>roommate says he can't pay his half of the rent this month for a while
>come home and he's off today
>he's playing FO4 on the fucking PS4
How do you hide a body, /v/
>>316167246
One of you leave. Don't be a kuck
ha ha oh man
SHIL
H
I
L
>>316167246
Fuck that you take his shit and sell it
>roommate says he can't pay his half of the rent this mont
>come home and he's off today
>he's bought 15 issues of ZooBooks
>HE EVEN GOT THE TIGER POSTER AND ANIMAL STICKERS
How do you not love this guy, /v/
>>316167246
>tfw I still have THE MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING TIGER POSTING
What became of that?
>>316167246
>living with a shit roommate
>>316167509
plus games and puzzles, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
>>316167509
Suck his dick for that giraffe sticker.
>>316167634
Nuthin'
They are now rare and expensive collectors items. The tiger poster can net you 2,000 Burgerland dollars.
>>316167690
>>316167619
>>316167509
>>316167246
PAID VIRAL ZOOBOOK SHILLS GET OUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is the fag paying for online multiplayer on his Portstation too?
Is Zoobooks a new maymay?
>>316167456
That would be theft
>Wanting Zoobooks.
>Not Lots and Lots of Jets and Planes or the Shirley Temple Collection.
Come on, now,
Why the hell do i remember all this?
>>316168403
GONNA
BE
A
SCORCHER
sell his organs
>>316167509
ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
Are you the only one on the lease? If so, start interviewing new roommates in front of him. If not, tell him he's fuckin up and you guys are gonna be homeless. Start interviewing new roommates.
>>316168726
LIONS AND TIGERS LOOP DE LOOP
>>316168403
tfw my parents let me get the Lionel coin bank
NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE
>>316169131
you privileged fuckboy
>>316169131
LIONEL COIN BANK
>LIONEL COIN BANK
SAVE YOUR MONEY
>SAVE YOUR MONEY
>you will never own zoobooks
>tfw
>>316168558
Because you watched a modest amount of cartoons in your youth and you were guaranteed to see at least one of these ads thrice in a single commercial break.
>>316169294
>This nigga doesn't want to save his money.
If your story is real, you need to be a man and confront him about it.
If it's fake, kill yourself.
CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
BIG TRAINS
LITTLE TRAINS
FAST TRAINS
SLOOOOW TRAINS
SMOKIN TRAINS
EVEN TRAINS THAT BLOW THROUGH SNOW
>>316168931
You're here... and I'm here... we're all here... but where... is Broadway? You're here... and I'm here... we're all here... but where... is Broadway? You're here... and I'm here... we're all here... but where... is Broadway? You're here... and I'm here... we're all here... but where... is Broadway?
>>316167246
Know any pig farmers...?
He could have preordered it months ago to be honest family
>>316168625
>5:42 PM EST
>Still haven't called.
>>316168558
This, that Shirley Temple thing and the jets and planes commercials would seriously air at least once every hour on nick or disney back in the day.
SOCKER BOPPERS, SOCCER BOPPERS
BEAT YO KIDS WITH SOCCER BOPPERS
>>316167246
is this vaporwave?
Well, there are a few things you can do, but I need more information.
How often has he missed rent. Is it happening consistently or a one time thing.
Did he actually go out and buy the game at launch? Or did he have it preordered months ahead of time, because most scumbag places that sell preorders don't actually give you money back, just store credit.
Either way, confront him about it. Tell him that rather than playing a brand new 60 dollars game he should try and pay you back since I am guessing you already played for rent.
If he is a bro, he will try and make it up to you by paying you back in payments or some shit.
If he tells you to fuck off, go to your apartment and explain the situation. Shit like this happens all the time with roommates who won't pony up. You might be able to even cancel your lease and move into a single bed apartment within the same complex depending on how sympathetic they are and how you explain it.
>>316169842
MORE FUN THANA PILLOW FIGHT
>MY DICK CAN LAY AN EGG
That is what she said right?
>>316169962
This basically, fucking retarded 20 year olds deserve their credit ruined for not understanding how the actual world works
DOODLE BEAR COMMERCIAL EVERY BREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHc_02as3_c&feature=player_embedded
>>316170108
BLOW EM UP
PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE
>>316170108
BLOW THEM UP
PUT YOURDICKINSIDE
GET READY TO HAVE
THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
>>316168625fuckyuit's funny because you actually thought i was going to saycoolbet you thought i was gonna say fuck you again
CLICKETY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
>>316167330
this.
Let him be a bum, you're not his dad. Move out, leave him to be evicted.
BILLY'S ON THE TV
AND SHARKMAN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWEEEEER
>mfw everyone here is american
>they didn't have the Tintin magazines
>>316170339
I still don't know about credit and I'm 22
>>316169842
it's sock 'em boppers you stupid shitThis thread will self-destruct in five minutes ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-coASIjkQ
>>316171576
You don't get to play with my Gak and Squand
>>316169482
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
>>316167246
Show him the ways of PC gaming and how to save money by either pirating or waiting for Steam sales?
>>316171659
>Gak and Squand
Never heard of Squand, Gak is just a capitalist version of oobleck.
erase his save file every day
What about those markers/color pencils(?) that you'd blow on to paper instead of just simply drawing it.
>>316168403
HEAR THE WHISTLE BLOW
FEEL THE HEAT
SMELL THE SMOKE
AS THESE TITANS OF THE TRACK THUNDER ON BY
>>316171896
these?
>>316171596
oh that hits me right where it hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUPCb8Uu_0w
>>316172251
SNAKE YOU'VE BEEN DETECTED
>>316172108
CLICKETY-CLACK DOWN THE TRACK IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
>>316171879
Squand was that shit they gave all the runner ups in legends of the hidden temple and nick arcade when it wasn't just sketchers
>>316171896
I had those, they were shit
>Work in software
>Good portion of the department suddenly 'off sick'
At least some people had the decency to book holiday.
>>316167246
>called the number
>it goes to some woman named "May" who wants a password
>hung up on her
>she's called back six times
Oh shit.
>his shoes didn't light up in the back
you poor senpai?
>>316172507
just ask her if you can still get the tiger poster
I'M THIINNNNNNNNNNNKING OF A NUMBER...
>>316172507
Six days until you die
>>316167246
Wait for him to leave. Pawn his PS4 and sell off fallout. Pay the rent.
When he asks where his game went, tell him he can't play for a while because rent is now paid.
>>316169683
If this were the case, he should've refunded it and put it towards rent.
>>316169131
LIONEL COIN BANK
LIONEL COIN BANK
NO THESE CHILDREN AREN'T FRENCH
>>316172507
>He doesn't know the password.
Have fun not having the poster nerd
>>316172507
bullshit, I just called them and they didn't ask for shit.
>>316172740
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>316172740
oh man I swear I had that shit
I don't think we ever used them more than once but it was still cool to see those books that came with the cartoon teaching things
>>316172740
je suis la jeune fille!
>>316168625
Fuck I remember that always being on Nickelodeon
>>316172740
>yfw Muzzy was working for Skullface and was trying to spread language parasites
PUT THE PIECES INTO THE SLOT
why do commercials make us more nostalgic than things we actually cared about as kids? I'll never understand it but I love sometimes just looking up random collections of commercials from the mid-late 90's to see what I remember.
IN THE ARRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMS OF THE ANGEL
>>316172976
>>316172974
because they were pounded over and over and over into our brains at least 3 times every 30 minutes
>>316172963MALETOFEMALETHE GAME__
Only Satan could have created something so vile
>>316172740
I transcribed that entire commercial and put it as my steam profile description
>>316172507
>sounds like a 90 y/o woman picked up
>argue with her about how to spell zoobooks
>tells me they don't sell that product anymore
>ask what they do still sell
>can't disclose that info
whatever nerd
>>316171883
This thread isn't about OP's post, anon.
>>316173132
>he didn't have the ones with handles so you could protect your hands
I bet you were the fat kid that cried when his fingers got squished
hey guys i think several others have called that number asking about the tiger poster, cause i just called and the bitch sounded real annoyed when she said "You have the wrong number"p-please help me fuck with them?
>>316167246
>>316167690
I remember this shit as late as 2006
Goddamn the memories are all flooding back
>>316167865
underrated post
>>316173224
shut up, you're just mad you can't enjoy Fallout on the best consolethis is the one fun OT thread we have, please dont ruin it
>>316173132
my school bulk ordered like a thousand of those and in a bit of buyers remorse PE for all of 5th grade was warm ups followed by free time on your own assigned Finger Crusherâ„¢
>>316173132
The ones we used had handles and Either way I think they were nothing more than finger removers.
God bless you guys, took an shitty bait thread to some nostalgia
>>316172976
>Always showed these right around midnight on Cartoon Network until Adult Swim took over the time slot.
>Now they sneak them into late night commercial breaks on comedy central.
There was something always off putting about seeing a Girls Gone Wild ad cut off by these fucking heart breakers.
>>316172740
The grandson of the guy who made Muzzy was on /tv/ a few nights ago
You can enjoy the world of beauty.
Of excitement.
And adventure.
All these and more can be yours in the wonderful world of art, and with this free art test, we will take all of your shekels no matter what you draw on this motherfucker. Please call now.
>>316173132
>tfw pushing kids into the walls at Mach 5
AND SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWERRR
>>316168403
ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
MONKIES AND RABBITS YOU SALUTE
>>316173680
THIS BOOK
>>316172740
>tfw your parents didn't give you the greatest gift of all: the gift of a second language
Tech Deck Dudes wereso fucking stupid holy shit
>>316173680
found the autist.I used to do janitor work for a Montessori school and that was literally the only place I've seen that
>>316168726
>>316168931
I can't but help think that they were aiming for the wrong audience putting that commercial on Nick and Cartoon Network.
>>316169585
Nice pigs, are they lancashires?
I remember getting some game called Zapper at one of these. Never played it very much and I don't think it was even that good. And I know my brother got Zoo Tycoon once.
>>316173831
they were probably just banking on parents or babysitters seeing it and wanting to get that shit
>>316173820
I recall when all the "gangsta" kids would come to the cafeteria at recess and do tricks with their fingers on the little board
>>316167246
If his rent's only 60$ then that's pretty shitty of him.
But if he's rent's 300$ and he magically has a 60$ game, I doubt that having Fallout is the only reason he can't pay rent. If you were already fucked but had 60$ to spend you'd have done the same thing. You're already fucked, you might as well have a few hours of escapism.
>>316173132
>>316173659
>when you pinch your fingers under it
>>316173884
Used to get pokemon books or other randomshit.
God damn I used to love reading books.
>>316173132
holy shit I forgot these existed
Which one, /v/?
>>316167246
>Rent due in 3 days
>Roommate calls
>He's been arrested for carrying an unlicensed handgun and attempted burglary
Just saying could be worseHe was going to school to be a lawyer too
YOU'LL BE CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIYAH
CROSSSFIIIYAAHH
CROOOOOOSSSFIIIYAAAAAAAHHHH
>>316173781
Mine tried, but I resisted because I was a dumb kid. Years later I picked up where they left off and became fluent.
It's never too late to try again, anon.
>>316174060
Pegasus starter master race
Joey is close second
>>316173132
We'd play Mario Cart on those fuckers.
Just race around the edge of the gym.
We'd grab extra throw them at eachother and try to hit the target's fingers/hands/feet/legs like they were shells.
>>316174060Both
>That kid who bought a Skannerz
>>316174060
I remember getting Kaiba's just because I was surprised that I could own a Blue Eyes since I thought only three existed.
In retrospect Joey was the best character. Never really got into YGO though but it did help me learn how card games work for when I got into magic later on down the line at least.
>>316174074
I still yell this at the top of my lungs when I orgasm. Then my gf goes into a quantum spin and vanishes into another dimension.
>>316174060
Pegasus and Joey like >>316174160 said
>>316174060
neither, they suck dick
Joey Starter deck would trounce all other starter decks (including the Evolution ones) if played properly, mostly due to charity and penguin soldier
His boss monster sucks dick but his deck has otherwise excellent field control/advantage maintenance and you shouldn't be finding yourself in a position where another starter deck is overtaking you unless you get shit draws
>>316174083
With Muzzy?
>>316174223
HOLY SHIT
>>316174223
>found one of these at a thrift store for 1$ and it works
Mild amusement was had. Still wish I could find my Gen 1 Digivice toy, I had 2 of them and they are both missing...
>>316174060
What the fuck is this shit? Last I checked, Yugi's came with Dark Magician and Kaiba came with muh dragons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtOyymOJ5tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8CJwXSPRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HtSLF4vlrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahe2r5fB5hU
>>316174223
Oh for fucks sake
>>316173576
You goddamn fuck I had that
>>316174063
>He's been arrested for carrying an unlicensed handgun
That's the one thing Florida is good for; unlicensed weapons.
someone order some nostalgia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8
>"You wanted that Golden Eyes game so much, so I got it for you, happy birthday Anon!'
>"WOW THANKS GRAMGRAMS"
>unwrap it
>this
>yfw
>>316174223
I remember buying one just because it looked like a digivice.
It's not like I was too poor to get a real one, I had three. I just got it anyway. I was a dumb fucking kid.can't wait for the CSM digivice to come out, goddamn that shit's expensive though
>>316174476
I still have the Shadow one.
I was talking about these a few months ago, and nobody knew what I was talking about and they thought I made it all up
>>316174363
those are the Evolution starter decks, with different decklists than the original starters.
Also, in addendum to this >>316174285, the later starter decks such as the XYZ and Synchro starter decks would absolutely demolish all of the others, although I'm pretty sure most structure decks would still come out on top consistently
>>316174476
>>316174570
WHAT DOES THE DOUG BUTTON DO
>>316174417
They still air all of these except the bear one
>>316174417
FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS, CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT TILL HALF WAY THROUGH THE MONTH TO START BOTHERING ME?
>>316174514
jesus motherfucker
I had forgotten about these, omg
>STUDENTS I DIDNT MAKE A LESSON PLAN FOR TODAY
>WRITE 5 FACTS FROM THE VIDEO ABOUT X
>>316174476
related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0
>>316173884
>Eldest
As shit and unexplained the books ended, I loved the inheritance cycle.
>>316174570
Did you at least Bond burger her?
>>316174570
>Q button
I hope you caught them all
>>316174570
Legit talk I once got this from a secret santa in 4th grade
>>316174696
I know they still air the M&M's one but I didn't know the others.
Reminds me of how that tootsie roll pop commercial from like the fucking sixties was still on well into the 2000's
this is the first book i can ever remember reading
>>316174476
SEGA GAME SLIME
>>316174834
I have something even better.
>>316174834
Poliwhirl was such a random pokemon to use.
>tfw was too poor to get zoobooks
>only time i saw one was at the doctors office
>>316174753
SEGA
>>316174514
Oh christ do they still make these?
Remember DARE? The program made people do drugs?
>>316174809
I mean, Q is a character in the movies...
>>316174834
>tfw having to return all the pokeballs because my sister was like 3 at the time and they recalled that shit
>tfw lost most of the toys over the years
I got that pikachu pokeball lying around though.
CANADIAN NOSTALGIA COMING THROUGH
Roller Coaster Tycoon's sister.It's actually preeetty damn good.
>>316174834
I don't even remember what these were for, but I do have the Poliwhirl somewhere.
>>316175019
It's a reference to one of the creators favorite.
>>316175019
They used Poliwhirl because it was Tajiri's favorite Pokemon at the time. Poliwhirl was in a lot of Pokemon media and advertising back in the day.
>>316175019
I think he was what they wanted to push as the mascot before pikachu took off like wildfire and but they still kept him around for a bit in the early days.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop
WAN ATWO ETREECRUNCH
>>316174307
Yeah, I had the French one. Catchy songs yo.
I STILL HAVE ALL OF THE ZOOBOOKS BUT I NEVER GOT THE SNAKES ONE
>>316175131
There was one with a dinosaur on the cover I always wanted, but my Mom never let me buy it
>>316174996
>always thought mine was super rare
>apparently everyone and their mom had one
>>316175203
I got this for years because of my grandparents
it was fun doing the searches with my mom. not as good as I spy though
>>316173576
I still have this in my house somewhere, also have that giant retard with the club who makes sounds.
>>316175203
Fuck these shitty things for being the only thing to read at the dentist
>>316174834
These were the only reason I ever wanted to go to Burger King.I never saw a single one
>>316174834
I like how they all have different artwork on the box compared to the card itself except for Poliwhirl, and Poliwhirl just has a generic standing pose.
They're currently on their 30th album.
>>316174834
my nigga
i had the polywhirl
>>316175419
>>316167246
Tell him to go return that and pay fucking rent or get the fuck out.
>>316172740
>no these children aren't French
And thank God and AMURICA for that..
>>316175235
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW
I actually tried it at school once when somebody gave me one. There were five of us and we counted 432 licks
>>316174834
my family was poor
fuck you for bringing that shit back up
I just wanted the damn pikachu
>>316175397
I still drink out of pic related all the time. It's seriously to the point where I'd probably let myself get gouged hard to get a new one on ebay if I ever broke it.
>>316172976
;_;
>>316167246
Make him pawn that shit to you. Be the pawn star you've always dreamed of being.
>>316175203
I only read these for Goofus and Gallant.
>>316175397
Oh shit my nigThe Flintstones ones were better
>>316172740
>Learn how to speak French, German, or Italian
>Series is named "Muzzy"
This is how they made it across the borders, isn't it?
>>316174017
I miss that feeling man, the only book I've bothered to read through in the past 7 years (that's not a textbook or required reading) was The Disaster Artist.
I honestly don't know where to start again, my imagination just doesn't seem to help with reading anymore.
>>316175289
They gave them away at the pokemon 2000 movie.
>>316175419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>316173831
You do realize that many parents watched TV with their children back then, right?
And that back then parents would have been the right age bracket to market Shirley Temple to, right?
>>316175397
>broke my batman glass mug in a moving accident
>never see one in a Goodwill again
>>316174417
>The snowman commercial
My fucking nigga, that's one of my favorites.
You gonna order anything, anon?
>>316174223
>mfw brother and I had that
We both would scan everything that resembled a bar code, catch and train and fight all day
fucking loved them
>>316172974
>>316173090
That should be a redpill.
>>316175362
Yeah I never got that. My parents never took me to burger king because it was slightly further away from our house than Wendy's. As such I only ever had three of those Pokemon figures, and all three of them were tops. I think I had Koffing, Chansey, and Ditto. I don't remember how you even got these gold Pokemon cards. You probably had to buy them separately, right?
>Going to see the first movie (Or second shit dont remember)
>Getting this
>>316175629
>>316175397
still have one of these top left one
>>316175706
Captain Underpants, Goosebumps and whatever vidya they had for sale
>>316175552
i completely forgot about those
>>316175684
I dunno if I'd call it a favorite but it's easily the number one commercial to make me nostalgic for sure.
>>316175419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>316175629
Holy fucking shit
>>316175419
I knew a girl in college that was homeschooled her whole life up until then who was sheltered as fuck and religious, and she grew up listening to these because her parents wouldn't let her listen to the radio or the real versions. I gave her so much crap for it.I fell in love with her so hard and got my heart broken, it's been years since I've seen or talked to her and I still miss her every day. Was literally perfect gf/wife material ;_;
>>316175419
god bless them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_5WFkuwmY
>>316175629
kek, mega kek
>>316174476
Hoooooly shit. Back then I was a super big Sonic autist and I'd go to McDonalds every day hoping to complete the set. I eventually did.
There was a Super Monkey Ball toy too that isn't shown here.
>>316175706
>mfw I walk into the book fair with $10 my dad gave me
GIMME THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS
LIKE SIX PENCIL TOPPERS
THAT SICK FERRARI POSTER
SHIIIT WHAT ELSE
>>316174417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vGSsJ6k_W4FA LALALA FRENCH VANIL LA
>>316175419
>tfw NOW thats what i call music is still going
>>316175089
>be american
>live along st. clair river in canada
>get all the kid-friendly canadian television back in the day along with regular american shit
I'll admit it was fun
>>316174834
Hahah
Man I remember my friend got like 80 of those cause the said they would be worth thousands in 50 years.
>>316175629
>>316175706
>2011
Are these are still being used?
Do you remember how to draw the S, /v/?
You know, the one. The Super S.
>>316175886
now that I think about it I think I actually use pic related even more often.
I think I own one or two more from both set but I'm sure some have been broken over the years.
>>316175759
Apparently it was a big kids meal plus an extra $2.00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wjeDdSy_s
>>316175614read the dark tower. Its a western where shit hits the fan and goes full science fictionACTUAL SPOILER YOU FAG:The later books are the weakest part of the storyinb4 /lit/ comes in and says something
>>316175629
>>316175706
>that one kid who always got captain underpants
>>316176027
nigga we all know how to draw the super stussy s
it's in our DNA
>>316175639
>And that back then parents would have been the right age bracket to market Shirley Temple to, right?
Nnnnno. Shirley Temple movies started coming out about 25 years before my parents were even born. Still not the right age category.
>>316175906
>>316167456
Don't act like a nigger
>>316175629
I have the kids bop channel saved on my radio in my car. It is a constant source of fun.
>>316175886
>>316176047
Didn't they get recalled for lead poisoning? Good luck anon.
>>316175986
My sister was obsessed with this shit.
>>316175905
and she's probably a huge slut now
>>316175629
>>316176027
I never learned how and I was always mystified when I saw friends doing it.
Where the fuck did that even come from and how did everyone know it?
>>316175397
Oh shit,i had twoface.
>>316175629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk
>>316174996
I still think this is the coolest looking trading card ever made
>>316175981
NOW is on like #55 or 56 at this point. Fucking insane. I still have a few of the original ones, I think 3, 5, and 8.
fuark brehs...
im gonna cry remembering the old days when me and my bro were close
>>316175953
god damn fucking coolwhip and their commercial spam
do they even still exist?
Did your parents save the jam containers to use as drinking glasses /v/?