>Side Special
Hops in Minecart like Wario's Bike
>Up Special
Throws Ender Pearl and teleports like Zelda
>Down Special
Buckets projectiles with iron bucket like Game and Watch
>Neutral Special
Shuffles through potions like Shulk's monado arts, and drinks the one you stop on, giving him that effect. Speed = swiftness, strength=smash, etc.
>Grab
Flicks fishing rod, like Link's hook chain
>Up Smash
Flails sword upwards like Link
>Side Smash
Swings Axe forward with one strike like Marth, Roy, Lucina
>Down Smash
Digs enemies in hole with shovel like villager
This could make him the ultimate character.
>>319373909
Is this the designated shitposting thread?
>>319374019
This is the designated, post yfw Steve is undoubtedly added to smash thread
>>319373909
Now that Cloud has open the floodgates, I'm warming up to the idea of Steve being playable. Just as long as Sakurai puts enough thought to make the concept charming rather than boring.
>>319374019
>knows Steve in Smash triggers /v/
>makes a literal clone character from various characters
someone post a rolling chart
>>319373909
Stop that.
>>319374565
>Implying having a character with a moveset combined of all the other characters great moves would be bad.
Imagine Captain Falcon with a counter, Villager Recovery, Little Mac KO meter, and Ryu combos
>has tons of tools and abilities
>pulls everything from other characters
You fucking idiot
You don't even have a single block-placing attack
Also, reminder that Steve has a gender alt.
>>319374019
TAKE
>>319374827
Very good point anon, I'll whip up a legitimate moveset just for you
>>319373909
Well, I guess he is "iconic" and Minecraft is on Wii U now. Shovel Knight would be MUCH better than him if it's for the indie scene though.
>>319374825
Why would I imagine such horrible things?
>>319375070
Minecraft isn't indie anymore.
And honestly Shovel Knight wouldn't be better. Especially in terms of relevancy and legacy. Not even Sonic beats Minecraft's ability to attract brats and autism.
>Kids shit pants over Autismcraft on Wii U
>They need another autism platform
>Parents are beta keks buy them
>Over price Autism craft fill it with over priced skins
>Steve Is announced for Smash 4
>Kids flip shit need that game
>Steve overpriced but they spam purchase
>Nintendo doesnt go under
>>319375301
The autism factor is what I meant by "better". Of course indie shit of any kind does't belong in Smash. Shovel Knight is just the most tolerable if it were to happen.
>STEVE MOVESET
He holds a stone pickaxe as his main weapon
>F-Smash
Axe swing, as you hold it, it cycles from wood, stone, gold, iron, diamond, and releases at diamond
>U-Smash
Sword Swipes, as you hold it it cycles from wood, stone, gold, iron, diamond, and releases at diamond
>D-Smash
Shovel Dig, as you hold it, it cycles from wood, stone, gold, iron, diamond, and releases at diamond
>Neutral Special
Fires bow
>U-Special
Throws Ender Pearl in direction of input, wherever it lands, he teleports
>S-Special
Throws splash potions of harming, poison, slowness, weakness, all do different amount of percentage damage
>D-Special
Drops ignited TNT
>Jab
Swings pickaxe in a chain combo
>F-Tilt
Flicks fishing rod, hook hurts opponents
>U-Tilt
Swings hoe over head
>D-Tilt
Dumps lava at opponents feet, doesn't stay there, just splashes out of bucket
>Grab
just reaches his blocky hand out and grips opponents
>Final Smash
Creative mode, you can fly around like sonic placing RNG blocks that damage opponents
That's all I feel like writing right now. I'm sure he'll have some cooler gimmick since Ryu has combos, and Cloud has limit breaks. Every newcomer has to live up to the previous one
>>319375826
I wouldn't go as far as to say there's a better or worse. As far as I'm concerned anything remotely "indie" is in the same boat. I wouldn't like Shovel Knight any more than I'd like Shantae or Meat Boy.
And I literally just said Minecraft isn't indie. Remember Microsoft owns it? Not that it would be any better it's still noteworthy to make that distinction.
>>319376105
I'd say the order of least to greates chance is
>Meat Boy
>Shovel Knight
>Steve
>Shantae
>>319375939
His gimmick will be autism
>>319376179
>implying any of them have a chance to begin with
If Shantae's getting in fucking Freddy Fazbear is too.
>>319373909
Stop giving Sakurai ideas to put in this garbage boring character. We need Banjo and Master Chief.
>>319376206
Nailed it.
>>319376206
Joke all you fucking want, he's getting in, it's inevitable.
>Waited until December to announce Minecraft's release, rather than in that direct after our news drought
>Special Smash Direct this month
>Biggest indie character literally EVER
>Microsoft Rep
>"Nintendo and Mojang are also collaborating on new content for Nintendo fans to be released at a future date. More details about this content will be released at a later time."
Just wait
>>319376367
>need
your autistic nostalgic ass needs to shut the fuck up and get a job.
>>319376367
>Implying CHILDREN the target audience of this game would buy Banjo, a literal who to them, over the autistic Minecraft Steve
TOP KEK
I will throw my Wii U away if this trash gets in.
>>319376367
>Master Chief
>>319376649
Capped
>>319373909
I'mok with this
>>319373909
Steve is a Nigger
Niggers don't get in Smash
So if I make a successful indie game, the main character could show up in Smash?
>>319377598
Possibly, who knows, it's never been done before, Steve will make history
>>319377395
Diddy Kong had no problems getting into Brawl.
I'd consider getting Minecraft for my Wii U
>>319378325
I've bought it on every other platform, and i'm getting it on Wii U aswell, so no, you good f a m
>>319373909
>Minecraft Steve
>a character
>>319378537
>Implying he's not iconic
>>319378451
mate why though I mean shit is the same game regardless of platform. Even on the PC the game is utter trash but it at least provides an hour or two of fun with all the mods. Either retarded or a child I hope its the latter.
>>319378630
He is, for some reason. But he's still shit.
Literally every other "character" from Minecraft is superior.
>>319378826
I have friends, and it is very fun to play with them on multiple platforms. It's a different experience on each
>that weird feel when an unfinished virtual lego game with programmer graphics became one of the most popular and sucessful video games of all time
Video games are weird
>>319378949
He's the flagship character of the game. I think more kids have this 'character' you think is unimportant, on their shirts nowadays than you see Mario.
>>319378630
Even then Steve isn't much of a character. Brats probably care more about the skins of their favorite Youtuber's like Yogscast's or whatever.
>>319379121
Kids have bad taste. Creeper is better than Steve. Creeper is a hissing exploding green penis monster. Steve is nothing.
>>319373909
What would you do if they put Alex in instead and Steve wasn't even an alternate costume?
I think that the impact would be a bit lost. If they had ended Smash direct with Steve and THEN presented Minecraft U I assure you the internet would erupt in flames - truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear - . But this, this would just elicit a lame, bored "ah, ok".
Admit it, you know it is fucking true
Minecraft Steve is more popular than Mario, Donkey Kong, and even Pikachu.
When people think video games they think of Minecraft now and the entire brand has overtaken pop culture by storm where it has left a huge footprint on it. It's been over 5 years and it isn't dying any time soon.
>>319379916
The future sucks
>>319380060
Why do Mario, Donkey Kong, or Pikachu deserve any more popularity than Steve? Because you grew up with them?
>implying minecraft isn't irrelevant now
>>319379916
I'm closing the thread now. By guess.
>>319376440
And when you're wrong like ALL of you have been, i'll continue to goldface and laugh at you faggots.
Havent been wrong yet, steve is NOT getting in. Neither is wolf. Soon you'll all know the truth. This last smash direct will be the one where people go, that anon shittalking us was right all along.
>>319373909
Is this the flavor of the month may may?
>>319380214
Because Mario, DK and Pikachu have all been in some of the most important video games ever made. DK has even been around since some of the earliest days of vidya.
Minecraft is a huge sucessful thing. But I don't personally believe that it's a very good video game. This is not an argument I care to have otherwise. Opinions.
>>319380575
>Minecraft officially released in 2011, 4 years ago
>Originally came out in 2009
>It's 2015
That's a pretty good flavor of the month title if I do say so my self
>>319379916
Of all things some block game
At least angry birds' popularity sort of makes sense as a cute cartoon. But the multi billion dollar minecraft empire is plain weird
>>319373909
Post yfw Steve is announced during the Smash Direct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXvws4pjvmk
>>319380620
>Because Mario, DK and Pikachu have all been in some of the most important video games ever made.
Not as important as Minecraft.
>Nintendo lobbies Microsoft for a character
>Nintendo chooses to go with Minecraft instead of BK
maximum cancer
>>319380575
Probably. Who was last month's? Daisy, Bandanna Dee, Shovel Knight, K. Rool, Shantae, and Krystal were all before this. It's probably Shantae now that I think about it.
>>319380683
He's talking about Minecraft in Smash retard.
How many units would be sold if Steve was in Smash?>Steve gets in Smash>Little Autists start whining "WHY IS SMASH NOT ON PC AND IPAD!?">Demand grows to the point where it is incredibly trendy to say that and the demand rivals that of Half Life 3
>>319380827
cool memes, friendo :^)
>>319373909
>yfw both Steve and Banjo get announced
>>319380860
>Relevant indie game character
>Dead bear from the 90's
Which honestly makes more fucking sense anon?
>>319380214
Because they were fucking games.
>>319381041
Of course it makes more sense.
That's why it sucks.
>>319381027
Nobody cares about Banjo other than 20-30-somethings with N64 nostalgia.
>>319381121
So, Nintendo's main market?
>>319381219
Their main market is children you dip
>>319381041
Banjo.
Go fuck yourself. Steve is not a character and I don't believe for a second that he's actually as popular as you seem to think he is. The game is. He's just the default character in a fucking first person building game. Nobody cares.
>>319381121
Which is probably the biggest demographic for Smash 4.
I'm convinced that Banjo got in the top 10 for the ballot. Every planet is aligned, Sakurai just gotta shoot.
>>319381263
That would be Minecraft m8
>>319381270
Do you see more kids (Nintendo's target audience) wearing more banjo kazooie apparel, or autistic Minecraft shirts?
>>319381263
No, that's their target audience. Which is probably one of the reasons why the WiiU underperformed as much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA_DioDvz9k
>Swedes
>>319381428
I FUCKING CRINGED
>>319381390
Protip: "Target audience" =/= actual demographic
Why would anyone play Minecraft with no mods?
>>319381219
Thats their actual market
Their intended market is children but they got autists instead.
>there are people on /v/ right now who still play and care about Minecraft when Terraria exists and is actually a good game
Why?
>>319373909
Yeah, this is going to happen. Remember when they showed off that Rayman trophy and everyone said it was inevitable and then he totally got in?
/v/ is always right
>>319381723
Idk, maybe because they're completely different games?
>>319381751
What kind of autists believe a trophy confirms a character? If anything, that DECONFIRMS a character
>>319381552
They'd be getting autistic children while getting rid of autistic manchildren if Minecraft was in Smash
Sounds like a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone
Thanks Minecraft for making Smash roster discussions even more autistic.
>>319382091
autistic children are fucking worthless, they barely deserve to fucking breathe.
>>319382175
You think it's autistic now, just wait until he's added
>>319382271
As opposed to autistic manchildren?
>>319382271
...said the autistic adult.
>>319382319
At least they can be productive. Minecraft isn't even a fucking goddamn game, Mario's a game, Sonic's a game, Halo is a game, Minecraft is a fucking lego computerized.
>>319379029
how is it different from platform to platform. can you explain how the exact same game is different when played on different consoles?
>>319382428
Honestly I'd rather see the weird and sometimes cool shit autists build in Minecraft than Sonic OC's on Deviantart. I don't think I've ever seen a genuinely good Sonic OC character.
>>319373909
eye sore sand box
>>319376545
Mega Man
>>319380764
>cant understand Minecraft's success
>"it's plain weird"
no its not. I was never good at legos but they were always fun no matter how long you played for.
im 22 and graduating university, live in a major US city, and go on dates with women and such, so no im not a babby nintendrone NEETcore newfriend
but minecraft is clearly fun faggot. the music is great, multiplayer is infinitely customizable and consistent worlds.
god fuck you. its a fucking game, not the antithesis to your life philosophy
>>319373909
Man shut up before I stick your dick in my mouth, Steve will not be in Smash
>>319373909
He's already in Smash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsaQ-VGed6g
>>319384482
Man, I could totally imagine little kids eating that shit up.
