THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CHECK YOUR FUNDS AND ACCOUNT INFORMATION
>LOGGED IN AS SOMEONE ELSE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
yeah, what the fuck is going on?
>>321429281
Holy shit I just saw mine, what is this shit?
O FUCK
MY EMAIL ISN'T [email protected] FUCK I JUST PUT FUNDS ON MY ACCOUNT TOO
OH SHIT I AM SOMEONE FROM INDIA NOW
HOW DO I POO IN LOO?
steams working fine for me
HALF LIFE 3 INCOMING BOYS
Welp. Guess I'm Chinese now.
????
I get some american user's account information instead of my own and when I want to mess with steam guard it goes full dutch
IT CHANGES YOUR EMAIL
SEND HELP
Working fine here.
Then again i rarely restart steam anyway.
Anything official?
I'm in bed right now this better be fake because I am not getting up to check this shit
HOLY SHIT GUYS, FLYNN LIVES!
>>321429390
I'M GERMAN NOW
MEIN LEIBEN
This is actually scaring me mostly because I can't check my steam from my pc
>>321429530
It's real.
Haha sounds like there's going to be some nasty fallout after this, and I'm not talking about the game ;)
Bunch of silly geese. My steam is working fine.
Ok, how to secure my account? pls guise. dis is serious.
http://www.techworm.net/2015/12/interview-with-the-skidnp-the-latest-kids-in-the-hacking-universe.html
The store keeps changing languages
What if we need to buy something from the wishlist of the account we got?
>>321429513
>leaving steam open when not playing games
MY HATS NOOOO!
Oh wait I don't have steamguards on....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>not using this opportunity to spy on people's wishlists
When I tried looking at my wishlist, it showed someones else's wishlist. Weird shit.
Never close my steam, should I restart?
>>321429710
>>321429728
>having a wishlist
the fuck
When I start steam everything works fine but the store is all fucked up, changin language and wont log me in even in the steam browser
ANYONE ELSE /cheney43/ HERE?
>I'm still logged in as me
Oh thank goodness. I wonder what Steam even did to fuck up this hard, and I wonder how much money Valve's gonna have to pump out in reparations.
>tfw the guy I'm logged in as recently bought a shit ton of weeb games
>HuniePop played with 50 hours
Okay, which one of you fucks is this?
>>321429781
People use it as a "To-buy" list
>>321429710
wishlists are public
Signed in from browser and it looked fine. I signed out immediately. Can I assume I'm safe?
Okay, who the fuck reset Steam and activated Spanish mode?
>>321429804
Me, holy shit.
Post yfw steam was hax'd
I don't know guys. Should I install steam? It's not spyware or anything right? I mean, it should be fine to install the Steam that Steam is recommending. Maybe I should log into Steam through Steam first.
>>321429804
ME
>>321429804
>russian account
>paypal account connected
im not touching anything
>>321429804
Uh, yeah actually. I see that faggot's account too.
>>321429436
yea i was in the steam app .. logged in .. got slanty eyed runes on my screen..
so does that mean i can spend the chinaman's bucks?
>>321429804
Me too!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/gjagjhakgkaf/
>>321429710
do him a favour and delete it.
>>321429832
Check the account details, cause I can check my profile but not my account.
I'm still logged in as myself, but the store doesn't have me logged in.
What the fuck
>>321429856
Yeah they are
>>321429321
I'm on evanjones as well.
>>321429883
>>321429883
what in the actual fuck is going on, I have full control of some random guys account??????
does this mean some random person has control of mine?????
PANIC
[email protected] I can see all your account info :^)
>>321429804
CHENEY43 MASTERRACE
>>321429804
Yes.
What the fuck?
MY STEAM IN JAPANESE. SEND HELP
What can you actually do with this besides buy shit for other people?
I'm scared. I have too much shit on this account.
>>321429832
Don't be so sure about that, hombre. Check "your" account details.
PANIC PANIC PANIC ME TOO
GODDAMMIT WE ARE FUCKED
>a hundred comments on some cheney43's profile because everybody sees his info when they go to account details
>le muahahaa sony ponies! you got hacked XD! PC mustard race can't get hacked because we da hackerz XD
Serves you faggots right.
This is embarrassing.
>steam fun bucks is in poo indian rupees
What the fuck gaben
If I have no collectibles and no funds on my account, does It really matter?
>>321429883
>MY MAIL IS NOW [email protected]
> IF I TRY TO CHANGE I GET RUSSIAN GIBBERISH
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>321430068
>>321429961
Eh..?
>>321429804
It's chenytime
>just want to play video games
>go to /v/
>no video games
>go to steam
>no video games
>turn on ps4
>no video games
truly we are nearing the end times.
>>321430053
I mean I guess they can fuck you out of your hats/skins and such by selling them on the market.
>>321430140
P C C U C K O L D R A C E R E K T T H E F U C K O U T
R
E
K
T
hah holy shit you guys are right. it looks like im logged in normally, but when i go to account details its someone else
good thing all of you fucking faggot drones give money to valve for trading cards and other dumb gimmicks, because the money goes into amazing quality control like this! and just to think, steam support is so easy to contact and you can even use their phone number to speak with someone! oh, right...
>hacked
No, just a cascading failure and some really low quality code.
Been saying for years that the site is written like shit. Have always been subsequently impressed with the load it can handle.
Looks like my shit is still fine, but my region and currency keep changing.
>>321430168
Doesnt matter anyway since you cant actually do anything. Stores completely fucked, nothing gets through apparently.
just after I got a 100,- steam giftcard. Lucky fucker who'll get to see my cart.Please don't buy anything my mom got me that money and I'm broke as fuck
Did I miss it? I'm logged into my own account, I don't see anything that belongs to anyone else and my Steam is still in the mother language ofSpanish.
who's masterplan is this?
>>321430107
Post cheney43's face when he realizes what's going on.
who the fuck is orenasaf?!
My profile and games library are still here but the store thinks i'm some kid named jacobmindcraft11. What the fuck is happening here?
Who poor ruski /xxgamesnikxx/ here?
>tfw next morning you'll be seeing fucking football manager 2016 in your library and all your funds you were planning to spend on your perfect lift are gone.
>TFW you put on a steam card and it goes to your account before you realize Steam was hacked.
Still, I wonder just how much Valve has to shell out for this...
What if we have steamguard? Are we fine?
>>321430365
>Name is different
>Refresh page
>Error
>Go back to Store
>Top has button to Install Steam even though I'm in Steam
>Everything else is back to normal
Amusing.
>At a holiday party
>Can't do shit to change my password or anything from my phone
Steam needs to shut everything down right now to ensure nobody gets fucked over.
>>321430183
Wait, really? me too.
Minkey314 or something.
I think its just specific accounts and not totally random.
>[email protected]
what the fuck
Who /minkey314/ here?
Wait. [email protected]?
How do you guys know my email account?
anyone /blood_sport99/ here?
>>321429804
I feel bad for this guy
>>321429804
i'm apparently aaronxaaron. he's such a cool guy he bought me so many new games..
>>321430406
list*
>implying this isn't just orchestrated theater by Steam to convince more and more people to volunteer personal information under the guide of "protecting" your account
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE!
>>321430390
>TopLuluk
>Top
>Lul
>TOPLUL
I knew you faggots were behind this. God damn memes.....
>>321429630
So it's just a fucking ddos and steam falling apart.
This has happened several times before.
Happy Cheney43 Day, /v/.
>>321430495
kek, i have that guy too.
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN TURKISH
>>321429156
I just turned on mobile authentication yesterday
Guess I dodged a bullet
No.....I can't lose my account, I have so many valuables. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN ON CHRISTMAS
anyone else get /theleaderofchass/
>>321430390
i get him too
>>321430418
>tfw
>>321430419
I appear to be fine and I never did the steamguard.
Pls help
>>321430406
FM16 is good though senpai
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
Who is minkey314??
>>321430495
Sup
>>321430495
right here
Who /aplyler/ here?
Gaben save us
Calm down faggots, it's just the store getting fucked up, your account is fine.
>>321430390
The same dud I get when checking acc in
>>321430671
>>321430692
>Minkey buys TF2 shit
Wow what a fag
i was under some fags account named darkassasin2371 or some shit. could've changed his number and his password but didn't.
>>321429804
me too wtf
>don't have steam open, the hard drive I have it on hasn't been plugged in in like a week
>sign into my account from the website
>profile homepage is in english
>click account details
>get pic related
So how big of a chance is there that someone is looking at my account details and my credit card right now? I'm totally fucking panicking, I don't want some Russian teenager to charge $800 worth of steam games in my name or something.
>>321430590
that has nothing to do with this you idiot, the accounts people are hitting have the same thing
>>321430148
i got this too
it seems to be a bunch of random accounts depending on the page you view - account details, purchase history and licences give me 3 different sets of pages for 3 different accounts
Who's /el4ctr0craft/
>>321430495
Me too.
top kek, Valve fucked up hardcore this time. I could view the guys payment method and everything.
This is the reason why I never let Steam save my payment details. FUCK Gaben.
/ORENASAF/ CREW REPORT
WHO'S HYCLAK?
Every time i explore the store something new happens. usually i cycle between a few of the same people. This only seems to affect the store though everything else appears to be fine.
>waiting to see if my account gets here
Shit's scary.
/hyclak/
>>321430752
tell cheny43 that
>>321430659
>all these peasants not experience ps quadruple
>get Russian language with dollars showing
>everything is so fucking cheap
>everything is in russian
>>321430787
CHEEKI BREEKI COMRADE
>>321430850
RIGHT HERE
I really wanna see the reaction of a guy when he sees my 76 copies of bad rats
What on earth is going on?
>>321430856
Reporting in.
>>321429156
I apparently got some French guy's steam account. I'm more upset that its French than I got someone else's account. Fuck I hate French, such a meme language.
>>321430787
oh no theyll find the last 2 digits of your credit card!
http://thenextweb.com/insider/2015/12/19/steam-and-minecraft-servers-to-be-targeted-by-hackers-this-christmas/
>>321430850
reporting in
>>321430405
DELETE THIS, CYKA.
who /hyclak/ here?
>>321430850
>orenasaf bought CS GO
>>321430721
who /pureghoti/ here
>>321430517
Reporting.
How long until this shit gets sorted out do you guys think?
>all my shit is in moonrunes
Welp.
SCREEEN CAP SOMEONE
The big crash of steam 25-12-15
PANIC MODE INITIATED
I just let Steam save my credit card info yesterday
>>321430850
REPORTING IN
>>321430787
>Attaching cards to Accounts
Pleb. Anyway. It shouldn't be possible for them to log in if they don't have your email and email pw. Still worried about my steam gift bucks. Haven't logged in for a while myself.
I'm going to bet that where you live "decides" what account you get.
Where do you guys who have cheney43 live? Just the continent is enoughNo I'm not NSA, trust me :^]
>>321430830
ESPANA
>saving your account info on steam
dont you know anything of internet fucking retards?
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
I NEED TO REMOVE MY CARD ASAP FROM MY FUCKING ACCOUNT AND I CANT
FUCK THIS SHIT
>tfw you have paypal connected
Guess who will have an empty bank account today.
I should've never had it save my card details.
>>321430940
>it actually happened
>>321430970
about two fiddy
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT STEAM ACC WILL ANYTHING HAPPEN TO OUR EMAIL???
>>321430307
Fuck off, Lahey
>>321430947
TAKE YOUR 0,93 RUBLES OFF MY DAMN STEAM.
>>321430659
>>321430879
WE WON BROS
PS4 MASTER RACE
Who /mitman83/ here?
>>321429156
I posted my community link for a give-a-way. I check steam because someone said they sent me something. 10 items in inventory. Feel really good and almost cry.
Check account and see that I have 120$ in steam bucks. Actually start crying because someone on 4chan has a big heart and big wallet and Im like wow, Valve must have made a "gift $$$" option.
Figure out it's someone elses account finally. Their friends gifted them 10 games and they have 120$ steam bucks. I still have nothing. How depressing.
>>321430994
>>321430970
Steam needs to be taken offline right now before anybody else gets their shit lost.
>>321430985
>28 Yen for CK2
Good god, that's like $.30 USD.
>mfw they steal my acc that has games worth a total of 4000 usd on it
who /blood_sport99/ here?
>>321430994
>mfw I saved it yesterday too after buying me and my friends games.
thats what I get for feeling it.
Everything is normal except the store is loading the browser version.
>tfw nothing exciting or fun ever happens to me
lol im "orenasaf" too.
who /_evanjake413_/ here?
Pretty much his entire purchase history is TF2 and CS:GO purchases.
who /Zertiri/ here
who the FUCK is evanjake413
>It's Christmas so there's no one at the valve office who can fix this and then tomorrow is the weekend.
>>321430950
but he also bought DaW2 so he cant be that bad
>check his activations
>>321430985
>113 yens for GTA V
What?
>>321429804
yuuuuup
>>321430390
me apparently
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME THANK GOD WE ARE ALL FUCKED AND NOT JUST ME
WHO /BADFART88/
I clicked something and now I've got this, I guess everyone is getting redirected to the same handful of accounts.
>There are people right this second who actually used their cards online instead of buying prepaid credit/steam card
>There are people who don't use a throwaway email account for steam
>There are people who aren't looking at the wishlists of their new accounts and preparing to buy them shit when this blows over
>Get some guy named mtake2010
>Everything is now in japanese
oh.
>>321430830
/me/
SECRET SANTA GONE WRONG
I'm Angela Plyer now.
Chinese CSGO professional.
>Steam isnt just force logging everyone off and resetting their servers
Jesus the shit storm over the next week is gonna be ridiculous
WHY THE FUCK IS STEAM STILL ONLINE????
WHY HAVEN'T THEY SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE
>>321429804
is this a ruse cruise? i just logged in and everything is fine.
This is what you faggots get for putting all your trust in Steam
>Go on store page
>Someone else's account and funds
>Can access his wishlist
>Filled with <5 dollar games
I don't know who the hell this is, but when all this blows over, I should gift him one of these games
>>321430960
Represent
>tfw console master race
feels good to have my account still
>NEED TO REMOVE MY CREDIT CARD AND PAYPAL
>CAN'T BECAUSE IT TAKES ME TO SOMEONE ELSE'S INFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>nobody at valve works on christmas day
>>321430994
>debit card expired this month and haven't updated the new one to steam yet
>mfw someone gets 100 copies of bad rats in their inventory
>>321429710
Wishlist still shows me my own one
>>321431165
You're retarded. This is valves entire business. People will be working.
PULL THE FUCKING PLUG GABEN
>>321431172
>>321431115
That's Yuan.
>>321431058
the old shitliner is coming in to port, and ill be there to tie her up
>check account
>bionicle492
>check this fag
>he is vac banned
What in the fuck
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MASTER RACE
DELETE THIS
>>321431256
Check your account details
>>321431132
Reporting
I check his transaction history, click on something and sends me to SharksharkHD's profile
What the fuck
All of us can only access few accounts like cheney43.
Multiple anons connected to few specific accounts, your own account should be fine **i think**.
>mfw pirate
>mfw Steamcucks got rekt again
When open Steam on Chrome language changes everytime I refresh the page
PANIC
Anyone with _st3ak_sandv1ch?
[email protected]
There seems to be a tendency to TF2/CS players.
I get someone else everytime I open my wishlist
>>321430850
reporting for duty
>>321431239
Welcome to /aplyler/ bro
>>321431159
>evanjake413
Google his username
>>321431301
Still half the price in the US
>>321431115
>>321431172
That's chink yuan, not yen. 1 USD is like 6 yuan
I can't remember whether or not I removed my card details, hopefully my paranoia saved me this time.
>>321431054
Your email is completely separate from steam.
https://www.hackread.com/hackers-shutdown-ea-sports-steam-servers-for-christmas/
Saw a bunch of articles about this.
im indiffrent, i only play 20 bux worth of games atm.
eh, glad i dont have private info on there....
>>321430591
Merry Christmas!
Can you buy anything while signed in as someone else?
>>321431349
WHAT
THE FUCK
>>321431293
People work at Valve sure, but the problem might be in a datacenter they have to physically drive to in order to fix.
>steam is the biggest turnkey operation in history
>valve blows it this hard
Top keks roasting on an open fire
WHO /orenasaf/ HERE?
>>321429156
and this is the reason why i hate steam, valve and gabe newell .
SEND HELP
![[screams internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/ywOo6vo.gif "[screams internally].gif")
WHO THE FUCK IS PLIT45
who /el4ctr0craft/ here?
>added my cc info to steam last night so I can just grab whatever catches my interest instead of adding $5~10 to my wallet at a time
>now this happens
on a related note
Creature Kris, I deleted your payment info, your fucking welcome
Nobody has Lt.Dogma, right?
i'm seeing some of the names in this thread and I hope i'm not one of them
HEY EVANJAKE413 ENJOY YOUR 58 COPIES OF BAD RATS
who /managed to clear their card info and reset all steamguard machines/ here?
>Try to go to account details
>Error Code: -310
Panic?
all of my CSGO items are gone, traded to some russian fucker without my confirmation. I had a 500€ knife in there, Valve better fucking fix this.
>>321429156
There has to be a way to remove credit card info from Steam, right?
How the fuck could they let this happen?
So what do we do?
Haha sure sucks for those who have their checking information attached to steam...
who /thoron_sw/ here?
>>321431126
Same here. This one appears to be good though.
>>321431489
>HEY EVANJAKE413 ENJOY YOUR 58 COPIES OF BAD RATS
At least he'll have spares.
What the fuck.
