You are in charge of writing the romcom with those 4 actors. What's the story?
>>69067955
'sex and the city' reboot
Brendan falls in love with Segal's Punani, and snatches her. Eventually Punani leaves Brendan. Segal schemes with Punani's father (cameo by Eric Roberts), to try to get her back, while Paul Dano meets and falls in love with her at a coffee shop. In the end the trio all make friends over being cucked by the same Punani.
>Brendan Fraser's wife leaves him
>the alimony is destroying his career
>he hires Segal to snatch her motherfucker birthday
>seperate story
>Eric Roberts is pissed off that his son Paul Dano won't marry his friends daughter to expand his business
>Dano is secretly gay and in love with Brendan's wife's son
>the stories intertwine at Roberts classy ball when Segal sneaks in to assassinate Brendan wife
>he kills the son by mistake sending Dano and Fraser into separate quests for revenge
>that both corner Segal at an abandoned warehouse in the rest side of town where Roberts is being held hostage
the twist at the end is that Segal was having an affair with Brendan's wife and they planned to kill the son so that Dano would be forced to marry the girl Roberts wanted him to - Segals daughter - allowing them to begin a convoluted plot to take over the business
>Anonymous 05/03/16(Tue)13:44:40 No.69067955
Baneposting confirmed!
>>69068262
How is that comedy?
>>69067955
Ghostbusters 3
>>69068134
Sounds like why do fools fall in love desu
>>69067955
Suicide Squad
>>69067955
Something classic
>>69067955
>4 housemates in a shitty NYC apartment
>Brendan
Is clumsy and hopeless with women but lovable, and whenever something goes wrong for him like a date or something he looks at the camera and goes 'JUST', it's basically is catchphrase.
He develops the J.U.S.T. system in a ill-conceived attempt to get that love he craves.
>Seagal
Wacky, delusional, wannabe-macho man gives bad advice to Brendan and picks up ugly women whilst claiming they're '10/10' or 'diamonds in the rough'.
Basically a less cunty version of his IRL persona.
>Dano
Student, obsessed with his oneitis, hijinks ensue when he hosts a party at the apartment in order to get close to her.
>Roberts
Smooth talker, kinda like NPH in How I Met Your Mother, constantly brings back new women to the apartment so there's always shit going down.
Also has a psychotic ex who is obsessed with him.
What's the meme about Eric Roberts?? That he only appears in shit films ?
>>69070662
>only
Worlds collide as Mickey (Fraser), the son of an Irish mobster (Seagal) falls in love with Gordo (Dano) the son of New York's most feared Mafioso (Roberts).
The two crimelords must bury the hatchet and join forces to keep their sons apart and protect the reputations of their criminal empires. Will they succeed, or will true love prevail?
Black market gay sex trade: Elder edition
Dano with a Russian accent as the curator. Karate guy is top dollar power bottom.
>>69068785
Holy shit.
>>69067955
Brendan is the main character and the others are his personalities
He must be an FBI agent while simultaneously go undercover to infiltrate a Mexican cartel
Drama ensues when he falls for the sizzling daughter of the cartel drug lord and he has to choose between the law and love
TItle: SPECIAL AGENT GRANDE PROBLEMA
>Brendan is the desperate guy who hasn't got any punani for a while
>Eric Roberts is an old stud, wiser now that he's older, but still willing to bang anyone
>Steven Seagal is the zen-master, he gets da punani. But in a twist, he's just frontin', all isn't like it seems
>Paul Dano is the young stud
The plot is that they cross paths in a bar one night, and Paul Dano has them make a bet: whoever gets laid first within the club wins before sunrise wins the bet.
>>69068358
Not him, but imagine it as a comedy of errors where Segal bumbles around, failing to kill Brendan's wife. That will set up foreshadowing for the twist ending.
>>69067955
Two Sisters have to contend with men they are interested in.
Dano (young out of college business guy with decent income and ambition ) vs Roberts (established businessman who can joke around due to no debts, and buy a woman anything).
Older sister, has to choose between:
Brendan (former married man, learning to reconnect with the dating scene/part american beauty with him working out and getting back to form) vs Segal ( established BSer, whos not quite sure if he loves any of the women he is dating. Requires acting on segal's part to realize he needs to fix himself).
I am thinking of standard romcom then the audience gets a hybrid American Beauty meets Closer.
>>69068785
There isn't a black one tho.
>>69070824
>425
is that only for the last month?
>>69071232
I think it's a weekly total
>>69068262
>>69070235
>>69070910
These sound like genuinely entertaining movies, bravo anons.
Dano and Roberts are two criminals who make their living off stealing from rich guests at fancy hotels in various states. Segal and Brendan are detectives following their traits ever since they stole some really expensive historical item at some hotel
>Dano's character
a smooth talker with a special ladies' charm but dumb as bricks. He stole the extremely expensive historical item that made the detectives follow them, but even doesn't know he's holding it. It's in his backpack and he took it because he thought it was cool.
>Roberts'
the mastermind who hates capitalism and just wants to chill and enjoy fancy stuff at fancy hotels. He hates capitalism because he grew up seeing his parents being mistreated by ostentatious clients at their own hotel. The irony is that he explores Dano's work for his own enjoyment.
>Brendan
Dumb and idealist but hardworking. Will do anything to be the best at his job and catch the criminals
>Segal
Smart but lazy. Spends most of his time enjoying his time at the hotels on the pretense that he's gathering information
>>69070824
>2017
how is he doing movies in the future
>>69071707
Timetravel. Hes THAT committed
>>69071677
I think this is the answer to the previous thread:
>>69061794
>>69071141
Dude, Eric Roberts.
>>69071772
Yes
>>69068262
This is really good man, get to writing that shit up seriously!
>>69071137
>Requires acting on segal's part
Good luck there buddy
rotflol'd
>>69071856
Black up Eric Roberts
BOOM
snatching every classic JUST
narrated by eric roberts
>>69068120
Holy kek
First post best post
>Segal is a grumpy and straight-to-the-point guy who rents shit on a Hawaiian beach like kayaks and paddleboats
>Fraser is a shy and insecure divorcee who is trying to find himself (and possibly a new flame) on a trip to Hawaii
>Fraser ends up at Segal's shop and rents a bunch of shit
>shenanigans ensue and he accidentally breaks or loses all the shit he rents from Segal, much to his dismay
>Roberts, a subtle homosexual, is also a tourist on the Hawaiian island and befriends the lonely Fraser
>the two bond and talk about their lives at a beach bonfire
>it is revealed that Roberts has a crush on Fraser, who is oblivious to his advances
>unbeknownst to the trio, Dano, the local rapist and kiddy-diddler, has his eyes on Fraser
>he ends up kidnapping Fraser at knife-point as he is walking back to his hut
>brutally sodomizes Fraser while screaming obscenities
>Roberts discovers Fraser's absence and after much convincing enlists the grumpy Segal in helping him locate him
>after following a series of clues Roberts locates Dano's dungeon and hastily goes in
>Dano sees him coming and knocks him out
>ties him up to and prepares to sodomize him as well
>out of nowhere Segal shows up and performs a mythical branch of Hawaiian kung-fu on Dano, disarming him
>Segal frees the two friends and Roberts confesses his love to him
>Fraser gives him a kiss but tells him he is straight
>Segal tells them to stop being homos and begins to dial the police
>Fraser stops him and tells him he has a better idea
>the next scene shows Fraser renting one of Segal's kayaks without breaking it, and both of them smile at eachother
>Fraser having not found love, but instead having found friendship
>the movie ends with Dano tied up in his own dungeon
>we see the previously lonely Roberts step out of the dark
>he begins to sodomize the psychopath brutally and spanks him
>the movie fades to black as it zooms in on Dano's stretched asshole
