It's here! The review we've all been waiting for.
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/consoles/playstation-4/6117-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-fortune-ps4
Game Score - 76%
Gameplay - 12/20
Graphics - 9/10
Sound - 8/10
Stability - 5/5
Controls - 4/5
Morality Score - 81%
Violence - 10/10
Language - 10/10
Sexual Content - 3.5/10
Occult/Supernatural - 7/10
Cultural/Moral/Ethical - 10/10
>>332286467
How to filter doax thread?
>>332286467
Glad you like it!
That's actually kind of a fair review.
>>332287309
Christcenteredgamer is a GOAT review site, not joking.
>>332286619
>Morality Score - 81%
Wait, what?
>>332286619
>Sexual Content - 3.5/10
wew lad
>>332287309
>That's actually kind of a fair review.
It's CCG, of course it is
>>332287353
flattered, thanks!
>>332286467
This isn't a game. This board is for discussing video games. Please take your shitty porn software somewhere else.
>>332287515
>posting a barneyfag
>>332287515
Brony trashman isn't welcome outside /mlp/
>>>/mlp/
>>332287385
>>332287403
Seems obvious to me. There is no violence, strong language, strong supernatural themes (aside from Nyotengu I guess, but she acts like a regular human) and no ethical issues in the game. Sexual content got a low score because there's plenty of T&A, but it wasn't enough to lower the morality score much.
>>332287497
Keep up the good work.
>>332287515
What is a game?
>christfag 'morality' gaming site does more honest review than destructoid
didnt think we'd ever see this day
>christ centered gamer
What?
>>332287645
The regressive neo-'liberals' are more conservative than Christians, this is the society we live in.
>>332287645
Doesn't it say in the bible you're not allowed to lie or something?
>>332287645
well they have morals
That's a really solid review actually, short and sweet.
Fuck... why is Christ Centered Gamer a GOAT site?
>>332287309
yeah, it's more explaining the game instead of trying to write a clickbait article.
ccg is awesome, and even for games like these they stay objective through and through and don't say "it has sexual content so you have to boycott it and never play it". they care about your freedom and just focus on stating objective facts
>>332287873
They praise the GOAT messiah
Jesus Christ
God Bless
>>332286467
>them genuine reviews like always
>play asia even sent a review copy
holy shit based desu
>>332287761
>conservative
What is conservative about wanting to destroy your own culture and nation?
>>332286467
>objective review
>0 instances of the word "creepy" found
>>332287873
>>332287761
the 'ethics' of the left truly are bizarre
>GTAV
>play a bunch of violent sociopaths with a habit for crime
>routinely rob, steal, beat and murder your way through the city
>9.5/10 its a good game
>DOAX3
>cute girls doing cute things on the beach
>1.5/10 its sexist and objectifying
>>332287963
your anime girl has ulcers anon, better tell her to see a doctor
>>332287978
keep doing your thing man
>"The retail price is $60 and given the short and shallow gameplay I have a hard time recommending this game. If you want to gamble or look at pretty women playing silly water sports with barely anything on, then Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune will deliver in spades."
That's all that ever needed to be said and that's all anyone who bought this game was expecting.
>>332287962
This can't be real
>>332286619
>Occult/Supernatural - 7/10
but why?
>>332288091
woman ;)
>>332288143
But it is
>>332288059
pretty sure polygon "canned" gta v with a 7.5/8 and complained about torture and the lack of a playable female protagonist
>>332288059
Part of that is due to America's backwards moral values where violence is A-OK while sexuality is the devil, the other is underlying racism towards Japanese games.
>>332288153
>le 10000 year old demon girl
>>332287962
You know, fat nerds like me deserve love too, why aren't SJWs sucking my dick yet. I feel opressed.
>>332288064
She just needs more candy
>>332287645
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5587-gone-home
>>332288153
one of the girls isn't human
>>332287873
Because they separate their morals from the review. It should be obvious, but most of the websites don't do that anymore.
Is this even a fighting game?
>>332287403
Sexual content rating get lower as it's lewder.
That reminds me I found their review of Gurumin funny because they said the outfits "did not sexualize Parin" despite there being an outfit like this.
>>332286619
>>332286467
I feel like the morality score should weigh the lowest score heavier. Porn could get an 80%.
>>332288153
I think Nyotengu's introduction cutscene shows her with wings before she poofs them away and there are some mentions of her nature and other supernatural elements in the dialogue here and there.
>>332286467
Any good site besides Play-Asia that I can buy DOAX3?
>>332288214
I didn't write that one
>>332288249
maybe my hubby didn't see that one
>>332288249
Doesn't Parin show her panties in the PC version?
I think they were made into a black hole on the PSP.
>>332288249
what's sexualized about that outfit?
It's all happening in your head anon
>>332288279
ami ami
video game plus
I ordered from VGP, they are getting their shippment this week
>>332288059
radical liberalism
>>332288279
ebay? May sell my copy there and donate proceed to charity
>>332288279
nippon-yasan is good if you're in europe
>>332288249
>Americans think this is sexualized
>>332288214
>The emotional revelation of the game is: Your sister Sam is a lesbian exploring her sexuality with fellow high school student and social misfit Lonnie.
>From there the plot becomes completely predictable and hinges upon you feeling for the plight of these two girls. I maintain that the praise for this game is political because, were you to change Lonnie into, say, Larry, you're still left with an uninspired high school love story; a story we've heard a hundred times and rolled our eyes at 99 of those times.
>Furthermore, the one time Christianity comes up it's just long enough to bash it.
>For a game that started with so much potential, for it to fall apart to serve a cliched political end is disappointing. And the $20 price tag for a game that lasts, at most, three hours only rubs salt into the wound.
that is a pretty accurate review desu senpai
but i dont get how the hell they give it 15/20 in terms of gameplay? that seems totally out of line
I love CCG
Eventhough it has those evil tiddies in it they are not trashing the game like some SJW reviewers are doing
>>332288383
Mostly buy my stuff from Nippon Yasan, but does the Japanese version have English subtitles or is it just the Asian version?
>>332288430
the reviewer set the score, not me
>>332288436
I love you too!
>>332288279
Depends if you want Japanese or English. Only other store I know of that has the Asian copy with English is RiceDigital. Never used it so I can't recommend. Or you can make a HK account and download it.
>>332286467
>>332287309
I'm actually pretty surprised that this site gives fairly objective reviews despite being religious. If I recall it also gave Huniepop a very good score as well.
>>332288532
oh yeah, only the asian version has english subs, you'll need to buy that one elsewhere
I forget there are people who don't speak Japanese
>>332288180
>tfw my fiancee is interested in wanting to play with other women, and that headline confirms it.
I'm okay with this.
>>332288532
Only the Asian version, so make sure you get the right one. I think Play Asia and VGP are your only options if you don't want to buy digitally.
>>332288532
Just the Asian.
>>332288289
The PC version is actually a little bit more risque than the PSP version. But the leopard outfit is an outfit you only unlock if you beat one of the hardest mode in the game and considering you have to unlock each mode everytime it'd be understandable it wasn't noticed. I'd say that, school swimsuit and the bloomers outfit are kind of "fetish outfits". You'd almost need to 100% the game to unlock them though.
>>332288301
In the 2 highest modes you can see Parin panties.Also there's nude model included in the game itself somehow.
what the hell man, this is a better review than pretty much all """"professional"""" reviews out there
is this real life? how far have we fallen...
>>332288279
ricedigital (tho they upped the price) if you're in EU
amazon has it here too
ebay
>>332288275
> mentions of her nature and other supernatural elements in the dialogue here and there.
If they picked up on this then they put in more effort than "real" game reviewers.
>>332288558
I wrote the HuniePop review too - https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5810-huniepop-pc
>>332288558
Game Score - 86%
Gameplay - 17/20
Graphics - 8/10
Sound - 8/10
Stability - 5/5
Controls - 5/5
Morality Score - 52%
Violence - 10/10
Language - 0/10
Sexual Content - 0/10
Occult/Supernatural - 10/10
Cultural/Moral/Ethical - 6/10
Got curious myself, the site is pretty unbiased and the reviewers even seem to put their personal opinions after the review.
>>332288651
I gotta admit the reviews from Christ Centered Gamer are quite interesting. I must say I find the whole "Morality Score" rating itself interesting in itself. I'd like to see a review from them of Monster Monpiece when it comes out on PC.
is CCG anon still here?
How do you feel about your review being link on Falcom's twitter?
Guess the game /v/
>>332289067
Senran Kagura?
>>332288274
Porn would also get a low ethical score and likely language score too, so those would weigh down the overall morality score a lot. Just having skimpily-dressed girls having fun at the beach is nothing like porn.
>>332288959
Those were my hubby's/@IBJamon's reviews that got linked, we were flattered
>>332289067
senran kagura?
>>332289067
Cold Steel?
>>332289114
Nope
>>332289067
TiTS
>>332288274
the DOAX3 girls dont really do all that much unethical or immoral stuff though. they pretty much act like innocent 10 year old kids enjoying a holiday, only in the bodies of 20 year old sex goddesses.
>>332289139
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/consoles/gamecube/4618-eternal-darkness-sanitys-requiem-gcn
pretty good reviews, keep up the good work
how long have you been doing those for?
I see back then you had a bit of a different reviewing layout
>>332288171
image sauce?
>>332289273
Pole dancing and gambling.
>>332287782
The Bible also says to be objective when analysing things, including itself, so yeah, it's not really any wonder that a christfag would churn out more honest reviews.
>>332289175
It can't be tits, they don't mention Olivier.
>>332289118
What about porn based on two married people that barely talk or just act supporting and say they love eachother?
>>332289363
16 years, we've evolved over time after realizing merging the scores skews everything
>>332289067
FF Type-0?
>>332289454
It'd get a great morality score if they stated it's for the purpose of procreation, I guess.
>Christians are now more tolerant towards titty games than liberals
What went wrong?
>>332286467
Wait what...
I read through some of their other rewievs and...
Man the concept of the site i should hate.
But i never actually read anything like this, they are fair, they are ethical, they are profesional..
I mean fuck i wanna hate them BUT GOD DAMIT christian magazine giving DoA morality score of 81%... it just shows just how fucked the SJW centric media is. Iam baffled. This just might by the most ethical and precise videogame review site ive ever seen. EVER!
I dont even man.
>>332287782
Don't the bible have specific things to say about killing?
>>332288927
>Gameplay is x/20
What the fuck is the point?
>>332287515
>/v/
>board is for discussing video games.
BAHAHA! What a fucking retard!
The GOAT review site. So good I even turned off my Adblock.
>>332289476
No
>>332289570
Yes
I was surprised they have a ps1 section
>>332289642
Gameplay matters more
>the religious gaming site which consists of volunteers and part times gives a more objective review than full time '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''professional''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' gamers
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE GAMING '''''''''''''''''''''JOURNALISM'''''''''''''''''''' INDUSTRY?
>>332289586
>softcore porn gets better reviews from christians than from "liberals" now
What a time to be alive.
>>332289642
It's more important than graphics, sound and the other things to the overall score.
>>332289698
>Gameplay matters more
It's no different from changing it to a 10 scale like the rest.
>>332289586
smartphones and people getting high on attention
>>332289619
I'm feeling mixed as well, I've actually read through a few reviews and not once have I found myself disagreeing with what they say. It's honest, there's no personal agenda behind it, and and personal opinions and feelings (religiously) are kept separate in a spot at the end.
>>332288160
>Woman
>Christian
>Good reviews
>No nonsense
This is what feminists should be like.
>>332289729
Journalism has always been liberal and the liberals got corrupted by SJW shit.
>>332289793
If it was on a 10 scale, it'd matter less in the weighted average.
>>332289695
same here
DEUS VULT
>>332289698
>gameplay scores can be higher because gameplay matters more
ssshhhhiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
If Cheryl is still here, your mobile site is kinda buggy, and the Desktop version link doesn't seem to work. My only gripe, everything else looks good.
>>332289996
Turn off adblock m8
>>332286467
>https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/consoles/playstation-4/6117-dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-fortune-ps4
Oh these guys reviewed the Ys games one time.
>>332286619
>Cultural/Moral/Ethical - 10/10
what
>>332289996
mobile has always been a bear, works best horizontally
>>332290127
>women lounging around at the beach is unethical
Wew lad.
>>332290092
Friendo I'm on mobile, I don't even have Adblock
Maybe it's because I'm using Private Browsing though, that's happened before
>>332289893
Is Destructoid his day job?
Alright
New one
Guess the game
>>332290173
I'm thinking more of the voyeur aspect of the game. The game is more like you watching women laying around rather than playing a woman laying around.
>>332290196
in 2 weeks it won't be
outsourced
>>332290145
Okay, thanks
>>332290206
God of War
>>332290114
Just read the MoC review, reading some 3DS games now.
>>332290206
go home
So how do we make it so these guys get recognition as number 1 and THE ONLY pro gamer site out there?
Becouse fuck man FUCK, the simple though that IGN should afect more sales then these honest uncoruptable nuns is kinda hurting me a lot.
>>332290289
Nope
>ITT: atheists who realize Christians aren't bad people
>>332290127
Nothing illegal happening on the beach...
>>332290314
Ah hello.
>>332290336
Visit their site, follow them on social media
That's what happend with IGN and others.
>>332289729
gee man I don't know
I wonder how they weigh the moral matters, for example zelda wind waker has 5.5 on occult stuff because of a polytheistic world view.
Are there general guidelines on how much negative points certain things contribute to the overall rating or is everything done on personal preference by the reviewer?
>>332290336
spam their site on comment section on other sites
especially now with this whole DOAX3 frenzy you can easily find a reason to link to CCG
>>332286467
>played the angelic Nyotengu
Good. Even men and women of God cannot resist the eternal mistress.
>>332290396
Second time I replied to you before realizing it was you.
>>332289381
metal gear solid.
>>332290426
I don't understand this. These people sound like they're joking around. Is that a bad thing?
CCG does it again. Happy to see these guys are still around.
>>332290387
I always knew that
I went to a Christian elementary school with nuns
Good people
>>332290603
Yes because its not a joke
>>332290482
Heh.
>>332290603
they are not joking
>>332290629
Wait, you learned most Christians were good people from a Catholic elementary school with nun teachers? I'm a Christian and even I was led to believe nun teachers are harsh as hell.
>Christ Centered Gamer
>"Thank you Play-Asia for sending us this game to review!"
>>332290447
Here's our reviewing standard - https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/faqs/15-game-reviews/16-christ-centered-gamer-reviewing-standard
>>332290336
We're in a tough spot to grow. We have no advertisers currently and not enough traffic to gather their attention. More followers and regular readers will help there. But we still need reliable funding to grow the site to actually pay reviewers and to catch up on our HUGE review backlog (http://www.christcenteredgamer.org/current-review-queue/) to review more current titles.
Last year we became a non-profit so any donations are tax deductible.
>>332290256
>I will fuck anything, please, someone validate my existence
The world is too degenerate and biased to accept this review site
Though, the most degenerate place of them all accepts it
The world doesn't make sense
Hope the website grows
>>332290741
harsh =/= bad. it's called tough love.
up until 50 years ago, pretty much every parent regularly beat their children. do you think people did not love their children until 50 years ago?
>>332290650
>>332290724
I'm seeing "how dare you :-P" and "oh no I'm gonna have to put you on my blacklist lol jk", I don't understand how this is serious at all
>>332288160
>woman playing a game where she is playing a woman that uses her butt to knock other girls of a ball
Hold me back Father, for Im about to commit a sin on one of your sheep
Shit, man, I wish I could support it but since all the game news sites turned to shit, I lost the habit of reading any of them.
I'll make an effort, but no promises.
how do we save our CCGfam?
>>332290983
this sheep is happily married
>>332290949
>I don't understand how this is serious at all
because that same blacklist they're "joking" about was uncovered and confirmed real during the aftermath of gg during late 2014
>>332290741
Yeah my elementary school teacher was a nun and she was a great person
Kind, understanding and not harsh at all
She was great person
>>332290872
They got attention from play Asia and PA has a pretty big following after the whole SJW debacle a few months ago, maybe some of PAs followers will check out CCG.
>>332290861
Didn't IGN have an entire photoshoot/gravure video section named IGN Babes a few years ago? What happened to it?
>>332290949
>#killallwhitemen
>LOL I'm JK guys? Can't you tell I'm joking? LOL
>But seriously I fucking hate white men
>GUYS I'M STILL JOKING! GOD! GET A SENSE OF HUMOR
>but i really want all white men to leave this planet for good
>IT. WAS. JUST. A. JOKE. Stop crying. WOW. The white fragility is real.
>>332291062
Okay? But there's no evidence in that picture that anyone actually put this guy on a blacklist.
>>332290783
I hope for the best and that the site grows while maintaining the standards you (and your husband) have put forward.
Definitely going to recommend the site to friends.
>>332290783
>they have a review standards page
Well shit, these days this is truly shocking.
It's Gods will that CCG be the best review site
Deus vult
>Christian game site tries to weasel Christians back into the gloriously atheist dominated video game community by making "fair" reviews that are only determined by saying the opposite of what SJW or hated media says about a particular game
Won't work on me, you snake. I liked it better when you called interracial romances "bestiality", thought Dungeons and Dragons led to possession, and that rock music made kids worship Satan.
Don't change things, damn it.
>>332290783
how could one help out your site? can anyone submit a review?
>>332288617
>school swimsuit and the bloomers outfit
school uniform too. But a school swimsuit is less revealing than a bikini and bloomers are worn by athletes as well.
>>332290206
Some Platinum game?
>>332287962
>implying most "liberals" don't get flop-sweat whenever a minority gets within 5 feet of them
You really have nothing to worry about with these clowns gaining power, for all of their rhetoric they're too big of pussies to go with any of the policies they pretend to espouse. Being a true leftist and being lumped in with these fucks is true suffering.
>Shigeru Miyamoto, Nintendo's masterful artistic game designer (heck, he's even better than Sid Meier!), first revolutionized the emotional response from gamers. I experienced it in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The scene where Link is separated from his girlfriend, and she gives him the Ocarina was one of the most emotional moments in video gaming history. Other games have tried to squeeze an emotional response out of me, but none have succeeded. That might be because of Zelda having you go through so much with Link in the first 20 minutes of the game.
Is he talking about Zelda or Saria?This is even funnier if you know what game review I copied this from.
>>332291423
>gloriously atheist dominated video game community
And look how it ended up
>>332291465
Anyone can submit a review to the site. 1,000 points are given and can be used on our monthly raffles. After 2 reviews reviewers are eligible for review keys from our review queue
>>332291531
Nope
>>332291414
I sometimes wonder if people like that are trolls or if they are really that mentally ill because the level of mental gymnastics to achieve that mindset is beyond me.
>>332291602
True enough.
Time to repent.
>>332286467
>>332286619
Well shit, proper ethical and unbiased reviews from a christian site. I ain't complainin'.
The only issue I have is with the ratings. It's not really sexual, now is it? It's sexy yes, but there is no penetration, petting or groping etc. Young girls in bikinis isn't porn. So that's a little iffy. Also the occult stuff. The game isn't exactly prancing around praising satan and promoting the demonic. It's just a non-human character.
Other than that keep up the good wok. I'll take this over the alternative any day.
>>332291423
>and that rock music made kids worship Satan
yeah, who would believe such foolishness :^)
>>332291551
>Being a true leftist and being lumped in with these fucks is true suffering.
Word. These retards go as far as branding us as rightwing.
>>332291760
Please, wasn't a satanist.
Church was built on the site of an old pagan temple. HE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>332291757
>It's not really sexual
its literally 3d ecchi
complete with pole dancing
>>332290783
I usually think religious fucks are the scum of the earth but I hope you continue this good work anyway. The ability to look at things objectively and recognise when personal beliefs cloud judgement is possibly the rarest and most precious thing on internet media.
>>332291727
considering there was a white university diversity officer who banned white people from attending a diversity summit makes me think that these people genuinely do exist.
It's a walking simulator with titties.
So who did the reviewer end up lezzing it out with as Nyotengu?
Better be Momiji.
>>332291568
Probably Saria. Zelda doesn't give him the Ocarina as much as she throws it in the moat and he has to go grab it (not to mention it's pretty clear child Zelda can't be considered Link's girlfriend in any way), and at the end of the game it's Link giving the Ocarina back to Zelda.
>>332291927
>considering there was a white university diversity officer who banned white people from attending a diversity summit
Can't be a legitimate university then.
>>332291927
Wasn't this bitch kicked out of work because of discrimination?
>>332291943
I'll walk my titties all over you fag
>>332286467
They got send a review copy while but Destrutcuck didn't. Weird how this is a fairer review too.
>>332291757
Eh, it just says 'sexual contents', which would include amount of bare skin. It's not strictly about depiction of sexual acts.
>>332292016
nigger have you been living under a rock?
pretty much every university in the west is full of this garbage. dont you remember the fucking mattress whore?
>buying Japanese anime cartoon boob games to masterbate to
Wow fucking beta degenerates. I've been thinking of showing my wifes son threads like these so he can avoid being a cuck in the future
>>332291927
How did school, a place of learning and open mindedness become the exact opposite?
I'm an atheist but I applaud this site for knowing how to set their personal values aside when reviewing a product and trying to go for an objective review.
>>332292110
>>>/tv/
>>>/pol/
Keep your shitty memes quarantined
>>332291943
There's not even any walking, just a titties simulator.
>>332292063
Even funnier is that they bought a copy of an import only game just to make a review in retaliation against PA's post and possibly even bought it from PA.
>>332292103
I'm in Canada and have attended both UofT and UofW. I've never seen this shit on our campuses.
>>332291757
Sexual content is technically supposed to tell you how lewd the game is. The lower the rating, the more likely you are to fap to the game.
>>332292153
Turns out one of the ideas people were open to was "be close minded." Who knew?
>>332292189
i was just saying some of you might want to think about leaving the house if you have to resort to japanese titty simulators. nothing personal, kid
>>332292103
I go to uni, I'm studying humanistics subjects and modt people here are fascists
American shitholes don't represent us
>>332292232
Still silly to me. Then again you explained why that is.
>>332292270
Cognitive dissonance is a dangerous thing
>Christian gaming website
>Reviews DOAX3
>Gone Home
>they're the most honest reviews of the games on the net.
Holy shit this place is a goldmine, finally a place hwere gaming journalism isn't fully corrupt BSgo figure
>>332291968
Helena I think her name was, she was blonde
>get slapped in the face with ecchi
>turn the other cheek
>>332292461
>>332291662
thanks, I will keep that in mind and make notes the next time I play a game, maybe I'll submit a review one day
You should review a crusader game
>violence:0/10
>ethical:11/10
>>332292703
much appreciated, thanks!
Are you guys planning on doing Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen?
>>332292739
We have - https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5401-crusader-kings-ii
>>332292794
If sent our way we will
>>332292821
That's her!
>>332292029
yep, she then went on twiter crying about it
I think I heard it in one of the sargon's vid
>>332292794
See >>332290783 their review backlog.
>>332292821
As always, thank you ace.
>>332286467
In all honesty, this one looks pretty shitty. I know it was just shat out, but at least you could do is NOT REMOVE GAME MODES.
Fucking seriously, no jet skis, BUT FUCKING ROCK CLIMBING THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF QTEs?
And fucking forced girl and pedo girl. Shaking my damn head in disgust.
>>332288180
New research states gay is a choice. Just stop being a fag.
Maybe their Christian values mean they can't accept bribes?
>>332292892
Good.
>>332292998
You're welcome.
>>332288059
bruh GTAV was pretty heavily criticized for its portrayal of women, probably even more so than DOAX3
>>332292892
CK2 should really be re-reviewed, it's so much better with all the dlcs
and mods too
>>332286619
>Game Score - 76%
>Gameplay - 12/20
>Graphics - 9/10
>Sound - 8/10
>Stability - 5/5
>Controls - 4/5
y'know this is how all games should be reviewed, keeping graphics, performance, gameplay and controls separate categories
>>332293171
See how much Rockstar cared after it sold 50 million copies despite of a few loud whiners.
>>332293324
I wasn't the one who reviewed it, not sure if I own it then there's the time issue :\
>>332293484
Too bad, maybe one day
I'd also like to see a review of the cursed crusade
I had high hopes for that game, turns out it's bad, I guess
>>332288160
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I will now refer to this site for video game reviews.
>>332294061
>having plans with a cute devout happily married christian woman
disgusting.
>>332293348
That was standard practice until reviewers aka shills got a laughably undeserved ego and became "le critiquers of le nouveau arte form"
>>332290206
wolfstein
Why can't mainstream game reviews be this good? I might actually give a shit about reviews if they were.
>>332294460
Yes
>>332294514
Because mainstream reviewers are corrupted by agenda pushing retards and publisher money / gifts
>>332294514
back when they put their reviews in actual magazines they sometimes were
>>332286619
>Sexual Content - 3.5/10
The name of it makes it sounds like it's low because there is not enough sexual content e.g. no sex scene
Best reviewer out there.
>Gambling
>Cultural/Moral/Ethical - 10/10
You fucks haven't even read the bible.
Cheryl in your age of wonders 3 review you talk about pentagrams as bad. However the pentagram stands for christ (the 5 points are the 5 wounds he received on the cross). An upside-down pentagram however is the sign of the devil
![david-schwimmer-friends-reunion-not[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BybAT5Z.gif "david-schwimmer-friends-reunion-not[1]")
>>332288603
Honestly one of the fairest reviewers out there.
They even picked the best girl in the game for their playthrough.
>>332295021
There is no real money involved, cockmongler.
>>332295021
It's not gambling with real money, so who cares?
>>332295021
several times over several versions, we mention that there is gambling in the review but according to the reviewing standard the cultural/moral/ethical is for breaking the law and gambling is legal in the state I live in
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/faqs/15-game-reviews
>>332295072
Most of the time they'er upside down when I see them, don't remember in Age of Wonders though
> Christian fundies have a fairer outlook at videogame insanity than modern liberals
What the fuck is happening?
>>332292892
So are you saying that if I sent you a copy of DD:DA on Steam I could help you guys?
Best thing would be a patreon if you want /v/ to support you
>No Trauma Center reviews
Can't believe you guys didn't get to magical surgeon's pentagram adventures yet.
>>332295580
>C.C. avatar
>>332295854
I loved Code Geass
>>332296093
Is Cheryl our heroine?
>>332296309
Code Geass was one of the shittiest anime I've ever seen, and that's saying something when I compare it with the likes of Lucky Star.
>>332295854
Have we finally unraveled the mystery of what C.C. stands for?
>>332296093
I'm curious, why exactly are you on 4chan again? This hive of scum and villainy seems ill-fitting for someone like you.
Have you not run into something fucked up yet like a CP dump and then decided to never come back?
I'm not trying to drive you away or anything; i'm just curious.
>>332296093
me too
>>332296347
Yeah...we had to develop some pretty thick skin over the years....
>>332296432
Most of you guys are nice to me and I'm curious what you think of the reviews. Believe it or not, we do respond to constructive feedback.
>>332296526
don't remember that scene, prefer the t-shirt clad pizza eating ones
>>332296432
>newfag spotted
most of 4chan is nice people having discussions, if you subtract the obvious trolls and shilling
>>332296615
but they arent married and they live in the same room
>>332296432
Why wouldn't he be here? 4chan is a cathedral.A cathedral of misoginy, but a cathedral still.
>>332296615
inverted colors, probably from the intro scene
>>332288279
Rice Digital
>>332296432
>"hive of scum and villainy"
This place is better than the majority of mouth breathing retards on other sites. I prefer the horde of shitposting over the alternative which is walking on eggshells trying not to offend every thin skinned zi zhi zho and zum the tri county area or else they'll riot.
Why haven't you guys reviewed Senran Kagura yet?
>>332296998
and walking over eggs is less christian approved than shitposting, namecalling and cursing?
>>332297109
we were never sent Senran Kagura
>>332295021
adjusted the moral score to 76%
>>332297125
I'd take honest shitposters over hypocritical faggots any day
That's a nice score system you got there.
I used to buy all kinds of gaming magazines and trusted the reviewers' opinions, and they never failed me. Now they're just a joke for people who realize how shitty everything became
>>332297358
You're a cool person, keep doing what you're doing.
I may not agree with christian views, but having an honest review site is a rare find.
>>332297125
Not sure if you think I'm the Christguy/girl/whatever or not. I'm not.
I'm just saying this place is better than the other sites which have pretty much bent over and allowed the progressive crybabies have their way to do whatever the fuck they deem is crusade worthy which usually ends up in witchhunts, extreme moderation and other stupid shit.
As bad as people claim this place has gotten, it's nowhere near as bad as other places.
>>332297358
>adjusted the moral score to 76%
but don't they just gamble with fake money and play cards as a fun activity? or am I wrong here?
![tumblr_mnbzr17o9C1qedb29o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DIVD2By.gif "tumblr mnbzr17o9C1qedb29o1 500[1]")
>>332295580
>illinois
>>332295854
>C.C.
>Christ Centered
Of course, how could I been so blind.
It all makes sense now.
>>332297909
Other than the budget and stupid gun laws, what's wrong with Illinois?
>>332297909
>tumblr
>>332297884
technically is a Biblical no-no since we're suppose to earn our money
So, is there a christian review of Deus Ex?
>>332297936
I didn't even think of that
Who is Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ's favourite DoA girl?
>>332298236
Yes but it's old and it's crappy and sadly, I wrote it.
>>332298221
Professional poker players don't earn their money then?
How does the bible define earn
>>332298368
Damn. I was hoping for a well-written analysis of the game, as well as its many pararells to religion.
>>332298221
why, the fake chips just serve as life points in the simulated gambling to keep track of who loses or wins the game
It's just a game without real money earned or spent
>>332298395
Poker is literally a conart.
>>332296539
You're too good for 4chan. This place corrupts the mind and poisons the soul. Please dont stick around for too long, and keep up the good work.
>>332298324
Kokoro obviously. She's pure.
>>332298492
The chips represent the currency in-game, and how well you do could determine if the player ends up paying real money for swimsuits or not.
>>332298236
Im sure its gonna get hammered by naming the main person J.C. Although the non-lethal stuff and choice of ending should save its moral face. I wonder what ending is the most christian-friendly.
>>332298395
Proverbs 13:11
Wealth gained hastily will dwindle,
but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.
>>332288249
Is Gurumin worth playing? And can I use Japanese voices on the PC version? The English voices are so bad from the trailers.
>>332298621
My hubby loved it, I haven't played it (yet)
>>332298605
Sounds like proverbs could use some economy training.
>>332298572
then it makes sense, I thought they were just chips without a real purpose
>>332298621
Dunno about the voices, but it's a great game if you're into dungeon crawlers.
>>332298771
except bubbles in the modern economy makes it so shit goes down like in 2008. If the bankers used proverbs they wouldnt have poisoned the market.
Also most people winning a lottery end up squandering it.
>>332298732
>Hubby
Either you're gay or at most an average looking girl.
>>332298572
>The chips represent the currency in-game, and how well you do could determine if the player ends up paying real money for swimsuits or not.
That's only if you are retard who doesn't know how to play poker or can't learn the girls' poker habits.
>>332298771
Look at lottery winners, most of them end up broke because they get high on the feeling of being rich
>>332298963
It's a grill.
Why is /v/ better at talking to a female reviewer than /lit/?
>>332288534
Alright, real talk for a second...why are you here? Not saying you shouldn't be here, or that you should leave, it's just kind of strange. We don't see people like you often, and well...we're not really your kind of people, either.
>>332298921
Anyone who isn't a moron can make a lot of money and not squander it. Platitudes of humility have no bearing in the real world.
>>332298963
You be the judge
if you look hard enough on the internet you can find real pics of me though. Probably not worth the effort :P
>>332298732
Did you review Bloodborne? Are you going to review Dark Souls 3?
I have a question too about your view on certain things. I'm a Catholic and I'm totally fine with games having demons and such, like Dante (half demon though) from DMC, being represented, even as a good guy, because it's all make believe and real demons can't be good. But at the same time, one of my friends refuses to accept any of that stuff and make believe and hates it, so how do you feel about demons being able to be represented as good, as long as they are doing actual good, because their depiction of demons is different?
>>332299123
Anon, seriously. Shut the fuck up and stop acting stupid.
>>332298771
proverbs was written by Solomon. The dude ran a nation and practically sweated money.
>>332299024
>lottery winners
>low class layman who have no idea how to handle money
>squander it
Boy however did that happen?
>>332299168
Hmm, looks like youre shapen in god's own image
>>332299273
Look at what he is respond to
>>332299123
I like chatting, getting feedback
>>332299196
We don't have a review of it or Dark Souls 3 if sent we'll do them
Each Christian is different, some like magic others avoid it. I started the site after not liking occult imagery in my games but I understand that other Christians don't mind it. We try to point out what we see so others can make educated buying choices. Without judging of course!
>>332299168
>Sickly pale skin
>Completely black background
>Shirt that clashes with everything
I rate autisticneet/10.
>>332299196
>real demons can't be good
half demons are half gods creation so they should be treated as an exception
>>332286619
....why is this like the most legit review?
>>332299123
Jesus didn't speak to a hugbox, he went around talking to people who were different from him and had different beliefs.
>>332299273
Yeah, that's the point of putting that kind of warning in a sacred text, so that uneducated people won't waste fortunes since the man in the sky told them not to
>>332286467
>tfw a christian game site that may or may not be a satire site gives the best, unbiased and most proper reviews of video games
>>332299196
The whole point of DMC is that even though he is a demon his humanity and free will (as human) allows him to better himself.
If you cant deal with the fact that even normally evil beings can be good because of their human element the game is obviously not for you.
>>332299435
>some like magic others avoid it
But you literally worship a lvl 100 cleric, and a borderline GM at that.
>>332292461
Well, that's classy. I like it.
>>332299435
>We try to point out what we see so others can make educated buying choices. Without judging of course!
Thank you for that.
>>332288108
>look at pretty women playing silly water sports
>water sports
>>332299682
but at least He knows how the dice will roll!
http://biblehub.com/proverbs/16-33.htm
>>332299682
yes but for humans to wield magic they have to call upon demons which harms your soul. So only magic from a divine being (of which only god is the good one) is okay.
>>332299682
There's a difference between clerical miracles and the devil's counterfeit -- sorcery.
Try to keep up, bro.
>>332299435
Alright, another question. How do you feel about the representation of other gods in video games? A common example in Legend of Zelda: OoT. It has three goddesses in it, a made up religion that is only used to explain the Tri-force. Could even be seen as three different angels of God giving gifts to humans. To sum up that question, how do you feel about different made up religions in video games, and do you ever interpret them differently?
>>332292446
The smaller the blog, often the more unbiased the review is.
Some of us on /v/ tried to start one a few years back and it had some good shit on it that wasn't memes and pandering, but actual reviews of the content and its merits and faults. I miss it, it was fun.
>tfw I worked as a journalist/reviewer for a swedish website and made these exact type of reviews. Objective ones that explain and let you get an understanding of what the game is, with clear parts where I give my own opinion on the games themselves.
>Site is shut down because it gained too little traffic
I wanted to make /v/ proud, and the people who did read them absolutely loved it and genuinely thought I was one of the most objective reviewers.
I'd translate my reviews for you guys if I could. My only regret is that I gave Dark Souls 2 a 5/5. In hindsight it deserves 3.5. But when I wrote that we didn't have .5 available, so it was only 1-2-3-4-5, no inbetweens.
>>332299814
At least they aren't mud sports.
I'm honestly surprised they didn't put in mud wrestling, now that I think about it.
>>332298160
>you have to browse tumbrl to copy paste a link to an image
>>332299972
gatheryourparty you mean?
Yeah its fun but I dont know the traffic (probably 0 by now) and the output was minimal. In hindsight I wouldnt mind contributing to the site but Im not a good writer.
>>332299915
>>332299916
>sorcery is of the devil's make
Not all vidya revolves around your fanfic. Most of the time magic is the result of exhaustive research into the nature of the universe.
>>332299592
No, I understand that and love DMC. I was asking her view on it, because my friend hates it and doesn't understand it. I wanted to know where her morality is coming from on how she rates vidya.
>>332300047
Anon, I don't think you know what "water sports" actually means
>>332300175
No, it's you who doesn't know what mud sports mean
>>332300039
you can submit reviews to CCG
>>332300175
Are you retarded, bud?
>>332299932
I typically don't mind them as long as I don't have to worship them.
>>332300284
It seems so
So just so we're clear, having $200+ of DLC is now a good thing according to /v/, right?
>>332300272
Well, when I said exact type I meant the focus on remaining objective and fair. Not morality and the like, unless the games theme was that.
Besides, I'd need to translate them completely, and I got paid when I did it. Even though it wasn't much at all.
>>332300000
Checked
Question:
Are draenei bad because they're designed to evoke demonic imagery in their body shape, or are they okay because they worship the Light (a stand in for God) and echo the story of Jews following a prophet to a new home?
>>332300290
But it's a videogame. Make believe. I'm sure you know in your heart you're not worshiping these "gods", so why let it bother you? And I swear if you recite scripture so help me. Actually talk.
>>332299932
If people really get offended by other gods and magic in fantasy etc, how strong is their faith to begin with?
>>332300403
No one has said that in this whole thread you fucking faggot
fuck off cuck
>>332300000
>>332300490
Sheeit, I have the wowthread up and this thread and I was wondering where I was for a second
>>332300519
Then why are we celebrating this game getting a positive review? Shouldn't shitty business practices be punished, not rewarded?
>>332300507
When she said she doesnt mind them that means it doesn't bother her
>>332300000
checked
>>332300142
Yeah he reminds me of my uncle. He is pretty hardcore christian and he is against firmly against magic so his children werent allowed to see movies with magic and the like. While my father was a lot less stiff about it.
I think it is more of a personal choice because in the end it is just your feelings. At the one hand the bible says its not good but at the other hand the bible is pretty loose about how to follow those rules and mostly rely on your own judgement on what is good or not. Like with jesus healing on sabbath or grinding down grain on sabbath. Some people were against it because the old testament stated you werent allowed to work.
I think its the same situation here. Your friend is more stiff in his judgement as demons=bad. While you think it is okay as long as it is fantasy. Its the same as virtual violence. Some say as long as it is makebelieve and virtual its okay while others say it is bad. That is why it has its a point in the moral ranking. So people averse from violence can avoid the game.
>>332300290
So what about Dark Souls where you enter covenants with other fake religions for bonuses? Are those okay?
>>332300603
You don't have to pay a single extra cent if you don't want to, and the DLC items don't give any real advantage or incentive. It doesn't matter.
>>332300603
Read the thread you fucking cuck
>>332300000
>>332300603
g8 b8 m8
>>332300603
The review outright says it doesn't recommend the game for its gameplay and to only consider it if all you want is looking at pretty girls. DLC practices had no part in it.
>>332300518
makes me wonder if they get offended by seeing other people act out their religious freedoms
>>332300290
Have you reviewed a grand strategy game and fawned over the alternative history Christian power tripping you can do?
>>332300603
The price of a game has nothing to do with whether it's a good game or not. You could say it's not woth the money maybe.
Super Mario World wouldn't suddenly be a better or worse game if I emulated it for free or paid $60 for it.
>>332300603
http://youtu.be/VPAupvD5AxY
Do you hate freedom anon?
>>332300823
Their Crusader Kings II review was linked to earlier in the thread.
>>332300802
>The review outright says it doesn't recommend the game for its gameplay
Then it isn't a game at all. Why are we discussion it on a video game board?
>>332300860
>The price of a game has nothing to do with whether it's a good game or not.
You are cancer. I bet your faggot cancer ass buys Season Passes.
>>332300681
Stop white knighting you thirsty fag, shes a grown up and can have an adult conversation besides:
>as long as I don't have to worship them
That's what I was referring to.
>>332300807
Depends on the type of Christian, there's a shit ton of denominations and each have varying tolerance levels from none to free as a bird.
>>332286619
I love how people here are struggling with the idea that "10/10" here means "there was none of this at all which is good"
the morality scores are opposites. 10/10 means there was zero percent of that content.
>>332300823
The Taiping rebellion still amazes me.
>Some guy says he's Christ's little brother
>30 million people die over this
>>332300960
I've never bought a DoA game in my life anon. Keep on projecting though.
>>332300973
Degenerate reviewers..
>>332300960
>you can't discuss a videogame unless it has good gameplay
Remarkable bait mate. I'm sure there are some DanganRonpa and Zero Escape threads requiring your attention.
>>332300442
Sorry we don't have funding to pay anyone at this point - http://www.christcenteredgamer.org/2016-finances/
>>332300507
I get that they're not real but quite honestly I prefer leaving religion out of games altogether and yes, that goes for the cheesy Christians games out there (the game I made is included!)
I don't like sex in games either or senseless violence. None of it's real, but stuff I can't play in front of my kids, pastor and so on.
If ti doesn't feel right, don't do it.
These are my opinions/convictions and to each their own
>>332300746
The sequel in our review queue, haven't played it yet..stay tuned!
>>332300823
It's been a while since I played one and yes, religion is often abused in it
>>332300970
Its not whitknighting you retard, you obviously are too fucking stupid and are just fishing for a response you want
I know you think you're clever or some type of ruseman, but youre not
I can smell the fedora tipping coming from you
>>332300973
Destructoid are ultra gay.
>>332300960
>Then it isn't a game at all. Why are we discussion it on a video game board?
Then can we ban all walking simulator discussion on /v/?
>>332300970
It means the game or devs aren't trying to force the person to worship fictional deities in a videogame.
I mean, cmon the fuck on use a little logical sense here.
>>332300490
Nothing is bad until it does something to deem it worthy of being bad.
>>332293015
>Fucking seriously, no jet skis
Itagaki explained that he did special coding for Jetski mode and without him they just didn't bother, obviously.
He also did complex algorithms for the gambling in previous games while in X3 the AI has easy to spot patterns because KT can't code decent gambling themselves
>>332301179
It would be easier to simply ban cumguzzling casuals like yourself.
>>332301103
>religion is often abused in it
just like real life
>>332301103
Don't play Dark Souls 2. If you want to review something, skip to Dark Souls 3 since it's about to release. It'll make your review more relevant since 2 is 2 years old already.
>>332301304
we should probably ban all discussion of Tell Tale "games" as well, and Life is Strange, because those don't have any gameplay either-- even though /v/ loves the fucking shit out of them.
>>332298987
What about roulette?
>>332289619
Christians are allowed to live and be happy dude
It's the people who shove their religion down everyone's throats and shut themselves off to reality that you should avoid
>>332301309
Not going to argue :\
>>332301103
YOU MADE A GAME?! WHERE CAN I PLAY IT?!
>>332301386
The fact that you are comparing DOAX to those "games" should tell you what fucking garbage it is.
>>332301362
The PS4 version was sent to us so we're obligated to review it
Made a few this one is the funniest - http://www.divinegames.net/files/Eb.exe
>>332301440
Real talk, it must suck seeing stuff like the westboro baptist church ruining it for you all
Lol, looks like you were shadowbanned on reddit, that's sad
>>332301545
It doesn't matter. They're still allowed to be discussed.
>>332301103
I can respect that. I've my own personal creed with regards to vidya typically in regards to shitty business practices. I've never actually found anything wrong with any vidya's moral repercussions simply because I've played games generally regarded as reprehensible since I was a tike, and am no worse for wear. But like you said, to each their own.
>>332301159
Stay thirsty faggot.
>>332300507
Games like FFXIII can have a really anti-christian message behind them without specifically using Christianity.
>>332301606
Really? Because every time I happen into one of those threads I see fifty posters saying otherwise.
>>332300000
Blues brothers confirmed for best film, quints confirm.
>>332301730
Now I wonder what they'd think about Xenogears or Xenosaga.
>>332301440
Can you review McDickie's "The You Testament"?
>>332301593
Yeah them and the pastors fleecing those out of money and involved in other scandals :(
Dude you scared me, my current account is good I think LinkFreeCCG but yeah, my ccgr account is long gone :(
>>332301730
Arslan was good for that too
>>332301756
The threads don't get deleted so they're allowed. Contrarians are shitposting.
>>332301609
Fuck off cuck
You're mad because you're too damn stupid.
>>332301730
>anti-christian
I'd agree anti-religion, but to say anti-christian requires some self-consciousness.
>>332286467
I dont have a PS4. Is the Vita version any good?
>>332301847
Arslan was about Muslims
>>332301847
What do you think of Lucifer's big meaty cock?
>>332286467
>Weak Points: circle button is the default button instead of X
This is a region thing and really shouldn't knock the game for it. All asian games do this. But yeah, that's still KT's fault.
>>332301847
Oh I didn't know you had multiple
I was just reading whatever was posted from reddit in this thread
>>332301756
That's strange.
It's almost like nobody gives a fuck what you think.
>>332301869
Sure thing chum, I'm thoroughly butt blasted.
How do you feel about an action game where you play as a human seeking redemption through becoming a holy knight of Christ and fighting demons and such? I already have some bosses designed.
>7 deadly sins as monsters
>4 horsemen of the apocalypse
>7 headed dragon that eats babies (it does eat the babies in game(
>King Hared, sits upon a throne of small skulls that under a mound of bones
I'm still coming up with more.
>>332301730
Luminous Arc had the goofiest "Religion totally not based on christianity is actually super evil" reveal ever. Their god was literally planning to eat everyone. Like, not even just suck up everyone's souls or anything like that, straight up eat everyone on the planet one at a time.
>>332301935
It has vita exclusive wind mode where you can control the wind but graphics, physics etc are overall downgraded
>>332301904
It was literally catholicism with a different name.
You use pagan deities to defeat the Pope.
>>332302029
This post is way too edgy for me senpai
>>332302029
Anon with the tough questions
>>332302042
>I was just reading whatever was posted from reddit in this thread
what
>>332301730
>tfw Star Ocean 1 literally calls religion a useless relic of the past that was holding back humanity for years
>>332302035
>This is a region thing and really shouldn't knock the game for it.
I think she just informing us, since you can make some mistakes because of it. Didn't came across as a knock.
>>332302054
>tfw the dress physics are more interesting the ugly flat slut in this webm
>>332286467
review unclear, accidentally became a pagan heretic
>>332286467
>The retail price is $60 and given the short and shallow gameplay I have a hard time recommending this game. If you want to gamble or look at pretty women playing silly water sports with barely anything on, then Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune will deliver in spades.
based
>>332302059
like dantes inferno? Except then you fight to the seven circles of hell to get redeemed and in the end you fight satan.
Heres a good one, survival horror revelations. Can you keep your sanity between all the pests, plague and horrors?
>>332302227
Oh nevermind
Found the post when I googled her name
>>332302092
I figured graphics and stuff would take a hit. Still might grab it.
Thx anon
>>332302080
>Their god was literally planning to eat everyone
Just like the kindred.
>>332301814
Got to get a handle on my review queue first - http://www.christcenteredgamer.org/current-review-queue/
>>332301990
It didn't shed any religion in a positive light, just a greedy one
>>332302096
nigger the game is about how the "pope" is secretly one of the Fal'cie, some fantasy entities in charge of power plants, natural selection, amusement parks and other different shit. not-pope and the other Falcie want's to commit suicide because they want the world to restart
How is any of that anti Catholic?
How is any of that related to any real world religion at all?
>>332302276
You get used to it once you've spend an hour playing Metal Gear or any other imported title. I can switch back and forth as easy as jumping between controllers.
Hell most of the time I'm playing Japan-onry shit it's emulated PS2 games on my PC, with an Xbox 360 controller, and if that's not confusing I don't know what is.
>>332302029
But Lucifer is a qt girl with no dick, anon.
>>332301867
You want to know a real contrarian opinion? This this game is anything but a scam. Less content than previous entries, despite being more expensive. The games which it does have are overly simplistic and have next to no actual gameplay. Horrible animations in which games clip through everything, despite being a game about boobs. Bugs out the ass.
It's almost as if CCG doesn't care if customers are getting ripped off, because they know that giving a good review to a game that is objectively bad will get them page views. It's one thing to say "Oh it's just a game about looking at tits," but when there are other games about looking at tits (even in the same franchise) more, better content, then it's obvious this game failed at even that one task.
But it's those mean old SJWs killing the industry, right?
>>332302059
How about fighting some norse deities as well? Like Hel, she has the appearance of a half rotten human and is the ruler of niflheim
>>332302550
It doesn't have less content. It just focuses on different areas.
>>332302550
You didnt even read the review faggot
>a low key review site has better reviews than over 80% of most review sites
Well it nice knowing that I can trust another reviewer besides Somecallmejohnny for once.
>>332302657
Do those ever appear in Christian scriptures those? I want to stick to that mostly.
>>332302657
Do those ever appear in Christian scriptures those? I want to stick to that mostly.
>>332300000
checked my senpai
>>332302727
You can stop shilling your blog, faggot.
I would love it if there was 2 scores on reviews. I trying to be completely objective based on certain aspects of the game such as gameplay, replayability , sound, etc kind of like GamePro had back when they were a thing and another since all these reviewers think people give two shits about them and their personal opinion. That way I can see if there's actually any glaring flaws in the game and if I actually cared about a persons opinion, it's there if I want it. DOAX3 is like a 6 or 7/10 but since review companies tend to only hire faggots, it's getting low scores because muh opinions
>>332302550
>more, better content
DOAX2 models looks like ass, familia
>>332302853
>>332302854
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Honestly, where are all the crusade games?
Are there none because people see the crusades as a bad thing even though it was literally an effort to defend europe from very literal invaders?
>>332302853
>>332302854
the fuck is going on here
>>332303003
DOAX2 is also actually a video game.
>>332303006
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
what means "moot"?
>/v/ talking about religion
>>332302917
Just fuck off faggot, you make some shitty general statements about the review and the game which the review covers
Youre just a faggot, no way around that.
>>332303194
>DOAX2 is also actually a video game.
So is this one.
>>332303032
not many games are set in medieval times and if they are they are in some magical parallel universe.
So crusaders just dont pop up often. But yeah crusaders were pretty important, allowed to infighting of european forces to stop, saved pilgrims and cut down on saracens from overrunning shit
>>332300109
No, it was Giant Enemy Blog. some fuck named Alex or Alec ran it and like 6 months into it just kinda gave up. I enjoyed writing for it, but I hate moderating a site.
>>332303198
4chan demon from years past.
>>332302853
>>332302854
probably not, christians tried to get rid of norse everything as best as they could when the religions first interacted
there's only some remnants left like our days of the week corresponding to norse gods. In Germany they succeeded and removed Odin from wednesday, calling it mittwoch (mid-week)
>>332303234
>Youre just a faggot, no way around that.
Is this what it sounds like when Christians try to cuss? Pretty fucking sad.
>>332303308
Weak, we need another crusade in Europe
DEUS VULT
>>332286467
>Weak Points:circle button is the default button instead of X
FUCKING BAKA GAIJIN AMERIFATS
CIRCLE MEANS OK; CROSS MEANS NOT OKAY
>>332303350
they didnt get rid, they just integrated it. The christmas tree, the christmas time being at the darkest day, eastern being at spring when the pagans wished for a good harvest, eastern eggs being about fertility. They just changed the meaning of all those, not force them out
>>332303429
See? Look at you, you obviously didnt read the review, got called out for it and now you go:
>l-look at t-that christian insult!
You're just a fucking faggot
No way around that. Every time you reply you keep proving how much of a faggot you really are.
>>332289381
"Is the order a rabbit?"
This is in like the first two episodes
>>332303429
Not him, but what are talking about?
Literally everybody on 4chan uses the word faggot
>>332303627
they did try to remove them, in Germany they successfully renamed wednesday and saturday
Please review Senran on ps4
>>332303747
If you really wanna see a boost in your Christian vidya blog, you should team up with Breitbart. They are really good into manipulating morons by pretending to like their shitty video games.
>>332303810
Shit has "Hello fellow children" written all over it.
>>332303225
There was an actual good thread some time ago about religion in videogame worlds. Got through it with minimal shitposting and everything.
>Help Wanted
>become a reviewer lol
>click "contact ups"
>error lol page doesn't exist lol
aw man.
>Got to read another CCG thread
I love when these pop up, but I'm always too late to participate.
>>332286467
Doing Gods work anon.
>>332289642
>>332289642
Gameplay is the most important thing in a video game pleb.
it's like giving Monopoly a high score because the colored paper is pretty and not because you get to jew the shit outta your friends without actually destroying them in real life.
>>332304058
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you literally think I run that website? This whole fucking thread is about that website's review on the game, yet you come here talk shit without even reading the review? Youre a fucking moron
What are you even here for?
>>332304058
Yes, and the way you're acting totally is not childish at all. Way to be the adult here, faggot
>>332302493
How often do you actually visit 4chan? Do you read any threads that aren't about the site e.g. threads about games you like?
I'm starting to think this site is an elaborate joke and you all fell for it.
>>332304210
Sadly this ones seems to have gone down hill thanks to some dumb-asses
>>332304378
You aren't fooling anyone, Cheryl. And if you want to be a professional blogger, you should probably learn to punctuate.
And the fact that you're a woman explains why you can't tell a good game from a bad one.
>>332304657
considering the vast amount of reviews someone spend probably more than a whole day on this joke. I dont think anyone here would put that much effort in a troll.
>>332304718
You're just a faggot and got BTFO, you're so asspained that you need keep pushing your bullshit even thought youre anonymous on 4chan lmao kill yourself
>>332304692
They always have a couple retards in them. This is still forward slash vee at the end of the day.
Thank you for providing us with honest video game reviews. Effort in anything really is unfortunately very rare, especially in something that exploded so quickly like video games.
>>332304832
Alternatively, I'm starting to think this whole world is an elaborate prank on me.
>>332299113
Lack of pissbottles
We all saw that screen cap
>>332304210
>the thread we had in late december was literally the best thread in 2015 we had
>>332304997
>honest = agrees with my niche pervy tastes
>>332302550
I haven't played the others so I can't compare I gave the game a 12/20 for gameplay since it was short and shallow
>>332304115
fixed it, thanks!
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/faqs/13-ccgr/5231-help-wanted
>>332304612
I only come here when I see site traffic from it
>>332305425
Nowhere in that post does it imply that.
>>332305464
You realized that 12 is greater than the average of a 20-point scale, right? You are saying that "short and shallow" are better than average gameplay.
>>332286619
>Morality score
>it's another /v/ vs. SJW boogeyman episode
Never learn /v/
If Polygon had a separate score going
>Creepiness: xx%
>Misogyny - x/10
>Homophobia - x/10
>Racism - x/10
>Transphobia - x/10
Would you all love that?
Keep in mind it's entirely separate from the gameplay score.
>>332301730
>>332302096
>>332302498
Christian references are there but you're fighting against Lucifer and his followers in the entire trilogy
http://pastebin.com/EYijEs4z
Are you going to review Disgaea PC?
I would also like to add another thanks for your nice reviews.
>>332305654
average isn't 50% if we're talking about grades, anon.
>>332305818
Yes.
>>332305935
Wow, are you literally retarded or just the regular kind?
>>332305654
You've been corrupted by modern vidya journalism anon.
You might not remember it but back in teh days 6/10 was exactly average gameplay that has not much going for it but still was ok.
Nowadays shitty reviewers rate games on scale of.
1/10 - 7/10 - shit game not worth even touching but we couldnt give it any less because paycheck.
8/10 - 10/10 - its ok.
Religious people are reasonable when compared to SJWs.
Let that sink in.
>>332306037
Even though you know now half of every review is going to be dedicated to discussing the extent to which each of those things are present in each game?
OP. do you guys do this full time or only as a side hobby?
also, how do you know the traffic came from here? i remember you were here a few months ago because someone told you about a review. can't remember the name of the game.
>>332300860
>>332300860
>The price of a game has nothing to do with whether it's a good game or not
which is pretty ironic becuase a good chunk of /v/ was basing Evolve mostly because of the extorbinant amounts of day one DLC (which you're also not forced to buy)
>b-but Evolve is shit
no it's not, the core gameplay is fine and the monster designs aren't bad at all, most of /v/'s complaints went towards the ludicrous around of microtransactions the game had.
>>332306346
A lot of sites can keep track of when other sites link directly to them. I don't know if they still do this, but Youtube at least used to let video uploaders track demographics of people watching their videos and where their videos were linked to.
>>332288059
One is an actual game while the other is a shitty $60 softcore porn """""""game"""""""
>>332305818
I'd like that. If a game lets me be a misogynist but barely a racist (someone says nigger once and only once), I'd like to know that
>>332306203
I always considered myself to be progressive, fedora tipping atheist and what now and I have to say, modern day SJW's are degenerates even for me.
>>332306038
Do you know what literally and regular mean? Because pro tip:they aren't interchangeable.
>>332286467
Someone explain to me how this could possibly be the most accurate review I've seen for this game because what the fuck
>>332306676
bible says don't lie or deceive people
>>332292103
t. guy who didn't go to college
>>332299168
>if you look hard enough on the internet you can find real pics of me though
Girl you alredy put your family in youtube videos from patreon site.
>>332305654
60% is below average in grade school terms
The mini-games were fun but distracting
>>332305926
I'm slowly working my way through that one fun but the interface is clunky
>>332306917
I think I left my kids out of them but IBJamon is fair game
Sorry for the delay in my response, I got blocked for advertising?!
>yfw the group responsible for the crusades are more reasonable than SJWs
>>332301592
>linking an .exe
sheeeeit
>>332307465
don't worry, it's censored dolphin porn
>>332307258
It's because you linked you patreon, plus the thread's hit the bump limit so keep up the good reviews.
>>332307465
somebody wanted the game I made, next time I'll link to the page instead Didn't think anyone would care about a tic tac toe game or a Break out game
>>332307548
someone told us we needed one, we had one :\
>>332305935
50% is failing. 70% is average
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