>"Online" friend starts asking personal questions
>online friend starts sending you unwanted gifts
"T-thanks, you too..."
>>320029617
This makes things mad awkward
>>320029617
>they are crappy cheap indie co-op games, which you never wanted, and they want to play with you.
>Online friend doesn't even greet
>sends invite to dota 2
>knows FULLY that I don't like mobas
>online friend sends you "funny" links
No fuck off, I don't even know you.
I've met some of my best friends online bro, why are you afraid? We started playing gmod together in high school and now were all in uni and meet up annually in Boston.
People's true personalities are often bare online
>>320029437
>"Online" Friend
What the fuck does that mean?
Do you mean Online "Friend" ?
>>320029437
This >>320030029
Don't wear your heart on your sleeve but I wouldn't recommend blocking them out. I've got three extremely close friends that I've known for 5-6 years. Breaking personal barriers makes it a lot easier to hold onto friends like that.
>"online" friend sends picture of him without his pants on
>he's got a boner
>he's waiting for respond
>that one online friend who'll listen to your problems, give support and vice versa
>online friend starts being a glreb
>That guy who messages you whenever you get on steam
I haven't talked to him in like a year
why doesn't he just understand
>>320029943
>cmon bro play dota with me it'll be fun
![polls_habit_male_biting_nails_400a062507_0412_368990_poll_xlarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cu54oC1.jpg "polls_habit_male_biting_nails_400a062507_0412_368990_poll_xlarge[1].jpg")
>"Online friend" changes his sexual orientation description to "bisexual"
>Online friend has a bad match, starts screaming like an asshole in Skype call
>2013
>Playing dayz mod in some non-official server
>met a dude in-game who is too poor to buy the game and want's to play other servers
>gift him arma2 + operation arrowhead out of nowhere
>over 3000 hours played to this day
>he still thanks me every other week.
>>320030616
>not being a good friend and hearing about why he's so flustered.
Kill yourself.
>>320030465
holy shit this
>friend invites me to play dota
>tell him I've never played it and I don't really want too
>cmon dude itll be fun
>fine, join his game
>get my shit wrecked, have no idea what i'm doing
>"bro what're you doing man wtf get in lane"
>leave match, uninstall, delete him
I have no online friends.
>this thread
>keeping friends you don't even know or aren't people you know irl
>online friend starts asking for pictures of your feet
>online friend starts sucking your dick
>Hey man do you have a picture of yourself? I'll show you mine if you want
Was getting real good mates with my neighbour so I added him to steam. Fucker plays Dota 2 and kept inviting me to play that and other games, and I rarely wanted to. Now he avoids me.
Worst idea ever.
>"Come on bro, play all these games!"
>He still lives with his mom
>I own my own house, and got fucking bills to pay and cant drop money on every whim that comes by.
Every fucking game. Legit. This guy blows whole paychecks on every advertised game that comes out and gets mad when "You said youd play some co-op and multiplayer with me anon. What the hell all you ever play is red orchestra."
>>320029437
>he tells you he is gay
Look, I don't give a fuck, stop telling me your private shit.
>online friend slowly comes out of the closet to you
>always calls you sweet and wonderful and all sorts of nice things
>would probably be crushing on you
>if you weren't pretending to be a girl on the internet
We've all been there, right?
>>320029437
>not talking about personal things with people you like
what is wrong with you
>playing game with online friends
>hey man that was fun let me tell you about all my life's problems
>>320031324
This
>Don't go online for like a week
>"Sup bro"
>"Hey"
>"Hey is everything ok?"
>"Hope you get online soon, I'll show you my new build"
>":("
>online friend is kebab and you love him but can't tell him that your a jew
>>320030720
Thats different from not liking mobas, if you seriously didnt know how to play he should have taught you
>>320030616
I fucking hate them.
Friends with anger issues are the worst.
>Can't go all out
>Always have to take it easy on them lest they get mad
Thank fuck I've been leaving them alone.
>people keep sending you friend requests because you constantly carry the entire team
jeez
Are all if you guys like 17 or what?
>Online friend changes their DP to a Swastika
>you're non white
You guys don't seem like very good friends.
>online friend becomes close friend
>talk most days online
>talk about video games music and working out
>Sometimes talk personal things
>get somewhat close
>he breaks up with girlfriend
>I tell him about okcupid
>he mets girl
>I sell him my old engagement ring from failed engagement
>they get married
>he stops talking to me
Thanks. I can't even keep internet friends.
>"that game" doesn't feel the same without online friend.
>>320029437
i'm that friend who never says anything
>>320031772
People should know their place.
>>320030616
>>320031725
just exit the skype call they'll get the message
>>320031630
>Am a kebab myself and half my online friends are /pol/tards (or at least talk like they are) who'd probably flip their shit if they found out
Good thing I have the voice of a douchey white dudebro.
>>320029617
>>320029437
tfw these apply to me, being the gifter.
>>320030692
>not being a good friend and hearing about why he's so flustered.
>OH MY GOD HE FUCKING KEEPS USING THE SAME GODDAMN MOVE OVER AND OVER THIS FUCKING GAME SUCKS HOLY SHIT WOOOOWWW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS GARBAGE
>you fell in love for a female online friend
Hope you're not this kind of guy, anon
>>320031759
>Online friend changes their DP to a "Make America Great Again" picture
>He doesn't know you're Mexican
>Online friend sends a tinyurl link
>Hey bro, use that link if you want a few free games
>>320029437
>online friend is quirky latvian who's terrible with women and tells you about his romantic failings all the time
>That good friend who despite being poor as fuck and barely can afford his own games he always makes sure to get you something for Christmas and your birthday.
>Be a new player to an online MMO
>Meet some guy
>He helps him a lot
>We end up playing together
>Notice he's been making more advances on me lately
>One day, he directly asks me if I'm a girl, probably because I use emoticons and am always happy
>Ask him why he wants to know
>"Haha no reason just curious. You don't have to say if I'm being creepy or anything. But I'm already married so you don't have to worry lol"
>>320032050
>Met a girl on steam
>Was actually into games but was a total bitch who could barely hold a conversation
>>320032050
No way, of course not. I'd never do something so stupid and pathetic.I've never even had the chance.
![[SOFCJ-Raws] Dragon Ball Super - 023 (THK 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_11.39_[2015.12.13_14.18.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rka8yGc.jpg "[SOFCJ-Raws] Dragon Ball Super - 023 (THK 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_11.39_[2015.12.13_14.18.43].jpg")
habitual internet use causes a variety of mental illnesses
this generation that has been raised on the internet before being able to speak is going to be dysfunctional as fuck
>>320031237
just let the cat out of the bag man.
I pretended to be a girl for 5 years. I ruined some peoples lives. I also ruined my own life by getting so sucked into the bullshit that I just pretended nothing else existed. Living in a web of lies is terrible for you. You'll feel a lot better when you can be truthful, trust me.
>>320032050
>the attraction was mutual
>but we realized we're both way too fucked up to make anything of it
>still consider each other as close as friends can be for over half a decade now
It's not always so bad.
>Online friend asks for your strongest potions
I met most of my online friends through WoW and most of them have moved on.
Where can I meet new people?
>>320031968
>sitting in teamspeak, everyone is having a good time
>make one joke about white people liking too much mayo on their sandwiches
>half of them descend upon me with dindu-tier rage
White nerds online are sensitive as fuck. I dunno how someone who isn't white themselves could stand it.
You know when you get rejected? This whole thread is from the girls point of view
>>320032050
>friend gets an online gf
Why are people so desperate for love
>>320032204
>Guy buys me the expansion for FFXIV
>Things go pretty well for a while, our relationship gets pretty heated and he buys me stuff
>Suddenly dude just barely talks to me for weeks on end
>Ended up deleting him
I think some of you need to learn how to properly communicate with people
>make a great bro on SS13
>roleplayed as my lizard waifu for awhile (no homo)
>never talks
>doesn't speak about himself at all
>has no hobbies
>is extremely hard to have any kind of discussion with him
I mean, he's a great guy and you can depend on him to have your back ingame, but christ I wish he would open up a little.
>>320029437
>How old r u
>How old r u
This always means they're underage
>add someone from/vg/
>turns out to be a meme spouting sperg
Every time
>>320031968
One iskender kebab to go.
>>320032426
>>320029437
>online friend seems like a really cool guy
>his wife walks in and I hear her complaining, he starts screaming and swearing at her
>did this at least once a night
He was nice to me, and he was good at the game, but I had to cut him loose just because I couldn't stand hearing his marriage fall apart over skype.
![374845-351180-donald-trump[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KUqschP.jpg "374845-351180-donald-trump[1].jpg")
>>320031630
If you wore a real friend, you would gas yourself as a token of your friendship.
>>320032351
Online? You should first ask yourself if you even want to. The average age for gaming communities is always gonna be around 14 to 19, and they are often maladjusted people who will turn on you quickly. If you played WoW during its proper heyday you may be too old to feel comfortable in these circles.
>that friends who stops messaging you just because you never initiate conversations yourself
>Have best friend online, always playing fightan together
>He comes online less and less often, and when he does he's always drinking
>Keeps drinking
>Eventually whenever I talk to him he's just drunk
>End up deleting him out of depression when he kept going "it's not a problem"
>>320032578
There's a reason they're fishing for friends on 4chan
>Friends with a pretty "internet famous" real life trap
>Not really into 3D traps so just treat them like a regular friend instead of worshipping them like most of the other guys he knows
>He wants up wanting my dick more than anyone and even buys ME stuff
>in junior high, make a friend through some shitty byond final fantasy rpg
>find out we like a lot of the same vidya, fightans, rpgs, shmups, etc.
>grow very close, tell each other shit we wouldn't share with anyone else
>find out he browses /v/ too after I start coming here
>still talk to each other daily 9 years later
>>320032426
Oh so you're that guy that thinks "wanna play tf2 together?" means "hey man do you want to tell me about all your problems?"
>>320032454
>>320032204
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMONESS?
>>320032050
I did.
I've been with her for over 2 years now.
>>320029437
>Online "friend" suddenly starts saying really racist things
>>320032663
That's me. I'm always super anxious about starting conversations and just assume that if they wanted to talk to me they'd send me a message. I just remember how annoyed I would get when someone joined my Xbox Live party without permission just because I forgot to lock it, and I don't want to bother people like that. I'm just a pussy, basically.
>>320032663
Nothing wrong with that.
When only one person initates the conversation they may feel one of two things:
You don't really like them and they're bothering you
You don't really like them so they're never on your mind.
Friendship is a two way street homie, people like to feel desired, even if that means just being talked to
>added from some guy on /v/
>they are a fucking memespouting shitter, who you destroy in 1v1's every chance.
>play certain games a lot, ones without a huge amount of activity online
>no mic
>git gud just because of a lack of competition
>always finish first, always help teammates, revive dying ones
>never ever get friend requests
>>320032606
Coming right up my friend.I've met so many Germans online who put sauerkraut on their kebabs and think this is totally normal worldwide and get really argumentative when I tell them it's not.
Tastes fine though.
>someone adds you on Steam
>he is member of 4chan / /v/ / any other imageboard-related group
100% proof that he is an underage memespouting faggot
>Online friend gifts you Bad Rats
>Online friend reports shitty off-topic thread he sees on /v/
>>320032828
>I'm a sjw marxist faggot
>>320032659
Which is why I don't play games like DayZ or Ark.
>>320032926
Why wouldn't you put the sauerkraut on it? It's a perfect flavor combination?
>>320032742
tonari no kaibutsukun
>>320032929
The only time this shit is acceptable is if its for a specific game.
Like just being apart of a "/v/" group is gay.
But if you're part of like "Dead or alive /v/" its fine since its to help find matches and shit
>>320030659
Benevolent based anon
>>320032828
>being a liberal cück muh feelings
Either don't be friends or deal with it faggot
>>320031107
he wants to suck your dick, you moron
>>320030448
At least have the decency to tell him that you don't want him to message you all the time.
>>320032672
met a dude on Xbox like that. his name was StiffyMonkey or something like that. Dude was alwasy wasted.
>>320030448
because you're too autistic to communicate like a normal fucking human being
>>320032410
When you're a failure at pretty much everything in life, you'll have a phase (that you might never outgrow) that basically amounts to "at least I'm white and whites invented computers and shit".
If you insult the one thing these losers feel they have, it's gonna incite something fierce out of them.
>online party member ask for your name.
>Online friend sends political stuff from /pol/
>All along the line of "OBONGO WANTS TO TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY AND SELL THEM TO MUSLIMS TO GET MONEY TO FUND ABORTIONS FOR ILLEGAL MEXICANS ON FOOD STAMPS!"
>He lives in his mother's basement, literally, and yet complains about "the working man"
>I work and am still super liberal
>He never stops sending them
/pol/ is shit
>online friend asks to video chat on Xbox live to see what I got for Christmas
>show him my presents but don't go on cam
>asks why I'm not showing myself
>tell him I'm in my boxers
>he says it's fine he's in his underwear too :^)
>immediately leave chat and delete him
I was young but knew he was some pedo creep after that
>>320033426
>being liberal
now you've fuckin done it
>>320032050
I thought I was projecting, and then she told me she felt the same way.
I met her because she was one of my long-time online friend's girlfriends.
I told her to not let me get in the way of her real relationship and that she deserves to be happy. I'm still hungover from how drunk I got last night trying to make myself forget all of this.
God I fucking hate the internet.Nobody cares about my shitty blog, I know.
>that guy who always asks you to get on Mumble even when you're not playing anything
>online friend turns out to be an underage, autistic drama queen
>stop talking to them
>a year later
>"hey, sorry if i hurt our relationship, heres a game to make up for it"
>accept gift
>remove him from friends list
Never even fucking installed that Quantum Conundrum game.
>>320032050
So it's like this. We became friends throughroleplaying in an MMOand slowly opened up to eachother more and more as time went on. But even though she and I were really close, there was someone else she was close to as well, and they started online dating. She seemed pretty happy with him, but she had an exacerbation of her anxiety during which I was the only person she knew who really supported her and encouraged her to seek out treatment.
So she gets better, but she still maintains her relationship, and tells me that she's going to meet him in person in a few weeks, but not before revealing that she's started growing feelings towards me too- she loves that I work as anEMTand helped people countless times, herself included. Then we do things we probably shouldn't, and despite her saying "she can't" and "wants to be a good person," we do them again. And again. And again. But even after everything, she still doesn't want to leave him for me, because as she puts it, "if I did that, how do you know I wouldn't leave you, too?" A fair point.
I've gotten over the sick feeling in my chest and we're maintaining our friendship, even after a lot of silence between us when they were together in person, but those lingering mutual feelings are still there. We'll see what happens when she doesn't get to talk to him for a few days.
Is it fucked up that I still want to see them break apart? That I know in my gut there is no way that he can support her like I caninb4 shitty salary- he's fresh out of highschool and makes less than I do, which I've even shown her?
>Playing CSGO
>Find 2 meme lords
>We meme our way to being kings of the server
>Literally just spouting memes for 8 hours
>We start votekicking, people do it just because we say so
>It gets late
>Meme lords tired
>We wanna go out in style
>Our faithful meme servants won't kick us
>Have to mic spam for over 7 minutes
>Make prank calls with Skype
>Something about the fresh prince
>We're all 4chan browsing faggots
>One day we just stop playing together.
Sometimes I wonder what happened.
>>320033426
Everyone has that friend. Even normies have that friend (pic related). It's a widely-noted phenomenon.
>online friend changes his avatar to an anime girl and his name to something disgustingly moe
>>320033457
>not wearing clothes
Were you raised by literal animals?
>>320033551
>this whole post
neo-/v/ everyone
>steam friend ask you to buy him a game
Tell me about that one friend of a friend, /v/
>>320033653
>He doesn't like memes
>He gets mad at people for enjoying something he doesn't
>>320033653
I thought neo v was all about sjw feminists.
>>320030424
>tfw you glreb your online friend
>>320029770
Oh god that makes things soooo awkward.
>The friend that doesn't have a job or any income manages to buy you more stuff than the one with a job
>>320033641
having your own home and lounging about in your boxers is the best feeling though.
>>320033859
he was a fucking dickhole and got some form of cancer and died and I was happy about it
>>320033067
>It's a girls manga
The fuck.
Thanks anyways, bruh.
>meet group of online friends years ago
>still friends to this day
feels good
>online friend isn't a huge faggot
>>320033549
Sounds like a slut to me.
>play as a girl hunter in mh4 for cute bonus sets
>"are you a Girl?" At least one game session and a/s/l requests
>friends and guild card requests even when i join in a hall filled with g rank hunters and triple cart
>teenage spics ask for my phone number so they can send me "dpics"
Why is mh filled with so many god damn thirsty shits
>>320032693
are you talking about afro
>>320032309
lilly sempai
>>320033641
>getting dressed when you're just laying around the house
Are you a woman or some kind of faggot?
>>320033859
He's the worst person at videogames I've ever known but also the worst shit talker and whiner possible
He is literally intolerable
>"Online" friend makes out with you and sucks your dick when you go see her irl
>>320033945
I can't help but disagree. Though, I wasn't raised by animals, so that could explain it.
>>320031237
>>320032309
You're fucking pussies. Got to milk that shit for all it's worth and leave no paper trail.
>>320030973
>no trigger discipline
>hammer cocked
>hand in position to pull the slide back
Fucking trigged.
>>320034272
I always wore pants before I moved out. I mean, it's not like I get any visitors anyway.
>Add real-life friend on Steam
>It's a girl's picture
>Girly profile, hundreds of fedoralords commenting in the profile sucking up.
>Figure I had the wrong profile, send a message to check if it's him.
>It is.
>mfw my friend pretends to be a girl online.
>>320030424
Ah, I see you are a glrebber too.
>>320034213
I am a literal faggot, but I don't see what that has to do with not wanting to be a fucking slob.
>>320030692
>being friends with spergs
I'd rather have none.
>>320033426
>friend wont shut up about how much he hates Trump
>linking nothing but "Trump is Hitler" articles and "Trump will bring about the apocolypse" graphs.
>just reply with "man..." or "geez" or "whoa..."
>He still cant pick up a fucking hint
I dont care. I seriously, genuinely, do not care about politics. Please shut up. I added you to play video games. I'm not even registered to vote. Fuck off.
>>320031968
I am Kurdish and you should know that we are finally going to build our own Kurdistan very soon and it scares the shit out of you.
Turks on suicide watch
>some shitty bug happened
>wiped steam cache
>redownload
>it works
>my whole profile is wiped clean
>0 friends
>can't add friends because I have to spend 5 dollarydoos for that privilege
wew, now I truly have no friends
where do you guys even make online friends?
CS:GO and mobas? I only ever play with my real life friends
>>320034454
Kill yourself, degenerate. Who am I trying to impress in my own house?
>>320034086
Most sluts don't start bawling when they tell you just how remorseful they are over cheating. And don't even get me started on his reaction to when she told him, which was "it's my fault."
Taking that into consideration though, I honestly don't know who's the real kek in the situation.
>>320034446
>Do this
>RL friends notice but never directly mention it
>One of them finds a futanari Frozen fanfic I wrote
I long accepted being the weirdo of the group, so I guess it's no biggie.
>>320033540
I feel you, Anon. I feel you.
>>320029437
>online friend
>not even alive
>>320032109
that is an artsy way to live
>>320034654
It's not about impressing anyone, it's about not being a fucking slob. That shit carries over into everything else.
>hey, you have X? We should play it sometime!
>yeah for sure!
>never do
>>320034446
8 inches
>>320034596
Just tell him that Trump is going to deport his ass and there's nothing he can do about it.
>Want to make online friends
>Never have anything to say
There's just no hope
>>320034741
mu nigga
>>320034686
>Most sluts don't start bawling when they tell you just how remorseful they are over cheating
Hahaha
>>320034686
>Most sluts don't start bawling when they tell you just how remorseful they are over cheating
Uh, yes they do. It's pretty common.
>steam friend sends me rule 34 artwork of WoW/WC3
>ask me if I like it
>>320034596
>I'm not even registered to vote
Vote or die, nigga.
>>320034876
did you?post it
>>320034628
If theres a game you like, chances are theres a /v/ community in it.
they make good starting points. Especially if they have a mumble or TS3.
>>320034561
>i'd rather have none
well at least you aren't angry about it
>>320034810
That just means you don't have anything in common with them, try to find people with your same interests
I could be your online friend /v/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Whysomangry/
>online friend talks about his weed adventures
>>320034602
>Assuming I'm a turk
Iranian-American with an old persian name instead of something out of the quran, feels good, no one ever fucking guesses where my family is from.
>>320035012
>reading this thread
>your post
>That online friend you've known since 2002
>"She" didn't have a mic back then
>Later the story changed that "she" is mute
I've always known you weren't actually a girl. It doesn't change my opinion of you, you were always a quality game bro. I've never said anything because I didn't want to make things weird.
>>320030616
I do that. Sorry.
>>320033549
Hey anon, I get you. I'm >>320033540. Literally just went through something like this last night.
I'm still trying to get that same sick feeling out of my own chest bro. You aren't alone.
>>320032984
>>320033190
>>320029437
See what I mean it's like only white people are allowed on the internet or to play games
>>320032727
Nigga we friends an shit
How come all the people who pretend to be a girl tend to be weebs as well?
>>320034990
This happens with people I have common interests with too, unfortunately.
>>320035116
>>320029716
>HE COMMANDS YOU TO PLAY THEM IMMINENTLY
>>320034904
This. Being that irresponsible as an adult.
"Well the country is crumbling around me but I didn't vote for it so i probably won't be affected."
>>320035086
>Iranian
Oh, one of the cool sand people.
Shia > Sunni
>Make friends with someone living in The Netherlands
>He makes it a point every single week to send me a million links showing how his useless irrelevant country is superior to America
>Tell him he's retarded for even trying to compare a country that's smaller then the single state I'm living in to the entirety of the united states
>Point out that my state alone only has 4 million less people living in it then his country
>He gets more and more mad for no reason at all and continues to send me retarded comparison links
>>320034939
It was a really well drawn night elf.
I was too wierded out.
>>320035086
Then why do you refer yourself as Kebab, you have absolutely nothing to do with a Kebab
>>320035231
Are you joking? Have you ever heard how many trannies hate Japan?
Weebs want to be 2D little girls, which you can't do in real life.;_;
>>320035236
Then I guess you're not too close with them.
My advice would be to just keep making conversation so that you'll increase the bond with each other and eventually you'll just tell them everything that crosses your mind
>>320035012
At least you don't have an animegirl profile
>>320032080
>Change my DP to "Make America Great Again" picture
>They don't know I'm Mexican
>>320029437
>Online "friends" all cut connections without a reason
>>320032615
Source now.
Google, tinyeye and iqdb give me nothing.
>>320033540
I care. You aren't alone. Sometimes I feel like the love of my life is a girl on the other side of the world that I know I'll never meet. She always tells me we would be so amazing together and she is hot as hell. I don't even have the money for a ticket though, fucking student debt.
Have a girlfriend now but she's like a 3/10 and I'm not satisfied at all. The only reason I'm ever able to cum is if I'm imagining the other girl. Shit sucks.
>In game with friends
>Some guy gets on mic
>Everybody likes him immediately
>He gets accepted into our group when it took me 5 fucking months to get them to accept me
>>320035297
My family isBaha'iactually so not even muslim at all but I haven't really paid attention to it at any point.
Iranians get haraam as fuck when they immigrate to western countries and trade in their burqas for gold BMWs and shitty cologne, it's great.
>>320032050
I did. Turns out she's a lesbian. I think it made it worse when she told me that if she wasn't that she would give it a shot.
>>320035145
I'm not white you weak minded faggot>>320033190
>>320035328
>angry Dutch
Sounds about right mate.
>>320035328
Replace the gold bars with a big cardboard piece that says FIAT.
>>320034152
suigyfaggot?
>>320032984
>>320033190
>saying this when you 100% have no experience of people being racist to you
>>320035116
Tbh I never knew a fake girl online. Not someone who was a consistent online friend anyway. I think there's a difference between online friends and gaming buddies desu
>>320035160
As if we don't all have problems? I just want to have some fun for a little bit.
>>320035457
>real life "friends" all cut contact without a reason
>talk shit to females
>they add me anyway
>end up not going on steam for months
i'm rollin in the pussy
>>320033859
he's a fucking faggot who likes skyrim combat and took away my best friend to play some stupid fucking MMO called Mortal Online
fuck you kek ass bitch
>>320035504
>Baha'i
Bahahaha 'i, that's like the independent who runs in American politics.
>>320035398
I though kebab was just a term for any sandfag. Is it specifically about turks? I know about that tupac serbia pasta being specifically about turks but I figured it just extended to the whole middle-east in casual conversation.
>>320035508
POO
>>320032828
>being Lewis C.K.
>>320033885
neo v is the exact type of people you hate who like the exact type of things that you hate.
>>320032326
Same story, only we both started dating other people and became best friends.
Women online are underrated.
>>320035457
>"Cut" connections with steam friends because my old desktop died and I don't play PC much
Oh well
>>320030616
I do this during games and I can safely call one of my "online friends" a friend because he has a pretty high tolerance for it and even readded me after a while when he reached his limit.
>>320035426
Well that's the problem, it's hard to make conversation when you never have anything to say about anything. I'm probably just incredibly boring or a sperg.
>>320035145
I know you're baiting, but stop.
>>320035086
PLS BE ZOROASTRIAN
TEACH ME ABOUT THE SECRET FIRE MY FELLOW ARYAN
>>320035498
>caring this much
dont care as much
>>320035758
maybe you could just, you know, stop being a screeching manchild when you lose?
>had online friends for about three years
>was eventually really close with some of them
>meanwhile also get my shit together irl, find real friends to play videogames with, a gf, start going to the gym and uni
>slowly losing contact with online friends
>I come online like once every two months now and they all seem really happy to see me
I'm a horrible friend
>>320035887
I don't need to.
>mostly play FPS online
>not that great, but I can keep up
>everyone is sperging and joking on mic
>chime in with my silliness
>"whoa is that a grill!!?"
>be silent
>listen to boys feud over me
>start getting friend requests
>the ringleader of the goons decides I am a cute little boy with a feminine penis
>he defends me from all the thirsty guys
>I send him a friend request
>we don't PM each other or buy each other games
>we just kid around when we're both playing the same game
>>320031802
Damn dude. That sucks.
>>320032132
>>320032721
Awe, that's actually pretty sweet.
>>320033548
Kill yourself.
>>320029437
>They're 12
>>320035767
Try asking them how they're doing, what they're playing, what they think about x game, you know, basic stuff. It takes almost nothing to start a conversation and then if you really do like each other you can't be stopped
>>320035793
>wanting to be a heathen
>>320035793
Not zoroastrian (see >>320035504) but my family is from Yazd province which is usually the only place you'll find zoroastrians in Iran anymore.
Westerners have no idea what real Iranian names sound like. People always ask me if I'm fucking Hungarian or some shit.
>>320035674
In a way it worked out for me since my family probably wouldn't have come to America if they didn't have to put up with all the shit Baha'is get in Iran.
>>320036065
Fuck off Jew.
>Tfw Muslim
>Can't let any online friend know cause it sounds like they're not fond of them
>>320033859
She was a fucking crazy bitch who had an art degree and liked cats too much. She turned my friend into a fucking faggot that called her mom and would make poorly drawn pictures of rainbow cats for her and use them as his steam profile picture. She also introduced him to dota 2 and he's put 700 fucking hours into it and he's still only 700 mmr
He eventually fucked up and said something to her that apparently made her actually cry and she deleted him
He put up like a 2 paragraph cringeworthy fucking apology note on his profile but she never added him again
>>320035981
>Make friends with a bunch of people
>They all start talking to me about how they're all starting college
>That means that they're 18, maybe 19 at best.
>I'm fucking 25
>Be very good at certain game
>Always in the top echelon of players
>They always turn out to be incel scandis who literally never stop talking about race, racial hierarchy and generally /pol/ fantasy shit
Only had one guild in 5 years that didn't do this, and they turned out to be casual and awful, go figure
bluepilled = shit casual players
redpilled = hardcore
>>320036102
Just explain you're only a moderate, you only think cutting off hands for stealing is okay, not suicide bombing.
>get accepted by a group of friends online
>have regular set game nights etc
>have regular chats and talk about our lives
>everyone else is 19-22
>tell them you're 25 to fit in
>you're 32 and they can never know your secret
>>320036118
meh
fuck it
>>320035140
>mfw
Listen man, the honest truth is that if she isn't willing to make you her 100 percent, you need to understand that you can't be with her. Not because she's a bad person, but because a relationship that she isn't fully committed to is a shitty relationshipwhich does give me some glimmer of hope in my circumstance, but still.
It's hard to get over it. But if you don't move on, you'll never recover. You... *we* deserve better than to let ourselves suffer like this.
Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying there isn't a possibility for things to change, but don't wait around for them to happen. If you find someone else to be happy with and she's missing out, it's her loss, not yours, and it's much better than being miserable.
>>320030616
I know this feel I play Hon and I have a friend who is a rager
>used to be able to manipulate basically any bitch online into liking me (like 5 - 10 years ago)
>was never really sure how, seemed to just be an inherent skill
>now same inherent skill for manipulating people has morphed into keeping them the fuck away from me, online and in real life
>really good at that too;_;
>>320035940
>be slav
>playing on middle european server
>no banter
>no jokes
>everybody tryharding no matter what
>no matter what genre, as long as it's european servers
>that online friend who keeps asking you for your csgo skins
>>320035596
>implications
>>320035508
>>320036259
delusional
>>320036097
>implying I'm a traitorous heathen
>>320036274
>buying csgo skins
> so anon, what do you do for a living
>>320036356
If you're any monotheistic religion you're a Jew boy.
>Make friends on steam
>Turns out we're going to meet and fuck soon
Feels good man.
>>320035793
It's actually a very simple religion with no secrets
>>320036259
wow, turns out being a sociopath DOESN'T make people like you. who ever would've guessed?
>>320036234
>hey man how old are you?
>28
>shit grandpa why are you still playing games!? xd
>>320036265
>tfw first-generation american and my russian is too shitty to play with other slavs
>>320036259
epic
>that one person online who keeps asking to play games with him on a daily basis
>For 4 years straight
When should I tell him that I'm not going to play games with him?
>>320036116
oh yeah and she also had a cat that died of diabetes or something i don't fucking know
>>320029617
>mfw I sent an online friend DLC for a game he doesn't own for his birthday
>>320036413
> fucking your mom lmao
Works every time.
