Do Argonians have genitals?
>>332944979
female ones have tits at least
No, they deevide down the meeddle and spleet eento a second argonian, like a starfeesh you see
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
Do they need any to be loved?
Dickless Argonians
Just here for the inevitable Skyrim Argonian lewds
>>332946539
This.
I would assume so, what with the lusty maid and all
IIRC Argonians are a stage in the life cycle of extra-dimensional trees
>>332945119
I never considered how little sense that makes
>>332944979
>>332947038
It's easier to milk Hist from titties than it is to collect it from tree sap
All the Argonian ladies have tits just in case they're ever needed to be carted back home and turned into Hist-cows
>>332947169
>>332947038
They're just emulating the body-shape of humanoids.
>http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian
> It is said that upon exiting the juvenile stage of life, an Argonian will lick Hist sap in order to stimulate the hormonal glands, which sprout appropriate organs from which the Argonian's gender can be determined. However, this is unconfirmed, and Argonian hatchlings may apparently be of either gender. Argonian appearance ranges from reptilian to almost human; this is caused by the Hist sap they ingest as hatchlings which ceremonially takes place on their Naming Day.
Yes they do.
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
No, I'm quite alright thanks.
>>332946401
>>332947169
>>332947431
>no update (minus side-stories) in several months
At least we have pirate-kitty.
what the FUCK
![1430670542567[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/t6Tc7VK.png "1430670542567[1].png")
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
>>332948030
>side stories
what? where?
>>332947507
Gotta be honest, based on the thumbnail I thought she was smothering a black baby in this one.
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
I'd be 100% for an Argonian GF if Argonians were real.
>>332947431
>you care to find out?
>>332945119
big fat hist sacks
>>332948030
6/10 would fug
>>332947507
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
>>332947627
got the rest of the set or sauce?
>>332949054
http://elenasamko.deviantart.com/art/The-Lusty-Argonian-Maid-510983430
>>332947960
I bet it's a man. Of course it'll be a man.
>>332949252
does she polish the spear?
>>332949407
Yes
fuck off falafox
Kirkbride says no
The fan art says yes
>>332949751
Who?
Maybe like some reptiles they do have a penis so maybe Argonians do.
>>332945978
>considered a delicacy
Man that dialogue was fucking weird.
>>332946401
Do Khajiits have barbed penises?
>>332947038
hist sap
if you ever think something doesnt make sense about argonians, remember they're lizards that suck sap until they turn into humanoids.
>>332949751
nigga that looks like the fuckin iguanadon from godzilla get that retarded ass shit off my board
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
>>332949560
more like belongs in the >>>/trash/
>>332950137
bahahaha
stupid dunmer whore wasn't ready for this and wrote a book about it
>>332949972
Humans eat weirder shit than just powered animal dicks
>>332950263
It's just some fan art autismo, calm down.
>>332950448
Well sure, but that part of the game just caught me off guard.
>>332948315
http://www.prequeladventure.com/extras/
Bottom two are recent.
>>332950672
i dont even know what this thread is about i'm just telling you right now you better not post that iguana from godzilla ever again if you don't wanna get these hands.
>>332944979
No, which makes them a superior race
Yes, OP. They do.
>>332950819
>I don't even know what this thread is about I'm just telling you...
Yeah, okay fair enough.
The thread is full of shitposting as it is.What did you think of that Godzilla remake?
>>332950672
must be why they rated it M obviously.
right?
>>332946401
This belongs in >>>>>>>//////trash/////////
>>332951005
it was ok i liked when he roared and did the breath
should've had a lot more bryan cranston but he probably costs $50 million a scene
>>332951017
Dialogue in general (namely the Dark Brotherhood's) and more-detailed violence/blood.
>>332947038
those are implants
>>332951017
Nah I thought the cave full of naked lizard men among other things was mostly why.
>>332944979
I would say so seeing how they reproduce. Why would ask such a stupid question?
>>332944979
they have Argenitals
I want to fuck an Argonian right in his cloaca
>>332950672
>calls someone else autistic
>posts lizard men
Of course they do, all reptiles have some form of genitals. What dumb question is that?
>>332951423
oh lawdy mature game for mature people
>>332949972
Disgusting filthy humans, with your Giant toe soup and roasted deer legs. Why can't your kind develop a more refine Cyrodiilic taste, like nutritive spun-crystals. Don't get me started on your gluttony... Eating three times a day. Didn't your kind learn anything when you were once our slaves?
>>332951802
Don't Altmers eat only once every day?
>>332951625
>using a tripcode
>making obvious bait
>>332951554
Lewd.
>>332951770
I don't even see why the game is rated M. Besides some dialogue here and there, some implications through text and dialogue, there was nothing really "M" rated about it.
Sure there was some blood here and there but what else was there really?
>>332950953
Where can I find more of that?
>>332951987
Yes
>>332952034
I'm asking myself the same question.
I can't remember one moment that threw me off.
>>332952034
The M rating was a big fiasco that happened after the game was released. Modders quickly found a way to remove the clothes on the character models, there was an outcry, and ESRB forced Bethesda to bump up the rating
>>332950381
Barenziah didn't write shit
>>332947038
>I never considered how little sense that makes
What's great is that that was said in response to
>>332945119
and not
>>332947001
>>332952734
I forgot about that!
so she cucked a nord , got destroyed by a cat and got an imperial to write her books.
No wonder young female dunmer got shit reputation.
Can a human and Khajiit find love together?
>>332953340
Only on the battlefield
>>332953340
I certainly hope so
>>332953140
Dunmer women are naturally promiscuous. It's in their blood to be sluts. They are genetically inclined to be whores.
>>332953340
You need some skooma, some yarn, and about 40 gold for that.
>>332953340
I believe so. I want to find a Khajiit that's as cute as Katia.
>>332952098
Just rule 34 argonians in google til you bump into something good.
>>332949252
Argonians are the thinking man's fetish
>>332954598
then who's fetish khajiiti are?
Well, ain't you the high-tom-titty? You want something, I guess, or you wouldn't be messing up my air.
>>332954598
I'll accept that
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
9/10
Needs reptile contact lenses.
>>332954769
Furries
>>332950137
they do, there was a lore book and everything
>tfw no tall burly argonian bf to fuck me silly
/trash/ sends you their love
Furfags are insane.
>>332955872
HIGH
TEST
>>332944979
Can anyone link me a very good hentai involving argonians? I really feel the need to cum heaps tonight.
>>332956258
>WRPG
>Hentai
>female argonians
post beefy argonian husbandos or go to the trash
>>332955872
I'dcuddleher
>>332948783
>>332956449
But /trash/ has those scaly threads...
I know that's modded gameplay but what I don't get is how they can obtain that kind of mass since they are cold-blooded.
I know fuck-all about TES lore anyways.
>>332956258
nezumi
>>332956725
Why would being cold-blooded preclude building muscles?
Reminder that this thread is okay and shitposters can leave.
>>332954815
Is this the guy that did that Khobold comic?
>>332956960
Nah, pretty sure that's someone else
How often do humans/elves in Tamriel fuck Argonians?
Do you think an Argonian prostitute would be cheaper because nobody wants one, or more expensive because they're rare and exotic?
>>332957148
Cheap. I imagine few men or mer are into Argoniansthey're missing out
>>332957148
Also are there any good Argonian fapfics? I need to know for a school project.
>>332956869
I dunno, wouldn't it have something to do with them needing additional iron intake to get enough blood circulating in them correctly?
I keep thinking they're anemic for some reason.I keep trying to apply logic to fantasy games
>>332957540
I didn't want this boner
>>332957148
"Dancers" at the Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Morrowind remark that they've never had an Argonian before. Could just be because Morrowind isn't exactly #1 location for Argonians to emigrate to.
>>332957148
>>332957346
She's a qt. Does she have a name?
>>332957781
But there are tons of Argonian slaves in Morrowind
I think the real question is,
Is an Argonian's tongue long enough to give you a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time?God I hope so. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
>>332948030
Worth waiting
>>332957932
Probably but she's not mine I just found those pics on /tesg/
>>332958187
>no digitigrade legs
![VYPqWDi[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/paXydTu.png "VYPqWDi[2].png")
>>332957148
>>332957346
That collar looks familiar...
>>332958187
faggot, the tongue is or cuck penetration
>>332944979
I'd put my genitals in one.
>>332956449
Literally just a dragon head on top of a male body.Still pretty hot though.
>>332958187
Long enough to wrap around your cock, jerk it off and massage your prostate with enough left at the back of their to lap your cum up without breaking its hold
>>332958187
Coat, scales both are fine to me. I don't care anymore.
>>332958469
Lizards are plantigrade in real-life, so why would Argonians be digitigrade?
>>332959008
He probably thinks dinosaurs had feathers too
>>332958187
>Not instead fantasizing about getting a purr-job from a khajiit and a rimjob from an argonian at the same time
Step it up N'wah
>>332959175
Cat fur is itchy, though.
>>332959090
You got something against feathers?
>>332959175
>purr-job
is... is that what I think it is?
>>332959175
Step your fantasies up senpai
>implying you wouldn't blow a double-dicked Argonian
>implying you wouldn't willingly get shared between a femdom argonian and a burly argonian
>>332944979
If lizards have, then Argonians too.
Question is, do the males are like snakes?
Aka:TWO DICKS.
>>332944979
Cloaca, like other reptiles.
>>332959434
>two dicks
>>332959090
Cassowaries have feathers too.
>>332959434
Do sneks actually have that?
>>332944979
Have you heard of the high elfs?
>>332959551
That doesn't mean the males don't have pensies, though. Some people seem to get them mixed up with birds and assume that cloaca means no penis.
>>332953642
For what purpose
>>332959557
>>332959617
That's a fact with snakes. They really have two dicks.
The male uses one and after doing the deed he uses the other one while the previous one recharges.
They are indeed sex-machines.
>>332959841
I thought they had two so they didnt have to worry about positioning so much and could do it from both side.
>>332959819
>You will never be comforted by an Argonian amazon's massive chest after an arduous battle
>>332959721
BRAHGH
GROOOOHH
URUHpphhhhh
>>332959921
I think it would be difficult for them to do both females simultaneously.
But you are right with the positioning thing. It would be hard for them to do it the same way mammals or humans do it, hence why their dicks come from the sides.
Do you think khajiit women lust for human men?
>Argonians
Step it up
>>332959819
>Argonian MILF
>>332960292
It's possible
>>332960302
>Not both
>>332945119
>>332960414
Kalameet is truly the prefect waifu
>but the game said that it's a he
Fuck off
>>332952034
>I don't even see why the game is rated M. Besides some dialogue here and there, some implications through text and dialogue, there was nothing really "M" rated about it.
It was some missable parts of the Drak Brotherhood missions. Everything else was pretty tame, but those kinda ramped up the dark vibe. I'm pretty sure the M rating was because of that part were you arrive and it turns out they executed the "traitor". He's seen dangling invertedly and mostly naked from the ceiling with lots of deep, detailed gashes in his body and with his penis cut off. It shocked me a bit compared to the rest of the atmosphere of the game 10 years ago.
>>332960515
>tfw nothing there
>>332960580
Boys can be girls too anon.
Cloaca is basically a vagina.
>>332956449
fuck off Buff
>>332960292
There are degenerates in every race that want to fuck each other
>>332960802
Why wouldn't they have nipples?
How do they get the hist out?
>>332960803
Man Cloaca is better than Woman Cloaca though
>>332960802
>Tits w/o nipples
That's some lore-friendly shit right there
Who voiced the argonians in oblivion ?
>>332961025
Dude, she's 15. Also a lizard.
>>332961025
VENOM SACKS
E
N
O
M
S
A
C
K
S
Only explanation for reptilian females to have breasts.
Fuck one
Marry the other
>>332959557
>>332961032
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634753/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t12
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1200405/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t6
>>332961195
Not argonian
and not argonian
>>332961195
Marry big one and adopt kobold and fuck it on the side
>>332961008
Have you ever heard of snake milk? Crocodile milk? Or turtle milk for that matter?
>>332961221
>>332952034
There are heads on pikes in the oblivion realm as well
>>332961469
So you're saying they milk her penis for
Don't sexualize the lizard.
>>332961561
Her *feminine* penis.
>>332961195
I'll marry the dragonborn.
>all these plebs who probably started the series with Skyrim and don't know shit about the lore
>all these plebs who don't know Argonians were created by magical tree gods who mutated man and reptilians to make them
>>332961871
YEAH MAN BUT REPTILE DICKS???
>>332961871
Yeah, the lore's neat and all, but I think I need to brush up some more on the finer details.Time to go back to e621
>>332961195
>still no mod lets you play as a qt kobold
jesus christ someone just shove an argonian head on a scamp or something
>>332962437Degeneracy has never felt so good.
>>332962437
>>332962774I don't understand these references, but I have a feeling that they are lewd in nature. Tell me more.
>>332960292
Only if theyre rich and can take care if them because khajiit are lazy and greedy.
In other words, exactly like human women.
>>332963227
You need to factor in belly rubs
How can Khajiit men compete?
>>332947038
it makes about us much sense as them having human anatomy and speaking
>>332963538
Barbed penises
Khajiit and Argonians are perfect.
>>332963108
It's a furry porn website
>>332963830
Doesn't matter if they're tiny strawberry dicks
>>332963910oh no
>>332963918
They're sheathed so they're growers not showers
>>332963830
Wouldn't barbed penises make sex terrible? Female cats don't seem to like it
>>332964082
Yeah, its not like they cum and ovulate because of it.
>>332964082
>not wanting the inside of your love canal scratched to shit by needle sharp barbs to ensure ovulation
>>332964082
The barbs aren't like knives it's just cats are assholes and don't give a fuck if the other is enjoying it
>>332960292
> Gives you gifts.
> Gives you a key to her home.
> Tells you you can take some things if you need.
> Also lets you sleep on the same bed as her.
> Considers you her very special friend.
>Has a tendency of clipping through the floor and disappearing from your game, which actually made me really fucking sad, because I genuinely liked her.
Khajiit women probably flock to humans considering they don't have spiny dicks
>>332964290
>Has a tendency of clipping through the floor and disappearing from your game, which actually made me really fucking sad, because I genuinely liked her.
This happened to me, had to use console commands to get her back
>>332964451
Fuck off. They should be flocking to elf dicks since they are elves themselves.
>>332959778
To give birth to other sluts like your mother
>>332963830
>>332964527
Elves are fucking lying assholes that are not to be trusted
>>332947038
EGG
SACKS
>>332964527
>khajiit are elves
No, they're not. Their form was bound to the moons by daedra before the ehlnofey who created the mer could get to them. This doesn't just make them NOT mer, it puts them in an entirely diffrent category than both men and mer.
>>332945119
I don't understand why. They aren't mammals.
>>332964527
All the more reason to genocide all elves. Humans deserve exclusive use of all beast races.
>>332963108Dont go
>>332964849
Shut the fuck up faggot
They are just bastardized bosmer, get the fuck out of here you moon sagger
>>332964891
They used to be until tree gods made them part lizard with special magic sap.
>>332961195
fuck dragonborn
fuck kobold
marry thri-kreen
>>332964527
Elves are huge faggots and almost throw tantrums when they are forced to admit Khajiits and Orcs are their kin, though.
>>332964953
>cheese grater
>>332964953what the fuck
DUNMER A BEST
ALL OTHER RACES A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>332964849
>>332964992
Do exist more autistic replies than these?
>>332965153
>>332955872
>dem dark pube-scales
CUTE
I want to impregnate a khajiit with my human seed
>>332963538
Oh fuck that artist is good, does he do lewd?
>>332964992
No. It's hinted at that the bosmer and khajiit share a common ancestor in the form of the vague "forest people". Then the ehlnofey Y'ffre made the bosmer and the khajiit had their form bound to the cycles of the moon by Azura (I think). So unless this makes gorillas human, the khajiit remain non-mer.
mods
>>332953140
from a joke book in daggerfall
>A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man. When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."
>A Dark Elf woman was being shown around Daggerfall. When she was shown the magnificent Castle Daggerfall, she smiled sweetly to her guide and whispered, "It reminds me of sex." "That's odd," said her guide. "Why does our Castle Daggerfall remind you of sex?"
The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does."
>Yelithah told Vathysah that she was having dinner with a Dark Elf named Morleth that night.
"I hear he's an animal," said Vathysah. "He'll rip your dress right off you." "Thank you for telling me," said Yelithah, "I'll be sure to wear an old dress."
>>332965456
get in line
>>332965470
I'm not sure
>>332965470
She does not.
http://nakanoart.deviantart.com/
>>332956698
do you have the gomen gomen one
>>332965658
Damn.
>>332947038
>>332964891
The hist gives them tits to make them morefappableso they can get along with other mortals better. They are literally the only Tamrielic race to have straight up evolved instead of being decended from some god like race. The hist is just looking out for them.
>>332959617
most marsupials do as well, echidnas actually have 4 dicks
>>332965597
>Everything does
Fucking kek.
>>332950381
What book is this?
>>332964953
suicide
>>332966057
It's part of The Real Barenziah.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Real_Barenziah_%28Daggerfall%29
Beginning of Part III
>>332965848
That chart is nice but it trusts in-game propaganda far too much. The nedes were not descendants of the atmorans, the atmorans did infact emigrate from Tamriel originally only to return late on (and turn into the Nords). The idea that atmora is the birthplace of the nords (and humanity) is nord/imperial propaganda.
The khajjit should also get a seperate tree derives from the same place as the ehlnofey.
>>332964953
>hyperscat
I don't even want to know
>>332965597
>The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does."
>>332966281
Nah, the Khajit are basically Bosmer with Azura stabilization instead of Yffre.
The chart is indeed wrong though.
>>332964891
THEY AREN'T REAL EITHER FAGTRON
>>332964953
Man, e621 tags are no fun.
>>332966186
>the version in morrowind had it cut out
>>332966456
Exactly. They share a common ancestor (that is not mentioned specifically), but so do men and mer in the form of the original ehlnofey who turned into the wanderers and the "old ehlnofey". The bosmer still show off this original beast influence in the form of the Wild Hunt that thankfully happens very rarely.
>>332965530
>Comparing human evolution to mer gizmo gasmo
They are as mer as orcs are.
>>332965597
horny af
>>332966186
>a bargains a bargain anon
>a scholar's guide to Nypmhs
I grew up a scholar, an ascetic devoted to knowledge, with eyes that saw beauty in a fascinating passage in a dusty tome, love in the candle that allowed me to study on starless nights, passion in a well-reasoned argument of a long dead issue. I was a student who never graduated and was never expelled.
Though I am not defending myself, I should further define myself. I am not what you would call a prude. In fact, I can speak of subjects in a detached way that would make the most debauched strumpet in Skyhawk blush with discovered modesty. I wrote an essay the House of Dibella as a scholar should, analysing the cult of beauty and physical relations as one might study crop rotation or the digestive system of an orc. The acquaintances of mine who were inclined to wink and giggle I tolerated, but barely.
With all that said, the reader will understand that when I decided to study the language of the nymphs in order to study their character and culture, it was not a decision I made on account of prurience or lust. Scholars have historically neglected the nymph as a subject worthy of research, and this neglect I attribute to prejudice. The sages with whom I have spoken on the subject have eloquently and intelligently formed sentences which, boiled down, can be translated as: "Nymphs look like beautiful, naked women who skip along tra-la-la and like to have indisciminate sex. What could they have to say that would be of any interest?"
So here I was faced with the most daunting of projects -- to study and research a species unstudied is a potentially rewarding challenge. If the subject was unstudied because the scientific community had deemed it beneath interest, a potentially rewarding but decidedly frustrating challenge. If I spent months in serious study of their language and culture and additional time in their company, and discovered nothing more than that the common prejudice is correct, the term "laughing stock" would not do me justice.
>>332966604
I gotta say that milk_fight is a great tag, though.
>>332966898
So, excited and nervous for reasons unrelated to the notoriously promiscuous behavior of my subjects, I began my studies. I mastered the language, a melodious tongue that sounds like wild elf and faerie but share no vocabulary with them. I studied the lore, and found it to be on the whole, little more than pornography and crude conjecture.
I next had to find a nymph.
From my centralized location in the Imperial City, I found it easy to send word around to several wellknown temples and guilds devoted to study in all the provinces. Not all replies back were serious in nature, but one, from the School of Julianos in Sentinel helped me considerably. To Magister Oitos and his disciples, I here offer my sincere gratitude.
Nymphs are extremely shy creatures, no matter what the more obscene stories will tell you. No one who I've spoken with has had one seek him or her out. Thus to speak with a nymph requires energy and patience.
Out of courtesy for her privacy, I will not here give the location of the little grotto off the coast of Hammerfell where I found the nymph. It took three months of patient waiting, leaving presents where I knew the nymph would be, before the nymph stood still at my approach.
I remember I was carrying a bouquet of purple and white tetias, and she looked at them and then at me, and smiled. The effect of her smile was truly magical, I'm convinced. Her body was, of course, perfect; her face lovely and serene; her hair like silk flame. But until she smiled, she was beautiful in the abstract, a perfect statue by a master. The smile made her approachable and, thus, terrifying.
"For you," I said, attempting my first utterance of Nymph to a real nymph.
Her smile grew into a grin which became a giggle and then a laugh. The reader has doubtless heard of the silver laughter of the elves. The nymph's laugh is earthy and spontaneous, and very ... suggestive.
"And what do you want from me in return, mortal?" she asked.
>>332966728
No. Orcs were derived from mer. Khajiit were derived from the same primordial ooze as the mer were. Mer did not exist before the khajiit did (and probably vice versa), they were just created from the same stuff.
>>332964953
>Hyperscat
>Cheese grater
>Features characters from MLP and Sonic
Of course it would
>>332967014
"I am," There is no, I should say, known word in the Nymph language for scholar, "I am a man who likes to learn things. I want to learn things about you."
And I did.
Nymphs are the wisest, most wonderful creatures in Tamriel. My nymph, her name is Ayalea (a poor phonetic transcription of a word that sounds more like a light wind blowing through a small crack in a hollow chamber) and she knows more about the behavior and varieties of the deep woodland creatures than the greatest wood elf scholar I ever met. She taught me of flowers and ghosts and creatures too fast and timid to have ever been seen by man.
Ayalea taught me how to learn for the very first time. How to open my mind to all of the possibilities of life and how to use that knowledge, not just to hold in my cramped brain like a dragon's horde.
If you ever meet a nymph, speak to her.
Editor's note: the writer Vondham Barres is no longer a scholar at the Imperial University. He deposited this manuscript and was promptly arrested for degeneracy.
>>332967067
>before
This was the Dawn Era, anon, "before" wasn't really a thing.
