>Sakurai: Here's your steak, sir.
>Customer: This steak is delicious, I am loving it.
>Sakurai: The chef has asked me to give you this complimentary small cake, a gift from us.
>Customer: WTF I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS I DONT WANT CAKE, GIVE ME ANOTHER FUCKING STEAK
Why do these manchildren feel so entitled?
>>268590794
Easy
Smash fanbase is full of entitled children (not necessarily manchildren)
>>268590794
He gave us the small cake first though?
>>268590794
More like
>Sakurai: Here is your order, sir.
>Customer: What the hell is this, you've given me shit on a plate!
>Sakurai: It's what you ordered, sir. Here is an extra plate for free.
>Customer: You just took a shit on that small plate! This is disgusting, I'm leaving and never coming back!
We have all the reason to be mad because Sakurai is incompetent and can't even give us what we want.
More accurate analogy:
>Order a hot dog
>Get hot dog
>It has mayo on it
>DARK PIT
>>268591912
>can't even give us what we want
Who's we and what do they want?
>Gives meat and potatoes
>love it
>give extra potatoes
>crosses the line
It's more like he didn't give you your mashed potatoes like he was supposed to, and gave you an after-dinner mint "dessert" to make up for it. I'll consider the clones a free dessert when I get my Ice Climbers, Snake, Lucas, and Wolf at the very least.
>>268590794
>Why do these manchildren feel so entitled?
Because we're paying full price for it?
Fucking idiot. When you grow up and have to pay for your own shit you will realise.
>stop shoving edgy pit in my mouth
>>268592126
You don't have to buy it.
>>268591948
If you don't like mayonaise you are a kike and a shill. This is not up for debate.
>>268592189
>go to a restaurant
>order
>food tastes like shit
>"wow, this food is shit"
>"well, you didn't have to eat here"
>"yeah, well I won't from now on"
C'mon, son.
>>268590794
Sakurai has done a lot of good on this game, people are just ungrateful little faggots.
>order a 6 inch sub, comes with plenty of stuff on it
>they add some extra meat and veggies because the restaurant is nice
>they announce a 12 inch sub with more than double the stuff on it will be coming out for only 30% more cash in a few days
>>268592298
>"yeah, well I won't from now on"
Okay bye.
>>268592301
You shouldn't use the word "ungrateful" when we're paying for it. You drones really have a bad case of stockholm syndrome.
>>268591912
What >>268592050 said.
>Order a steak
>Get a big dick in the ass
>Get cummed on for dessert
Thanks Sakurai
>>268592316
>announce both the subs at the exact same time
B-BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
What the fuck are you people talking about? Is this supposed to be some retarded discussion about the 3DS version compared to the Wii U version?
>>268592202
Nah nigga nah. Mayonnaise is just gross.
>>268591761
By small cake, I refer to the DLC characters.
Seems this person has the idea. >>268591965 >>268592167
People really are irate about clone characters for no actual reason.
>>268590794
>entitled
Opinion discarded.
>>268592381
So don't bitch when I complain that it's a shit game, retard.
>>268592542
I think we're talking about food?
>>268590794
>>268591948
>>268591912
>>268592064
>>268592298
>>268592316
>>268591948
>>268592443
>Not wanting hot cream for dessert
What are you anon, a faggot?
Wii U owner hereThanks for beta testing
>>268592485
Exactly. So you can get whichever one fills you up. Or if you're really hungry, you can even get both.
>>268592542
Nope, Sakurai responded to people whining about the Doc, Lucina and Dark Pit saying they are like a free dessert rather then the part of the meal (game) you paid for since they were last minute tweeks of alternate costumes.
>Buying Smash 4
Sounds like a personal problem.
With that said, Nintendo big-heads can't take criticism for shit.
>>268592402
I understand.
>>268592646
So don't bitch that you deserve a better game.
>>268592757
That makes no sense. We deserve a better game for the price-tag.
It's like I'm arguing with literal toddlers.
>>268592202
mayonaise is liquis shit, if you are okay with it then you have a scatology fetish.
>>268592298
>didn't read the reviews/get opinions from previous customers from that restaurant
It's not like everything got leaked days before Japan's release, amirite?
>>268590794
i wish there was some way for smash fans to give sakurai their thoughts on smash 4 but since 99% of the fanbase is cancerous, it would never ever ever work
>>268592827
>We deserve a better game for the price-tag.
Then go buy a better game?
>>268592542
three words anon. Delicious. Salty. Tears
>>268592827
Are you seriously bitching about a first party Nintendo game being 40 dollars?
You're seriously undermining how much content this game has dude.
>>268592402
>implying the nintenkids ITT pay for anything
Lel
>Order steak with green beans
>Receive green beans with green been clones
>excuse me, but don't you think it's a bit lazy to not give me what I asked and paid for?
>stop being such an entitled manchild fuck
I didn't even buy sm4sh, but Sakurai's analogy was fucking dumb.
more like
>ask for bowl of noodles
>the bowl has a limited amount of space
>part of the bowl is taken up by some weird shit that isn't noodles, leaving less space for noodles in the bowl
>>268592712
wii u/3ds owner hereyou're welcome
>>268592712
3DS and Wii U owner hereI'm having fun before you,
>>268591948
Even more accurate
>Order a premium frank with dijon mustard and sauteed onions
>Get store brand hot dog, 'value' mustard and diced onion from a can
>Get called whiny when you go to complain
>order pepperoni pizza
>employee asks if i want any more pepperoni
>tell him no thank you
>adds more cheese at no cost
>adds a bit more pepperoni anyway
>receive pizza and take it home
>pizza tastes like shit because of the extra toppings he put on it and they were added at the last minute at no charge
>>268592903
They've already taken my money. And I will bitch that I was ripped off.
LITERAL. TODDLERS.
>>268592935
What? Are you talking about Brawl 2.0.? The game hardly feels like sequel in the same way that Melee felt like a sequel to 64, and Brawl to Melee.
There's a reason why everyone's hoping the WiiU actually delivers.
>>268592720
Ah. Everything makes much more sense now, thank you Anon.
>>268592712
>implying they'll get something fixed in the Wii U version
As much as I root for Nintendo, I'm not that delusional.
>>268593050
>Order a premium frank with dijon mustard and sauteed onions
It's just a hot dog. Stop trying to dress the shit up with your 5-dollar words.
>What? Are you talking about Brawl 2.0.?
Stopped reading there.
>>268592712
Have fun getting your ass kicked online from 3DS owners.
>>268593057
lolol
>>268593057
>doesn't like maximum cheese and pepperoni
get a load of this faggot
>>268592720
Sakurai needs to understand that sometimes more is less.
Just like Ayy:Isolayy was criticised for unnecessary filler shit, so too will this game. It cheapens the quality of the overall product.
He's a bad director. I'm glad this is likely his last directorship over the series.
>>268593206
As a chef I find it insulting you would insinuate ingredients won't affect how something taste.
>go to a restaurant, order a steak
>waiter serves you a meal fitting of a 2nd century Roman Centurian
>"Uh I didn't order this?"
>"Didn't you though?"
>Look around and I've traveled back in time
Fucking Sakurai.
>>268593057
except you can decide not use the characters.
>>268593057
I bet you were one of those butthurt faggots at Pac-man not appearing as its Ghostly Adventures likeness. That analogy doesn't even make sense.
>>268593256
Less is more only if what you're measuring is shit already. If it's good then there can reasonably never be enough.
>>268593304
It's a hot dog Anon. A hot dog. You are infact lowering the quality of any ingredients you add to it by merit of it being a hotdog.
>Hey you know that tube of meat composed of pig lips, ears, and the shit they sweep up off the floor? Let's throw some expensive additives to it!
>>268593210
There's no cross play.
Lol.
>>268590794
Daily reminder /v/ makes the shittiest analogies in this entire site.
>>268593079
Smash 4 is like if Capcom released Ultra SF4 for full price.
>>268593256
>less characters is better
>2 of them are technically vets
>>268593338
Never wanted those characters at the beginning, did not want the extra cheese or pepperoni you brain-dead moron.
>>268593468
>doesn't like extra flavor
uwot
>>268592948
Here is a proper analogy
>Order steak with green beans near the time the restaurant is closing
>Receive steak with green beans
>"Sir, we happen to have some extra green beans with a different seasoning left. Would you like them free of charge since it's the end of the day?"
>They give you the extra green beans with a seasoning on them
>I JUST FUCKING GOT CHEATED OUT OF FETTUCCINE ALFREDO BECAUSE THEY FUCKING FORCED GREEN BEANS DOWN MY THROAT!
>>268593560
what i said, dont use them.
is really that simple.
>>268593560
Everyone likes cheese and pepperoni, stop lying.
>>268593557
Yes, less clones is better anon.
If sakurai doubled the roster by making a clone of every existing character, would you still use that logic? No.
>>268593534
I never implied that.
3DS owners have more experience than you is what I mean.
>>268593556
>Idiots will actually agree with this post
>>268593420
What?
>good product
>sprinkle it with extra shit
>somehow a better product
No. Don't spoil a good product with unnecessary filler SHIT.
I heard Mike Matei asked for Dark Pit to be included in Smash 4 3DS.
>you're at a huge party and they decide to order a bunch of pizzas
>all of them have different toppings and such
>"WOW, WHY DON'T ALL THE PIZZAS HAVE STUFF ONLY I LIKE? THIS PARTY SUCKS"
>>268593534
>Lol
>Work at resteraunt
>Some autistic fuck comes in ordering dijon mustard on a hot dog
>his friend rolls in and orders some shit ass steak with green beans and loses his shit over alfredo or some shit.
>Clock out of my minimum wage job with my minimum wage car to my minimum wage house
>Make bad analogies on the internet.
More like
>Hey I want this steak
>It only comes as part of a platter with other side dishes
>Oh well, I guess I have no choice since this is the only dish available and there won't be another new dish for about five or six years
>But give me the HD version of the platter
Oh wait this makes zero sense because food analogies are fucking stupid
>>268593079
>They've already taken my money. And I will bitch that I was ripped off.
There's no excuse, the roster leaked over a month beforehand and released in Japan weeks before the west. You knew what you were getting.
>>268593560
>Well *I* didn't want them
There are plenty of people who wanted lucina, dark pit, and doc. Sorry Sakurai doesn't cater directly to your specific wants and desires.
>>268593695
False equivalency friend. Cloning the entire roaster would take development time away from new characters, 3 clones that are outright alternate costumes with a few numbers changed do not.
>>268593695
i probably will actually.
a roster that big without variaty sounds like boring as fuck to play, but i like smash, so whatever.
>>268590794
Sakurai needs to give us the real desserts.
>Sir, here's your steak
>This steak is nice but I wanted a fucking video game
>>268593572
to be fair, I am as /ck/ as you can get and I like my hotdogs simple. Red sauce and mustard only.
Not every meal needs to be complex and full of 'flavour' (read: msg) to be great. I guess video games and cooking are not all that bad comaprisons after all
>>268593963
>Lucina
yeah, sure. Even I did.
>Doc
Yeah, sure, he had melee fans.
>Dark Pit
No. No one wanted this stupid fuck, especially in his own slot.
>>268593813
>Add extra optional content that took little time to create
>The product is somehow worse
It's like if they gave you some sort of dip for your garlic bread sticks in a separate plastic container free of charge, and you're claiming that the entire meal is now ruined and that you've been stolen from.
>Order a steak at a restaurant
>An shapeshifting master of darkness serves me an unspeakable evil
>I'm flung into the future where his evil is law
Fucking sAKUrai.
>>268594089
>have you ever made a steak?
Wait...what was announced?
>>268593834
>not just ordering pepperoni and cheese
Those are the only two pizzas you need. All that other shit like "ham" and "pineapple" are just tryhard nonsense.
>>268594147
>No. No one wanted this stupid fuck, especially in his own slot.
Japan would say otherwise, I was fine with him being in.
>>268593050
except you didn't order anything because it's not up to you
It's more like walking into an Italian restaurant and expecting sushi
>>268594226
I like you anon, that made me laugh.
>>268593338
You NEED to use them in classic. And you WILL fight them online and in Allstate mode
>>268593079
>They've already taken my money. And I will bitch that I was ripped off.
You can return the game, you autistic fuck
>Order steak
>"Sir, this is a pizza parlor. In fact, I'm not even a waiter. I'm one of the costumers."
>FUCKING SAKURAI PIECE OF SHIT GIVE ME MY STEAK
>"Sir, this is a chucky cheese. Stop pooping in the ball pit, please, that's where children play."
>STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>268593804
The jump doesn't warrant the price.
Smash 4 is basically just a better Brawl (like Project M was). It doesn't even feel like an entirely new game. It just feels like a version update. They got rid of tripping and sped the game up. Good job I guess. Shit's not worth $60 though (WiiU version price). Nintendo can fuck off with that shit.
Whoever thought of tilt attacks needs to lose his job too. That's a fucking moronic idea for a game like this.
>>268594036
Anon, I like your style.
>>268594036
They didn't have the resources for full on desserts after what they made already, so they gave you some after dinner mints instead, and now people are crying and bitching that the chef mugged them for their vanilla ice cream brownie explosion.
>>268594226
Holy. Shit.
>>268594275
>being 12
why are smash bros fags such fucking babies
>>268594419
>allstate mode
Are you in good hands?
>>268592202
Mayo is absolute shit on a hotdog. On a burger however, it aint that bad, but you are a dumbass if you put it on your burger with ketchup or mustard.
>>268594036
>>268594446
Waifu thread?
>>268594565
its a nintendo game what do you expect?
The analogy is more like
>Sakurai: Here's your triple whomburger
>Guy Fieri: Shut the front door, son of Tatum O’Neal, that’s dynamite.
>Sakurai: The chef has asked me to give you a complimentary s'more pizza
>Guy Fieri: I’m driving the bus to Flavor Town.
>>268594442
>The jump doesn't warrant the price.
>15 new characters
>better online
>Custom moves for every character
>more customizable characters in the miis
How is it not worth the price? We don't even know all what's going to be in the WiiU version, if even half of the leaked stuff they found from datamining like the announcer stuff and 8 player smash is in, it would be well worth that price tag. Fuck of
I don't get it. I hate Dark Pit and Lucina too but they are the most inconsequential shit ever. If they weren't in the game there'd just be two less characters, not like it'd bring back muh Ice Climbers.
Now there's a legit issue, the whole parity bullshit with the 3DS version. Fuck that, give me the money maker for the 3DS you need and the real fucking game on the Wii U I want.
>Go to Smash Bros
>Order a steak
>Get served a Hamburger Happy Meal
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT I ORDERED A STEAK
>Nervous asian waiter Sakurai "T-This isn't a steak house, sir, we serve simple hamburgers everyone can enjoy. Steaks are much complex and elaborate...
>BULLSHIT SMASH BROS IS A STEAK NOT A HAMBURGER I EVEN CAN ORDER A SMASH BROS AT THE EVO STEAK HOUSE
Best character here
>>268594920
People seem to think there are arbitrary 'character slots' and if they didn't have character X they would have character Y
I'm just pissed that Brawl actually handled clones well and the "clones" we did get (Lucas and Wolf) were actually unique compared to the melee tier lazy clones we have again (Toon Link can fuck off though)
You'd expect Lucas and Wolf to become even more unique this time around but they were axed like almost all the other melee clones were.
>>268595025
Awww yea!
>>268595115
But where is the futa?
>>268595062
>Toon Link can fuck off though
Toon Link not only plays better than Link but he's also a superior character
>>268595057
There sort of is, in a way. Not in a "we need X amount of characters for this game" but just that they could only make so many characters in time for the game. That said it isn't like clones really affect that much. As Sakurai said once making the six clones in Melee took as much time as one normal character. I can't imagine that has changed much in the last 13 years.
Does seem kind of odd clones (or at least semi-clones) like Wolf and Lucas are gone though, but whatever.
>>268590794
FYI, clones are not deserts.
Clones are an extra helping of your main course, when they didn't have what you ordered.
>>268595062
Because Lucas and Wolf were planned to be playable much earlier than these clone were, which gave Sakurai more time to flesh them out and make them stand out from Ness and Fox. Dark Pit, Dr. Mario and Lucina were all going to be alt costumes originally and were made into playable characters later on when there wasn't enough time to give them more unique movesets.
It's more
>want a certain character and to just put him in
>sakurai comes up with some dumbass master plan to hold a contest and get the character to write a deceiving contract
>gets some other chucklefuck to join in to make it look real
>go to las vegas
>chucklefuck presents ant farm keyboard
>the character you actually want appears
>sakurai cans the contest and decides ant farm keyboard is the winner, wasting yours and everyone's time
>>268594920
Think of it like this
If the clones were not in people wouldn't complain about them and say "Wow! All the newcomers are extremely unique. They clearly worked really hard on this." But with them now we get to complein about how clones are still a thing and all that shit.
What I think it boils down to is Quality over Quantity. Which I agree with.
>>268594780
>LoZ - its mostly 3D game fags who are salty doesn't matter which one there always needs to be a fight, 2D game fans are chill though
>Star Fox - full of Krystal fags and people who hate them
>Metroid - Prime fags, and then the more entitled people who cry the most about Smash Bros next to DKfags
>Donkey Kong - entitled as fuck but at least they have some ground to stand on when wanting reps in smash, but rep fags are cancer anyway
>Pikmin - actually kind of chill
>>268595290
But we have quality AND quantity.
>>268595290
If the clones were not in, people would complain that the roster only has 45 characters.
>>268595115
Show more.
>>268594275
>ordering pepperoni unironically
Wow what a fucking plebeian
>>268594940
>Wow what a great meal!
>Hello customer, please have this complimentary dessert
>Uh, this is a Twinkie
>Why are you not impressed? We give you a great meal and when we give you a free extra you are unsatisfied?
>You put no effort into this bonus, the meal is still good, but the fact that you expect me to like this addition that took you no time and cost you nothing has kind of affected how I view the meal as a whole
>>268595226
>noy prefering Young Link
Are you some literal faggot?
>>268595272
What
>People are still bitching about this
For fuck's sake, anons, get the hell over it.
>>268594275
>pepperoni
Whatever faggot. Cheese only best pizza.
inb4 hurr durr boring, fuck you I don't like to ruin a good thing by throwing garbage on top of it.
>>268594690
kek
>>268595431
If they weren't so lewd, I would.
>>268595416
No, that's still a lot. They'd just complain that there favourite character wasn't in.
>>268594882
What you just explained sounds like a fucking version update, not a new game.
SF4 was the only game of all it's iterations to have a $60 price tag at launch.
The jump from Brawl to Smash 4 is no different from the jump from Vanilla SFIV to Ultra. Yet Ultra is still being sold at a discounted price as opposed to full price. Nah, YOU can fuck off.
>>268595509
>Wow what a great meal!
>Hello customer, please have this complimentary dessert
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TWINKIE BULLSHIT
>S-sir, please calm down
>FUCK YOU, YOU PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS AND NOW SOMEHOW THE FILET MIGNON WRAPPED IN FOIE GRAS AND STUFFED WITH CAVIAR HAS BEEN RUINED BECAUSE OF THIS
It's more like a salad appetizer, a steak main course, and then the same salad with a lemon vinaigrette instead of a Raspberry one for dessert.
>>268594690
Hell no, one of them is crazy.
>>268595490
>>268594275
>>268595698
You salty-ass niggers can't handle my superior anchovy pizza
>>268595378
Have you notice that every Nintendo fan from every franchise that has a rep in Smash is autistic as fuck while the 'sperg' franchise is actually the most chill out of everyone else
>>268595732
So what?
>>268595525
>prefers Young Link
>calls others literal faggots
Young Link was somehow worse than Link, don't give me that shit.
>play the shittiest iteration of classic mode so far to unlock the characters that actually matter
>waste 10 minutes of my life on the third run because I'm forced to unlock edgy pit
I never fucking asked for this shit
>>268595817
Only on /v/
You go anywhere else, like the Smash Miiverse for instance, and you got those autists begging, literally BEGGING for Shadow.
>>268595804
>The jump from Brawl to Smash 4 is no different from the jump from Vanilla SFIV to Ultra.
Except you know, the engine and the system it is produced for.
>>268595748
That's only ten more characters than what Brawl had, people would complain like crazy
>>268594036
Loli faggots are NOT welcomed in smash, only real qts are featured.
PS Lucina is there for DFC fags
>>268595804
Nah you're just a bitchy fucking nigger, I didn't even count the new ledge mechanics but whatever keep on holding fast to your objectively shitty opinion.
>>268590794
Funny, I didn't see cloned characters on the menu. As I recall, you said there wouldn't be any, and they'd all be extra skins.
Also, your food analogies are retarded, because cloned characters add absolutely nothing.
Furthermore, you're using "entitled" in the wrong context. Polite sage for responding to shitposting.
>Lucina, Dark Pit and Dr Mario are all clones but Alph isn't
>could literally slap some Rock and Flying Pikmin on him with slightly different properties and not have him pluck whites or purples
It's more like you go to a nice restaurant, get a good meal, have a good time. But then some asshole tells the staff that it's your birthday so everybody runs on out screeching their terrible happy birthday ripoff song that's half "have a good day anon" and half "buy more of our products" and you just kinda sit there wishing they'd leave you alone even if they are giving you a free small little ice cream thing or whatever.
You still enjoyed the meal but you really wish they hadn't done that shit at the end, even if they were just trying to be nice.
>>268595832But he's not sexier!
Checkm8
>>268595932
Outside of Miiverse, it kinda close to /v/.
Miiverse has actual kids on Theresa well
>>268596007
>Alph is added as a clone
>WOW FUCKING SAKURAI ADVERTISING SHIT GOD FUCKING SMASH BROS ALL STARS BATTLE ROYALE
>>268595824
>>268596037
Reporting this, do you even read the rules?
>>268596005
>As I recall, you said there wouldn't be any
I can't believe you people actually fell for /v/'s lies
It was a cheap way to pad out the roster. If it they removed Dark Pit and Lucina then there would only be two unlockable newcomers.
sauerkraut > mustard and kraut > mustard = Italian > plain > mustard and ketchup > ketchup > everything else > liquid shit > Chicago style
>>268596007
>implying people wouldn't have bitched about that and then immediately lept to the conclusion he's got favoritism towards pikmin.
I think you underestimate the sheer autism of people on /v/
>>268596167
It's SFW, no nude, or anything. It's not against thes rules if it's SFW.
>Saying you're reporting someone.
Oooh, did you read the rules?
>>268596167
>announcing reports
Do you even read the rules?
>>268595806
Didn't say that. I said it affects how I view it as a whole, and that's no lie.
>>268596116
>advertising
A lot of the newcomers are from recent or well selling games
Duck Hunt Dog is even relevant because of those NES Remix games on the eShop
>>268596167
Good, thread's shit anyway, just autists bitching about clones being in the game when they're in practically every fighting game.
and then there's retards like this >>268593556
>>268596331
>Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
Heyo. Read teh rules, buddeh.
>>268595378
Mariofags are autistic as fuck over fapping to Rosalina/Bowser and wanting Mona, though Wariofags are an autismal offshoot off Mario fags.
>>268595272
Boosh!!
>>268595969
>This much mad
I'm actually glad my opinion offended you this much. Enjoy paying full price for a mere version update faggot. It's your money wasted.
>>268596549
Wariofags just want more Warioland in some shape or form.
Please don't lump us in with those Ashleyfags
>>268596116
I think Alph is the most annoying thing about this whole situation. I mean clones are one thing but you can't say in the Lucina reveal that you wanted to make unique characters new characters rather than just alts and then do that shit. I mean, the koopalings are one thing, whatever. You aren't gonna put in 8 fucking clones are you? But this is just fuck off.
>>268596615
> It's your money wasted.
It's only wasted if I'm not having fun with the game, which I am.
>>268596549
Mariofags got it good as fuck this Smash Bros, but you'll always have Daisy and Waluigi fags
>>268595940
On a technicality Brawl had 39characters. However people don't do math and forget that there were 6 cuts meaning there was 33 returning, and with the current size of 51 characters (all 3 miis included) cutting the 3 clones would be 48 characters, so there is 15 more characters than the last one.
I think that's fair.
>>268596725
That's enough out of you. You're all a bunch of animals.
>>268596490
NES Remix contains no light gun games.
Dark Pit is like having the chef spit in your food.
>>268590794
Nah it's more like
>Order a steak
>pretty good
>suddenly waiter comes and throws ketchup all over the filet of the steak that you haven't gotten to yet after eating most of it
>even after telling him repeatedly you don't want fucking ketchup on the steak he keeps pouring it and calls you entitled when you say that you don't like ketchup on your steak
>proceeds to throw 3 chunks of ground beef at you that are similar to steak but not quite as good after the fact, saying that it's complimentary
>>268596615
>Enjoy paying full price for a mere version update faggot. It's your money wasted.
>This autism
Jesus fuck SF fags
>>268596965
huh, my mistake
>>268596965
Duck Hunt is in because each game since Melee gets a fun, cool retro representative.
Yeah Duck Hunt sold a lot back then because it was bundled with SMB1 but it's not really relevant anymore or known to anyone other than gamers who are a bit more invested in the hobby than just casuals which isn't a lot, comparitively,
64 = Medium
Melee = Medium Rare
Brawl = Medium Well
Sm4sh =Medium_____
>>268596725
This.
I love Wario Ware, but I love Wario Land 10x more and prefer seeing classic Wario being represented.
>>268595804
>SF4 was the only game of all it's iterations to have a $60 price tag at launch.
It should've been fifteen bucks, because it's about as entertaining as a digital pet
>>268590794
how many times are you going to post this trash?
>go to a restaurant
>order something you really want
>get something else that's still good, but not what you specifically wanted
>waiter then walks up while you're eating and puts something you don't like on the food
>gives you a free dessert
>it's plastic
>>268597294
Until Dark Pit is removed from Smash
>"Well I'm not going to complain about free dessert, but it looks a bit lazily done. Maybe mroe time could've been spent on the steak which was the main meal."
>Chef gets asspained instead of taking criticism like a man
>>268596725
I'm willing to bet Ashleyfags don't even play Wario games.
>>268597386
>being this mad over one character
>wanting a character removed to replace with another character
>m-muh slots theory, they could've put another character in there!!!!!! ;~;
Keep weeping, kid. :-^)
>>268593057
close but more like
>order pepperoni pizza
>employee asks if i want any more pepperoni
>tell him no thank you
>adds more cheese at no cost
>adds a bit more pepperoni anyway, after the pizza has already been cooked. motherfucker puts uncooked salami on there instead because they have no more pepperoni.
>receive pizza and take it home
>pizza tastes like shit because of the extra toppings he put on it and they were added at the last minute at no charge
>>268592712
I'M AN IDORT THOUGH
>>268597386
>Until Dark Pit is removed from Smash
Probably never
>Dark Pit will also probably be in Smash 5 except now as a more fleshed-out clone.
I look forward to your tears.
>Go to restaurant
>Order a steak, it's pretty good
>Continue eating steak at the restaurant
>A few weeks later, order a steak again
>The steak is smaller but now has a potato on the side
>Be disappointed that the standard I came to expect has changed
>>268597650
Who doesn't like uncooked salami? That shit is fucking delicious.
Reminder that fuckurai could have spent more time balancing shit characters like ganon and palutena instead of adding his shitty edgy OC.
>>268593057
>>pizza tastes like shit because of the extra toppings he put on it and they were added at the last minute at no charge
That's retarded how does DP, Lucina, and Doc's inclusion make the game shitty? How? Because you don't want them there suddenly the entire game is bad? Fuck you.
>>268597795
doesn't belong on a pepperoni pizza though
>>268595698
This guy gets it
>>268597739
>the standard I came to expect
Are you autistic or just an entitled manbaby?
>>268595806
>autist waddles in
>"how dare you insult twinkies! Do you know how hard he worked on buying it?"
>proceeds to snatch it and gobble it up as he insults you
>>268597931
>"Well I'm not going to complain about free dessert, but it looks a bit lazily done. Maybe mroe time could've been spent on the steak which was the main meal."
Said nobody, everybody bitched and threw their shit like giant fucking babies to the point Sakurai got fed the fuck up.
>>268597561
Most of them don't even play Wario Ware.
>>268597739
This is actually the first good metaphor in the thread. Well done, Anon.
MORE LIKE:
>order premium steak
>waiter informs me that other customers' smaller and cheaper steaks will be made before mine, however I will be kept to date on how my order is coming along
>waiter shows me pictures of my steak cooking, ordered medium rare but he tells me its going to be rare instead because he doesn't want his steaks to be classified as medium
>steak is taking really fucking long
>order a smaller steak which has the sauce I wanted, waiter insists I am not allowed to use said steak sauce on my other steak
>ask why
>says it would be unfair to all the other customers who ordered the cheaper steak
>receive my premium steak with a spoon
>request a fork and knife
>tells me I need to pay for a fork adapter
>>268597997
You don't have to eat it if you don't want to. The pizza isn't yours, it's for everbody, and if you don't like it, then walk along. I know you like pizza, but just because you don't like it doesnt mean everyone else doesnt like it.
>>268597103
>SF fags
Hardly, I hate Capcom nowadays. But at these they didn't have the nerve to charge full price for a game that just feels like a version update rather than an actual NEW fucking game.
>>268595943
>muh tall woman with big breasts
go away Ruggarell
>>268598297
>But at these they didn't have the nerve to charge full price for a game that just feels like a version update rather than an actual NEW fucking game.
I guess Brawl wasn't a new game either then.
>>268597739
Hackurai status:
#FUKKEN REKT
I like Dark Pit.
I believe he deserved a spot on the roster.
>>268598239
Literally nobody who was going to eat the pizza asked for it, it's just there. You feel as if there could be a different topping on there where all the salami is but instead you just get cold salami on top of your pizza. It's like they didn't even care, and just because the guy who made the pizza likes the darker pieces of salami he put more salami on there, when nobody even cares about it.
>order steak
>get a hamburger patty
>it comes with a complimentary salad
>it's just lettuce
>they're out of bread
>order happy meal
>about to eat the hamburger
>fucking awful pickle shitfuck is inside it
>I have to eat that shit because it would be rude if I didn't
>>268598579
Who's that cunny bunny?
>>268598304
How you dare to compare me with a tripfag, fuck you too.
>>268597553
No one said that though, like Sakurai said the majority people were acting like the clones took "entire slots" away from what would have been full characters.
>>268597997
THEN JUST EAT THE SLICE WITHOUT ANY SALAMI
>every slice has a little shit on it
>even if you found a slice without salami you still have the rest of the pizza that you won't eat
>>268598951
>>268598135
Not EVERYone was a frothing at the mouth faggot about it.
>>268598842
>Palutena farts on your dessert
fuck you, Sakurai
>>268599196
>Ashley will never fart on your dessert
fuck you, Sakurai
>>268598842
>>268599196
Oh that sounds delicious.
>>268599079
Not everyone, but a fucking lot of people and that's basically who his comments were directed at.
>>268598402
You're right. It really wasn't. Smash is Smash. They all play the fucking same, more so than other fighting games.
But the jump from Melee to Brawl was bigger than the jump from Brawl to Sm4sh. To the point where it ain't worth $60.
>>268599196
She is a goddess so it probably smells good
>>268599476
No, it's awful enough that you choke and throw up all over your plate.
>>268599420
>This retardation
Goddamn you people are unpleasable.
>I'm just sitting at this restaurant
>All I can hear from the other tables are babies crying
>The loud whining is deafening, the parents are clearly tired, dead eyes glazed over as though they have given up on life
>I wonder why anyone would bring their children to this fancy restaurant
>The disheveled waiter, clearly a mess from waiting hand and foot on the children, offers the house special, a premium steak
>When it arrives it's good, but the waiter mixed up my drink, and gave me water instead of soda
>I want to bring it up to him but he's too busy and I'm a shy fucker who stammers too much to get a word out
>Go home and play Smash Bros
>>268599834
Shut the fuck up Wario, you fat lazy shit. You're as much a nuisance as anyone else there.
>>268590794
I do not feel strongly either way about the point you're trying to make anon. However, presenting an analogy as an argument is beyond inane. Video games are not steaks or the food industry or a waiter. They are video games.
>>268590794
What are the chances of smash bros allowing tag matches like other fighting games
>go to resturant
>ask for the Smash Bros
>the Peach is too high in calories
>The white haired sword user has way too much edge
>The flat retro character tastes like dog food
>the meal never seems to end no matter how many bites I take, only when I take a bite of dessert does the meal end
>wait a minute
>THIS ISN'T SMASH BROS AT ALL
>I WAS SERVED A PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS
DAMN YOU SONY YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS
>>268594226
>order a meal
>it's delicious
>waiter gives me free "dessert"
>it's a glob of semen and sugar wrapped in napkin
>wow why aren't you eating this free dessert you child?
>>268595698
Jesus fuck I knew /v/ was full of babies but I didn't know it was this bad. Cheese pizza isn't even food, it's like a party snack. You need to have at least 2 toppings on a pizza for it to even be considered a pizza.
>>268599571
>Defending Nintendo for selling games that pass as mere version updates at full price.
It's your money to waste. Waste it.
>>268600361
>Being this this much of a warped, entitled Jew
I pity you
>>268600037
Underrated post.
>>268593050
>>268593057
>>268595509
>>268597081
>>268597650
>>268597739
>>268598204
these are actually really fucking good anaolgies.
>>268594740
have you ever had fry sauce on a burger? because that's mayo and ketchup.
Are there any analogies that people can use besides food? It's not really working.
>>268599196
>Palutena lifts up her skirt
>pull down her panties
>put her big ass on the dessert
>then she farts up a green cloud on it>suddenly her anus start to bulge
>a huge greenish black shit log slithers out of here
>fall on the plate
>she puts her panties on and smile at my face
>walks away to the kitchen
>mfw
I DIDN'T ORDER THIS SHIT
>>268598526
>Literally nobody who was going to eat the pizza asked for it, it's just there
>You feel as if there could be a different topping on there where all the salami
>nobody even cares
so we're no longer making Smash analogies and are just complaining about an imaginary pizza.
>>268601236
Dark Pit, Lucina, and Dr. Mario are the parts nobody cares about, that are just there and detract overall from the presentation. It's not that hard to understand.
>>268601209
>Go to mechanic and tell them my car is acting funny
>They fix it, and give my car huge, brightly colored spinning rims at no extra cost even though I didn't want it
>I think it looks ugly
>My respect in the hood goes through the roof, though
>>268601209
Here I've got one
>buy a car
>get a free pair of ugly looking fuzzy dice which can't be removed from the rear view mirror meaning you always have to look at them when you get in your car
>>268601416
i really like this
>>268601761
That's because it's your own post, faggot.
>>268601398
I don't like Dr Mario or Dark Pit at all, but I like Lucina, and lots of people like those characters too.
They also don't detract from the presentation at all. They're just bits of extra content.
I had absolutely no problem with the idea of Dark Pit being in and even expected it.
I was expecting more of a Wolf or Lucas though. Not just
>his arrows are stronger, but have less control
>his side+b sends foes at a 45-degree angle rather than straight up
I think that's literally it.
>>268590794
>smashbabbies will never leave
>the Wii U version will be out for months and they will still shitpost about leaks and clones
