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Rude :/
>>317849219
What a faggot. I assume Huniepot was joking when they made tweet about DOAX3
>>317849414
So Sarah Palin comes from incest? I believe it.
>>317849219
REKT
All Gawker sites are fucking shitpiles.
And they have one for EVERY topic. Like when the Russian jet got shot there was a military-themed gawker site called something like "delta strike" posting incorrect information about that.
>>317849760
>christ centered gamer
kex
>>317849593
That poor dog. Look at it. It wants to die so badly.
>>317849760
Why don't christians recommend it, is the game religious?
Thanks, based mods
so what did kotaku do this time?
>>317849219
Kotaku or not, that's pretty rude
Man I do kind of feel bad for Klepek. I'm sure his relevancy/following fell off a fucking cliff after he left Giant Bomb
>>317850218
nothing specific to do with this, they are just terrible in general
>>317849219
Who is HuniePot again
>>317850159
Promotes sex in a way counter to Christian teachings. Least the site is honest in the way they approach things and is for a niche group of people.
>>317850159
idk
>>317850159
>Why don't christians recommend it, is the game religious?
They heard the game was match-three, but they couldn't match the father, son and holy ghost.
>>317850068
Yeah, they did a very good review on Huniepop and praised it. That quote is very misleading.
>>317850367
someone that will be crawling to these game bloggers when they need free marketing for the next game
>top kek is going out of business and will try to sneak back to giant bomb
That's what you get when you ruin a site completely then move in with your kotaku friends afterwards.
That's fucking based.
>"Just wanted to make it known I was interested in getting more info."
What does that mean? He just wanted his name out there but didn't actually care about receiving information? Isn't this guy a writer?
>>317850414
madoka?
>>317850470
fucking lol
>>317850485
Isn't it that website that basically has two different scores for games? Like a quality score and a jesus score?
>>317850159
They actually did an unbiased review of the game when scoring. Then the guy says as a Christian he doesn't recommend it. The game would be fine if you're not religious.
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5810-huniepop-pc
>>317850159
its lewd.
I believe that page has like two scores/reviews though, one for normal consumers and one for fundamentalist Christians.
That's basically what Kotaku and Polygon needs.
>>317850159
But they did recommend it. Then that faggot dev put that misleading quote there because he was embarrassed they liked it and it didn't serve his narrative.The Reviewer was a girl
>>317850595
truly, the only objective reviews you can get
god bless
>>317850595
Yep. They have a section devoted the quality of the game and then a section on things based on morals.
>>317850632
>morality score
>>317850778
That's pretty cool
>>317849760
Honestly that Christian review site is the best place to get reviews
>>317850778
That...seems kind of fair, honestly.
>>317850698
it was meant to be rude and not a joke
>>317849760
>christfags will defend this
>>317849760
>christian site gives a very fair and unbiased review despite the content
>the guy takes the most negative quote in it just for shock value
kind of a dick move
>>317850862
Pretty much their reviews are always on point.
>>317849593
>people invite friends over to watch their glorious leader talk on tv
Social Justice actually is fascism, holy shit. That's what Germany was like under Hitler, and what NK is like.
I kinda feel bad because I think blackouts are pretty much loathsome but I don't care if it happens to Kotaku. I don't care if I'm a hypocrite because of this
>>317850698
>>317850502
>>>/tumblr/
>>317850879
>kotaku
>based
Nah
>>317849219
People whose twitter icons are cartoon versions of themselves are always terrible people
>>317850882
it is, whenever ppl mention them its positive
>tfw homie pop and the futa mod never got finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H--1j6pXsgE
>>317850698
Hurts to be on the receiving end doesn't it Kotaku?
>>317850778
Literally all gamergate wants is for SJWs to adopt the same system.
A quality score and a social justice score. So no more reviews that read 9/10 and end on 6/10 because muh social justice (Bayo2).
Think about that for a second.
>>317850943
That made me wonder if Kotako and Destructoid slammed the game and he took the most positive sentence. But yeah a dick move
>>317850943
if they dont want to be quoted they have the option to not review it, you should see undertales review quotes
>>317851042
>go to site
>popup telling me to disable adblock
Interesting that a Christian website is run bykikes
>>317850068
That's actually one of the most down to earth review site.
>>317850159
It was actually a really fair review, it just noted that the game was basically heresy incarnate.
>>317850537
He is obviously lying, you fucking idiot.
A kotaku writer wanting to talk to the guy who made a dating porn puzzle game who wants to support the bikini tits game? Yeah, he definitely is interested in getting info to talk shit it about later.
>>317850993
You're just jealous because Kotaku is based and whiny anti-SJWs are baseless.
>>317850995
It's a character from their game
>>317851194
But anon that wasn't what he was saying, he's saying overall the website gave it a good review but the guy chose a misleading quote making it seem like a bad review
>>317849219
I think that's a bit childish from that dev. No matter how much you hate kotaku you should still at least try to be polite when you decline them.
>>317851192
Kotaku did shun Huniepop, and the devs did use an out of context positive quote to sell the game.
Honestly nothing wrong with that. AAA do it all the time for CoD, Battlefield, etc. They will quote 5/10-6/10 reviews where they praise something specific (usually "stunning visuals" or "amazing sound effects" from "despite its stunning visuals" or "which really hampers the otherwise amazing sound effects"). It's just politically motivated (fuck Kotaku) rather than "fill the box with quotes!"
>>317851194
But that quote is very misleading and unrepresentative of the score they actually gave. That's like if a reviewer slams a game but gives it a 9/10 numerical score regardless and then they just quote and use the num... oh.
>>317851239
would jesus use adblock?
>>317850995
Holy shit it's true
>>317851076
>futa mod
For what? Got more info?
>>317850969
Ever heard of the Queen's speech, child?
>>317850995
You really cant pretend to be this level of stupid.
>>317851463
yes
>>317851390
He's talking about Klepek. And it's an 8-bit drawing, which makes it even more pretentious.
HOLY SHIT THERES A STEAM SALE RIGHT NOW
>>317851374
Go get triggered senpai.
>>317851194
holy shit toby fox is a prick
>>317851524
Whoops, my bad
>>317851463
Yes, ads on some websites are so fucking invasive nowadays there's no way he wouldn't.
>>317850943
This. Christ centered gamer is probably the most unbiased in their reviews. Their morality system lets them take the opinion out of the actual review and place it on the side for people who care about that.
>>317850632
As someone who is very in religious. That site is pretty based.
>>317851494
not him, but Americans don't have a fucking barbecue for the state of the union address
>>317849219
who is this huniepot person you guys keep shilling?
>>317851568
>10/10
>here are some obvious flaws
vintage journalism, hopefully these men return to christ and seek true objectivity
>>317851463
I know him, and he does.
>>317851403
my main problem is that he's pretty much using it to say "OH MY GOD MY GAME IS SO CONTROVERSIAL LOOK HOW MUCH CHRISTIANS HATE IT!!!!" even though the review doesn't mention religion very much
![Episode 3 - Lovesick Sonic.mp4_snapshot_15.54_[2015.11.25_12.39.05].png](https://i.imgur.com/FMsr1Lg.png "Episode 3 - Lovesick Sonic.mp4 snapshot 15.54 [2015.11.25 12.39.05]")
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?The dog has skid marks in front of it
a man was called a racist by his son. he says "son, i am not racist. i have plenty of black friends, just let me go cut them down and show you"
>>317851691
google for maybe 10 seconds and you'd find out
>>317851568
I find this hilarious desu
You'd be an asshole if you had the fanbase toby fox does, he hates them
>>317851463
Go ask the moneychangers.
>>317851269
They had a 5 hour thread on here that reached the bump limit 3 times. They give 2 rating one based of the game and one for their religion.
>>317850778
I'm not gonna criticize them for it but it is hilarious to read. One of the hunniepop ones is 'can be a girl and pursue relationships with girls'.
I just wish they had a review for Persona 3 and SMT IV.
>>317851784
I'm here to discuss topic anon.
>>317849219
For some reason whenever I see "BTFO" I first think "Back the fuck off??" before I think "blown the fuck out"
>>317850943
>>317851403
>>317851456
I think it's more to sell it to non-christians or non-traditional christians. A quote from a christian site saying they can't recommend it to other christians makes it sound like it's so lewd that christians would hate it. It's just a silly joke really.
>>317851692
>>317851568
Guess the game.
>>317850508
Hey pat, how's your goblin wife doing?
>>317851463
it's like ousting the merchants from the temple plaza every time
>>317849593
Isn't that the episode where he threw her the softest balls imaginable and she managed to completely fuck up each and every answer?
>Colbert: Do you even play games?
>Anita: Of course since I was a little girl.
>Colbert: Name one.
Anita: *Silence* Moves on to a completely different topic
How can one person even fuck up this hard and still have people licking her asshole?
>>317851854
change a singular letter in HuniePot and you will know what he is responsible for
>>317851568
Usually devs just pick whatever line praises their game the most, i can kinda apreciate toby's bad sense of humor in this. Same with hunniepop, if they picked whatever line praised then game the most from Christ Centered Gamer it would be milking schock value more then something like they currently have wich seems to be based on trying to be funny rather then schock value.
>>317851950
because jews have delicious salty assholes
>>317851732
It was just some shtick, I'm sure the guys who reviewed it had a good chuckle over it.
>>317849593
>those feet
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>317851950
>since I was a little girl
I don't watch kikebert report, but isnt there a video that says "I don't play video games"
before fem freq of course.
>>317851865
I think "blasted the fuck off"
>>317850309
I almost forgot about him until Dan decided to take take pity on him and started the Mario Maker challenge.
>>317850470
vastly underrated
![Episode 12 - Birth of a Salesman.mp4_snapshot_06.56_[2015.11.17_20.15.45].png](https://i.imgur.com/xDjWLlf.png "Episode 12 - Birth of a Salesman.mp4 snapshot 06.56 [2015.11.17 20.15.45]")
whats worse than 6 dead babies in 6 garbage cans?1 dead baby in 6 garbage cans
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and my front lawn?I don't roll around in my front lawn while i fapp.
>>317852058
Holy shit what
>>317851865
You've seen that picture too many times on /v/ then
*grabs you by the throat*
>>317851463
This is gonna keep me awake tonight.
>>317850995
Why does this always hold true?
>>317852058
WHOA THATS SOME ANDROGEN-FUELED SKELETAL GROWTH RIGHT THERE
>>317852062
it's because she's a con artist
she couldn't care less about feminism in videogames or feminist issues in general
her boyfriend ghostwrites what few videos she releases and runs her twitter account
she gets paid
it's all as simple as that
>>317851463
I don't know why but this just got me thinking about the idea of jesus just being a weeb and shitposting on /a/ all day
>>317852058
>>317852138
Marfan Syndrome. I can spot it a mile away.
i'm not pro-kotaku or pro-sjw or whatever, but the guy was being polite
at least hear what he has to say before shutting him off like that
>>317852115
It is blown the fuck out.
>>317851732
I mean it's ment more as joke, there's no real schock value behind it.
It would be worse if he just picked their best quote and went "GUYS, CHRISTIANS FUCKING LOVE MY PORN GAME"
>>317849219
This made my dick hard
>>317850862
I'm always puzzled how it's hitting the top google search pages, then realize it's the faithful that are bringing salvation to gaming.
We're all a bunch of heathens really. Even Christianity kept family roles in place for generations.
>>317852252
I agree, but the HuniePop dev was just repaying SJWs with their same token.
>>317850995
I've also noticed this.
>>317851181
>Literally all gamergate wants is for SJWs to adopt the same system.
>A quality score and a social justice score.
You can't actually really believe that, you fucking retard. If a review site added a separate "justice score", you think gators would welcome it with open arms, not fucking go mental and ridicule it for months?
>>317852252
>Patrick Klepek
>polite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eymeFiw7RQ
>>317851497
Pretty ironic considering you're the one completely missing the point here. Take a closer look at the image.
>>317851451
Movies do it too, if you look at the two stars by The Guardian, that's there actual score for the movie but it was positioned brilliantly so people just think the actor's head is in the way.
>>317850969
You're just mad that they actually have friends
>>317851568
>making fun out of how video game reviewers hand out 10's like they're nothing makes you a prick
What's wrong with that? I'm not a undertumblrette, before you say anything like that.
>>317849219
>shit porn game held up by /v-pol/ because "muh freedom of speech, muh censorship
>literally buried by undertale
enjoy being on the wrong side of history pissbabies.
>>317852310
trying to explain comedy to people who dont get it isnt very fun.
>>317849219
Not sure which of those I hate more honestly.
>>317852325
>People i know IRL on steam
>Can never justify buying this
>>317852473
What is this? An Ayano for ants?
>>317852428
>ridicule it for months?
Oh you mean they had deep respect for sites like Polygon before genius?
>>317850159
I mean, in a strictly religious sense there's no real way to excuse the fact that it's a game you play to look at cute girls
There's nothing extreme there, but also no reason to recommend it for any religious purpose
>>317852218
>boyfriend
so she is letting the patriarchy win?
>>317852473
Huniepop is irredeemable shit and the new game looks to be even worse, but I'd have to say I hate Kotaku/Klepek more. At least HunieDev's heart is in the right place, I guess?
>>317849219
Fucking kek m8. I hope other devs man the fuck up and do this.
>tfw 2016 will be full of Kotaku blacklisting stories
>Gawker downsizing and going full politics
Cant wait
>>317850995
>>317851468
It's because only insecure people do this.
If someone is secure with his looks and cares, he's putting a real photo in there.
If someone doesn't really care about his looks, wether he looks good or bad, he'll most likely put some random shit in there.
Only if someone both cares about his looks and is super insecure about them he'll put a cartoon version of himself in there
>>317852560
TOSHINO
>>317852712
KYOUKO
This is my very first e-celebrity thread where I know what's going on, I know who the twitter acount belongs to and why they are saying what they're saying.
>>317852428
>not fucking go mental and ridicule it for months?
How can you not ridicule it? Step back for a moment and look at what the fuck we are whining about.
Fucking computer made pixels on a fucking television that don't do jack shit until millions of lines of codes are written for it.
These people really want to save imaginary people? Go to fucking Africa if you want to do good you feelgood little shits.
>>317852614
She doesn't give a shit about the patriarchy and neither does McIntosh. They care about getting paid and realized that pretending to be offended by video games is a fucking goldmine.
>>317850995
>People whose twitter icons are cartoons are always terrible people
Fixed that for you.
Take your anime cancer off social media and to /a/ where it belongs.
>>317852761
i wish I wasn't a white male so I could get free money and attention.
>>317852758
Welcome to /v/'s cancer ward anon, glad to have you.
>>317849593
She didn't answer a single god damn thing.
>>317852252
Wow don't just tell (ANNOYING CUNT) to shut up that's rude, at least hear what he has to say.
>>317852830
Get a stupid woman to be the face of your con. Ghost write everything she says. Be as outrageous, obnoxious, and un-self aware as possible. You might have some difficulty though, it's a tapped market now, what with all the Patreons and stuff.
>>317851076
>filename
>voiced by smegmaking/emptyhero
Stop fucking shilling your shit all the time. You're even more desperate than ManlyTears at this point, at least he decided to step down after a while.
>>317852893
I like how colbert actually asked hard hitting questions but anita played them off like "haha nice joke colbert" and kept talking about feminism
And colbert didn't really seem to understand how hard hitting his questions were because video games are a joke to him
>>317852428
Everything gets ridiculed. Current scores are ridiculed because they make no fucking sense. How is that any different?
>>317852761
they already got more money than they need, what mcintosh constantly talks about is Power.
They want to influence as many ppl as possible and make their names known.
>>317852917
>>317852406
>>317852430
forget what i said
from what i saw this patrick guy is a huge retard and deserves no attention
him being from kotaku tho would be no reason to deny him a word or 2
>>317849219
Literally who
>>317852893
why cut off her answer to this
>>317851463
he doesn't need it :)
>>317852893
>>317853032
wait did he really ask that question?
>>317852252
>Kotaku looking to contact you, the dev of a porn game.
There's only one direction that is ever going, sjw articles.
>>317853094
"answer"
you guess why
>>317853138
i dont remember it, but then again I had an aneurysm halfway through.
>>317853056
He's saying that's ALL that gators want. Like after that they would be satisfied and stop all the threats. An utterly laughable statement that belies the level of intellectual honesty we're dealing with.
>>317850778
Jesus Christ, it's genius.
>>317853121
Post proof on your twitter that it's really you
>>317852058
crystals
>>317853094
Because she gave an answer and then tried to stall by switching subjects
>>317852062
Yes. It was when she was speaking at a college.
>>317850508
Why do that when it's so easy to get them to market your game for you anyway? Just mention how SJWs and people will literally do your advertising for you. Happened with DoAX3, happened with Dragon's Crown, and it'll keep on happening because these people are too stupid to realize they're a free marketing team.
>>317851950
I still can't tell if Colbert agrees or disagrees with her after that interview. The quote you put isn't actually in the interview, but it's kind of close:
>Colbert: So what you're objecting to are these... What would you call them? Male fantasy games? Male fantasy objectification games?
>Sarkeesian: Some of them.
>Colbert: Like which ones?
>Sarkeesian: Well there are a whole lot of them and I-
>Colbert: Can you name some of them?
>Sarkeesian: Well there are hundreds and hundreds of them-
>Colbert: Name three.
>Sarkeesian: Well I don't really want to talk about specific games. I'd rather talk about the industry as a whole reinforcing these negative ideas rather than a specific game, such as Grand Theft Auto.
During the interview, I got the idea that Colbert thinks "ethics in game journalism" is a fucking retarded cause or rationalization for a movement since so many other types of journalism are pretty "corrupt," meaning there are going to be political leanings no matter what field of journalism you get into from various outlets, but I felt like he also thought her position, and temerity of attack on male video game players, was completely ridiculous. The part where he says something like:
>Colbert: I don't get it. Why don't you make your own games? You can have your games and they can have their games.
>Sarkeesian: We are making our own games. There are plenty of games out there.
>Colbert: So what's the problem?
>Sarkeesian: The problem is that gamergate is responding to these new games being made.
The whole interview was a crapshoot. Colbert seemed taken aback by the mob mentality of it all, saying, "I didn't realize you brought a posse," after every comment from Sarkeesian was met with very loud, very obviously female, cheers off camera.
>>317853063
>him being from kotaku tho would be no reason to deny him a word or 2
It literally is though, you can't give gutter press a single word or they'll spin it some bullshit way to make you seem like a cunt. Say for instance huniepot said 'we enjoyed developing it' the kotaku headline would be 'HUNIPOT ENJOY DEGRADING WOMEN, SAYS ONE SPOKESMAN'
fuck them.
>>317850632
gal :)
>>317850862
thanks for the kind words!
>>317850943
I thought it was funny
>>317853263
>>317853121
https://twitter.com/divinegames/with_replies
nevermind I guess it really is you
and how did you hear about this thread?
>>317849219
Once again, they can make whatever garbage product they want so long as they keep posting on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfsP2cnnlIY
>>317852252
Everyone's polite when they want something from you fag.
I know a girl that's a total bitch 95% of the time but when she wants something from you, suddenly she's the most polite and nice person.
This fag is about ten times worse than that because he's nice when he needs you and then a total fag publicly trying to shame you after.
>>317851239
dude we don't make much money
http://www.christcenteredgamer.org/finances/
>>317851269
thanks for the kind words!
>>317853428
>gal
Now I know your playing with us. Are there actually girls that are christian and instead of being degenerates?
>>317851181
So basically all of dumbkatus scores would be 9/10 game 1/10 justice!
Yeah,no. How bout just burn kektaku and gawker and be done with it?
Speaking of, wheres based hulk? Did he leg drop gawker yet?
>>317853121
Could God make an ad so annoying even he couldn't block it?
I'll go back to liking their presence when they stop shoehorning in heart pupils for no reason and ether go back to tolerable anime pandering or just design something that doesn't look like turd balls.
I'm sure the team is chill though.
B T F O
>>317853428
How did you find my joke about the holy trinity? Can you give it separately for blasphemy and humor? >>317850470
>>317853428
How does it make you feel that adblock is more real than Jesus?
>>317851568
How does being self-deprecating about your own game make you a prick?
>>317853251
What threats? Don't tell me you actually believe Literally Wu.
>>317853121
Thank you based Jesus guy for bringing us game reviews.
>>317853634
>>317853639
*score it
>>317853468
He's been here before. He probably surfs here every now and then since he realized he's got a fanbase here.
He reviews pretty well.
>>317853369
I like Colbert. I think he realized during the interview that this woman is bat shit insane.
>>317853121
can you recommend me a good, clean, christian videogame
>>317849219
I bet they are writing an article about being blacklisted as we speak.
>>317850862
I wish they did more game reviews.
>>317850810
>Implying it's bad
They keep their subjective views seperate to the actual game. Reviewers could learn from this.
>>317853468
and how did you hear about this thread?
Some idiot in this thread probably told him
>>317853634
Look guys another "customer" :^ )
>>317853634
i'm sure they can find some other designers and artists to come up with new outfits
>>317853138
Absolutely did and she couldn't answer it as usual but he didn't do it on purpose.
He was definitely trying to throw her softballs but she was so fucking retarded that she couldn't hit a single one.
>>317850068
They're literally the best reviewers out there. You know what their stance is and they don't hide it but then it's also not part of their actual criticisms and are kept separate.
Others should take note.
>>317853584
keep up the great work! hopefully liberalism/marxism/social justice becomes an official religion soon enough, then maybe we can get some separation of church and state from them and get them to separate their religious views from the game quality review itself like you guys wonderfully do.
>>317853584
Does playing video games ever conflict with the teachings of Jesus, Violence is obviously bad, but there is no physical act with simulated violence, is it sinful?
>>317853780
Euro truck simulator.
>>317853728
Dude, don't try to be cute. I've read aychan and seen it with my own eyes.
>>317853473
>Thanks for the sex homie
Every fucking time.
>>317850159
>SJW agenda in gaming reviews
>4chan shits itself in fury
>Christian agenda in gaming reviews
>haha it's actually based :)
>>317853634
please tell me someone shoved links into his face in response or that no one really knows him and was ignored.
>>317853634
They lost him but they gained me. Not much of a loss I guess?
Before this I didnt even know about playasia. I like that they somehow sub these games. I will certainly get some games from them once I get my PS4.
>>317853121
>>317853468
Hey, your reviews are kinda good and I like you.
>this thread
>>317851692
>10/10 it's okay
>>317853121
>Diving into 4chan of all places
Welcome to hell, love.
That reminds me, you try Bayonetta 2 and Undertale?
>>317853885
>>317853138
I just watched the whole thing and I didn't hear it.
>>317853584
so everyones basically volunteers working for free?
>>317853910
>liberalism/marxism/social justice becomes an official religion soon enough
It already is, judaism.
>>317853420
>"Sure, Kotaku, I mean we just want to supposrt and get DoA localized"
>HUNIEPOP DEVS SUPPORT FEMALE OBJECTIFICATIONS, PLAN ON SUPPORT DOA
>>317853796
I never said it was bad, i thought it was funny.
>>317853907
>Christian game reviewers are the only objective one left
I don't know how to feel about this tbqh.
>>317852512
>Guy I know IRL on steam
>Is a normie
>Suddenly it pops up that he's playing Huniepop
>Find it too awkward to say anything
>>317853983
>>317853978
>>317853824
>>317853847
>>317853741
Play Asia are domestic terrorists and white supremacists.
>>317853138
They also asked her to name 3 games which feature misogyny
Can you guess how many she could name?none
Josh is a joke and its obvious that she is doing it for the money
>>317852512
Go offline fám
>>317853634
>lost customers
Barely a fraction of the people talking about how they wouldn't buy from them again ever bought anything from them in the first place.
And if even half of the posts saying that PA got a new customer are to be believed then the former group was replaced almost immediately.
>>317853983
They don't sub them. They have wholesale deals for Asian market games. A lot of times Asian versions are partially English as it is.
>>317854013
That's because they cut out large chunks of the interview due to Colbert accidentally destroying pieces of her arguement with COMMON sense and only put in the air the stuff that was semi-usable.
Yes, she's that retarded.
>>317852252
THis is Patrick Keplek, and he wanted to get in touch with the dev of a porn game that offered millions to publish a softcore porn game from a publisher that is scared of localizing the game over the current climate of women's issues with gaming.
Do you have any ideia of how much the article would shit over the offer?
>>317853263
https://twitter.com/divinegames/status/669627801444753409
>>317853969
Christian is the opposite of SJW.
>>317853927
That's like saying you read /b/ and take whatever stupid shit of the day seriously.
Can't we have the Christians back? They were more fun messing about with.
>>317852759
Yeah, you tell those SJWs to do something productive instead!
>>317853969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
Where's christ-chan gone? did we scare her away? ;_;this is the most female contact I've had in years
>>317854152
>I don't feel safe cause he said three letters
ok?
>>317854152
living ones life like that being afraid of everything must take enormous mentall toll.
>>317854152
>Don't feel safe.
FROM FUCKING WHAT? CHRIST THESE PEOPLE ARE MASSIVE PUSSIES.
would kotaku like my steam account
>>317852428
>gator
Top is a gator. Bottom is a faggot. Guess which one you've been fighting with on Twitter. :^)
>>317853121
You sound like a basically cool dude. We may not share religions and shit but keep up the good work
>>317854293
Have you bought his game yet
>>317854295
This. I'm not religious, but I know the bible actually has a line that says to stay out of everyone else's shit, and just do your own thing.
>>317853969
They actually keep their "agenda" separate from the review. They give an unbiased review based on the game and then they give a review on how Christian it is. Seems like a fair compromise to me.
>>317853634
I just love how much Trump upsets some people.
>>317850995
>tfw it is one of your few goals in life to become known enough for someone to draw a cartoon picture of you
>>317854293
Praise the lord for he is glorious!
For Anon delivers!
>>317854284
So are you implying that someone in the live audience...tweeted about it or something? How do we know this if it wasn't aired?
What did he mean by this?
>>317853468
Google analytics
>>317853598
I'm real, and married
>>317854152
Man these people needed to be bullied.
>>317853121
I'm not Christian but good on you for making unbiased reviews. Stay holy my friend
>>317854152
HAHAHAHA
Oh god some of these people are just so fucking insane.
>>317852512
Playing weeb games and getting message afterwards from your normie friends why you are playing these "Chinese cartoon porn games" is always entertaining. I converted one of them to a weeb by accident though.
>>317854284
post the whole interview then you fag
>>317854442
UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>317853473
>fight stick
>that censor
>that applause
I died.
On a side note, making a direct sequel like this with the changed art style and making one of the favorite girls into a pile of shit and making it the player's fault really makes me not want to have anything to do with the game.
They should have just made something completely different and ether kept the art style or just not throw a bunch of shit at whatever they were going for.
>>317854420
I'll draw a cartoon version of you. Just post your face.
>>317854284
So where are you getting it from that he asked her that?
>>317853634
I'm sure the people who consume Japanese products that would otherwise not be available stateside are totally in favor of censoring said Japanese products
are these stupid faggots for real?
>>317854293
Oh shit, nigga.
How would Jesus feel about anime tits? Would he be cool with it? Serious question.
>>317853739
if you're talking about the site, most are written by me, a girl, but we have a decent amount of male reviewers IBJamon is my husband
So do all of you faggots actually delusional enough believe in a god or are you all just shitposting?
>>317853769
>I think he realized during the interview that this woman is bat shit insane.
I think he knew before hand.
Remember CancelColbert? He's knows the type, I think he just didn't care to start that bullshit again so he went relatively easy on her.
>>317854447
WHY HAVEN'T YOU BOUGHT MY GAME
>>317854152
lol how do people still fall for this left wing double speak
"i dont feel safe you bigot thats homophobic thats racist"
>>317851568
>holy shit toby fox is a prick
It pretty clearly shows that he is modest about and has a good sense of humor.
>>317854447
I think it's a pretty professional thing you do differentiating between game and belief. Our modern reviewers are behind there.
>>317854442
He means that Kotaku doesn't play videogames.
So pissing them off really doesn't matter as they are worth nothing.
>>317853121
Have you ever played The You Testament?
>>317854442
He means that insulting SJW (people that don't buy video games but have opinions on video games) doesn't hurt your business if you're in the business of selling video games.
>>317854382
>why are you getting mad? its in the game
>>317854525
There's obviously no point to it if you just make someone do it.
>>317854305
I've seen them IRL too. I met a weird guy at a game design seminar who took a train from a different city because he heard an SJW was speaking there. He felt compelled to travel a way's way to stop the "feminazi threat". They're not merely online trolls, they're actual creeps.
RUN
THEY ARE DOXING EVERYONE!!!
>>317853584
Oh snap. Just took a look around the site and I think what you guys are doing is actually really cool, though I'm not a believer myself.
>>317850678
>That's basically what Kotaku and Polygon needs.
>one for normal consumers and one for SJW
Holy shit.
>>317850678
one is the score for the game (gameplay, art, etc)
the other section is "morality" (so, sex, occult, violence, the "bad influences" )
so you can have a great score for the technical aspects, and it's kept in tact even if it's hardcore porn
>>317854573
>>317854442
TB talks trash beautifully.
>>317853634
>The people who didn't like and wouldn't buy the game or now not going to buy the game
OH NO
>>317853639
nigger that joke wasn't even funny
>>317854447
you're pretty based, keep being a cool person
>>317852062
>>317852218
>>317853320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afgtd8ZsXzI
>>317853428
Hello!
>>317853634
>Lost costumers
WHERE WILL THEY GET THEIR COSPLAYS NOW
>>317854549
No lewd for CCG anon.
He's too pure.
>>317854640
So did he actually do anything or did he just show up?
>>317852512
I don't understand.
Would you be embarrassed to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show with your friends?
>>317854569
What's your opinion on the whole 'gamer girl' thing? Attention seeking or legitimate hobbyists?
>>317854650
>Xythar
He literally spent the whole day tweeting and retweeting about Play Asia.
>>317854573
Pretty sure I'm the only Christian in this thread aside from our visiting tripcode Christ-chan
>was going to get a digital copy on PS4
>Now ordered the saikyou edition because I live PA so much right now
I don't care that they mark up the price. $430 well spent.
People actually reads gaming magazines?
>>317854650
This person needs help.
somebody screencap this thread, CCG is based af
>>317854569
How do you guys get paid?
>>317854447
what are your top 5 favourite pc games?
>>317854719
I really want to know though. My grandparents are super religious and always talking about Hell and stuff, I want to know if Jesus would be cool with at least one of the things I regularly enjoy.
>>317854728
>Would you be embarrassed to watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show with your friends?
Hell yes. I'd be embarassed watching it alone.
>>317854441
During the first few days after the episode there were anons that went to see the show and commented that this happened.
>>317854650
SHIT BETTER TELL STEAM TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT TOO
THEY WILL DOX ME!
>>317854650
Why would Play Asia ever dox their own customers?
>>317853780
family safe games are easier to recommend than Christian games, most Christians games out there are cheesey like https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5925-super-3-d-noah-s-ark-pc
>>317853921
I don't mind games fighting for self defense like war games but killing just to kill is rather odd IMO
>>317853986
Thanks! I like you too!
>>317854797
>No archive
No one will believe it ever happened anon!
Unless they have faith.
>>317854447
Your reviews are chill, and while I don't care for "Morality" scores, having a separate section for "stability" in a game is genius
Keep up the good work
>>317849760
but isn't it the same exact gameplay
>>317854650
>>317854756
>spends his whole day tweeting stupid shit instead of putting memes into his subs like his job demands
>Commie releases late as always
This is why you don't use meme subs.
>>317852696
You might have a friend that's an artist that made you a caricature and you want to show them you appreciate their work.
Now imagine you're a celebrity and your friend is now a fan.
It's probably not the common case though.
>>317854152
>I don't feel safe with Play-Asia having my personal information.
>Posted on a public twitter account with his real name.
Chances are he has shit loads of highly personal information on display across various social media shit.
>>317850632
this review was made by a christian woman and she still managed to have more tolerance to sexuality than SJWs themselves
i liked this site
>>317854573
Atheist but when people are decent and friendly i got no reason to hate them whatever their religion may be.
>>317854832
I'm a Christian too and this question bugs me as well, I wish I knew
>>317854447
is this you?
>>317854905
I play and fap to loli games. How does that make you feel?
>>317854918
You act like that guy came up with it, the person posting here is just one of the reviewers
>>317853764
>years ago
>remembering an anon mentioning they were going to start doing reviews for a religious site
>planned to keep religious stuff separate from game content
>words of encouragement all around
Sometimes I wonder
>>317854382
p r o m o t i o n s
>>317854905
Senpai noticed me!
>>317854442
Pissing off people who don't buy your shit, means you don't really lose out on much.
>>317854848
Wow man great source :^)
>>317854832
The problem really isn't enjoying women, it's thinking about other women/having sex with them when you're married. Devout Catholic here, nothing in the bible says thinking about tits is bad, there are literally no examples of sex being pointed too as bad when the people aren't married
>>317854923
games change when you have a boner.
also you don't have to pay to retry in hunniepop.
>>317852803
Stop inviting garbage to /a/, moot.
I don't invite people to your apartment.
>>317849760
The funny part is that Christ Centered Gamer was more fair with their score than other reviewers. They just objected to it on Christian grounds but said for secularists it would get a high rating.
>>317854995
Shush, you'll scare away Christ-chan
>>317854832
I'm ordained, and I want to note that nothing in the bible ever says it's wrong to rub one out. Especially if you're single or a woman since it doesn't waste sperm.
>>317854650
This shit is so dumb, in all seriousness.
>>317853428
KANTO
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>>317854948
I only ever used them for Space Brothers because it was the only working torrent.
>>317855095
More fair than 99% of modern reviewers.
>>317854447
>and married
>>317854905
What do you think of Undertale then?
It's a nice happy game half the time but err, can meet the "killing just to kill".
Plus everyone is a monster too.
BUT you can spare and become friends with everything.
Honestly very curious about this.
>>317854725
Asked a weak question in the Q&A that wasn't very relevant to the preceding talk and didn't provoke much of a response. Seemed uncomfortable speaking english and/or being around people.
>>317854640
You got a video of him threatening people, right, and gave it to the police? :^)
>>317854909
>Unless they have faith.
It's like pottery.
>>317854905
What's a good game where I can build things?
What's a good RPG that isn't made by bethesda?
preferably on sale because I had to pay rent recently
>>317854948
>Commie
Are you being serious? Is he? Is the worst sub group literally composed of SJWs?
>>317855060
>>317855135
I am happy then.
>>317849593
Other joe?
>>317855184
>tfw even qt3.14 christ-chan is impure
Just crucify me now brethren.
>>317854447
Do you need to go to church or something after coming here?
>>317854012
I own Bayonetta 2 but haven't had time to play it yet :(
>>317854041
Yes until we can get more stable income
>>317854390
will do, thanks!
>>317854402
whose game?
>>317854454
haha will do!
>>317854549
No
Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
>>317854905
What about games where you kill the evil armies of hell?
Dungeons & Dragons got flak for having demons but Gary Gygax was a devout Jehova's witness.
>>317855189
>Everyone is a monster
Everyone is a MAGICIAN, anon. Base God ruleset, murdering all magicians is entirely okay.
>>317855279
What?
>>317853969
game goes against biblical teachings
, yet they give it a fair review and don't call it disgusting or boycott it.
basically say -- if you're a Christian you should avoid it, if you're not, it's a decent game, here's why.....
game goes against the latest sjw agenda
boycott disgusting atrocious gaem for pedos!
gamers are a bunch of evil white pedos! kill all gamers
>>317855254
100% serious. Him and herkz, two faggots that spent all last night bitching and crying about play-asia.
>>317855095
ehhh, they did give Bioshock Infinite a decently high score, the closer the review is to a 6/10 the better the reviewer.
Stability is a cool thing to score though for PC games, and it actually helps my purchase since its mostly objective
>>317853138
According to a few audience members he asked that question and she couldn't answer it so they left it out of the cut.
>>317854447
I want you to know that the sex I would have with you would be a 0/10 for a christian, but a damn fine secular 10/10
Christ-chan, where can I meet loving Christian girls? I'm done with these whores.
>>317854909
>no archive
Dude come on. You're not that stupid, are you?
>>317854569
L O N D O N
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>>317855280
Marriage isn't impure. I was just upset because that always happens with desirable women.
>>317855358
Now now, don't be like that to magicians.
He's got a soft ball.
>>317849593
>actually inviting friends over to watch a segment of a SJW youtube video with them
Never seen something more pathetic
>>317852252
>i'm not pro-kotaku or pro-sjw or whatever, but the guy was being polite
There is only one correct response to give to Kotaku if the game you produce is something Kotaku would not approve of.
No.
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
>>317855315
>committing adultery with a fictional drawing of a fictional person
Baka desu senpai
>tfw you will never have a qt Christian gf who loves video games but also respects moral differences and subjective taste when reviewing them
WHY MUST LIFE BE SO CRUEL
>>317855506
Aww, he looks so upset.
Chin up, kid.
>>317854447
>and married
I'm amazed at how seriously people take twitter. Someone makes a statement about SJWs and people freak out and act like he threatened to murder them. Same with gamergate, someone makes a hashtag that's mostly just ripping on SJWs and game journalists and people act like gamergate tried to murder them.
>>317855315
>But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
But this implies and unavoidable lust in men, many of us think of things that we would never do, and having thoughts can hardly be considered coveting without intent.
>>317855479
>Marriage isn't impure.
sure, not for the married couple, but for anyone else she's now impure.
>>317855315
>Jesus hates weebfags
KEK
>>317854650
Gotta love that libel.
>>317849593
>that dog
>>317854616
heard of it, have not played it though
>>317854665
Thanks for checking it out, many are scared off by the url ;)
>>317854683
thanks, you too!
>>317854693
sup?
>>317854719
she
>>317854804
paypal donations, patreon, amazon and humble affilaite fees but it's really not much to live off of hence volunteer run
>>317852512
Buy it from the humble store
>>317855562
>chin
look at the picture again anon.
>>317855578
You're saying this as if you're not on an imageboard wich does excactly the same thing.
>>317849219
You know what is gross and nasty? Little SJW vs antiSJW arguments, debates, twitter feeds, and shit flinging.
You know what is tasty? Delicious grilled cheeses. Look at that. Better than video games.
I don't really care what's going on in this thread. I just came to say that without a doubt, Momo is the best Huniepop girl
This thread has now become pure cancer.
>muh attention whore christian whore
Fuck off you fucking cunt.
>>317849219
But I hate anime and Topkek. Why is this on v?
>>317855315
But what if Anon loves the character with all their heart and can't help themselves but be attracted to her?
Is it still wrong?
Because I mean yeah, beating it for the sake of beating it is lustful.
>>317850943
Lighten up. It's all in good fun. The quote actually sounds very sweet.
>>317853473
>Fucking using Tetris GM runs for Huniepop
I still crack up
I live under a rock, what happened with Play Asia?
>>317855372
They wouldn't have time for that if they did something besides copy subs from crunchyroll.
>>317855315
>anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
That's true but I literally cannot help it.
Maybe it's Satan. I would marry a girl if she would be interested but none are so the only lovemaking I'll get is in my heart while observing.
>Song of Solomon 4:5
>Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies.
Even I like parts of the Holy Word. I wish Jesus promised everlasting waifus.
>>317854549
Hard.
What did he mean by this?
>>317855436
Damn, if only there were some place where Christians congregated. It'd be especially convenient if they did it on a regular basis, perhaps weekly. I wonder what you'd call a place like that.
>>317853269
FUCK
>>317854918
thanks, I think stability is important!
>>317854970
thanks!
>>317854980
appreciate the mutual respect!
>>317854992
I usually wield an axe
>>317854408
Don't tell me /v/ wouldn't shit its pants if a feminist website did the same.
>>317855707
That looks like nigger grilled cheese. Disgusting.
>>317855692
I'm not. This place has never claimed to have "bomb threats" or "death threats" by SJWs.
>>317855580
Well that's why you periodically go to confession anon.
>>317855578
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE PLAY-ASIA'S TWEET
TRIGGERED, PTSD, ETC.
>>317855739
They're baiting SJWs and shitposting on twitter.
>>317855617
Tiddies please
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
spilled my drink
>yfw Sexual Content - 10/10
>>317855580
>But this implies and unavoidable lust in men
Nah, just in primitive ape men such as you.
>>317855369
sorry wrong mexican
>>317851854
>I'm here to discuss the topic
>doesn't want to google the topic so that you can know what you're discussing
I really need to quit /v/
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
>sinning for 2D
no regrets. none.
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart
Does this mean I'm spiritually not a virgin anymore.
>>317855720
>paying attention to jesus freaks
Filters, anon.
>>317855707
lol so randumb xd
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>317855617
>she
That's amazing.
>>317855787
SWORDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>317855710
>Not celeste
FIght me faggot.
>>317855618
>you can select CCG as the charity
Feel like buying huniepop just so the money goes to the Christians now
>>317855720
>If you start answering questions you're an attention whore
>>317854340
Spaghetti spillers like you scared her away.
>>317855791
If more people kept their own personal agendas out of reviews and had them separately then everything would be a bit better in this world. ALL personal agendas.
Legitimate review followed by a separate "Yeah but the game's creator is a fuck-ass cunt nigger 0/10 game" would be fine with me.
>>317853121
>>317853428
Hey you know what classic video game series you would enjoy?
SMT
>>317854447
How about I take you out to a platonic dinner
>>317855720
>implying it wasn't already
Can we just have something that doesn't involve killing each other over games?
>>317855189
haven't played it, wasn't sent a review code for it :(
>>317855232
Build - Lego Worlds
RPG - Witcher 3 is on sale
>>317855779
Ihop?
>>317855787
>axe
heretic scum, the longsword is forged in the image of the holy crucifix, the only suitable weapon for fighting enemies of the Lord.
>>317855776
Reread it three times.
I honestly have no fucking idea.
>>317855796
You watch your fucking slackjawed, degenerate mouth around grilled cheese. Clearly, you are too lower class to enjoy such amenities.
>>317855787
>I usually wield an axe
This just gets better and better
>>317855776
That because they're called Play-"ASIA", they are getting something from people saying "Check your privilege"
>>317855787
What's the lewdest/most un-christian game that you personally love?
>>317855315
ADULTERERS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>317855985
Isn't witcher 3 like satanic or something
how much fucking money do they have? did huniepop sell that much?
holy crap
>>317855787
Would you consider reviewing Bloodborne? I was interested in what you'd have to say about all of the religious themes surrounding space alien gods and the church, but to my disappointment nobody on your staff took it up.
PlayAsia is taking notes from ProteinWorld's marketing strategy, I see.
>mfw they actually held protests for this shit
>>317853678
I don't think self deprecating humor works anymore. I think that died off by the early 00s. The younger generation doesn't know self loathing. They don't understand why someone would say bad things about themselves.
They think you're being a dick, because you're not accepting their praise. After all, it's *their* praise. Why wouldn't you want it?
>>317854340
Just go outside, anon.And remember that everyone can tell you're not right and is staring at every move you make and judging it accordingly.
>>317856009
>yellow cheese
>sides aren't closed
that's just a fried sandwich. Shit tier '''''''''cheese'''''''' aswell, surprised that it's formulated to melt desu.
>>317849219
That's mean
>>317855901
Calm down, you hot headed anon. Maybe some grilled cheese will cool your temper.
>>317855791
Given that a feminist website will never do that, it's not something we're going to be able to test.
>>317855985
You say you're Christian, but I gotta ask what particular brand of Christian? Catholic? Orthodox?
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28
But anime isn't real, checkm8^)
WHOA THATS TRULY BASED!!! O_O
>emoticons
>>317855315
WEEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>317856129
And the exact same people are falling for it all over again. Its the best.
>>317849760
>Christian gaming
Fucking kek
>>317855812
>go to confession anon
Anon I pray to my ghost in the shell figurine, is this heresy?
>>317855776
He thinks that SJWs actually care about racial representation of any race that isn't nigger or mudslime
>>317855303
nah you guys are mostly nice
>>317855340
I personally don't like games with pentagrams and inverted crosses in them. I have no problems with whooping demons though
>>317855787
What is the worst game you've ever played?
>>317850068
Probably the best game review site for imo desu senpai.
B L A C K E Dlisted
>>317856148
Your kind will be obliterated in time.
>>317855587
>Jesus hates weebfags
Jesus hates adulterers
FTFY
>>317852434
>Making it so the other star reviews are clearly being partly obscured by the actor's head, but the guardian's ones are clearly gapped so they can't bitch and say the advert is misleading.
Damn it feels good to be an advertising gangster.
>>317849219
What is Hunie Pot and where can I buy one?
>>317856183
Sup orthobro
>>317856123
I'm too lazy to look, but the last time I looked at their shitspy numbers they had sold more than 200k units. Figuring out their average sale price is a bit of a guess.
>>317855875
Most people don't actually give a shit about information or facts or any of that nerdy shit, they just want to converse.
I find it incredibly annoying.
>>317849219
asking mod to move topic to >>>/shit/
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Please stand by.
>>317856206
it's based!!!1 sjw fedora get off this crhistian board! haha you wear a hat, sure showed you huh?
>>317855776
I genuinely have no idea what he meant by that.
Also SJWs don't give a fuck about asians. They're too busy using niggers as their defense.
>>317856183
fuck off pagan
>>317856228
what are you thoughts on the binding of isaac?
>>317855973
This. I think CCG-chan would especially love SMT 2.
>>317856273
this
Just stay true to one waifu and ONLY one waifu and everything will be fine
>>317855707
OBJECTION! That is not a real grilled cheese and you know it!
>>317856226
>He thinks that SJWs actually care about racial representation of any race that isn't nigger or mudslime
But mudslime is a religion, not a race, you fucking retard
>>317856330
balkan orthodox reporting in
What did he mean by this?
>all these people getting a nice Bible lesson
>>317856228
How do you feel about this review of your review?
http://kotaku.com/5801312/the-worst-jesus-free-review-of-portal-2-you-will-ever-read
>All those newfags who don't know based Christian Reviews and their literally godly reviewers
The actual last bastion of jornalistic integrity you retards;
>>317856123
It was the first porn game to come to steam.
And it wasn't a bad game.
Everyone from E-celebs to the degenrates on this board actually tried playing it.
>>317855617
Keep the good work.
>that feel when a religious person is more unbiased than actual "gamur" journalist.
>>317856143
>And remember that everyone can tell you're not right and is staring at every move you make and judging it accordingly.
You didn't need to remind me, I already know.
>>317856228
does DOA trigger you?
>>317851950
>>317853369
>>317853769
I remember a poster saying they were in the audience and that after seeing what was on TV, they said they edited it down a lot.
Apparently Colbert made her look terrible, but I imagine they didn't want to make it look like they're doing some gotcha journalism and get angry land whales beaching themselves in front of their door, they edited it.
>>317856375
Thanks Luther!
>>317855985
Keep up the good work, stay strong
>>317855915
Don't get me wrong. Celeste a qt, but Momo is just 2cute4me
>>317856375
>Orthodoxy has been proven to be the One and True Faith
>Lutheran thinks his heresy devolving from another heresy is valid
>A Christian came today and made me enjoy vidya again
Best thread of the month
>>317856228
>nah you guys are mostly nice
Well don't go telling people that, you know what that does to internet cred?
>>317856395
What the fuck are you talking about? It's very clearly a grilled cheese. Are you going to accuse my other pics of being fake, too?
>>317855315
That bible quote is different from my version.
Mine says lustful intent, which would mean looking at someone with the intention of bedding her.
>>317855617
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
I know that you all are rabid trinitarians but Arianism is the only true path.
Martyr me bro, I dare you.
>>317856129
Just think about all the "possible" consumers they lost, brah!
>>317855831
use google images
>>317855973
I enjoyed Devil Survivor 2
>>317855974
thanks for the offer!
>>317856069
Fallout games I guess. Witcher 3 was fun wasn't fond of the sex stuffs though
>>317856183
>removes kebab
heh
I wonder if CCG removes kebab in strategy games?
God does will it, after all.
>>317856228
Do you believe atheists can't have a morality system that doesn't somehow come from God? I've heard this before.NOTICE ME SENPAI, NOTICE ME!
>>317856148
"Harumph, you call that "cheese"? Guffaw, good sir, I'll have you know that on the scale of all 500 known cheese families, "American" ""Cheese"" may as well be a dinner napkin!"
Is this you, or am I being unfair?
>>317855315
JESUS CONFIRMED NO FOR ANIME TITTAGE
HARD FACTS EXCLUSIVE TO 4CHAN
>>317850309
Are you kidding me? He went from being the least respectable person at Giantbomb to being the most respectable person on Kotaku, dude's got it made.
>>317856387
I hate being a pervert. Let me burn in hell for 50 eternities, it's all I deserve. I've let my left hand turn me into a monster.
>>317856104
you kill monsters, magicians, and people of a false religion
although you do commit adultery like every five minutes
it's a tradeoff I guess
>>317855776
>shame them for making things, butcher their work in localization
>i-i'm helping you be represented
Americans, man.
>this thread
>>317851463
>jesus was, technically speaking, a jew
its TRUE
>>317856474
ok by this logic, all orthos are commies ;^)
>>317856387
Das it mane.
I would buy this on steam just to prove a point against censorship
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
That's a cartoon though.
>weebfags confirmed the purest
Awww yeah.
>>317856543
>wasn't fond of the sex stuffs though
>Song of Solomon 7:8
>I said, "I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit." May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples
God rejoices in love-making!
>>317856474
What have we become?
>>317854549
The bible just says not to lust after 3DPD women.
Nothing about nude art. 2D is permitted within the gates of heaven.
>>317856543
Will I go to hell for masturbating? Why did god give me such lust?
>>317856543
>use google images
>>317856375
>Protestants and Catholics think they are real Christians
KEK
>take care, have a good holiday
You can literally feel him smashing down the keys on his keyboard
Someone explain this to me:
Most Christians are okay with video game violence, because it's not real.
So why wouldn't tugging one to anime t grils be okay, since those are also not real?
>>317856582
My ears are slightly smaller than the pic and only my left eye is made out of clay, but otherwise pretty spot on. Try real cheese sometime, you'll never go back to processed slices.
>>317856228
But 4chan is literally the boogeyman of the internet.
We're responsible for everything bad that happens.
>>317855315
>Implying you're actually a person who runs the stie
But fine.
>>317855315
>But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
It's not adultery if I only look at her lewdly. By her I mean my waifu.
Your move faggot.
>>317856480
I want to date that kitty
>>317856543
>I enjoyed Devil Survivor 2
Nice one friend
>>317856474
>Protestants
My sides.
>Discussion about a porn game
>/v/ discussing the bible, waifu's and grilled cheese sandwiches
>>317856515
Nope, just that one in the first picture... And I have proof.
>>317856474
ofc it's fucking sweden
>>317854152
Is this for fucking real?
>>317855315
Aren't you supposed to be married for it to constitute adultery?
>>317856619
>Steampunk
Opinion discarded.
>>317856739
That's what GG is for now. Face it fags, we've been replaced.
>>317856543
P U R E
U
R
E
>>317856695
Thou shalt not covet thy neigbours waifu?
>>317851568
Toby is fucking hilarious
>>317856725
Nude art was everywhere back then. Fairly certain it was encouraged.
>>317856543
Do you think if Anime had existed in his time, Jesus would've chosen a waifu over 3DPD Mary Magdalene
>>317856725
Because you're tugging one, and that's real idiot.
>>317853598
i am but im not really strongly religious.
>>317856725
Jesus wants you to love. If you love those anime girls, go unto them.
>>317856543
Do you have any interested in Xenoblade X and how do you feel about Nintendo Of America removing breast sliders in character creation?
>>317856673
Dont worry. It's Sweden so it's to be expected.
>>317856515
He might be referring to the quality of the cheese. It looks cheap and waxy
>>317855025
i'd be surprised to find out that he manage to stay true to his posts
Someone save this thread
This was amazing, thanks for your time btw CCG.
>>317856619
Yea well you're fat so opinion discarded.
>>317856725
MATTHEW 5:28 MOTHERFUCKER
"NO ANIME ALLOWED"
>>317856695WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>317856619
Except everyone is bending over backwards praising "based christ centered gaming! XDD" and giving the whore attention because this website is full of children who live, breath and think in fedora memes.
>>317856448
I want to read this, but I find it morally objectionable to visit Kotaku.
>>317856628
no...? Read Marx, commies are by nature anti-religion and persecuted Christians historically
>>317856009
>american
>cheese
pick one motherfucker
>>317856851
Jesus would have been 2D, it's obvious.
>>317856882
>>317856780
Okay, well, it's real. Where's your proof. It's literally grilled cheese.
>>317856543
Give us your blessing to remove kebabs. God wills it.
>>317855268
>>317855060
>>317855135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
To be fair this part can be interpreted in different ways, but one interpretation is anti-masturbation.
>>317851923
my fucking sides
>>317856543
How did you feel about DeSu 1? They portrayed YHVH in a much nicer light than other games in the series.
>>317856543
>use google images
CHRIST-CHAN BRINGING THE BANTZ
>>317856228
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_St._Peter
>>317856104
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/consoles/playstation-4/5899-the-witcher-3-wild-hunt-ps4
>>317856124
Open to it but would have to have it gifted or sent to have it prioritized we have a huge backlog at the moment
http://www.christcenteredgamer.org/current-review-queue/
>>317856183
raised Catholic but go to a non-denomination church
>>317856234
Anything that crashed to my desktop before getting to the game menu ;)
>>317856382
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5329-the-binding-of-isaac
>>317856725
Because they're retarded, just like every other delusional christfag in this thread.
I mean they realize that there are boards for gay shit and futa shit on this site right?
>>317856543
Thread is gonna die.
Nice to meet you, CCG. God bless and hope you and yours have a happy Thanksgiving!
>>317856737
Real cheese does not belong on my trash-tastic past time, just like fake cheese doesn't belong on homemade pasta. Everything has their place.
>>317856856
But the bible doesn't care if you masturbate.
>>317856906
>MATTHEW 5:28
Only talks about 3DPD
>>317856619
>haha I posted a fedora!
>>317856858
Are you a globalist? leftist? single mother? morbidly obese? I'm sorry but all of these are red flags.
>this thread
>>317857001
DELETE THIS
>>317857001
Holy Christ that was fast.
>>317857001
WELP.
Good thing we reached 500 posts you degenerate.
>>317856818
That's bullshit. WE were GG.
>>317856954
>mfw I'm genuinely interested in the turn around
Don't you fuck it up anonwright. Don't you dare choke.
>>317856906
Holy shit my sides weren't ready for that
>>317856906
Just like real bible
>>317853428
Your review site is pretty awesome. I'm a a Christian too. Keep it up. Can you guys review Binding of Isaac?
>>317856954
Nope, I don't think so. Take a look at this evidence!
>>317857001
DELETE THIS, HEATHEN
>thread went from shitting on kotaku to an impromptu Q&A with a decent religious review site
Odd times we live in, but I'll allow it.
>>317857015
>Catholic
Heretic!
christian-chan is cute
i wanna marry her
>>317856385
>>317855973
They already have an unbiased review out
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/handhelds/3ds/5886-shin-megami-tensei-devil-survivor-2-record-breaker-3ds
>>317857031
pretty sure there's a seed on the ground thing
>>317857001
GOD IS IN THIS THREAD
AND HE GIVES YOU DOOM
>>317857071
>>317857087
>>317857096
It's a drawing, calm down
>>317857001
FINALLY. Only took 15 replies.
>>317857001
I was literally about to post lewd loli to this attention whore too.
We think alike buddy.
>>317857015
>raised Catholic
Alright, you'll be saved.
>>317856919
F E D O R A
E
D
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A
>>317856480
She's a Catgirl, so she wins by default.
I mean, it just isn't even a contest with a catgirl involved.
>>317857015
Are you planning on reviewing Total War Warhammer when it comes out next year?
>>317855617
>CCG-tan
Permission to turn you into a Chinese cartoon character?
>>317857030
Mozzarella, old english mature cheddar, double gloucester. You'll thank me later.
>>317857129
fuck you phoenix wright
>>317857015
Hey i remember that you were in here some months ago,you even tweeted about it,why are you back?
>>317857015
>>317856938
https://web.archive.org/web/20150903065922/http://kotaku.com/5801312/the-worst-jesus-free-review-of-portal-2-you-will-ever-read
>>317856543
>use google images
>>317853369
Colbert was often "acting" in a way to get people to answer questions in a new way. So Anita not demonstrating any sophistication or saying anything she hasn't before surprised him. It's like summarizing the textbook versus writing something new.
>>317857071
>>317857087
>>317857096
>normalfags
lmao
>>317857158
She's already married anon.
To the LORD.
>>317856906
Austin 3:16
"Beat Debra"
>>317855135
Are you a Catholic priest, Orthodox, Protestant, etc?
How is masturbation any different to sodomy by your logic? No woman, therefore it's fine?
>>317856725
It's ok if you have only 1 waifu. If you have more and tug at everything you're obviously a degenerate.
>>317856183
>>317856375
Even when you share the same beliefes you guys still argue. There's no fucking winning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZwG-auxC8
>>317857269
I tried havarti once and it gave me the shits. Really good texture and flavor though.
>>317857257
Norasuko is a god.
>>317857257
>>317857130
>>317857001
>>317857129
Another case closed mister Wright!
>>317856954
I sentence you for one count of being a redditor and one count of telling lies on the interwebs, take him away boys.
>>317856938
I skimmed, but it basically seems to be "boo hoo, I wanted the site be a cry-baby Christian taking everything into account into the score, not having everything separate and objective."
>>317856129
Let's not forget the best part, people were asking the company to fire whoever was in charge of the Twitter account and it turned out it was the fucking CEO himself
>>317857182
I fap to Shinobu all the time.
That was a holy ride and a half
Good lord
>>317853479
Klepek is one of those passive aggressive assholes.
>>317857324
>Even when you share the same beliefes you guys still argue
JESUS STOP DELETING THE LOLI.
>lol no
JESUS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>317857174
Onan's sin wasn't masturbarion. It was wasting sperms that he was supposed to give to his dead brother's wife. Onan was punished for birth control.
>>317857303
amen brother
>>317856543
>use google images
>>317855315
>Matthew 5:28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Well, crap.
>>317855710
Her voice is so annoying, whenever I hear it I want to make her shut by choking herwith my dick
>>317857452
Anon plz
They're too young
>>317852512
Just do it faggot. My friend played it with the excuse that "i'm only doing it ironically."
I know he's lying, but saying that will get people off of your back.
>>317854478
I feel like there is more to this story.
>>317856448
I replied in the original blost post, didn't see a need to shoe-horn in Jesus into every one of our reviews
>>317856464
will do, thanks!
>>317856471
haven't played it so I don't know
>>317856478
thanks, will do!
>>317856518
I don't follow...
>>317856578
Yes, we all have some sort of moral code we follow not to steal from or kill random people etc Many atheists still get married etc
>>317856668
In the context of marriage
http://biblehub.com/hebrews/13-4.htm
>>317856739
yeah and as a Christian I'm responsible for the crusades and burning witches
>>317857509
I'm in a lot of trouble when I see St. Peter I'm telling you.
>>317857317
How do I save myself? I want to return to the days when my love was pure, instead of believing everyone has a horrible perverted agenda involving all sorts of crazy things.
>>317857519
>>317857257
>western arts
Trash it, boss.
>>317857170
>morality score 39%
Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFNBMLtP2Ok
>>317853584
I'll turn off my blocker for you. You seem more honest than everyone else in this industry besides Giant Bomb and you don't play Destiny.
>>317855617
Can I play Shin Megami Tensei without fear of angering the Lord?
>>317856840
>Processor: Sure
Based christ-chan
Based thread
>>317857104
yes, WERE.
It got too stupid.
>>317857509
It's pretty clear this is only talking about 3DPD.
>>317856543
>use google images
Why are christians the best at being funny
>>317857559
>yeah and as a Christian I'm responsible for the crusades and burning witches
Ouch, what a burn.
>>317857559
What's your opnion of gays? The majority at 4chan, aren't too keen on them
>>317857419
Hey, me too.
Who do you like the most: Lolibu, Teenobu, or Kiss-shot?
>this was most fun I had with games in ages
Thanks Madam.
>>317857559
>In the context of marriage
Well I agree but we don't know exactly how the institutions of marriage work in Temeria and such in any great detail.
These poeple may not have even been visited by the word, they are like the pre-Christian pagans.
>>317856228
Why inverted crosses?
An upside-down cross is how St. Peter died.
If you see someone walking around wearing it on their shirt or whatever, ask them if they're Christian because they're wearing Peter's Cross and they'll feel stupid.
>>317857170
>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor 2 Record Breaker was my first experience with the Shin Megami Tensei series.
I hope it wont be the last.
I want them to review them all now. Epsecially 2, Devil Survivor Overclocked and Nocturne.
>>317856808
adultery would be classified as sex/lust outside of marriage. If you're single you need to hold out for spouse, if you're married should only lust after spouse
>>317857559
you're pretty based, never quit making reviews please
>>317857069
Jesus smiting the heathen blasphemers.
My faith has never been stronger.
>>317857437
I can't wait for his blogger cloning expose about bloggers that read other bloggers in order to write about exactly the same subject from exactly the same perspective. I'll be able to read it at literally any of their blogs.
>>317857559
ty for responses, fun thread
>>317857559
>>yeah and as a Christian I'm responsible for the crusades and burning witches
You're hilarious.
I was going to say "Jesus fucking Christ you're hilarious", but you're so funny I actually didn't want to offend you.
Coming from a filthy heathen like me, that's saying something.
Great sense of humour.
>>317857559
>yeah and as a Christian I'm responsible for the crusades and burning witches
It was you that did that? Fucking based.
>>317857673
This is not actually true
>>317854650
>xythar
What a pathetic kuck.
>>317857559
you know I gotta say, I haven't seen a lot of people do this with their reviews but I really like the fact that different parts of the game are scored differently, especially with gameplay being the most heavily weighted
>>317857678
Lolibu the best.
>>317856228
>nah you guys are mostly nice
Don't ruin our seekrit klub.
>>317857764
NOT ON MY WATCH
>>317857559
Well, your page is going directly into my RSS. Thanks.
>>317857559
>yeah and as a Christian I'm responsible for the crusades and burning witches
Jeez you're cool.
Guys is the only reason we're civil itt because we haven't had a guest in a long time?
I remember devolver and forgot about the rest
>>317856480
>>317855915
>>317855710
Best girl is bacon shakin'.
>>317853369
Colbert is a character you idiot
>>317857696
St. Peter was fucking hardcore man. I'd wear his cross just to make sure he doesn't come back from the dead and slap my sinful shit.
>>317857764
>>317857519
>>317857001
>>317857130
>>317857257
>>317857835
I'm a little spooked, Is Jesus actually IN this thread?
>>317857713
It's a shame, since Devil survivor 1 has the whole Cain and Able story, Tower of babel, and God himself testing humans.
Would like to see the morality score on that one
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU REALIZED CHRISTIANS ARE GOD-TIER BROS
>>317857889
YOU SHALL NOT
>>317852428
Fuck off and die ghazi cunt
>>317857804
You may not like it, but it is. This is also true for the world as a whole.
>>317857520
You shut your mouth. Her voice is cute! Cute!
>>317857559
I wish more reviewers (and women in general) were like you. An objective score + a subjective score, SEPARATED, is so ingenious and irrefutable.
But I guess most "game journalists" are just idiotic narcissistic bloggers trying to seek attention these days.
P.S. Trump 2016, yes/no/maybe-so?
>>317857782
Does anyone like him really? Giant Bomb didn't keep him in the main studio and put his stuff in his own little ghetto, and not even Tumblr wants him.
RIP thread
Thanks CCG!
>>317857954
I was here.
I experienced it.
>>317857657
They aren't, you just wanted to laugh.
>>317857909
Only if you believe I am, my child.
In your heart you will know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrhJT98IoaQ
>>317857025
>bump limit reached
>>317858007
nice ninja delete
>>317856865
Still have to finish Xenoblade Chonicles on Wii, good game
Boob adjustments are silly IMO.
>>317856897
My pleasure, this is fun :)
>>317857025
Thanks, have a wonderful Thanksgiving as well!
>>317857128
we already have a review for it
https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5329-the-binding-of-isaac
>>317857673
What are you talking about? There's a reason why everyone calls each other fag. It's our word and straight people can't use it.
>>317853603
Burning cucctaku and polycucc would only remove the tumors, not the cancer.
Separating how "problematic" a game is from its review score actually cures the cancer.
>>317856919
you should read some reviews, they're surprisingly okay
>>317857583
>filename
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
>>317857559
>Crusades and Witch-brunings
>bad
>Implying the Crusades weren't a series of campaigns in response for Muslim encroachment on rightfully Christian lands
>Implying burning servants of Satan is bad at all
>>317858096
I think jesus is a pretty cool guy.Eh died for my sins and doesn’t afraid of anything.
>>317858096
>Boob adjustments are silly IMO.
Bookmarked your site and whitelisted it on adblock. You're chill.
>>317858097
:^) why do you think it's an insult?
>>317857559
DEUS VULT
>>317858096
>Boob adjustments are silly IMO.
Come on, some of us don't have the love of Jesus to keep us happy and need this stuff.
>>317858137
A GOD NEVER RESTS
>>317856228
>inverted crosses
Inverted cross is a sign of repentance. Catholics lay on their bellies head towards the cross when they pray for forgiveness. It's how St. Peter died. He didn't want to be crucified like Jesus because he saw himself as unworthy of that. Read the bible baka senpai.
>>317856897
work in progress
>>317857240
I think ArticFox may do that one
>>317857272
I see lots of 4chan traffic on the site, I'm nosy and want to see what you all were saying about us
>>317858191
DEUS WILL VULT
>>317857316
Protestant
Technically the sin of Sodom was the gangbang rape of a male angel. The Bible doesn't really say anything about homosexuals. It's just heavily implied that sex is basically what marries two people. And marriage is meant for a man and woman etc.
But I guess anal and oral would still count as "becoming one" with each other, so gay sex is discouraged, but can't cause a marriage anyway by the definition. So, maybe it's okay to be gay.
>>317850995
literally every nu-male has a pixel art version of themselves
>>317858236
>A GOD
YOU MEAN THE GOD YOU FUCKING HERETIC IMPLYIGN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE GOD YOU FUCKING SCUM PUUURRGGEE
>>317858025
>Kurt being BTFO
>By a butthurt retard who can't take (bad) jokes
I'm sure he's reeling from this tragic turn of events.
>>317858096
I approve. Whitelisting you in my AdBlock. Happy Thanksgiving.
>>317856897
There's an archive, you know.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/317849219/
>>317850995
But kamiya
>>317858245
f*cking epic
posting on /r/4chan
thanks pal
>>317858096
>Still have to finish Xenoblade Chonicles on Wii, good game
The last quarter is very heretical
>>317858096
>Xenoblade Chonicles
oh man I can't wait to read that review, I won't spoil anything but the ending isn't exactly something that any religious person would be fond of, but then again neither is any JRPG ending. How far in are you?
>>317857559
>I don't follow...
It's a /fit/ meme
What do you think about DOOM and DOOM 2?
Pls be my waifu
>>317858023
>CCG has now made me realise how to fix the situation we are in
Subjective reviews for how liberal the game is, separated from main. Have nice attitude, don't force it on others.
>I left this religion because I was blind
>Twitter drama thread is derailed into some random Christian gril doing a questionnaire
Now I've seen it all.
Nice reviews tho, keep up the good work
>>317858257
You guys are actually some of the better journalists out there. Keep up the good work!
>>317857879
> I'd wear his cross just to make sure he doesn't come down from Heaven with a Host of Angels and slap my sinful shit.
ftfy
>>317858327
Dude there's like tons of Gods.
I'm not going to say I'm the best just because I am.
>>317858245
This is fucking ebin my fellow redditor XD
>>317857252
sure!
>>317857583
thanks!
How are they getting deleted so fast... I can't logically explain it...
>>317858183
>implying that hard
I actually implied the opposite, senpai.
>>317858373
>Destroying a false god
>heretical
:^)
>>317849760
They actually gave huniepop a good score... The morality score made me kek hard.
>>317852252
Patrick Klopek was going to ask loaded questions anyway.
>>317857741
how can you be so pure christian-chan
praise the lord
>>317858435
Because I'd never let a child suffer, my son.
>>317858245
>spoiler text without hovering over it
>Reply post without what she was replying to
>no twitter image of CCG saying hi
4/10, apply yourself.
>>317858327
Bible outright states there are others gods, and to worship them is to be on the wrong side of the war once Jesus launches his nukes.
>>317858096
>https://www.christcenteredgamer.com/index.php/reviews/pc-mac/5329-the-binding-of-isaac
I think you missed the point of the religious themes.
>>317858482
ITS GETTING DELETED FASTER THAN I CAN REPORT
HOW?
>>317858096
You're alright, you sure made this thread a lot more interesting than what it could've been. Enjoy your thanksgiving, I'm outta here.
>>317858257
Well i (and i think we) hope to see you again.
>>317856361
wew lad, calm down
>>317857741
But what if I never get married?
>>317858025
He has fans from his association with GiantBomb. Fuck knows why.
Tumblr is also right to doubt the sincerity of all of those "inclusiveness and representation" bloggers. All the fuss over the representation of women in the panel of judges at The Gaming Awards, and the people responsible for picking who to send were the press organizations that employ almost entirely males in their senior positions.
>>317858565
Obv jesus is watching over us.
>>317858565
Jesus watches this thread.For free.
>>317857741
>tfw you will never have a spouse
What am I supposed to do?
Man can't live on bread alone...
>>317858565
it's the power of Jesus anon, embrace it
>giving attention to a literally who 3DPD
Sure is fedora master here.
>>317858565
The internet is pretty fast here
>>317858581
PURIFIED
>>317858594
Then you can't technically waste seed, but don't have sex.
>>317858547
revelations is the best part of the bible
I wish there was a video game made out of that, I'd love to play as super mega jesus with a flaming sword coming out of his mouth
cute! CUTE!
>>317858565
Jesus is eating some hotpockets right now
>>317852443
I'm pretty sure he cherry picks the worst quote in the review to make the reviewer look like a fuckhead when they give him a 10/10
>>317858430
Thread is about to die, thanks for making it interesting, and keep up the good work.
>>317858482
well that was mighty fast shootin thar, pardner.
>>317858369
>>317858428
I'm too happy to get insulted
>>317858531
thanks for reminding me, I'll add it in
Just what is going on in this thread my fellow pagans?
>>317858767
Don't listen to the other anons, you're doing good.
>>317856543
did you finish the chaos route?
guys im going to my local church to convert now
umbasa
>>317858792
>mistype captcha
>>317857598
sure!
>>317857673
don't agree with their lifestyle but still treat them with the respect they deserve
>>317857745
don't plan on stopping :)
>>317857783
thanks for being respectful :)
>>317857792
thanks, it annoys the heck out of my kids
>>317857796
yeah I'm blessed with a quirky sense of humor
>>317857952
have it, not that far into it busy with obligation review at the moment :(
>>317858023
well I know that nobody can buy Trump off.
>that guy desperately posting pornographic content
>>317858792
pew pew, you're dead.
>>317858773
The Lord's mission.
>>317858792
REPENT MOTHERF*****
>/v/ - Married Christian Girls
when did things go so right?
>>317858547
It outright stats that there are no other "gods" only "gods" that are not and demons that are.
Unless you think the use of plurality in Genesis means God is actually multiple Gods, in which case you don't understand the trinity, friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y
>>317857549
If you insist.
>Beginning of the year
>Bought Nekopara on Steam and played it because /v/ was all over it so might as well give it a try
>Incoming Message from Dudebro school friend
>"lol anon, wtf is that shit man, didn't know you jerk it to those Chinese cartoons xd"
>Explain to him I just play it for fun and laughs
>"okay man"
>Some day later
>"Yo anon, still watching these pervert cartoons?"
>Yep
>"Know a good one? Need a laugh"
>Give Highschool DxD since it was still on my laptop with me
>Dudebro friend literally disappeared for a few days
>Do some research
>Check his Accounts he usually plays with
>Anime avatars and backgrounds everywhere
>Picked Asia as his waifu
>Somehow got a dakimakura and some other weeb stuff overnight
>Guy eventually comes back to school
>Full blown weeb, anime t-shirt, ringtones and all that shit
>Dudebro, where have you been
>"Man! just watched *insert 10+ random harem/ecchi anime" I loved it
>Dude went missing in school several times, had to repeat the year because he just stayed at home watching anime instead of going to school
I still write with him from time to time. Still has the same shitty waifu.
>>317858642
THANK YOU BASED CHRISTIAN GAMER
>>317858634
His content was the least popular stuff on the site and he was basically alone at the end. Even Austin does more stuff than him. I don't recall him saying that much during 2014 GOTY deliberations either.
>>317853584
Didn't really expect to see devout Christians with such strict, kind of puritanical moral standards hanging around /v/ to be honest.
>>317858946
Santa's gonna hear about this
Dude's gonna be pretty sad
If you're going to post lolicon to be le ebin troll at least don't post that horrible western bullshit.It gives an impression that we are plebians instead of porn connosieurs.
>>317858958
10 commandments nigger.
Though shalt not wear the jersey of another team.
>>317858653
>tfw he paid for your sins for free
>>317858915
>MOTHERF*****
Aw come on Jesus if you're going to censor it in the first place then you should have said something else.
Like heathen or something.
>the best thread on /v/ in 2015 years is about to end
>>317854442
TB is using very well this last days he has of life. May God™ have mercy of his soul
>>317858894
Based christian waifu
>:( , :)
Don't use emoticons, except ;_;, on 4chan by the way. People will spam shit like "GO BACK TO REDDIT". I guess it comes off as "sarcastic" here, even if you don't mean it. I can't really explain why, it's just how it is.
Either way, thank you again for coming by. You are truly doing God's work. Happy Holidays to you and your team.
>>317855997
The way you hold it makes it resemble an inverted cross. Using the inverted cross to "brand" yourself is a symbol of inverting your spiritual nature. Someone that wears the inverted cross is saying that they've sacrificed themself to darkness.
>>317857274
what a dick
>>317859076
Seriously this.
What's with this horrible garbage arts?
>>317858894
>don't agree with their lifestyle but still treat them with the respect they deserve
You're good people.
>>317859116
It's over.
Rest now.
>>317859076
Thank you for saying what I was thinking.
>>317858932
it's been a long while since this place was enjoyable. Christmas has come early to /v/, god bless us everyone.
>>317858894
Probably a bit early but Merry Christmas!
>>317858178
thanks!
>>317858342
thanks, you too!
>>317858405
haha thanks!
>>317858410
will do, thanks!
>>317858479
not perfect, I try
>>317858579
thanks! Have a great Thanksgiving!
>>317858582
most likely!
>>317858594
Pray for a spouse :)
>>317858762
will do, thanks!
>>317856474
Lol other religions
>>317858932
This is probably one of the better derailments in a while, it turned a generic drama thread into benign curiosity in a single fucking post out of nowhere
>>317859116
Good things end.
Bad just lingers
>>317859215
sleep well, aniki
God bless you
>>317859157
I think it's generally understood that visitors wouldn't know about etiquette, especially when they're being nice.
I LOVE YOU CHRIST-CHAN!
>>317859076
THIS DESU SENPAI
>>317854442
I'll cry like a bitch if you die, TB
>>317859086
Idolatry is the worship of gods that are not or demon's that are, anon.
money, satan, the sun, etc
>>317859159
That's why you fight from the high ground so that the blade is always pointed downwards.
Anybody else find their faith because of this thread?
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