What's a good game to play with my girlfriend?
>>267527539
Cuckolding.
Find the sausage
Some fightan or shootan.
Something that's not too meta though otherwise she'll get frustrated and be all passive aggressive if you wreq her too hard and you won't get any poon.
Rape
>>267527539
What a lewd whore. I'd destroy her pussy.
>>267527909
I always let my gf win ever other round
:3
Kirby Epic Yarn or Mario Kart.And also sex
pfft none of these fags have ever had a GF.
you need to play something that's either mario kart or kirby
What genre do you guys like to play?
>>267527539
the choking game, instead of choking her with your hands use your penis
>>267528220
ooh, what system is that for?
Post more of this girl.
>>267527539
Just the tip.
>>267527539
I had an ex introduce me to the Tales of series, and we really enjoyed it. Fun games, and it's co-op so no one gets mad at losing.
>>267528279
Life
Gone home
>>267528343
Is that a Nintendo console? it sure sounds like it.
>>267527539
I don't know why she is so hot to me. Something about her is just so sexy.
>>267527539
Ico
It's romantic and not gameplay intensive for the second player.
Persona 3 or Persona 4. You do the dungeoncrawlan, she does the social linkan.
your girlfriend looks like that bitch that plays in a lot of lars von trier movies
>>267528220
tfw, my penis can't even turn her ring finger slightly blue.
>>267528520
that's not my girlfriend.
my actual girlfriend is white and chubby.
>>267527539
The one whereyou post moar
>>267527539
>playing games when you could be fucking
>>267528517
bonus points if you get her to cosplay as one of the waifus
>>267527539
suck the dick
fuck the pussy
fuck her right in the pussy
eat the vagina
suck and fuck
fuck and suck
shit on dick
shit in pussy
shit in mouth
piss in mouth
suck the period pussy
fist the ass
fist the pussy
jumbo crayon dick
twizzlers
shit and piss in her hair
penis butt
butt penis
cuckholding
rape
>>267528665
>not knowing fucking gets kind of old when you do it all the time instead of a few times a week
Sometimes playing vidya with them is just better
>>267528665
>trying to fuck 24/7
you get sore after the 3rd time
>>267527539
Nice man-face. Must be you, OP?
>>267527539
more
>>267527539
lego games
>Monster Hunter
>>267528973
>man-face
>>>/a/
>>267528912
>not raising the stakes and having more and more fetishes inserted into the fucking
>>267528947
>not doing your kegel exercises
Can't believe there's people who don't know Kalamari Kim.
>>267527539
That's a she?
3D Sex Villa
>>267527539
>tfw you'll never have a gf
>>267529728
I kno, rite? She's more manly than you are!
>>267527539
Why does she look familiar? Is it just because /v/ posts a lot of her?
>>267529710
Shame about her face, she's got a fuckable body for sure.
>>267528635
That's my ex anon
She called me fucking crazy td. You hit close to home.
Where can I get this sluts pics?
>tfw my gf only likes singleplayer RPGs and VNs
>>267527539
Why does she have to be Chinese?
>>267528038
Wow we got a fucking tuff guy here.
>have a fuck buddy
>have lots of sex every few days or so
>could be getting a second fuck buddy soon
I had no idea I was so charming
Here you faggots.
http://yungkim.deviantart.com/
>>267529685
Kegel exercises don't keep your dick from getting sore. They do make it so your cum explodes all over the place and your orgasms are harder, though.
>>267529685
>not raising the stakes and having more and more fetishes inserted into the fucking
No, really, I've done choking, blindfolding, bondage, roleplay, anal, rimjobs, even let my ex finger me while she went down on me. There's nothing really left I'm into that I don't want to remain an internet fetish. But sex with the same person 24/7 just gets old unless you're a teenager and have raging hormones and are new to it all. I'm 29 now and if I've been with someone a few months I want to do more interesting things than fuck all day. Relationships built on sex just end terribly no matter how good it is.
>>267527539
I usually play "anal" with her, dunno about you.
>>267528439
yeah it has nothing but boring shit on it
Half life 3 it's in the same state as your girlfriend
Slap the Nuts
>>267527539
>Girlfriend
>4chan
Out.
>Go to her DeviantArt
>"Not interested in your penis" in the header
>>267531019
Like any female on DeviantArt, she probably gets thousands of men sending her pictures of their cocks constantly.
>>267529710
>those tits
disgusting
>>267530998
My girlfriend is in development?
>>267531018
>no one on 4chan has a girlfriend LOL
>2014
A lot of us have been here since the mid-00's. We're nearing 30 and actually lead relatively normal lives. But we're still here forever.
>>>/out/
>there are roughly an equal number of men to women on the planet
>they would all rather be with someone other than you
>>267531018
The best thing about being a loser is that you can make yourself feel better by pretending everyone around you is also a loser.
>>267530173
If this is the first time you've experienced this, I have some bad news. These situations never end well.
>>267531139
A conceptual thought but not in existence as you wish her to be.
>>267531432
Theres actually more women than men, though it's only by like a few hundred thousand
>>267531432
>they would all rather be with someone other than yougit gud
>>267531432
10% of men get 80% of the women
>>267531523git gud facial reconstruction surgery
FTFY
>>267529710
>those nips
fucking gross
at least theyre not dark brown though
>you need to make an account to view all the pictures
>>267530289
>http://yungkim.deviantart.com/
>"yungkim Is Not Interested In Your Penis"
So she's a muff buffer then?
>>267531432
Why does every person think they are deserving of love? Even the most morally reprehensible sociopathic douchebags still think they're worth something.
>>267531638
thank you sexual liberation!
>>267528279
I think it's on the Dreamcast.
>>267527539
something Nintendo
its basically marketed at them and little kids
>>267531438
>having a girlfriend is winning
Ayy
>>267531653not playing on hard mode
>>267531462
Not everyone wishes for Half-Life 3
>>267527539
She looks like a 3D Tomoko but with confidence, you're a lucky guy.
>>267531769
The irony is that grown men encompass 93% of the Wii U's demographics.
>>267531685
You should message her, and ask her that. I'm sure she will find it witty and funny.
>>267531685
It's probably because she gets more dicks in her mail then a furry
>>267531841
just like mlp
>>267531139
IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWRIGHT
>>267531841
Yeah, it's weird that grown men have girlfriends and children.
>>267531846Kim detected
>>267531809
You're never getting a girlfriend with that attitude
we play soul calibur 2 on regular basis
she always kicks my ass when she's focused, also she mains ivy. god I love her.