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>That friend who borrowed your game and sold it
That's just straight up theft at that point.
>>332210112
>TFW I'm that friend
>TFW I'm hopelessly addicted to drugs
>TFW every day I hate myself more
>>332210112
>reluctantly come to your friends house
>parents start arguing
>"PUT THE GUN AWAY BRIAN OUR KIDS ARE HERE"
Pic related
It was probably a shit game anyways, probably made you a favor.
>that friend who built up speed for 12 hours and went to another universe
>Along with your cartirdge for Megaman Zero 3
fuck you, Jerry
>>332210824
Motherfucker took my Dead Rising tho.
>>332210112
I'M MISTER MEESEEKS LOOK AT MEEEEE
>>332210824
I loved Sonic Battle man. He didn't even give me some of the money. He just said "That's too bad isn't it?"
>>332210941
>lose megaman zero 3 one day
>look through every single nook and cranny in the house
>think it was a friend's brothers who stole it
>ask him if they took anything
>they didn't
>3 months later
>wanna play Crash The Huge adventure
>open box
>Megaman Zero 3 was inside all along
>>332210941
At least he didn't misalign themlike I didhelp
>friend asks to borrow your soul
>you say yes
>he moves away the next day
That kid general?
>>332210824
>Viewtiful Joe and Super Mario Sunshine
Kill yourself
>>332211443
The Simpsons?
>>332210751
>His dad would beat you
>Never understood that it was wrong because your dad hit you too
>kid lending out games in school
>go up to him
>sorry pal, it'll turn in to a demo version if I give out too many
>tfw 7 years old and ate that shit up
>>332211318
Bullshit, there are no objects in parallel universe. How are you posting?
>>332210112
>Friend borrowed some of my games
>He lends me some of his
>Never traded them back even after asking many times
>Games he let me borrow are worth more
>>332211248
Want a cunt. I hope youre planning and killing him and his family, anon.
>>332210112
>absolutely LOVE spyro 3, it';s my favorite game ever
>"friend" borrows it
>get it back with a huge crack and his name written on the disk side in permanent marker
shortly after that I never saw him again because his mother didn't like me, despite him being the troublemaker.
I hope he got involved with a gang or something>a few months ago I find a slightly scratched copy of spyro 3 in my spyro 2 case, the disk for that was in disk holder
>dad must have bought it for me and we all forgot about it
>despite the audio fucking up after some time of gameplay, it works perfectly fine and I do my first full playthrough of the game
>>332210751
What the fuck?
Put the gun away brian? Lol okay
>>332210112
>that friend who stole you're Megamall BTN 3 Blue cartridge because he thought you stole his pokemon shapphire even though he just lost it between the seat cushions at your house
Ahh sweet memories I should call him and say happy Easter
>>332211909
>Megamall
It uhhh was one of those flea market knockoffs
Yeah that's it
Totally didn't just get butthe fucked by auto correct
>back in elementary school, friend offers to powerlevel my mons if I lend him my Silver version for a week
>I let him borrow it on those conditions
>he flakes out repeatedly, I don't get it back for more than a month
>when I finally get it back, my save is gone
>new save with a few starter mons and no badges
>he says his little sister did it
>the new file has his name
fucker
>borrow money at 7th grade
>dude doesn't pay back
>decide to demand interest for every missed deadline
>one day the guy pays back
>with all the interest
>he turns out to be gay after all
>"Hey Anon, you wanna hang out today? Cool. Bring that one game over too. Oh don't worry man, we can take turns on it"
>He plays it the whole time and only gives you 5 minute turns
>"Don't be like that. You have the game all the time at your house! It's just being fair."
Fuck you Ryan you didn't even have any good snacks
>>332212313
Wut?
>>332210112
>used to swap games with people in elementary
>swap my kirby SS for dude's gradius 3
>I'm done with gradius in a few days
>he says he's not done with kirby
>he's never done with kirby
>gets himself suspended a few times then expelled
>in 4th grade
>comes back next year, ask him for my kirby
>I can't find it man
I was a naive child.
>>332212313was he gay for you
>>332212373
WE AREN'T YOUR FUCKING RENTAL STORE STEVEN!!!
>>332210112
>That kid who took your virginity and wouldn't give it back
>>332210112
>brothers friend borrows FF8 from me back in the day
>get it back scratched to hell
>won't play
I hope he's dead now wherever he is.
>>332212406
as long as you kept gradius you didn't fuck up all the way.
>>332210112
FUCK YOU TRAVIS YOU TRADED MY BANJO-TOOIE FOR CLAYFIGHTERS WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHITHEAD
>>332210112
I had a friend who borrowed my Pokemon game so he could trade evolve one of his guys, didn't tell me he was in the process of moving and left it at his old house so I never got it back.
It was a copy of Sapphire with like 100 hours in it and I had just caught a shiny so I was fucking pissed.
>>332211592
Anon...
>>332210527
Same bro, you never think you'll be one of those people until you are
>>332212530I'll never give it back, Levy
>Have a bro for life
>Buy him a ps2 and a shit ton of games
>My job eventually goes up in smoke for stupid reasons
>He tries to cheer me up about it but I need money to help out my family
>Steal some of the games I bought him that I know he didn't care about to get
>Too ashamed to mention that things were that bad, feel a unreal amount of guilt over it to this day.
I'm such a shit person.
rick and morty is a good show
Jake you fucking fag I would've played the shit out of DJ Hero if I still had it
>cousin wants to borrow my pokemon blue version
>lends it to her friend
>her friends dad erases my save with my mew on it to make his own save
I swear to god if I saw him in front of me right now i'd stab the mother fucker.
>>332213006
>Part of my post got eaten
Was just stealing the games to get groceries and stuff for my family.
>>332212967
you think i dont know where you live you cunt shit bitch pig?
I gave Uncharted 2 to a friend and he never gave it back. I don't know where he is now. Whatever though it was probably shit.
>>332213117
No you wouldn't Bobby
You never did
That's why I took it
>>332213085
Only first season. Dan Harmon is in full pandering mode.
>>332210975
Fuck you, you let me keep it.
>Love Yu-gi-oh
>Have four Exodia pieces and Blue eyes shining dragon
>Worthless cards but my crown jewels
>That kid super jelly, especially since he got the movie DVD three times and no Blue eyes
>Looking through deck one day
>Wut wheres my cards>.
>Tear house apart looking for favorite cards
>Probably think my mon threw them out or I lost them
>Weeks later bro friend over at that kids house and sees my cards, was sworn to secrecy by that kid
>Bro friend immediately tell me next day
>Confront that kid and he blackmails me for more cards otherwise he would rip them
>Mom threw out my dual disk and all my rare cards next year anyways
Fuck you Tom, you were rich and had everything but you had to take my cards and were gonna rip them, you were like some nigger Kaiba.
I am in my thirties, married, kids, house and great jobs yet I am still fucking mad.
My so called best friend stole my wii mote and sold it claiming he thought it was another friends. Even if that is the truth it boils down to the fact that hes still fucking over a mutual friend.
Same friend convinced me to sell my 360 just to get a ps4 controller to play co op games with him locally and then all we did was play diablo.
Same friend abandoned just about every game we started playing together in some sort of petty revenge for me deciding FFXIV was a waste of my time, which made him buttmad.
I hate you more than I love you man. Its a mix of both and I wish you werent so shitty because I see good in you. We had some good times but fuck man you took advantage of me a lot. Never again, and Im glad I cut you out.
>>332212629
I still have it. Had a similar exchange with Earthbound and some other game i don't remember. I gave back the other kid's game before I got earthbound back. I managed to get another copy of EB a few years later though
>>332213237
Sure thing Larry
>"here anon you can have it I don't play it anymore"
>"oh shit thanks dude."
>play it to death, 100% everything.
>eventually give it to another friend who wants it.
>5-6 months later
>original owner rings my doorbell
>"hey anon, my parents said I have to get that game back from you."
>mfw
>Here's your game back, bro. Thanks!
>>332210112
Goddamn Alex you still bitch about it to this day. It's not like you played it much anyway
>>332213406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f-ZHln7TL4
>>332210112
>all these people who lent their "friends" shit
>>332213406
>finally get the full inspector gadget set from mcdonald's back when their toys weren't 10-cent garbage
>some asshole kid takes the arm off it and throws it in the local pool
That's when I stopped sharing.
>>332213406
Buy your kids some more Yugioh cards you fuck
>>332213512
His fault 2bh
>lending shit out
You need to sign a contract in blood and give me collateral before I ever lend anyone shit.
You fuckers are really dumb letting "friends" hurt you.
>>332213684
>inspector gadget toys
I never got the one of the fucking legs. Poor guy had a second left leg jammed in instead.
>>332213592
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZuc3nBWdu0
>>332213716
They do not like Yu-gi-oh.
>that friend that had a crush on you
>he was so much taller and stronger than you
>and would protect you from the bullies
>and invite you to come over to his house every afternoon to play vidya
>and then one day try to kiss you while you're playing Gears of War on his Xbox
Y-you too, Vladimir
>>332213684
That looks like some grade-A lung cancer there
>lent DBZ Budokai 2 to this kid I felt bad for because his parents were in the middle of a divorce
>never saw him again so I never got the game back
>lent my PS2 and controller to this kid that's friends with my brother
>controller was chewed on in one part of the cord and the rubber part of the analog sticks were ripped off; it was clearly not my controller, just switched
I have not lent anything to anyone ever again after that. You cant trust people not to fuck your shit up or steal it.
>>332213716
You failed as a father
>>332213858
you fucked up
>>332213524
FUcking ALex
>>332213856
I found all of it at a thrift store.
I still got it somewhere around here. Shit movie but neat toy.
>best friend borrows game i got for my birthday
>he moves away right after
>never loan anyone anything ever again
>let my friend borrow dota 2
>he doesn't give it back
>>332213524
>>332214060
you guys too?
Fuck you alex.
You too eli
>>332213859
Please, Continue.
>>332213807
I'm gonna seriously tell people to give me a deposit if they wanna borrow my shit next time.
They'll obviously think it's ridiculous and most likely get discouraged though, which is fine.
>>332210527
have you considered suicide
some kid that I had a crush on in elementary school sold my gameboy advance with super mario world in it
i still get angry thinking about it
>>332210112
I still have a friend's copy of Pikmin 2 before they moved away. Shit's been through virtually everything 4 kids can throw at it and it still works.
>>332210112
It was his stoner ass lowerclass social case mom who sold all five of the games he borrowed.
Some of those were goddamn rare, bitch.
>>332210112
TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAVE DONE THIS TO ME!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>332215156
>Shit's been through virtually everything 4 kids can throw at it and it still works.
What does this mean
>>332210527
lol just pull an Audrey Murphy. Locking yourself for a week in a motel room is cheaper than a drug habit.
>Come downstairs in the morning to the shared living room when I was in University
>Housemate is on the PS2
>"What are ya playin'?
>"I'm just making some room on this memory card"
>Watch him delete my 300 hour FFX save
>Watch him delete my 1000 hour DIsgaea 2 save
>Go bananas
>He presses some button combo and they all come back
I nearly knocked him the fuck out I was so fucking angry.
>>332215446
Ooooh 4 kids as in four kids. I was thinking about 4kids
>>332213521
That's basically my valkyrie profile disc 1
>>332215446
Think about what carelessness one kid can do to a game. Now think about 4 kids. Now realize that this shit still fucking works.
>Visiting grandma
>I washed your jeans, there was some weird thing left in the pockets, I found it clunking around the machine
>It was my PS1 memory card
>"Oh, it's nothing, thanks grandma"
>>332215528
>leaving your memory card out in the open where people can just delete your shit
Why?
Also, why the fuck was that guy just deleting shit without asking first?
This is why I dont lend and share anything ever. People are never considered about the property of others.
>>332215279
>rare
>videogame
>>332212414
Yes.
>>332212406
>suspended and expelled in elementary school
literally how
>>332212503
YES YOU ARE RYAN. YES YOU ARE.
>>332215857
He was just fucking with me because he knew about the restore all data thing, he's not actually retarded. If it was anyone else I might have just launched over the couch at them.
> friend borrows dreamcast memory card, doesn't return it, claims he lost it
> a year or so later his mom gave back it to me whenhe was hit by a car and kill
> I've never loaded it up to see what he saved on it
Hope you got what you needed bro...
>Tfw brother rats on you for playing video games while grounded.
>tfw if you rat on him he deletes all your saves or hides the cords and shit so only he can play it.
fuck you tommy.
>>332214652
He started caressing my hair saying that I was so much prettier than his girlfriend.
He said he had a crush on me, put his hand on my thigh and tired to kiss me.
I was 16 and as girly and effimate as a trap can be, and he was 17, tall and manly. With a stubble that looked like DMC3 Dante.
I was too shy and in the closet to accept it, but looking back at it I should have sucked his dick dry.
>>332215528
>button combo.
Teach me bitch.
>in highschool
>classmate says he's selling his psp for $30 with littlebigplanet and socom
>sweet, those things are usually worth around four times that much
>haggle him down to $20
>"sure, here you go anon"
>play the fuck out of it, what a deal
>years pass
>a friend mentions in passing that he lent somebody his psp and he never gave it back, what an asshole
>lightbulb goes off in head
>"was it in a black carrying case with a copy of lbp and socom?"
>"yeah, how do you know"
>holy shit
>next time i see him i have the psp
>"here, i think this is yours dude, the fucker pawned it off on me"
>his face brightens up, i just made his year
But for real though, what kinda fuckface does that shit
>lend someone a game
>comes back with the logo side of the disk with pen lines on it
>the cover is slightly torn
>"It came like that"
What did I expect, his house was always so fucking unclean.
>>332211592
Hey, at least you are one of the few kids who could definitively say whether your dad could beat up his dad at least going by hitting strength.
>>332216173
Cursing out teachers and getting into fights often. He was a manlet mexican kid
>>332214229He did you a favor.
>be naive 10 year old twat
>lend a black kid transformers and need for speed underground 2 for the ps2
>never see him again
>a mutual friend gets transformers back to me
>never see that copy of nfs or that kid again
>stuck with shit game nobody likes
>>332216576
Was he trying to be like papi?
>>332216221
>delete friend's precious saves because I know a trick and I wanna be funny
>trick doesnt work
>saves are fucked
I wouldnt even risk it.
>
>>332216229
KARMA
>>332210112
>Borrow game to a friend
>He moves to another country.
Motherfucker.
>>332216336
can you message him on facebook?
>>332210112
>that friend who sucked your dick in middle school and you never saw him again
>>332216745
>lending things to black kids
Say goodbye to your shit. You wont see it again.
>>332217078
I think he backed them up on another card too or something. If he had genuinely lost them I would have sat his ass down and said I want all that progress back, and he would have done it. Probably enjoyed it too.
>>332210527
why don't you just end it.
>>332217232
Yes of course, we're friends.
We were best friends back in high school.
But he's got a girlfriend! It wouldn't be nice if I had sex with him...
I lend my GBC with Silver to a friend of mine and didn't get it back for ten years. He was a very dominating type.
It's not the only thing he stole from me, if you know what I mean. But I'd rather not get into that.
I loaned a game to my girlfriend. She still hasn't given it back. My little sister goes over to her house to play it all the time. Jokes on them, though, because I have a virtual console version of SSB64 anyways.Yes, I'm dating my little sister's best friend.
i never expect anyone to pay back any money i give away. the more people insist that they'll pay back, the less likely they are to do so.
one time i drove this drunk guy home and he kept telling me the whole way how he's gonna make it up to me and he always remembers favors like these, and i'm like "yeah sure dude" because i knew he wasn't gonna do any of that shit. i don't regret taking him home for free, i never expected him to pay for it, but i just don't like being lied to.
>In 5th grade, classmate brings Sonic and Knuckles to play on the class computer during recess
>He charged anyone that wanted to play 25 cents. 25 cents is a lot of fucking money in the 5th grade.
>For some reason I kept paying the douche to play it even though I only ever got to the 2nd level per play.
>Christmas break is coming up and he left the disc by the computer
>Take the disc while no one was looking to play on break
>Beat the entire game
>Bring it back to school
>Put it back where I got it
>He thought he just forgot it there
Fuck you Jeffery for being a jew but S&K is a good ass game
>borrow Zombi U from friend at the time
>just got Wii U. Needed some games to play
>get home and realize it's fucking garbage
>shove it in a drawer, never play it again.
>friend pisses of girl I was trying to fuck at the time
>never talk to him again
>three years later. need money for Twilight Princess HD
>sell game for two dollars
>no regrets
>>332210384
>loan out game
>laws dictate that once you allow the game out of your possession they can get away with doing whatever they want with it
just don't make friends.
>>332217438
How old are you and how old is your little sister?
>>332211592
My favorite part about this is your dad probably would have gone berserk if he knew the other guy put his hands on you.
>Didn't have any friends growing up
>Never been to any party or over to another house
>Bullied until HS
>Play games all the time
>19
>Work in morning and afternoon, go to class at night, come home and fap and stare at /v/
>Barely play vidya anymore
>Still no friends, not even online
>Little brother is a swag yolo musclehead faggot
>Older sister is an SJW cunt is currently "depressed" even though she constantly skips work, fails her classes, and gets shitfaced on the weekends
>Mom wants me to get out more and live my life rather than be so reclusive
>Dad is disappointed because he wanted me to be a nuclear physicist or some type of scientist in general even though I've never been interested in that stuff and he just wants to live vicariously through me
>that feel when
>borrow a friend's game
>never give it back, just kind of forgot about it
>come over later
>his discs are all treated like shit, and nothing fucking works anymore
>the other game of his that isn't fucked is the one I've been holding onto
Not even sure if I did the right thing.
![SuperMarioWorld-SpecialWorld-Tubular[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DNHrEX0.png "SuperMarioWorld-SpecialWorld-Tubular[1]"){kind=small}
>>332217448
Time would've been better spent playing Super Mario World, if you weren't a casual.
Which reminds me. If you haven't beaten Tubular yet, you should not be allowed to post on 4chan.
>>332217242
>knew two kids who lived down the lane from me.
>one was black.
>one day blackie comes over to play some vidya.
>suddenly random shit moped is near the side of the house.
>Parents question
>blackie flees.
>turns out the moped belongs to the other kid.
>didn't even notice it was gone because he was Richie Rich.
>Parents sign me up for some summer club thing
>Outside swimming there's a period where all the kids just sat around and did nothing.
>Pokemon Red had just came out a couple weeks ago and was catching fire, I was lucky enough to have a copy
>Wanting to make friends so let people play it
>One of the kids eventually gets his turn and he goes to delete my save
>"You don't own the game! It's the clubs game! You're just being selfish!"
>Other kids realize that if they side with him they could all have their own save files (no one knew how it really worked at the time)
>"Yeah anon you're being selfish!"
>Start arguing with the group because fuck you I was just trying to be nice
>Never trust anyone else
>Next day kid asks if he can play it anyway.
>>332217434
>It's not the only thing he stole from me, if you know what I mean. But I'd rather not get into that.
>>332217529
22 and 17.
>>332217438
I swear to God you better be atleast a year apart from your sister you sick fuck.
>>332217406
Maybe his girlfriend would accept a three way, with you being the bottom bitch.
>>332211248
You should kick him in the nuts, break his nose and scar his face with a knife. Then end with, nah, THIS is too bad.
>>332217434
>It's not the only thing he stole from me, if you know what I mean. But I'd rather not get into that.
You can't just drop that sentence and pretend to get away with it
>>332217786
I-i would enjoy that...
I met him last month at the train station and he joked about wanting to fuck me in front of his girlfriend and she gave me this dead cold stare...
I think he still wants to fuck me...
>>332217736
Carry on.
>>332210112
Oh god... my older cousin...
>"Hey anon do you still have DKC2 and DKC3?"
>Yeah I've kept them in perfect condition!
>"Mind if I borrow those games for a bit? I miss playing them..."
>No problem! Enjoy
2 months later
>Hey cousin, do you still have my DKC games?
>"Nah actually I sold them on ebay, lol"
It was then I stopped going to family get-togethers.
>like 11 or 12
>temporarily swap games with this fucking hick in my neighborhood
>trade ratchet and clank 3 for tom clancy's ghost recon because i want to start playing more "mature" games
>fucking hate the game and give it back to him
>decide to be fair and give him time to finish ratchet and clank
>a few weeks later
>he said he beat it but can't find the case so he'll get it back to me by when he finds it
>almost a fucking year later
>"hey man, really want my game back. I'll take it back without the case"
>"no man, I wouldn't feel right giving it back without the case"
>get mad and just stop talking to the kid
>tell my mom about this bullshit and she marched to his fucking house with me and got my game back (despite me telling her not to come)
>get game back without case after she tells him to stop being a retard
>get home, realize the game's fucked up beyond belief and unplayable and he was just trying to cover it up
>next day at school, he acts like a bitch and tells everyone i had my "mommy" defend me
>fucker starts acting like a dick and just calls me fat for the rest of elementary and middle school
Fuck you Austin, I'm glad you dropped out of highschool you cousin fucking piece of shit
>>332217763
>atleast
>that friend who borrowed your game and gave it as a present to a friend of his I don't even know
Fuck you Brian, I still miss my Mutant Academy 2 copy.
>>332210527
When it gets to the point you're fucking over your friends, it's time to get your shit together.
>borrow friend's gameboy advance sp
>coincidentally piss off sister
>she swipes the gameboy when im asleep and slips out the door in the morning to give it to one of her friends
>>332217805
then he would be able to press charges and get to be locked away because of assault and attempted murder.
and it's fine for the douchy friend to sell his game because the law protects him because there is no laws about loaning out property. it's either gift or write a written contract first declaring this to be a loan, notarized by a lawyer.
>>332217705
so was it deleted in the end? I need to know this?
>>332217874
>>332213859
>>332214652
>>332216336
>>332217232
>>332217406
>>332217786
What is the deal with the amount of traps and retarded shit like that on the internet lately? No matter where i go. being here or any other site, there's always people talking about this sick shit.
>>332217874
do it faggot.
Post screenshots of your FB stuff as well.
>>332217895
Will do.
>>332216556
>tfw you compare friends dads punch to your dads according to this method
>tfw you get happy that your dad is stronger than your friends dad
>when in all reality your friends dad went easy on you while your dad didn't
>friends dad pulled his punches with the last bits of humanity and empathy his alcoholic self had left
>your dad was way past that point
>you're still happy your dad is stronger than your friends dad, even though your dad is just a hopeless person beating children since he has nothing else left to let out his anger at himself
>tfw your dad would get fucked in a real fight against your friends dad, the only reason he hit you stronger is because he's hopeless and doesn't know how to cope with his life, so he lashes out at the ones closest to him
>>332218105
Anon, you should know this by now
There are no girls on the internet, we just find ways to compensate
>>332218105
Vote Trump, he'll end this shit
>>332218196
Do you want to see pictures of me?
Anyway I'll talk to him, maybe he wants to come over to my house and play videogames with me. And maybe I greet him wearing my skirt and panties and stockings and cute shirt.
>Be in high school
>My science class usually ended with everyone going outside to do something for whatever reason
>Always had my Gameboy Advance in my lunchbox I had in my backpack
>Some niglet steals it one day and comes back the next with jewelry and is boasting how she just happened to find some money
>Everyone in the class room knows she stole it because she's a chronic thief
>Teacher just says "uh no she's a girl she'd never do that you're just trying to be racist"
>Unable to do anything because the teacher is defending her going into peoples things to steal
>One day see her rifling through my backpack, my phone in her hand
>Punch her in the head
>Teacher flips her fucking shit as the niglet starts squealing
>I point out that she's stealing. Again. Red handed as FUCK this time
>"T-teacher I was just confused I thought this was my backpack!"
>"See anon, she was just confused! You did a hate crime!"
>None of them do anything to me despite this bullshit claim because other students saw her stealing and they knew they were in the wrong.
Teacher in general was super against boys/men. She hated them and would do anything in her power to see them brought down- she only cared about PoC and Girls.
>>332216745
>lending things to poor kids
Sometimes they'd just up and steal my shit without even asking for it. I learned my lesson early.
>>332218316
steam id?
My cousin would constantly come to my house and ask me to borrow some of the new PS2 games I had bought (even the ones I didn't finish yet) and as naive and nice I was I already lent them to him. Pic related is an example of how many of those copies returned.Thank God I went to PC and he went to Xbox 360 and I only buy digital these days in case he decides to switch to PC too.
>>332210112
I had two friends do this with my yugioh cards. Fuck.
>>332218207
You sound like you could do with a drink anon.
>lend some kid my copy of OOT.
>tell him not to delete the first file since it has all skulltulas/heart pieces/upgrades.
>get the copy back two weeks later.
>he deleted the first file.
>last file.
>He named link "Faggot".
>>332218316
Pics would be nice
>>332218285
Nigga, thats not even related to the question. Girls don't come here or anywhere i go, what i'm asking is why in the hell is this shit getting popular? Everyone i go people just talk about that shit and it is just cringy.
>>332218316
>Do you want to see pictures of me?
yes.
I had a friend who asked me to borrow some of my favorites games to him and he alway returned a few days later but with the wrong game in the box, I always thought he was trying to get away with my games as if I wouldn't notice.
>>332218105
>lately
>>332218395
http://steamcommunity.com/id/courier_ttf
A-add me if you want.
>>332218454
No way! That's too lewd. Besides this is a nice thread and I've already drawn too much attention.
I'm going to go now.
>>332213856
>Poor guy had a second left leg jammed in instead.
That was me. I only ever got the flashlight leg.
I don't even remember what the other one was.
>>332218375
This is why I'm voting for Donald Trump.
>>332218552
There's a surprising amount of girls on 4chan. Mostly concentrated in /soc/, /a/, and /cgl/, but still. All of those boards are majority female.
/v/ has a sizable amount of girls. Hell, even little girls come here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXx9ftIMc-o
>>332218637
please post an imgur link or something.
i bet you're really cute.
>>332217078
He probably copied them to another memory.
>>332218105
Just normal /v/ avatarfaggotry, it's just one guy acting like a faggot on purpose to rile up non degenerates.
>cousin deletes your 400h Pokemon Blue save to start a new game that she plays for 10min. It was on Gameboy color
>>332218417
I already have beer by my side. I have problems with substance abuse.
>>332218098
Nah. I noticed what he was doing on the file select screen and it got canned instantly.
>>332212530
>that kid that took another kid's virginity and told everyone in class that you did it
I hate you, Greg
>>332218735
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXx9ftIMc-o
This person goes on /v/?
>friend borrows FFX-13
>forget about it
>notice he's still got it like a year later
>he asks if I want it back, though he hasn't finished it
>'nah, go ahead and finish it'
that my friends, is how much of a let down pink haired cloud is
>>332218770
an imgur link? I guess I could do that...http://imgur.com/a/idTbb
>>332218965
the underage b& rule is only a suggestion now.
>>332219041
ur a qtwith a nice ass
>>332218965
And /pol/, yes. She gets a lot of her images directly from here.
>>332217716
>>332217870
It's a bit of a weird story. We were best friends since we were 4. We used to have sleepovers and we'd push two mattresses together and cuddle together under the blankets. This changed when we were 13. Like I said, he was very dominant. He sucked my tiny dick sort of against my will/better judgement. We got way into it later on though. We would have sex with each other while holding up little mirrors in front of the other's face so we could see our own face while having sex. We taped it too sometimes. Anyway, I don't know why I felt I had to share this. So he basically got my Pokemon Silver and returned it to me 10 years later when we were sort of estranged, families moved far away from each other and that.
>>332218965
No her parents gives her ebin memes to spout and now she's famous.
>>332218619
in lately i mean in the last 1 or 2 years. The fact shit like that gets popular worries me,
>>332218735
But it is a very fucking small number, which i don't care either way, i'm just curious on how in the absolute fuck shit like traps got such a traction in the last years, shit is as much cringy as furries(which also are getting more popular lately).
>>332218825
I know man, but it is not just him and it is not just here on /v/.
Shit like that is happening on all the forums and boards i go(/pol/,/co/, etc). people act like they ironically like this kind of shit because it is funny but at this point it can't be just it.
>>332219139
T-thanks...
>>332219041
10/10 would rape
>Friend let me borrow games
>Finish it, tell him he can have it back
>"Huh? Oh you can keep that man, I'm done with it"
A good chunk of my PSX collection is just from this one guy not wanting his games back for whatever reason.
>>332210527
You'll beat it bro you can do it! This no matter what you think you're stronger than drugs even if you think you aren't. Good luck on your journey friend.
>>332219589
>Literally free games
>like 13 or 14
>little sister becomes an anime scene kid faggot
>gets super heavy into soul eater
>begs me to get her the shitty fighting game on my modded psp
>do it and she hangs on to the fucking thing forever
>didn't care cause I didn't play it too often
>want to play some fucking vice city stories on it
>ask for it and she fucking lost it
I got a practically new one for $40 and modded
it. She asked me to do the same thing and I told her to fuck off
>>332219589
a person like that is certainly capable of going places.
>>332219328
>'m just curious on how in the absolute fuck shit like traps got such a traction in the last years
Fags have always been on 4chan. OP sucking cocks was not just some random meme we felt like making. Also, a lot of femanons post in trap threads. I know, from personal experience, that a lot of them come to these threads to schlick.
Furries are coming back because no one calls them out on their bullshit. Just report them, since posting furry shit is against the rules.
>>332219139
>long black hair
fuck my one weakness
>>332219589
This is how I got Pokemon Colosseum and Sonic Adventure 2.
>>332219781
I-i'm not a slut!
>>332219405
You're a slut
>friend lets me borrow DBZ GT Final Bout back when it was rarer than flying pigs
>my mother is playing socialite at this point in her life and invites over a coworker with her gaggle of little wetback kids that I'm required to entertain
>they steal DBZGT, they steal my Gameshark (only the memory card part but not the CD for some bizarre reason, you needed both of them), they rip off a bunch of my Pokemon cards
>I never told my mother about this until 15 years later because she liked to get mad at me for unreasonable things and I knew she'd lose her shit because I didn't protect my stuff
>>332219739
>tfw my little sister keeps bandying around her manga and other weeb crap
>tfw found the first 3 volumes of Oreimo on the couch when she got up to go make some tea
Fucking weebs.I am
>>332219589
little do you know, those games are cursed with the soul of BEN DROWNED
>>332219954
No I'm not!
>>332219896
You will be when we're done with you.
>friend asks to borrow game
>say no
>acts offended as fuck and gives me a lecture on the importance of sharing
Why the fuck is it so bad that I don't like people to borrow things? My dad also gives me shit because I told him I don't like loaning people money, despite him doing it all the time.
>>332219405
you look so qt holy shit, tell me your trap story or just tell me how is to live like that, id love to just be one ;_;7
>inb4 faggot
>>332210112
>that friend that borrowed your game, played it for 15 minutes, lost the case, then used the disc as a bottle coaster for the rest of the week.
>all these anons salivating over some trap
pathetic, really.
>>332218637
>courier_ttfs friendlist is full
Oh... o-okay ;_;
>>332220030
> but looking back at it I should have sucked his dick dry
>I-i would enjoy that...
Face it anon
>>332220149
faggot
>>332220149
What trap story? There's not much to tell.
My friend and I would always be toghether in school and we would go to eachother's houses to play games every day.
He had a crush on me but I was too shy and in the closet to accept it.
Other than that, I've, over the years, grown to accept my femininty and embraced it by becoming a trap and crossdressing. It is only natural for someone with such an effeminate body, face and voice.
I used to get mistaken for a girl all the time, and it was pretty annoying but I grew to love it.
Nowadays I shitpost and derail threads with posts like this one, or sometimes posting pics of myself as well if I'm feeling really slutty.
I live my life like a man 99% of the time now.
>>332220304
It is?
>>332218417
Here's to 9 miserable months on the wagon.
>hey anon, here's your game back. thanks for letting me borrow it.
>>332220467
Stupid cumbucket id fuck you and dump you like an used tissue. That's what a slut like you deserves.
>Let friend borrow a game from me
>He refuses to give it back
>sneak into his house and steal it back
>He moves away
>>332220107
game?
>>332220802
L-lewd.
I like it....
>>332210527
Get your shit together and fight those demons anon. Nobody wants to be that guy
>>332220108
>friend asks to borrow game
>say no because he's an asshole
>tells my mom that I won't lend him one of my games while pretending to cry
>mom is angry at me and rips the game out of my hands
>say he's pretending, doesn't believe me
>"friend" gives me back my game later in terrible condition and being all smug about it
>says if I tell my mom he'll just say that I did it to blame him
>having friends
>School field trip
>"Friend" borrows copy of pokemon emerald for the bus ride
>Claims to have lost it at the end of the day
>Catch him playing it at recess the next day
>Won't give it back
>Tells teacher it was his all along.
>12 years pass.
>This thread
FUCK YOU JUAN, YOU FILTHY LYING FUCK, I WANT MY GAME BACK.
>>332220171
I used to have a friend who would remove discs from my consoles to put in another and he would just leave the other one sitting on the table where it would get all dirty and stuff.
And when he didn't leave it sitting on the table, he'd put the disc in the box of the game he just put in the console.
>People in this thread going crazy over a trap
>>332220467
id like to fuck a trap, damn or just be the complete faggot packpage and have a relationship with one
>>332220926
I know you do,slut. I know how to treat sissies like you. When I'm done with you you'll be nothing than a fuckhole for me to dump my seed into. And when i do Ill grab your hair and pull you closer to my face so I can hear you say "thank you master"
>>332220807
solid snake would be proud
>>332221237
In the end, we're just men looking for love.
Love that makes us feel like a pretty girl.
>>332221284
Wow you're really mean.
I bet you want to slap me and manhandle me and toss me all over the place and use me like an onahole >__<
I lost a friends game I borrowed once, but I felt so guilty I bought him another copy.
>>332211592
we are here for you anon
forever
Traps are worse than furries.
>Lend a friend a copy of Worlds Scariest Police chases.
>Have to literally hand him notes daily until he gives it back
>Its scratched to shit and covered in fucking marmalade.
>>332221873
Nah at least traps think theyre human and have sex with humans
>>332213406
This reminds me of something similar that happened to me.
>Be 10
>Really into collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards
>Have at least a thousand dollars worth of cards saved up
>Really good friend who I haven't seen in a while comes over
>Show him my rare cards because he was into Yu-Gi-Oh too
>Go to take a dump
>"Hey anon, I gotta go! My Dad's outside right now!"
>drop a massive deuce
>"Alright man, I'll see you later!"
>go back in my room to put my cards away
>can't find the rare cards I had just shown my friend
>tear my room apart looking for them
>they're nowhere
>see him 2 years later at Target
>he avoids me and I don't get to confront him
>never see him again
Fuck you Robert, we played fucking Conker's bad fur day together.
WE EXPERIENCED THE GREAT MIGHTY POO TOGETHER.
FUCK,
YOU.
>>332217626
>Get SMW and play the hell out of it
>Finish the special stages
>Feel like a champ
>Some kid wants to borrow it
>I let him do it but I tell him don't delete save file 1
>The fucker does it anyway
He's lucky that he changed schools shortly after that
>>332221873
Nah, they're like this good little slut
>>332221631
Instead of shoving their trash all over, they just come to drain your balls, and then you can toss them away after use.
>>332210112
Fuck you Myles.
>>332221994
meant to say a couple thousand dollars worth of cards*
>>332210112
I had a moment of being "that kid" in Pokemon.
Back when I was a kid, I started playing Pokemon Blue around the time Gold and Silver came out. It was sometime before Ruby and Saphire, and I was the kinda kid that just used Charizard on everything and I started having a tough time later on, so my cousin traded me a level 100 Mew to help me get past the Gym Leader, and like a little shit I refused to trade it back. I eventually convinced him to clone the Mew in Silver and got it.
I then proceeded to clone that Mew like a hundred times after making it hold a rare candy and leveled my Charizard up to level 100.
I also had no fucking idea how rare Mew was.
I think I might have had a legit Mew and a bunch of clones of it, and even if I didn't have a legit one I could have been the coolest kid on the playground, handing out Mews like candy, but I just kept that shit to myself for some reason.
When was the Mew glitch discovered again? I think this happened before that.
>>332220818
Looks like AA2.
I have a friend who I let borrow Jedi Academy years back and he still has it. Had a falling out since then and talking to him would just be awkward as fuck. Recently looked up pricing online to find out a bunch of Star Wars games for the old Xbox are like 40-something bucks, used.
>>332221873
They are both equally shit.
One group finds amusement in seeking this kind of attention while the other wants to fuck anything with 4 legs.
>>332218637
>Do you want pics
>Sure
>No you can't have them
Ignore this slut
>>332221631It's funny watching you trip all over yourself and try to samefag a creepy hypersexual to get some attention and/or make yourself feel better but you don't seem to have any self-respectand what you're doing isn't feminine at all; no girl acts like this outside of anime.Oh don't let me stop you though, this is good shitposting
>>332222329
but he did give them
>>332210527
Get off the drugs anon. You can do it you just have be mentally strong and believe in yourself. At first it is tough but its worth it and there is nothing like a clear mind my friend , 15 year ex skittle addict here so i know what the journey is like and let me tell you its worth it anon drugs are for losers anon, youre not a loser are you anon?
I have 4 story about those kinds of events
>Older brother who is kind of an asshole lend pic related to one of his friends
>When we get it back the cd is scratched and the manual book is all writen up with red marker
> at least the friend buy another copy to replace
ours
>>332222468
I'm not samefagging, that guy is deffo really mean to me for some reason.
But I do love shitposting and it's why I'm here doing what I am.
So thanks~ <3
>>332222589
good one anon
>>332222610
>"replies" more than a minute apart.
Yuuuup
>at a family get-together at cousins house
>everyones outside drinking beer and smoking
>go inside to use restroom
>see cousins Pokemon red just lying on the counter just asking to be stolen
>steal the fuck out of it
>erase cousins save and start my own
>never return it
Fuck you Theron, you rude piece of shit, auntie Chris always got you cool fancy shit and my parents gave me jack shit
>>332222782
I could post a screencap where none of his posts have a (you) in them, but you'd say that I just shooped it anyway so I don't see the point in arguing about this.
>>332218105
I'm pretty sure there's something in the water.
>>332222610
because gay traps need to be bullied
>>332222782
people are thirsty anon
>>332218105
i think anime glorifying cute girls has made people who don't get enough attention yearn to be cute anime girls as well
>>332222889
>steals something because someone else's parents love them more than yours do
I didn't know Chris was a black name.
>>332210112
>lent a friend in college my copy of Dead Space 2
>towards the end of the semester, I chime in wanting it back
>he informs me that he somehow damaged the disk and would get me a replacement
>told him it was fine and that I could get it fixed back at home
>he insists he do it since it was his fault
>ok fine.jpg
>half-handedly noticed that not even the box was in his room
>he drops out the next semester
>turns out he had been doing weed and finally got caught
>mfw I'm now convinced he sold my copy at the local Gamestop for weed money
>>332219993
She also got me to read one of her fucking yaoi mangas after finding out i wasbisexualand tried claiming that I couldn't like dudes because I was disgusted that the first thing that happens is rape
>>332223015
Really? I refuse to believe people are really buying into this guy's fake-ass bullshit.
Like, he needs some interaction with actual girls ffs
>That friend who borrowed your game, beat it, talked about it with you and ended up loving it as much as you did
Bros for life
>that friend who really wanted to borrow the legend of dragoon, then left disc 3 out for his little sister and dog to scratch up
Fucking Brandon
took my fucking copy of Tribes II in high school and never heard from him again
it's been over a decade
>>332222589
forgot pic
>Lend pokemon Fire Red to my cousin
>Told him not to erase my save
>later, he lend it to one of his friend
>im mad because I dont want my games to be in the hand of someone i don't know
>i take the game back, then again I was lucky to retrieve it
My two others experience didnt end so well
>Brother give Devil May Cry 3 to the same friend
>It dissapear, i never saw that awesome game that we buy for our dad again
People don't have respect for anything
>Brother ask me to lend two of my game (Red dead redemption undead nightmare and Prototype), to his friends of high school
>i said sure as long as you take them back when needed
>never ever
A...at least those friends lend us Assassins creed revelation
tfw I was the one that borrowed a game from my friend, and I really contemplated keeping it,But I'm too much of a good friend to do that to my friend so I gave it back, saying that I accidentally lost it, which was partially true
I only once lost a game and that was my own fault.
Luckily it was only Oblivion, so not much of value was lost.
>>332222489
This anon is full of rainbow shit. The happiest I'd ever been was when I was abusing Take 5's. Sober life is fucking suffering.
>>332223317
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I cant speak for everyone
I dont really care either
but bullying is fun so theres that
>>332222889
Fuck you James, imma tell dad.
>>332220467
>>332220926
>>332221631
>>332222468
>>332222610
>>332222782
>>332223015
>>332223317
This shit should be banned from this board, it always derail threads.
>>332210112
At least it was your goddamn truck you still hadn't paid off yet. First and only time I broke a man's hands using a door and a hammer.
>want to add the cute trap
>know it's pointless because nothing will ever happen with it
>>332217912
>>332213463
>>332216462
>>332210112
>selling someone else's shit
How do people think this is ok?
>>332223703
So we just continue without acknowledging the stupidity any further.
>>332210527
and hero
>>332213859
>he
Continue...
>>332222000
Oh shit that get
>>332224537
holy shit read the thread fag
>>332224536
>>332223560
I also used to borrow the game guidesBecause I liked to draw the art insideand I couldn't even bring myself to take THOSE. I mean, they're just guides..And I didn't even LIKE that friend all that much
>>332224723don't acknowledge it
>That kid who was always a class clown
>When you actually became friends with him you found out how sad he was but the only thing he could do was make others happy
>That was me
>>332224061
I've fucked 4 boys that I met on /v/ and all of them were top qts.
but, none of them are the type who would slut it up in a random "that kid" thread on /v/. in fact I met them all in totally non-romantic non-sexual contexts
>that friend who became a sissy
>>332216462
>bought a PSP for $40 off one of my stoner friends in high school
>modded it to play NES and SNES games
>now realize it might have been stolen
>Some faggot samefagging and derailing the thread
Why do weebs ruin everything?
>>332210112
I did that once, I was a kid and thought "borrow" meant I could keep it. My friend lent me Ghost Recon and I sold it for Kingdom Hearts.
>>332220994
So your mom trusts some random kid more than her own son? What the fuck did you do to lose so much credibility to her?
>>332224913
>>332224913
I know that feel bro, I even laugh when they were bullying me because even if a knew they were laughting at me I could pretend they were laughting WITH me
>Cousin is living with us in our old house across the yard
>Ends up going to my school
>Makes friends with this one kid who also has a game boy
>He ends up loaning him a few games.
>Weeks pass, he wants his games back
>Kid just ends up stalking for time with lame excuses like "My mom cleaned my room I can't find anything" "I forgot it at home" etc.
>After 2 weeks of this shit he goes to his mom
>Thankfully since we all live near the school and ride the same bus we know where he lives
>We all get in the van and head over there
>Just as he and his sister were about to get to the door the kid opens the door and gives in saying "Oh hey Jose, I got your games in my room let me get them real quick"
>As he gives back the games the older sister tells the kid to get his games
>She tells my cousin to take a game since he had to go through all this trouble to get his games back.
>He ends up taking Sonic Battle and I let the kid know that next time this happens I'll be taking a game as well if he doesn't want his parents involved
Eat shit Willie, the games you took weren't even worth the trip.
>>332220030
Post your face in an imgur
>>332225475It's funny because I would end up making friends out of a few enemies with my sense of humor. It felt really great and really weird at the same time
>tfw a steam friend sends you this
>>332224536
Source?
>always wanted to play Demon's Souls; loved DaS
>have friend with PS3
>ask him if I can use his PS3 to play DeS if I buy it
>he says yes so I do
>go over and play it only one time
>leave it there and tell him he may as well keep it
>come back a few days later ready to play again
>he fucking sold it
>"What? You said it was mine."
It was really fun for the couple of hours I played it though. Fuck that guy, I kind of knew he was a retarded asshole, I should have known better.
>>332226420
Post his ID maybe.
>>332226420
give >her the D
>>332226420
thats gay
>never had any black friends
>no one stole my shit
>I invited my friends all the time to play n64 and eat pizzas
Man it felt good.
>Borrow tekken 5 from a friend.
>Immediately move into another state.
>Years later, I try to find said friend.
>Hedied last week
I gave it to his twin brother who started to cry like a bitch.So did i
>>332226420
which ID?
>>332226706
>twin brother
That's the saddest part. Having your twin die must be next level.
>>332210112
>friend gives me n64 games that i never gave back
>gave friend ps3 games that he never returned
Looks like I got the better end of the deal.
>tfw your bro-like nephew goes through his "little shit" phase
>starts stealing all of your PS3 games one by one
>don't say anything about about cause sister will go momzilla on my ass
>he eventually snaps out of it
>fast forward years later and we still play vidya together all the time, but he's struggling in school
>can tell it really bothers him
>some not-a-teacher tells him he'll never be anything
>he self terminates
>now slowly losing drive for anything
I just want my bro back.And my fucking games.
>>332226420
>not letting her/he/it bounce on your dick while you say cute/bad things to his/her/it ear
OP here. Came back after picking up some packages
What the fuck happened to this thread
>>332227329
traps, faggots and bad games
literally /v/
>>332226706
>turns out the friend murdered his brother for his identity after racking up large amounts of casino debts and was just crying because you're a good friend
>>332227329
literally a guy who puts the "fag" in "samefag"
And some thirsty anons desperate to fuck anything with a pulse
>>332227329
Packages?
Better unbox them here
>>332227329
>start threads about vidya friends
>doesn't expect it to get gay
Where do you think you are.
>>332226420
I knew a guy like this, bullied and dominated his cock
He was retarded, not worth the effort
>>332227480
you mean twin?
>>332226476
>leave it there and tell him he may as well keep it
>let my sister borrow my Wii for a few months
>she ends up selling it for drugs
Not like I missed it that much though.
>>332217915
>ratchet and Clank 3
>elementary school
2Young
>>332225803
Oh man I know, someone even told me once that a party was really shitty just because I wasnt there to light the mood, I cried ;_;
>>332213521
Fuck you Mitch.
>One day I am missing Soul Edge for PS1.
>Look in all my game cases, still missing.
>4 Months later, at said friends house.
>See my exact game copy there along with my missing copies of Tenchu and FF9.
>Soul Edge Disc scratched and is hardly playable.
>>332210527
Is that Fat Mike from NOFX?
>>332213521
Same thing happened to my copy of Gears of War 3
Fuck you Joe
>find trap with good porn
>they're in it for fetish reasons, and not some sort of weird tumblr style identity otherkin multi-gender bullshit
traps can only be attractive for anywhere to 1 to 5 years unless genetics are on their side, and even then some of them ruin it with shitty boob jobs like linetrap/bailey jay (sarina valentine turned out ok though)
>>332227465
>>332227524
>>332227561
I mostly expected it to devolve into a depression thread but this is much worse
>>332227530
It's just Spirit Tracks. Nothing important. Maybe one day though, Anon
>>332226706
>twin brother
>>332227749
The game's 12 years old anon
>>332226835
>>332226518
obviously I cropped it on purpose. I'm not about to share my favorite fucktoy with /v/
>>332228551
I hate you
>Back in highschool
>Friend was a minecraft faggot, tried to make him stop
>Decided to lend him my copy of GOTY oblivion since I didn't have a 360 at that point
>Ask him about it often, says he never played it, was going to play it, etc
>Ask him about it again one time
>"Oh yeah, I sold it along with my other 360 games to get something else"
>Got kinda mad but eventually stopped caring because I got like 500 hours out of it, felt content.
>Years later he finally gets a good PC
>Plays oblivion, gets mad at himself for being a dumbass and not playing it on 360
>Eventually gets into stuff like dark souls, witcher, and dragon's dogma
I'm kinda glad, in the end.
He's still a good friend too.
>>332224723
I apologize. I read the thread.
>be nerdy antisocial awkward chubby virgin
>get nerdy antisocial awkward chubby gf super into anime
>lend her Path of Radiance because I knew she'd like it
>we break up
>never get my game back
>or Sunshine
>or Sacred Stones
One day i stole less than 50 cents from a friend
i still feel bad since he asked me if i knew if someone stole it, i said no
was going to say a quote from drake and josh but i don´t remember it
>my brother sold my ps2 in college when I lent it to him to catch up on vidya
I was mad, then I used it to guilt him into getting me stuff.then he bought me a PS4 and now I owed him
>Borrowed DBZ BT3 from friend
>enjoyed the shit out of it
>end of the year is coming up
>"Dude, I want my game back before I move".
>Leave it right where I'll see it when I leave the house
>It sits there for two weeks
>school year ends
>a few weeks later notice it sitting there
>freak out
>felt bad but still enjoyed it
>a month later we move out because bullshit
>later on be walking around and just happen to see old friend working in his yard
>we talk for a bit and he mentions the game
>give it back to him
>>332211657
all objects are there anon, but they are invisible
>>332229205
My fucking brother did that to me. Racing games where he didn't godmod me with his "older gamer superiority" shit, and I managed to kick his ass, he turns the damn thing off before I reach the finish line.
It made me fucking livid but I just cried because there was nothing I could do but accept it, being the younger sibling
>>332210112
>kid replaced my zelda 2 with his
>his battery was busted
>i switched them back
bitch
>>332229526
Fuck off Justin, I know shit you never even bothered to learn.
>>332230214
>>332229205
I did this one time before I realized how awful it is.
I thought it was normal since my cousins did it to me all the time.
>>332221284
Wew
>>332230390
Fuck you Todd, Your shit still stinks.
>>332230904
Is that why it took you 3 hours to make it though the first level of Ratchet & clank on normal, yet it only took me 20 minutes?Is that why Chelsea gagged on my balls and not yours?
>>332228639
go get your own. what's stopping you?
>>332231275
I can't find any.
>>332217459
>sells the last good horror game that came out in years for a rerelease of the worst zelda game
Nice tastes m8
>>332231376
>Zombi U
>good
>>332231513
Bet you didnt even play it m8
>lend xbox to a friend
>he has it for a week
>come back to pick it up
>hands me a bag, don't check it
>go home and get xbox out
>massive bootmark on top of it, fronts all fucked and makes a weird noise when i turn it on
>go back and ask him what the fuck
>"oh i forgot, i gave you my old xbox back haha"
>mfw i can hear the cod4 music coming from upstairs
>>332223696
>Take 5's
The candy bar?
>>332213406
>my aunt is a teacher
>she takes kids toys and if at the end of the year they didnt take them back she gaves the to me
>get a shit ton of cool pokemon cards, dont know how to play but play with them like if they were pokemons all day like for two weeks
>take them to school
>that kid ask me share them with him for one period
>another teachers takes them
>I never saw them again
>I never get pokemon cards again
>>332210112
>That friend who you traded games with over a summer and he lost your game
Good thing I traded a shitty DBZ game for Golden Sun and was told to keep it.
>>332231619
Cmon nigger, I love bad games and I admit that game was awful.
>>332217585
don't worry mate, somehow we'll pull it together
>>332231817
You fucked.
You had a good thing going there, too.
>>332210112
>swap games with a friend
>I lend him my copy of Tenchu and he lends me his copy of Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
>I return his game but he's still playing Tenchu
>he moves and I never got my game back
I still to this day wish I had been that friend who never did the right thing because I can easily get a new copy of Tenchu but fuck all if I'm shelling out the cash for a copy of Ogre Battle on PS1.
>That kid who got on the bus with half an A press
>>332210112
At least that shit is upfront. I had a friend to whom I lent MW2 for a year (I got bored of it a week after in came out) and he gave me back an empty case. I didn't even notice until I got home, but needless to say I don't talk to that jackoff anymore.
>that kid who used to lick his cartridges to clean them
>go over to a friend's place
>"Hey, Anon, check out this new game on my PC."
>He boots it up
>Starts playing
>Eventually I ask for a turn
>He just keeps on playing
>This goes on for the whole afternoon
The worst part was that he had mutiplayer games, he just did singleplayer stuff half the times I came over.
>>332215847
>left GBA carts in pants all the time
>they all worked after going through the wash every time, no problem
>>332231275
Do you have any others, or just that one? What are some good strategies? Do you just add everyone in Steam threads?
>>332232267
>cousins come to my house
>because we are poor, my dad installed project64 in the pc with some pokemon games because anon likes them
>we play the minigames in atcual turns for hours
feels great to not have any actual asshole in the family
>>332232267
I had a friend that did this too who was super rich. Didnt even care though because it going to his house from living in a flat all my life was like going to narnia
>all those friends who borrowed your games and gave them back later
>all those friends you lent you their games and even sometimes told you to just keep them
feels great not being an amerifat
>let friend borrow Pokemon Stadium 2 and some other shit 64 game
>he lets me borrow Smash bros 64
>4 years later we don't see each other at all anymore
>dude sends me a message out of nowhere
>he wants Smash 64
>well fuck
>give it back
>he give me some shit 64 game and some other games I don't remember having
>where's my Pokemon stadium 2?
>you never let me borrow that game
>I'm pretty sure I did
>nope
Where the fuck did my Pokemon Stadium go dammit?
>>332232194That shit worked, yo
>>332210112
>Be 15
>Started babysitting for my sister who lived in another town.
>Pay was shit, only a few quid left after paying fares.
>betterthennothing.jpg
>Visit cash converters in her town.
>They had a Dreamcast.
>Ask if I can pay it off weekly.
>They say yes.
>Give them my family name.
>"Luke ********?"
>Turns out one of my brothers was already signed up.
>Tell them who he was and gave them my name.
>Everything turned out fine.
>A few weeks go by and I finally get to take the little fucker home.
>I gather a few unwanted games and trade them in for dreamcast games.
>Come home
>Dreamcast is missing.
It turned out that my shitlord of a borther (who also happened to be signed up at Cash Converters) just saw the dreamcast there and decided to pawn it in AT THE SAME FUCKING PLACE I JUST GOT IT FROM!!!!!!
>>332232267
Maybe he just didn't like to be alone?Maybe his parents couldn't beat the shit out of him when there's company
>>332211778
That happened to me too. I got GoldenEye and Conkers Bad Fur Day for Spider man and Excite bike 64
>>332210112
>years ago
>let my friend borrow Fallout 3 so his girlfriend can play it
>months later, taking her forever to beat
>they eventually break up
>never got my game back
Fuck that guy
>>332217585
More away from your family and start a new life. Surround yourself with people who have similiar mind to your own
>lend my friend my copy of quest 64, apparently people hate it but i loved the thing
>fast forward to 2016
>realize that I didn't actually do it and I haven't had an IRL friend since 9th grade and I don't have literally anyone that I can talk to even online
>feel the weight of my bad choices crushing down on me, threatening to squash the very life out of me
>continue to sit here in the dark, living as I'll die, dying as I live: alone
>>332210112
>lend friend heavy rain for PS3 and my excellent condition n64
>he borrowed a PS3 from another friend
>ask for heavy rain back since he said he beat it
>weeks pass, he pretty much ignores me
>go over to his place to get my games back
>he sold a bunch of people's shit to buy a vita for his fat girlfriend
Fucker got the shit kicked out of him his senior year in college, now he has to wear a spinal alignment back brace every day of his life or risk leg paralysis from where his discs are so fucked up from being thrown off a balcony
Serves him right
>borrow someone asscreed 2
>few years pass
>talk to them for the first time in awhile
>"do you have that game?"
>"yeah"
>dont even care
Guy can keep the thing for all i care
>>332217585
This is what college is for.
You can re-make yourself.
If you're good at it, you can literally apply that "fake it till you make it" shit and change your life forever.
>>332232394
>>332231362
we met through a Dark Souls thread actually... anon was asking for anyone who had a Syan's set to trade it to him. I added him, we talked, things went from there. for a long time we were just friends but only after we got involved like that did I discover his slutty side
any time I ever added anyone from a "Steam friends" thread they were more interested in teasing and doing online drama stuff and teasing, than actually meeting up and doing anything. I guess begging for cock up front might be a bad sign
>>332210112
We posting normie stories on /v/ now?
>out barhopping with bro
>run into cute girl from high school
>bring her back to the crib
>I'm a sex addict so I end up fucking her for four hours straight
>flip on the Star Wars movie and pass out
>wake up and bang some more
>make us breakfast because I'm a nice guy and I'm hungry
I just don't get it, /v/. How am I supposed to like Finn when he immediately starts murdering his co-workers and the only family he's known without a shred of sympathy?
>>332233739
I envy you, anon.
>>332233739
>acting like a trashy ho might be a bad sign
gee, who would have thought
>>332233538
Not him, but what if you're like me and you're going through a lot of mental illness shit that prevents you from going outside half the time, let alone college?
>tfw never suffered from any of this during my childhood
>>332222489
>tried LSD for the first time a month ago
>deja vu and shit that makes me question reality
Pretty sure I'm dead or something.
>>332233760
because The Force Awakens was written for retards to enjoy
>>332222489
Nicole?
>>332234051
She disarmed him, so isn't it illegal to straight murder him afterwards?
>>332234051
LSD is pretty harmless, though.
>>332210112
>this has never happened to me
How do you fuckers get such scummy "friends"
>Guy sends friend request on steam
>He tells me I'm a slut and sluts need to be punished
>Erp for hours but not allowed to cum until the end
F-Fun...
I hate this board
>Barrowed Jak3 from friend near Aunt
>He was moving but he let me barrow it anyway
>Made promise to return it in two weeks
>Never returned in time
>Still have game saved in a box with three other Ps2 games
>Am waiting to see his face again somewhere
>11 years ago
Man I'm just terrible.
>>332234394
And I love you too.
>>332234394
Join the club
>>332234253
Not necessarily. I used it pretty heavily for a while and overuse definitely tanks your serotonin levels. Once in a while it's nothing big, but if you take too much too often it can plunge you into a MISERABLE state of prolonged depression. It took me several years to reach normal levels again.
was gran turismo 2 any good? because i can't remember and someone i know borrowed it and it apparently disappeared into the fucking ether
>That kid who always shat in your toilet and never flushed
Fuck you Kevin you filthy tramp. There wasn't even toilet paper in there either so you were sitting on my bed playing my vidya with a shitty asshole, cunt.
>>332211653
>itll turn into a demo versionLOL
>>332234051
Fucking King Crimson.
>>332233935
see, like this guy for instance:>>332234312 you might get some butt pics or something but I bet he wouldn't even leave the house to meet you
>>332233815
it's not what I imagined myself doing at this age but I can't lie it is a lot of fun. just add a lot of people I guess? the amount of gay and bi-curious people on /v/ is ridiculously high. mine was "straight" and also a virgin when we met. you might be surprised what happens if you just push your luck with random Internet friends
I will admit that I got really lucky with mine though because he's way above average in the physical attractiveness department, and I can't imagine that's true of most people on /v/.
>>332234925
>That kid who shat in your toilet, flushed, and then it overflowed, causing shit water to leak through to the main floor on your FUCKING KITCHEN TABLE
>>332235218
Sounds like you haveshittyplumbing.
>>332217439
Same.
Everyone that has ever owed me has never payed me back
>>332234925
>That kid who got pissy after an argument and took a shit in my PS1 disc tray to spite me while I was out of the room
I didn't even find out where the smell came from til two days later.We're still friends for some reason
>>332235426
We do, actually.
Also fucKING CARLOS!
>friend wants to borrow game
>let him on the condition to NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING DATA SIDE. DO NOT DO IT.
>gives game back with scratches and fingerprints all over it
I have an irrational hatred for people who touch the data side of discs. Holy shit I hate it so much.
>>332210112
>people actually think rick and morty is a funny show
stop trying to force your unfunny shit
>>332235515
Have you posted this story before? I swear that's like the third time I've heard of some kid shitting in a PS1 disc tray over the years.
>>332216524
>"It came like that"
i'd be fucking livid
>>332214787
every day
>>332235835
This is the first time I've posted it, I'm genuinely surprised that this has happened to other people before, I couldn't fathom why my friend would do it, let alone others..
>>332218735
dont forget /d/
I always end up making something cringey as fuck.
I once accused my friend of stealing my super mario baseball game. He was so nice, he just let me have it back.
I felt bad about it a few hours later, left a note inside the front cover, left it one his doorstep and ran way. I wonder if he remembers.
>>332210112
>Mutually decide to trade games w best friend at the time
>I lend him Starfox 64, he lends me Smash bros
>2 weeks later asks for game back
>"Okay where's starfox?"
>He lent it to a friend of his
>Friend of his moved to Egypt and brought the game with him
>Mfw
>>332234925
>that kid who never EVER had toilet paper in his bathroom whenever you spent the night
Maybe black people dont believe in toilet paper? They never had any.
>>332217464
If you're loaning the game you're entitled to call the debt back.
It's a loan afterall.
>>332235152
>>332233739
Cool, I figured the best strategy would be to mass add and see what happens. I don't even use Steam anymore since my current PC sucks, might as well just use it as a dating platform.
>lend gf spare 3DS to play Animal Crossing with
>she breaks up with me because she couldn't handle my tendency to prioritize a weekend with my close friends over a weekend at her asshole parents whose only purpose in life was looking for flaws in everything, especially me
>never responds to my text messages
>never gives it back
lessons learned
be wary of girls with incredibly overbearing parents
>>332218735
Is this real?
I wouldn't think it what with all the shitposting and general vibe around here.
Too bad I'm too fucked up to make friends with anyone.
>>332236148
Oh by the way, I kept Smash bros. still works fine.
>>332236201
They don't need to wipe cos you can't tell if they have shit on their ass or not
>>332213859
gayfags always have to ruin the fucking thread, and of course you're a fucking weeb too
>>332236201
>Taking a shit in a house that isn't yours
What is wrong with you?
I don't understand how someone could possibly do this?
I mean... how much of sociopath do you have to be to WILLINGLY sell something you know isn't yours?
Like what the fuck?
>>332236605
What is wrong with you? You are just shitting, what the fuck is wrong? I also take shits at McDonalds, bars, etc. If I have to poop then I poop.
>>332218105
>Sick shit
It's not that bad, Anon, especially considering
>Implying some of these aren't actually girls
I've had this occur several times and in several different scenarios.
>about 11, visiting my grandmother
>cousin is also there
>enjoy time there, don't even bust out the Gameboy from its travel pouch
A couple of days later, my family returns home
>get a phone call, it's my uncle
>ANON, YOUR COUSIN HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
>cousin is bawling over the phone apologizing for stealing my games
>pull out the travel pouch and see that super Mario land and Tetris are gone
Sml I Kind of get, but who the fuck steals Tetris?
Fuck, this happened over 20 years ago but I still feel betrayed
More cont
>>332236605
It's not like you can dictate your body when it can take a shit or not. Sometimes you just have to.
I eventually learned to shit before spending the night because I knew they wouldnt have toilet paper.. or sometimes not even soap.
>>332236776
You are a fucking animal.
>>332236627
And why is it so common!?
>>332225117
what about girls?
>>332222000
Thoroughly checked, my good sir.
>>332229205
I dont mind this as much
You get to bask in their sweet, sweet anger
>>332236313
Do what I would do, report a theft.
That's literally what it was.
>>332236776
Who the fuck shits at mcdonalds?
>>332235835
>TFW I've done that
At least the fucker deserved it, he took my fucking root beer
Fuck you Craig
>>332237169
If I have to go then I have to go, dude
>>332236431
You made a good trade, IMO.
>>332236776
You disgust me.
I literally will not shit somewhere where I'm not currently living for more than a day.
Post your dicks so I can bully them
>>332237235
Explain to me what is wrong with shitting in a place that is not your home.
>>332222000
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G fucking G, fellow Anon.
>>332237262
Not showing pics, but it's only four inches erect, I don't need anyone else to bully it but myself.
>>332237331
Objectively, nothing.
It just doesn't feel right, everything's out of place.
>>332224124
Most human beings are shit heads. How have you not learned that?
>>332237331
Not that anon but I *will* take a shit if I have to somewhere that isnt my home, but I definitely don't like it and try to avoid it as much as I can.
It's just really uncomfortable shitting in a place that isnt yours, especially public restrooms.
>>332218735
god fucking lord when Jontron did this shit it was funny at times but now his style is leaking everywhere, annoying as fuck.
>Go with brother to his friend's house
>Start playing Fire Emblem on the GBA
>Accidentally take it
>He asks for the game back so we go to return it
>Ask if we can borrow Pikmin 1
>He says okay
>Take Pikmin 1
>Open the case
>Fire Emblem is in there
>Friend thinks he lost the cartridge
>Never return Pikmin 1
>>332237430
Fuck man, how do you even function with a dick that small.
Do you have fetish that compensates for it?
If not Jesus Christ.
>>332237262
It's 6 inches, has phimosis, and those white bumps that are practically harmless but aesthetically ugly.
It basically bullies itself.
>>332210112
Thanks for reminding me why I can't find my Ocarina of Time.
>>332210527
>he fell for the drug meme
>>332237579
You massive cunt.
>>332237331
I physically can't take a shit at work.
Last week I had spicy food and I was clenching my ass all day at work til I got home and finally blasted ass.
>>332237430
Sounds cute anon
>>332227747
get a better sister anon
>>332236845
Another one
>About 13
>kid next door asks if he can borrow one of my spare snes controllers
>we're pretty tight, and I'm mostly into 1 player RPGs, so fine
>couple of weeks later I score a copy of contra3, gonna rock that shit with my brother, asks kid next door to return controller
>no problem, here it is
>sides of the controller are literally melted as if left on an electric heater
>I made some custom grooves!
>controller was never quite as responsive
Who the fuck thinks this shit up?
Goddamn, contra3 was the shit...
>>332237430
>four inches erect
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
>>332237430
>>332237548
>>332237726
So I basically have a superpower that grants me the ability to take a shit anywhere I want. Fucking a
>>332237627
No, I just got fucked by nature.
I just masturbate and have no hope for my sexual future.
I've given up.
>>332237750
Wouldn't be so bad if I weren't 6'2 and build like a brick shit house.
>>332237262
It's 5.5 inches, decent diameter but curved so I have to turn a littler so I don't miss the toilet.
>>332237719
No ragretsI didn't even play Pikmin 1 longer than an hour or two. I deleted his safe files accidentally on Fire Emblem too so I didn't want to return it
>>332237858
How do you shit in a public toilet? That shit is fucking nasty and riddled with second hand ass particles.
>>332232675
DYLAN?
>>332237849
I wish I was joking, it sucks.
>friend borrows Ultra-Rare First Edition Neo-Spacian Grand Mole
>ask for it numerous times, he says he'll get it to me soon
>one time, when I ask for it, he chuckles and says he traded it for a Stardust Dragon that weekend
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332237685
>>332237262
I forgot, it also curves like a fucking boomerang
>>332237902
Maybe you should pee sitting down like the girl you are
>>332237262
17cm uncut andsmelly
>>332237969
You honestly should just kill yourselfnah im just kidding its not that bad
>>332237262
11 inches :^)
>>332237948
I just put toilet paper around the toilet, sit there and poop.
Maybe it helps that I'm an extremely fast pooper, last time I timed it, it took me around 1 minute to get to the bathroom, take a shit, wash my hands and get out. And it's not like I'm not pooping everything and there's leftovers inside my anus, I usually poop some nasty long turds.
>>332238018I can't.I keep thinking a hand is going to reach up and grab my dick.No problems taking a shit though.
>>332238025
I knew a fuckboy who was into smell, loved when I talked about rubbing my cock on his face so he could inhale it
>>332238175
Don't getcockyanon
>>332237975
WOW I JUST FUCKING GOOGLED IT AND IT TURNS IT OUT IT WAS ULTIMATE RARE FUCK ME
I MEAN, APPARENTLY IT'S ONLY WORTH 8 DOLLARS, BUT IT LOOKED COOL, FUCK
Okay, this thread went in weird route FAST.
>>332238220
I'm not a fast pooper, I'm an alcoholic so I have nasty ass beer cancer shits.
>>332238173
It might have something to do with being a bit fat as well.
Like, last time I measured it, it may have just seemed shorter since there was some fat surrounding it (I'm not that fat, but I'm hoping that's what it is and I discover it's actually at least five inches when I lose weight)
>brother has a crippling pain killer and heroin addiction
>has had said addiction for the past nine years
>been clean for almost a year
>walk into my back room, looking for my old DS games
>"wait. where's my xbox 360"
>look where I keep my 360 games
>gone
>altogether it was $1200 worth of stuff, just gone
>confront brother
>he admits stealing it and selling it
>for $150
>so pissed off that I stormed out and sat at a nearby park to calm down
>come back
>tell him that he owes me $1200 now
>he gets pissed off
>he clocks me in the face
>we get in a full on fist fight
>fights over, we're both fucked up from it
>he moves out
>we haven't talked since
That was two years ago now. I, to this day, do not understand how he could justify getting mad at me for telling him he owes me money for him stealing my shit.
>let the little nigger kid I was friends with down the street borrow my n64 for an hour
>go down to get it back
>"mah sister came and thought it was hers and took it"
>turns out he stole it and sold it in that hour
Really made me learn a lesson about niggers when I was young.
>>332238391
dude I honestly wouldn't worry about it
>that friend that cried to his moms when he lost hard in smash at his birthday party sleepover
No really he had two moms
>>332237430
>four inches erect
You gonna post it or can I leave the thread?
>>332238018
Maybe I should shove it down your throat like the girl YOU are.
>not being a femboy with a big dick
Jesus, step it up faggots.
>>332238441
Well, like I said, I gave up hope for my sex life at least a year ago.
>>332238464
You can probably just leave the thread. I know it's not easy to take someone at their word, but I wouldn't joke about something so hilariously tragic.
Oh no.
I just realized something.
I might be one of those kids.
My dad's friend lent me a copy of Mystical Ninja.
But he never asked for it back.
I was so young, I never considered that the previous owner might want it again.
Then again, the game cart was literally melted on one side when I got it, so it looks like they didn't take very good care of their games.
Maybe it was better that I kept it.I'm sorry if you wanted it back.
>>332213856
>>332213684
I went to an antique store where people rent space and shelves, and there was a complete McDonald's Inspector Gadget behind glass.
>>332238620
post it man. c'mon
>>332238416
Hopefully he's dead now, addicts are the epitome of worthless scum
>>332236271
I never thought of it as a "strategy", I was just being social.
>>332236991
not that guy but I've only ever met two people on /v/ who introduced themselves as girls and they were both trans. make whatever you want of that.
>>332238495
Do you want me on my side to compensate for your stupid curved cock?
>>332238454
Lesbian couple?
Kid is gonna turn out to be a fucked up individual later on.
>>332238620
>hilariously tragic
4 inches sounds cute anon I don't know what you're talking about
>>332217464
Look up the definition of "borrow" and "loan", you jew.
It's not a transfer of ownership, it's an allowance of use. If I borrow your car, you expect me to return it in the same condition, and if I don't return it or fuck it up, that's considered a violation of the agreement.
>>332238678
I don't trust the Internet.
I don't want some accidental identifier in the shot or something, sorry Anon.
I will give you another tidbit of information, though. It's actually a little under one inch when flaccid. For some reason, it grows a lot more than normal penises.
>>332238695
It's not at a right angle anon, sheesh.
>>332238681
No, he's alive. I don't want him to die, I still love my brother, but he just needs to cut this shit out if he ever hopes to be family again.
>>332238695
Jokes on you, I'm not him :^)
>>332210112
>borrow kingdom hearts II from friend
>sister takes the ps2 and kingdom hearts with it for a week to her place
>get it back a week later and give it to him
>Claims the game is broken and i need to pay him back
>ask him how it's broken
> the game froze after 2 hours of play
I'm willing to bet the only reason he got pissed enough to try to get me to pay him back was because he didn't save in a while and then the game froze on him. I told him I wasn't going to pay him
>>332238639
>I was so young, I never considered that the previous owner might want it again.
That's why it's called LENDING and not GIVING.
Dumb shits.
>>332213521
Fucking this
I let a friend borrow mw2 in pristine condition with a case and he brought it back like that. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT? YOU PUT THE FUCKING GAME IN THE CONSOLE AND WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE IT OUT YOU PUT IT IN THE FUCKING CASE. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING RETARD IS MENTALLY PERPLEXED BY THE IDEA OF TAKING CARE OF SHIT ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT YOUR SHIT. He died in a car accident our senior year of high school and good fucking riddance if you cant take care of a fucking disc that has a case you are only going to grow up to be another in the way, redundant waste of space. rest in piss ricky you fucking faggot
>>332226464
http://exhentai.org/g/732163/6e0e9a56e4/
>>332238761
It's connected to a 6'2 really broad brute, though.
It doesn't match the rest of me.
>>332238817
Eh call me autistic but if any my brothers were like that I'd want him dead. You don't do that to family, never ever. They're better off dead honestly.
>>332238924
Thanks.
>>332238924
sad panda
>>332234007
Not the guy you replied to, but I stopped giving fuck about how "autistic" I was. I forced myself to go outside even though I stutter like a bitch and almost started crying in public places when I though that people saw me as a freak. I started to hit the gym and I still work out regurarly. After I had gathered enough courage occasionally I changed few words with the people in the gym. Now 2 years have passed. I still stutter but I have made many life lastin friendships.
>>332238785
I really doubt that will happen.
>>332238581
but you cant make your dick bigger anon
>>332239051
post your dick
>>332239115
7 inches that I'm not using is more than good enough for me.
>Borrow Persona 4 from a friend
>Play it for a good 20 hours, everything is fine
>Next day turn on Ps2, hear a terrible grinding sound
>Oh fuck
>P4 disc is fucked, laser in ps2 is fucked
>Be a good guy and buy a new copy for my friend
I wasn't that kid.
>>332210527
>heroin addiction
>spent all my money on heroin
>one day, I realise I don't have enough to afford rent or groceries
>stop doing heroin
Is was so easy, I often worry I'm a fucking ticking time bomb, and I'll just start fucking sweating and shaking and shitting myself at work. Been clean for 3 years though. The only problem is that I can smell it every time I see aluminum foil.
>>332239004
Faggot
>>332211592
>tfw no dad when growing up
Fuck, even if he beat be it wouldn't be that bad.
>>332239051
It's not just autism, it's a matter of currently trying to fight OCD that keeps me awake until six in the morning, and then I end up sleeping the entire day away only to do the same ritual at night, which keeps me awake until six in the morning again, and the cycle repeats and repeats and never ends.
Trying to fight it, but it's really hard.
I literally cannot leave the house.
>>332224536
>>332238924
>Oh hey that looks hot.
>Click on link, art looks great.
>Look at tags.
>Netorare.
Fuck you.
>>332239251
Keep crying
>>332239343
I think I have very little compassion or something, because Netorare doesn't bother me.
>>332238924
Got a mirror?
>>332210112
>tfw knowing a guy since I started college
>dude becomes best friend
>4 years passed
>hey anon can I borrow your wii u with games, I want to try Wonderful101
>sure bro
>It's been 1 year since I've last heard of him
why do you guys want dick so bad?
>>332239276
Abandonment or Death?
>>332239602
>not wanting dick badly
>>332238851
It was my dads friend who gave it to me, you dense nigger.
He never asked for it back, nor did my dad take it to be returned.
Which would imply he GAVE it to me, not LENT it to me.
Dumb shit.
>>332239602A mix of gays and a surprising amount of girls on /v/
>>332239602
Most guys on /v/ are desperate. Makes a nigga thirsty, thankfully I've never been that low.
>>332210112
>have DS
>sister is dating someone several years older than her as a teen
>she borrows my DS and lets her shitty boyfriend use it
>they break up and I never get it back
Fuck you Rebecca you fucking cunt you were classic gamer girl trash and I should have snapped my Cod 4 disc to stop you from meeting weirdos on my account.
>>332239602
It's hot.
>>332239602
I want to put my dick in a person with a dick
>>332226420
but what if it was a grill all along?
>>332239602
Because it feels good inside you, or so I've heard.
>>332225362
Some mothers are just like that, you've done nothing to lose any credibility what so ever, yet for what ever fucked up reason they believe some random kid more than their own kin.
Holy shit this fucking thread.
All of you are faggots.I wish I didn't like penis
>>332239882
I want to be that person
>>332238696
Will probably turn out better than most people m8.
Dumb fucking people reproduce every day and raise children just because they can.
>>332239749I´ve lurked around omelge in gay tags just to have the oportunitty to show my dick to anyone and get feedback
>>332239489
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/732163/6e0e9a56e4/
>>332240113
post it here you slut
>>332240113I'll give you feedbackI'll tell you how pathetic it is
>>332240113
>>332240267
I-I want to see the outcome...
>This thread will be deleted soon and I won't be able to flirt lewdly with /v/irgins anymore. Remember me.
>>332240189
>>332240267
b-but this is a blue board
>this thread
>>332240157
Thanks
>>332240113
>>332239987
>>332240267
ID/email, sluts.
>>332240420
do it!
>>332240426
It's the gay agenda anon.
>>332239602
When you stay a virgin for so long, you start developing weird sexualities. Plus the sexual frustration causes people to wanna fuck ANTYHING to gives them any kind of attention.
It's like prison without being in prison.
>>332240415
pls flirt with me hard
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198004981143/
Add this person if you want to see butt from a fag. He's ez as fuck.
>>332237869
are you me?
I'm 6'5 about the same size as youI have also given up....
>>332240420
C'mon, be a good slut and show the whole thread
>>332240635Is it big and jiggly anon?
>>332240617
>Iwill never gently pet this anon on the head while watching trashy romance anime
>I will never gently dominate him in the bedroom with my girlcock
>>332240472
Im too ashamed to post my email and I dont have Steam in this computer yet
>>332240894
Just post it so I can bully your dick
>>332240737
>>332240267
just dont tell anyonehttp://i.imgur.com/InRCc44.jpg
