Adventure Thing, part 12
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Oh shit nigger, you're a Barbarian.
After copious amounts of grinding, you think you may be strong enough to kill the King who massacred your tribe.
What do you do?
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>318744925
flex
>>318744925
Go Fuck up the king, get some knight girls
>>318744925
A shit ton of loyalty quests pop up
>>318744925
How're you doing op
>>318744925
But did you grind your axe?
>>318745027
And so you head for the castle. A guard guards the door.
>>318745054
I'm fine, you?
>>318745176
OOGAH BOOGAH
WHERE DA IMPERIAL WIMMEN AT
>>318745176
Ask how he's doing
>>318745176
Stare at the guard until he pisses himself and runs away
>>318745176
Tell the gaurd it's nice to meet him but he is here to "Fuck up" his king
>>318745228
[the guard stares back at you]
>>318745353
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS
BITCH NIGGA?
>>318745353
Stare harder
>>318745176
Ignore him and just walk by like business as usual
>>318745353
Slap him
>>318745376
[the guard stares back harder in response]
>>318745353
Smother jam on his face
>>318745176
I'm doing good
I enjoy your threads
![bbc91143b055736c9b72ede71827dce9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j519U2b.jpg "bbc91143b055736c9b72ede71827dce9[1]")
Why is papyrus in this ms paint adventure?
>>318745469
STARING CONTEST
>>318745353
Paint his armour orange and fray, tell him to defeat the overseer Breenius in the next door country. Spout some bullshit about him being the One Freeguard to convince him.
>>318745469
stare thrice as hard
>>318745469
Punch his face
>>318745469
Stare even harder
>>318745469
Is this done in MS Paint?
>>318745469
You stare even harder but realize the guard was just sleeping with his eyes open
>>318745495
you mean skullomania
http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Skullomania
>>318745529
And you stared harder. And so did he.
>>318745639
Stare too hard.
>>318745469
make a sudden loud noise and hope he is weak hearted
>>318745639
all this staring awakened an ancient Beholder
>>318745639
It's cardboard cut out, Aparently yur intelligence didn't go up.
>>318745639
grab his balls
>>318745667"You blinked"
>>318745867
Stare way too hard
>>318745867
He passed his physics exam.
>>318745867
Tell him he has beautiful eyes.
>>318746164
Walk through the gate call for the king÷ it's go time
>>318746164
Storm the castle
>>318746164
Walk in. Take the cardboard guard with you as a party member.
>>318746164
Wear the guards head over your face as a mask to blend in
>>318746257
"Who the helll are you?! And what're you doing with Cardboard Carl?"
>>318746467
make love to Carl.
>>318746467
Throw Cardboard Carl at beefy guard
>>318746467
Punch his nuts in
>>318746467
Carl is with me now, and meet his friend karate chop Karl Heeyah!
>>318746467
Staring threesome
>>318746647
FOLLOW UP ATTACK
>>318746647
Have Hero Skeleton throw Cardboard Carl instead, see if that does anything
>>318746826
activate got finger and stab him with our fist
>>318746826
Have Gladiator do it this time, and have Lightning Wizard boost the force of the throw by zapping Carl with lightning
>>318746826
Have Cardboard Carl throw Cardboard Carl instead see if that does anything.
>>318746826
God punch him
>>318746889
Cardboard Carlflies back to his home planet
>>318746973
Jump up after him and throw him back down
>>318746973
punch beefy guard in the throat
>>318746973
Ask the guard politely for the directions to wherrever we're going.Where are we going?
>>318746973
Ok... punch the ground and make the knight fall into earth quake cracks
>>318746973
punch guard in the dick.
>>318747180
now quickly find the king
>>318747180
Break him...
>>318747180
Itjust werks. You defeated him. go on.
>>318747180
guard not actually a guard but a good guy
>>318747208
"Oh hey, wassup?"
>>318747496
Kill him
>>318747496
I HAVE FINISHED GRINDING
>>318747496
Impostor and heretic!
>>318747529
i concur initiate boss fight
>>318747496
flex your biceps to intimidate him
>>318747529
"Finished grinding have you? Very well, let's see if you can avenge the death of your tribe"
Final Boss Battle initiated
>>318747678
Open with Burning Finger
>>318747678
Berserker rage
>>318747678
Burning sun god finger explosion the king
>>318747678
STANDING HERE
>>318747678
scream at the top of your lungs as the king stares
>>318747728
"Weak"
>>318747879
Fly back and punch his shit using berserker rage
>>318747879
Barbarian Rage and try again
>>318747879
Accuse him of hax
>>318747879
call upon your dead barbarian ancestors to give you godly buffs
>>318747879
The king reveals that her absorbed a guy from the future, this fucker pulled a you!
>>318748240
PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT NIGGA
>>318748240
Just start punching the shit out of him like Kenshiro
>>318748240
Pillars and shit start crumbling from the impact, better watch your head
>>318748240>>318748017
Guess I was late on that last one
>>318748329
"Yeah, what he said."
>>318748510
Your punch shall pierce the heavens
>>318748510
It's time to use "That"
>>318748510
From a far off sound of the wind you here the word ... spin...
>>318748510
whats the rest of the party doing?
>>318748579
"Then enlighten me. What is "that"?"
>>318748815
The Ultra kick to the balls, the one that can penetrate any defence.
>>318748815
"That" is...the power of friendship!
>>318748889
>>318748815
Ooooooohhh shit
Take time to channel the power of ancestors
>>318748889
oh shit, bronnies are entering the battlefield and tackling the king >>318748815
>>318748889
"OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! What are you gonna do? Attack me with your dead friends?"
>>318749085
Get your companions to bite his ankles.
>>318749085
Wait what? My friends aren't dead they are rig-
>>318749085
Tell him you love him and propose.
>>318749085
Spit at his crown
>>318749085
cardboard carl comes back with more cardboard people
>>318749154
"here"
>>318749085
We all know that CIA doesnt allow you to bring friends
>>318749391
Scream and run away like a little pussy
>>318749391
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>318749391
FUCK!
Quickload.
>>318749391
Berserker Rage overdrive
>>318749391
MAXIMUM RAGE ENGAGED
>>318749391
Enter in super berserker mode and rip off the king mustache.
>>318749391
Reload the save before the battle
>>318749391
Bull charge him with your badass helmet
>>318749391
Absorb the spirit of your dead friends to increase your power
>>318749469
"Don't worry. Now it's your turn."
>>318749741
activate rage, a rage so powerful it boils our blood and lights us afire, savage deviljho style
>>318749741
All bets are off... unleash the ultimate barbarian technique "whirlwind", no reason to hold back any longer.
>>318749741
Use Mass Revive item on your friends
>>318749741
Hero Skeleton does something to live up to his name
>>318749741
Whip out nude pics of is wife!
>>318749741
Even more FUCK!
Why doesn't it quickload?
>>318749741
Enter Berserker mode and begin the fight
You've finished grinding.
>>318749741
White hot zerker rage activate
>>318749741
unleash super ultimate dick punch
>>318749741
The ghosts of your friends give you the last of their power to defeat the king
>>318749871
>Mass battle res
>activate lust
>burn
>>318749848
Unfortunately you used your last revive item in part 5 when you used it to revive the lightning wizard, who the king just killed. You have also neglected to buy anymore items or equips since then.
>>318750051
Strip naked.
>>318750051
Well then do as the king suggested and attack him with your dead friends
>>318750051
Harass the king then.
>>318750051
The King picks us up by our throat and slams us into the ground
>>318750051
Cry like a little bitch and hope someone saves you, you fucked up to 11
>>318750051
Return to basics just punch the King into the face
>>318750051
You quickly grab some naked pictures of the King's wife and threaten to spread them around if he doesn't resurrect your fallen friends.
>>318750051
rip the fabric of space and time again and banish the king to the endless void
>>318750051
DEAD FRIEND ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP BERSERKER RIDERRETREAT
>>318750051
RIDER KICK!
>>318750147
"Maybe this is a bad time to tell him I took his friends' souls and shoved them into a magic jar and threw it into the ocean. Eh, he won't notice" The King thought to himself
>>318750321
THE KING JUST ACTIVATED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BERZERK BUTTON
ACTIVATE: POWER OF REVENGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>318750321
TRIGGERED
>>318750321
While the king was busy thinking to himself, you already hightailed it outta there.
>>318750321
Confuse the king
>>318750321
Punch him in the face
>>318750321
The King roundhouse kicks us
>>318750386
>>318750342
Autistic zerker rage activate
>>318750321
SIDEQUEST!
Woo-hoo!
Go fetch the souls
>>318750321
ACTIVATE WARP SPASM
>>318750409
"Alright, listen to this....Knowledge is power! But ignorance is bliss. What's up with that?!" you said
>>318750601
Roll for bluff check
>>318750601
The King throws us through the castle roof
>>318750321
You suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably
>>318750601
King is slighted
>>318750601
The earth suddenly explodes.
>>318750649
"Huh, that does sound kinda weird"
>>318750887
The King jumps up after us and slams his fists down on us, causing us to slam into the ground with massive force
>>318750887
Continue this deeply philosophical debate as you fight
>>318750887
Go white hot zerker rage, and sun beam the king
>>318750887
WHITE
HOT
FURY
>>318750887
As you fall down, you give the king a punch with the force of a thousand suns!
>>318750887
Suddenly you're in an armory full of epic-level gear, looks like the king has been keeping it in a tower above the castle. grab the first thing and use it! even if it's enchanted panties!
>>318750948
"But I guess in a way they both makes sense. Knowledge is power but it didn't say power will make you happy. What do you think?"
>>318750887
ENGAGE SUPERGIGANIGGA9000 MODE
>>318751145
The King finishes with an elbow drop from 200ft up in the air
>>318751145
Too much philosophy for a barb, HULK SMASH!
>>318751145
You're the confused one now
>>318751145
"Pseudo-philosophy this" *grabs dick*
>>318751145
Hero Skeleton is playing cards with the kings guards to pass the time
>>318751145
Barbarian is confused, he hit himself in confusion!
>>318751145
Zerk out for Fuck sakes numbers!
>>318751235
"And there's also this: "Actions speak louder than words" but "The Pen is mightier than the sword". Kinda weird huh"
>>318751145
Be fucking invincible!
>>318751581
We're broken and bruised and all hope seems lost.
>>318751581
Break your own leg. He wouldn't hit an injured man
>>318751581
The king turns out to be the Rock, who looks suspiciously similar to Dwayne Johnson
>>318751581
To add insult to injury, the King finishes off with a wet willy, a purple nurple and an atomic wedgie. In that order.
>>318751581
*it was a barbaric hologram*
Then stab him with a pen
>>318751581
Beaten and bruised, Your 1hp mega attack buff sets in and you say something clever.
>>318751697
Which was weird because you don't even wear underwear. But the King found a way
>>318751983
All hope seems lost when suddenly Barbarian Dad appears in the horizon holding a jar of your dead friends souls
>>318751983
Fuck.
Let's pause this shit and see if we can find a walkthrough or something on any weak spots or on how to beat this fucker.
>>318751983
We're fucking dead, We've been proven a wimp and a weakling, Just fucking lay down and accept it.
>>318751983
use the power of plot and land a critical blow on the kings wife
>>318751983
Heart beat is heard barbarian is glowing
>>318751983
Meanwhile, inside a soul jar at the bottom of the ocean...
>>318752073
Well the message boards didn't help
>>318752237
The king is so disgusted by your performance, he offers to heal you so that maybe you can fight him properly this time. Or maybe he's just a sadist and wants to see you suffer more.
>>318752237
Maybe starting an off-topic thread with lewd images will help.
>>318752237
download some shady hacking program
>>318752237
Find a guide on unlocking your hidden power instead
>>318752237
Turn on music. Go full Metal Gear Rising.
>>318752237
Defeat seems iminant, white hot zerker rage awaken.
>>318752237
Better report that king account for harassment and move on to other trolls so you can activate your zerker rage
>>318752237
time2cheat
Can we focus on dodging and maybe the king will tire himself out or cause the building to collapse on him from the missed blows hitting walls and columns
>>318752306
"Goddamn you guys don't know how many Dark Gods are down there in the bottom of the ocean"
>>318752658
"Son, catch!"
Now we must beat The King in a race to get to the jar first
>>318752658
Free the soul into canon.
>>318752658
Also, while looking up a guide you realize that you've never allocated your stats from leveling up, open stat screen.
>>318752658
Tell king "Still,my dad is stronger than your dad!
And you gay as fuck: what's that talk about mighty penis?"
>>318752728
[super cool special effects sound]
>>318753067
But then, a shocking twist!
>>318753067
Blurry fight with king ensues
Button mash!
>>318753067
it does nothing
>>318753067
Teleport behind The King, whisper 'nothin' personnel' and suplex him
>>318753536
Put some more effort in it!
>>318753536
a small crack starts to form in the king left wrist
>>318753536
Get rekt
>>318753536
Continue suplexing
>>318753536
Start tickling the king I'm an effort to distract him
>>318753536
The king shows you how it's done
>>318753536
Now, while he's down. Drop a road roller on him
>>318753687
"Poor little savage"
>>318753909
White hot zerker rage
>>318753909
Start blocking his punches with your own punches (with a shocking twist)
(using electricity because of Lightning Wizard's soul that is)
>>318753909
Reveal he was actually punching an unexplained hat rack
>>318754018
"Oh, an element change."
>>318754256
The King is staring directly at your face! Use this opportunity to shill like you've never shilled before!
I'm new to this, what items do we got?captcha: Troutman
>>318754256But it didn't help
>>318754340
Balls of steel and loin cloth to cover them with
>>318754256
Tell him that this was your plan all along and reveal your stand
>>318754256
consume him
>>318754543
Zerker white hot rage
Gonna keep doing it till we fucking do it!
>>318754543
grab the king's crown and wear it
>>318754543
>you're about to hit a wall, use it to impulse yourself back in and through a fire punch
>>318754543
Alright nigga it's time to get fuckin' ANGRY
>>318754543
think about going fast and how it might help
>>318754543
start flinging every stone you can find so you can try and knock his crown down
''hey, as long as it works''
>>318754543
offer him a BJ and in return he'll let you win the fight
>>318754543
bluff by telling him the location of a legendary weapon that might make him unstoppable
>>318754543
keep charging your fire punch until the ozone layer is nearly obliterated, forcing the king to give up for the sake of the entire world.
>>318754629
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>318754980
ZA WARUDOLet's run away like a little bitch. We need to train more
>>318754980
do the ORA?
>>318754980
The king gets angry at your anger.
>>318754980
Do the same teleporting suplex move from before only time time with the power of RAGE
>>318755021
this
>>318754980
ROAD ROLLA DAWRRRRRRRYYYYY
>>318754980
PLOT TWIST
Robot Todd comes back and smashes you both for he was the main villian.
>>318754980
But the king transforms to reveal his true power level, what, you thought an elderly country leader was actually this strong by accident?
>>318755028
[Insert boisterous yelling of the same word over and over again here]
>>318755270
The king is unfazed. He mocks you.
>>318755270
Let's stop the fucking rollercoaster for a moment here because King want hit us with something elseshpiders
>>318755270
King starts taking hits!
>>318755270
SLAM DUNK
>>318755270
Summon your stand!
>>318755339
OH SHIT
>>318755342
this
PUT SOME DAMAGE ON THE FUCKER
>>318755468
Confuse the spider
>>318755468
Since we got new opponent roll for initiative.
>>318755468
cry
>>318755468
Sense of scale? It's pretty fucking huge actually. Also you're already in its web. No teacups and muffins this time.
>>318755468
>>318755469
Ignore the spider
>>318755468
Recruit spiders
>>318755526
"Okay so the more the merrier, but two's company and three's a crowd. What's up with that?" you said.
It has no effect as spiders have not mastered the human language, yet.
>>318755779
This was a clever distraction by the king.
>>318755779
spidergun
>>318755779
RIDE THE SPIDER
>>318755779
pet spider
cute spider
>>318755779
Show or sign to the spider that the king is a heretic.
Morality is found in all species.
>>318755779
Light something up, spiders hate smoke
>>318755779Suddenly Cardboard Carl gets back from his home planet with a group of his friends to help you for making him free cardboard cut out once again.
>>318755918
YOu killed an innocent defenseless spider with your ass.
You monster.
>>318756162
At least it confused the King.
>>318756162
say you're sorry, the king must be really sad now
pat king on head
>>318756162
The soul of the spider helps the king kick your ass
>>318756162
We killed the king spider.
We are now the king spider.
Use our new king powers to fight against the king.
King vs. King!
>>318756162
the king is devestated and slips into depression
>>318756162
Kill the king with your berserker ass
>>318756162
That was only babby spider
>>318756295
Was about to post same thing. That was the WRONG spider--! Uh oh.
>>318756162
"The beloved King's pet is DEAD!
The beloved King's pet is DEAD!" herald shouts to the whole kingdom
>>318756248
"How could you. She was so young, so innocent"
>>318756529
Throw spider's corpse at him to mentally break him.
>>318756529
Feel guilty and go live a secluded life in the woods
>>318756529
she?
>>318756529
Throw the ded spider to the king's face
>>318756529
Pack up spirder's soul into a bottle and ask Dad to haul the bottle to the bottom of the ocean.
>>318756529stuffet the muffet
>>318756529
Give him a hug a zerker hug
>>318756529
pat king on head
>>318756529
psyche! The king doesn't actually care at all and proceeds to pound your ass
>>318756749
God Punch the King in the face
>>318756749
aw shit
>>318756749
Mama spider is behind you.
>>318756749
The King unleashes his own Rage mode
>>318756749
the king now slips into depression and just lies on the floor crying
you're the new king
>>318756749
take advantage of the king's confusion and take his crown
>>318756749
he goes mad beyond human understanding
>>318756915
Stab it in it's eye(s).
>>318756915
Kill her with your ass too.
>>318756915
Get swarmed by Mama Spider's babies
>>318756915
DOMINATE HER AND FUCK HER
>>318756915
The complete assrape you then recieve from both the king and mama spider is too hardcore for even 4chan
>>318756915
HEY MAMA
>>318756915
Momma spider thanks you for getting rid of that little shit and agrees to give you something that helps you defeat the king
>>318756915
Stop time and throw knives into every eye
>>318756915
her second head is in front of you
>>318757154
You realise the spiders are only aggresive due to their enlarged madula oblongata.
Shrink that shit.
>>318757154
Eat your way out
>>318757154
Throw spiders at King.
>>318757154
[OBLIGATORY TERMINATOR 2 QUOTE]
>>318757154
become SPIDER VIKING!
>>318757154
"No!!!! those are the spiders that are extremely easy to kill and their venom gives you superhuman strength!! You've uncovered my secret strengthening techinique."
Said the King in despair.
Eat the spiders
>>318757196
Her third head is above you
>>318757154
You're now wrapped in a web
>>318757239
You start eating the spiders
>>318757446
And the web wrap is carried off to Prison Maze by the 3-headed Spider Mama
>>318757514
The crunchy and juicy texture of the spiders fills you with DETERMINATION.
>>318757514
Spit chewed spiders in King's face.
>>318757514
Don't stop
>>318757514
Each spider gives you lots of EXP, allowing you to level up multiple times
>>318757514
You receive food poisoning and proceed to vomit all over the place
>>318757514
The king thinks/knows you're mentally unstable and decides to pick a date at which you can come back. Clearly someone eating spiders is not ready or worthy for a fight.
>>318757514
After eating all the spiders throw them up to the king's face
>>318757514
The spiders are radioactive and eating them gives you superpowers
Now you are spider-viking
>>318757629
"Yes...You are clearly unfit to continue this battle"
>>318757895
Leave, do more timeskip training, go back in time and give your younger self your power again, to become STRONGER.
>>318757895
OKAIRI!!
>>318757895
Into the DUNGEON it goes
>>318757895
DON'T TAKE ME OUT COACH I CAN STILL PLAY
>>318757895
You've eaten enough spiders to lvl up.
New skills tiem.
>>318757895
I was only pretending to madly eat spiders.
>>318757895
Time to sleep and check for some more sidequests
>>318757917
"Or we could skip to the ending: I'll kill you right now, saves both of us the trouble"
>>318758053
Okay we'll do 3 time loops
>>318758053
Roll charisma check to convince him to let us go
>>318758053
Bite his arm.
>>318758053
There would be no honor in that!
Dont you want to defeat me at my strongest so you can acert dominance over the kingdom?
>>318758053
The king kills you and you explode in thousands of spiders. It was all a prank bruh
>>318758053
I mean according to canon the king does live on. We can never kill him
>>318758053
Die.We now control Dad.
>>318758119
Alright, time to roll. You'll need a result of 90 or higher to convince him
>>318758053
We call 911, or Ghostbusters... Anyone to help us!
Sing waters of megalovania
>>318758268
Set min to 90 then roll.
>>318758268
Check my 94
>>318758268
You are rolling on the floor a 100 times.
>>318758268
Roll
>>318758268
Check this 96
>>318758268
Rollu
>>318758369
And while that happens..uh oh
>>318758558
barf spider juice on the King
>>318758558
>gif
Its rigged, I demand a reroll with webm proof
>>318758558
Turn the 6 upside down using sleight of hand
>>318758558
While the King was busy figuring out how to use the RNG you escaped unscathed
>>318758465
>>318758558
Ha I guessed!
>>318758558
Summon RNG Jesus and make him roll a 100
>>318758647
"Barbarians like you don't even ahve that skill"
>>318758969
Punch the 9 upside down, then.
Or use a fate point. We still have those, right?
>>318758969
"Check THIS skill", you say, headbutting the king.
>>318758969
Die.
>>318759057
"Actually we don't. This game doesn't use Fate points"
>>318758969
Fuck the 6 into a nine you your mighty peenus
>>318759236
"Well that sucks". Then die.
>>318759236
Force the king on the ground.
>>318759236
think about it... this game doesn't have KINGS either!!!
>>318759236
OP gib archive to your previous adventures and shit pls
>>318759309
>9
welp
The King punches your head into bits. You died. Game Over.
At least your teeth survived though. Thanks to Coldgate Brutal™, the number one toothpaste reccomended by barbarians. Perfect for keeping your teeth healthy and clean, even in death.
>>318759428
It's in the OP man. But here:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>318759613
rip
>>318759613
Make out with rainbowmans mom as a floating ghost head
>>318759613
so what now
>>318759613
Load from last savepoint.
>>318759613
Load the last save and grind more
>>318759613
You wake up from a bad dream. Giant spiders? Soul jars? Super-powered Kings? Only a barbarian could have a dream this retarded.
>>318759697
"Fuck off m8, she's mine" said anon from part 8
>>318760013
C uck anon, its what barbarians do
>>318760013
Meet some dead once-off characters from old adventures
>>318760062
Give RainbowMom a dazzling smile, Thanks to Coldgate Brutal™ our smile is still perfect even as a ghost
>>318759773
your friends look strangely at you wondering why you were eating spiders in your sleep
Best part of waking up is arachnid in your cup
>>318760157
>>318760013
>didn't quote
fug
>>318760062
And so using your ghostly barbarian powers, you take away ghostrainbowmom from anon. RIP in pieces anon's heart.
Ih well. Time for new game.
>>318760327
What, right now?
>>318760327
What would rainbow barbarians even look like?
>>318760327
Rolling for Luchador campaign
>>318760528
yes
>>318760327
Due to unexplained plot holes your soul carries over into the child of the king along with some memories of your former life
>>318760405
"Of course! Adventure Thing is meant to be a multiple playthroughs...thing. It's time to choose a class! Again!"
>>318760656
Wizard
>>318760656
Knight master race
>>318760656
lil' girl barbarian comes TO REVENGE
>>318760327
Came here just in time!
Rolling for charisma
>>318760656
Dick ass thief
>>318760656heartthief
>>318760656
Certain anons keep ruining the play through, why bother
And now, we start like always, with the 3 classes
>>318760656
FLIP THE BOARD TO REVEAL MORE OPTIONS
>>318760656
Rolling for Luchador secret class
>>318760772
Wizard
>>318760772
secret box
>>318760772
Knight
>>318760772
LUCHADOR
U
C
H
A
D
O
R
>>318760772
Wizard.
>>318760772
I choose the question mark
>>318760818
What box
>>318760772
THE BOX! THE BOX!
>>318760870
when did Snake become an option
>>318760772
bad ass ranger with pet dog
>>318760870
The wizard box.
>>318760870
box with little girl barbarian in it
>>318760870
This box
>>318760870
That one in the corner right
>>318760870
the one behind the wizard
>>318760870
The one right there, that secret box
>>318760870
That box in the bottom right
>>318760870
The big green one behind the wizard, obviously.
>>318760870
IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER BELOW
>>318760942
I want dat
>>318760870
the one behind the wizard
>>318760936
Oh you mean this one
>>318761175
Wizard.
>>318761175
THE DUDE WITH NO HEAD
>>318761175
Little peasant girl.
>>318761175
LITTLE GIRL BARBARIAN LOCK IN
>>318761175
YES
>>318761175
we Buddy now?
>>318761175
Alright, so it's settled. Dude with no head.
>>318761175
The totally human king. He's a real human bean after all.
>>318761249
So you like beards huh. You sure about that?
>>318761175
I still want the secret box
>>318761326
Yes.
>>318761249
BOOOOOOO
We had all these choices and you go for this
GO PEASANT GIRL BABY
>>318761326
LITTLE GIRL WIZARD YOU DUMBFUCK!!!
>>318761326
Nah, we're going with the bubble mage
>>318761326
LITTLE GIRL CLERIC LOCK IN
>>318761175
No, no you fool
>>318760960
>>318760983
>>318761061
The green box behind the wizard!!!
>>318744925
whatever happened to the Mantiscore?
>>318761175
DUDE WITH NO HEAD LOCKED IN
>>318761326
Wizard with no head.
Lock in.
Let's go.
>>318761326
LITTLE GIRL WIZARD
>>318761326
Green box behind the wizard
>>318761326
No head guy
>>318761389
Oh darn, you've find my super secret box. Do you really want to open it?
>>318761326
Little girl wizard
>>318761494
No wizard. lock it in.
>>318761494
UNLEASH THElittle inquisitor girl 2.0
>>318761494
>Do you really want to open it?
DO IT FAGGOT
>>318761494
yiss
>>318761494
YES
>>318761494
Yeesssssss
>>318761494
Nah.
Pick the wizard with no head.
Lock in.
>>318761494
YES
>>318761494
NO, CHOOSE LITTLE GIRL WIZARD AND LOCK IN
>>318761494
little girl barbarian lock in confrim
>>318761494
Open that prick up
>>318761494
Just strawpoll it.
whats the most OP class?
>>318761694
Horsefucker
>>318761694
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say demon warlord
>>318761694
Bard, always
>>318761754
Nah, it's totally human king that is the most OP class.
>>318761735
lock it in.
>>318761694
Japanese bald guy that could kill anything with ONE PUNCH
>>318761791
How? He's just a regular human.
>>318761569
poof. YOU GET A WHOPPING 3 NEW CHOICES! SO AMAZING
>>318761839
you mean a regular king
>>318761910
IGNORE BOX, GO BACK, PICK LITTLE GIRL WIZARD, LOCK IN, CONFIRM
>>318761910
Dude with no head. Lock in.
>>318761839
Because regular humans always have a high LUK stat.
>>318761910
LITTLE
GIRL
WRESTLER
LOCK IN
>>318761910
Lock in the king! He's so normal!
>>318761910
no head dude
>>318761910
LUCHADOR
>>318761910
Little girl with no head.
>>318761910
Little girl wyvern rider lock in
>>318761910
LITTLE GIRL BARBARIAN LOCK IN CONFRIM
REVENGE MODE
>>318761910
LITTLE GIRL WRESTLER !!
>>318761910
Little girl wizard confirm
>>318761910
LITTLE GIRL WRASLER LOCK IN
>>318761910
I cast my vote on skelly adventurers
>>318761910
Peasent
>>318761910
SKELLINGTON ADVENTURERS
>>318761910
Knight.
>>318761910
Little girl wizard. lock in.
>>318761910
LIL GIRL WRESTLER LOCK IN
>>318761959
>9
>lock in
WELP
YOU'RE A DUDE WITH NO HEAD!
You're basically a normal human being except you have no head. It's a rare genetic disease.
What's your name?
>>318761910
LITTLE GIRL WIZARD. Lock in
>>318761910
Little girl wrassler plis
>>318762206
UNLOCK BEFORE CONFIRMING, GO BACK, PICK LITTLE GIRL WIZARD, LOCK IN, CONFIRM, START GAME
>>318762206
Well, seeing as I have no head....... THOMAS.
>>318762206
The Dude with No Head, Esquire.
>>318762206
joseph
>>318762206
Noname
>>318762206
Return to class selection and switch for Loli WRASSLER!!
>>318762206
Toupee
>>318762206
Having no head means you're dead, game over, start new game PICK LITTLE GIRL WIZARD, LOCK IN, CONFIRM, START GAME
>>318762206
Headless Hal
>>318762206
Headless dude.
>>318762206
Ol' no-head Joe
>>318762206
punch self in dick
>>318762206
little girl wizard
>>318762206
UNIMPORTANT
>>318762206
>>318762268
WAIT, I actually meant Eduardo
>All this asspained lolicons
C'mon guys
Enough with the goddamn little girls, we're just a simple dude with no head
>>318762206
Deep throat
>We could have been a Little wrestler girl
Just kill me
>>318762268
Ah yes! Thomas! Now for the final choice.
Is Thomas a Peasant? A hobo? Or a noble?
>>318762206
Lars Hawkeye
>>318762206
h-how do I eat?
>>318762385
Very few want to be a loli con
>>318762443
Hobo
>>318762206
Gregolas the headless
>>318762443
He's actually a Little girl who enjoy's wrassling
>>318762443
noble pedophile
>>318762443
A nobleman of the highest order.
>>318762443
OP just make a new strawpoll for new adventure
>>318762206
Lucky Luke
>>318762454
Very carefully
>>318762443
N O B L E
>>318762443
a peasant pretending to be noble
>>318762443
All the headless dudes are noblemen.
>>318762443
Hobo, he will have street wisdom
>>318762443
Actually you're a woman. Without a head. called thomas.
>>318762443
A former noble turned hobo disguising himself as a peasant
>>318762443
NOBLE HOBO
>>318762443
A hermit.
>>318762487
How silly, this rare genetic disease was amde by a wizard so you're still alive. Now are you a peasant, a hobo or a noble
>>318762443
if I become a hobo, can I use that can as a head?
>>318762443
Noble
>>318762615
The secret class
>>318762615
Karate master
>>318762615
You're a princess hiding as a peasant man from your abusive father.
>>318762615
beggar baron
>>318762615
I choose to be an OHO HO
>>318762615
Noble and you have a crown
>>318762615
A noble with a burning passion to collect Little girls.
>>318762615
Former noble executed by a king, now you're a revolutionary fighting him.
>>318762615
whatever we can't lose now the king can't punch our head off
>>318762659
good vibes here
>>318762443
BUSTA RHYMEZ
>Headless
shit
>Loli
BEST!!
>>318762615
hey..... when you said headless..... is my dick headless too?
>>318762659
Of course! You're the founder of the Thomas school of karate! You run a small dojo in the Kingdom's capital.So should we continue a new thread or save Thomas the headless Karate master for next time? I can still go
>>318762869
New bred plis
>>318762869BARBARIAN ISN'T DEAD, IT WAS THE GAME MESSING WITH YOU!
>>318762615
noble. use family wealth and influence to acquire most aesthetic head in the realm
>no one noticed the Villain adventures throwback with the Skeleton adventurers
FUCK
MEDIEVAL SKELETONS WOULD'VE BEEN THE BEST
>>318762869
Attempt to hang self
>>318762869
continue
>>318762869
Pls next time, I need to play video games.
>normal adventure
>normal amount of replies
>lolis
>bajilion replies outta nowhere
errytime
>>318762869
begin teaching your disciples
also keep goin
>>318762869
New thread
>>318762945
You ahve noticed, have this Simon as your prize.
Also new thread incoming
>>318762959
The thirst is real
Lucky number 13
>>318763242
>>318763242
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