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I never understood this, was she like... baby bayonetta?
Cherry Cherry Lady
>>320480543
>same hair
>same need for glasses
>same ribbons
>same pet cat called cheshire
>same fucking central theme gold pocketwatch
>same LITERAL FUCKING NAME
>I never understood this.... where they... then sAME CAHARATER???
DOES EVERY ORIGINAL PLATINUM GAME HAVE TO HAVE FORCED TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT IN IT?
so...bayoneta telling herself that she should protect the pocket watch made the enchantment from jeanne (the one that turn bayo into a jewel) useless, so she keep fighting along with her against the angels 500 years ago, which makes jeanne's brainwash by balder non canon? and with that she (bayo) simply sleep on her own, making her keep her memories and the eye of the world still activated?btw what was the thing that balder destroyed during the epilogue? it was the moon? or another planet's satellite?
>>320480894
witch time makes fools of us all.
>>320481268
>implying w101 had any of that shit
>>320481924
>what is the geathjerk federation?
>>320481924
But it had. Geathjerk came from the future to wreck Earth since Earth and others wreck them in the future.
>>320481992
>>320482031
>implying that's "forced time travel bullshit" and not "irrelevant enemy backstory"
Bayonetta had central goddamn plot fuckery with time loops- W101 had none of that shit. It was just a motivation for the bad guy, like how Terminator coming from the future isn't a central tangle in the plot- just a hole for him to fall out of.
Mummy!
>>320481268
>What is Revengence
>>320482341
i take it by "original platinum game" he meant games that weren't someone else's IP
>>320481268
Vanquish
>>320481924
>another Nintendrone who never played W101 but pretends to have to cheerlead his dead console
>>320482551
do I seriously have to quote memes from the game to you to "PROVE" I legitimately played a video game in the fucking video games board
seriously?
the fucking le you didn't even play dis gaem u a nintendrone meme is so utterly fucking played out and dull
luka had the blue/orange scarf, reference to bayonetta, W-Red had his ridiculously long catch phrases for everything and had to reintroduce all of the titles of everyone he met every time they saw each other, W-Blue was a lone wolf dickhead with buttfrustrated Vijounne problems the final scene has the whole team desperately mashing buttons to mimic you trying to defend humanity, and anon is secretly a cancerous meme spouting proof demanding moronic faggot who is in desperate need of a gaping wound in his eye socket
>go slash your own throat
>>320482812
holy shit BTFO
>>320480894
she doesn't have a mole under her mouth like Bayonetta, so maybe she's her daughter?
>>320480306
>I love you Timmy!
>>320482878
You mean he got BTFO right? Posting basic information straight from the wiki after getting a major plot element wrong doesn't save face at all, especially after exploding in anger and tears.
Not to mention your post being literally exactly the space between the spam filter.
>>320482920
>ah yes
>my daughter
>my daughter with the same name as me
>my daughter with an exact duplicate of my pocket watch
>the daughter who I literally have no recollection of at any point in either game
>the daughter who I had despite my literal, repeated, loudly voiced disinterest in ever having children ever
>the daughter who I carried to term as the result of a longstanding monogamous relationship and who is now just barely 5 years old despite my losing *hundreds* of years of memories
>that daughter
>>320483050
no I mean >>320482551 got btfo for being obvious board cancer
kind of like you, anon, although at least you're not animu trashposting scum
>>320483163
Yeah its called punished bayonetta
>>320482812
That's now how greentext works newfag
>>320483050
>implying someone would literally go scour the wiki of a game that unpopular for information that obscure just to prove to an anonymous stranger on the internet that they really did play the game that said anon clearly has a raging sonygger hateboner for
Hey look, it's a picture of you!
>>320480306
Would totally give her a strong hug.
>>320483163
I like how you debunked you're own argument in the very same post
>no recollection
>memory loss
>>320483237
>>320483348
Don't really see how I got BTFO, since you just screamed and cried and posted basic information as if it in anyone nullified the fact you outed yourself by not knowing one of the major plotpoints of the game, then needed to pretend to be someone else to claim "BTFO"
Also none of that information is obscure, it literally took 12 seconds in google for me to find that information. It's not grasping at straws since YOU LITERALLY showed you lacked basic knowledge of the plot when you made a comment.
You felt your master stroke in a rage-fueld post was to highlight trivia from the game, instead of just proving you own it.
>>320483458
>no recollection
>in
>either
>game
>in either game
>implying the memory loss being specified for hundreds of years wasn't to specifically point out that if the child is FIVE years old and bayonetta still has memories of the past few years, but not of the past SEVERAL HUNDRED, then the child could not possibly STILL BE FIVE and yet be NOT REMEMBERED FROM HER RECENT PAST
fucking tard
>>320483348
You didn't know that there was time travel in W101 then posted easy trivia, it's not grasping at straws.
>>320482812
your ovaries.
>>320483519
reported
>>320483519
>>320483590
>>320483597
>samefagging this hard
>>320481924
>>320482812
>>320482878
>>320483237
>>320483348
>32 posts
>19 posters
It's amazing people try to do this still.
>>320481268
They even did it back in their Clover days with Okami.
>>320482341
I laughed so hard. Thank you.
>>320483693
>implying you're not one of them
>>320483564
nowhere in the games was the exact earliest year she could remember stated
>>320483680
Unique poster count went up with 2 of those posts and one claims to be a poster in this thread already.
Meanwhile yours didn't increase it.
>>320483564
Or you know, the daughter could have been five years old for hundreds of years.
>>320483801
>samefagging this hard
>>320483834
>>320483798
grasping for straws this hard
>>320480894
Because when you are adding time travel to the story you are opening a big bottled mess.
Besides like mother like daughter?
>>320483446
>>320483680
>>320483693
>>320483763
just walk out of the thread, you're just making it worse for yourself at this point
or you can pull the 'lol I was just pretending, trolled hard' card if you like
>>320483870
I'm not claiming to be a different poster, the themes of my post are noting the Poster count in relation to your sad posts, I'm not trying to hide it, or responding to myself how I'm right and owning everyone else.
It is interesting when it was noted, you immediately flipped out and started calling everyone else a samefag in an incredible fervor.....almost defensively?
>>320480543
Yes, she was created for that sega racing game along with pink gold bayonetta
>>320484009
>>320483870
nice proof you got there buddy
>>320480306
>2 bayonetta game
>nude model exists
>loli model exists
>still no SFM porn
>>320483680
this
>Nintendrone unironically pretend to know shit about Platinum games and gets insanely butthurt when people call him out for not knowing shit
why do they always do this???
>>320484137
There was one released literally 2 days ago.
Google vsmnd tumblr.
>>320484093
>>320484028
>>320484009
>w-wwwaaaaaaaaaaa!!
>I-I'm not a samefag! y-you're a samefag, anon!
just give up dude, it's sad
>>320484210
Keep digging that hole.
>>320484165
EXCEPT I ACTUALLY OWN THE GAME AND PROVED IT MULTIPLE TIMES IN THIS THREAD
WOIULD YOU LIEJKF A FUCVLKNBG GODDAMBF TIMESTAMP WITH THE DISC PRESSED FIRMELY AGASIDNT MY ANUS YOU SPAXCSTIC NIGGER CUNT
>>320484092
that shit doesn't proof anything anymore
I don't know why people keep trying to safe face by that
>>320484268
Yes, a timestamp with the game would prove you chose to say something in a really obtuse way meaning something different from what you said than easily obtainable trivia.
>>320484264
>babby's first inspect element
>ke3eping niggering taht nig
>imp[lications I don't know EVYTHIHGN about PLATINUM GAMING
>>320481329
uhhhh
I think I need to replay bayo 1When I was playing bayo 2 I didn't even remember who balder was
>>320480306
Would offer her to Yahweh to be taken to heaven so her purity could remain immaculate in a realm of equal purity.
>>320484268
that's a good idea actually, why don't you go and make a pic anon?
it doesn't proof you actually played it yet, but it's a start
>>320484301
I could stream myself refreshing the page for you if that would help. You could also tell by monitoring the poster count when posts are mad.
It's not really "saving face", but trying to prove an erroneous claim wrong to the best of ability. There's only one person embarrassing themselves here.
>>320484335
>>320484301
>03:03:54
>03:04:26
>same content
>nearly exact spam limit timer
Also 2 of those posts are within 20 seconds of each other, which isn't possible.
>>320484421
anhd YOU| IT"S YOUFAGGOT
>>320484350
oh it's only, you know, the main villain of the first game
>>320484536
I don't pretend to play games out of company loyalty.
>>320484510
>le exact same proof that you yourself just used
>>320484551
pfft how am I supposed to remember a detail like that
>>320484582
>continuing to reply to bait this bad
>>320484510
if you looked at who they replied to you'll see that they're from different sides of the argument, so I don't really see what kind of point you're trying to make
>>320480306
yoink
>>320484678
what bait
what is
>>320484536
even trying to say
>>320484613
I had the post timer proof, you did not :^)
lel all this because you've never even touched a platinum game. nintencucks everyone.
>>320484784
He's saying he was trolling all along.
>>320484835
who?
him or the guy he replied to
>>320482158
because of the first and second encounters against the geathjerk, humans developed the centinel suit.
had they not time warped, humans wouldn't have met vorken and the other aliens, who after beating the federation, said that they will help freeing the imprisoned planets, which are the ones who later will form the greater galactic coalition.
in other words they buttfucked themselves, they created the monsters that conquered their galaxy in the future.
and let's not forget platinum robo, the jerks didn't know from where the fuck it came from, probably formed especially during that timeline, and because of that their future selves probably will have to face a fucking army of 100 platinum robos the size of their planets, formed from clusters of asteroids or fragments of other destroyed planets, which probably were fucked by the centinel themselves with "no fucks given" tackles and shit
sure compared to bayo1 and 2, w101 has more sense, but it still created a a little confusing loop
>>320484780
enemies in bayo2 can turn you a kid? i thought that was exclusive to jubileus
>>320484876
The guy who said wrong things about Bayo and W101 and they started "flipping out" to people trying to correct him. Classic troll technique and people fell for it the whole thread.
>>320484937
>j-just pretending
>>320484165
who's this cute milk absorver?
>>320484917
Just one enemy can do it.
And then he can follow it up with an instant kill.
would you a loli bayonetta?
why do people continue to consider a spin-off like bayonetta 2 as canon?
>>320485059
well shit, i think i got lucky since i didn't suffered something like thatthen again i just beated bayo2 once on 3rd climax, and i still need to replay it, but i switch back to bayo1 because i want to complete it first
>>320484165
who is that Ejaculate Advocate?
I still don't know what the fuck Jeanne was trying to accomplish.
I get she was challenging Bayonetta to awaken the Left Eye but was she working with Paradiso for that reason or was she being brainwashed or blackmailed or what?
>>320486848
brainwashed, or as balder said, "reprogramming"
>>320486848
she was brainwashed when you shoot balder in the head she is free of it
>>320487041
not him but there's like a minimun of 5 minutes between balder's fight and "death", and the missiles blasting jeanne's ass
it looked like she used the bayonetta's pocket watch gem to break free
>>320487241
Its been a while since I played but they made it very clear it was brain washing and she broke free
>>320487315
yes i know that she was being controlled, but as i said, it could have taken many minutes to bayoneta to reach balder, argue with him"kill" luka, fight him and then shoot his forehead so jeanne can broke free, and the scene at the begining of the epilogue shows jeanne focusing on bayo's red gem, forming a shield that protects her from the rockets, and then she breaks free of balder's brainwash. we could imply this happen just right when bayo was seeing the fire after being blast away to the ithavol building.
>>320481329
The only thing that changed is that Cereza watching Bayonetta defeat all sorts of shit and later listening to her final message as she got returned back to her time made Bayonetta grow up strong and unafraid, thus awakening her potential as the Left Eye which Balder needed for Jubileus to be reborn
Current time Bayo was strong but also a broken woman without her past, that's what Cereza was for
Jeanne was brainwashed by Balder, yet at the end the spell is broken thanks to the power of the Umbra sacred jewel (which Bayo actually thought was the Left Eye)Old Balder was right, so wonderfully right
>>320482551
Don't shitpost with Umaru please. Umaru is for cute posting.
>>320489790
>old balder goes though all that trouble to create jubileus
>young balder can just summon her.
>>320482920
Moles do grow in anon. You won't necessarily have the moles in childhood that you have in adulthood.
>>320480306
I love Kamiya's games but why the hell does he always have to put a stupid little kid in them.
It's like be just can't function unless he has a little shit hanging out with all the cool superheros that he can autistically connect with.
She's the cutest child in all videogames
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