unique, and so delicious.
>>332978401
A burger without ketchup or a stand-in like BBQ is not worthy of the title "burger."
>>332978438
Here's the meat uncut.
>Not eating aussie style burgers
I pity you guys, nothing cures a hangover faster
>egg
>pineapple
>beetroot
>tomato
>lettuce
>cheddar
>>332974121
Because they've been reduced to fujobait.
Only thing I need is mayo.
I might as well post this.
>>332978438
Yes, because I don't have a vagina
>>332978541
Why do you hate flavour
You might as well eat cardboard if you just wanna burn all your meat
>>332978185
I came.
I hate bacon on burgers. Am I the pariah?
>used to go to a sonic down the street from my job
>ordered 10$ worth of food
>they give me the food and I drive off w/o paying.
>>332978524
isn't it texmex?
Either way it's 70% lettuce
>>332978494
>tfw they had to get rid of it because people wouldn't stop going apeshit over how unhealthy it was while eating triple cheeseburgers
>>332978621
American hours bayb
>>332977634
You're right
My mother could cook for shit.
My father was here to save me and teach me the basic
Eating homecooked stuff at grand parent's place was a bliss and I ate like a motherfucker.
>>332978494
If that happened they would get too fat and the teen fangirls who Square is pandering to would hate them.
>>332978620
Considering they sliced up and sold every other part of his body, I don't think he misses them too much.
>>332973949
I made filled onions once.
Pretty gud
>>332978675
If that burger had a voice it would be crying in anguish. Your choice of toppings, your vertical placement; it is deplorable.
>>332978401
If it doesn't get all over the place it doesn't belong in your face, bitch.
Who /BunBoHue/ here?
>>332974247
>Posting thumbnail-only gore
>mfw Jalapenos on my burger
>>332978698
That guy like to cook. I wish I can cook like Yang Can Cook.
>>332978640
That looks painful.
>>332978737
No, most places give shitty bacon.
>>332978881
get that gay chink shit outta here, son
>>332978438
>he eats his steak anything over Medium rare
>>332978345
more like no one teaches them this in school. instead we have 3 mandatory years of PE, where you run around in a circle and do jumping jacks.
and they wonder why everyone is a fat fuck.
>>332978582
>diabetes
>from saturated fats
You're fucking retarded.
>>332978494
Tastes better when you make it yourself.
>>332978839
yeah nah m8
>>332978793
There's no shared pain for butt muscles anon.
There's no way I could crunch down on the testicles of any animal and feel comfortable.
I mean, suck on them sure, but eat? Nope.
>>332978690
I'm kind of surprised nobody's made a Nasheed edit of this yet.
>>332977634
I learned from my grandmother during the summers I lived there.RIP
>>332977398
Love doing those, but I add peaches and bread on the skewers.
>>332974839
This is the vegetable that makes the majority of the sugar in your large sodas my american friend.
>eating meat
>>332978881
Not sure what that is but I would eat it.
i need this thread to die or get deleted so i can do something else
this is the most invested ive been in a thread on /v/ in ages
>>332978438
I wouldn't mind eating it, but steaks are better medium rare.
>>332979016
>now I want sushi and burger
>>332977484
>Pork Tonkatsu
>Pork pork cutlet
> Brioche Bun
> Ketchup
> Egg Over Medium
> White Cheddar
> Bacon
> Patty
> Bun
>>332978881
>mfw idiots in my city rave about all the new ramen joints popping up
cheap pho bo is clearly superior
>>332979105
shoo shoo greenman
I can only eat a burger with just the buns and meat
>>332976235
>eating with fingers
>guh, wut is fork??
Peasants. All of you.
I only eat hamburgers with meat, bun and ketchup desu
>>332979157
Sushi burger?
>>332979186
Remove the ketchup and you can be my nigga.
>tfw 26 and can't cook
I need to get my shit together, fuck.
>>332979105
>eating shit
Multuculturalism has helped me once, and that was convincing me that vegetables are god-tier is prepared right.
Thanks to my Pakistani friend back in elementary, my mother got taught by his mother how to properly integrate vegetables in every meal.
No-veggies-pls-fags are worse than No-fish-fags.
Learn to cook.
>It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living by its purely physical effect on the human temperament would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind.
>Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet
Guess who said it.
Go on, guess.It was Albert fucking Einstein
>women emancipated from the kitchen
>act like it's a good thing
>let them take all the boring and hard jobs that make you depressed
>'no honey, it's fine, I'll stay at home'
>just have fun all day cooking food
>wife getting more and more bitter about work
>looking old and tired out
>meanwhile becoming a master chef that gets to eat delicious food
What a time to be a man.
>>332972875
I hope to fucking god it's because he's allergic to that shit, because if not, my god. What a shit show. It's bad enough they're all emo blacked out fuccbois, but then you have to go and make them little shitstains not capable of eating their vegetables too? That nigger not like turkey either, so his hard working father had to make that little shit a pb&j or else he wouldn't have eaten on thanksgiving? What a little faggot. Goddammit that's irritating. SE pushing the envelope for creating worst characters.
>>332977634
Nope, I just started dating a girl who went to culinary school, and I'm a little competitive.
>>332978974
Fuck you
>>332979108
It's a beef stew with tendon, meat, tripe, onion, carrots. Cooked for several hours.
Crab soup is good too
>>332974871
>only people from the United States are picky eaters
ok
>>332978682
>reduced
Well I'm gonna get some sushi and burger. I hate you guys.
I crave some caramelized ribs with some BBQ sauce.
>>332979204
nips can't cook for shit
southeast asian food can be really good though
>Tomatoes in burgers
If I wanted a wet burger I'd order a glass of water to dunk it in. Fuck tomatoes.
>>332978698
>TFW I haven't been able to find a comfy anime movie, with amazing art direction, solely centered around making delicious looking food dishes.
>>332979065
Pretty sure that distinction goes to corn, my 'European' compatriot.
>>332977787
If I'm making my own burger I'm gonna go all out and make my own buns and patties too.
And frankly I'm too lazy for that most of the time.
>>332979302
Says the guy who directly contributed to the mass killings of many japanese people.
>>332979291
it doesn't take very long to learn
>>332978783
Honestly? Its not that bad for you assuming you do a normal amount of exercise. A burger would proably be worse for you.
>>332979291
Let start with the basic. Get a frying pan, add a dab of oil or butter, crack open an egg on to the pan, and use a spatula to flip it when needed. Start small and use the internet as your resource.
I'm going to get a burger fuck you /v/
>>332979381
>Ramen
>Nips
Huh?
>>332979291
It's okay, I'm 30 and can't cook beyond super basic shit like heating up tinned soup or throwing something in the over for 20 minutes.
Got some tasty recipe with crab/shrimp?
Would it fit in a burger?Cooking is the best science
>>332976802
Humans are like rats; we can survive on almost anything edible.
They ate leather during the Dönner party expeditionand eventually eachotherWe're almost as tough as rats.
Tomato is the worst thing to have on a burger. It's fucking cold and slimy and watery. I can't understand why you could ever want that on. Onion is only good if it's chopped up.
>>332979291
>read recipe
>follow recipe
>don't slap dick onto stovetop
>>332979251
Can't do that my man, ketchup is my favorite condiment. But, I'll still accept your offer of niggaship on the basis of having similar great taste in burgers.
Opinions?
>>332979535
I thought ramen was japanese. Are you telling me it's not?
>>332977975
Oh my god I need to know what that is.
>>332979291
It's pretty easy, once you get the basics, you experiment and sometime end up with godlike results.
>>332979351
Blame Square Enix for throwing in a diner scene
>>332978401
Making sauces is an art itself from humblr BBQ sauces down to fine cream sauces.
Of course a MUH FOOD PURITY faggot like yourself wouldnt understand that.
>>332979608
Is it bad I always put some lemon into my butter?
>>332979606
Well it can never be. You've thrown away something that could have been beautiful.
>>332979608
If I were rich I would eat this shit every day
best meat on planet earth
>>332979608
Not going to the movies this week.
>>332976034
y
5.6
>>332979612
It's Chinese, you idiot. And both Chinese and Japanese are good.
>>332979221
Oh God...
>>332978552
thats not even real china. go another two hours to shenzhen then complain about disorganization. especially in shekou where all the expats are you'd think they would teach their dumb fucking employees to learn how to take an order off the menu
>>332979608
Too much work for too little meat
give me lobster or give me death
>>332979532
get one for me too
>>332979291
git good, seriously though its not hard, can be very fun, its a good skill to have and you never have to worry about the cooks preferences over your own
>>332979302
>he was skilled and knowledgeable in one field
>that makes him an expert on everything
This is how misinformation starts. One "smart" person comments on something beyond their purview, and people take it as divine truth. Einstein was a physicist, not a dietician. Being good at one thing means absolutely jack shit to anything else.
>>332979805
yeah well google says it's japanese buddy, you think you're smarter than google?
>adult men that don't know how to cook
>women that don't know how to cook even for themselves or their children
If this concern you please erase yourself from the gene pool.
>>332979805
ramen uses chinese noodles but it is probably a japanese invention. there is no consensus but it was probably japan.
>>332979625
Shack Stack from Shake Shack. It's a shroom burger on top of a normal burger, with shack sauce. The shroom burger is a deep fried mass of portobello mushroom and delicious cheese sauce.
>>332979608
>I'm going to make everyone else wait around an extra 30 minutes while they wait for me to finish eating
tastes good though
>>332979291
>tfw 26 and pretty good at cooking but I still live as a disgusting neet in my mother's apartment
>>332976235
fucking barbarians
>>332979302
and?
>>332979302
He sure increased our chance of survival with his work, Fucking Albert Kikestein
>>332979608
I'm allergic to crab be seeing that episode of gintama this shit must be REALLY good.
>>332979932
fair point. however, there's literally nothing wrong with being a vegetarian.
>>332979608
Sea Spiders.
>>332979997
Do you also eat pizza with a fork
>>332980162
My deep dish pizza yes.
>>332980075
>I'm allergic to crab
god is dead
SPIDER CRAB > CRAB
>>332979956
ramen is the japanese word. chinese made them first but call it differently. japanese ramen eventually differ itself from chinese one.
>>332979938
They're unsure, whether it originated in China or from Japan.
>>332980104
>there's literally nothing wrong with being a vegetarian.
plants are people too, man
>>332980104
I didn't say there was. Just that citing Einstein as a credible source is asinine.
>>332977063
>My /v/ friends working at 5 Guys made a QuinBurger for the lulz.
Unless you're actually trying to tell me that corporate sent out a mandate nationwide to all 5Guys to start offering the "QuinBurger" without advertising it because...?
You're a faggot.
>mushrooms
worst shit on earth
>>332979939
You do know that people can learn to cook, right?
tfw this anime will most likely be better than the actual game
>>332980104
Then where do you get your B12 vitamins from? Supplements?
>>332980341
>I like dicks in my ass
That's you right now.
>>332979406
It's not a film (actually, they're 2 minute shorts), but if you just want food porn, you should have watched Wakakozake at least once.
>>332980384
And only an hour long.
>>332980341
literally better tasting than meat, get outta here
Give me your favourite omelette variations, anons. What do you do to spice your standard omelette up?
>>332980269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSf5a3TY-O8
>>332980207
But why?
>>332980341
no, that would be you
when was the last time you actually tried a mushroom
>>332980384
I don't know, this anime seems pretty cheap desu.
>>332980516
Burger.
>>332979608
>You were born too late
>You will never feast on crab and lobster every day because the nobles of the 17th century thought seafood was for peasants.
Fucking rich people
>>332980516
I hate omelette.
What now
>>332980341
Hate mushrooms. Grows in shit, tastes like shit.
I can like food when I can understand the texture and the taste combination. It's why it took me a few years to eat a PBJ because jelly just felt weird to me in comparison to a regular sandwich of lunch meat
Like asian food, I don't give a fuck what it is, it tastes great and it's usually just going to be a little chewy to get through.
But i just don't fucking understand mushrooms. I mean, I haven't had them in years because I have no fucking way of idealizing what they're going to be like. Can someone redpill me on mushrooms because I want to have an acceptable and diverse pallet?
>>332980363
Yes but some people are too lazy, stubborn, and stupid to learn it, therefore, they must be purged.
>>332980341
I agree anon. I can't stand the texture.
I'll eat almost anything else.
>>332980538
not long ago. They're like dirty rubber slices
>>332980516
the classic, cheese
anything else is gross
>>332980341
I once drove by a mushroom farm where they cultivated them in manure.
Never ate mushrooms again. I know they're not all like that, but the idea gets to me. They're necrophagous little pseudo-plants, anyways.
>>332980453
So you love eating out cunts with yeast infections as well?
>>332980632
So do pigs and pork is amazing
>>332979406
>>332980473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM
>>332980660
>asian food is going to be chewy
literally what the fuck are you even talking about
Guys I got a burger
>>332979857
Sorry anon
>>332980310
I didnt' say you said there was.
>>332980413
there are things besides meat that has those.
>>332980779
Is that a loaf of fucking eggs?
What the fuck?
>>332980660
imagine having the urge to shove as many dirty phallic objects into your mouth as possible, and then swallow them.
>>332980730
sure thing kid
>>332980516
As thin and lightly done as possible, with shredded ham.
>>332980756
YOU
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FAGGOT
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>want to make my own asian food
>go into asian store
>get weird looks because [/spoiler]black[/spoiler]
>get the fuck out of there.
>>332980341
Who knew that fungus would taste so good?
>>332978098
>the fucking broodwich
>>332980516
Spiced rum in a heated pan first, let the alcohol cook off, then add a little butter before the eggs. Sprinkle in red pepper flakes.
>>332980632
everything grows in shit, you knucklehead.
>>332980854
Like what?
>>332980516
CHEESE
POTATO
ONION/SPRING ONION
SIRRACHA ON TOPSometimes olives
>vegans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg
>>332980802
Sorry, wrong phrasing.
There's going to be varying degrees of roughness, but all easy to stomach. Sometimes one of those tiny corn cobs need a firm chew, while there scraps of lettuce are crisp, and them there are just beans or little vegetables that are easy to go through.
>>332980956
You'll get weird looks as any ethnicity other than Asian. Gotta be willing to roll with it.
>>332980516
Chives, onions, jalapenos, tomatoes, maybe even potatoes.bacon
>>332980516
>Mexican cheese
>Ham or turkey
>Frank's Hot Sauce
I love being a college student, but I love eggs in the morning
>>332980937
So you do like varts as well?
Mushroom, yeast infection, varts, what else is there? parasitic fungus on ants, do you love eating that as well?
>>332980660
mushrooms are fucking overrated. just eat artichoke hearts/zucchini instead.
>>332981196gay nigga
>640+ posts
wew lads
>>332980335
No you imbecile. Its like Burger King's Rodeo Burger.
Its a hidden menu item. You have to ask for it specifically.
New thread? I still want to argue burgers.
>>332981283
Jealous? I'd be as well
>>332981283
best thread on /v/
>>332979332
There's a Vietnamese joint near my work. I should try this shit.
>>332981329
Jealous of what?
I'm one of the guy who dumped a lot of pics.
>>332980516
sausages, onions, and a bunch of spices
occasionally mushrooms
>>332980758
Was never a fan of pork, either. It always had a crunch to it, and not in the cooked way. Maybe it just wasn't cooked right.
>>332979957
Oh thank god. I thought some madman had made a mozzarella cheese stick in the shape of a patty. I was actually tempted by that abomination. I am grateful that is not a real thing.
>>332981326
OP here, I'm going to start a second one. Just look for it, I'll use the same picture.
I'm waiting for this one to get pruned
>>332981283
Of course, it's not about vidya.
>>332980996
look it up. I don't know.
>>332977104
>He doesn't like sauteed broccoli.
You're not welcomed in my kitchen.
>>332980748
>pseudoplants
Fungi are more closely related to animals than plants, senpai.
