ITT that kid.
>You CAN revive Aeris!
>Okay, show me your save game.
>It made the game buggy cuz you're not supposed to do it. I had to delete it.
I had a friend who made so much shit up for no reason.
>Dude, my cousin has a copy of Street fighter vs Mortal Kombat, you can kill ryu
>>320399972
I had a similar friend who told me they're working on a Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat game.
>have argument with friend
>go home
>forget gameboy is at his house
>go back later to pick it up, still not made friends
>get home load up pokemon
>CONTINUE
>save deleted
>new game started
>character is called GAYBOY
>yeah man the FULL game is on the disc! You just have to watch past the trailer! (PS1 demo discs that had loads of demos and trailers with a magazine release)
>sit through the trailer
>"let's skip it I've seen it be-" "NO. You HAVE to watch it all the way through to unlock the game."
>watch it all the way through and brings us back to the main menu
>that's weird maybe your disc is just broken bro :^)
Fuck you Nathan.
I had THAT KID try that shit on me before. I told him I would go home and try what he suggested.
I had a GameShark and the ability to bring her back because of it. I knew it was cheating, but whatever. I told him it worked and had him come over and showed him. The retard tried his own shit and couldn't get it to work.
I never told him how I did it. Lol
>>320400380
man, i used to get so hopeful that my demo disc happened to be the mistake and had the full game of some stuff. demos used to last so long it would build false hope in my ten year old mind
>>320400349
Kek
>that kid who makes "that kid" threads on /v/
>>320400380
Some demo discs actually did have full games on them, because the devs were too lazy to make a full demo and just slapped beta code on the disc that kicked you out at a certain point.
>>320399703
uh he's right though. it's called a game shark
>>320400519
10/10
>>320399703
This is now a Frank Klepacki thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4AUY-v1nsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS1auf0SKUA
>>320399703
>dude i HACKED my XBOX!
>oh yeah i FINISHED that game!
>look i coded my own ANTIVIRUS on my computer!
>>320401160
I knew a guy in high school that did make his own antivirus. Guy was a computing prodigy.
>>320399703
>that kid who talked about nonexistent games he have
>no i cant borrow it my big bro playing it right now
>>320400519
My 7 year old cousin is that kid. Told me about a 3DS called Hello Kitten Love that glitches on the second level and shows impaled severed heads and stuff. I asked him to look it up on my phone and he said that it got taken down everywhere and his copy went missing
Little bastard
I sucessfully convinced my friend that Digimon were real and that I had been to the Digital World and was recruiting an army of Digimon.
>>320401671
>7 years old
>already doing creepypasta
dude's ahead
>>320400380
I used to think that the halo 2 trailer that was on the halo 1 disc would be playable
cute girl lied to me in grade school, she told me that she unlocked MewThree in Pokemon Red and since her mom didn't want her to bring her gameboy to school, she wanted me to come over so she could show me how she did it.
i told her she was a fucking liar and stopped talking to her.
>>320400868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw4WAhyi1uY
I'm surprised he can still make catchy tunes. People usually burn out after composing music for so long.
>>320401757
That's every kid these days.
>>320402491
Its even worse when they never dig any deeper than the surface. I wrote a short story that got big through Creepypasta and now a shit ton of people think I created Slenderman.
"Yeah bro, just wait until the 100th rocket launch and you get to go to space and catch deoxys"I regret believing this one
>>320399703
You can revive Aeris though.
You have to enter a special code when Cloud is losing control of himself going towards Aeris to kill her.with game shark
>>320402736
Don't worry, I don't believe that.
>>320401731
This fat girl in my middle school tried to convince me of this. I told her she was a retard and then ended up convincing her that pokemon are real animals in Japan and that I knew because I spoke Japanese. I would just say gibberish and she believed it.
She would go into my desk at school and try to steal shit out of it. She got caught with a pencil case with my name on it and cried that she only took it to "help me with Pokemon" because my GB was in it.
>I found a skull in Halo 3 that lets you dual-wield sniper rifles in multiplayer :)
>>320402203
You sure showed her, anon. Way to go!
I was a pathological liar when I was a teenager. I made up shit solely for the sake of lying. I enjoyed lying. I was good at lying. I lied to everyone I knew or just met. I had to go to therapy for this kind of shit.
I remember this one time when I convinced someone that in LOTR Battle for Middle Earth 2 you could build a huge construct which would house Sauron's spirit and with which he would then defeat the Men, Elves and Dwarves before turning his eye to the West and the Undying Lands.
>that kid that claimed he beat gameboy tetris
I'm sure a lot of you faggots were that kid
I lied to my friend about being able to do a bunch of stuff in Ocarina of Time. I never realized I was that kid until now.
I once told a kid in my class that you could change pokemon red to pokemon blue by putting it in the freezer and you could change pokemon blue to pokemon red by making it hot.
He broke his game :)
>>320402964
I'll post the link, I wrote it for /lit/ when the board first went up.
>>320403097
>I was good at lying
chances are people knew you were lying and just put up with it. I hung out with dozens of liars during my lifetime, and not once did I feel the need to call them out on it.
if lying made them feel good, no reason to take that away from them.
>Dude, i swear my older brother has gta 3 on his phone
Well, how would've thought, still fuck you
>>320402203
>she wanted me to come over so she could show me how she did it.
Could have gotten loli pussy, but no, you fucked it up.
>>320402203
>liar lying about being lied to
>>320403391
Honestly, if the kid was that fucking gullible, he deserved it.
>>320399703
>It made the game buggy cuz you're not supposed to do it. I had to delete it.
I always hate it when they make up shit to weasel out of having to prove the shit they originally made up.
>>320403391
what was the fallout?
>>320402753
>Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
>you actually DO go into space to fight Deoxys
>had a modded Ps1
>would always tell friends about all the cool japanese games I would play
>they would ask to borrow them
>had to tell them that the games only worked on my machine
>they all probably thought I was that kid
>>320400519
You wonderfully vile creature.
Play arcade shooting game. It's a bit hard but I love it.
Get to play three levels.
>Fades to back of the box descriptions and shit
>order now for just $20, less than the freakin' price of a large cheese pizza!
>>320400349
Lol
>>320400380
Screw you Peter!
You always been an idiot!
>Hey anon, yeah I got all the eggs in Jak 2
Really? wow, you did that a lot faster than me
>Well, if you get a really fast time in those races, you can get a platinum trophy that gives you like 200 eggs
I knew he was lying, but he was the only hardcore vidya friend I had
>>320400868
Frank Klepacki is da best, ever been to a live concert of his?
>>320405204
Funny
If I ever told anyone I BOUGHT a playstation game they'd have thought I was lying.
Such is life in eastern eu 15 years ago.
>>320402753
I believed, then was too lazy to try it
>I can't prove the bullshit I keep making up because of (insert shitty excuse here)
>>320405204
I know that feel. Had a modden snes that could switch region with a wildcard that played older games on floppy discs.
They believed me when they played it though.
>>320405780
Once, in vegas.
Actually got the crowd chanting "HELL MARCH" until he did it as an encore.
>>320403950
>Well, how would've thought, still fuck you
>>320400868
I dig his music
but his aesthetic is terrible.
Not to mention that ridiculous guitar.
>I don't see why competitive Smash cant use all stages and items. You should have to adapt to your environment.
I lived across the street from that kid and he was a fucking pathologic liar.
>You can go back to Hyrule in Majoras Mask after you beat the game and theres all new stuff :^)
>Oh I can't show it to you anymore because I lost my game
>If you get all 150 Pokemon you unlock Mew Three
>Oh my sister is playing now so she made a new file
>There's a special secret I found in SM64 that gives you a Golden Yoshi
>My sister broke the cart
>Let me see your GBA YGH game. I know a special code that unlocks all the cards
>Oh I lost it
>Tell the kids mom
>Haha, here it is, I found it :^)
After like 3 times of him "borrowing" games from me, usually under the pretense of him trying to do some kind of code or special secret shit and then him conveniently "losing them" I stopped talking to him. He would come knock on the door and ask to hang out and I'd just say I was busy/grounded/doing homework. That went on for 2~ years until we moved.
>Mechwarrior 2
>friend tells me there's a secret 120 ton mech you unlock if you beat it on hardest difficulty action for both factions and get galaxy commander promotion in both
>don't believe him at all
>but he's like my best friend and we shat on this other kid who would hang out with us who literally was "that kid" (said shit about unlocking ocarina of time's light arrow in doom2, killing cyber demon with light arrow and hero's bow, etc), so I figure he wouldn't lie to me
>beat the game with hardest difficulty anyway, do the shit, ofc no unlock, no mech is over 100 tons
>CALL FRIEND OUT ON IT
>he says it's actually after doing a 1v3 instant action vs every mech type in the weakest mech
>just give up
Never trusted him again.
Guys Akuma is going to be in the next Tekken. He's super important to the story and is going to kill Heihachi and Kazuya.
>>320406527
Damn I love this webm
Stupid asshole told me you could save Kerrigan in that one mission in starcraft 1. I restarted it 25 times trying to every time.
I was like 9 years old it wasn't fair
>>320403097
This but everyone knew my bullshit and they still think I lie. I don't any more though, so it's extra nice when someone realizes I was telling the truth about something and they ended up fucking themselves over for not believing me.
>mfw cousins telling me about secrets in vidya
>they show me on the family PC and tell me cheats and shit
>good times being had
Lottsa compulsive liars among consolefags it seems
>>320400698
Most PC demos before 2000 were just shareware releases that could be cracked.
You could literally go to an Altavista/Geocities/Tripod site, download a crack EXE, and bam. Full game.
In fact, that and newsgroups were the ideal way to pirate games, when I was growing up.
>>320402753
>Go to Mt. Moon and use the itemfinder everytime you take a step. After 100 steps, you'll find Togepi.
This shit was on some Geocities page. Still around. Also had the Mew behind the Truck theory.
I hated that fucking guy.
>THAT kid
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S831170
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S1849337
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S2461979
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S2382251
>>320407045
Fuck yeah I remember a few games including Quake I got that way.
God damn life would've been so easy if I spoke english back then.
Not only I could've pirated a lot more vidya but I could've understood stories and played single player games...
>not having one of these bad boy
>not using Sephiroth in your party
>not using Delita third form in your party
You really missed out guys.
Revive is the wrong word but you can keep Aerith in your party via glitches.
>>320406478
He's a product of the 90's electronic music scene, what do you want?
>>320407307
Aww, dude, you're a foreignbro? Good to know we were both pirating the fuck out of games as kids.
>>320407321
The fucking memories!
>>320407321
Looks fun
>>320400349
OMFG IF A NIGGER DELETED MY CHARIZARD I WOULD BE THE MOST HEATED MOTHER FUCKER IN THE WORLD. I WOULD LITERALLY USE ALL 6 ('CAUSE I PP BOOSTED) FIRE BLASTS AS IF I WAS CHARIZARD MYSELF TO ROAST THIS FOOLISH SOUL.
>I've hacked into the FBI
>I've already got a PS2 (Early 1999)
>I can show you how to turn into a dragon in Shenmue!
So many other stories from a guy named Michael. Whats really strange I just met a guy who is involved in my work field who is literally "That kid" except an adult now. He was talking about how he was the owner of Fortune 500 company and it was the largest mortgage lender in the US. He used to cash $50,000 a week on average. Then 2008 hit and he bailed out. In case you are wondering he is now working for an excavation utility company making maybe $90,000 max. Its amazing, I figured "That Kid" would have grown out of this phase....I guess it sticks with some people regardless of age.
>>320407601
Not the initial anon you were replying to, but yeah.
Poor ass eastern EU, piracy is the norm here - even today.
I basically learned everything about computers and how they work while trying to obtain video games without spending money.
I even remember my first run in with torrents
>wtf are these useless shit files where is my direct download
And then a day or two later I just realized I ran into the messiah.
Grew up without ever receiving a video game as gift from my parents, they knew I just "get" video games.
>>320407267
>Edgar
My god somebody ordered a heavily burnt tripfag in that thread, fucking golden
Perfect Gem Activated
>"Dude, you can totally unlock Master Hand in Smash Bros 64, you just gotta play on Very Hard with Jigglypuff and not lose a life."
>After 3 weeks of nerding I complete the challenge, no master hand.
>"Sorry bro, must be your cartridge, worked for me. Can't show you though, lent the game out to my friend." :^)
Tobias you are a fat little shit with a face only a mother could love and I hope you step on a lego for each day you wake up.Got pretty good with Jigglypuff though.
>>320408019
Same, man. I taught myself how to build PC's, work MS-DOS, all sorts of shit. Just for the sake of playing games with horrible compatibility.
I remember spending all my days on a 28.8k modem spending 3 HOURS just to download a fucking SNES rom. Shit was inteeeeense. Then I got DSL, and found out what Torrents were, and it was like getting my dick sucked whilst being spoon-fed pudding.
At least I assume it mirrors that experience.
"Hey guys if you enter your name Gannon in OoT you can play him"
No. Never. Why the fuck can't your mom pick you up any faster
It must be hard to be "That Kid" these days with the internet and all. Then again I guess some people would be a lying faggot regardless.
>MFW I was that kid
I never told anything that was too outlandish. It was just funny to tell shit to people and watch them dive right into my bull shit.
>There's over 100 different endings in Fallout 3
>1,000 of the most popular names
>You can climb that mountain
Was Todd that kid?
Imagine the lies he told to his classmates in school in relation to video games.
>hey anon you can go behind the background in super mario 3
>mfw it was actually true
Not video game related but that kid story
>middle school
>fat kids just bought this new pda or something
>claims he can do everything with it
>claims it can change the time on the school clocks
>however it can only advance the clock by a minute at a time but can only do it once every minute because it has to cool down or some shit
>then in a class with a tv he actually uses to turn it on and off
So there was some truth but the fucker made the device seem like god himself this device
>mfw someone stole it later
>teacher made us stay till someone fessed up
>no one did
>stayed there till end of day
Still never found out who stole it
>That foreign kid from Europe (Denmark maybe?)
>Keeps telling people his family is basically Royalty were he is from
I live in Northern Minnesota btw. He never could explain why in the hell he even came here.
>>320408284
My god I wish SNES roms were a thing anyone could've told me about back then, Nintendo was like fucking unheard of here. I don't even know how we knew what a Gameboy was, I think I still haven't seen one in person, but we didn't even know the company's name or that it had this "console industry" behind it.
Playstation was the first and only well known console, especially because we could copy discs and shit.
And yeah, torrents changed everything, instead of hunting down hidden sites for direct downloads of 250 rar files and shit and hoping I'll only need to redownload 100 because of CRC errors, now I just downloaded the game on slowly on ISDN and maybe had to find a crack if it wasn't included.
At the time I started getting into online multiplayer though, since you could fully enjoy it even not knowing the language.
I remember the jizz-in-pants feelings I got from Red Faction multiplayer beta in 2000 or around it.
>>320408280
I was told you could unlock Metal Mario doing that with any character.
12 years later, I beat it with DK. Fuck whoever told me that, but I did get better at SSB64.
>>320408884
Marketing itself is that kid.
Except you don't get to call them out on it or beat them up afterwards.
>>320408964
>If you give the chip machine in Secret Area 3 in MMBN3 300 bug frags it transforms and you have to fight a super powerful version of Bass
Nobody ever told me this, but I wouldn't have believed it.
>black kid who reads Nintendo power and shit
>tells me bowser marries peach in the newest game
>thefuckouttahere.jpg
>SPM comes out a few years later
I'm sorry bro
>>320409049
Jesus Christ...this wasn't in Minnesota was it? There literally was a fat kid by the name of Erik who went to my school and did this exact same thing to a T.
>>320409067
he was obviously escaping a revolution or his parents wanted him to grow up like a normal man so he would be a good ruler once he got the crown
it's like you've never seen a movie
>If you beat these people in this order in triple traid
>then kill the ruby dragon in the flash back with a limit break
>laguna's group will going squall's when they're riding on the ragnarok
Fuck you, I wanted some good characters in my party for a change.
>>320407442
LET ME GUESS, YOU'D SHOW ME BUT YOUR DOG SHAT IN THE PS1's DISK DRIVE??
FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON ME
>Friend tells me that Link can wield two swords on Link's Awakening
>Ask him how
>Tells me it's a secret and he can't give it away
>Beg him to tell me
>Agrees to tell me
>Brings me in close
>Whispers in my ear
>"suck my ass, that's how :^)"
Sean, you fucking asshole.
>>320409516
Nope Wisconsin. And in this case the fat kids name is Nathan
>>320400553
The demo of Skies of Arcadia on dreamcast had a save point. That got my hopes way up
>>320399703
>my dad works at nintendo!
Why are kids so hysterically stupid
>Kid named Jacob comes to our school
>claims he is from Ireland or some shit
>Has the typical Irish accent... a little too cheesy
>Tell my dad about the kid and mention his last name
>Turns out my dad knows his dad. The kid is actually from a nearby town like 3 hours away.
>Call him out on his obvious bull shit
>Pretends its all fine and dandy
>Years later the kid comes out of the closet and is now a typical SJW case.
>you can unlock shadow in smash bros melee if you go to final destination and crouch 100 times as mr. game and watch with 100 HP
>I fucked your mom
MFW when it was true
>>320410157
Reminds me of a kid in high school who faked having a british accent even though a lot of us knew him from middle school and he didn't have it. Claims he got it from having a trip there.
>>320410581
Details man, and pics of your mother
>>320410681
>Claims he got it from having a trip there.
Well thats not even a lie then.
You can pick up an accent like that its just a very very fag thing to do.
>Todd
>Todd brings me out to the woods to some fire pit and claims he did a kamehameha blast
>Wont be able to do another one for at least 3 months to build his energy up
>Read about how you can unlock Sonic and Tails in Melee by beating 20 wireframes in Cruel Melee
>Fucking sucked at melee so never actually did it
>Believed it anyways and told people about it and showed my source
>Got beaten up later anyways by a Somalian three years older than me
Fuck you Bille you piece of shit
>>320410880
>that friend says he can build bombs and likes to test them out behind his house
>have to do a school project with him
>tinkering with junk while doing it
>finally ask him what he's doing
>"told you, making a bomb"
>offers to test it with him
>figure it's a good time to call him on his bullshit
>mfw he's made a perfectly good IED complete with tripwire trigger
Oh I am glad I stayed on his good side throughout school. He always claimed he just liked the noise. Went on to do EOD, so I guess he's using his powers for good now?
>>320410858
Sorry I cant. I can tell you though my ex best friend is now my step father.
>>320400698
Toys R Us sent me a demo copy of Driver. Apparently they screwed up because it was the entire game...
What's wrong with weaseling out? You can get away scott-free without having to prove anything and you get admired if you play your cards right. It's a win-win situation.
>>320408359
You'd be surprised, someone told me that they were playing Halo Reach on an emulator and could play online with it as well, when the game came out.
I used to tell all my friends that I was a pro hacker on the playstation 1. I would make up stuff all the time, including things like "hacking mario into final fantasy 7 with his own dialogue and story" etc
As proof I would show them this. Yes I actually bought this as a kid thinking I'd be cool, in reality the video was whoreshit.
>>320411327
So does that mean you hate him now, or he hates you? Or are you still best buds, it's just now he's your legal guardian? How did you react, was it betrayal, bewilderment, anger?Seriously, this is an idea I've had for a story with two best friends that one of them is in a relationship with the other's mother and how their lives change as they have to come to terms (or not) with this new facet to their friendship, and I would love to have some firsthand details from someone that actually went through it.
I have brothers who started gaming when they were six or so. I used to make up so much shit, like secret bosses and areas, and they ate it up.
They literally spent a week searching a mountain in Gun because I told them they could trigger a giant skeleton boss fight.
>>320411673
>whoreshit
This is my fetish
>mfw decided to go along with his bullshit so we made up the most ridiculous things
talked about how you could steal a UFO in Vice city and how you could go to space and there would be space cops and stupid shit like that.
I dont know if he got a kick out of it but he seemed genuine
>>320411749
My fucking older brother did this shit to me all the time with Pokemon.
>anon if you get Mr. Mime to level 87 he has an evolution
>you got Mewtwo to 100? Dude quick erase your game, the game is supposed to restart once you catch him since you've actually beaten it!
>anon, Lapras has a baby form that you can catch if you Surf in Articuno's room for three hours without running into everything
Then comes Gen 2 with running into a Lapras on Fridays, or whatever, and I didn't believe him for years.
>I find it years later in SoulSilver
>I literally pick up the phone right then and call him half a world away while it's 3 am for him to see if he was being serious
>>320410880
>That kid says he can do a kamehameha
>Call him on his shit
>He whips out an aerosol deodorant and a lighter
>MFW it took 4 years for his eyebrows to grow back
>>320400349
Cuck
>I made a game which has smooth screen scrolling
>there's no way you did that on the PC
>I coded it in a night bro. I'm going to present it to Nintendo
>Alright, where is it?
>I left the floppy disk on your desk this morning
>Where is it?
>Look around! Should be somewhere near your computer :^)
>>320413214
>filter is gone
Smh desu senpai
So kamehameha came from dbz?
I used to roleplay with people who would go KA ME HA ME.... HA!!!! and I had no idea where it came from
I told my friend that in Fable Lost Chapters if you got really really evil you would get demon wings and if you got really really good youd get angel wings.
He came to me like 3 times saying he was the most evil he could be and still more wings
I just kept saying he wasn't evil enough and he believed me
>>320406716Its funny cus its true.
>Girl in class tells me I can unlock Super Fox or Metal Mario in Smash Bros. by beating the game on the hardest difficulty with 1 live without getting hit at all.
>I did it as Fox because I wanted Super Fox and I wasn't very good as Mario
>Beat Master Hand
>No Challenger Approaching screen
>No Super Fox
>Nothing
God, I played so well too. Hell, when I went up against Pikachu, he just killed himself right away instead of fighting me. Quick Attack right off the side of the building.
Fuck you, Danielle.
>friend tells me you can play as Gray Fox in MGS1
>ask him how
>he tells me to suck his dick or he won't tell me
>do it
>he never tells me
Fuck you Chad your dick tasted like shit
>dude poliwrath learns this sick move called Dynamite Punch at like level 50. He's the only pokemon who can learn it
>woah really? I don't like poliwrath much but that sounds really cool
>level this stupid fucking pokemon up for days
>mfw it's actually just dynamic punch
Fuck you and your dyslexia Thomas
>>320412621
>you got Mewtwo to 100? Dude quick erase your game, the game is supposed to restart once you catch him since you've actually beaten it!
>erase your save or it will erase itself
>>320402753
i fucking hate the little bitch that said that one
>>320414667
I was not a smart child, almost-Satan. I was the kid that once ate a crayon labeled "Raspberry" because I thought it was colored by using fruit.
>Move to new school
>See kids playing some Pokemon
>"Hey guys I have Mew"
>"No way let's see!"
>"My mom won't let me bring my Gameboy to school"
>"Let us come over after school"
>They come over after school
>I show them my Mew
>I use my Gameshark and give them all Mew and the other starters
>18 years later and they're still my friends
>>320406963
>tfw you always said the truth but everyone thought you were lying
Now I'm an actual liar.
>>320415009
>go to elementary school and in last year
>be 13 when gen4 comes out
>bunch of younger kids super interested in pokemon
>also interested in pokemon but hide it so i seem cool
>buy a copy of pokemon pearl and a gameshark
>start selling kids starters and legendaries for their lunch money
I felt like a young pokeTrump honestly
I was in like for fallout 4 midnight and he was either a redditor or from here but started telling me about how he heard rumous of gta 6 having a female protag because no joke he said he knew a guy who worked at rockstar i just looked at him like he was fucking retarded
>>320415441
I don't remember your name, but did you have a projector in your room in replacement for a TV?
>>320415441
>selling starters
>being able to use my gen 3 favorites in D/P
I wish I went to school with you anon. You're a god among men. How much did you charge?
>>320400659
This was an honest attempt at a joke, but it fuckin sucked you faggot.
>>320403950
>It's on the apple store, along with san andreas
I remember reading about a method to breed a Celebi in Pokemon Gold that involved leaving a Drowzee and Sunkern at level 40 unevolved holding specific items with specific movesets put into the daycare at a specific time and you needed to leave them until they both reached level 50, then they would create an egg which contained Celebi.
I was filled with such hope, the day I found out was the day of a birthday party at a relative's house and my parents let me take my Gameboy along because it pretty much never left my hands. I sat there all night following the steps, just so excited that I would get my hands on my very own Celebi.
I have never felt such disappointment and honestly believe that experience was a huge contributor to how cynical I am of everything
>>320409049
>however it can only advance the clock by a minute at a time but can only do it once every minute because it has to cool down or some shit
Ha.
>then in a class with a tv he actually uses to turn it on and off
There was a kid in my elementary school did that.
kid told me he got a secret super mario cart where you could have sex with peach as mario if you're super awesome at the game
told me he had to throw it away because he was scared his mom would find out
fucking david in second grade, you literal jew
>>320415362
We should team up and guard treasures together.
>>320403391
>PAL Keycard
>2002
>playing with my friends in a park
>everyone chilling
>suddenly,a fat kid goes to the center of the park
>starts screaming
>"MY GRANDPAU LIVIS IN JAPAAN HE HAS A PRAYSTATIUN 5 YOU GUISE ARE LUZERS AND ONLI ME CAN PLAY
>everyone looks at him
>he starts crying
>"kiddo,please"i said
>"YOU ARE A LUZAR BCUZ U AIN'T HAVIN GUD THINGS BBEACUZ I HAV GUD THINGS YOU NOT
>his mother comes and pick him
i don't get it,why all kids say that they have a uncle or a parent that has an unrealeased console?
>>320418413
>loner is friendless because they're retarded and don't know how to act appropriately
>wants friends, so they approach people with 'impressive' lies because it's all they got
>backfires every time
>>320418656
the USA should have never invented autism
>>320418812
>that manga;_;
Had a friend tell me you could save captain Keyes in Halo 1 by going to this one area where the flood spawn infinitely and kill them for an hour.
>Fast forward a week
>Find the spot, start a timer and begin the killing
>After an hour of surviving an hour of killing flood I call him up pissed as hell
>Stutters his way through "O..Oh maybe you have to kill a certain number of them or something I don't remember" and hangs up
>i'mmadbro.jpg
>>320418656
It's like me, except less fat and moreobnoxious. Happens in every vidya meetup I go to.
>>320399703
>kid at my school brought some yugioh card that was so big it folds out to see the full thing.
>actually thought it was real for a few years, thought it was a super rare card.
How retarded am I?
>>320408169
Until you realize that "Before/Edgar" was really just a really transparent troll that retards here were too stupid to not fall for.
>>320417285
>play lots of pokemon with friends
>read online about a method to get a mew which involved starting a new game and doing specific steps, opening the menu just when a specific fight starts, and flying around
>it actually worked
>dupe it about a million times afterwards
>>320407321
id always try to use the enemy story characters for tactics. could never get elmdorf or whatever the vampires shit is called, to work
>>320419319
>Saving Keyes
I mean yeah, easter eggs are cool an' all, but why bother?
>>320418812
I saw this manga for sale once and almost bought it to give to someone just to ruin their day.
I then realized that neither of us could read it, so I didn't buy it.
>>320418812
>>320419152
>>320419587
What is it, I'm up for feeling bad
>>320419539
It was just because I really liked Keyes for some reason. I did get my revenge though cause I got him to do some stupid bullshit for like 2 hours in Halo 2 cause I told him there was a way to drive the Scarab
>>320419731
REC-MIZU-Asato
Don't let the cover fool ya.
>>320420086
>read it for the cover expecting some loli porn
>got feels
>>320420280
I can relate.
>>320420414
It probably went better than expected. Feels are harder to come by than hentai.
>>320400380
Some games were full games that the devs were too lazy to make, but this didnt get noticed till about a couple of years after the 90s
>Go to friend's house to play Marvel vs Capcom on his PS1
>There's uncased cds everywhere
>on the ground
>On the sofa
>On top of the Tv
>When MvC doesnt work he just opens the console and throws the cd against the wall
>Most of those games arent even his
>Mfw a couple of days later he wanted to borrow some of my games
>FFX
>dude you gotta dodge the lightning a few hundred times and it gives you lulu's legendary part
>do you think i'm fucking retarded Matt fuck you
>it was true
>>320420816
>faggot friends that can't be assed to put the disc in its proper box, or any box at all for that matter
They literally deserve AIDS
>>320420816
>>320421971
You don't understand how much I hate this shit.
So many games lost to lazy handling.
>>320399703
>No you don't pronounce his name right, you have to call him "Zafyiloss".
>>320399703
>ask random guy if he knows civilization 5
>"yeah I almost completed it but couldn't find the exit"
That fucking russian kid
>man ape escape 9 is great
>love Tekken vs Mega man
>Tombi 3 is pretty good
>Crash Bandicoot 4 is awesome
>sure sucks that games come out in Russia earlier than in europe :c
>can i borrow them?
>what's the point dude they wouldn't work, region locks you know :^)
I ate it all up
>that kid who was the best at Pokemon because he had lv 100s
>knew nothing about natures, EVs, or IVs
>swept him with some shitty Swift Swim team.
I barely played Pokemon was the thing. I was only battling him for fun, but then he started talking shit to people.
>>320407901
Well isn't that what any well adjusted human being would do, Anon?
>>320403391
Fuck you
>>320409859
Did you do it?
>"My dad works at Nintendo, he gave me Pokemon Shiny version! It's not released here yet!"
>Call bullshit
>He actually brings it in the next day
>It's some bootleg cart that you'd find at the swapmeet
>People make fun of him even more
>>320399703
You can't revive her, but you can hack her back into the game.
The aeris ghost scene was the spookiest.
>>320420816
>let friend borrow PS2 game
>get it back
>bottom half of box is all shredded looking
>"Dude these look like bite marks"
>"Oh yeah sorry I accidentally left it in my dogs bowl and she chewed on it for a bit"
David you are an absolute shit. Sure Warriors of Might and Magic was garbage but that's beyond the point
>short mexican faggot would lie all the time and me and my friend would believe him because we were gullible shits
>one day teacher calls us out to the hallway
>he confesses he's been lying
>still tells lies about games
>call him out
>he makes a bullshit excuse or calls me racist because his dad's black
>succeeded in spreading bullshit rumors about me because he hated me
>he leaves school
>years later I meet him again randomly
>he's a tall swole motherfucker with a deep voice
>normalfag as fuck
>has a cute somewhat nerdy gf
>kinda skeptical but after talking a bit with him it seems he's an okay human being now
>calls me to hang out one day
>we sit down and he apologizes for the way he acted when he was a kid
>it'sallgoodman.jpg
>excuses himself to take a piss, leaves his phone
>text messages piling up
>don't want to pry but notice the name is not the same as his gf's
>take a peeky weeky
>tfw he was cheating on his gf and lying to both girls
>tfw I actually thought he wasn't a scumbag anymore
>screenshot the texts, send the images to his gf and vice versa while he's still taking a ten ton shit
>he comes back
>politely tell him that lying so much makes people not want to believe you
>walk away without a single word
>haven't heard from him since
and that's why I have trust issues
>>320399703
some mixed race single mother faggot stole my eye toy
>>320407975
Dude I knew a 30 something year old guy that went to Gamestop regularly claiming he's retired and makes 7500 a month because of him being in the military special ops for 2 years. Baring all the stupid of that bs he never purchased more than 7 dollars in games a month and they were always ps2 titles even while he claims he has all the free time he wants. He just simply didn't want to upgrade because it was so stupid.
I got tired of it one day and called him out and he panic so bad he almost word for worded the navy seals copy paste. After a good laugh at his expense he left nearly in tears swearing he kill me.
Gamestop workers state that have never seen him since and that was over 2 years ago.
>>320399703
>have Pokemon silver on my phone
>somebody steals my phone out of my coat
>only one white trash kid in my class
>friend over hears him bragging about stealing it
>confront him and ask for it back
>he tells me he doesn't have it
>I tell him that I'm going to the teachers and I'll inform the police
>he magically finds out who did it and "gets it back for me"
>he broke it
Fuck you, Andrew you poor piece of shit.
No wonder your Dad killed himself and you've got a fucking kid already.
We were both 15 as well, no excuse for being "that kid" when you're that old.
when my older brother was asleep I took his pokemon silver and changed his lugia's nickname to gayass. His Tyranitar to poopdick. I forgot the rest but that was the best. He then did the same to me, but even to my poke in the PC.
>>320413867
Dumb eldar poster.
