Slide is really fucking awsome, but it's a bit too short and the loading times kind of killed it for me. Decent replay value thought.
>fucking slidefag casuals
Try getting a 360 achievement, I dare you.
>>318190204
It has a steep learning curve, though. Impatient veterans generally make newcomers feel alienated
Slide is fun but I prefer stuff like Swings and Merry go Round. The gameplay goes on as long as you want.
But getting through the start of both are a slog, replaying them sucks
>>318191116
>anything designed with plastic is reddit tier
only metal and wood is acceptable
>>318191116
I wish my childhood was this cool
>>318190678
Enjoy your repetitive gameplay, scrub.
>>318192154
>going in
Anon plz, you climb it then dance on top to get that extra charisma points.
>looks fun as hell
>it's forced co-op
>you don't have any friends
Life is suffering.
>that one segment of my playground that had poles sticking out of the ground
>no basketball hoops
>no tetherballs
>no anything
>just poles
>>318192371
>forced co-op
>he doesn't know about the secret balance board singleplayer mode
>>318191289
But splinters
>>318192371
>not getting the class loser to play with you and jumping off whens he's at the top.
You deserved it Chris, we all say you eat your boogers you unibrowed faggot
Monitoring this thread
>>318192545
Hey, The Witcher was a Polish game.
>>318190678
>that photoshop
>>318190678
>FUCK LAND
>play dodgeball
>that one shitty guy making us lose the game
fucking casuals ruining our game
>>318192371
This one needs to be more accessible. I'm always in the air and they won't even let me down. Problematic gameplay tbqh.
FUCK
THISotherwise DZ was the shit
>>318192950
>one player makes the team lose dodgeball
think again fuckboy, it is you who is the casual
>itt: casuals
>>318193063Git gud
>spend most of the year building hype up
>finally gets released
>extremely popular, everyone loves it
>servers killed and they never bring it back again later
Why are they so blind to what people want to play?
How was this called again?
>Still playing casual games
Time to step up and git gud.
>>318193270
moon castle
>>318193270
blimey bouncy wouncy citadel
>>318193367
>only 7 rungs
Entry level casual bullshit. Fuck off with your watered-down monkeybars.
>>318193367
>he thinks acting liking a nigger is fun
>>318193454
>Moon castle
>Actually on Earth
Get on my level plebs.
>>318193367
finally something thats entirely skill based thats consistent throughout and doesnt set the climax too early
>>318193757
modern_sonic_games.jpg
The teenagers at my park would piss on the slides and leave piss puddles at the bottom.I slid in it
>>318193757
such is life in the zone
>>318193063
Where
>>318193270
Moon house
what is the dark souls of playgrounds?
>>318193270
A moon walk
>>318193270
Moon bounce
>>318193063
oh damn i remember that, i would always get lost in the climbing area trying to find it again
>>318193270
ITS A FUCKING BOUNCY CASTLE. EVERYONE IN FUCKING EUROPE CALLS IT THAT FROM IRELAND TO THE UK BUT NOOOOOO YOU FAT FUCKING YANKS HAVE TO SHOE HORN "MUH MOON LANDING" INTO EVERYTHING
>ITS A MOON JUMP
>ITS A NEIL ARMSTRONG HOUSE
>>318190204
not running back up the slide git gud
Casuals, all of you.
>>318193845
Genius!
>>318193990
Whatever that massive indoor playground place was.
They had a men in black laser tag thing once.
I wish I knew the name.
>>318193270
Poor level design
>>318193270
Bounce house
>remember girls chasing me through the playground because they like me
Where did it all go wrong
>tfw all fights were held in the Thunder Dome
Good times.me on top screaming and spitting on the combatants
>>318193367
Best PvP around
did anyone else have this in their playground?
every morning and recess most of my classmates would run at it, at full speed, and spin around it as many times as we could. we had no idea we looked like strippers at the time but it was still fun as fuck.
>tfw no minimap
Someone get me the fuck out of here
>>318194318
I haad that in my town park
i was the fat kid so i hated it
>>318191116
>you will never have a super soaker battle in one of these
why even live
>>318191116
Who else had their ass beat in the bowels of one of these?
>>318194343
>Have vertigo
>Reach the green bubble
>>318194343
>kids pooped in these
>>318194318
my version had that but instead it was a descending spiral
we would get on top and falll through the middle pretending to get flushed down a toilet or some shit, there was a little steering wheel nearby somebody would be turning as we went down
it was a sad moment when we grew up and were unable to fit through it anymore
>>318193367
>Monkey Bars
Terrorist trainer!
>>318194071
>MUH MOON LANDING
Thats right. Ours. Not yours, Nigel.
You can do anything you want, you're not constrained by the rules of all that other plebtertainment
>>318194673
So how did you contribute?
>>318194343
I used to get to the green bubble area and just sit there watching everyone
>>318194150
This
>>318194701
Animals shit and piss in there, and the sand is always wet and garbagelike
It's the fucking worst
>>318193270
bouncy castle
how can it be called anything else? it's shaped like a castle and you can bounce in it
>>318194701
have fun discovering all of the buried shit in there
I'm a horror fan, myself.
>>318194126
It was called discovery zone.
Chuck E cheese bought them out or some shit I believe
>>318192364
>you
Then foot slips and you conk your head on one of the bars and then fall erratically through the middle
Then your parents wonder why your grades were never as high as they used to be
>>318192617
Splinters build character.
>>318194701
>playing in a literal giant litter box
>ywn save all the wizards
>>318194343
million hours in paint
>>318194838
is this art?
>>318193270
577439_orig.gif
It's in the filename dumbass
>that kid who would steal his dad's can of WD-40 and coat the slide with it
We sliding now, nigga.
>>318194847
That was it.. oh god that was it... nostalgic tears of memory are coming to me. Thank you... so much..
>>318194838
What the actual fuck
>>318193990
>what is the dark souls of playgrounds?
Avoiding this
>>318194343
>hit a dead end
>there's a landwhile blocking your way back
>>318194907
They also build infection, fuckface.
>the next gen of playgrounds
>>318191116
Reminds me of that counterstrike map
>>318193063
I got my first boner on one of these things.
>>318195035
the new adele video looks good
>>318194071
Do americans actually call it that or is it just a forced meme
Canadafag here, always called it a bouncy castle.
>>318194071
>>ITS A NEIL ARMSTRONG HOUSE
>>318194869
>slipping
>at all
Literally git gud. I bet you didn't even try the Climb Around The Inside DLC.
This is at least top tier and higher, and if you disagree, you're objectively wrong.
>>318194761
By telling off gutless limeys on the internet after the fact.
>>318194071
Never heard of this moonshit in America. It's a bounce house.
>>318195259
>>318194071
>>318193270
IT'S CALLED AN AIR HOUSE YOU FUCKWADS
>>318193269
That parachute was the shit.
>>318195219
Seriously, the fucking thing is a giant vibrator
Who thought that shit up in the first place
>>318195434
>Update
IT IS A CASTLE AND IT'S FUCKING BOUNCY.
>remember one play facility from when I was a kid
>huge jungle gym type setup
>remember long-ass monkey bars section
>ziplines
>areas with tons of flimsy rubber tubes to walk on and through
Can't remember where the fuck it was. Chuck e Cheese's?
>Be young
>Go to park in england
>It has one of those old style wooden teepee shaped slides made out of logs, where you climb up a wooden slope on side and slide down a wide slide on the other
>My dog, an english springer spaniel is with me
>I sit at top, celebrating queen and country
>Dog follows me to top
>He's nervous, but musters the courage to climb to the top and sit atop the slide edge with me
>Push him
>Slides all the way down
>Loses control and does a flip at the bottom
>Climbs back up and does it over and over again on his own while I eat a portion of chips out of a newspaper
>He eventually waits for my concentration to wane and knocks the newspaper cone out of my hand, taking the spoils of war for himself
You people don't know shit about video games.
>>318195378
>hello darkness my old friend
>>318195378
huge predictor for autism and minecraft obsession
>>318194084
>calls others casual
>needing bars
>>318195160
>They're building one 10 mins from my house
>>318195378
>blue collar simulator
>top tier
literal pleb
>>318195478
>a vibratory is a bunch of rotating cylinders lined up to make a slide
Uh, no?
>>318195160
>All that safety net handholding
Back in my day trampolines had no netting and instead had a fucking metal ring surrounding it so if you made a single mistake you would lose a life
>>318195606
The way you slide down it makes you bump up and down very rapidly.
It vibrates you
>>318195160
oh god
it's beautiful.
>>318193269
Typical Carman-Land strategy, you only like it so much because it's exclusive.
>>318195730
Human beings arent vibrators either, retard.
>>318195550
>my fucking 4 year old niece can climb to the top in two minutes and I couldn't even reach the middle as an adolescent
Fuck...
>>318195583
Does anyone have a link to the video where some cop is being reprimanded for sending this pic to another cop. The real one, not the shoop.
the McDonald playplaces was the shit
>>318195056
Climbing walls with the stupid tiny plastic finger/toe-holds.
Such artificial difficulty, they put all the smallest and hard-to-grip ones at the top. You have to grind for ages just to hold on that long.
>>318195730
That's also not wat a vibrator does you dipshit
>>318195160
they actually made a sports league out of this.
>>318195550
Artificial difficulty.
Also: gameplay > graphics
>>318190204
>26
>can never play on a playground ever again or I will get v& and raped in prison for being a pedophil. Thanks paranoid Americunts.
>>318191289
everything is plastic now. Wood is "too dangerous"
>>318195846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Rt3GR1HvQ
>>318193757
The framerate on that game is abysmal until the last boss.
Patch when?
>>318195868
>Immigration.jpg
>>318195941
Having nieces and nephews feelsgoodman. Valid excuse to be on a playground. Also valid excuse to play with legos and all that fun shit.
>>318195160
>have one of these in my city
>they have dodgeball and basketball on trampolines too
Going
>>318195123
Infections build character.
>>318193063
RIP. fuck chucken cheese for bankrupting the D-Zone.
>playing anything other than Big Team Battle
Plebeians
>>318191984
>copy and pasted level design
>>318193845
Mine was used condoms
>>318196101
>not doing real paintball
casual
>An average of 31 children per day are hospitalized because of injuries caused by a Bounce House
What the shit. Like of course there are some but I thought it would be more like a couple of dozen per month. At least on a classic trampoline you can fall off or hit the side but getting injured in an enclosed bouncy space?
>>318194343
>>318194570
Kids lost there lives too, never finding the exit
>>318196056
I kind of hate looking after children. I just want to play on playgrounds.
Did anyone have those poles that spun around?
With a little disc on the bottom to stand on and you would hold on the the pole as you kept kicking the ground so you would spin faster and faster?
>>318194250
Can't we get beyond thunder dome?
>>318196204
Any time I go paintballing is a success as long as I don't get shot in the nuts or throat.
>>318195862
are you sure this is at mcdicks? that looks like a warehouse at least 4 stories high.
>>318196272
Children like to bounce around beating the shit out of others.
On trampolines everyone is too busy trying to not fall off
This thread is depressing. I start remembering how fun these things were as a kid, and now I don't have any desire to get on any of them. Feels weird man
>>318193270
According to this, it's called Super Mario Happy Bouncy Time
I JUST CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT
>>318196326
Get a male friend, get drunk with him, play on a playground at night while plastered.
>try to make a Rollercoaster game
>end up wirh a jungle gym
What went wrong?
>>318196497
Any version for current gen? This doesn't feel quite as relevant anymore, except Nintendo
>Using the Going-Back-Up-The-Slide exploit to get more goes on the slide
>>318196607
imagine how hot the bars are on a sunny day
>>318196531
>Go in one of these
>Balls barely reach my knees
Shit. I had to go to that one particular mall that had one where I could actually "swim" in there
>>318196497
I would play Manly Death: Heterosexual Warfare or Control Tower Simulator X, honestly
>>318196272
I used to be friends with a guy who tried to do a somersault but his nose hit his knee on the landing and broke.
>>318196660
What would it be like now? PC is either assfaggots or early access survival shit obviously. PS4 and Xbox are pretty much the same thing these days.
>>318196006
you gotta be fucking kidding me americans, no way this can be real.
>Japanese level design
>>318196272
You put four or so children in one of those bouncing at high velocity in random trajectories and the number makes a lot more sense.
>>318196817
>PS4 are pretty much the same thing
No, the new hotness is MOVIE GAMES
>>318196056
>legos
There is no s in Lego
>>318196272
When I was a kid I would notice two most frequent activities would be wrestling with 10+ kids and trying to tip the bounce house over. Both were pretty susceptible to causing damage in retrospect, I'm pretty sure at least one kid would catch a knee to the face each time.
>>318196531
WHO PISSED IN THE BALL PIT?
>>318196801
Landing on your neck can fuck you up too, although not so much when you're a kid and don't have a lot of weight collapsing on yourself.
>>318196720
Best feeling when you jump in there and you step on someone who was laying on the ground under the balls
>>318196859
I imagine a lot of kids fell and smashed their heads on all those sharp corners. Also tons of splinters.
Don't open it.
>>318197068
That was you?
You b-bastard.
>>318197162
>that jackass skit with the snake in the ballpit
>>318197140
>>318197162
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>318196531
>dirty diapers and syringes
never discovered them myself, just the random shit smears thorughout the course and on the balls themselves.
>>318196006
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>318196006
>so offensive we can't even show it
>>318196817
PS4 is PC games that Sony pretends are PS4 exclusive
>>318196947
He means more than one
>>318196006
well that IS unprofessional as fuck
>>318197276
>E1M1 starts playing
>>318197140
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>318197404
lego is plural
>>318197404
>He means more than one
The plural of LEGO is still LEGO, anon.
>>318197270
I always wondered how they got away with putting snakes in situations like that where they can get stepped on or something. Especially when they'd make Bam Margera cry due to his fear of snakes, I thought he'd bash one of them out of pure defensive shock and they did that shit twice. I'm absolutely terrified of spiders and my first reaction is almost always to kill them.
>>318196006
>America
>>318196531
I'm gonna say it!BAZZINGA
This was fun, it was basically an inflated hill that you would try climbing. You would bounce on it and people would be flying everywhere
>>318191984
>hanging from your inner knees upside down at the top
>slipping
>hitting every bar on the way down on your legs, back, chest, head, and arms
>trying your best not to cry in front of EVERYONE who just saw
>wind knocked out
>anon are you OK!?!?
>just go ssssssssUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
>cry but can't even cry right because no breath
>go home early
>>318197674
Lego my eggo waffle.
How about this international widely known games among third world country where people cant afford electricity?
>>318196859
>modern Japanese level design
>>318197270
>>318197704
What the kek are you talking about.
ITT: Hardest Boss Fights
>>318195259
desu I've never heard anyone refer to it as a "moon castle" it's always bouncy castle
>>318197769
I remember something like that, it was very pyramid like so it was steep as fuck for kids. Had a ballpit moat around it too.
>>318197674
>im gunna play with some legos later
>im gunna play with some lego later
???
>>318197918
I call them inflatable castles.
>>318197862
>thought that guy in the background was the kid's little ponytail
Slide is for babbies
hardcore playgrounders play smear the queer
>>318197925
We just had sand
>/v/ having a good thread once a while
Woah, i thought we only shitpost and insult each other
>>318197930
>people exist who think Lego is plural
holy shit this cant be real
>>318197930
>im gonna play with some silly putties later
>iim gunna play with some silly putty later
>>318196006
THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
>one shift without pay
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SO EXTREME
>>318198031
Perfect.
>>318198148
False equivalence
>>318197893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUTgR3yeJY
>>318195550
Git gud, faggot
>>318198102
We can have good threads. They just can't be about video games.
>>318192371
MMR is terrible on this. It's always unbalanced.
>>318194497
I'll piss on you in a tunnel m8
>>318195941
Just go in the middle of the night
>>318198148
>sheep
>sheeps
>>318194084
You could get these spinning really fast with a motorbike
>>318198243Silly putty is also a brand
>>318198102
Shut the fuck up you fucking niggerDid I do it right? Was that sufficient?
>>318196272
brother had a trampoline midair collision injury, same deal
>>318197903
>if you fall you literally break something
seems like a lot of fun.
>>318198376
And its still a false equivalence
>>318197930
"Legos" is officially wrong.
>The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'legos.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services.
There's no argument here, the company has stated that legos is wrong.
>>318197893
Anaconda Ball Pit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxUTgR3yeJY
Bam Margera Pranks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOZeQ9dH5-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAjVZT7h1Fo
>forced coop
Where is he ? Seriously, the best Xbox One exclusive are dead ?!
>>318197704
>Especially when they'd make Bam Margera cry due to his fear of snakes
This one's pretty cruel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gOW93aEqqs
Then Dunn just pulls him up because they're lifelong bros
sup
>>318198479
>implying you could take them all yourself
>>318198467
By rules of the English language though, saying legos is correct.
>>318198479
>friendly fire is on
>piling up those little playground rocks at the bottom of the slide
>sliding down and bursting through them, sending them fucking everywhere
>this is a slide in nyc
I've been there, too.
It's kind of hard to get onto, and it's kind of short if you are too tall, but it's stillfun
new york has some weird ass playgrounds
>>318191116
That looks cool.
>>318196497
I want to actually try the Simulator.
>>318196817
Xbone and PS4 would be the same shit
PC is mobas and telltale dialogue options
Nintendo isactual games
>>318198641
That's not true because "legos" isn't a word. The company has trademarked the product as LEGO, therefore in describe the brand, company, and individual product, it is only correct to say LEGO.
If you want to argue with me there are people on /toy/ who will absolutely blow you the fuck out further.
>>318198305
Here we go
>>318196272
>jump on a trampoline with friends in the backyard
>set rules and agree on What you're doing
>trampoline zone
>every motherfucker for them selves
That's why
>>318198862
Damn nigga, chill. People are gunna keep saying legos forever.
>>318198641
No it's not, the bricks are not "legos" they are lego bricks. Bricks made by the company lego.
You have definitive proof that it's not legos right in front of you and you still think you know better.
>>318198598
Man, some of those were really fucked up.
>you are seated watching a play watching yourself die over and over, each death coming closer to you until it happens
>>318198305
>this place was legendary for ridiculous amusement park stuff
>an hour north of my house
I have to find time to go there
>>318195862
There was a place in my area that had something like this. Low budget and basically built around this ridiculous play area that went close to the ceiling of the building. Also had some OK vidya, and later had lazer tag. Eventually it closed down, and a commercial gym with ridiculously high ceilings replaced it.
>>318198479
I think I was already balls deep in the coddling era when I was in school since we never played this as an actual PE sport, just on "free days."
>>318195573
>horizontal planar scrubs
gtfo out of my lobby you nerds
these kids know what's up
>>318195550
>used to climb to the top of these like it was nothing
>younger brothers couldnt do it because they would shit themselves
It was the one physical feat I had
And it felt good
>>318199052
Bayonetta Legs
>>318198953
I will fuck you
>>318198863
>That stupid bug where if you go too slow you get stuck at the bottom and slowly die
They really need to patch that.
>>318199052
he's mid-swing
>>318198284
>>318198468
Animal mistreatment kinda bothers me desu.
How am i supposed to use these?
>>318199165
forever?
>>318199301
You sit on them and ponder about life.
>>318196006
Americans are so fucking retarded
>>318194838
Haha what the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>318198479
that kid in the middle is about to get fucking pegged in the face
>>318199429
Stay insecure
Does anyone know what those poles with a ball on a rope were called?
How the fuck were you supposed to play with them?
>>318197367
What happened to this file? Why can't I open it anymore?
>>318198956
I'm not anyone who has posted in this discussion before but I don't give fuck what is techically correct according to some lady. I'll say legos because it sounds fine and so did everyone else I knew as a kid. I mean I don't say Q-tip cotton swab; I say Q-tip so I also don't say Lego brick.
Have anyone ever been on a thing where there's loads of elastic ropes all criss crossing and you just fall down it and they break your fall?
>>318198863
isn't this from that park in new jersey that was really unsafe
CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
>>318199624
Yeah Action Park
>>318199564
Tetherball???
I donno you just tried to hit fags in the face with it
>>318199283
They treat animals a lot better in Wildboyz, thought that's not to say they ever directly "abused" animals since they always have a hippie animal expert on hand, them putting snakes in that somewhat uncontrolled environment is the most neglectful they've gotten I think. Wildboyz is my absolute favorite bit of the Jackass franchise because I love animals and they somehow are able to be absolutely respectful towards different cultures and animals while still being crude retards, shame they ended it because Steve Irwin died.
>>318199564
It was literally about learning how to put it in the hole.
>tfw games teach you stuff IRL
>>318199647
>Tfw I always put either scaling hot water, pickle juice, or piss in mine
>>318199564
tetherball
you stand on one said and your opponent stands on the other and you just hit the ball back and forth
you could also solo it
>>318199551
Why do I need to be insecure?
About anything?
You're not implying america has anything to be proud/jealous of are you?
>>318199564
I don't remember what they were called, but it was a two player game where one person hit the ball one direction and the other person hit the ball the other direction. The goal was to get the rope wrapped around the pole in your direction and to prevent the other person from doing the same.
>>318193270
Friendly reminder that entire world calls it bouncy castle and people just pretend to call it other things.
>be younger, in the first house I remember
>huge tree in backyard, 2.5 times as tall as the house
>previous owners had a small wooden platform on some sturdy branches about 3 metres up
>climb up there a lot and jump down
Fun stuff. Until
>can climb a bit higher in middle school
>mild fear of heights and no athleticism prevent me from trying more
>brother brings friend over one time
>he climbs all the way to the motherfucking top of this huge fucking tree
>move away before I ever accomplish it myself
>9 years later move back to city
>go check out old house
>tree is fucking chopped to less than half the size
GOD DAMMIT
>>318199564
oh my god.
i have no clue what it was called, but 2 people stood on opposite sides and you had to stay where you were. you could slap the ball. one person slapped it one way, the other one the other way. if the ball gets completely wrapped around the pole in one direction that person wins.
it was right at the end of napoleon dynamite.
that was a super simple and fun game.
>318199647
Why is there a guy collecting semen in the bottom right corner?
>>318199653
Or as it is known locallyClassAction Park.
>>318197769
Ours was just a regular hill and we played king of the hill throwing other kids down it.
Simpler times. Nobody's parents even got upset at some scrapes.
>>318198467
I officially don't give a fuck.
>>318199048
Located somewhere in NC? I remember there being something like that when I was younger called like fun station 9000 or some shit
>>318199283
>Animal mistreatment kinda bothers me desu.
stop being a faggot then
>>318199872
Waste nothing.
>>318195160
broke my foot on these
>get momentum going
>accidentally land on the hard areas
FUCK
>>318195862
> getting lost in one of those
> your parents couldn't get in to pull you out
> they got mad as fuck
good times
How the fuck do you get up and down this thing?
Artificial fucking difficulty.
>>318199781
generalizing is just screaming an inferiority complex.
just fuck off with your shitposting. you're giving off bad vibes in this thread.
>>318199969
I can't help it.
>>318200115
I've always thought you were just meant to climb on it.
>>318195573
>cyberdisc.jpg
>>318199918
Fucking this.
>spanking is now considered child abuse
>used to have two of these bad boys in my front yard
>used to climb them every day for fun since the spine-y parts jutted out so much
>tfw tree got too old so the spines got weaker
>tfw I got too fat to climb them anyways
>tfw eventually they withered and we had them removed
If I ever buy a house with enough space in the front yard, I'm gonna plant a pair of these sumbitches.
>>318197398
>b-but what about B-Bloodborne?
>>318199647
>Got shot in the ear by a supersoaker
>suddenly intense pain, cant hear anything
>go to the doctor, says my eardrum was punctured by the water
>back then surgery to fix it was uncommon, too expensive
>it never healed.
>couldnt submerge my head under water
>if i did water would get trapped in my eardrum causing ear infections / impaired hearing
fucking ruined my enjoyment of swimming, before that swimming was my favorite summer activity.
>>318196006
>the city considers animeposting unacceptable
Wow, America really is the greatest country on earth after all.
>shitty audio quality
>filled with cigarettes
>Go to park
>This starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
What do?
>>318197769
We have one of these at a hot pool, get out of the water all wet and play king of the hill pushing all the other shitters off.
>>318195862
Tunnel Town was my jam.
>birthday party
>playing hide-and-go-seek
>chasing people across platforms and down tunnels like I'm fucking Mario
>most fun of my life
What games did your McDonald's have?
Forza Motorsport 2 for Xbox 360 and Mario Party 3 reporting in.
>>318200342
Move to Canada
>Not playing best open word MMO
Plebs.
>>318200564
When I was younger, it used to have Sonic Heroes. Nowadays, it has that Disney skating game.
>>318198479
>best dodger player
>didn't know how to throw the ball hard enough to touch a kid
>game started with 20vs20
>never throw the ball at all during whole gameplay
>goes down to 3vs1, with me being the 1 , dodging
> 3 people can't take me down, fastest dodger in game
>this goes on until recess is over, 10 minutes od dodging>at lunchtime, the kids of the opposite side came to the caferteria and threw the ball behind my head, also ruining my school pizza
> gets mad and throws the ball back at them, actually hitting the kid right in the face
>I got happy until he was crying and his nose was bleeding out
>I got suppended for 3 days. He gets no punishment
>I never got to finish my school pizza
Yeah that's what you fucking get Miguel
>10th birthday
>parents bought me a slide to put in the garden
>really excited about it at first
>spend days playing on it, even when it is raining
>eventually get bored of it
>feel really bad
>have only had for 2 weeks and don't want to play on it anymore
>parents have already started calling me ''Sliding Steven'' and making jokes about how much I love my slide
>decide I have to break the slide so I can't play on it and it isn't my fault
>invite fat friend to play on the slide thinking he will break the slide
>we play on the slide for 4 hours
>I give him cookies my mom made for me, so that he will get fatter and the slide will break more quickly
>he doesn't break the slide and it starts getting dark
>start getting really mad because he didn't break the slide
>tell him he can't leave until he bounces on the slide with me thinking that will break it
>I lay on the slide so he can climb over me and start bouncing
>basically we are fucking at this point
>dad walks out
>dad is homophobic as fuck
>sees what is happening
>runs over screaming
>kicks my friend out
>has a 3 hour talk with me about how what I was doing was wrong
>I blame the slide when he tells me that gay people put ding dongs into each other butts and say the slide made my butt ache and I thought it would be nice for my friend to put his ding dong there
>dad destroys the slide
>next birthday buys me a PS2 with Dead or Alive 2
>tfw I started to miss the slide
>dad banned me from going to the park
>>318200150
I can only go off the information I've been given
You murricants havent made a good rep for yourselves
>>318200115
Sit at top
Hold pole
Spin down and around
>>318192371
I played this a fair amount back in the day, but trying to play online was a pain. Your partner would disconnect and griefing was a huge problem. I would not suggest playing with randoms.tfw picked on, and when kids would see-saw with you, they'd get off at the peak of your height and then just let you drop and fall on your ass
>>318195160
>>318199980
Being fat and seeing that .webm of a guy getting his ankle absolutely rekt on a trampoline makes me too much of a pussy to want to try these big ones out.
>>318200679
>Sit at top
>Hold pole
>Spin down and around
But I'm 6'0", how else can I do it? Nobody in the park will help me.
>>318200679
>I can only go off the information I've been given
>on 4chan
you're just making an ass out of yourself. go obsess about america in another thread. i'm not even american but i'm sick and tired of shitposters giving them so much attention.
>>318195163
de_piranesi or de_cbble?
ITT: Dank meta playground /v/ memes becomes shitposting becomes /r9k/
Still better than your average/v/ thread though
>>318200564
Donkey Kong 64
From what I could tell nobody ever played it.
>>318200669
kek
well, you were able to destroy the slide in the end
being banned from going to the park must suck
>>318200851
Stop getting so booty bothered yank. I made one reply to a post with a video showing how retarded americans are. You dont have to reply to all my posts.
We get it, you're upset. Move on
>>318200850
Its not supposed to be a joint effort anon
>obliterating anything smaller than my thumb with a magnifying glass the size of my face
>starting fires and getting blisters trying to put them out
>kicking up nests of pissed off ants and blasting them with super soakers
>climbing trees and jumping out for shits
>jousting with balance balls until we are too battered to continue
>tackle football
>smear the queer
>practicing WWE with friends, on one another
>swimming in lakes where people drowned to death, daring each other to go out farther
>throwing clods of dirt at each other for fun
>toad throwing contests
I was a fucking man's man when I was a kid.
Now I channel my masculine energy into masturbating every day and calling people faggots on imageboards
>>318196006
>LOLOLOL LOOK AT THE AMERICANS
>meanwhile, even saying "Heil Hitler" in Germany is a felony
>hate speech laws are a real thing in the UK, and you will be thrown in jail
lmao
>>318200945
No what happens is that there's these faggot kids out there that thinks deleting save files are funny.
Seeing someone deleting a 60% kirby 64 file over there triggers the fuck out of me. Still does
>>318201116
>>throwing clods of dirt at each other for fun
mah fucking nigga
That's what we would do while waiting for snow to fall, those things stung
>>318200564
This looked like a samurai before I opened the image.
>be unpopular kid in school
>hate gym class because it makes me wear shorts
>love gym class because I love games
>kick ass at everything that isn't a real sport (good at badminton, though)
>carry team in dodgeball
>juke people in chain tag, be last one standing
I never had more confidence than when I was gaming
>>318193270
That's a boingalow
>>318201116
Goddamn being kids was the shit. Being a manchild is just not the same.
>>318200669
>next birthday buys me a PS2 with Dead or Alive 2
Dad knew what was up
>>318190204
YOU ALL SUCK!
>>318201116
>Autumn comes, it's conker season
>Instead of playing Conkers we collect them to use as ammo to throw at each other
>>318201585
Where is this? Feels like I've been there before.
>>318200669
Well at least you didn't engage in actual homesexual activities. Goddamn my childhood was fucked up.
Perhaps you have an answer which can satisfy me,
Why cant you find good Seuss games anywhere /v/?
>>318198404
>tfw I was that kid
>>318201283
It didn't even have things that survive deleting save files (the banana fairy unlocks in other words) unlocked.
Either no one played it, they sucked at it or the cart was broke and couldn't save at all. Every time I was there it was just playing the opening demos and the DK Rap. FOREVER.It still is actually, that McDonalds is like twenty years out of style.
>>318201483
>evolution
>girls, plural
Looks like the same girl copy/pasted 100 times
>>318191984
>sandbox games
>good
enjoy no challenge copy paste bullshit for 50+ hours
Refugees in germany have been shitting in playgrounds.
So much so some are closed off to public use as they are deemed a health hazard.
>>318194343
I remember there was one at a mcdonalds with a tube at the very top-front, but the bottom wan't plastic, it was a net made of thick rope. There was nothing underneath it so I would never ever go across it.
On an unrelated note I think these things gave me claustrophobia
>humid, closed in space with little air, tons of screaming kids, and the smell of shit and piss
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>318201895
This planet is becoming harder and harder to live on.
>>318201585
is that fucking... kids space or something? in AL?
>>318201895
DESIGNATED
>>318191116
Damn Bulgarians get all the cool playgrounds
>>318194250
Actually the best post I've seen all week holy shit my sides
>>318194343
>needs a minimap for metroidvania games
>in 2015
git gud
>>318194838
Modernartinanutshell.jpg
>>318201585
>>318201987
goddamn that looks like the park in my hometown.
>>318190678
>>318191116
Waaait a minute... something looks off in these pictures...
>>318201892
That's a griefing waiting to happen
>camp the far end with an airhorn
>everything for 10 miles in the direction of the near end is deaf
>>318201892
>go to the playground
>skinning my knees on the spinning trapeze
>getting all tangled in the twist-turning bangles
>get stuck in the neck of the Funneling Zeck
FUCKING SEUSSLAND
>>318195573
>mfw place near me has one of these but it spins automatically with an operator
>they also have a king of the hill game: literally a steep hill covered in slippery plastic
>so many kids losing their teeth from flying off that disk and being pushed off the hill it's unreal
>>318194525
There was a park that set up reminds me of where I got the shit kicked out of me. I deserved it though
>>318201998
SHITTING
>>318202231
>so many kids losing their teeth
Good thing they grow back.
>>318201585
>had a place like that next to one of the local elementary schools
>the moments we were allowed there in 3rd and 4th grade were amazing
>cut to 8th grade
>gym teacher lets us go there for shits and giggles
>overrun with plants, the plastic on the ladders and swings rotted away, slide is straight up gone, weird bugs everywhere
>>318202376
Yeah
Then the adults came and took over the hill, helping their own kids up and then other dads coming and knocking them all off
>>318200669
>>next birthday buys me a PS2 with Dead or Alive 2
>>318198479
>School had dodgeball with a medic sort of role in the game
>When I was the medic I would form a tetsudo/phallanx of people around me, bringing them back into the game when they were hit
Good times
>>318202428
>tfw you'll never be a father who goes out of his way to harm other children so his kid can win an imaginary game
Why even live? I legitimately love hearing this about these type of ridiculous prideful fatherly shenanigans, it warms my heart.
>>318199301
>>318199392
Yeah you have thoughts like "What if I was a fag sitting on a dolphin while everyone else was playing and having fun?"
>tfw 12
>I was at the park once, and came across a girl from my class at the time and her 8 year old cousin
>their family is pretty much social trash and so are they
>at one time we go below the slide and her god damn younger cousin pulls her panties down and lifts her shirt exposing her entire body for no apartment reason staring at me and laughing.
All of my what, but not gonna lie I got a boner from it.Dont bother asking for a story, thats all there is to it, and its not like they were good looking anyway.
>>318201746Pleasant Grove Utah It is called discovery park.
>>318200115
You slide down the pole like a fireman and severely injured yourself in the process. Then when you reach the bottom you are trapped in the middle.
It's a death trap just avoid it at all cost.
>>318201585
>Had one of these near my house
>There is a part where you walk up into a tower and then cross a walkway
>Its like 20ft high, its by far the highest point in the park
>Switching between playing Legends of the Hidden Temple and WWF
>Im being Undertaker, he is Kane
>Go up on the bridge "fighting"
>We both climb on the banister so our feet are hanging over the side
>Put my feet down and pull him ondo my shoulder
>Tombstone Piledrive (or as close as it could have been) him off the walk way into the wood chip covered ground
>Soon as I hit the ground I am in insane pain, start crying
>Friend is knocked out
>Ambulance have to rush us both to the ER
>I have two fractured kneecaps and woodchips stuck in my knees
>He has a cracked skull and cuts on his head
>Parents never let me out to play after that
>Grow up friendless, end up being a huge loner till college, still barely have friends
Don't Try It At Home
>>318203453
Worth it
>>318203173
Yeah then you become a renowned poet while the other kids become useless jocks nobody cares about.
>>318193270
Balloon room.
I mean seriously it's a room made of balloons.
How can you guys even fuck that up?
>>318203453
I'm not sure I got what happened, could you make a flash about it?
>>318203259
story? did you fucked them afterwards?
>captcha: WINVILLE
>>318198334
>27 years old
>still occasionally ride my bike to the park and play on the swings
Swings never get old.
>>318195573
The texture on the surface of that looks like it would grind through denim, past the skin, and only stop when it hit bone.
>>318203798
>playing with niece and nephew at park
>we decide to go on the swings
>start swinging and close my eyes like i used to when i was little
>start crying
>>318201892
That shit is so wacky none of the kids are even playing it properly. They're just walking around like a bunch of plebs.
YOU'RE MEANT TO YELL PROFANITIES IN THE SMALL END YOU IDIOTS!!!
> tfw I will never git gud at handball
>>318200342
Same thing happened to my ear in a different way though. I know your pain.
>>318203774
I essentially did this, except we were 20 feet in the air, and instead of him tucking his head safely between my legs I dropped him on his head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ5IqYXNV2Y
None of you even played in the construction zones? What the fuck?
>>318193063
dz
discovery zone
discover what I can do on my ownthere was a girl that would give blowjobs in the one in my town. it's part of why it shut down.
>>318194250
>dat loli ass
>>318193270
Space Jam
>>318198953
*ignorant people will keep saying legos forever
>>318203953
Time to play some redass at lunch time.
>That kid that would always catch the ball in his hat
>>318195573
No bars
Fox only
Final Destination
>>318204351
>that pic
>not
>californiaroads.jpg
>>318203295
There's something that looks nearly identical near coral springs florida. Probably the same company that put it in or from the same blueprints.
>>318193270
Moon castle. You know, because you can jump so high you can reach the moon?
>>318200564
Super Mario Sunshine. :)
>>318201116
>smear the queer
really expected this to be a game where animal shit or something was smeared on a kid everyone thought was gay
now ive googled it, im a little disappointed
Did anyone else go around slapping bumper stickers on random cars? My brother and I used to do that all the time.
Did anyone go to the Island of Adventure Jurassic Park playground? They had this gigantic treehouse thing with rope bridges.
>>318204260
Oh I see, never been interested in wrestling.
>>318196006
>animeposting is actually illegal
>still allowed on /v/
>>318197862
>tfw buying just an small pack of these and challenging other kids to increase you collection
It is like real life pokeyman.
>>318198479
>tfw dodgeball with medicine balls in high school
>>318200115
You're supposed to get inside it.
>not having a portable
what's wrong with you faggots?
>>318200835
In that webm you're referring to, that trampoline setup he had look liked it was make-shift. Comparing that to a real, controlled facility, which is much safer, wouldn't be fitting.
>>318205291
don't worry anon, 4chan is not an american board anymore.
>>318205113
No, but me and my friends used to beat up homosexual people.
We'd gang up on them one at a time and keep beating the shit out of them until they told us we had beat the gay out them. That's how we had them phrase it every time, it was pretty funny.
>>318205825
How'd you get away with it? Was everyone involved kids?
>>318205825
i did the same too but with jewish kids because they were jewish and killed jesus christ.
>>318193270
Bouncey House
or
Bounce House
or
Bouncey Castle
or
Bounce Castle
>>318205820
yes it is
it's hosted in America and has a primarily American userbase
>>318203453
What happened to the other kid?
Did he have brain damage?
>>318206090
Are you aware our new overlord is a japanese guy? and people can post anime?
>>318190678
>gamebryo.jpg
>>318206208
How does having a japanese person own it make it japanese?
>>318194343
WHO /COPCAR/ HERE
>>318201009
>Still replying
Stay mad, Europoor. :^)
![climbing_arch_monkey_bar_helix_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ihe9lHN.jpg "climbing arch monkey bar helix full[1]")
>>318200115
They have one of these at my local playground.
It's a ladder up to the main section, only it twists sideways so it's fucking impossible to climb
>>318193270
>No one's called it by its true name yet
It's a JUMPING CASTLE m80s
>>318200564
Superman 64. Not even joking. It sucked.
>>318203953
>play wallball on school wall
>everybody always trying to hit certain parts, ie. the white strip at the halfway point or the plastic lip of the roof
>so many balls got roofed
>every once in a while a janitor would go up there during lunch hour and chuck them all back off
Good times, except the wait for returns was pretty bad.
>>318200669
>>I give him cookies my mom made for me, so that he will get fatter and the slide will break more quickly
10/10 Laughed way harder than I should
>>318200564
dat completely broken analog stick
>>318200564
>Super Mario Sunshine
that's why I have a sort of weird nostalgia for the first 15 minutes of the game and nothing else
>>318197798
>just go ssssssssUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
Help, I'm dying
>>318205974
But the Romans killed Jesus.
>>318207132
weren't the romans also jews? nevermind i still bullyed jewish kids and got away with it.
>>318200564
Sonic Heroes and Grimbo's Revenge
>>318207191
>beating up a kid because his version of several thousand year old story is slightly different than yours
You weren't in the special education class were you?
>>318199497
Head saftey
>>318195862
>mcdonalds playplace had a sign mentioning a ball pit
>there was no ball pit
>>318207378
No, actually i was pretty smart in class that i had to be moved when i turned 16.
>>318202126
There was a place that looked exactly like this in my town. In the sandpit in the middle someone hade dug a hole that went underneath the playground. I remember going under it all the time and finding heaps of cigarettes and syringes.
I won't pretend St. Louis isn't a shitty city, but damn if the City Museum doesn't almost make up for it
>>318206193
Nah he was fine. Was in the hospital for a week or so but there was no permanent dameExcept to our friendship
>>318200835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvWt4Z4PqmM
Is this it?
>>318208007
>spoiler
O-oh. ;_;
Anyone else lucky enough to have one of these near their house?
>tfw the poor side of my town had one and the rich side had shitty one story playgrounds
>>318194071
Texan here, always called it bouncy castle
>>318208550
that's how it was where i lived too, all the playgrounds that had one of these were always in the bad parts of town.
>>318206775
>get ball on roof
>janitor sees it
>starts yelling like a madman
>I HAVE TO RISK MY LIFE TO GET THEM DOWN FROM THERE!
>shit's like 3m off the ground, you can almost climb onto it from the floor
>keeps ranting and raving
>everyone keeps walking
>he ends up dragging some asian kid to the principal's office
It's like 'nam, man. All the tennis balls! SO MANY BALLS! THENM DAMN SLANT EYED GOOKS THROWING BALLS ON OUR ROOF ALL NIGHT!
Jerry went up to get the ball one night and ... THEY HIT HIM! THEY HIT JERRY RIGHT IN THE ASS! God help the poor fuck, he never recovered.
>>318190204
Slide is too linear, it needs to be open world.
Is this the best MMO of all time?
>>318198529
>Lifelong bros
;-;
>>318208859
think of all the piss
My old playground had a giant metal slope the looked like a slide but had no ladder so you could only climb up on the slopewe used to make kids climb up it and burn their hands on hot days
>>318208859
SHIT
I used to go here all the fucking time when I was a child, the wavepool is the fucking jam, the waves would go so fucking high that they were twice the average person's size and they were so fucking powerful the entire fun was getting hit and tossed around by people on tubes, or being launched in the air and hitting some poor faggot kid in the face.
>Be smart kid
>Need extra course for more challenge
>Be part of a select group called GATE for elite children
>Leave classes early to go to this; other kids jealous
>Best teacher in the school runs it
>Gives us all sorts of puzzles to solve, outside-the-box thinking stuff
>Asks during one class if anyone knows what DNA stands for
>Nobody raises their hands
>Teacher looks around, "Nobody?"
>One other kid points him in my direction; hand straight up in the air
>"Yes anon?"
>"Deoxyriboneucleic acid!"
>all other kids going WTF
>need to repeat it twice
>get pat on back
Feels good, man.
Once I hit high school though I just stopped caring because depression. Made 80's without really trying, but I sincerely regret not putting effort in and getting a scholarship. I hate my convenience store job.
How do I college?
>>318200768
nigga you havent livedtill you played see saw wars.
Aka bounce the see saw so hard you make people fall off.
Best played with one of those one pieceof plastic ones. we played see saw wars till we were like 16 on the same baby see saw.
>>318208859
>>318209173
>mfw used to intentionally launch myself into other people when waves came and hurt them
>apologized pretending it was an accident
>they believed me because of the bullshit force of the waves
Feels good, senpai.
>>318208550
>tfw when i did and it even had seats up top
>>318194250
Who else had fight clubs in elementary school?
>>318209346
>everybody around you has a tube but you don't
>you're in a cluster of 30 people around you
>mega wave comes and you're being bombarded by people's tubes, feet, and hands while trying not to drown
>>318197140
>Gravelord_Nito.jpg
>>318196272
>Summer after junior year of highschool
>Working as a camp counselor for kids aged 3-6
>Each week has a different theme for the campers
>One week in July the theme is the Carnival/Circus
>On friday we had a special activity where campers get to play in bounce houses that the administration had rented
>mfw they were dodgy as shit and had a ton of holes patched with duck tape
>mfw while it was my group's turn, a little girl jumped too hard and ended up falling through the floor of the bounce house face first
>mfw she was traumatized of bounce houses after that and said she never wanted to go in one again
>>318209526
i'd assume pretty much every American public school had fight clubs. cuz... yeah.
mine were held near a section of the playground with giant truck tires.
>>318201585
IS this in Ireland by chance?
>>318210150
>filename
THAT'S COURTNEY 2.0 YOU DUMB FUCK
Me and a huge group of kids in the neighborhood would just grab handfuls of the little pebbles that were laid around the playground and chuck them at each other like cavemen.
>>318210170
>playground monitors watched all the kids at my school like a hawk
>banned everything fun
>they even banned fucking tag of all things because of the physical contact
>>318200668
> dodger
We had a willow structure like this in our playground, but it was bigger and you could not see inside or out from it as it was filled.
it had 2 tunnel entrances.
Me and my friends had this clan/gang called the blue devils Or Aidan's squad. I was the leader and our enemies were the Red Angels or Georges squad and we both had playfights that sometimes turned into semi real fights, bear in mind this was when we were about 8-12.
>Red Angels hiding out in the willow.
>We hold the castle fort and have men with sticks holding it
>I Rally my troops and tell them we need to retake the Willow.
> We have a plan to get in.
>We grab our sticks and our bows. ( Curved sticks with waistband elastic)
>We have 15 men they have 15.
>They are all guarding the two entrances and no way to get in from there.
> We fire arrows(sticks) into the doorways and one of them surrenders.
> Plan Murderwillow.
>We can fit our large sticks in between the branches in the willow.
>We all start jamming the sticks into the willow while 4 of us guard the exits.
>SCREEEEEAMS
> I use my staff to open up a hole in the willow big enough for me to get in.
> I SHOUT FOR I AM THE GOD OF THIS WILLOW AND YOU WILL DIE
> I SCREAM AND RUN IN THERE WHIRLING THE STAFF AROUND MY HEAD
> I AM A BLENDER OF CHILDREN
>Mad bruises for a week.
> we now own the willow.
>The blue devils are more powerful
Want to hear another story about the forest tribes where some kid nearly drowned
>large wooden playfort in elementary school
>walkways, slides, ramps n' shit
>space underneath one of the long, low-angle ramps to climb under
>can feel people walking on the ramp above you
>people started spreading rumours that kids died in there
>it worked, keeping kids from going under there so they could monopolize it every recess
>>318210850
Pic is the willow but bigger and more filled in so you cant see
>>318210850
>some kid nearly drowned
what
>>318207834
>>318208079
That's just outside. City Museum is an old shoe factory that's been entirely converted into a giant jungle gym. It's like eight stories tall and is pretty much a huge maze. There's also a ferris wheel on the roof, a giant slide that goes from the top floor all the way down to the lobby, and a miniature skate park. Oh, and at night there are two bars open, so you can get drunk in that place.
>That kid who fell off the monkey bars and cracked his skull
Fucking brutal.
>>318211481
>That's just outside. City Museum is an old shoe factory that's been entirely converted into a giant jungle gym. It's like eight stories tall and is pretty much a huge maze. There's also a ferris wheel on the roof, a giant slide that goes from the top floor all the way down to the lobby, and a miniature skate park. Oh, and at night there are two bars open, so you can get drunk in that place.
This honestly sounds like paradise. What's the catch?It's only for rich people right?
>>318210543
I know nigga, I've just been too lazy to change the filename.
>>318207561
>mfw grew to adulthood without ever experiencing a ball pit
In fact all playgrounds here had only swings, slide and sandboxes, the cool ones were only built once I was too old
fuck them anyway, one of the most fun things me and my friends did was go around after school looking for the hardest or most sword-like sticks and beat the shit out of eachother with them playan swords
I think I was the only one who never had a broken finger out of the 4 of us
>>318201425
>hate gym class because it makes me wear shorts
Shorts are great, why would you hate them?
>>318210719
>Elementary school
>Outside on the playground during recess one day, chilling with one of my friends
>Teacher I've never seen in my life comes up to us and asks us if we know a kid we'll call Joe
>Joe was a mutual friend of ours, and was a little too hyperactive and wild during elementary school
>Apparently Joe had been doing something bad enough to draw the Teacher's attention
>mfw she told us that we had to watch him and make sure he didn't do it again, or we'd get in trouble to
>mfw he was on the other side of the playground, nowhere near me and my other friend when he did whatever she was pissed about
>>318209274
FAFSA loans or trade school
the important thing in college is to work your ass off studying if you want those A's.
This is speaking as a sophomore pre-med student so I'm really not that much of an authorityI only got a 3.3 my first two semesters and its starting to look the same this one, which is really bad. I always put off studying for tests until the last 3 days or so and its fucking me, i think i need to fucking abuse adderall or something to fucking focus. I'm scared because I never imagined doing anything but medicine
>>318191116
>The sequel takes place on a tropical island
>>318212039
>It's only for rich people right?
It's only $12, a bit more if you want to go to the roof.
Definitely worth checking out, it's an absolute blast with friends.
>>318211438
>be 12-13
> The gang thing has moved to our nearby forest
> Its now tribes
> I own the Big and best tribe
> called the Cherus dont know why
> like 50+ people in this big tribe game thing
> every time I go out for walks I get big and more threatening staffs.
> On my shed roof I have my collection.
> my best ones were painted.
> I have this one that is like a mancatcher but in a Y shape.
> I would trap kids and cable tie their hands together and get the other tribe to give me sweets or a one of their prized weapons for him back
> Have people Guarding the prisoner.
> This kid is super angry
> We put him in the tree.
>It is a hollowed out giant tree that I put mesh over the front and use it as a storage for prisoners.
> this guy gets free
>Hands still cabletied.
> He runs and is looking back
> I run after with the tribe.
>He is faster
>SPLOOSH
>We all start laughing he has fell into the pond.
>He has not come up.
> Hah ahaha oh shit.
> remember drowning is a thing.
> Jump in
> Grab him
> I had my gold swimming badge so I am basically Poseidon of the pond
>I save him
> He is alive.
> He swears a oath to me and he becomes my war General.
The last amazing story I have is of the pen knife age. and also the time I buried a big box full of sweets. it is still there.
>>318212317
shorts are not comfortable or easy to wear
>>318200564
One of the games was Mario Kart Double Dash and it was a fucking blast. I think the other game might have been Monkey ball maybe no one ever played it since there was double dash...
>>318212587
>Update
The time I tried to crucify a child also was pretty funny
>>318211481
>at night there are two bars open, so you can get drunk in that place.
After spending my youth getting drunk on shitty playgrounds, this would be glorious
>>318201116
what the fuck happenned to the thread it was about slides n shit
>>318202227
Underated
>told this had infinite replay value
>have to buy ball dlc plus download 4 gb father figure
When will marketing be honest?
>>318195378
Why the fuck is he wearing shoes
>>318194969
>google this
>"oh shit I should go here some time"
>remember I'm an adult
>>318212317
I was conscious of my thick, hairy thighs. Also that I only had shorts that didn't go past my knees until late highschool because fucking hand-me-downs. If we all sat cross-legged in a circle while listening to the teacher's instructions it was very easy to see my boxers.
Took me until late highschool to stop wearing t-shirts in pools, too. I didn't really have a reason to be ashamed, I just was.
>>318213784
Plus, if you were using the african american servers you couldn't even access the dad dlc.
Fuck that shit.
>>318213872
>tfw Peter Pan was right
>>318199392
LOL
>>318214021
I guess I could always join Hook's crew.
>>318212317
For me, back in high school, when I went to buy my gym clothes they only had small and large, so I got a small. Big mistake. They were fucking tiny. I had to wear them for like 2 months before they got a second batch. Fuck I hated gym.
>>318213872
Just fart out some kids and force them to go with you
>>318193063
I remember this shit from when i was like 5 lmao
>pinching skin between rollies everytime
Good times
>>318213872
>read these threads
>realize all the shit I will NEVER do because I'm a 6 foot adult
Why the fuck does life force you to go from the Nintendo-tier childhood fun to Sony-tier adult drinking and 'parties'? I fucking hate the latter so all I'm left with is vidya.
>>318193757
Looks like Bloc from CoD4
>>318194084
i feel like puking already
why were we such masochists
>>318214123
Yeah I bet he could use some extra cabin boy.
when i see a playground all i can remember is pain and isolation
>>318214464
Pain is fun.
>>318201426
dislocated my jaw from yawning and then laughing at this
fuck
>>318214481
You've got us my dear, you're not alone anymore.
>>318212493
>never imagined doing anything but medicine
I was scared to even try 5-Hour Energy and Monster. I think you're normal.
I reeeally wanna try to get into college, but I don't even know what I want to do that would be worth spending the money on. I love vidya, anime, science facts, and listening to music, but since I haven't played an instrument since elementary school the only one there that might be lucrative is vidya, but /v/ keeps telling me not to take those courses and I have no motivation to try learning to make them at home. I need a teacher.
>>318201585
I went to one of those a lot and it was GOAT.
>>318194701
I lived in western WA and we weren't allowed to play in it anymore after the incident where that fucking kid died trying to imitate naruto and suffocated in the sand
by 6th grade we largely weren't even allowed to run at recess, i would hate to see how bad it is nowadays in the current climate
>ctrl+f Ghost Slide
>no one remembers the best anime ever based on the best game ever
Neo-/v/ is real.
>>318192617
fucking casual
>>318207132
The jews renounced him even though he was also a jew.
Jews don't believe in JC that's why the christians separated from the jews after a few hundred years or so
>>318214745
if you don't know what you want to do, consider accounting? It's not fun, but the math is fairly simple and there's a lot of demand in the field because people always picture it as a soul-crushing job. it's mostly just wanking around in excel though
>>318194224
>Remember people following me everywhere because I was popular.
These days are long gone.
>>318213872
>no one has built an playground for adults and just called it an "obstacle training center" to make it seem less childish
>>318214954
>that fucking kid died trying to imitate naruto and suffocated in the sand
what
>>318195606
bro one of my first orgasms was sliding down the stair railways dick-down when I was 5, up until I was 9 when I couldn't do it suspiciously anymore.
it was fucking amazing, going to orgasm from a limp dick in literally just 5-10 seconds, not to mention the lack of mess since pre-puberty.
I haven't attempted it since but I get the feeling it's not possible anymore.
>>318194343
I legitimately think I would still get lost in one of these...
>>318198479
>dodgeball without a backing wall
who the hell does that?
>mfw remembering that one time I got stuck in one of those super-tight baby swings and couldn't get free until a passerby came to free me two hours later
>>318193270
It's called a jumping castle and if you call it anything else you're objectively a retarded fuckstick with down syndrome.
>>318216060
They are pure evil
>>318204351
>paidbythehour.jpg
>>318208724
How about you try out a sandbox if you want open-world gameplay
>>318215129
http://abcnews.go.com/US/MindMoodNews/story?id=4430328
this fucking faggot ruined everything for us
we lived near where this happened and we weren't allowed to do anything afterwards
>>318201585
I would always climb on the roof my park had more height to it
>climbing on roof as usual
>slip off
>falling head first from more than 20 feet
>oh shit
>leg gets caught like a hook onto one of the bars on the way down
>hanging from one leg saved purely by chance
Couldve been horrible i was a crazy kid back then i would even jump from the second story of my school just cause
>>318215068
There was an accounting class in high school, but I didn't take it. I should have. Instead I tookCalculus. Man, my no-effort 80s were only 65-75s in there.
>>318204351
I did. We stole the golf carts, spraypaint, and signs
>That time at recess in 3rd grade when the girls tied you to a tree with a jump rope and took turns trying to kiss you
I don't know what their endgame was but I wasn't asking questions
>>318217002
climbing on the roofs of those things made you hardcore forever
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