How do you defeat the cowboys from hell?
fuck off
Just Respect Walk around them.
>>316433652
>pantera
nice meme
>>316433652
>2015
>listening to metal
hows highschool treatin ya op?
>>316433652
WRONG ALBUM FUCKFACE
>>316434573
Oh yes, I much prefer weeb shit and random noises labelled as progressive.
>>316433652
Aim for the head, that's where the weak spot is.
Pantera is awful
>>316434573
>listening to weebshit
lol
>Pantera ps1 game
>all you do is find multiple ways to kill dimebag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR8MocpHNIE
Wait for the guitarist to go on stage then fire your shot for massive damage.
>>316433652
With a Remington 870.
>>316433652
You defeat glamtera faggotry by listening to some good old Exhorder, senpai.
Give him the ultra beatdown
>>316434573
What do you listen to?
>>316441043
>meme metal
Fuck off back to reddit.
>>316433652
We call in the Kidman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A_tSyJBsRQ
Just give it5 Minutes Alone
>>316433652
>Pantera
>>316433652
Face them withundisputed attitude..
>>316441351
>meshuggah
Confirmed for 12.
>>316441829
holy shit I just realized 12 year olds today were born in 2003.
More awesome metal to fuck the pain away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9WUCJSK1E
>>316442017
>More awesome metal
>Strapping Young Lad
>>316441829
you are one of those "everything made after 1989 is gay" faggots, arent you?
>>316442121
>dissing SYL
Okay nigger that's far enough, time to show your powerlevel. Let's see what shitty underground neckbeard metal you pull out of your ass.
>>316442152
No, I'm just stating that there's better shit out there.
Stop consuming Hot Topic music.
man i actually wish metal had been commercial enough to make tie-in vidya
imagine a gorillion doom clones to the sound of midis of your favorite songs that don't sound anywhere as hardcore but kinda funk instead
>>316442269
>Please name something you like so I can get back at you and make fun of it, no matter if it's better or not.
It doesn't matter, Strapping Young Lad, like a lot of Canadian music, fucking sucks.
Early Black Sabbath with Ozzy is the only metal worth listening to really.
every single music thread on /v/ is immediately invaded by /mu/ faggots that do nothing but talk shit and never post music because they hate music even more than /v/ hates video games.
>>316442420
>Black Sabbath
>metal
They were a blues rock band, they weren't metal, and they didn't invent metal. The people who claim otherwise weren't around in their heyday and don't know what they're talking about.
>>316442152
But it sure as fuck is. You sound like a Korn fan, kill yourself.
>>316442420
Okay dad
>>316442420
>implying Dio wasn't better in every way
He even did Ozzy's own songs better.
man i started out liking fucking linkin park and now i can only withstand the sanic greenhill zone mix, let's just not judge, okay
>>316442594
>Meshuggah is for 12 year olds
>You sound like a Korn fan
>kill yourself.
Those were insults that autistic metalheads made a decade ago. What, no school in the morning? Mom letting you stay up late?
>>316442770
>a decade ago
>lol ur underage
Which one is it, mongo? All that mallcore is rotting that noodle between your ears.
>>316442729
Dio is a cheeseball. everything he touches sounds like some generic 80's butt rock fest. Heaven and Hell is the only good thing he did.
>>316442952
>missing the point that hard
holy shit, dude.
>>316436750
>>316438003
>There are people who don't listen to weebshit and metal.
>There are people who don't listen to weebshit metal.
>>316442770
Meshuggah is entry level music for 12 year old Hot Topic culture consumers. You've been hearing this for a decade and you still don't get it?
hey guys you want something that will really blow your mind? listen to this.... you can thnak me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIHH9THNRQA
>>316443184
>Deafheaven
>>316442152
Well, not everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIHo4yQiiG8
>>316443034
>u don't even understand my incoherent rabling
L O L, slipknot fans are just precious.
>>316442581
Yes they did, you shithead. There's not one single motherfucking guitarrist who doesn't have Iommi as his main influence. This guy literally invented every single guitar riff ever; After him people merely mimmick what he played but speeding up the tempo, or slowing it, or playing it backwards, whatever.
Their blues roots were only tied to their first album, on paranoid onwards they invented their own sound, which then people like Pentagram and Judas Priest took lots of inspiration.
WHO DO YOU MAIN, /v/?
3 MAN KOF STYLE TEAMS
Djent here. Whats up old timers?
>>316443330
Serj tbf
>there will never be a good game based around heavy metal
>brutal legend represents metal in gaming
kill me
>>316443330
Who made this pic, your mom? There's about as much metal here as in a lego set.
Down>Pantera
How the fuck am I supposed to hold off 20,000 men using only two brigades, 2,000 strong?
>>316442420
Will the dinosaurs gtfo. And if you're not a dinosaur, then get off underage.
Once again /v/ proves to have the worst taste in everything and to be worse shitposters than /b/.
>hey guys post music!
>4000 posts of LOL UR MUSIC SUX FAGGIT
This isn't even trolling. This is just worthless shitposting. Nobody is going to fall for this and if they do they're even more useless.
I thought summer was supposed to be over.
>>316434573
Do high schoolers even listen to metal anymore?
Last metal concert I went to had a median age of like 28, and that's including all the middle-age and beyond guys.
also pic related would make for a great campy gothic horror game.
>>316443526
>the trooper
>>316442970
I actually kind of agree, I don't really like rainbow. But he still has way more vocal ability than Ozzy, which is why when they played old sabbath songs live he killed them better than ozzy ever did.
>>316443184
weakling ripoff, pink album art don't make no difference
>>316442770
Doesn't matter how old you get, this pop metal fad will always be shit. Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Meshuggah; Hell, anything with Metalcore in it is horrible.
There's plenty of good new metal bands, i can name tons of new bands that surpass anything Maiden has ever done past Powerslave, or Metallica and so on. Those metalcore and pop rock fucks, however, are not among that list.
>>316443465
>brutal legend represents metal in gaming
Nah, it's Doom. From the satanic imagery to the kreator-esque soundtrack to the spotless precision and speed.
>>316443330
David Bowie, Immortal, and Herman Ri
Best Symphony X song is In the dragons den. If you think otherwise you are wrong and I will fight you.
>>316443465
there's Painkiller.
>How do you defeat the cowboys from hell?
Just use your Mouth For War.
>>316443526
>iced earth
Some bands need to stop listening to Iron Maiden at some point.
>>316443587
Can't handle the heat, get out of the nuclear reactor.
>>316443327
>Yes they did
No, no they didn't, kid. No one band invented anything, it happened over time.
Bands back in the day were taking shit from other bands and implementing it in their own sound. Guitarists hear others tuning a certain way, or using effects, they like it, and then they use it in their shit. Drummers hear big band and jazz drummers using double kick (blast beats), they think it's cool so they start doing it etc.etc... Bands today are still doing this.
The same people think Black Sabbath just invented the metal genre one day are the same idiots that think Rush invented prog, and Michael Jackson invented the moonwalk.
>>316443330
Dadrock: The Fighting Game
>>316443841
>Can't handle the heat, get out of the nuclear reactor.
Said the flickering candle
>>316443612
HARDEST METAL KNOWN THE MAN
>>316443330
Only Hendrix, Kilmister and Mustaine to some extent are actually talented in there. Maybe Dio and Bowie, but singing is more about being naturally born with it than learning anything.
>>316442970
some of Magica is alright. Otherwise I agree. He was best singing other people's words.
>>316443071
>weebshit metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c
>>316443960
Friedman > Mustaine anyway
>>316443960
>Kilmister and Mustaine
As much as I enjoy Megadeth and Motorhead, they are pretty average musicians that could be easily replaced by literally anyone.
>>316443330
>Not maining Trent "Oddjob" Reznor
High attacks can't hit him, and after the post-depression buff, his attack strength is buffed through the roof.
Lindemann is great too, all of his attacks do insane burn damage, even if he takes small damage constantly.
Fuck Hetfield mains though, all they do is spam their "YEAH!" taunt. Fucking Kirby's of this game.
>>316443841
I think it's pretty sad how Iced Earth hasn't put out a decent album since Something Wicked. Also they were better when they were more thrashy, like their first 2 albums. Their early stuff is godlike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqewBHgfd6A
>>316444191
I stopped caring about them the last time they fired Barlow.
>>316444191
True of at least half of all metal bands, unfortunately...
>>316444191
I think they did a damn good job with the Gettysburg trilogy in Glorious Burden.
also Dystopia and Plagues of Babylon were pretty good.
>>316444151
That's why i'm saying, out of that list. Though i hold Mustaine i higher regard than Kilmister because he wrote most of Megadeth's stuff, his soloing is nothing much outside of "muh shred", which gets boring after a while, but he used to write some pretty sick riffs and licks.
>>316444140
Agreed. Honestly Kiko Loureiro seems to be first since Friedman to actually seem like he gets near his level, Broderick was good but he had no feeling to anything he played.
>>316443902
>all that human shit
>dadrock
Grand Funk Railroad is more metal than 90% of the homofaggotry in that list.
![1000x1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aWztEqA.jpg "1000x1000[1].jpg")
who /scarsymmetry/ here?I like them better without Christian Älvestam. He had great vocal range, but he's also overrated.
>>316433652
Wrong album, turdbrain. Also, this doesn't work as well with Pantera because that doesn't look like a game cover. Maybe an edgy 90s ad.
All these cunts making Dimebag jokes, I was going to do that.
Pantera are shite
>>316444359
B-but anon, Warp Riders is their best album. After that, i don't really enjoy them either though, too much stoner rock, too little doom.
Still, Warp Riders is amazing, this song in particular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7yCchUbbKM
>>316443923
If you don't like metal, you're not my friend.
>>316444523
Holographic universe best album
Hijacking this thread. Metal is fucking full on homosexual these days. Is dead and metal fans are all girly men. Post punk rock. they don't even try and are ten times more "br00tal" than metal effeminate girly boys are. Enjoy getting bullied for your sorry attempts at pubic hair goatees and long gross hair that you do that faggot hair flipping thing with.
Real man's music below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6to2A4kbJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw
>>316444821
Nah, It's got 4 good songs, the ghost prototypes, quantum leaper, and the title song. hardly a 'best'.
>>316443960
Right... because composing and playing your own music doesn't make you talented.
Also, "singing is more about being naturally born with it than learning anything" is a fucking stupid statement.
If you don't like music, don't pretend to know anything about it.
>>316444457
I disagree. Freedie Mercury always was a brilliant composer and an unique singer and beats everyone else in this picture. Trent can get some kudos for being very avantgarde for it's time and helping to popularize Industrial. Everyone else are generic people, and it's a shame to think that a motionless faggot such as Mustaine or a random drunk such as Lemmy could be even compared to him.
>>316444457
Let me fix this for you:
>Kiko Loureiro seems to be the first good guitarist in Megadeth's story.
What is your opinion on Keldian?and why was Memento Mori their best song
>>316444891
Post punk > punk
>>316444371
I found most of the stuff on the last 2 albums to be pretty generic, outside of maybe 2 or 3 songs from each album. Their last consistent album was Framing Armaggedon, and only because of Ripper's vocals, the actual instrumental is nothing impressive. I wish they'd kept him instead of hiring Barlow again, only to fire him later anyway. Also new singer honestly sucks, he can't quite nail Barlow nor Ripper, and doesn't have enough personality to add something original to the songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMOtwk9oXjA
>>316444891
>literally the most cash-in genre, even moreso than fucking top 40 hip-hop
>real mans music
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, there's no way you're actually serious, right?
>even posts youtube links
you are, oh god my sides
Anyone into perfection?
>>316444924
>Bowie
>Hendrix
>generic
>beaten by Freddie
>>316444710
Warp Riders is a real mix of highs and lows for me. Apocryphon had one excellent song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9G2zAKJH98
Nothing else in their catalog beats Ebethron or The Black River though.
Totally agree that they shifted way too far in the direction of pure stoner rock. They also push the merch way too hard these days IMO. Don't want to call them sellouts but....
>tfw you're pretty metal but scared of rusting
>>316444891
>isn't blink182 da best, guyth?
Seek a cliff, faggot.
>>316444924
Not every singer is a composer, that's really uncommon. Most singers are like Halford or Ozzy, they don't really know any musical shit, they just sing it because they have it in their lungs.
Also you can't deny Friedman was talented, check his solo stuff, he's legit good.
>>316444930
Memento Mori was so bad it gave me cancer.I'm listening to it for the first time right now. is it one of those ballad intermissions or something?
>>316443841
>Iced Earth
>Maiden
Iced Earth has way too many gallop-gallop-gallop riffs and not nearly enough twin guitar beedly harmonies for me to think of Maiden. They are pretty formulaic and boring though.
>>316444790
>WIMPS AND POSERS, LEAVE THE HALL!
>>316445081
Sorry, forgot them.They are better than the others on the pic, but still inferior to Freddie.
>>316445123
Rain is god's tears, they would burn one as unholy as him
>>316445208
It starts out a bit slow but then remains kickass for the majority of the song.
I didn't really like it at first but it ended up growing on me.
>>316444359
The Sword is fucking great
>inb4 some fags spam Ghost.
>High tier
Thrash metal
Heavy metal
Some black metal
Some death metal
>OK tier
Speed Metal
Black metal
Death metal
>Kill yourself tier
Folk metal
Symphonic metal
Emocore
Hardcore
>Weeaboo tier
Baby metal
>>316445115
They really did sellout tho. They're clearly softening their sound to make it to radios and stuff, which i think is kind of dumb, not every band can a pull a Metallica, and they'll never reach Kyuss or Queens of The Stone Age popularity. They should do like most big stoner/sludge/doom bands and play for that fanbase and enjoy what that has to offer.
>>316444949
>implying post punk is even punk
I love this thread so much. It's off topic as hell and should be deleted, but I love it.
>>316445430
>no NWoBHM
Go away, poseur.
>>316445210
The gallop thing was awesome, then it got boring after Schaffer started literally plagiarizing himself on his songs. He hans't written one single riff since Something Wicked This Way Comes, and when he did, it was mimmicking something he did in the past.
>>316436750
>>316438003
>people that don't listen to weebshit
>think weeb is an insult
>>>/reddit/ dumb normies
![1000x1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UIzhQ4P.jpg "1000x1000[1].jpg")
>>316445472
what the fuck is up with metal and their circles/spheres of pointy things?
>>316445574
The new wave is not considered a subgenre you idiot. The one that i forgot is industrial.
>>316445195
I know. I am making an evaluation based in a medium that accommodates all fields. Guys like Ozzy, Halford, Hetfield, and Simmons are disposable shit tier. They don't have anything unique, no good range, no good technique, and literally anybody can train a 8 or 9 months to achieve a identical voices.
>>316445430
>High tier
Black metal
Emocore
Hardcore
Sludge metal
Doom metal
>OK tier
Death metal
Heavy metal
NWoBHM
>Kill yourself tier
Thrash metal
Speed metal
Folk metal
Symphonic metal
Power metal
>>316443330
TRENT
BOWIE
AND LEMMY
BEST TEAM MANSON FAGS GET REKT
>>316445430
>stoner/sludge/doom tier
Stoner Metal
Doom Metal
Sludge Metal
>high tier
Heavy Metal
>ok tier
Thrash Metal
Speed Metal
>it's shit tier
Death Metal
Black Metal
Symphonic Metal
Hair Metal
>nothing good outside of Blind Guardian tier
Power Metal
Fixed that for you.
>>316445763
>emo core
>high tier
lol
>>316445574
>NWoBHM
literally worst genre of metal, liked only by old people and fat drunken neckbeards whose definition of "heavy" begins with drinking and ends with tits. Subhuman metal at its finest.
>>316444984
>literally the most cash-in genre
Tell that to metallica, Korn. Limp Bizkit and any other hell spawns of metal. Not to mention the current metalcore craze that tries to awfully mix thrashmetal and pop punk with deathcore screaming. All I hear is about how hardcore they are. Let me guess you probably think those underground cricket sounding squealers are "brvtal" right? Please...punk is dead and its still miles ahead of that crusty biker infested, pubic hair metal cancer.
>>316445191
Where in my post do you see blink 182? I could generalize too but it wouldn't help my argument.
How the hell do I get past the Chamber of Whispering Eyes, this is artificial difficulty at it's most heinous
>>316445904
>thrash metal
>high tier
lol
>>316433652
That's not the same album, genius
>>316445843
>Bling Guardian
>>316445420
Ghost aren't even metal tho
Maybe their last album and only some songs out of that, even then i'd call them Alternative at most.
>>316445907
>Iron Maiden
>Judas Priest
>worst genre
Mcfucking Kill Yourself
>>316445946
>whines about metal being shit
>posts things that are not metal
lmao, punk is shit, Michael Jackson and ABBA are garbage-tier meme artists. There is no redeeming feature to punk.
Why is this thread here? What does this have to do with video games?
>>316445843
>Blind GuardianIron Savior are better
>>316446167
It is a ruse thread, started by a metal band posted with some console overlay. It's on /v/ because /mu/ has outgrown metal, and the only thread for it there is confined to a ciclejerking general.
>>316446167
/mu/ is revealing its power level.
>>316446136
>Mcfucking Kill Yourself
If thats the best comeback you have then yes, I believe I am right. Go dig yourself a grave, subhuman.
>>316446136
2 bands don't make up a genre
Those 2 have unique sounds, heavy metal does not translate into their songs, and when someone tries to do that, they sound like shit. Every single fucking Heavy Metal band that tries to play like Maiden are literal dogshit.
This is good heavy metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKUTpRhVYR4
>>316442420
Ronnie was the better vocalist. DIO andnd Rainbow were also better than Black Sabbath.
>>316444891
>bringing gender into a discussion on the abstract that is music (the worst part is that you're probably serious)
Fuck you. I like those bands, but you can go fuck yourself.
>metal
>brainless noise for the idiots
>they even hit themselves in concert because they are frustrated with their life
worst than the emos
>>316446167
This is how, fuckface:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3VJGDqphM
>>316446256
>/mu/ is revealing its power level.
if this is the best they can do I am disappointed, this isnt even good rusing.
Good rusing is to start a thread about a thing everybody hates, and then keep the thread going about how awesome it is.
>>316446068
>Ghost aren't even metal tho
That's my point.
>Bland, light, radio friendly easy listening AOR
>Weak pop vocals
>Edgy Party City halloween costumes and slightly Satanic
Might as well listen to this, it's the exact same, but without the tryhard satan shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
>>316446351
There's literally no band that is better than Black Sabbath outside of Heaven And Hell, which is the superior line-up of Black Sabbath
>>316434573
>not doing NBBMN
>>316445065
Noice
>>316446457
>Megadeth
THE most beta band on the planet.
>>316446146
>Posts things that aren't metal.
Metallica is metal. Korn is metal. And Limp Bizkit is no matter how bad you don't want it to be, but they are indeed METAL. Nu-metal. But still metal. And yes I will whine because these bands are shit stains on your genre that will never be erased. Daily reminder that Linkin Park is Nu-metal as well.
>>316444891
I'll tell you about punk rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABl9S9RBY6A
>>316433652
By going on stage with a gun during a concert
>>316446429
>this isn't music it's just noise
Spoken like a true casual. Not even defending metal but this argument is retarded for any genre of music.
>>316446475
/mu/ wouldn't make a metal thread on /v/ unless they're outcasts that think they'll shitpost here because they can't spam metal threads on /mu/ because of the general that's up. This is 100% /v/ and everyone's shit taste in here is proof of that.
>that guy who ONLY listens to metal and thinks any other genre is shit and that he's enlightened
Why are there so many of these fags?
>>316445430
>>316445763
>God Tier
Melodic Metal, Progressive Metal, Technical Death Metal, Melodic Death Metal.
>High tier
Heavy Metal, Speed Metal, NWOBHM, American Thrash.
>Ok tier
Death, Industrial,Power, Folk, East coast Hardcore, first wave Black Metal, German Thrash.
>Shit Tier
Second wave Black Metal, Doom, Porngrind, Punk, Crust, Death Thrash, West coast Hardcore.
>>316446643
That, and usually /mu/ is usually too busy circlejerking the same handful of bands.
>>316446570
Friends don't let friends get Friends haircuts.
![absolut_vomit_by_thejacobskid-d21qcw5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6eG5vPy.jpg "absolut_vomit_by_thejacobskid-d21qcw5[1].jpg")
>>316446668
>melodic, prog, and tech death in high
Surprised thrash isn't up there too with such shit taste.
>>316446731
>>316446643
You know too much about /mu/ to NOT be /mu/. Gotcha, you hipster fucks.
>>316436750
>people that know nothing about music and only listen to metal/entry level shit and act like patrician /complex music is bad because they don't get it
>>316446574
Linkin Park is punk rock you retard, stop trying to lump shit you hate in with the genre you hate. also
>dadrock
>metal
you're retarded
>korn
yes.
>limp bizkit
that's punk, too, just like linkin park. Do you know anything about music, or are you merely pretending to be retarded? next you'll tell me Mozart's 5th symphony is metal.
>>316446497
They have some songs where it gives a certain Mercyful Fate;/King Diamond vibe, but then it goes back to the pop radio shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yiHA62uhNo
>>316446389
>Tumblr user gets triggered on first visit to /v/
>>316446167
Thoughts on this?
I liked it. Most of the gameplay wasn't that great and it was obviously unfinished but I thought it did a pretty good job of capturing the awesome but self-aware campiness of (mostly) pre-2000 metal
>>316446849
I haven't been to /mu/ in a month or so but I go back and forth. Hipster is a shitty criticism of anything.
>>316446668
awful shit taste
>>316446574
>korn is metal
No
It's pop rock like Linkin Park and Slipknot
>>316446962
fug
>>316446853
>patrician
>anime
>>316446965
>Hipster is a shitty criticism of anything.
The fuck is going on in this thread
>>316446849
Go there right now and take a look at the catalog, note of the shit they've made threads about, then wait a while and go back, literally the same shit over and over.
>>316446574
>Korn is metal. And Limp Bizkit is no matter how bad you don't want it to be, but they are indeed METAL.
Yeah and chumba wamba are grindcore.
>>316447027
Korn and Slipknot are nu-metal. Linkin Park is neo-punk.
Goddamnit, how do I beat Gor-Gor without the minions? I'm trying my damnedest to unlock Vulvatron but this fucker is overpowered.
>>316447056
>go there right now
Nah I got work in the morning, have fun jerking it to post rock, /mu/-fag
>>316447056
*note all of
>>316446652
I also listen to Blues, jazz and most rock tho
I like playing guitar, and i like playing what i enjoy listening. Can't do that with other genres.
>>316446853
Why accompany your post with shitpost-chan? Now everyone knows you're being retarded on purpose.
>>316444164
Lindemann has to be a grappler with insane punishes or something
how do i revive wayne static?
>the worse it is the more i sound cool for liking it
/mu/ please go
>>316447157
You're not getting what I'm saying, stupid faggot. I'm not a /mu/-fag.
Holy fuck. I'm begging you, play in traffic
Hey guys remember that time when Trey Azagthoth would absolutely murder you in Quake 3?
He was a good friend.
Why people usually hate on power metal? I think its pretty fun genre to listen to every once in a while with the way how everything is so over the top.
>>316447147
>Vulvatron
Didn't you hear they fired her? Apparently she was way into heavy drugs and wouldn't stop, and after what happened to Oderus they fired her ass as soon as they found out.
Which is a shame, I thought she was cool.
>>316446668
>melodic anything
>any progressive outside of Fates Warning
>folk
>industrial
>black metal
>shitting on Doom
We've got a legit faggot over here.
>>316446860
>being this genre illiterate
Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit are Nu-metal.
Nu-metal=Thrash metal/rock/and hip hop/rap elements fused together to make a funk rockish sort of sound. It has absolutely nothing to do with punk. Korn themselves started the whole movement and they are the reason Limp Bizkit exists. Linkin Park drew inspiration from Limp Bizkit and Deftones. All Nu-metal. Nothing to do with punk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nu_metal
>>316447264
Snap into a Slimjim.
>>316447267
I don't know why your shitty ass taste has any room to be saying anything about listening to bad music.
>>316447128
"nu-metal" is not an actual genre, it's just a way of saying those bands are not metal. They're pop rock.
>god tier
thrash
>alright
instrumental death metal
Is it gay to like power metal?It's gay, isn't it?
People who get obsessive over genres and subgenres are so cringeworthy
Its always the same people. They're never musicians or anyone that matters. Usually younger types who just got "really into music" and discovered Wikipedia for the first time
Listen to what you like, stop putting a label on it like some record executive, and don't let some other faggot on a message board (the video game board, especially) what you should and shouldn't like
I can't believe I have to say this
>>316447147
Double team him with Bonesnapper and Sawborg Destructo. To kill time, keep throwing slaves at him as a distraction.
He also really likes crack if you have any of that.
>>316447391
>shitty ass-taste
i dont know what you expected anon
>>316447483
Don't worry son, it's okay to be gay lets rejoice with the boys in the gay way.
>>316447309
Too many generic bands among the really good ones
Ironically, Death and Thrash also suffer from the same problem, but no one bats an eye to that
Doom and Stoner is where almost everything is godtier.
>>316447464
Nu-metal is a post-grunge genre born on the 90s, that mixes industrial metal with influences of rap music.
Now please, describe what a "pop metal" band is.
>>316447510
Nice pasta you faggot.
>>316447510
Why is this the only guy in the whole fucking thread making any sense?
>>316447510
>dude like chill. Don't label yourself and others. Labels are for poseurs.
Fuck off faggot. Elitist master race. Its what keeps genres what they are. There will always be subgenres and they will always be divided based on their components.
>>316447510
Thank you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq-UsaRchI
>>316433652
posting the best metal song ever made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74VTf9RypfU
>>316447595
Sturgeon's law applies to every genre.
>>316447686
>>316447706
>>316447710
>replying to copypasta
>meal
Today /v/ reminded me why I avoid metal forums and metal fans at all costs. Hardcore metal fans are the worst, the absolute scum of scum of all music fans. I'd rather be in a room with fifteen jazz fans and fourteen smelly old women that only listen to Wagner than spend a single minute conversing with a hardcore metal fan.
Every single metal forum on the internet is terrible and this thread is giving me flashbacks of the insufferable retards I would encounter when I was a young metal fan wanting to discuss awesome bands with people on the internet.
The same circular arguments jerking off over who knew the most obscure band or the band with the worst production, shitting on everything that hasn't been released on cassette, the endless fucking arguments about genres and sub genres and sub sub genres of blackened death apocalyptic satanic gumby metal.
Thank you, /v/, you put a bit of hatred in my heart before I go to bed. Sweet dreams.
>>316447747
Die in a fire.
>God Tier
Metal inspired by punk. Examples: Thrash, Black, Death, Grind and Sludge
>Bad tier
Metal not inspired by punk. Except for Doom. Doom is cool.
>>316447716
>not even crunchy
pleb.
How do I burn the church on level 3? Varg keeps stabbing me before I get to it. Fucking boss fights in this game.
>>316447786
>snack
>>316447657
I'm flattered you think its pasta. Save it if you want. Or don't, whatever
>>316447706
I watched an interview with Max Cavalera the other day and he said the single worst thing about metal is all the self-imposed division between faggot fanboys of different subgenres
Its childish. Like the whole jock - geek - etc dichotomy in a high school movie
>>316447747
Its not
>>316447747
If this is seriously pasta I've never seen it. I'm guessing its from /mu/ which I will never bother browsing. /r9k/ has better taste in their "songs that make you cry over your waifu" threads.
>>316447309
Power metal bands become so restricted by their genre. They must all sound like Helloween or Nightwish. They must all have the same fantasy lyrics and gallooping riffs with double bass. They all sound the same.
Apparently, you just shoot them in the chest with a shotgun during a live concert.
>>316434573
>There are people right here, right now that don't listen to all genres
Close-minded degenerates, the lot of you.
>>316447814
Yeah it sucks. The metal general on /mu/ is usually ok. People who just want to argue over their opinion mostly get ignored.
>>316447329
>black metal
>bad
fuccboi
>>316447814
Why do people against subgenres even if they're useful always use shitty pseudo-examples like
>blackened death apocalyptic satanic gumby metal
Also why do these faggots never go after the various forms of electronic music that do it even worse? Some metal subgenres are stupid and shouldn't be used but most do describe differences in the music, which is what genres and subgenres should do.
>>316447946
>>316447952
I've seen the exact same thing in metal threads on here before.
>>316447648
>Nu-metal
>born in the 90's
No it wasn't, kid. there were groups combining rap and hard rock/metal back in the 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqhV8kDkBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBA-xi8WuCU
to name a couple
>>316434573
>he fell for the edgy teenagers only listen to metal meme
>>316448072
No, you haven't. Because I literally wrote it five minutes ago
Its hardly a trailblazing opinion though so I'm sure someone's said the same in as many words
>>316448156
Good ol' FnM.
>>316433652
With Anthrax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrB_-wJZREY
>>316446668
>Prog not having its own tier
>>316448156
And since when FnM or Anthrax are Industrial Metal?
>>316448072
>Why do people against subgenres even if they're useful always use shitty pseudo-examples like
Because people who think subgenres are stupid aren't going to make the effort to look up one of the retarded subgenres that metal autists invent.
>>316448050
my boy
>>316448000
>not accepting the warrior's death and entering the halls of Valhalla to feast and battle for all of eternity
baka desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDaLLTXKKvE
>>316448443
i hope you haven't broken NBBMN yet boy
that would be very unkvlt
>>316447595
What kind of metal is stoner metal? Is it played while stoned so its sloppyly played? Or is it made to be listened while stoned? And i've never really "gotten" doom metal, maybe ive just listend to bad examples of the genre. Can you recommend me some good entry level bands from both genres?
>>316448156
The rise of a genre isn't about finding the earliest possible example of what could be considered similar elements. Why do spergs always do this. It's not about "firsts."
>do not listen to /v/ for honest video game advice
>do not listen to /mu/ for honest music advice
Do you believe these statements are correct?
>>316448590
I mean I got shitfaced and had 80s karaoke last weekend if that counts
>>316448440
Just makes you sound like a retard since as far as I can tell in this thread nobody's posted any really out there subgenres. They're mostly the common ones: black, death, doom, etc, all of which are pretty different if you actually listen to them. Speed metal might be one actually that I think is stupid.
>>316448692
Maybe for /mu/core. I've been recommended quite a few things that I love from /mu/.
>Playing racing game
>Start up some Kyuss/Unida/Slo Burn
>>316448605
stoner metal is just a particular sound
band like Sleep, eyehategod, Kyuss, and Electric Wizard are all good entry level starting points
most stoner metal also incorporates doom metal influence pretty heavily as well
>>316448156
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqhV8kDkBw
>the song that stopped Corey Taylor from trying to kill himself
>>316448631
To say something what born at X point in time, you're saying that's the beginning.
>Nu-metal is a post-grunge genre born on the 90s
>born on the 90's
My links proved otherwise. If you meant something else, you should've wrote something else.
>>316448631
>history doesn't matter
>in fact, roots are not important
>I only care about what's popular
This is what you sound like.
>>316448696
as long as you didn't actively choose to listen to non-BM on your own time you're fine
>>316448832
Based anon
>>316448000
But nightwish is more symphonic metal isnt it? But i dunno, im really bad at la eling bands.
>>316448605
Stoner is a shitty genre name, but it basically means slower songs with a groove, sometimes spacey, almost jam-like feel (even if the songs don't involve any actually jamming, it's that feeling of an extended, rolling groove).
Doom metal is basically long, slow songs with a lot of homages to early Black Sabbath.
>>316448937
Well I broke it because Im a sucker for shitty pop punk as well.
>>316448760
>They're mostly the common ones: black, death, doom, etc, all of which are pretty different if you actually listen to them
THOSE subgenres are fine. There are clear differences between them and they all sound really different.
I mean once you start getting into the tertiary descriptors like with blackened symphonic doom metal or beyond is when it starts getting retarded, especially because only the weirdest and most autistic of metal fans will go that far, but those are always the loudest ones and they will argue against each other for hours whether something belongs in one tertiary subgenre or another.
Genres are fine, subgenres are fine, but there comes a point where it stops being useful and just exists for people to be smug and jerk off over how much more they think they know about music than others.
>>316447814
Sweden yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgCOFg9zeU
>>316449059
for shame my boy, for shame
>>316448849
Thanks mate, ill have a look at those
>>316447814
You sound like one of those children that scream "elitist" when someone says they don't like the bands you like.
>>316448876
No, it's saying the majority of what defines X arose at that time. Not that it's the earliest possible example of anyone doing something that could be considered X.
If you say nu-metal was an 80's thing you sound like a tard. We're not playing gotcha trivia games here.
>>316449107
>blackened symphonic doom metal
At a point I can understand it getting harder and harder to hear the difference but this isn't really that odd. Symphonic is a clear qualifier with a meaning. Blackened means it's influenced by black metal. So I wouldn't consider this all that strange but I would probably question if the person using this term could actually hear the influence because I probably couldn't. There are people much better at picking things out from music than I am.
>>316445996
>Erecshyrinol is an anagram of no lyrics here.
Deepest lore.
>>316443612
Fuck, last metal show I went to had a median age of fucking 40
>>316448605
not the guy you're asking, but my two cents...
stoner metal is generally slow, bass-heavy, down tuned, and often the guitars are played through a bass amp. Check out Kyuss, Sleep, and High on Fire.
Doom is sort of similar in that it's slow and down tuned but is usually even slower and more down tuned. The lyrics are more often than not based off a satanic or occult theme. Check out Come My Fanatics by Electric Wizard.
