PSX SHITSHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc29apGNFcQ
>>319046327
B L U N D E R
SONY WON
*ALSO ON PC
VITA IS BACK WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THEY GAVE UP ON IT?
>>319046327
lmao nintendo would get a sticky
Shinobido > onimusha.
Still no Kojima nwo/ps4 shirt reveal
>>319046327
First for mods are fags for no Sticky
>>319047975
PLEASE BUY OUR VITA
>>319046327
DARK SOULS IN JAPAN BY FROM WHEN?
SEGA SAVING SONY'S ASS
free stuff get 10x more claps then announcement
>>319048003
and VITA
NOTABLE PRESENTATIONS SO FAR
1. FF VII Remake
2. TBA
FIRST FOR ALSO ON PC
S-should I get Yakuza on Tuesday?
The rest of this shit doesn't matter, Yakuza 0 was announced.
>>319046327
WHY DID I BUY THIS THING
I fucking missed Yakuza. When are they coming out?
>>319046327
Post yfw it's indies and remasters
>le witcher XD
>le souls XD
It's literally Onimusha you underage fags.
>>319048081
Yes.
POST RARE PEPES
DID THEY ANNOUNCED SOMETHING NEW?
>post YFW
NEW ONIMUSHA
FINAL FANTASY VII GAMEPLAY
YAKUZA IN THE WEST
HOLY SHIT GOD HAND 2
>>319046327
>STEAM TRADING CARDS
>ON PLAYSTATION NOW
>>319048056
the what now ?
did i make a mistake buying a vita
DWARF FORTRESS?
>>319048072
You mean Yakuza.
>>319048025
Yfw Vita 3000 with standard SD card compatibility
fucking blunderstation 4
>>319048107
right NOW turn in your psn !
>>319048107
T U E S D A Y
U
E
S
D
A
Y
>>319046327
Consoles this gen really are fucked.
>those stock monster roars
>>319048129
No one here played video games when Onimusha was out, evidently.
>sports
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>Sports time
cool, time to take a shit and get a drink
>Indies from PC and remasters
Wow....this is truly #4theplayers
>still no new Patapon
;-;
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTSSSSSS
NERDS BTFO
did someone took a screenshot of a person wearing a Crash shirt? I missed the first 15 or so minutes and didn't see it
So, a Dwarf Fortress rip-off?
>you didnt buy a shitstation
>Holy shit are they actually porting Dorf Forts
>lolno generic hack and slash with US NERDS HUH art style
Fuck off
>baseball
just kek my shit up desu senpai
>SPORTS
>FF7
>YAKUZA
>ONIMUSHA FROM NINJA GAIDEN GUYS
SONY WON
Baseball has QTEs now?
CRASH REBOOT
METAL GEAR RISING 2
DEVIL MAY CRY 5
HOLY SHIT
SPORTS
time for a nap
HAHA time for sports
BLUE JAYS ARE THE FACE OF BASEBALL NOW
FUCKING NORMIEBALL
Looks so unappealing to look at.
Jesus who LET them design it like that?
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>sports
Fuck the Royals
BASEDBALL
>>319048378
M8 it's a pee break. Start whizzing.
WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
When is this over?
vita btfo lmao
>>319048356
Then why are you all faggots so nostalgic about 6th gen garbage, mostly Gamecube stuff?
Yay sports
brb
>>319048397
But playable.
>>319048303
>>319048320
WHAT!?
TUESDAY IS A GOOD DAY. I knew I shouldn't have bought four fucking games this past week.
PLEASE SAVE US KOJIMA AND PERSONA 5
>I stayed up for this shit
why do I even bother. Every time Sony disappoints.
> wooooooo
....
>This conference when you don't give a fuck about Yakuza or Uncharted
Kill me.
>>319048518
some sports games are goat
baseball games are fun
>>319048580
Happiness.
>>319048580
a gf please
>>319048392
It's literally a Sony CEO wearing a Crash shirt. Why do you need a screenshot of that?
GUN ZAP
This is even worse than last year
>Boreball
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>clash of clans knock off
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PLAYSTATION WOOXPERIENCE
Sony conf so far:
>nintendo treehouse
>steam trading cards
>phil spencer attire
>dudebro fat fuck
>soccermom
>oni on drugs
>woo
IT'S HAPPENING
>mfw the A's will never have money to win a chip
>>319048627
DO YOU NOT LIKE ONIMUSHA
OR FF7
>>319048624
That approached Peggle 2 levels of suffering.
>more indie shit
>>319048580
good ps4 games
oh wait
>>319048534
:) #kisstheringbitch
>very accessible
>incredibly deep
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS, SALESMAN.
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
MOBILE GAMES
>MOBILE GAMES
this guns up shit has microtransactions written all over it
>>319048580
Give me Ace Combat 7 you fat fuck.
Great more iOS shovelware.
>>319048660
damn
should i get hype
>>319048580
Spyro just the way I want it
where's ace combat at sony god fucking damnit
>>319048694
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>319048493
HEY I SAW A BLUE JAYS GAME ONCE SO I FEEL A LOYALTY TO THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE SHIT.
>PS4 CLASH OF CLANS
>>319048580
This conference to be good
>>319048627
>not giving a fuck about Yakuza
Get playing, anon.
I missed the part about free games, what do we get?
LITERALLY MOBILE PHONE GAMES ON PS4
>>319048689
what, there were trading cards? what is the name they gave it?
>Tower Defense that looks like fun
neat
but
>free2play
means pay2win, right?
wow, even with y5/0 this is a shitshow
where's ace combat 7
>>319048627
>don't give a fuck about Yakuza
>Kill me
Maybe you should do that yourself.
Are they seriously showcasing a fucking f2p mobile port right now?
Looks kind of fun.
SONY WHAT THE FUCK JUST MAKE THE GAMES WE WANT PLEASE JUST MAKE THE GAMES WE WANT
>Hamburger flag
>>319048694
>For every 'and Vita' the stock price drops another ten cents
>>319048081
Nigga you should get it now with the preorder sale
> free to play
> free dlc
holy shit la
Freemium facebook game
>JUST
>people surprised a Sony conference is shit
really
FPS DROPS IN A FUCKING MOBILE GAME
>PS4
WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
>WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
>WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
>WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
>WHERE IS ACE COMBAT
>>319046327
I haven't seen that much indie shit even when I went to the designated street
SJW MELTDOWN IMMINENT
TRIGGERED
God, please stop with this indie shit.
>>319048727
Onimusha was clunky and outdated the second DMC released. I doubt it plays any better today.
>>319048909
fuck off la
![stdin_snapshot_01.02.46_[2015.12.05_11.05.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ag8COdd.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.02.46 [2015.12.05 11.05.41]")
T R I G G E R E D
>hUUngry
Fuck yes FAT PRINCESS
Get back to Witcher Souls Gaiden pls.
M O B I L E G A M E S
O N Y O U R P S 4
F O R
T H E
P L A Y E R S
>fat princess
>hungry
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MISOGYNISTIC FAT SHAMING ABLEIST CIS SCUM WHITE FUCK.
FUCK OFF
So the only good thing so far has been FF7 Remake gameplay and Yakuza?
>>319048937
Can't wait for the Indie bubble to burst, the tears will be wonderful
>see what I did there?
hahahah...ha
FAT SHAMING
FAT ACCEPTANCE PRINCESS
man, what the fuck is fat princess
>>319048862
>>319048627
I hate faggy weeb shit, but even yakuza got me a little hype. Too bad i'm not buying a ps4 until kingdom hearts comes out
So basically it's Steam with paid online.
I get it.
Fucking kill me
>>319049004
Not you, apparently.
*o fortuna starts playing*
>>319049042
Onimusha you fucklord
Fat Princess was awesome but the playerbase made it really hard to enjoy.
I'd like to play with Fat Princess fun bits if you know what I mean. ;)
>>319048980
I bet you think old Resi games became outdated the second RE4 came out.
Wow I didn't realize they still made PS2 games.
QUICK HORRORSCENE
POST MORE PHIL
TRIGGERED
its 2015.. i thought we were beyond fat shaming sexist trash... UGH..
Can we all agree this show is much better than the VGA show?
>>319049004
shave yer balls senpai
Whoever laid out this conference should be shot, drug out into the street, and shot again.
I wonder if that fat ass who complained about Fat Princess is still alive. Last I checked she had a condition from being so fucking fat.
>2fps
Can't wait for the rule34 on fat princess.
>Split screen is back
>VITA is back
>Nioh
>Yakuza
>KoF
>FF7
>So many great games
HOLY SHIT AM I IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW
WHO THE FUCK IS EXCITED FOR THESE GAMES?
HOW IS THERE STILL SUCH A THING AS A FUCKING DEMOGRAPHIC FOR SHITTY QUIRKY INDIE GARBAGE
YESSSSSSSSS
WOOOOO
YESSSS
>this guy
kek
>>319049161
No, it's actually worse.
>>319049161
No, because Splatoon was at the VGAs
why couldn't they just make fat princess 2?
that game was fun shit.
>>319049113
Better than * Requirem for a Dream starts playing *
They're catering to my Fetish
Thank you Sony
WHERE'S KNACK 2
>even more dlc faggotry
Who the fuck claps at their own announcement
THICK princess
I WANT TO FUCK THE FAT PRINCESS
>Ratchet and Clank
Finally a fucking interesting video game. It only took 70 minutes.
>>319049156
I browse /fit/ just for Fat Hate threads.
>that nigger freaking out when R&C came on the screen
kek
>YES
>YES
>YES
>>319049213
>being this new
>>319049148
>rscottyg completely ass blasted and crying
>>319049231
>VITA is back
Because they ported a bunch of indie games?
>So many great games
Where
![stdin_snapshot_01.04.46_[2015.12.05_11.07.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uKA00yd.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.04.46 [2015.12.05 11.07.41]")
WE RATCHET NAO
This guy's a bro
>>319048987
They made her design more respectable. She looks like a Steven Universe character.
>>319049161
bretty gud senpai
These NeoFaggers in the crowd are obnoxious. Shut the fuck up you corporate drones.
>>319049213
there is already a tuckload
the franchise started on PS3 iirc
What was announced for Vita?
FURRY
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>MOVIE TIE IN GAMES
>>319049236
how are there still autists that don't understand they will leave major releases for the end?
>>319049301
I want HIGH TEST PRINCESS
Ratchet and Clank?
Shit man I forgot about this franchise. Liked the first one and some other PS2 one I forget which I played.
Which ones should I get? I feel like playing a new one.
MORE LIKE RATSHIT AND STANK RITE GUYS
#xboxwon
![[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 04 [25B058CA].mkv_snapshot_04.57_[2015.08.18_21.56.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0EgJD2h.jpg "[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX - 04 [25B058CA].mkv snapshot 04.57 [2015.08.18 21.56.13]")
Who /a/ here?
>>319049298
same people who clap at their own birthdays
Houston?
C'mon, bring on the Rat shit
> Furry
POST LEWD
>MOVIE
LOL
>>319049378
someone who played the first game at age 12 is 23 now
>talk about movie
>slumbering sonyggers wake up and cheer violently
You can't make this shit up.
>nobody wants family friendly games anymore
But you're right. Look how Nintendo is doing.
>>319049329
everywhere you pleb, find a genre you like and bam theres a PS4 game for it
>>319049403
Indie ports.
![stdin_snapshot_01.05.48_[2015.12.05_11.08.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MVxAqdq.jpg "stdin snapshot 01.05.48 [2015.12.05 11.08.43]")
>they cheer for the movie and not the game
>>319049448
Symphogear is SHIT.
>>319049403
Everything
tfw no jak and daxter
REHASH AND STANK
>>319049448
get out
Where are all the AAA titles sonybros?
>Furry
WHERE'S MY SUNSET OVERDRIVE PORT
>>319049441
2 and 3 are the best.
>>319049448
Fuck off back to your shithole fag
>cheering the movie and not the game
lmaoooooooooooooo
>more pre-rendered trailers
Amazing conference.
>>319049403
>some shit you don't care about FOR THE VITA!
this guy looks like ratchet himself...
>>319049530
I feel you bro. I loved Jak but never got into Rachet and Clank
>exclusive
There's that word again.
>>319049558
of all the things in the world you want that piece of shit?
>>319049441
The PS2 trilogy is pretty much golden. Crack in Time is great, but if you have the time you should play Tools of Destruction before it.
>>319049543
FF7, Yakuza0, Onimusha and Uncharted were shown so far. This isn't E3, shouldn't expect much more
>it's footage of the movie and not the game
COME ON
So does this play like Banjo Kazooie?
>>319049605
It's his fursona.
>>319049585
Because it's literally a movie.
Not even kidding.
>actual sold out seats on PSX
>probably 3x as many people there
How did Geoff fuck up so hard?
Man, Fuck the movie, show the game.
The movie looks so fucking shit
holy fuck
>>319049448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>319049565
>>319049667
Is there like a PS3 collection of them?
>>319049705
That boat is missing a penis.
>furry shit
lmaoing right now desu
>>319049672
they hyped this shit up as e3 in december, i expectgreatness
>I'll just call you Clank
THE FUCK. THATS NOT WHERE THE NAME CAME FROM!
I'M THE ACE STAR PLAYER OF THE ZANARKAND APES!
>Shitshow
>FF7 remake
>Yakuza 5 release date
>Yakuza 0
>Nioh
>Ratchet & Clank
OH SHIT
GAMPLAY
THANK YOU GOD
>Character looking into the night sky
>"I'll never be ____"
>Cut to something falling out the sky to a nearby location
Any highlights yet, or is everything shit?
>>319049768
There's a remaster of the PS3 trilogy. it's a little glitchy but overall the best way to play the games.
The real show is starting now. Sony won't let us down bros.
Also that R&C trailer gave me feels
>>319049705
>>319049821
DROPPED.
is this a remake im not really listening
This isn't how this level happened
>>319049821
>caring about Ratchet & Clank lore
>>319049768
There's a remastered PS2 trilogy and there's Tools of Destruction and Clank in Time.
>>319048404
>dorf fort on console
Why the fuck would you ever think this could happen?
BOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>319049851
>a movie game
>not a shitshow
SO MUCH FUCKING TALKING GOD DAMN
>up and down
>you're a natural
that's why my dad used to tell meI'm a girl, so it's not gay
SONIC BOOM FEELINGS!
Just sayin'....
>>319049913
More vore pls
>>319049868
>There's a remaster of the PS2 trilogy on PS3
That's what I meant
Is anyone still playing this shit
>>319049672
>Onimusha
>Implying
Nioh has been in development hell for 10 years. Koei Tecmo have NEVER made a game as good as Onimusha.
Why does this game always look so linear? Were the original games like that? I've never played a R&C game.
>>319049448
/a/ is prohibited from coming here, go home
>>319049896
It's supposed to be.
At least they got groov-a-tron right
>>319049236
You're absolutely right. Well done, Allen
>>319049507
they thought it was Metal Gear
>>319049861
*Also on PC
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Omg a Minecraft gun?!
>>319049761
>Filthy Frank
Embarrassing. Please get out.
>>319050008
They were always linear, this just seems a hell of a lot more scripted.
Check it out, you can probably get the original trilogy for PS3 cheaply.
kof trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOmx9Okbqs
>>319050002
>Ninja Gaiden not as good as Onimusha
Are you a gay
>dem frame drops
Now that's a real PS4 experience.
>>319050008
yea
>>319050008
depends on the stage
Just got here
What I miss?
>>319050131
but they get it 30 days earlier
I can see why I was never interested in Ratchet and Wank
>nonstop talking during gameplay
I hate this shit why can't they just save it for the cut scenes or something
>>319049861
Yakuza
>>319050172
FUCKING NOTHING.
>>319050035
MORE
>>319050008
Well it's in the beginning of the game
>>319050125
Konnichiwa Senpai, Please notice me,
I watch Asian cartoons, I’m a weeaboo,
I live in my mom’s house. I’m like thirty two,
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I’m a weeaboo,
Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
But I will always be one step ahead of you,
‘Cause I read the manga,
(You’re such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro)
I haven’t showered in like sixteen weeks,
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me,
‘Cause all’O’sudden, I think I’m Japanese
Yes I’m a weeaboo
Yes I’m a weeaboo
Yes I’m a weeaboo
Yes I’m a weeaboo
what are the chances of my Senrans getting a fixed date of release?
>>319050172
MGSV Chapter 3
i am bored
>sony confirmed pixar
>>319050172
>FF7 remake gameplay, crossdressing, and Tifa fat titties
>Yakuza 5 out in a few days
>Yakuza 0
>Nioh (new Onimusha)
>>319049448
Hurr.
This ratchet things dragging on a bit
>>319050227
Thought so
>that lonely "yeah"
>>319050172
MGSV chapter 3
>>319049861
Actually saying "Tim Schaffer Shitshow" on stage after shooing him away before he could shill his kickstarter
>>319050172
Yakuza
FF7 remake footage
Dark Souls: Samurai edition
Thats it
Why is Ratchet the farmboy killing soldiers by the dozens before he even makes it to his garage?
Isn't he supposed to be just a normal guy?
>>319050253
Too soon, it still hurts
>>319050204
You missed out on my absolute favorite franchise on the entire PS2's library
>the game based on the movie
yay
>You guys like the Groovitron right?
>Y-You still like it, right??
>>319048592
>mfw wasted $60 on sao lost song 2 days ago
God damnit
Kinda fucked up if all the cutscenes are from the movie. Still cool that there will be an actually good game for children this generation.
>>319050252
Absolute zero.
It's scheduled for 2016 and Xseed doesn't give release dates more than a month ahead of time.
boring
New r&c looks kawaii as fuck. Worth getting a ps4 for?
HERE IT COMES THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>>319050209
To build up story and character development.
>>319049861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhkm_CujrnU
Looks comfy
>about 20 furry shit movies coming out in 2016
this shit will crush and burn
>>319050252
0.00001%Ikaruga best girl
>>319050282
>Armpits
what the fuck is that shirt
>>319050172
Literally nothing, this is the most boring conference I've seen in years.
i love ratchet and clank
...
i LOVE ratchet and clank g-guys
>VR
Time for a piss & snack break.
i love ratchet and clank...
I love Ratchet and Clank!
I love Ratchet and Clank
>>319050348
Hurts like a phantomendingright?
SPAGHETTI DROP
LETH GET THITH THTARTED
>that booing
>>319050209
Because it's a game.
>Clapping for a movie
>I love Ratchet & Clank.
...
>I LOVE Ratchet & Clank.
"Woo!"
>i l-love ratchet and clank
>...
>i love ratchet and clank
smooth
spaghetti
>Magic Lab
>Dr.
>>319050408
Not like it is a month till 2016 or anything, yes?
HE'S CHOKING UP
PLAYSTATION MOVE YES
He's a bit nervous
>I LOVE ratchet and clank
>>319050425
Hell no. Ratchet isn't even a good platformer.
So.... em.... you guys want to buy some virtual?
How long is the keynote?
I missed the first 30 minutes surprised FF7r was shown so soon.
Wonder what they will end it on.
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>319050252
Story behind this picture?
>>319050552>>319050564
>>319050642
>i love rachet and clunks
>i love rachet and clunks
>>319050564
BAKA!
>>319050552
Ratchet is pure. Fuck off furfag.
>>319050480
my dick can't handle this shit
how badly is this VR demo going to fail?
place bets now.
>>319050601
He loves Ratchet & Clank WOO!
OH great, more VR crap
true 10 fps
nigga cant stop shacking
ARE THEY BRINGING PS MOVE BACK?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>VR shit
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
OH LOOK
TWO PLAYSTATION MOVES
WHERE THE WAIFUS AT
this shit is dead
>>319049861
You've got a new pre-alpha bullshit FFVII trailer.
You've we want the Dark Souls audience by Team Ninja.
And there's Yakuza Zero, a game for PS3 now on PS4 for the West.
>>319050601
>>319050604
made me lol out loud :D
NO ONE WAS TALKING ABOUT JOUST
PARKINSONS CONFIRMED
>lip smaking
>>319050425
With something else perhaps. Maybe it'll tip the scales but not by itself.
PARKINSON'S DISEASE SIMULATOR ONLY ON MORPHEUS VR
>>319050692
it's already falling apart
this is fucking horrible
>>319050692
Crowds already deathly silent
ROCKCOCK PLEASE
>>319050651
They will end it on Ace Combat 7
>Lost his hands
VR ALREADY FAILED.
Oh boy we've reached critical levels of shitshow
I won't take too much advantage of you
>no Jak
>no Crash
>no Spyro
What the fuck happened to this company?
>PEW PEW
Nice
>ehhh... eheheh.... eeehhhhh....
Why did I buy a PS4?
My sides
guys has vr completely crashed and burned yet
>mods are deleting posts, but aren't making a sticky
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>PLAYSTATION MOVE
PLAYSTATION MOVE
>>319050692
>bugged out and lost his hands at the very beginning
>>319050665
Ryona is being a dirt whore so Ryobi punishes her
oh great, another "interactive" gimmick that's only going to be used for shit minigames collections
So... this is the power of VR.
wow
WHAT A SHITSHOW
This isn't what I wanted at all.
RICOCHET 2!
>HIT MY DEFENSELESS BODY
>VR Demo
This is incredibly homoerotic.
looks like gay porno
This is like that fucking Magic Book bullshit they did a year or two ago.
>Watching these autists giggle while playing some boring ass VR shit
>>319050692
>need move controllers for it
It's already dead
I wish they would have learned the game before showing it off, this is like watching too amputees trying to box
Is this gay porn?
What the fuck is this guy's deal?
>I've got a disk in my hand haha
>ooh what am I gonna do with that hehe
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>319050876
money
This is genuinely homosexual. I feel like I'm seeing two guys out on a date.
>2 weeks to prepare this piece of shit
>Nghrgn, i have a disc in my hand
>M-maybe i shoudl throw it over here
>yeah?
>yeah hehrhrhrhr
FUCK
VR
This is literally just the Wii with a pair of goggles.
It is jittery and unclear
HAHA GUYS COME ON JUST IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE
HAHA GUYS WERE TOTALLY HAVING FUN
OHHH SO CLOSSSEEE
HAHAHA WERE HAVING FUN
HAHA OH MAN
YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW FUTURE OF GAMING LOOKS LIKE?
WELL BAM, THERE IT IS
>>319050876
Jak self destructed with its first sequel.
Crash hasn't been good since the Naughty Dog contract expired.
And Spyro hasn't been good since it was ditched for Ratchet.
>>319050692
>hes got no hands
its already a blunder
What the fuck
Kinect 2
Why can't they get non-autistic people to present?
What's with that one guy who keeps shouting shit in the audience?
>WATCH THE DISC!
>>319050876
>Spyro
>wanting a gay purple dragon
Motion control is still a thing? I thought it finalle died. Get this shit out of here.
RICOCHET 2 IS PS4 EXCLUSIVE, FUCKING VALVE BETRAYED US HOW DOES SONY KEEP WINNING
>VR DEMO
>GET A TASTE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE
are we back in the 90's now?
IT DOESNT EVEN FUCKING WORK
WHERE IS TODD WHEN YOU NEED HIM
>10 fps broken demo
>no textures
With VR, I can finally be Michael J. Fox.
>Playstation VR + Playstation Move
Yep, it's dead.
>Taste of what playstation VR is all about
What absolute shit?
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
>>319050876
they realised who their actual playerbase is and matched their software offer accordingly
OH FUCK REZ
Who best girl here?
This was so fucking gay I want to suck dick now.
>vr REZ
OKAY
ALRIGHT
YOU GOT ME
OKAY
THAT'S FUCKING COOL
![stdin_snapshot_02.23_[2015.12.05_11.20.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xchdsqb.jpg "stdin snapshot 02.23 [2015.12.05 11.20.25]")
DOES REZ COME WITH THE VIBRATOR?
I DON'T USUALLY KNOW WHAT I'M WATCHING, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THIS
SO TO BE CLEAR
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
WHAT THE FUCK
WEW
>>319051202
word
Jesus Christ help me I can't stop laughing
Rave confirmed
MAKE IT STOP
Rez is shit
There, I've said it. It's just random sounds.
1080PEE60FPS CANT EVEN FILL IN POLYGONS
>>319050625
'A month' is the best case scenario. Usually it's 2-3 weeks. Sometimes it's less than 1. They're insane.
>Daft Punk plays a videogame
Whoa... so this is the power of VR gaming
>>319051189
die
>Rez
and the vibrator mod?
>Taste of what Playstation VR is all about
A massive piece of shit that will fail harder than the uDraw tablet?
SOOOOOOO..... THI*S\
... IST HEPOWERR?
Wow a remake who would have guessed?
>>319051189
Reporting in!
Holy shit that VR demo brought back memories of bad E3 demos from 2010
>>319050957
I would pay to switch places with that guy
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>REZ in VR
>Not first person
ONE FUCKING JOB
This is embarrassing.
>>319051235
NO ONE KNOWS
this demo put oculus stock trading into turbospeed
>that cacophony
Christ my ears
Oh boy this is looking worse than Kinect.
REZ is fucking cool.
THE FUTURE IS HERE IT'S THE 80's ALL OVER AGAIN
what the FUCK is going on
>That fucking demo player with glowsticks glued on him with heavy bass music playing in the background
please stop
Jesus the "music" in Rez is so bad it hurts. It's just random shit.
>people still jerking off over rez
ahahaha what the fuck is this shit?
are they serious?
are they fucking serious with this 90's apple ad ass fucking shit?
holy shit
Fuck
Time to buy this shit.
ITS STILL GOING
What the absolute fuck is this shit.
my sides
BUT DOES IT COME WITH A VIBRATOR?
FOR HOW LONG
That's rad as fuck. Too bad it's on PS4.
I'M SORRY MOTTHER|!!!!!! IM SORRY!!!!! IM A SINNER!!!!!! MOOOOOTTTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Any VR demo is gonna look like shit because you actually need the gear to experience it properly
>you were born mobile
Feels bad tbqh
>>319051189
Signing in
>Rez
My ears are bleeding what the fuck
Hahaha holy shit, what the fuck is this?
>>319051470
>literally fucking the air
I love Ratchet and Clank, guys
Is everyone at sony high or something?
>>319051407
I'm sure Sony knew it had potential to flop and calculated that risk in their spending and didn't just blow a ton of money on this.
R-right?
This shit is pretty lame.
>asshat kizzlebash
I would actually play this rez demo
its all about reaction time, which none of you nerds have
Yeah... Let's just stick to movie games when it comes to vr.
>>319051520
spot the shill
fuck yeah REZ
>Vibrating
THEY KNOW
>yfw Rez comes with a dildo
>you almost fell for the VR meme
Thanks Sony.
You made me dodge a bullet.
assad twizzle bash
>FULLY VIBRATING
the fuck was that shit
HULK SMASH
>BOYES
>Assad Kizzlebash
Fucking Star Wars tier name
>REZ
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>in VR
o-oh
I can still play this normally right?
>they will never not laugh when someone swears
>Boyes
WORST CONF IN YEARS
KONAMI REPLANNING THEIR OWN KEYNOTES RIGHT NOW
>bashing a minority
That's why I like Sony.
YEAH CRAZY SHIT GUYS
FULLY VIBRATING
LEL
I better get that rad suit if I buy the Sony VR headset.
>bigmouthful
this is a kids show boyes
AND THIS YEAR PAUL?
>>319051690
>Sony's VR
>VR
God damn that cringe worthy forced comedic dialogue.
Shitty looking Playstation VR
this is legit embarassing
Oh we are still on VR.
He's gonna shoot up the place
>>319051753
He had a controller.
Those fake fucking cheers. Nobody cares about VR.
>come on shills clap what do you think we're paying you for
>>319051690
Yeah, thank god I was turned off now before I ended up buying one.
Better to invest in Track IR instead
STOP
>7 people
>Whose ready for VR ALALALALLALALA *blows up hall*
I hope they show more of the dangan ronpa VR
>mfw my name is when you forgot you pressed "t" in a videogame
BOYES IS GONNA SLAM THE HITS
BOYES IS THE MAN
FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME IN MY PUCKERED ASSHOLE, BOYES
I guess it's just VR shit now.
>Come on, 7 people?
>We paid 300 you fuckers!
>>319051753
Rez HD came out on Xbox 360
VR shit
>WOOOO
Video Games
>Silence
TOP KEK
DUDE VIDEO GAMES LMAO
Will they show DoA:X for VR?
>they have to be told to clap for video games
sony fans
>videogames
>>319051827
TSF is pure!
>7 people for videogames?
>C'MON PEOPLE, VIDEO GAMES!!
>>319051827
E-EXCUSE YOU!!!
>>319051827
Syl is much too pure for that.
Sony is actually killing the VR movement before its even begun.
What an awful company.
COME ON GUYS VIDEO GAMES!!!
I'll take VR seriously when its not shitty flash games.
I still can't get over the fact it's pronounced OOObisoft
WHAT ABOUT THE ONLY VR GAME THAT MATTERS?
Ew, ubisoft is so shit
>>319051956
He literally had to cue the paid audience
This conference is making me think I outgrew videogames. This shit is gay as fuck.
BECOME THE BALD EAGLE
BECOME AMERICA
>VR
I wish VR wasn't a thing
>>319051954
if she was pure, then she would have a name of "TSF"
sony VR is the way to go guys
i cant wait to read the raving reviews in the blogsphere
you have to experience it to believe it *tm
BIRD SIMULATOR
IT'S LIKE IM A EAGLE
And I thought that Nintendo was shit.
My fucking god.
Assassin creed baguettes and no FPS: bird edition.
>>319052053
PROBLEMATIC
I think this is the music from Assassin's Creed 2
>YOU CAN BECOME THE EAGLE
nahh nigga, nah
>>319052053
kiss it goodbye senpai, not in the west
>>319052031
I'll take the PS4 seriously when it's not just shitty flash games and Rez.
>>319051935
Americans will clap for everything m8
Eagle Flight XD
>>319052053
JAPANESE DOMESTIC MARKET ONLY!
What the fuck?
>>319046327
>A game where you play as the eagles that hang around the synchonization points in AssCreed
>literally Bird Simulator 2016
>EXCLUSIVE REVEAL
>beautiful
>>319052104
i would honestly play this if i can cut through clouds and stuff
>bird simulator
>>319052126
Your the Eagle from Assassins Creed
I'M A BIRD
>>319051956
Well Sony shills don't like video games so I guess that explains it.
>Press X to Caw
FLY LIKE AN EAGLE
TO THE SEA
FLY LIKE AN EAGLE LET MY SPIRIT CARRY ME
seriously thats a fucking game?
YES ZOMBIE GAME FINALLY NO ONES DONE THAT BEFORE
>literal birb simulator
WE WANT THE FURRY FANBASE
so its confirmed VR is just going to be kinect tier shit
WHAT THE FUCK IS WHIT THIS SILLY CRINGY INDIE STUFF?
RIP PS VR
IS THIS AN OUYA GAME?
LEL PHYSICS SO WACKY XD
It's that bear driving game.
>Goat sim is now a genre
Fuck me
THIS IS THE POWER
These fucking PS1 graphics is this the power of the PS4? Does Greatness Awaits anymore?
>game for the pewdiepie audience
ONLY ONE CLAP
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
LMAO THIS IS SO RETARDED BUT FUNNY
>>319051365
nah, rez is 3rd person because your body upgrades from low rez poly to that shiney skinsuit
>Physics meme game youtuber streamer bait
>Can't help but do the pull out to always online even in a shitty endless runner
Jesus Christ Ubisoft
>We want the OUYA audience
WHAT IS THIS
>ps1 graphics
VR NEVER EVER
>>319052383
yeah but this one stands out because its a quirky indie zombie game
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
HOW???
>>319052387
No its worse because you have to buy at least 5 peripherals.
As a sony fan. Even I will say. That was pretty MEHHHH
>WE NEED AN EXCUSE TO RUN OVER KIDS IN A CAR
>FUCKIN JUST MAKE THEM ZOMBIES OR SOME SHIT
>>319052053
Thats a pretty small condom.
>these graphics for zombie taxi shit
actually PS2 grade
>>319052460
[SPOILER]WOO[/spoiler]
I don't understand.
>>319052570
Nah, she's a big woman.
>Come home
>WORK AGAIN
Is this all a big joke?
job fucking simulator
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck, whats happening to videogames!?
this is satire
no longer a playstation fan. enough is enough.
I can pretend to work as I neet.
>job simulator
Jesus Christ, Sony can't even fill a 90+ conference with 5 minutes of interesting stuff.
VR INSIDE THE VR
So sony is just selling VR tech demos and not real games?
Golem looks cool.
its so you can be prepped for the real world after you sell your worthless ps4
holy shit VR has killed vidya
I'm sure you were
That erotic yeeaAAAAAHHhhhh lol
if they don't shut the fuck up about PSVR
guys, I'm going to say the most crazy thing right now
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF COMPANIES GAVE US GAMES WE WANTED INSTEAD OF THINGS LIKE WORK SIMULATOR
ROBOTS
GOLFING
ITS GETTING WORSESEND HELP
ROBOT GOLF! FUCK YES!
100' ROBOT GOLF
GG PS WINS
> evangelion golf robot
I fucking lost it at the 100 ft robot golf desu
MOTHER
FUCKING
ROBOT
GOLF
SONY WINS AGAIN
>>319053308
*Also on PC
Also it's shit
>implying EVA golf ain't the best shit
"exclusive"
thers that word again
>leave vr
thank you
Make it stop
Please make it stop-
Neon Genesis Evangolf
ACE FUCKING COMBAT
FROM PROJECT ACES
YES
FUCK YES
ACE COMBAT!!!
>EVERYTHING MUST BE A MEME OR THE FUCKING KIDS WONT BUY THIS SHITPIECE
Fucking Ace combat is VR im so sorry
DANGER ZONE
>another ace combat game
video games were a mistake
YES, DONT STOP IT, MAKE IT KEEP GOING
ARMOURED CORE WHENESDGFSFDASDFASDFasd
fas
df
>18 year old
>his mom said he could not come
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Embarrassing
18 and denied by mom? Good life.
>more Destiny crap
is this really unbelievably bad or am i just an asshole
>the city of quebec
Even P5 can't save it now.
Destiny is now a racing game
Now I might play it
so is ace combat only vr?
will it get a pc release?
>racing
>>319054143
there is in fact a city called quebec within the province of quebec
>>319054316
is atlus at the psx thing?
From the makers of fleshlight, this is chubby dick. VR game where you shove playstation move up yer bunghole.
>>319054478
Game has barely been announced an you're already port begging?
more like knob
>>319054559
i kn-know
>Shitty JRPG which only sold because of artstyle 2
Yeah, fuck no
>>319054797
i didnt see if it said what platforms its releasing on so i asked.
i dont remember asking if the nearest shitposter was around
Boy? King?
If he is a boy why does he look like a girl?
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?
"Hob will be making its console debut exclusive on PS4."
Careful wording there.
>anime shit
>>319055016
They said PS4 exclusive with VR compatibility.
>Epic Games
Okay, I'm interested.
>MOBA
Not anymore.
A fucking assfagot, what the fuck is this conference
