Slide is really fucking awsome, but it's a bit too short and the loading times kind of killed it for me. Decent replay value thought.
>fucking slidefag casuals
Try getting a 360 achievement, I dare you.
>>318190204
It has a steep learning curve, though. Impatient veterans generally make newcomers feel alienated
Slide is fun but I prefer stuff like Swings and Merry go Round. The gameplay goes on as long as you want.
But getting through the start of both are a slog, replaying them sucks
>>318191116
>anything designed with plastic is reddit tier
only metal and wood is acceptable
>>318191116
I wish my childhood was this cool
>>318190678
Enjoy your repetitive gameplay, scrub.
>>318192154
>going in
Anon plz, you climb it then dance on top to get that extra charisma points.
>looks fun as hell
>it's forced co-op
>you don't have any friends
Life is suffering.
>that one segment of my playground that had poles sticking out of the ground
>no basketball hoops
>no tetherballs
>no anything
>just poles
>>318192371
>forced co-op
>he doesn't know about the secret balance board singleplayer mode
>>318191289
But splinters
>>318192371
>not getting the class loser to play with you and jumping off whens he's at the top.
You deserved it Chris, we all say you eat your boogers you unibrowed faggot
Monitoring this thread
>>318192545
Hey, The Witcher was a Polish game.
>>318190678
>that photoshop
>>318190678
>FUCK LAND
>play dodgeball
>that one shitty guy making us lose the game
fucking casuals ruining our game
>>318192371
This one needs to be more accessible. I'm always in the air and they won't even let me down. Problematic gameplay tbqh.
FUCK
THISotherwise DZ was the shit
>>318192828
10/10
>>318192950
>one player makes the team lose dodgeball
think again fuckboy, it is you who is the casual
>itt: casuals
>>318193063Git gud
![parachute[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EdPZ3s2.jpg "parachute[1].jpg")
>spend most of the year building hype up
>finally gets released
>extremely popular, everyone loves it
>servers killed and they never bring it back again later
Why are they so blind to what people want to play?
How was this called again?
>Still playing casual games
Time to step up and git gud.
>>318193270
moon castle
>>318193270
blimey bouncy wouncy citadel
>>318193367
>only 7 rungs
Entry level casual bullshit. Fuck off with your watered-down monkeybars.
>>318193367
>he thinks acting liking a nigger is fun
>>318193454
>Moon castle
>Actually on Earth
Get on my level plebs.
>>318193367
finally something thats entirely skill based thats consistent throughout and doesnt set the climax too early
>>318193757
modern_sonic_games.jpg
The teenagers at my park would piss on the slides and leave piss puddles at the bottom.I slid in it
>>318193757
such is life in the zone
>>318193063
Where
>>318193270
Moon house
what is the dark souls of playgrounds?
>>318193270
A moon walk
>>318193270
Moon bounce
>>318193063
oh damn i remember that, i would always get lost in the climbing area trying to find it again
>>318193270
ITS A FUCKING BOUNCY CASTLE. EVERYONE IN FUCKING EUROPE CALLS IT THAT FROM IRELAND TO THE UK BUT NOOOOOO YOU FAT FUCKING YANKS HAVE TO SHOE HORN "MUH MOON LANDING" INTO EVERYTHING
>ITS A MOON JUMP
>ITS A NEIL ARMSTRONG HOUSE
>>318190204
not running back up the slide git gud
Casuals, all of you.
>>318193845
Genius!
>>318193990
Whatever that massive indoor playground place was.
They had a men in black laser tag thing once.
I wish I knew the name.
>>318193270
Poor level design
>>318193270
Bounce house
>remember girls chasing me through the playground because they like me
Where did it all go wrong
>tfw all fights were held in the Thunder Dome
Good times.me on top screaming and spitting on the combatants
>>318193367
Best PvP around
did anyone else have this in their playground?
every morning and recess most of my classmates would run at it, at full speed, and spin around it as many times as we could. we had no idea we looked like strippers at the time but it was still fun as fuck.
>tfw no minimap
Someone get me the fuck out of here
>>318194318
I haad that in my town park
i was the fat kid so i hated it
>>318191116
>you will never have a super soaker battle in one of these
why even live
>>318191116
Who else had their ass beat in the bowels of one of these?
>>318194343
>Have vertigo
>Reach the green bubble
>>318194343
>kids pooped in these
>>318194318
my version had that but instead it was a descending spiral
we would get on top and falll through the middle pretending to get flushed down a toilet or some shit, there was a little steering wheel nearby somebody would be turning as we went down
it was a sad moment when we grew up and were unable to fit through it anymore
>>318193367
>Monkey Bars
Terrorist trainer!
>>318194071
>MUH MOON LANDING
Thats right. Ours. Not yours, Nigel.
You can do anything you want, you're not constrained by the rules of all that other plebtertainment
>>318194673
So how did you contribute?
>>318194343
I used to get to the green bubble area and just sit there watching everyone
>>318194150
This
>>318194701
Animals shit and piss in there, and the sand is always wet and garbagelike
It's the fucking worst
>>318193270
bouncy castle
how can it be called anything else? it's shaped like a castle and you can bounce in it
>>318194701
have fun discovering all of the buried shit in there
I'm a horror fan, myself.
>>318194126
It was called discovery zone.
Chuck E cheese bought them out or some shit I believe
>>318192364
>you
Then foot slips and you conk your head on one of the bars and then fall erratically through the middle
Then your parents wonder why your grades were never as high as they used to be
>>318192617
Splinters build character.
>>318194701
>playing in a literal giant litter box
>ywn save all the wizards
>>318194343
million hours in paint
>>318194838
is this art?
>>318193270
577439_orig.gif
It's in the filename dumbass
>that kid who would steal his dad's can of WD-40 and coat the slide with it
We sliding now, nigga.
>>318194847
That was it.. oh god that was it... nostalgic tears of memory are coming to me. Thank you... so much..
>>318194838
What the actual fuck
>>318193990
>what is the dark souls of playgrounds?
Avoiding this
>>318194343
>hit a dead end
>there's a landwhile blocking your way back
>>318194907
They also build infection, fuckface.
>the next gen of playgrounds
>>318191116
Reminds me of that counterstrike map
>>318193063
I got my first boner on one of these things.
>>318195035
the new adele video looks good
>>318194071
Do americans actually call it that or is it just a forced meme
Canadafag here, always called it a bouncy castle.
>>318194071
>>ITS A NEIL ARMSTRONG HOUSE
>>318194869
>slipping
>at all
Literally git gud. I bet you didn't even try the Climb Around The Inside DLC.
![91A2CSo4uqL._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyDZCME.jpg "91A2CSo4uqL._SL1500_[1].jpg")
This is at least top tier and higher, and if you disagree, you're objectively wrong.
>>318194761
By telling off gutless limeys on the internet after the fact.
>>318194071
Never heard of this moonshit in America. It's a bounce house.
>>318195259
>>318194071
>>318193270
IT'S CALLED AN AIR HOUSE YOU FUCKWADS
>>318193269
That parachute was the shit.
>>318195219
Seriously, the fucking thing is a giant vibrator
Who thought that shit up in the first place
>>318195434
>Update
IT IS A CASTLE AND IT'S FUCKING BOUNCY.
>remember one play facility from when I was a kid
>huge jungle gym type setup
>remember long-ass monkey bars section
>ziplines
>areas with tons of flimsy rubber tubes to walk on and through
Can't remember where the fuck it was. Chuck e Cheese's?
>Be young
>Go to park in england
>It has one of those old style wooden teepee shaped slides made out of logs, where you climb up a wooden slope on side and slide down a wide slide on the other
>My dog, an english springer spaniel is with me
>I sit at top, celebrating queen and country
>Dog follows me to top
>He's nervous, but musters the courage to climb to the top and sit atop the slide edge with me
>Push him
>Slides all the way down
>Loses control and does a flip at the bottom
>Climbs back up and does it over and over again on his own while I eat a portion of chips out of a newspaper
>He eventually waits for my concentration to wane and knocks the newspaper cone out of my hand, taking the spoils of war for himself
You people don't know shit about video games.
>>318195378
>hello darkness my old friend
>>318195378
huge predictor for autism and minecraft obsession
>>318194084
>calls others casual
>needing bars
>>318195160
>They're building one 10 mins from my house
>>318195378
>blue collar simulator
>top tier
literal pleb
>>318195478
>a vibratory is a bunch of rotating cylinders lined up to make a slide
Uh, no?
>>318195160
>All that safety net handholding
Back in my day trampolines had no netting and instead had a fucking metal ring surrounding it so if you made a single mistake you would lose a life
>>318195606
The way you slide down it makes you bump up and down very rapidly.
It vibrates you
>>318195160
oh god
it's beautiful.
>>318193269
Typical Carman-Land strategy, you only like it so much because it's exclusive.
>>318195730
Human beings arent vibrators either, retard.
>>318195550
>my fucking 4 year old niece can climb to the top in two minutes and I couldn't even reach the middle as an adolescent
Fuck...
>>318195583
Does anyone have a link to the video where some cop is being reprimanded for sending this pic to another cop. The real one, not the shoop.
the McDonald playplaces was the shit
>>318195056
Climbing walls with the stupid tiny plastic finger/toe-holds.
Such artificial difficulty, they put all the smallest and hard-to-grip ones at the top. You have to grind for ages just to hold on that long.
>>318195730
That's also not wat a vibrator does you dipshit
>>318195160
they actually made a sports league out of this.
>>318195550
Artificial difficulty.
Also: gameplay > graphics
>>318190204
>26
>can never play on a playground ever again or I will get v& and raped in prison for being a pedophil. Thanks paranoid Americunts.
>>318191289
everything is plastic now. Wood is "too dangerous"
>>318195846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
>>318193757
The framerate on that game is abysmal until the last boss.
Patch when?
>>318195868
>Immigration.jpg
>>318195941
Having nieces and nephews feelsgoodman. Valid excuse to be on a playground. Also valid excuse to play with legos and all that fun shit.
>>318195160
>have one of these in my city
>they have dodgeball and basketball on trampolines too
Going
>>318195123
Infections build character.
>>318193063
RIP. fuck chucken cheese for bankrupting the D-Zone.
>playing anything other than Big Team Battle
Plebeians
>>318191984
>copy and pasted level design
>>318193845
Mine was used condoms
>>318196101
>not doing real paintball
casual
>An average of 31 children per day are hospitalized because of injuries caused by a Bounce House
What the shit. Like of course there are some but I thought it would be more like a couple of dozen per month. At least on a classic trampoline you can fall off or hit the side but getting injured in an enclosed bouncy space?
>>318194343
>>318194570
Kids lost there lives too, never finding the exit
>>318196056
I kind of hate looking after children. I just want to play on playgrounds.
Did anyone have those poles that spun around?
With a little disc on the bottom to stand on and you would hold on the the pole as you kept kicking the ground so you would spin faster and faster?
>>318194250
Can't we get beyond thunder dome?
>>318196204
Any time I go paintballing is a success as long as I don't get shot in the nuts or throat.
>>318195862
are you sure this is at mcdicks? that looks like a warehouse at least 4 stories high.
>>318196272
Children like to bounce around beating the shit out of others.
On trampolines everyone is too busy trying to not fall off
This thread is depressing. I start remembering how fun these things were as a kid, and now I don't have any desire to get on any of them. Feels weird man
>>318193270
According to this, it's called Super Mario Happy Bouncy Time
I JUST CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT
>>318196326
Get a male friend, get drunk with him, play on a playground at night while plastered.
>try to make a Rollercoaster game
>end up wirh a jungle gym
What went wrong?
>>318196497
Any version for current gen? This doesn't feel quite as relevant anymore, except Nintendo
>Using the Going-Back-Up-The-Slide exploit to get more goes on the slide
>>318196607
imagine how hot the bars are on a sunny day
>>318196531
>Go in one of these
>Balls barely reach my knees
Shit. I had to go to that one particular mall that had one where I could actually "swim" in there
>>318196497
I would play Manly Death: Heterosexual Warfare or Control Tower Simulator X, honestly
>>318196272
I used to be friends with a guy who tried to do a somersault but his nose hit his knee on the landing and broke.
>>318196660
What would it be like now? PC is either assfaggots or early access survival shit obviously. PS4 and Xbox are pretty much the same thing these days.
>>318196006
you gotta be fucking kidding me americans, no way this can be real.
>Japanese level design
>>318196272
You put four or so children in one of those bouncing at high velocity in random trajectories and the number makes a lot more sense.
>>318196817
>PS4 are pretty much the same thing
No, the new hotness is MOVIE GAMES
>>318196056
>legos
There is no s in Lego
>>318196272
When I was a kid I would notice two most frequent activities would be wrestling with 10+ kids and trying to tip the bounce house over. Both were pretty susceptible to causing damage in retrospect, I'm pretty sure at least one kid would catch a knee to the face each time.
>>318196531
WHO PISSED IN THE BALL PIT?
>>318196801
Landing on your neck can fuck you up too, although not so much when you're a kid and don't have a lot of weight collapsing on yourself.
>>318196720
Best feeling when you jump in there and you step on someone who was laying on the ground under the balls
>>318196859
I imagine a lot of kids fell and smashed their heads on all those sharp corners. Also tons of splinters.
Don't open it.
>>318197068
That was you?
You b-bastard.
>>318197162
>that jackass skit with the snake in the ballpit
>>318197140
>>318197162
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>318196531
>dirty diapers and syringes
never discovered them myself, just the random shit smears thorughout the course and on the balls themselves.
>>318196006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>318196006
>so offensive we can't even show it
>>318196817
PS4 is PC games that Sony pretends are PS4 exclusive
>>318196947
He means more than one
>>318196006
well that IS unprofessional as fuck
>>318197276
>E1M1 starts playing
>>318197140
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>318197404
lego is plural
>>318197404
>He means more than one
The plural of LEGO is still LEGO, anon.
>>318197270
I always wondered how they got away with putting snakes in situations like that where they can get stepped on or something. Especially when they'd make Bam Margera cry due to his fear of snakes, I thought he'd bash one of them out of pure defensive shock and they did that shit twice. I'm absolutely terrified of spiders and my first reaction is almost always to kill them.
>>318196006
>America
>>318196531
I'm gonna say it!BAZZINGA
This was fun, it was basically an inflated hill that you would try climbing. You would bounce on it and people would be flying everywhere
>>318191984
>hanging from your inner knees upside down at the top
>slipping
>hitting every bar on the way down on your legs, back, chest, head, and arms
>trying your best not to cry in front of EVERYONE who just saw
>wind knocked out
>anon are you OK!?!?
>just go ssssssssUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
>cry but can't even cry right because no breath
>go home early
>>318197674
Lego my eggo waffle.
How about this international widely known games among third world country where people cant afford electricity?
>>318196859
>modern Japanese level design
>>318197270
>>318197704
What the kek are you talking about.
ITT: Hardest Boss Fights
>>318195259
desu I've never heard anyone refer to it as a "moon castle" it's always bouncy castle
>>318197769
I remember something like that, it was very pyramid like so it was steep as fuck for kids. Had a ballpit moat around it too.
>>318197674
>im gunna play with some legos later
>im gunna play with some lego later
???
>>318197918
I call them inflatable castles.
>>318196660
>>318197862
>thought that guy in the background was the kid's little ponytail
Slide is for babbies
hardcore playgrounders play smear the queer
>>318197925
We just had sand
>/v/ having a good thread once a while
Woah, i thought we only shitpost and insult each other
>>318197930
>people exist who think Lego is plural
holy shit this cant be real
>>318197930
>im gonna play with some silly putties later
>iim gunna play with some silly putty later
>>318196006
THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
>one shift without pay
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SO EXTREME
>>318198031
Perfect.
>>318198148
False equivalence
>>318197893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUTgR3yeJY
>>318195550
Git gud, faggot
>>318198102
We can have good threads. They just can't be about video games.
>>318192371
MMR is terrible on this. It's always unbalanced.
>>318194497
I'll piss on you in a tunnel m8
>>318195941
Just go in the middle of the night
>>318198148
>sheep
>sheeps
>>318194084
You could get these spinning really fast with a motorbike
>>318198243Silly putty is also a brand
>>318198102
Shut the fuck up you fucking niggerDid I do it right? Was that sufficient?
>>318196272
brother had a trampoline midair collision injury, same deal
>>318197903
>if you fall you literally break something
seems like a lot of fun.
>>318198376
And its still a false equivalence
>>318197930
"Legos" is officially wrong.
>The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'legos.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services.
There's no argument here, the company has stated that legos is wrong.
>>318197893
Anaconda Ball Pit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUTgR3yeJY
Bam Margera Pranks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOZeQ9dH5-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAjVZT7h1Fo
>forced coop
Where is he ? Seriously, the best Xbox One exclusive are dead ?!
>>318197704
>Especially when they'd make Bam Margera cry due to his fear of snakes
This one's pretty cruel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gOW93aEqqs
Then Dunn just pulls him up because they're lifelong bros
sup
>>318198479
>implying you could take them all yourself
>>318198467
By rules of the English language though, saying legos is correct.
>>318198479
>friendly fire is on
>piling up those little playground rocks at the bottom of the slide
>sliding down and bursting through them, sending them fucking everywhere
>this is a slide in nyc
I've been there, too.
It's kind of hard to get onto, and it's kind of short if you are too tall, but it's stillfun
new york has some weird ass playgrounds
>>318191116
That looks cool.
>>318196497
I want to actually try the Simulator.
>>318196817
Xbone and PS4 would be the same shit
PC is mobas and telltale dialogue options
Nintendo isactual games
>>318198641
That's not true because "legos" isn't a word. The company has trademarked the product as LEGO, therefore in describe the brand, company, and individual product, it is only correct to say LEGO.
If you want to argue with me there are people on /toy/ who will absolutely blow you the fuck out further.
>>318198305
Here we go
>>318196272
>jump on a trampoline with friends in the backyard
>set rules and agree on What you're doing
>trampoline zone
>every motherfucker for them selves
That's why
>>318198862
Damn nigga, chill. People are gunna keep saying legos forever.
>>318198641
No it's not, the bricks are not "legos" they are lego bricks. Bricks made by the company lego.
You have definitive proof that it's not legos right in front of you and you still think you know better.
>>318198598
Man, some of those were really fucked up.
>you are seated watching a play watching yourself die over and over, each death coming closer to you until it happens
>>318198305
>this place was legendary for ridiculous amusement park stuff
>an hour north of my house
I have to find time to go there
>>318195862
There was a place in my area that had something like this. Low budget and basically built around this ridiculous play area that went close to the ceiling of the building. Also had some OK vidya, and later had lazer tag. Eventually it closed down, and a commercial gym with ridiculously high ceilings replaced it.
>>318198479
I think I was already balls deep in the coddling era when I was in school since we never played this as an actual PE sport, just on "free days."
>>318195573
>horizontal planar scrubs
gtfo out of my lobby you nerds
these kids know what's up
>>318195550
>used to climb to the top of these like it was nothing
>younger brothers couldnt do it because they would shit themselves
It was the one physical feat I had
And it felt good
>>318199052
Bayonetta Legs
>>318198953
I will fuck you
>>318198863
>That stupid bug where if you go too slow you get stuck at the bottom and slowly die
They really need to patch that.
>>318199052
he's mid-swing
>>318198284
>>318198468
Animal mistreatment kinda bothers me desu.
How am i supposed to use these?
>>318199165
forever?
>>318199301
You sit on them and ponder about life.
>>318196006
Americans are so fucking retarded
>>318194838
Haha what the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>318198479
that kid in the middle is about to get fucking pegged in the face
>>318199429
Stay insecure
Does anyone know what those poles with a ball on a rope were called?
How the fuck were you supposed to play with them?
>>318197367
What happened to this file? Why can't I open it anymore?
