What the fuck kind of pokemon they got in Russia?
>>321596548
Believe it or not, but this book is a very serious piece of literature. Victor Pelevin is one hell of an interesting writer.
Someone post that summary.
Pelevin is one of the most influential russian authors of this age and really has some interesting post-modernistic style, you should check some of his works, we aren't memeing, google him.
>>321597834
>The main character is a businessman obsessed with the number 34 (and horrified of the number 43) who is described as looking “like the Pokemon Pikachu, only adult and terrifying.” He falls in love with a chick who’s obsessed with Meowth to the point where she’s spiked her hair to look like those things pointing off of the side of Meowth’s head and even acts like a Meowth. She drags him into the world of Pokemon roleplay sex, and can’t get off unless he’s tasing her and making Pikachu sounds. The rest of the story just falls into even more madness with happy terrorists, apocalyptic hobos, ancient Chinese wizards posing as Photoshop designers, evil rituals, brutal murder with a dildo, a goldfish that turns into an amazing American superhero called “Queerman” (I believe that’s what it translated to, it might have been more offensive), and Vladmir Putin in drag being obsessed with Rule 34 of Donkey from Shrek and raping Pikachu while making donkey sounds and monologuing about capitalism. Also this won a huge prestigious award apparently because it’s all a postmodern metaphor for something or other. All I know is I never want to read another Russian story again
>>321598627
What
>>321598627
Where can I buy the book?
>>321598627
>>321598627
sound good for me, post pdf pls.
>>321598627
>>321598627
No way this can be real. It's just too absurd.
>>321598627
The last time I feel this stupid when reading this is when I read the summary of that JoJo Anthology where Jorge Joestar's Archnemesis is 37 Kars from Mars
>>321598627
Literally what the fuck did I just read?
>>321601758
>Jorge joestar's archnemesis is 37 kars from mars
where they? All I know is that they all teamed up to convince Killer Queen to go away from Kira (who's a spinmaster now I guess) and go to them instead.
>>321598627
>this won a huge prestigious award apparently
And what do I get when I write pokemon roleplay porn? Nothing.
>>321596548
>>321598627
Saved. I haven't been that bemused by a post here in a while.
>>321602323
There's already a screencap for it you shit.
>>321598627
The fuck is up with russia?
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>>321596548
How the hell does Jew Fug fit in the summary?
Pelevin is love. Pelevin is life.
>>321602534
This is a rare Fug. We need to edit and preserve it with the rest.
>>321598627
>americans triggered
>>321600712
This
Is there a translation?
>>321596548
>Pikachu experiences the loss of his innocence after witnessing communist leader Rayquaza fucking Ash-Meowth
>>321598627
Sounds like my kind of book.
>>321602635
He doesnt tip his fedora he fucking spins it around.
>>321603687
Maybe I'm the one that's wrong, but I don't think you know what that means.
>>321603074
i think that's may meowth
