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Do Argonians have genitals?
>>332944979
female ones have tits at least
No, they deevide down the meeddle and spleet eento a second argonian, like a starfeesh you see
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
>POWDERED DEER PENIS
Do they need any to be loved?
Dickless Argonians
Just here for the inevitable Skyrim Argonian lewds
>>332946539
This.
I would assume so, what with the lusty maid and all
IIRC Argonians are a stage in the life cycle of extra-dimensional trees
>>332945119
I never considered how little sense that makes
>>332947038
It's easier to milk Hist from titties than it is to collect it from tree sap
All the Argonian ladies have tits just in case they're ever needed to be carted back home and turned into Hist-cows
>>332947038
They're just emulating the body-shape of humanoids.
>http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian
> It is said that upon exiting the juvenile stage of life, an Argonian will lick Hist sap in order to stimulate the hormonal glands, which sprout appropriate organs from which the Argonian's gender can be determined. However, this is unconfirmed, and Argonian hatchlings may apparently be of either gender. Argonian appearance ranges from reptilian to almost human; this is caused by the Hist sap they ingest as hatchlings which ceremonially takes place on their Naming Day.
Yes they do.
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
No, I'm quite alright thanks.
>>332946401
>>332947169
>>332947431
>no update (minus side-stories) in several months
At least we have pirate-kitty.
what the FUCK
>>332948030
>side stories
what? where?
>>332947507
Gotta be honest, based on the thumbnail I thought she was smothering a black baby in this one.
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
I'd be 100% for an Argonian GF if Argonians were real.
>>332947431
>you care to find out?
>>332945119
big fat hist sacks
>>332948030
6/10 would fug
>>332947507
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
>>332947627
got the rest of the set or sauce?
>>332949054
http://elenasamko.deviantart.com/art/The-Lusty-Argonian-Maid-510983430
>>332947960
I bet it's a man. Of course it'll be a man.
>>332949252
does she polish the spear?
>>332949407
Yes
fuck off falafox
Kirkbride says no
The fan art says yes
>>332949751
Who?
Maybe like some reptiles they do have a penis so maybe Argonians do.
>>332945978
>considered a delicacy
Man that dialogue was fucking weird.
>>332946401
Do Khajiits have barbed penises?
>>332947038
hist sap
if you ever think something doesnt make sense about argonians, remember they're lizards that suck sap until they turn into humanoids.
>>332949751
nigga that looks like the fuckin iguanadon from godzilla get that retarded ass shit off my board
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
>>332949560
more like belongs in the >>>/trash/
>>332950137
bahahaha
stupid dunmer whore wasn't ready for this and wrote a book about it
>>332949972
Humans eat weirder shit than just powered animal dicks
>>332950263
It's just some fan art autismo, calm down.
>>332950448
Well sure, but that part of the game just caught me off guard.
>>332948315
http://www.prequeladventure.com/extras/
Bottom two are recent.
>>332950672
i dont even know what this thread is about i'm just telling you right now you better not post that iguana from godzilla ever again if you don't wanna get these hands.
>>332944979
No, which makes them a superior race
Yes, OP. They do.
>>332950819
>I don't even know what this thread is about I'm just telling you...
Yeah, okay fair enough.
The thread is full of shitposting as it is.What did you think of that Godzilla remake?
>>332950672
must be why they rated it M obviously.
right?
>>332946401
This belongs in >>>>>>>//////trash/////////
>>332951005
it was ok i liked when he roared and did the breath
should've had a lot more bryan cranston but he probably costs $50 million a scene
>>332951017
Dialogue in general (namely the Dark Brotherhood's) and more-detailed violence/blood.
>>332947038
those are implants
>>332951017
Nah I thought the cave full of naked lizard men among other things was mostly why.
>>332944979
I would say so seeing how they reproduce. Why would ask such a stupid question?
>>332944979
they have Argenitals
I want to fuck an Argonian right in his cloaca
>>332950672
>calls someone else autistic
>posts lizard men
Of course they do, all reptiles have some form of genitals. What dumb question is that?
>>332951423
oh lawdy mature game for mature people
>>332949972
Disgusting filthy humans, with your Giant toe soup and roasted deer legs. Why can't your kind develop a more refine Cyrodiilic taste, like nutritive spun-crystals. Don't get me started on your gluttony... Eating three times a day. Didn't your kind learn anything when you were once our slaves?
>>332951802
Don't Altmers eat only once every day?
>>332951625
>using a tripcode
>making obvious bait
>>332951554
Lewd.
>>332951770
I don't even see why the game is rated M. Besides some dialogue here and there, some implications through text and dialogue, there was nothing really "M" rated about it.
Sure there was some blood here and there but what else was there really?
>>332950953
Where can I find more of that?
>>332951987
Yes
>>332952034
I'm asking myself the same question.
I can't remember one moment that threw me off.
>>332952034
The M rating was a big fiasco that happened after the game was released. Modders quickly found a way to remove the clothes on the character models, there was an outcry, and ESRB forced Bethesda to bump up the rating
>>332950381
Barenziah didn't write shit
>>332947038
>I never considered how little sense that makes
What's great is that that was said in response to
>>332945119
and not
>>332947001
>>332952734
I forgot about that!
so she cucked a nord , got destroyed by a cat and got an imperial to write her books.
No wonder young female dunmer got shit reputation.
Can a human and Khajiit find love together?
>>332953340
Only on the battlefield
>>332953340
I certainly hope so
>>332953140
Dunmer women are naturally promiscuous. It's in their blood to be sluts. They are genetically inclined to be whores.
>>332953340
You need some skooma, some yarn, and about 40 gold for that.
>>332953340
I believe so. I want to find a Khajiit that's as cute as Katia.
>>332952098
Just rule 34 argonians in google til you bump into something good.
Argonians are the thinking man's fetish
>>332954598
then who's fetish khajiiti are?
Well, ain't you the high-tom-titty? You want something, I guess, or you wouldn't be messing up my air.
>>332954598
I'll accept that
>>332947507
>>332947627
>>332947749
>>332947852
>>332947960
9/10
Needs reptile contact lenses.
>>332954769
Furries
>>332950137
they do, there was a lore book and everything
>tfw no tall burly argonian bf to fuck me silly
/trash/ sends you their love
Furfags are insane.
>>332955872
HIGH
TEST
>>332944979
Can anyone link me a very good hentai involving argonians? I really feel the need to cum heaps tonight.
>>332956258
>WRPG
>Hentai
>female argonians
post beefy argonian husbandos or go to the trash
>>332955872
I'dcuddleher
>>332948783
>>332956449
But /trash/ has those scaly threads...
I know that's modded gameplay but what I don't get is how they can obtain that kind of mass since they are cold-blooded.
I know fuck-all about TES lore anyways.
>>332956258
nezumi
>>332956725
Why would being cold-blooded preclude building muscles?
Reminder that this thread is okay and shitposters can leave.
>>332954815
Is this the guy that did that Khobold comic?
>>332956960
Nah, pretty sure that's someone else
How often do humans/elves in Tamriel fuck Argonians?
Do you think an Argonian prostitute would be cheaper because nobody wants one, or more expensive because they're rare and exotic?
>>332957148
Cheap. I imagine few men or mer are into Argoniansthey're missing out
>>332957148
Also are there any good Argonian fapfics? I need to know for a school project.
>>332956869
I dunno, wouldn't it have something to do with them needing additional iron intake to get enough blood circulating in them correctly?
I keep thinking they're anemic for some reason.I keep trying to apply logic to fantasy games
>>332957540
I didn't want this boner
>>332957148
"Dancers" at the Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Morrowind remark that they've never had an Argonian before. Could just be because Morrowind isn't exactly #1 location for Argonians to emigrate to.
>>332957148
>>332957346
She's a qt. Does she have a name?
>>332957781
But there are tons of Argonian slaves in Morrowind
I think the real question is,
Is an Argonian's tongue long enough to give you a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time?God I hope so. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
>>332948030
Worth waiting
>>332957932
Probably but she's not mine I just found those pics on /tesg/
>>332958187
>no digitigrade legs
>>332957148
>>332957346
That collar looks familiar...
>>332958187
faggot, the tongue is or cuck penetration
>>332944979
I'd put my genitals in one.
>>332956449
Literally just a dragon head on top of a male body.Still pretty hot though.
>>332958187
Long enough to wrap around your cock, jerk it off and massage your prostate with enough left at the back of their to lap your cum up without breaking its hold
>>332958187
Coat, scales both are fine to me. I don't care anymore.
>>332958469
Lizards are plantigrade in real-life, so why would Argonians be digitigrade?
>>332959008
He probably thinks dinosaurs had feathers too
>>332958187
>Not instead fantasizing about getting a purr-job from a khajiit and a rimjob from an argonian at the same time
Step it up N'wah
>>332959175
Cat fur is itchy, though.
>>332959090
You got something against feathers?
>>332959175
>purr-job
is... is that what I think it is?
>>332959175
Step your fantasies up senpai
>implying you wouldn't blow a double-dicked Argonian
>implying you wouldn't willingly get shared between a femdom argonian and a burly argonian
>>332944979
If lizards have, then Argonians too.
Question is, do the males are like snakes?
Aka:TWO DICKS.
>>332944979
Cloaca, like other reptiles.
>>332959434
>two dicks
>>332959090
Cassowaries have feathers too.
>>332959434
Do sneks actually have that?
>>332944979
Have you heard of the high elfs?
>>332959551
That doesn't mean the males don't have pensies, though. Some people seem to get them mixed up with birds and assume that cloaca means no penis.
>>332953642
For what purpose
>>332959557
>>332959617
That's a fact with snakes. They really have two dicks.
The male uses one and after doing the deed he uses the other one while the previous one recharges.
They are indeed sex-machines.
>>332959841
I thought they had two so they didnt have to worry about positioning so much and could do it from both side.
>>332959819
>You will never be comforted by an Argonian amazon's massive chest after an arduous battle
>>332959721
BRAHGH
GROOOOHH
URUHpphhhhh
>>332959921
I think it would be difficult for them to do both females simultaneously.
But you are right with the positioning thing. It would be hard for them to do it the same way mammals or humans do it, hence why their dicks come from the sides.
Do you think khajiit women lust for human men?
>Argonians
Step it up
>>332959819
>Argonian MILF
>>332960292
It's possible
>>332960302
>Not both
>>332960414
Kalameet is truly the prefect waifu
>but the game said that it's a he
Fuck off
>>332952034
>I don't even see why the game is rated M. Besides some dialogue here and there, some implications through text and dialogue, there was nothing really "M" rated about it.
It was some missable parts of the Drak Brotherhood missions. Everything else was pretty tame, but those kinda ramped up the dark vibe. I'm pretty sure the M rating was because of that part were you arrive and it turns out they executed the "traitor". He's seen dangling invertedly and mostly naked from the ceiling with lots of deep, detailed gashes in his body and with his penis cut off. It shocked me a bit compared to the rest of the atmosphere of the game 10 years ago.
>>332960515
>tfw nothing there
>>332960580
Boys can be girls too anon.
Cloaca is basically a vagina.
>>332956449
fuck off Buff
>>332960292
There are degenerates in every race that want to fuck each other
>>332960802
Why wouldn't they have nipples?
How do they get the hist out?
>>332960803
Man Cloaca is better than Woman Cloaca though
>>332960802
>Tits w/o nipples
That's some lore-friendly shit right there
Who voiced the argonians in oblivion ?
>>332961025
Dude, she's 15. Also a lizard.
>>332961025
VENOM SACKS
E
N
O
M
S
A
C
K
S
Only explanation for reptilian females to have breasts.
Fuck one
Marry the other
>>332961032
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0634753/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t12
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1200405/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t6
>>332961195
Not argonian
and not argonian
>>332961195
Marry big one and adopt kobold and fuck it on the side
>>332961008
Have you ever heard of snake milk? Crocodile milk? Or turtle milk for that matter?
>>332952034
There are heads on pikes in the oblivion realm as well
>>332961469
So you're saying they milk her penis for
Don't sexualize the lizard.
>>332961561
Her *feminine* penis.
>>332961195
I'll marry the dragonborn.
>all these plebs who probably started the series with Skyrim and don't know shit about the lore
>all these plebs who don't know Argonians were created by magical tree gods who mutated man and reptilians to make them
>>332961871
YEAH MAN BUT REPTILE DICKS???
>>332961871
Yeah, the lore's neat and all, but I think I need to brush up some more on the finer details.Time to go back to e621
>>332961195
>still no mod lets you play as a qt kobold
jesus christ someone just shove an argonian head on a scamp or something
>>332962437Degeneracy has never felt so good.
>>332962437
>>332962774I don't understand these references, but I have a feeling that they are lewd in nature. Tell me more.
>>332960292
Only if theyre rich and can take care if them because khajiit are lazy and greedy.
In other words, exactly like human women.
>>332963227
You need to factor in belly rubs
How can Khajiit men compete?
>>332947038
it makes about us much sense as them having human anatomy and speaking
>>332963538
Barbed penises
Khajiit and Argonians are perfect.
>>332963108
It's a furry porn website
>>332963830
Doesn't matter if they're tiny strawberry dicks
>>332963918
They're sheathed so they're growers not showers
>>332963830
Wouldn't barbed penises make sex terrible? Female cats don't seem to like it
>>332964082
Yeah, its not like they cum and ovulate because of it.
>>332964082
>not wanting the inside of your love canal scratched to shit by needle sharp barbs to ensure ovulation
>>332964082
The barbs aren't like knives it's just cats are assholes and don't give a fuck if the other is enjoying it
>>332960292
> Gives you gifts.
> Gives you a key to her home.
> Tells you you can take some things if you need.
> Also lets you sleep on the same bed as her.
> Considers you her very special friend.
>Has a tendency of clipping through the floor and disappearing from your game, which actually made me really fucking sad, because I genuinely liked her.
Khajiit women probably flock to humans considering they don't have spiny dicks
>>332964290
>Has a tendency of clipping through the floor and disappearing from your game, which actually made me really fucking sad, because I genuinely liked her.
This happened to me, had to use console commands to get her back
>>332964451
Fuck off. They should be flocking to elf dicks since they are elves themselves.
>>332959778
To give birth to other sluts like your mother
>>332964527
Elves are fucking lying assholes that are not to be trusted
>>332947038
EGG
SACKS
>>332964527
>khajiit are elves
No, they're not. Their form was bound to the moons by daedra before the ehlnofey who created the mer could get to them. This doesn't just make them NOT mer, it puts them in an entirely diffrent category than both men and mer.
>>332945119
I don't understand why. They aren't mammals.
>>332964527
All the more reason to genocide all elves. Humans deserve exclusive use of all beast races.
>>332963108Dont go
>>332964849
Shut the fuck up faggot
They are just bastardized bosmer, get the fuck out of here you moon sagger
>>332964891
They used to be until tree gods made them part lizard with special magic sap.
>>332961195
fuck dragonborn
fuck kobold
marry thri-kreen
>>332964527
Elves are huge faggots and almost throw tantrums when they are forced to admit Khajiits and Orcs are their kin, though.
>>332964953
>cheese grater
>>332964953what the fuck
DUNMER A BEST
ALL OTHER RACES A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>332964849
>>332964992
Do exist more autistic replies than these?
>>332955872
>dem dark pube-scales
CUTE
I want to impregnate a khajiit with my human seed
>>332963538
Oh fuck that artist is good, does he do lewd?
>>332964992
No. It's hinted at that the bosmer and khajiit share a common ancestor in the form of the vague "forest people". Then the ehlnofey Y'ffre made the bosmer and the khajiit had their form bound to the cycles of the moon by Azura (I think). So unless this makes gorillas human, the khajiit remain non-mer.
mods
>>332953140
from a joke book in daggerfall
>A Dark Elf man killed his wife after catching her making love with another man. When the magistrate asked him why he killed her instead of her lover, the man replied, "I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."
>A Dark Elf woman was being shown around Daggerfall. When she was shown the magnificent Castle Daggerfall, she smiled sweetly to her guide and whispered, "It reminds me of sex." "That's odd," said her guide. "Why does our Castle Daggerfall remind you of sex?"
The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does."
>Yelithah told Vathysah that she was having dinner with a Dark Elf named Morleth that night.
"I hear he's an animal," said Vathysah. "He'll rip your dress right off you." "Thank you for telling me," said Yelithah, "I'll be sure to wear an old dress."
>>332965456
get in line
>>332965470
I'm not sure
>>332965470
She does not.
http://nakanoart.deviantart.com/
>>332956698
do you have the gomen gomen one
>>332965658
Damn.
>>332947038
>>332964891
The hist gives them tits to make them morefappableso they can get along with other mortals better. They are literally the only Tamrielic race to have straight up evolved instead of being decended from some god like race. The hist is just looking out for them.
>>332959617
most marsupials do as well, echidnas actually have 4 dicks
>>332965597
>Everything does
Fucking kek.
>>332950381
What book is this?
>>332964953
suicide
>>332966057
It's part of The Real Barenziah.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Real_Barenziah_%28Daggerfall%29
Beginning of Part III
>>332965848
That chart is nice but it trusts in-game propaganda far too much. The nedes were not descendants of the atmorans, the atmorans did infact emigrate from Tamriel originally only to return late on (and turn into the Nords). The idea that atmora is the birthplace of the nords (and humanity) is nord/imperial propaganda.
The khajjit should also get a seperate tree derives from the same place as the ehlnofey.
>>332964953
>hyperscat
I don't even want to know
>>332965597
>The Dark Elf sighed, "Everything does."
>>332966281
Nah, the Khajit are basically Bosmer with Azura stabilization instead of Yffre.
The chart is indeed wrong though.
>>332964891
THEY AREN'T REAL EITHER FAGTRON
>>332964953
Man, e621 tags are no fun.
>>332966186
>the version in morrowind had it cut out
>>332966456
Exactly. They share a common ancestor (that is not mentioned specifically), but so do men and mer in the form of the original ehlnofey who turned into the wanderers and the "old ehlnofey". The bosmer still show off this original beast influence in the form of the Wild Hunt that thankfully happens very rarely.
>>332965530
>Comparing human evolution to mer gizmo gasmo
They are as mer as orcs are.
>>332965597
horny af
>>332966186
>a bargains a bargain anon
>a scholar's guide to Nypmhs
I grew up a scholar, an ascetic devoted to knowledge, with eyes that saw beauty in a fascinating passage in a dusty tome, love in the candle that allowed me to study on starless nights, passion in a well-reasoned argument of a long dead issue. I was a student who never graduated and was never expelled.
Though I am not defending myself, I should further define myself. I am not what you would call a prude. In fact, I can speak of subjects in a detached way that would make the most debauched strumpet in Skyhawk blush with discovered modesty. I wrote an essay the House of Dibella as a scholar should, analysing the cult of beauty and physical relations as one might study crop rotation or the digestive system of an orc. The acquaintances of mine who were inclined to wink and giggle I tolerated, but barely.
With all that said, the reader will understand that when I decided to study the language of the nymphs in order to study their character and culture, it was not a decision I made on account of prurience or lust. Scholars have historically neglected the nymph as a subject worthy of research, and this neglect I attribute to prejudice. The sages with whom I have spoken on the subject have eloquently and intelligently formed sentences which, boiled down, can be translated as: "Nymphs look like beautiful, naked women who skip along tra-la-la and like to have indisciminate sex. What could they have to say that would be of any interest?"
So here I was faced with the most daunting of projects -- to study and research a species unstudied is a potentially rewarding challenge. If the subject was unstudied because the scientific community had deemed it beneath interest, a potentially rewarding but decidedly frustrating challenge. If I spent months in serious study of their language and culture and additional time in their company, and discovered nothing more than that the common prejudice is correct, the term "laughing stock" would not do me justice.
>>332966604
I gotta say that milk_fight is a great tag, though.
>>332966898
So, excited and nervous for reasons unrelated to the notoriously promiscuous behavior of my subjects, I began my studies. I mastered the language, a melodious tongue that sounds like wild elf and faerie but share no vocabulary with them. I studied the lore, and found it to be on the whole, little more than pornography and crude conjecture.
I next had to find a nymph.
From my centralized location in the Imperial City, I found it easy to send word around to several wellknown temples and guilds devoted to study in all the provinces. Not all replies back were serious in nature, but one, from the School of Julianos in Sentinel helped me considerably. To Magister Oitos and his disciples, I here offer my sincere gratitude.
Nymphs are extremely shy creatures, no matter what the more obscene stories will tell you. No one who I've spoken with has had one seek him or her out. Thus to speak with a nymph requires energy and patience.
Out of courtesy for her privacy, I will not here give the location of the little grotto off the coast of Hammerfell where I found the nymph. It took three months of patient waiting, leaving presents where I knew the nymph would be, before the nymph stood still at my approach.
I remember I was carrying a bouquet of purple and white tetias, and she looked at them and then at me, and smiled. The effect of her smile was truly magical, I'm convinced. Her body was, of course, perfect; her face lovely and serene; her hair like silk flame. But until she smiled, she was beautiful in the abstract, a perfect statue by a master. The smile made her approachable and, thus, terrifying.
"For you," I said, attempting my first utterance of Nymph to a real nymph.
Her smile grew into a grin which became a giggle and then a laugh. The reader has doubtless heard of the silver laughter of the elves. The nymph's laugh is earthy and spontaneous, and very ... suggestive.
"And what do you want from me in return, mortal?" she asked.
>>332966728
No. Orcs were derived from mer. Khajiit were derived from the same primordial ooze as the mer were. Mer did not exist before the khajiit did (and probably vice versa), they were just created from the same stuff.
>>332964953
>Hyperscat
>Cheese grater
>Features characters from MLP and Sonic
Of course it would
>>332967014
"I am," There is no, I should say, known word in the Nymph language for scholar, "I am a man who likes to learn things. I want to learn things about you."
And I did.
Nymphs are the wisest, most wonderful creatures in Tamriel. My nymph, her name is Ayalea (a poor phonetic transcription of a word that sounds more like a light wind blowing through a small crack in a hollow chamber) and she knows more about the behavior and varieties of the deep woodland creatures than the greatest wood elf scholar I ever met. She taught me of flowers and ghosts and creatures too fast and timid to have ever been seen by man.
Ayalea taught me how to learn for the very first time. How to open my mind to all of the possibilities of life and how to use that knowledge, not just to hold in my cramped brain like a dragon's horde.
If you ever meet a nymph, speak to her.
Editor's note: the writer Vondham Barres is no longer a scholar at the Imperial University. He deposited this manuscript and was promptly arrested for degeneracy.
>>332967067
>before
This was the Dawn Era, anon, "before" wasn't really a thing.
>>332966841
Nigga you're giving me fucking flashbacks here.
Westerners can never do it right. I want a game with CUTE lizard people.
>>332951802
>Didn't your kind learn anything when you were once our slaves?
Altmer aren't ayyyleids mate.
>>332967391
>that derpface
>cute
shit thread
Who did this?
>>332966731
>>332967391
And you consider that picture a cute lizard person, hopefully?
>>332967545
You're damn right its cute.
>>332967545
>derpface
you mean fetal alcohol syndrome
>>332967632
Of course.
>>332967592
This should be interesting.
I'd like argonians more if their bodies didn't look like shit, especially their feet. Is there even a mod to change that?
>>332967689
You mean cute.
Imagine if TES lore hadn't had killed off Lilmothiit as a race.
Bethesda must be kicking themselves for that now.
All those potential furry autism sales they'll never get.
Which argonian would be most likely to enjoy the bow and dildarrow?
>>332967864
>foot fetishist
Get >>>/out/
>>332964082
Actually, female cats need to be dicked by barbed penises for them to actually be able to even be inseminated.
>>332967717
Is that guy with the goggles from anything?
>>332967864
There's a few feet mods. Raptor feet, Three-toed plantigrade feet, and some other foot mod, at least.
>>332967982
'Fraid not.
>>332967979
Which means it would be totally safe to fuck a Khajit girl without a rubber.
>>332967971
Cool meme, faglord.
>>332967982
There better fucking be considering Skyrim has so many shitty and useless mods already.
>>332948030
The last update I remember was the sad cat, can't even remember her name, in a dream and getting reduced to an ashy skelly by some lightning. How far back was that?
>>332967546
are you going to continue?
>>332968083
True, but the Khajiit chick wouldn't be getting any pleasure out of it.
Again, cats are adapted to BARBED DICKS.
Smooth dicks won't give them any pleasure.
>>332966898
>>332967014
>>332967117
>Imperials arresting a True Scholar
Should have expected nothing less from Imperial pigs
Anyway thanks for posting this, I don't remember it from ingame books
>>332950279
Yes, thank you for telling us where you belong.
>>332968294
its only in daggerfall
>>332967936
They can easily retcon that, though, there is no explicit confirmation of them disappearing, they are only thought to be extinct.
There's also Akaviri vampire sneks.
What the FUCK is going on in this thread
>>332961871
I don't care about the lore at all. I only got Obivion 2 for the mods.
>>332969468
Marvelous, delicious, fulfilling degeneracy.
>>332968518
Oh my god.I wanna fuck that.
>>332944979
They reproduce and lay eggs, so yeah they have genitals.
>>332968316
/trash/ is a good board
>>332964953
>look up tags on paheal cause of this post
>turns out there are more things tagged "lucario" than "porkyman"
>>332970108
Their tagging isn't always brilliant. Some pictures get every little thing tagged, some are lucky to get the most basic shit
Here's a much better "phylogenetic" tree than the one posted previously. (good initative though)
>>332970108
Try e621, more furshit than r34 but they're so much more consistent with tags.
ALL I WANT IS A SMUG ALTMER WOMEN TO DOMINATE ME
F U C K
>>332969258
I want to be under a dragon's tail!
>>332970108
r34 has one of the shittiest tagging systems
>>332958231
>soul gem clip at the end
>>332970438
Altmer the best
>>332965597
>I considered it better to kill one woman than a different man every week."
>>332968518
That's a big lizard
>>332966186
>one of the most popular video game series of all time vividly describes having sex with a giant cat
>this thread
>>332959327
She managed to smile, even with her mouth full. She popped it out of her mouth and said, "That's the point, sweetheart." She put it back in her mouth and then she did something completely unexpected: from the back of her throat came deep, throaty humming, not unlike her purring, but lower, more solid. I made her entire mouth vibrate and shot waves of ecstasy through my whole body, making me buckle over in pleasure, gripping on to her head. It quickly drove me over the edge
>>332971627
You mean it's a tiny dragon
>>332973276
>not the version of the dragoness taunting the damsel 'cause she knows she's getting some chivalrous dick tonight
>>332973276
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR FUCKIN WEEKS
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY RESULTS COME UP FOR SEXY DRAGON GIRL?
>>332972663
Is this from some larger text?
>>332961195
>artist drew a ton of porn of this dragonborn lady
>one of them was my fetish:boobjob
>deleted them all
why didn't I save them first
is this an argonian thread?
>>332975209
Who's the artist?
>>332971627
for zoo
>>332975209
http://vj5pbopejlhcbz4n.onion.link/fa/presariorifle/?C=M;O=A
>>332975296
Presariorifle, although she didn't actually draw any of them if memory serves.
>>332975212
>zp92
i wish i could like this artist
but he does too much feet shit and the feet are ALWAYS the same shape
what a shame
>>332975212
>cowtits
>foot fetish
its shit
>>332975212
fucking zp92 ruins everything good
>muh exaggerated proportions
>muh close ups
>>332975404
Wait, are you sure?
Then what artist drew a shitload of porn and then deleted them? I know for a fact they existed. My body certainly remembers.
>>332976013
I linked an archive of the old art in their old gallery that's all been deleted. Was that not enough?
>what artist drew a shitload of porn and then deleted them?
Fully half the people on FA.
>>332976195
I'm talking specifically about that Dragonborn lady, whatever her name is.
>>332975653
He actually draws some good stuff when he's not doing feet.
>>332976408
The dragonborn lady is named Aleisandra. The person who created the character and bought gallons of porn of her was Presariorifle.
Presariorifle deleted all of their old art. I posted a link to an archive of most all of their old art, including most if not all of their art of that character which is named Aleisandra.
post more lizards
>>332976680
I only have males.
>>332976680
I really should stock up on some more argonians.
>>332976767
rude
>>332976767I don't mind.
>>332976795
most of my stuff is not argonian, unfortunately.
>>332944979
Well they have tits which doesn't make sense so given how lazy Bethesda is I don't see why they wouldn't also have mammalian genitals.
>>332976861
And...also I can't post most of them for reasons, so...
I'll have to leave it to others.
I... I wanted to talk about cool TES lore...
>>332976607
Fair enough then.
Couldn't find the lost boobjob in there. Thanks anyway though, however you got this is a mystery.
>>332976931
tl;dr I'm autistic.
One thing that just kills me about this picture and many of the others is the tail. I don't think that they should just pop out of the back like they were stuck on with adhesive, there's a lot of muscle attached to those appendages. Not only that but the angle of the tail seems out of place, it should move fluidly like an extension of the spine.I can still put aside these qualms and have a good fap. Thanks.
>>332976931
Same here desu.
>>332977293
TES lore is shit though
>>332977415
>>332977441
You're shit.
There's more lore in the differences between two in-universe guidebooks in TES than in most other games.
>>332977441
You're shit.
>>332977413
I know what you mean.It rarely affects my enjoyment though.
>>332977738
better?
>Kobolds do not exist in the Elder Scrolls universe
End my life fambo
>>332966281
>thinking nords didn't come from atmora
my ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?
>>332949902
>he doesn't know the cocaine & lsd fueled splendor that is Michael Kirkbride's extended universe of The Elder Scrolls.
If you were from /co/ you'd call it hyperfantasy. Like Superman Prime living till the 700th century and marrying a 5th dimensional demon queen and gaining one million powers over the course of ruling his galactic empire.
>>332977938
Bretty gudd.
>>332974105
https://www.sofurry.com/view/867016
That's the second of 3 parts though.
>>332976408
http://lucid-dakou.tumblr.com/post/89134346361/doodled-some-more-dbchans-for-tg-since-i-had
I don't remember him drawing much porn of her, if any. Might have been Sildre.
>>332977738
When people do that lizard booty just right though.... Unf.
>>332978596
>>332974105
3rd part is best with the lesbian argonian/khajiit scene
lizard tit
best tit
>be medieval knight
>trained to save princesses from dragons
>get hired to save princess
>princess is a dragon
what do?
>>332964953
not sure if I want to know how much alcohol they go through on a weekly basis
>>332979280
Save her, of course.
>>332964891
Taxonomy maps to existing things, existing things don't map to taxonomy.
If something that doesn't fit in existing taxonomy exists, taxonomy is wrong.
>>332965649
[muffled fapping noises]
>>332949902
The failed Chris Metzen.
>>332979280
unzip my dick
>>332979280
could be worse
>princess is a dragon, the creature that's holding her hostage is a girl King Kong
>You will never cuddle a qt khajiit while you play with her ears and her tail flicks against your legs and listen to her purr as you drift off to sleep
>>332980307
YES.
Do you think an average person would an argonian or khajiit?
>>332967067
hi caroline
how do youkissan argonian?
>>332944979
I sexually identify as an Argonian
>>332981119
On the snout
>>332950137
Well there are many types of khajiit
I bet the quadrupeds have em, the non-human bipeds might as well, but the most human ones probably do not
>>332955757
does the lore book explain what I was saying?
>>332981248
More like this.
>>332959736
>echidna
Jesus christ
Hyena and bat are interestingly human
>>332981524
Macro is always appreciated, yes.
Moar MILF dragons
>>332981680
I dont think it counts as macro if dragons are naturally big.
>>332981797
There more to this?
>>332981762
Or it just means that a "macro" sized dragon must be something truly immense.
>>332981982
I guess?
>>332981929
this is the only one i have, if you can find the rest, please share.
>>332981982
I honestly think if I saw that I would shit myself and slit my throat. Like goddamn, unless that thing's a gentle giant I'm gonna get chewed up.
>this whole god damn thread
>>332982669
scales =/= fur
>>332982521
>not knowing the artist
Pfff
>>332982669
But Ive only posted lizards.
>>332982549
It may not even be sapient in the usual sense of the word. More akin to a force of nature, like one of the world's seas.
>>332981343
but how
their snouts are all weird and long, how do you play tonsil hockey
>>332983663
Open jaws, insert face
What does /v/ think of floofy dragons?
>>332982742
Did you miss all that Khajiit posting earlier or something?
>>332984145
no, i was posting it too. :^)
>>332984090
Their nice.
I kinda like scales more, though.
>>332984090
They're cute, but scales are better.
>>332964953
>sonic_(series)
good thing I have that blacklisted
>>332984275
They're
I wish to own a cute dragon
>>332948030
who?
>>332984090
I prefer mine with scales. I meet my floofy quota withtiny horses.
>>332947749
stop it, boner
>>332984415
Me as well.
>>332984843
Toothless isn't a dragon, it's a cat.
>>332984630
Absolute degeneracy.So do I.
>>332964290
Proof that Khajiit women are best. Waifu tier character.
>>332949751
>Kirkbride says no
Sauce.
>>332985135
>>332948030
>>332947431
>>332968112
How the fuck are you guys still reading this. The guy has been going on months-long hiatuses since forever. Last time I read she was talking to that fucking ghost, it took forever for that shit to come out.
>>332985939
>>332985997
I don't anon.
>>332979793
underrated post
>>332984843I got the BD toy based on this guy last week
>>332947960
Hang on if you look at the eyes you call tell that's no argonian at all! It's a person wearing a lot of make up! What a fucking phony.
>>332984630
>>332985135Can't fucking wait for that new Braeburned comic. It'll fill my dragon and horse desires for weeks to come.
>>332985997
I invested so much time on it (almost since the start of the comic) that if I stop my brain will lose key survival information and shut down.Plus, I have a lot of patience. I Also read Berserk so you can guess I'm used to situations similar tho this.
>>332967546
holy FUCK thats a big ass
Someone make a fucking thread on /aco/ already, damn it.
I promise I will post.
>>332986608
Have a complementary big scaly ass.
>>332986279which one is that? i've got a snek dick and the deathclaw one as well.
>>332968804
>>332969707
What game?
>>332986971
Found it, abort, it's some homestuck shit
>>332982405
;_;
>>332987103
how new are you if you don't know what Prologue is
>>332979280
gettin too chivalrous for this shit
>>332986971
Prequel: Precede
If memory doesn't fail me.
>>332987103
> Sadcat
> Homestuck.
I am loving every laugh.
>>332977738
where do the balls go
>>332987436
They are internal.
>>332984376
>not blacklisting mlp
>>332986958Nox the Night Drake, it's really great.
>>332987678
> Missing out on delicious horse pussy.
>>332963830
Barbed dicks don't feel very good. Ever hear female cats during sex? They are usually in pain.
Holy fuck this thread.Shame I'm all empty by now.
So what's stopping you from modding Skyrim again?Besides having better games to play
>>332987736oh wow, i must have missed this one, it looks really fun. i've been looking for something without a knot. i ordered a hyaenodon from FB but they sure are taking their time with it. maybe i'll get one of these too.
>>332988162
Cause I am modding Oblivion atm. Just making omod of Maskars and it is taking FOR FUCKING EVER
>>332959956
>Scaley danger-noodle tits. Fucking no.
>>332988287
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SFW BOARD, WE DO NOT ALLOW THIS DEBAUCHERY.Zaggatar is 10/10 doe
>>332988162
Shite nigga, is that your game? What ENB/textures/whatever?
>>332988383
Why were old drawings so silly?
>>332987890
This guy gets it
I was thinking of taking the rest of my lsd and putting some music on to get ideas for an elder scrolls tabletop game i wanna run. Maybe i should just put on a few episodes of the elder lore podcast. (RIP)
>>332985997
Patience from long years and a lack of other sources for elder waifus.
>>332988162
>modded Skyrim world to be beautiful
>modded gameplay as best as I could
>started adding argonian sex mods so I could live out my sick homoerotic furfag fantasies
>all the dick textures and packages are too complicated
God FUCKING DAMN, who made SEX MODS SO FUCKING COMPLICATED?
>>332988617
You know, you could mod Skyrim without using sex mods.
I just settle for pose mods and I get by fine.
>>332987890
Most of the fags draw them like regular slits. Anatomically correct yelds the best results for puffy horse pussy, but the tag is underused
>>332988617
>skyrim modding
>hard
Holy shit end yourself. Only thing that makes the even mildly inconvenient is that Sexlab users make shitty readmes that rarely tell you the requirements for the mod
>>332988740
This.
>>332988740
Sometimes people just use equine_pussy instead of anatomically correct.
But I do notice there is an extra care from some mlpfags to make good horse pussy.
>>332988415
i've been meaning to go back and play modded skyrim again but modding oblivion is a fucking chore.
I don't suppose anyone here could give recommendations on a good thick ass and big breasts type preset for UNP body? Giving the females a balloon and breasts are easy enough but I'm still working on shape. Chubby+at least some apple cheek seems to be ok for asses. Using MBCM one atm
>>332988853
Okay, I'm pretty computer illiterate, so I can't for the life of me figure that stuff out.
>>332984989
A cat is fine too.
>>332986279
I approve your purchase.
>>332988617
Anon, anon check out "all in one animated pussy" mod. It literally does everything for you in terms of body mods:
http://www.loverslab.com/topic/54739-all-in-one-hdt-animated-pussy/
You just have to settle for one of their 12 presets though for females.
>>332988720
That Argonian is cute. But what's up with her eye? Is she blinking?
>>332989240
>females
Anon...
I want to fuckDerkeethus
>>332989293
>noben
It has dick, doesn't it?
>>332989056
Way more people have difficulty than you think. Took a lot of effort on my end to figure everything out. If your willing to put in the massive amount of time to learn everything even computer illiterate can figure it out. Takes huge amount of patience though and alot of trial and error to figure it out. If you ever try it again don't use Nexus Mod Manager. It is literal junk compared to Wyre Bash and Mod Organizer. I'm using Mod organizer and it does so much of the work for you if you just bother to learn how to use it.
>>332989381
Bethesda thought it was a good idea to put eyelids on the bottom side of Argonian eyes.
Dumb as hell on their part, but can look good in some other shots.
>>332988217I like thrusting so I chose this one because if it's relatively simple texture. It's easily a 10/10, the sort of bulbous curve to it is a lot of fun.
Stealth Scalie Thread?
>>332989682
IT JUST WORKS DAMNIT!
T-this isn't an elder scrolls thread...
>>332989826sounds like exactly what i'm looking for anon, i think i'll order it tonight.
>>332989875
epic meme bro! upvoted!
>>332989842
It can be just scaly vidya
>>332989996
>>332989826
LONDON
ONDJFFDFHDJKFLNSKJFNDJF
>>332989842
> Stealth.
Ayla mao.
>>332989997
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>332989682
Do you not like the feminine argonian textures mod? Just noticing you use the default textures.
>>332990075
>>332990184
>salty toddposter gets butthurt
>>332989475
I don't know. I'm not even familiar with them, I just had it in my folder.
>>332990290
*cough* this shitposting gave me cancer *cough*
>>332990290
He's right you know.
Flat Chest are best femscaly
>>332990217
Default? Hardly. Just using modified CBBE-CHSBHC-UNP-ADEC-Human Argonian Khajiit Textures.You don't want to know why it's modified
I dont care if it makes me a degenerate.
I WANT TO FUCK A DRAGON.
>>332990217
Here we go, this is what I was referring to. Nice mod although I wish there was a more scaly version.
>>332990425
>he does it for free
>>332990525
Oh ok cool. I still can't decide if I like CBBE or UNP better. UNP has alot more freedom with body shape but I like CBBEs breasts better.
>>332990565
Wanting to fuck a powerful firebreathing beast is hardly degenerating.
>>332990525
Things have change so much over two generations
>>332990842
I picked UNP because it uses more polys than CBBE. Compared to CBBE, it has much smoother tits.
Also, use Bodyslide. Helps get your ideal proportions.
>>332990105
That artist is the biggest fucking tease of all time
>>332988993
this one, however, is notgood dragon porn, go get it
>>332990565
you have a source on that?
>>332991041
>you have a source on that?Its gay.
>>332991084I don't care.
Etheross
>>332991230
Its by gamma.
>>332964953
>>332965176
General rule of thumb in the furry fandom: you see anything with the name "whitekitten" on it, give it a miss
>>332991284link? not enough info
Remember to visit your local /scaly/ thread on /trash/ for everything coldblooded.
>>332991675
Just search gamma dragon on sadpanda gawd.
>>332991002
Okay I'm switching to those textures thank you anon for >>332990525 they look better than feminine argonian imo.
>>332991812
sorry, when I just lazily searched I got a different artist entirely
![1430670542567[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/t6Tc7VK.png "1430670542567[1]")
![VYPqWDi[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/paXydTu.png "VYPqWDi[2]")
