WHO THE FUCK SENT FALLOUT 4 TO TABLE 8!?
IT'S FUCKING RAW! WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING DONKEYS DID THIS?!
YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO FUCKING SEASON IT! YOU JUST PUT A FUCKING LUMP OF RAW MEAT ON A PLATE A CALLED IT A FUCKING MEAL!
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!
I'm sorry Chef!
I'll send some Fez to table 8 right away!
>>321477024
>Wanting to feed someone Spoiled Fish
>>321477024
FEZ?!? YOU'RE SENDING FUCKING FEZ!?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING YOU BITCH!
THE FISH IS FUCKING SPOILED! THAT'S IT, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>321477337
Chef please, please I need this!
I'll send my finest dish, Gone Home to the new customers for free!
>>321477337
CHEF I CAN WHIP UP SOME CALL OF DUTY IN 5 MINUTES
>chop some tumblr julienne
>deep fry it in internet meme oil
>season generously with gay overtones
>drain it of gameplay, humor
>serve on a plate with $20 price tag
I call it "Undertale"
>>321477404
GONE HOME?! GONE HOME?!
Actually, the new customers look like SJWs so they may like that. DON'T FUCK IT UP THIS TIME.
>>321477462
MAKE IT FUCKING DIFFERENT THIS TIME! THE DUDEBROS ARE GETTING TIRED OF THE SAME OLD MEAL!
>>321477632
IT'S FUCKING 10 DOLLARS YOU DONKEY! IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHITPOST AT LEAST TO IT FUCKING RIGHT BITCH!
I'm roasting some Archeage right away Chef!
>>321477756
I'M SORRY CHEF I CAN WHIP UP SOME PAID MODS IMMEDIATELY
Sushi is uncooked meat.
Don't worry Chef, I'm cooking up some classic style Guild Wars for table 6. They'll love it.
>>321476856
good job, you took something that was almost funny from yesterday and managed to change it to be completely fucking retarded
have an upvote XD
>>321477812
PAID MODS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU FUCKING BITCH?!
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING PAY FOR THAT SHIT! ALL THEY DO IS BUY THE MEAL THEN PLAY WITH IT FOR ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR!
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL ACTUALLY CARE OR KNOW PAID MODS EXIST!?
JUST GET YOUR FAT FACE AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE CUNT!
Fuck you chef it's a legitimate meal
![pro_101414[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sqUecSc.png "pro_101414[1].png")
Here you go chef, 4GB of flavor.
>>321476856
But chef, customers want to eat undercooked meals. I mean just look at the early access game sales like ark.
>>321478035
I'M SORRY CHEF I'LL SEND OUT A CONTENT UPDATE THAT FIXES THEIR PLATE BUT CHARGE MONEY FOR IT AS IT'S A "NEW EXPANSION"
Wow that was really funny how you replaced a word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
Tosser.
>>321478035
DON'T WORRY CHEF IVE GOT A FRESH BATCH OF DOWNWELL BEING MADE IN THE OVEN, IT SHOULD HOLD THEM OVER
Hold on chef just warming up this salad to go with the well done steak.
>>321478154
A CONTEND UPDATE?!
YOU SHOULD HAVE FIXED THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU CUNT!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING MEAL! YOU EVEN MADE IT WITH THE SAME OVEN AND STOVE YOU HAVE USED TO MAKE ALL YOUR MEALS! IT'S OLD AND BROKEN, YOU NEED A FUCKING NEW ONE YOU IDIOTIC BITCH!
>>321478428
It better have ketchup on it
Heres Black Ops 3 sir!
Chef, someone wantsFable 3on steam
I thought we were having steamed clams.
>>321478615
IT'S FUCKING... Actually not that bad. Good job.
It's nothing new, but it works.
I'm happy to see not every chief here is a mentally handicapped donkey.
Metal Gear Solid 5!
>>321478815
CHEF, I FOUND AN ACTUAL DONKEY.
CHEF! I MADE SOME LA-MULANA FOR TABLE 6 AND LEGEND OF GRIMROCK 2 FOR TABLE 7, BUT THEY DON'T LIKE IT! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
>>321478815
Chef how about MGSV?
>>321478639
THEY WANT FABLE THREE?! THE FUCKING GAME WHERE YOU TO WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING INVENTORY TO LOAD?!
SNEAK CYANIDE PILLS INTO THEIR FOOD! THEY'RE MORE STUPID THEN THE CHIEFS HERE!
>>321478878
>>321479073
YOU DIDN'T FUCKING FINISH IT YOU IDIOT! WHERES THE FUCKING ENDING!?
but it looked fine
so serious question, fallout 4 worth the 60 bucks I got as a gift for christmas?
>>321479252
No.
>>321479252
No way, is too shitty to be worth the 60 bucks, maybe 10 but no more
>>321478486
Sorry, we'll send out a season's pass as soon as possible.
>>321479252
no, BUT it's a good game and i enjoyed it
I pirated it though, I wouldn't pay money for that shit
it is worth playing though, definitely
ignore the contrarians, they're just fallout fanboys who are jaded as fuck
>>321479564
THAT'S FUCKING IT, I'M DONE WITH YOU!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA TO MAKE A GAME!
YOUR NOTHING BUT A FUCKING BITCH, TODD!
>>321479564
>not saying seasoned pass
>>321476856
I ain't no fucking bitch. How about you meet me out in the parking lot? I ain't no fucking bitch!
>>321479803
WUT!?
>>321479735
I-I'll try harder with Skyrim 2, I promise, chef!
I ain't no bitch chef
>>321479735
I ain't no bitch, Chef
>>321479889
They can speak for themselves! I ain't no fucking bitch!
Chef, it says here table 11 ordered some Xenoblade Chronicles X, but nobody's at that table and it's been empty all day, what gives?
>>321479931
aww shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbHJtKcoKc
>>321477932
this happens all the time, lurk more and stop being such a tryhard
>>321479931
>>321479803
You think you fucking scare me? Huh?
All I do is ask you to make one fucking full, good game. You can even fucking do that, you stupid bitch.
Just give me your fucking game, you chippy idiot. Stop tying hype your game like it's something good.
>>321480394
Why don't we take this out to the fucking parking lot?
>>321480630
Now get out.
Uhh, herro. I work on sumting new. I make new serie. Will be ready soon.
boss of this gym featuring todd hoeard and gordon ramsay when
Hey chief Xcom 2 is almost ready!
>>321480773
Nah fuck that shit dawg I ain't here for that
I'm Gabe Newell, and today I will be making Team Fortress 3. I hope you enjoy, chef.
>>321480989
GO GO GO, GETTING TO FUCKING TABLE 3 QUICK!
>>321480924
WELL FUCKING MAKE IT THEN! TRY NOT TO GET FIRED FROM THIS JOB LIKE HOW YOU GOT FIRED FROM YOUR LAST!
>>321481235
About damn time. Can you have the meal NOT be covered in fucking useless hats!?
>>321480394
>that guy
Who in the fuck fights when the mash is liquid as fuck? Is just fucking mash, just do some more
>>321481425
Sorry. *bows*.
Uhh, sorry. *bows*
Sorry.
*bows* Sorry.
Sorry.
I ain't no bitch.
>>321481425
Chef Ramsey
we have a problem, table 7 is sending back their order of Battlefront because of the lack of content and cheap gameplay
>>321476856
ITS OKAY CHEF THE CUSTOMERS CAN SEASON IT TO THEIR OWN TASTE
Here is Evolve sir!
>>321481786
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? THIS ISN'T BATTLEFRONT, THIS IS CALL OF DUTY, BUT WITH ONLY 1 FUCKING PERCENT OF THE CONTENT!
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING, YOU DONKEY!?
Hey chef, I've got Nuclear Throne ready!
>>321481989
CHEF I ANTICIPATED THIS HAPPENING SO I MADE A CUSTOM BATTLEFRONT 2 WITH GAMERANGER FOR MULTIPLAYER SUPPORT
Hey chef I had a brilliant idea!
What if we opened up a self service buffet? Then we just let the idiots make their own shitty meals with parts of meals we've cooked en masse. But we'll still charge for a full price meal for entry!
>>321482287
That's literally what all buffets do. Charge about the same price as a normal meal and give you access to all the food you want.
Don't be retarded.
WHO THE FUCK PUT THE CONTENT IN THE BIN
LOOK
LOOOOOOK
ay chef
here's the game you asked for
>>321482287
>then we just let the idiots make their own shitty meals with parts of meals we've cooked en masse.
More like you give them the ingredients and they do everything else.
>>321481989
Don't worry, chef, there will be more in the sequel.
CHEF THE BAKERS STOPPED MAKING THEIR SPONGEBOB SPONGE CAKES BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO SCARED WE'D BE SUED DESPITE NICKELODEON BEING FULLY AWARE OF THE DISH FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND NOT BOTHERING TO DO ANYTHING! WHAT DO WE DO? THEY WERE GOING TO ADD MORE FILLING! THE CUSTOMERS LOVED THE FILLING!
>>321482426
Nigga golden corral charges me $10.
You go eat at gordon's restaurant and find me an item that cheap, none the less a full course meal with desert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y
Best HK moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvUAQ_DFPM
>>321482869
Wow... What the fuck was that bitch doing?
This fucking guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dek5SMLNc6g
>>321482869
I remember watching this live.
>>321476856
CHEF PLEASE GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES!!!
>>321476856
I'm surprised nobody's knocked him on his ass yet.
>>321482869
That's a lot of food
>>321483146
>implying anyone would be able to do that
He has a fucking black belt and is pretty damn buff.
And he's Scottish.
>>321483063
Throwing away all the undercooked spaghetti instead of just heating it for another half-minute.
>>321482767
>Golden Corral
>on par with Gordon Ramsay
That's like comparing Bobby's Burger Palace to some cheap burger joint.
>>321476856
Man I miss his shows, the fucking retards who open restaurants with no idea what they're doing, they deserve to be made to feel bad, and then they have the nerve to get angry despite being a total fuck up.
>>321476856
FUCK YOU GORDON
IF I WAS A BONGLANDER, YOU'D LIKE MY FOOD
>>321482869
Good god what the fuck
>>321483076
some people are just absolutely without a doubt planted to create stupid drama early on
Like, zero question about it
>>321483251
>white boys think they can fight
lmao
>Amy's Baking Company stayed in business for a long time
>people that worked hard lost their restaurants 6 months later
There is no justice in this world
>>321482869
it's edited to make it look as bad as possible, but that deer in the headlights look just makes me want to slap the nearest female
>>321483272
That was rhetorical.
>>321483452
I remember the amy episode
>>321483251
Go back to bed Gordon.
>>321483589
>i pause it to type this and as soon as i hit play again the other chick says "deer in the headlights look"
ugh
>>321483589
it's still fucking incredible to see pounds of perfectly good pasta thrown away for no good reason
I FINALLY FINISHED HALF LIFE 3
>>321480924
>>321481675
underrated
>>321482869
How dumb can you be? I can't cook for shit and even I could tell you just to throw it on the pan for a bit longer.
>>321483682
that customer left 3 years ago.
>>321483452
>and then they have the nerve to get angry despite being a total fuck up
They do that on American Idol too.
>Hey you suck. Go away.
>I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT!
People hate being told no.
>>321483558
What do you expect, they exploited what should have been, a way to help their business run with the opposite end of the spectrum. They were so bad, they stayed in business because the publicity of, "So bad, we have to see for ourselves".
I remember the crying asian guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfAPXwcGECc
I hear he is dead though :(
>>321481989
CHEF I FINISHED MY DISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXbHJtKcoKc
I AIN'T NO BITCH
I AIN'T NO BITCH
I AIN'T NO BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>321483974
IT'S... IT'S...Pretty damn good looking actually.
>>321477337
>THE FISH IS SPOILED
KekCHOKE ON IT
>>321476856
SIR WE CAN CHARGE ALL THOSE LATER FOR DOUBLE THE PRICE.
>>321483289
>>321482767
Golden corral isn't that bad.
Their chili is pretty good.
>>321483289
Or mario maker to an actual mario game.
>>321483910
>I hear he is dead though
what?
>>321483910
that whole season was hilariously terrible.
>>321482767
The chinese buffet down the street from me is $6
guess what, they're both super cheap and put you in the bathroom for a solid hour. It's basically putting a shitload of TV dinners in front of you
>>321484141
Are you fucking serious? Golden Corral is where wal-mart shoppers go to feel better about themselves.
>>321484252
You obviously live on the coast.
>>321484185
He died from diabetes 5 years ago
>>321479252
nope, maybe 30 or less.
>>321484252
>Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
I didn't hate their food.
>>321484185
http://chefaaronsong.blogspot.com/2010/12/in-loving-memory-aaron-k-song.html
;_;
>making porn game
>forget the porn
name the dish /v/
>>321483978
Holy shit.
Why did he have such trouble just answering the question?
>that one guy that killed himself after Kitchen Nightmarss
>>321484514
Huge ego probably
>>321482869
i can hear the warlord crying over not stealing all that food.
>>321484473
Shantae
didn't one of the most recent Hell's Kitchen Winner's get her prize taken away because she got caught with coke in her system?
>>321484854
Yeah one of them did. Janell witt
>>321484514
probably thinking his ex was watching him.
>>321479252
No, I wouldn't pay more than 20
>>321484514
HE AIN'T NO BITCH
>>321483558
>>321483623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdkvEziZUc
Good fucking God... I looked it up after I read these posts. I'm not 10 minutes in and I'm laughing so hard and simultaneously blown away at how fucking unbelievable this is.
>>321485223
The one at the old hotel in washington state is pretty good too
>>321485223
I COOK GREAT FOOD! EVERYTHING I MAKE IS AMAZING
>>321485223
Didnt they got deported for money laundry?
>>321484514
He don't answer questions from bitches, he ain't you.
Is you one? is you a bitch?
>>321483978
I don't get it. Nothing about the question brought up his ego. What's wrong with answering it? They literally do that same question every episode. He should know how to answer it.
>>321485514
Who bitch this is?
I just delivered a copy of The Old Republic to table 12. Did I do good?
What's the best season of hell's kitchen, I've never seen it and I want to see the good parts.
>>321485223
This is why the world is better off without Italians
>>321483974
Is this real?I'd buy the green version one
>>321485223
>stealing tips from employees
DUDE.
>>321485701
The only season i really remember was season 8 and thats only cause of trainwrecks like Raj and then some bitchy people like Sabrina
>>321485790
It's real.
Probably Japan only though.
>>321485223
Jesus Christ
>>321485701
You want trainwrecks? Season 11 by far
>>321485701
All of it is gold
>>321482869
jesus christ he's pulling it out like a fucking magic trick
![1400510071106[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/N6pv9LC.png "1400510071106[1].png")
>>321485223
http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale
>>321485223
My lord.
>>321483558
The be fair, it's really, really hard to pull a restaurant back from the brink even with tons of help.
A lot of the people in the show are so far in debt that they're fucked with or without Gordon's help.
>>321485223
Oh my god, when the waiter girl is talking to gordon about not getting tips you can see her trying her hardest not to cry.
What a bunch of assholes.
>>321486041
>http://www.yelp.com/biz/amys-baking-company-scottsdale
Haha They are actually commenting on the lowest reviews and shit talking them. holy fuck
>>321485223
>Ramsay giving that girl tip money
Kek
>>321487948
Now this is shit posting
>>321488268
what is the amy's bakery meme?
>>321485223
bitches be crazy
>>321488268
>Russia Today
Nice meme
>>321488532
Its the best meme
>>321489001
>This is samy not amy
Wait a sec, are you trying to cheat me?
>>321489001
is the bakery bad or is the guy just baiting?
>>321489158
Just watch the episode
>>321485223
>>321485223
There is just no way, this HAS to be fabricated reality TV bullshit this is unbelievable.
>>321485223
>Ramsay gives the waitress a tip
Based.
>>321489350
It's real and terrifying
>>321482869
For what purpose? Why is there so much in the bin? Did she really just keep chucking food out because it wasn't cooked?
>>321489392
Gordon is actually incredibly nice and he only starts yelling when people are massive fuck ups that start shit first
>>321489350
I think you should go live on a mountain or something while you still have your innocence. Amy's Bakery is but the tip of the iceberg in human depravity.
I think Ramsey is a capable chef, but the premise of Hell's Kitchen is retarded. Yes, Ramsey, that dish is horrible, but that's because the retard that cooked it has no professional culinary experience and teaches for a living.
>>321489575
honestly, it's just american producers telling him to lose his shit. He does flip out but not as much as he does there. In the British Hell's Kitchen it reached a point where some chick tried to slap gordon and he didn't even raise his voice at all
>>321489991
Most contestants are professional chefs of various levels, not rank amateurs.
>>321490041
The UK versions of Ramsey's shows are way more comfy
>>321482869
That fucking face. I'm dying over here
>>321482869
>not I ain't no bitch, chef
>>321490041
His British reality shows are so much better just on account of Gordon narrating the episodes himself. Could you fucking imagine him giving direct commentary on Amy's Baking Company?
>>321490162
>tfw Gordon's Grat Escape
>tfw he gets slam for once but he pick it up
>>321478043
BIG
DIARRHEA
>>321476856
Chef, I have used up all the time you gave me and made pic related. Although it's not a new meal, this has never failed to entertain even the most seasoned palettes.
>>321476856
It's not my fault chef!! The souchef is demanding The Elder Scrolls VI on table 3 in 15 minutes! We had to get it out the door!!
>>321491164
I liked Severance a whole lot more as something comparable, Rune's melee combat didn't feel very good to me.
Here you go, chef. 3 years in the making. My greatest masterpiece yet. Wa la!
>>321492118
>Wa la!
>>321485223
holy shit, how the fuck do do people like this exist? I feel so bad for the staff.
>>321488259
>>321489392
I laughed so hard when he tipped her personally at the door. A subtle yet massive "Fuck you" to the owners.
>>321490041
>it reached a point where some chick tried to slap gordon
>tried
What, did he dodge or catch it?
>>321479943
>I ain't no bitch, Chef
>>321481675
I'm just going to add a little day-1 DLC and some censorship to this pot here. My little touch.
>>321488268
>MEOW
Okay, I didn't see that coming. Lost so hard and so bad
>>321493447
caught it, saw the swing coming from a mile away, told her to calm her tits in the most soothing voice possible
>>321479735
>I ain't no bitch, Chef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8Znv9dIo0
>>321493998
Video of this?
>>321493943
>9gag
>/v/
>gay sex
Ya, thats about right.
>>321494115
Should be for >>321488268
>>321494045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDW6xo5scU
>>321494258
Is he softer on Brits than Americans because they're giant vaginas and can't handle the risk of death day in and day out? We got guns 'n niggers and they got... soggy crumpets or something...
>>321485223
>Executive Producer
>KENT WEED
>>321494586
it's because she has a vagina so she's allowed to behave like a toddler
i'm sure that ripe old cunt has slapped a lot of men in her life, and society has just giggled and encouraged her
>>321494818
LMAO
>>321494258
Find it funny that the American Hell's Kitchen is all just backstabbing, bitching and fucking people over.
The British one though had the fucking other team come over to calm the lady down and ask nicely if she wanted to just go upstairs to chill out.
That lady also later on when to slag off at him because she was some writer or some shit looking for free exposure.
>>321489350
Do you really think some retarded bitch isn't going to act extra retarded for the camera?
>>321485223
>every ticket gets held up because he has to go to table to listen to the customer's complaint
kek
>>321485223
This woman is just like all those online feminists crying about sexism and rejecting any criticism
>>321476856
INCOMING PATCH RIGHT AWAY CHEF WITH PAID DLC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
