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Are you enjoying Headpatting Simulator 2015?
>>316414887
>no translation
>enjoying
>>316415282
I need more English stuff that's too heartwarming to fap too while I wait for this translation.
>>316416062
Why isn't the kid burned? Isn't her son?
can someone explain?
>>316416302
What?
just finished my session for today, she came 22 times and MC came 18 times.
head pat count is at about 1200.
>>316416398
what is this about?
>>316416662
Cute. CUTE!
>>316416581
Can you fuck while headpatting? This is important
>>316416159
Anon scars aren't passed down from parent to child.
>>316416159
Thank you, Anon, I needed that.
>>316416662
A game called Teaching Feeling where you get an abused loli slave and you can nurture her like the daughter you'll never have because the adoption process is pretty much meant to keep the kind of people who play loli slave h-games away.
>>316416735
sadly no, but head pats are their own reward.
God damn I want some head pats now, a few years back I was drunk at a party and had my head in a girls lap while she head patted me, it felt so fucking good, no wonder Sylvie loves it.
Translation wait thread?
Translation wait thread.
>>316417057
>A game called Teaching Feeling where you get an abused loli slave and you can nurture her like the daughter you'll never have
DOWNLOAD WHERE
TRANSLATION WHERE
>>316417057
I didn't need a reminder anon.
>>316417168
http://pastebin.com/sfUW2jT1
Only a menu/machine translation, no legit one yet. But we're waiting ;_;
>>316417168
For all potential "sauce?!?!" posters in this thread, here you go.
http://pastebin.com/sfUW2jT1
>>316416159
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
I play her head like a drum 12 hours a day
>>316417908
qtOTY
>>316417396
Does she die?
>>316418212
only if you feed her the sandwich
>>316418212
Don't feed her pancakes.
What is this face try to convey?
It's kind of disappointing how he changed her original design to something less unsightly.
>>316414887
Can semen heal burn scars?
>>316418276
>>316418309
So you can kill her.Thank you for giving me the means to kill said slave
>>316418420
>Sexing her
What horror
>>316418424
>her original design
Post it.
>>316418470
No, only chocolate.
>>316418420
Pure unfiltered and extreme love
>>316418420
very intense good feelings.
>>316418470
surprisingly yes, at least in real life that is
I wish you could keep her clothes on in the normal sex scene.
>>316418420
Disconfort, those Glasses seem very small.
Do we really need one of these every day?
I can't remember the last time a VN got this much attention on /v/besides Katawa Shoujo.
>>316418820
with the amount of bodily fluids flying around that would ruin any of the nice clothes she has beyond repair
I was until she tried to have sex with me
I wanted a daughteru simulator, not some disgusting sex game
>>316418650
I didn't save it, but I'm sure someone will deliver.
>>316418973
we love cripples, I think its the fact that they are vulnerable and damaged which makes them appealing.
>>316419139
Does it mean we are crippled in some way too?
Anon, I don't think you understand. I don;t know if I can properly convey it. But I have to try.MY.DICK.
>>316418420
She is being taught to feel.Sexily
>>316419230
I don't think that's how it works, just because you fuck a girl in a wheelchair doesn't mean your lets stop working.
>>316419230
That's pretty deep man......
>you will never have someone to pat your head
>>316419383
That's a different girl(?).
>>316419383
that's not her original design, that's just another drawing that the author did.
>>316419383
What the FUCK
My prostate still hurts
>>316419230
Mentally, sure.
>>316419415
It's because we're damaged we don't feel we can't be of any value to anyone not equally damaged or worse.
I'm stupid. I downloaded this, how do I translate it? I got the megalink download, what do?
Does those have any endings?
I bought all the clothes for her, got all the cgs, made her drink an energy drink and aphrodisiac and fucked her till she orgasmed 25 times and her belly was inflated with my cum and her mind was broken.
I kinda wanted to not fuck her and have a daughteru simulator on top of a decent submissive emotional healing qt simulator
>>316416856
No. But the sins are.
>>316416581
I've unlocked all scenes but can only have both of us cum twice in one session (well she usually comes 3 times), do I have to drink the energy drink?
I am a cripple and it genuinely upsets me that someone would fetishize this. I cant even call you disgusting people, because you are not people.
>>316419185
>Cute anime girls will never be real
>>316419185
This is adorable :3
>>316419763
Sounds like you need to get thicker skin, buddy.
>>316416062
>>316414887
>burn scars that look like dried blood
That's not how burns work
>>316419763
post cripple feet
>>316419549
>>316419556
>>316419618
I was just kidding, this the original
>>316419763
She's not actually handicapped in any way. Just horribly scarred. Fuck off with your obvious bait.
>>316419763
What's wrong with you, then? Shot in the legs?
>>316419696
look at the folder names, use your head
>>316419383
>You'll never idly twirl one of her tentacles around your little finger
>She'll never grip you tightly and pull you in for a hug
>>316418420
I don't know, might befeeling
>>316419739
for that I used both the energy drink and aphrodisiac at the same time, it was the third option out of 4 and i had 2 of each just so you know what my circumstances were, I only stopped at 22 because it seemed excessive at that point.
>>316419881
Still a different girl.
>>316419864
Shhhhhh, anime logic.
Is the game complete or it doesn't have any endings?
Figure I'll ask here: Any of you know what happened to the Hizashi translation?
>>316420050
Yeah yeah, for real now, here is the original design
>>316418676
Please no, I don't like butt chocolate.
I'd try it if sex was optional instead of inevitable
>fucking your daughteru
I bet you fuck your cat too
Why are her fucking hands so big?
>>316419763
hey if you wanted a hug I'd give you one too, no need to feel bad.
Someone just give me the sadpanda gallery link.
>>316420194
This desu.
>>316420146
Are the mushrooms killing her?
>>316420115
what about it?
>>316420242
Read the thread for the game name faggot.
>>316419881
Hmm, maybe the artist wanted put emphasis on her bruises and trauma but really now.
If she is in proper care now, that's not how a dismembered patient would be tended, with their legs in the fucking open.
>>316420194
I'm sure it will be fine.
>>316420279
If it's sprouting fungus, it's already a zombie
>>316419763
>Cripple
>Person
Your one to judge
>Can't torrent
>Try a torrent to ddl site
>After waiting 3 hours, just get an error
MEGA FUCKING WHEN
>>316414887
>Loli
I can't enjoy this shit.
pat your imoutos head, post results
>>316420298
Did it ever get finished? Abandoned? I never heard anything more about it and I don't see it anywhere.
>>316420408
what do you mean, you can't torrent?
>>316414887
Time for my obligatory post
>He plays and likes rape / abuse shit
>>316420065
last thing i heard was that the dev was working on an ending along with 2000 clothing options, though those are most likely recolours so the number is more like 400 unique items which is still a lot.
>>316420441
Fuck you
>>316414887
what game
>>316414887
Are girls like dogs to you? No wonder you' ll stay perman virg.
>>316420439
End yourself senpai
>>316420571
Holy shit all those items?
I thought this was a petting simulator and not a dressing one.
Guess I will wait and see.
>>316420517
Circumstances that I'd like to keep vague are impeding me.
>>316420439
I will never fathom how people can survive with taste as shit as this.
>>316420791
It's both.
>>316420667
looks like you've never had your head patted before, it feels good.
>>316420791
yeah but I heard that from a previous thread on here so the number could have been inflated.
I've been playing the machine translation. Can all you do is just pat her head at the beginning?
>>316420441
>"STOP CALLING ME POTATO!!!"
Her skin is brown while the torso is white.
>>316420981
Why would you want more?
>>316420791
Dressup simulators are great, though
http://myroid.wikia.com/wiki/Myroid_Wiki
>>316421109
I want to take her out on a date and have more conversation with her.
>this will never be you
>>316421148
I played that while I was in Japan, its not as good honestly.
>>316421412
Giving or receiving?Either way ;_;
>>316418676
Did someone say chocolate?
>>316419415
Fuck you anon I can't stop laughing.
pat head, receive love
>>316421412
A slut?
>>316421651
>Gimmie the chocolate
It gets me every time.
>>316418650
Strangely enough, I can't find it on his Pixiv, but it's definitely been posted in these threads a few times. She used to have more serious scarring, with most of her arms being scarred, and was missing half of her left hand.
>>316420474
It's on nyaa.
>>316419230
Emotionally crippled.
>>316421840
What if that was actually just an edit?
>>316420194
You can try this instead.
>>316421840
>was missing half of her left hand
>can't find
That's for good certainly.
>>316422223
stop it, my stomach hurts from laughing.
>>316416159
anon pls
![[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_23.26_[2015.11.12_14.10.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0l4vc44.jpg "[HorribleSubs] One-Punch Man - 06 [720p].mkv snapshot 23.26 [2015.11.12 14.10.15]")
>>316420439
Filling that reaction image folder again?
>>316420986
>You will never spoil Yamada
>>316416159
family
>>316422247
It was a different piece of artwork.
>>316422568
No, these guys want to be girls so they can have children.
These guys want to be mothers.
>>316419763
*pat pat*
>>316422786
Not me.
>>316422568
So?
>>316422786
Fuck you buddy, i want to be a dickgirl
>>316422568
kinda this, but I'd say im not as emotionally retarded as about 90% of the people on here, socially however I am garbage.
>>316421651
>why does she need glasses if she's deaf
>>316421651
Are there actually scat in Hanako's route?
>>316423128
those early threads were truly gold.
>>316422786
Nah I totes want a wife andfour kids.
>Tfw finding the bitch to bear the spawn is gonna be the hardest part.
>>316422932
Fair enough. I mean me too, I just realize the wish fulfillment of anime and VNs is bad. If we could all live in anime it would be nice. But we can't, it's better to shun this stuff and work on improving ourselves so we don't end up as total failures.
>>316422568
Amusingly, I do want a kid, but rather than it just being a matter of not having a hope in hell of getting laid I don't want to either.
>>316423234
No justrape.
>>316423270
>Bromont
>Yamakuman
>Storyteller
It was fucking magical.
>>316422568
I want to find the right girl to cuddle with forever
a cute daughter would be a big bonus
>>316423234
I exclusively played her route and I don't remember any poop, maybe at one point you give her some actual chocolate but no poop.
>>316422871
>You will never be a cute dickgirl who gets to have fun sexy shenanigans with the other cute dickgirls in your school club
Why even live?
Post more girls getting head pats. It's my fetish.
>>316423465
>rape
SHE NEVER SAID NO
SHE WANTED TO BE LOVED
>>316422568
I fucking hate children and definitely don't want any in reality. But anime isn't real and kids in anime can be cute, which is why a 2D cute daughter raising sim is nice.
>>316423386
How poignant m8. Why don't you go ahead and GTFO this thread?
>>316423532
For the creating of full VR my friend
>>316423624I'm just memeing anon.
>You will never cum on those burn scars.
>You will never convert Misha.
>>316423465
>Bromont
That Bizarre Slime VN will surely be out any day now
>>316422568
I just don't have the finances to support a family. Plus, when my mom cheated on my dad, my view of women went straight to /pol/.
Anime and 2D is a different story.
>>316414887
Ho did she become a slave? Her house burnt down and she has to sells herself to pay for the mortgage?
>>316423386
this sort of thing is still good to keep your spirits up, just wallowing in it isnt good for the soul, its all fine and dandy to head pat a anime girl but head patting in real life is infinitely better, there's a warmth that is special to it.
We really do all need to improve ourselves.
>>316423532
>futa on futa
thats at least one too many dicks!
>>316423234
No, that's from before the game came out.
>>316423343
>calling wife a "bitch"
I think I figured out why you don't have a gf. I bet you wouldn't even want to be a househusband.
>>316424010
>Not wanting to see her floppy, semi hard dick flop around as you fuck her.floppy dicks
>>316416159
Go away Lammark
>>316424010
I don't follow
>>316424010
So what if neither girl has a dick?
>>316424010
It doesn't matter how many dicks there are so long as there aren't any men.
>>316424010
what would you prefer /ss/ x futa?
>>316421840
>>316422625
You mean this?
>>316424307
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>316424421
That's the one.
>>316424385
you wouldn't? are you gay or something?
>>316424421
Good riddance
>>316424223
>not stiff
>>316424258
other way around
>>316424307
you sick bastard
>>316424385
this is more like it
>>316422568
>It's sad.
Say that to my face fucker not online, see what happens.This would happen to me.
So do futafags not find female privates hot at all?
Is it narcissism: the fetish?
>>316424846
>other way around
>>316424010
Too true.
>>316416062
>you will never be the man in this i
pic
senpais, is there anything worth living for?
>>316425619
good, meaningful games and the threads that spawn from them
sadly, /v/ is rearely the place for that
>anime picture in op
>thread turned into pedophile and gay shit
didn't see that coming thanks anime
>>316425608
You have no idea what futa is, do you
>>316425608
your confusing futa with transexuals. Futa usually have both, it's basically jap for herm. If you want jap for trannie you look for newhalf
>>316425608
I like futa because it means I can watch a woman have sex with a woman, since I'm not attracted to men. The woman gets a dick because I myself have a dick and the penis is there for me to empathise with what's being done to it. Futa x futa is the same principle.
I can't speak for futa x guy mentality because I hate that shit.
>>316425608
female privates are pretty like flowers, dicks are fun too though, I enjoy futa because I like to see women fucking women, it takes the guys out of the scene and proxies in a woman with a dick to play the role of the man.
>>316422568
I sure as hell dont want any children , but this game got me in a weird way. I just feel the need to take care of her and see her smile after all the shit she's been through
nothing more
What is this game called? I tried Teaching Feeling, but got nothing.
>>316425610
obviously it should be the younger party with the right "toolof course its all consensual then
>>316425949
this so much this
this tread is very much /d/ right now
>>316426042
奴隷との生活 -Teaching Feeling
>>316426042
https://vndb.org/v18636
>>316426125
>>316426173thank you.
>burns
>red instead of scar tissue lacking pigment
Hella f*cking epic
Reminder that if you deny her the D she rapes you.
>>316426230
Scar tissue lacking pigment is red because you can see blood flowing under it, mouthbreather.
>>316418503
You don't have the edge to do it boy.
>>316426375
TIL
>>316426106
I still don't follow
>>316419383
Why do I find her so cute?
>couple days ago only had 2 pages on pixiv
>now has 5 pages on pixiv
Jesus Christ.
>>316426375
not him, but mine are bone white.
>>316426750
only confirms how to make it big with japan: lure em in with their penis then win them over with their hearts
Literally a meme game.
>>316426908
fuck you nigger
>>316419763
>Upset that people find cripples attractive
>Will later be upset that noone wants to have a cripple in their love-life
Pick one.
>>316426729
its the big eyes and girly eye lashes
>>316426908
This shit should be autoban
>>316426696
futa X woman
i dont have a word for this
>>316422568
Fuck no, I never, ever want to have a kid.
Most people who want kids don't understand the sheer responsibilities involved. And I'm not just talking financial responsibilities. That part is easy. I'm talking all the other responsibilities of being a parent involved with raising the child in a way that isn't authoritarian and is very nurturing. That is the hard part.
I'm not nowhere near responsible enough in the latter regard to have a kid. I have a steady job, but I don't have the parenting skills necessary to raise one.
90 percent of the people who THINK they have the parenting skills don't actually have them and end up raising stupid and evil children.
>>316426901
Devola > Popola
>>316424421
Still love the shit outta botha em desu.
>you will never get raped by the little slave girl you rescued
>>316425907
I do. Girls with dicks.
>>316425938
>>316425949
Oh, so it's for removing the guy in porn? Now I kind of get it, but don't strap-ons do the same thing?
>>316427427
Boring?
futa x girl is vanilla tier stuff, 2dudes going at it scares me.
I fukken love vanilla
>>316427632
yeah but harnesses are ugly and the girls always move in a really shitty way that looks super unnatural
>>316422568
>Having /v/ raising a virtual Daughter
>Having /v/ raising actual children
Fucking pick one.
doujin game about dating crippled/damage girls but as adult woman when? similar to "fragile but tough"
>>316426308
I literally never had this happen.
I got her affection up to like 3-400 and never saw any lewd after denying her first offer for it, so I just caved and slipped her the D.
>>316427629
B-But I just wanted to raise her anon.
>>316427662
nope its entertaining
its also why that one game is so TinkleBell´s most recent work is popular
>>316427805
this guy gets it
>>316427974
KS got you covered on that bud. They're all literally 18+
>>316428165
I don't want no 18 year olds, give me a christmas cake salary women
>>316428057me too but it cannot be avoided
>>316428045
it just takea a while at the start
>>316428165
yeah but its not 18+, its "18+"
>>316414887
>tfw can't enjoy Headpatting Simulator 2015 because it reminds me of this
Makes me uncomfortable
>>316428279
No, all the characters are literally 18+
>>316428323
oh boy
>>316428323
well I certainly am not reading that then.
>>316427805
>2dudes going at it scares me
What if they're pretty boys?
>>316428430
what was the reasoning to them being in what was essentially a high school then?
>tfw no futa gf
>>316428464
Anon, that's gay
>>316427568
I'm preety sure the cynical and shitposting /v/ will raise a spoiled child, they are probably gonna make evil cynical mini versions of themselves is what I think desu. They also may be depraved in some areas, or beaten, physically abused is quite up there.
>>316417396
Damn anon, why does your look so much better than mine? Like seriously, everything makes sense. You put the Machine translation, right? I did the exact same thing, replaced the folders with the Translated ones, and this is what I ended up getting. The hell did I do wrong?
>>316428323
god, that is some legendary pasta from a true patrician of desires
>>316428548
>Implying highschool doesn't have 18+ year olds.
>Implying they didn't take a year or two break after this accidents
>Implying you read the story, like, at all
Stop.
>>316428626
that webm is an actual fanmade translation being made
still ot finished
>>316428464
Where the bulge?
>>316428626
system locale
>>316428738
its been a while, sorry.
>>316428323
In all honesty its what driving me to raise Sylvie, sucks that the sex is inevitable.I just wanna be her father & therapist.
>>316428892
Don't blame ya, its been prolly a good 2 years or so.
>>316428626
That's machine translation for you. Literally the entire script through Google translation.
>>316428605
Wait I just thought of something
What if we all headpat each other?
>>316429162
I'm down for a headpat session.
>>316429162
>MFW assuming I didn't headpat myself for 4 hours today.
>>316428729
>Some say it's just a pasta
>Some say it really happens and the reality is much, much worse
Deep Web, anon
>>316426691
The sandwich thing actually makes sense, because it's pointed in the dialogue that she's eyeing the pancakes, but you probably lose affection points when you give her a sandwich because you're just imposing yourself over her and failing to notice her wishes.
>>316414887
/ss/ version when?
>>316429374
I'm sure it's just a pasta.
WHY CAN'T I JUST RAISE HER? WHY DOES THE SEX HAVE TO BE INEVITABLE? FUCK. I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT HER BACKGROUND STORY. FUCK.
>>316429374
All those stories about people going on dark web websites and having screens pop up and people talk to them
Actually had that happen when Tor was just becoming popular on 4chan a long while before it became "cool". Saw some guy in a mask in a dark room in a webcam sorta set up but clicked off cause I thought it was an ad. This was after browsing some real edgy websites
>mfw I heard my webcam take a screenshot and realized what just happened
>>316429458
>in japan, if I try to teach my daughter healthy eating habits, I will kill her
japan is more american then I ever gave credit to them
>>316429780
Anon, for you own sake, leave this place.
You are still pure and untainted, treasure that fact.
>>316429848
I had a hearty kek, but I sincerely hope you weren't being serious with that shit.
>>316429821
You dun fucked up anon.
>>316429681
Hopefully
>>316416159
Go fuck yourself with a crab claw Lamarck.
>>316429780
Honestly? This. I dunno about you guys, but I think the creator would have had made an additional like, 1 mil, if this shit wasn't a H-Game.
>>316429821
And that's why I don't use webcams. I don't want some faggot hacking into it and seeing me jerk off or other mundane shit.
>>316421651
hisao
>she meant me obviously
fucking kek
>>316420830
Oh no
You're going to tell us, and you're going to sit here while we ridicule you
>>316427632
>but don't strap-ons do the same thing?
Strap-ons aren't dicks. They barely look like dicks, they usually come with harnesses or are used as a double-sided dildo, the girl doesn't feel pleasure from them, and they don't ejaculate. I can't empathise with that.
>>316429821
>>316430387
>Owning a webcam
>If a webcam is somehow permanently attached to your computer you don't block it with something physical
>>316430326
do you forget where this game comes from? remember people in japan actually pay for shit while you fags just get a nice charity pirate. I'm pretty sure getting raped by lolis is high on japan's fetish list
>>316429821
Fucking spooky
>>316430326
welll maybe he'll update it with a non-lewd ending where you livr happily ever after until she finds a husband and leaves
wow , made myself sad now
>>316429821
>tfw fapping to girls with hyper size dicks one day
>see cam light suddenly turn on
>pause for a second wondering what the fuck happened
>suddenly see the mouse arrow move on its own for a sec
>start staring at the screen then continue jerking off.
>smile and wink
>suddenly cam light shuts off
:^) It never happened again
>>316422568
Can't I just have my fantasy of healing a slave girl? Without someone ridiculing me? Can I have that? CAN I HAVE THAT?
>>316429821It was me anon. I TOOK THE PICTURE
>>316430753
time stamp with pic or gtfo
>>316430753
THAWNE
Daily reminder that this will never happen to you.
>>316429821
and people wonder why I put tape on my webcam on my laptop.
>>316420441
>Implying I have an imouto
>>316430927
why make me suffer
What's going on in this thread?
>>316430947
>always hear weird mechanical noises at random on my laptop
>always wondered why
JESUS CHROIST
>>316430105
>>316430387
>>316430606
>>316430612
>>316430697
>>316430753
>>316430947
>Tfw I saw one of those shitty creepy pasta youtube videos a couple months back
about the deep web and got scared shitless cause I remembered that experience.
Someone out there has an image of me in a dressing gown without a shirt with a confused and scared face on
>no cute girl that I can headpat
Life just isn't fair sometimes.
>>316430697
Made me giggle
>>316422568
>MFW I find this game as a substitute for the lack of nurturing my own family gave me.
God forbid helping someone that had a shitty life in such game gives it great appeal
>>316430996
>dat feel whenI'm the one who wants to be head patit's all kinds of strange
>>316422568
Tell me anon, how are your wife and kids doing?
Would you rather pat a girl's head or have a girl pat your head?
>>316429821
Has there ever been anything published about the dark net and scary stuff on it?
I want to implement dark web theories it in my art practice.inb4 faggot
>>316430927
>One day someone will come to me and ask if I can stay with them to make the nightmares stop.
One day it will fucking happen anon, just you wait.
>>316431402
Im the one that pats
>>316431402
Give me headpats or give me death
>>316417396
tell me the code for the machine translatedplox ;_;
>>316431402
Both.
>>316431458
[spoiler[bundle of sticks
>>316431402
I want to be the patted, it's all kinds of comfortable
>tfw too tall to ever get headpats
>>316431402
Both. I gotta give to receive.
>>316428323
does he still make them?
Am I...am I doing this right?
>>316422568
Kinda. It's more that I have entirely unreal expectations for human interaction, so I segregate myself from people because I can't handle the dissonance of people in fiction over real people. The reason the concepts become grouped together like that is because the idea of someone who meets the arbitrary requirements for a "real person" in my mind, foisted upon me by too much anime and VNs, makes me desperate to fulfill all my social desires on anything that matches.
>>316431458
>Faggot
Also yes, the feds shutdown Silk Road a number of times.
Quick sketches of possible future items from the man himself.
>>316431750
get on your knees bitch
>>316431939
>come home from work and see this
>>316431402
>be turned to little girl
>slightly taller little girl says "now I'm the one who calls you adorable"
>gives me hugs and headpats
>>316430634
That, or she makes you her husband.
>>316432042
>"His scent..."
>>316432042
>Smooch tenderly on cheek
>>316416062
>>316414887
I actually like this character design more than Hanako, even if it's basically waifubait. The scars actually look disgusting and pervasive, not like with Hanako where it just looked like paint.
>>316430634
>Mfw thinking or her finding happiness in someone else leave you with pain and a hole in your heart.
I'm not supposed to be feeling this things.
>>316422568
Nice armchair psychology, lad
>>316431897
Yeah, but I'm not really interested in Silk Road, I mean deeper into the fucked up desires of the human psyche.
>>316416159
I can only hope you were joking
>>316432342
You mean red rooms?
>>316431458
Cp,gore that one probably fake website about people abducting homeless people and doing fucked up science shit on them. Visited it but send they were in construction or doing something to their website.Supposed assassination networks and drugs.
Idk just imagine if no one filtered that Internet that's the deep web I saw. Here's a slimier image I saw describing it. I'm sure a lot of it now is just kids making edgy fake website now though
>>316431939
>>316432042
>>316432152
that face is just too adorable
>>316432137
but married people have sex and then people here complain again
although that would be nice if she doesnt turn into such a cock craving semen demon
>>316432137
You, I like you.
>>316432418
nice 9gag you mong
>>316416159
...
>>316431810
Actually, yes, yes you are.
>>316432512
I was just answering the question. I don't know where you got 9gag from i just grabbed it off Google
>>316430634
She probably deserves better, we all know she prolly deserves better men than ourselves.
>>316432789
This is the third time I've downed a bottle of scotch this week anon, I hope you're fucking happy with yourself.
I cannot believe I am feeling so shit after that comment about a non existent gal, fuck me.
>>316432849
OH GOD.
>>316432849
noooooo stop
>>316432935
youre not alone
>>316432849
Why am I crying?
>>316420146
FUCK THAT
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>316433112
let it all out anon
>>316433269
What the fuck did you guys do to me? Seriously?
>>316432849
>>316432935
You motherfuckers are making me feel things I'm not supposed to feel.
>>316433447
you did it to yourself anon, after all you're a massive faggot
>>316433447
It wasn't us. Just one of our Japanese Animes <3
>>316433447
View this.
>>316433181
>>316433447
>>316433545
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>316433181
why post a webm about a sakura blooms, a floating backpack and a slide? that has nothing to do with headpatting
>>316433583
>>316433551
Well fuck me, I'm a massive faggot.
>>316416159
posting in an epic thread
Would you a Sylvie pancake, anon?
>>316433447
>>316433545
>>316433705
shhh , its gonna be okay
>>316433809
Of course.
>>316433447
revealed your deepest darkest desiresto yourself
>>316432849
Welp, time to get another fucking bottle here.
>>316433705
now that you realized you're a massive faggot. You can accept your 2d hood and find a waifu and daughterfu to love and take care of forever and once again find purpose in your life
What is it you guys seek exactly?
Romantic love?
The admiration of a young child?
The feeling of helping another human being?
All if these can be achieved in real life? Dunno, I think it would actually make you guys feel good to volunteer at a charity or something.
Is this one of those game where the girl eventually becomes naked?Please post those pics.
>>316432152
>thought that chicks liking the scent of their man was horseshit
>ex had a favorite hoodie of mine she would always take for a bit then give back because "it doesn't smell like you anymore"
Why do women like that noise? It's my scent, you wanna be reminded of me walk two rooms to the left or go down the road to my shop and say "hi"
>>316433959
easy there anon, look how sad she would get if she were to lose you
>>316433993
RL GIRLS ARENT THIS CUTE
>>316434058
>thinking this is just quick fap material
>>316433993
Did that, its a thankless job, most of the time I get yelled or spat at too. Besides, people are shit.
>>316418420
Semen demonry
>>316433993
I just want to love and be loved..
That's why I want a wife and kid...
>>316433993
>Romantic love? The admiration of a young child? The feeling of helping another human being?
>All of these can be achieved in real life.
I WANT NORMIES TO LEAVE
>>316433989
>realize you can feel emotions
>better jump straight to waifus and fictional daughters
>>316414887
>you can't no fuck the girl
literally shit tier game
>tfw no cute girl to pet
>>316432042
Oh good, I do like the lingerie, but naked apron should be done with a naked apron after all.
>>316424010
Everyone knows that if there is more than one dick on the scene then there are too many dicks. The exclusion to this is the Futa rule which states that Futa count as a dick only if giving.
D<2→A
F=D⇔F=~G
>>316434240
why not? after all these emotions will only be tainted real semon demons and real brats from heal. one must retain the purity of their emotions if they are to live a true and fruitful life.
>>316416062
this looks like NTR..!
>>316433993
>true romantic love
>achievable in real life
not like my anime
>>316433993
I don't understand what's the big deal about the game, I'm a kissless virgin too and I came twice while playing this, but that's about it, the game is pretty top tier surely, but this isn't as lifechanging or MUH FEELS and MUH DAILY BOTTLE OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE as some people make it out to be. I'm not even an sperg in real life either and I do drink a lot too. Am I just autistic or is it that everybody here is too far into the rabbit hole?Yes I do have a waifu, but I never actually do anything with or about it
>>316418420
I just got sprayed with bear mace directly in the face
>>316433993
Have I been hanging around the wrong crowd? Everytime I do volunteer work all I see are pointed-nosed little cunts ranting about how great they are for helping people and clients are that just outright rude for to me not doing something 1 second faster, or ridiculing me for working too fucking hard. Honestly fuck those guys, people are shit.
>>316434706
perhaps you already had this experience with another game. Plus you have a waifu so your heart is already sold to another being. One waifu per laifu
>>316434706
I guess people just like the character and the general scenario of raisingand/or railingher. The artist sold a bunch of copies, with pages of fanart on pixiv.
>>316434706
Well, when people get depraved enough, shit like this tends to happen. It happened during the era of KS and its happening now.
>>316431939
Oh I get that reference
>>316434829
Don't have more than one waifu or it will destroy your laifu
Sandwhich
>>316435049
DELETE THIS
>>316423465
>Bromont
Shit taste detected.
>>316434829
My definition of waifu is much less emotionally-invested than most other weebs', mine's just "my favorite female animu character", and I've never played any really "emotionally" intense games either.
>>316434883
That's the thing, I really liked the character too, and I can't get behind the ">fucking your daughteru", because she fucking begged for it and every scene is extremely damn good.
>>316434889
So is this one of these times where I'm the normalfag?
>>316435049
What do you mean sandwiching?
>>316435049
You stop that. You stop that right now.
>>316419735
Liquid pls.
>>316435149
I guess you are the normie this time around, I guess so.
>>316435149
it's okay anon, there are varying levels of normies/autism. you fit in a nice squishy middle ground. I bet you also engage in moderate levels of social interaction but after awhile you want to be left alone because you feel emotional tired from it.
where is the download link
>>316422249
Why must 64-bit systems exist to taunt me so?
>>316419763
Sorry you're an ugly cripple.
>>316435421
NO. NO NO NO NO NOO.
>>316435421
see what you've done
A-anon, I...
>>316435425
get dosbox or some shit
the game's pretty worth it, that one LP is fine too.
>>316420439
Okay
>>316435349
Yeah that actually describes it perfectly, I mean the part with the social interaction.
I can interact just fine but I often tire of normalfags and just want to go back to interacting with my kind.
Remove sandwich.
>>316435586
thats it , Im off to bed
cant take this anymore
>>316434706
It's the lack of emotional stimuli in real life that draws neets, basement dwellers, the mentally ill, and neckbeards to games like these. Since they can't find someone willing to love them in real life, they become much more invested in 2D scenarios that evoke happy feelings.
Being able to take care of an emotionally damaged girl who's life now revolves around you satisfies so many fetishes, kinks, and emotions that it quite frankly overloads their minds. The thought of having someone to love who will never leave you, who loves you with all their heart, and who essentially can't live without you fills a hole that they simply can't achieve in 3DPDland. That's why some people take this as a vanilla game and want to act as a surrogate father (since god knows they don't have the actual patience or understanding to raise a real child), others want to become a vanilla husband (having a wife who's life starts and ends with you and is all cutesy since a real relationship is too hard to manage), while some just want to satisfy their fetish.
It's the same reason why Katawa Shoujo blew up so much and why it created an endless circlejerk of 'feels' and people talking about depression and a longing for idealized personal relationships without putting any effort into it.
tl;drwaifus
>>316435421
This game gives sandwiches a bad name. Why the hell would I kill an innocent girl?
>>316435669
yes I knew itfor I am exactly the same
>>316434594
hold up,
futa x futa is pretty gay
now futa x woman x futa is perfectly fine, provided we arent going into extreme sizesyes like THAT one scene from THAT one cartoon
>>316435586
Oh boy
Is the girl allergic to sandwiches or just something in the sandwich? I don't understand.
>>316435586
>Overflow her on a daily basis because she wouldn't have it any other way
>It took this long for her to get pregnant
What the fuck did you expect you stupid faggot.
>tfw captcha thinks I'm Sylvie
>>316417396
God damn! It's like a fucking novel cliff hanger. I NEED this now.
>>316433993
Fuck off normie and take your shitty 3dpd with you.
>>316435774
How is FxF even remotely gay. One is getting fucked in the vagina and the only difference is that she also happens to have a dick. It's like those tiny ass curtains that don't cover shit. In the grand scheme of things it's just a decoration.
>>316435928
Game was accidentally coded so that buying her sandwiches gives you the bad end. It'll get patched in the update.
>>316436006
We all need it. But we only have that and this, along with multiple people saying they're working on their own translations, but nothing concrete. Hell, these webms might be the only legit translations we get.
>>316425887
Lurk more
>>316436078
That's hilariously sad. All those possible implications.
>>316434652
>Not learning to self insert.
>>316436178
>should I hide myself somewhere
it breaks my heart everytime
>>316435729
>Mfw I actually try to put effort into learning how to be a good parent and boyfreind/spouse
>Mfw I watch School of Life videos about it everyday
>Mfw I make an active effort to become the "ideal man"
>Mfw women now stay away from me because I'm "too nice" and I'm too "perfect"
>Mfw money really does make the world go round but I'm too much of a kek to earn more than 120k a year.
This shithole is stacked against me I swear.
>>316436178
This is incredibly sad
>>316436379
>>Mfw women now stay away from me because I'm "too nice" and I'm too "perfect"
Sounds like bullshit to me.
I'm perfectly nice and have several female friends.
Perhaps you mean that they won't consider you an ideal partner? If so, then you're doing something wrong if you earn more than 100k a year.
>>316433993
>Romantic love?
>these can be achieved in real life
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Shit son, if you think it's as easy to volunteer at a charity you go do it then.
>go to ahospitalfor university
>patient with AIDS tries to spit on me
>>316436178
I did not need to be reminded of this. Though, its the little things that count I guess.
>>316436178
>she would only receive food after she had screamed and cried enough.
>tfw I would normally find this sort of thing hot but not tonight
I don't know of what it is about this girl but she fills me with a sense of profound sadness.
>>316425887
>implying there isn't anime on Mars
The ancient Martians were ahead of their time.
>>316436068
>pic related
pal we been over this several times already, one dick per one and a half people involved or we are going gay
so if 2 out of 3 got dicks its fine but if 2 out 2 have dicks then its fagtacular
>>316436501
If I am doing something wrong then I don't know what the fuck it is, I payed a fucking therapist just to red rid of whatever is psychologically wrong with me. I even fucking got a gym membership so I wouldn't be a limpy ass guy.
>>316433993
I want 2D
>>316435729
Oh boy is this another fucking 5000 generals VN?
I don't think my stomach can take the faggotry from the last time it happened here, everytime I check the /vg/ catalog and see that fucking KS general I feel a little bad.
Everybody can have their own girl that will fill the exact same role these waifus fill. Except none of these retarded fucking manchildren want to even attempt to achieve so in 3D because there are no 10/10s that fall in these categories. Everybody wants "m-muh 10/10 waifu that will love me even if I'm a worthless piece of shit" without actually putting any effort to make themselves a likeable human being to the target of their fetishes, or to even reduce their standards instead of hoping for the unattainable.
Plenty of women die being single their entire life. I hope everybody in this thread, and in every other waifu thread remembers that.
I actually hate it when these threads about good VNs and stuff devolve into self-loathing assholes bitching because they aren't the center of the world.
I really liked this VN, I hope it doens't devolve into being hated because it ends up attracting the worst kind of scum to gather around it in a circle of self-fulfilling anguish.
>>316435773
My nigger.
>>316436379
>biggest women fetish and sexual fantasy is rape
>I'll be the nicest guy ever!
Way to be a fucking C
So is there an actual translation effort in the works or no? Is there an estimated % done?
>>316436930
WELL FUCK ME, I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BE A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG NOW CAN I?
>>316435602
I did, the damn thing keeps complaining that it needs to run on the HD so I say yes to it, then bitches it's setup only for the goddamn disc. I'm losing it anon not even D-fend fucking works for me.
>>316436892
futa midgets it is
Dont come bully people.
Don't kick those who are down, it's not nice.
>>316436892
So you are saying that a guy fucking a futa is gay as well? Please don't try to project your lust for men onto futa please.
>>316436930
Surefire way to get a woman.
>Be a asshole
Yeah fucking right.
>>316436178
Fuck me. This is too good.
>>316437181
>he doesn't enjoy bullying people
lol get a load of this fuckin nerd
>>316430634
>Non-H version where you raise her as a father should and the good ending is you walking her down the aisle
I feel a pain in my heart and I know it's because my dad senses are tingling.
>>316436930
by the way who is your 2d girl favorite? pic related for me
>>316436930
>being this much of a fucking normie
what is your purpose here anon? are you trying to be shinning light for these lost souls? your fuckin pathetic m8 get over yourself and move on.
>>316437250
Ignore bitches pat heads
>>316435745
S-sandwich?
>>316437101
>being a douchebag
It's not even that, it's subtle shit, like:
"Can I pick you up to do X?" as a beta faggot or "I'll pick you up at X, be ready by then" as an alpha male. You aren't a douchebag just because you're an alpha male that's "possessive" of his "goods"
"W-want to g-go out next w-week?" sounds like you're a fucking beta faggot that's begging her to make some time out of her life, you'd at most be telling her "what are you doing tomorrow?" if she's free for it, then you go for "I'll pick you up at X, be ready" so you make it clear that your plan is to take her out, and that she has little choice in the matter, other than declining.
If you ask for her decision, you're giving her power, and as retarded, funny, and backwards as that sounds, that's often a turn down for many women, you'd tell her where you'll be going, rather than asking her where she wants to go, and you'd know her well enough to know that she'll like where you're taking her (As an example, you can't take a vegan chick to a place that sells no veggies at all you fucking moron) and ask her what she wants off the menu then order for both of you instead of letting her order herself.
It's the subtle stuff like that that gets you pussy rather than being a "nice guy", except you don't have to be a douchebag, you just have to know what's going on.
>>316436898
Maybe something is wrong with your face.
>>316417396
>"I wonder who it is?"
>man walks in, rubbing his hands
Oy vey.
>>316437758
Welp, fuck me. If it is, I'm definitely going to live my life in solitude now.
>>316435729
I have a gf of like five years now and my work makes sure I get out often enough. I have a nice handful of friends, too.
This game draws me in becauseI'm still never having kids.
>>316437748
whoa back it up boys looks like we got ourselves a true alpha male up in here.
>>316420441
what if I was supposed to be the imoutono one will pat my head here; ;
>>316420441
sauce? reverse image search gives nothing.
>>316437127
of course someone would bring this up
>>316437184
of course its gay, if it got a dick dont stick it inthats enough dicking around
>>316437748
>he cares about getting pussy from random sluts on the street
>>316437748
No, you don't understand then. I'm not some shit that passive about something like that. If I ask people out with me I go, like "Lets go, this place, this time." or when they start eyeing some event or something "I ask wanna go?" I just go and say "fuck it lets go anyways, it'll be fun."
>>316416159
heh
>>316437748
Roosh please go.
>>316434342
source mutha fucka
>>316437748
man, normies just don't get it.
they never will.
>>316438281
ayy but its fun to watch them try to change the world to their point of view right? because it shows just how wrong we truly are and that we need the guiding light of someone like him despite never actually asking for said advice in the first place.
>>316437748
You do understand that I don't want a fucking girl do dick around with, I'm looking for a woman I'm willing to spend my entire life with. Right?
>>316438465
One step at a time anon
>>316414887
>He plays and enjoys Rape / Abuse shit
>>316437774
yes
>>316438465
first you give them the Dick, then you give them the rest of your life
>>316433993
I want to love on a child without terrifying their parents. I'm a big fat ugly guy. Even if I dieted I'd be ugly and a guy. There's no way I'd ever be asked to babysit for family or watch friends' kids while they go on vacations. I look like a monster. So I get virtual kids, and my hideous genes aren't passed on. Win-win.
>>316438559
I'M RUNNING OUTTA TIME NIGGER I'M FUCKING 26
>>316437496
>being a normie
You got it wrong, it's more like I dislike when people bitch "b-but she's ugly as fucking sin I won't be sticking my dick in that" when they're an awful package altogether themselves, and then proceed to change the tab to another thread to post about MUH FEELS and ">tfw kissless virgin will never have a girl poop on my chest".
I'm a kissless virgin too, but that's not only because I'm pretty stupid when it comes to relationships, but because I haven't seen any girls within my criteria, then again, I don't go out often, I can own up to my bullshit at least, if I ever really was to fall down to "M-MUH FEELS" I'd just talk to any and every realistic choice I saw around.
>>316437407
Pic
>>316437293
Read >>316437748
>>316437919
>implying I didn't ask my alpha friends for this shit
>implying I'm not smart enough to recognize that the smart man isn't the one that knows everything, but the one that knows the means to acquire anything
>implying I actually knew anything about this prior to asking them and clearly acknowledging that they obviously know how it works if they've been in up to 6 years in a single relationship and many more different shorter relationships before where they reeled in a lot of puss
I'm not an alpha male, if I was, I wouldn't be a virgin now, would I? But women don't really care about what you are, they care about what you look and act like.
>>316438107
>implying I implied that
>>316438221
You gotta be more assertive, give less choices, this is just as simple as looking it up on google, no shit, seriously, I ended up caving in and looking this kind of stuff in google and a lot of the shit I read actually overlapped with what I was told by my alpha "normalfag" friends, and I'm genuinely sure they didn't research on it the way I did. A google search as simple as "how to not be the nice guy" would get you started.
>>316438261
Who.
>>316438281
>normies
Y-yeah.
>>316438465
Always one step at a time.
>>316438578
Yes, and?
>>316434129
They can't wear you.
>>316438693
>Mfw you're replying to the wrong anon.
>>316438693
No, ya see, I don't give them choices. Thats the thing. This is other anon btw.
>>316438679
Do you have a penis?
Then you're good. You don't have a biological clock that is working against you. I know a guy that at 40, he was hitting 23 year olds.
We're men, find a girl and dick her, if she is worth a damn keep her.
>>316438654
-Get /fit/
-get a damn good job
-become a good person
-adopt a child
>>316438693
>You got it wrong, it's more like I dislike when people bitch "b-but she's ugly as fucking sin I won't be sticking my dick in that" when they're an awful package altogether themselves, and then proceed to change the tab to another thread to post about MUH FEELS and ">tfw kissless virgin will never have a girl poop on my chest".
projecting
>I'm a kissless virgin too, but that's not only because I'm pretty stupid when it comes to relationships, but because I haven't seen any girls within my criteria, then again, I don't go out often, I can own up to my bullshit at least, if I ever really was to fall down to "M-MUH FEELS" I'd just talk to any and every realistic choice I saw around.
wait so you're spewing this GO BE ALPHA shit about hooking up girls, and you haven't even had sex?
>>316438693
glad to see another anon who's attitude is very similar to my own, though mine is more situated in I had a real chances at da Puss and just blew it because I'm as dense as an anime protag. Thanks for sharing your time with us anon as I'm not heading off to fap and head to bed. Peace nigga
>>316438779
This is too much to handle, I've never had this much attention directed at me, you stupid faggots think I'm a normalfag too.
>>316438869
Just look it up on google, it's hilarious just how useful it is, there's plenty of things you can learn by mere research, even body language that can help you, and none of it you have to "pay for this amazing secret trick" but it's just basic shit that every normalfag knows that the social autists like us didn't naturally catch on.
Whatever your issue is, just look it up with different wording.
>>316438870
Sorry but, I'd like to MARRY a woman, not fuck around with sluts. I'd also like to be old enough where I can see my grandkids get their college degree, I want to be there to fucking see them get their first job and everything.
>>316438693
lol your a fuckin living joke tbph with you family
>>316438693
>I'm a kissless virgin too
then why are you even posting this shit?
>>316439070
No, I did, and it didn't work.
>>316439094
anon if you can't even fuck a woman how will you even have kids? perhaps you should join a culture that has arranged marriages if your so goddamn worried about it
>>316433993
>i do not want to force love
>i want to be the longest time together with a partner
>i want admiration while not beeing judged negativly
>i want a partner that doesnt care if whatever she does is cringy,slutte or something alike
something like that i guess
>>316434748
I volunteered at an animal shelter for a few weeks once, just to do something with my time that isn't anime. I quickly found out nearly everyone who volunteers there is in a gay relationship. Anyone who isn't a gay old dude is also a giant cunt, straight or lesbian. Lots of people patting themselves on their backs for walking a dog or washing a bowl. It was uncomfortable.
>>316438953
None of that is as easy as you're making it sound.
>Get /fit/
I've started limiting what I eat and doing pushups and walks around the block to stay a bit more active, but at this rate it'll be a year or two before I look half decent.
>get a damn good job
I'm fine with my current job.
>become a good person
That's so vague.
>adopt a child
I'm not rich, in a couple, or a lesbian. The whole year you wade through paperwork to adopt a child is designed specifically to filter people like me out.
>>316439094
Get your test levels checked. Seriously, I feel the same way, but even I know that I won't get anywhere without some experience. Go on a few dates, fuck up, go on some more dates, try to get some action, fuck up some more and take it from there. Eventually you'll succeed and find a women worth keeping.
Get going anon.
You guys always makes fun of the sandwich to the point that the author apologize for making sandwich reputation goes bad and promise to give the game non-dangerous sandwich patch later.
>we did it boys
>>316435421
>>316435049I don't get it. Is she triggered by sandwiches?
>>316439237
>Implying I haven't fucked a woman, or have not had any experiences with women. At all.
No, I just want a woman, who can get intimate enough where she can at least the the possibility of eloping with me without saying "I've honestly only though of you as a nice guy, I didn't really think we'd go that far", after dating for THREE YEARS, THREE FUCKING YEAAARRRSSSSS.
>>316439450
Shut Up
This thread isn't about your /adv/shit, this thread is about headpatting loli burn victims
>>316438983
>projecting
>he wasn't here during the Katawa Shoujo launch
Browsing /v/ during that fucking game's launch was honestly the worst I've ever had to read through in my entire fucking life because it was just so clueless and narcissistic
"Wow why are there no cripple girls irl" are you faggots fucking real? The real question is: "Wow why are there no 10/10 cripple girls whose life would start and end wherever I say it does, and whose every need and itch must be authorized by me, who also worship me like I'm the 11/10 alpha stud I'm intended to be, all with zero effort whatsoever while being a NEET?" which hits at the very least a tiny spot in every single KS general ever since they began down to the... 6000 general they are at now? I don't know and I don't want to check, it's a disgusting example of humanity at its worst.
No, I'm spewing this "YOU CAN STOP BEING A KISSLESS VIRGIN IF YOU ACTUALLY GIVE PEOPLE A REASON TO WANT YOU, OR STOP BEING AN UNLIKEABLE CUNT THAT THINKS HE DESERVES TO BE WITH PERFECT WOMEN DESPITE PUTTING IN ZERO EFFORT AT ALL!", aka, telling people to lower their standards and they will easily get some puss or a lifelong partner if that's what they want.
>>316438953
Being /fit/ isn't even needed, just being an average guy, aka, not fucking auschwitz and not a landwhale, is enough to look good to women, remember that looks aren't the primary thing in a woman's needs, and if it is, then she's probably a shallow cunt that doesn't fit the "I want a lifelong partner" crowd in here.
Everything else is right, though, you should strive to get a good job and to be the best you can be, just for yourself, and you'd always try to be a better person than you were the day before, it's always the thought that counts, you can be a cunt as long as you're an endearing, charismatic, and funny kind of cunt that draws people in by making them laugh with harmless sarcasm.
>>316439131
Y-you too.
>>316439672
Why not give her a sandwich and find out?
>>316439707
lol not it isn't its about going out there and getting a real gf not some animu shit you fucking virgin
>>316439761
Because I'm waiting for the full translation.
>tfw she's dreaming the events of the game
>she's still actually with her former master
>being tortured and fed like shit
>>316439450
>but at this rate it'll be a year or two before I look half decent.
>I'm not rich, in a couple, or a lesbian. The whole year you wade through paperwork to adopt a child is designed specifically to filter people like me out.
>I'm fine with my current job.
Sounds to me you like not fulfilling your dreams.
Sounds to me you like being miserable.
Go ahead anon, stay that way, let me know how it goes in a couple of years
>>316437496
>Muh normie boogeymen!
Honestly, just because you're aren't a retarded /ksg/ circlejerker doesn't mean you're a normie. Realistically speaking, the term has been culturally misappropriated so wrongly by /v/ and the popular boards that it's lost all meaning.
If you go to /jp/ and started to complain about normies, they'd just laugh and shitpost you out of their board since you're basically a normie compared to them.
>>316439817
You better hurry, the author has plan to patch the sandwich.
>>316439747
wow just stop replying anytime fag and save yourself the embarresment
>Thread is slowly turning into /soc/, /adv/, and /fit/ bullshit
>Just like the endless shitposting that plagued Katawa Shoujo threads before they moved to /vg/
Jesus christ, I feel so bad for fuckers like this guy: >>316439450
>>316439676
HONESTLY FUCK THIS SHIT IM JUST GONNA ADOPT A FUCKING CHILD. WITH SOME FUCKING SCARS TOO OR SOME SHIT.
>>316439747
>Being /fit/ isn't even needed, just being an average guy, aka, not fucking auschwitz and not a landwhale, is enough to look good to women
Normie, please get the fuck off this board.
Also, while your at it, look up that Okcupid study that shows how women rate 80% of men as unattractive.
>>316436178
Thanks for breaking my heart tonight anon.
>>316439747
>ksg
why would you even bring them up that was fucking years ago
they're below r9k
>>316439747
I know you're shitposting now, but
>"Wow why are there no cripple girls irl" are you faggots fucking real? The real question is: "Wow why are there no 10/10 cripple girls whose life would start and end wherever I say it does, and whose every need and itch must be authorized by me, who also worship me like I'm the 11/10 alpha stud I'm intended to be, all with zero effort whatsoever while being a NEET?"
I've always found this incredibly ironic. /v/ is always quick to shit on 3DPD women for demanding money, time, and good looks from someone without any compromise.
But then /v/ turns around and demands women must love them no matter what even if they put no effort into improving their looks or working on the relationship.
Like, the cognitive dissonance is quite astounding if you step back and look at the posts and hypocrisy.
>>316439872
Nah you can just go ahead and tell me.
This thread is becoming intolerable. Once any mention and link of the translation being complete comes out, I'm out of these threads.
>>316439945
What was this thread about originally? Link?
>>316440157
Giving her sandwich will lead tobad end AKA she dies.
Thus the poisonous sandwich meme become a thing.
>>316440157
>/v/ on mainstream games
>NUKE BOSTON OR KILL YOUR SON
>/v/ on their shitty pedo baconwaifu simulator of the month
>No spoilers :3
>>316424421
The healing power of headpats.
>>316419763
>Scarred
>Cripple
>>316440376
Blame the normie wannabe for ruining everything doesn't know of when to keep his 3d shit out of video games
>>316437748
>>316438693
>take the advice from someone who has never put it to use!
I haven't seen this amount of concentrated faggotry in a while.
>>316440409
It just plummets your affection rating or something?
Weird.
>>316439747
>Being /fit/ isn't even needed
Getting strong/fit/good looking has other benefits anon. It's good to have physical activity because it'll boost your energy levels, sex drive and will improve your mental health.
Contrary to the beliefs of lazy-shits, being /fit/ doesn't mean you track your calories down to the 10th place. You don't have to have a six pack all the time for years. You don't have to look like a body builder all the time. Training/exercise should be routine and intense.
>>316440556
It locks your progression, the game branch early on.
>>316440409
So you just randomly have the option to poison her with a sandwhich?
What a stupid game.
>>316440556
in the real translation she apparently says something about really wanting pancakes, so the obvious choice would be to get her pancakes later on
>>316424007
>be me
>18 years old
>had a relationship with a loli gf
>im 5 years older than her
>can't do shit because of the law
>also because her house is a 30 min drive from mine
>only occasional hand holding and headpatting
>decided to wait till she's legal
>no one know, not even my bro, not even her parent
>2 years pass
>one day I headpat her and she said "cut that out"
>mfw
>know something was off
>FB came around this time
>find out that she's cheating on me on FB with some kid in her class
>mfw her friend call me a pedo
>mfw this was 5 years ago
Loli IRL isn't even cute, I dont know what Im improving myself for.
>>316440786
At certain point on early game, the game let you to feed her either pancake or sandwich.
Then again, as the game universal game rules, button for any good stuff are always on above sandwich appear on the bottom one so...
But it'll get patched according to the author twitter.
>>316440863
You dated a 13 year old when you were 18?
Man you are fucked up
>>316419763
Define how you're crippled. Scars aren't as crippling as, say, no legs. One will probably (but not always) ruin your social life and might need cleaning once a day depending on how fresh they are, the other completely changes how you interact with the world at-large.
As someone with only one arm and one eye, it actually makes me happy that people find a scarred girl cute. Gives me hope that I can find a boyfriend at some point, you know?
>>316439184
Because it helped my alpha "normie" friends with their year-long relationships when I asked each of them individually, and that kind of shit overlapped in all of these conversations despite them never even talking about it with anybody else either, as a "coincidence".
>>316439202
Keep trying! Life only ends when you stop trying!
>>316439450
If you're not in a couple, you generally aren't fit to be a parent because you haven't really experienced the emotion of sharing your life with another person, that's why it's designed to filter people out.
>>316439676
>dated for 3 fucking years
>thinks anybody in /v/ can give him any advice
This is the kind of egoistic shit I'm talking about, you think you're in a pickle when everybody else is a kissless virgin lmao.
>>316439825
Good idea for a bad end route, try to make it reach the dev!
>>316439908
>>316439937
Okay?
>>316439982
That says more about women than about men, don't you think? None of the "alpha males" I know are actually any sort of good looking, they're all either your average skinnyfat guy, or your average dorf-mode guy, aka thick and with an average gut going.
>>316440129
It's the perfect example of the cognitive dissonance that >>316440130 talks about. Which is actually what I've been trying to point out this whole time, all the M-MUH FEELS M-MUH SOCIAL ANXIETY faggots, or at least 90% of them are hypocritical cunts.
>>316440447
>no spoilers
>she rapes you
>sandwich
>she craves your dick
>the cropped porn
>>No spoilers :3
>>316440529
You can look it up yourself, I'm regurgitating stuff I've read from other people, silly! Or you can just keep being a sad cunt while I go ahead and try to improve my life, your choice, I'm just anon afterall.
>>316440565
I know that, but it doesn't mean I actually do any exercise either. One step at a time.
>>316440786
Even the shitty machined translated dialogue points out that she's looking at the pancakes, so you let her down by ordering for her.
>>316441080
That doesn't really make the situation any less ridiculous. I can't think of any context that would make that make sense.
It'd have to be patched. Good thing the author realized this.
>>316441347
>Even the shitty machined translated dialogue points out that she's looking at the pancakes, so you let her down by ordering for her.
So they aren't even poisoned? She just gets so sad she fucking dies from lack of pancakes?
Is this a meme game?
>>316441250
If /v/ wasn't filled with hypocritical cunts, you'd have found yourself a guy that worships you like a queen 5 minutes after posting that, because you're literally what these faggots are going "M-MUH FEELS" for.
Fuck you, you fucking feelsfaggots, you're all cunts.
>>316441250
>Inb4 shitstorm
>Inb4 where are you now
>Inb4 marry me
etc. etc.
Guys, she brought a friend in!
>>316437975
something something quartet
>TF threads degenerates into typical /vg/ offtopic shitfests
Fuck. This is the worst possible outcome.
>>316441573
Is that her abused twin? :^)
>>316441573
Dear me, quite the resemblence.
>>316441573
Is this a game where you have sex with zombies?
>>316441250
I'm in Canada. You in Canada? B/c I'm in Canada.
>>316420441
She flinches every time I try to pat her because she thinks I'm gonna tickle her.
>>316441573
Am I the only one who is bothered by how MS Paint tier that right arm's scars look?
>>316441250
Who are you and where are you.
>>316441250
Pics pls
>>316441140
Think that's fuck up ?
Well how about the fact that she's watched porn long before she met me ?
She's a cool kid, play video game and all but the first time I heard this I have the same reaction as you.
>>316441250
PICS. NOW.
>>316441554
>>316441556
>>316441710
>>316441802
>>316441853
>>316441908
You guys don't need to be so nice to me, I got emotional is all. Sorry for blogposting, I just needed to get it off my chest. Have a good day, /v/!
To answer real quick though, I'm in one of the most boring states, Wyoming.
>>316441250
What have you done anon.
>>316440863
Even little girls are cheating sluts.
>>316441965
>Not posting a way for one of these fine gentlemen to contact you
Wew lad
>>316441965
You don't understand,I need you rn.
>>316441862
It's pretty easy for kids to be curious and stumble upon porn and girl mature faster than boys.
But man, this loli fetish is nothing more than pedophilia.
I know girls who look young for their age, but they are rare
